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Bought my first fleshlight back in March of 2007, been hooked ever since.

Basic stats: I'm around 5 to 5.5 inches in both length and girth, circumcised.

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Found 28 reviews in total

Intensity 4.75
Stimulation 1.5
Penetration 2.5
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 3
Realism 0
Variation 3
Smoothness 1
Orgasm Rating 2.5
Noise 3.75
Lube Use 2
Cleanup 2
Dry Time 0.75

Obsession-Bliss Review

February 9th, 2015 (Obsession-Bliss Texture)

Background: I was lucky enough to have won a free fleshlight of my own choosing from FleshAssist's giveaway in December of 2014. I was bouncing back and forth between this texture and indulge. Ultimately with the help of forum members and fleshassist I decided on obsession given the rave reviews and since I liked fangs.

Impressions: Upon sliding into this sleeve the ribbed entrance is very apparent as it scrapes along your shaft roughly. The forest of fangs however is not very distinct at all. You can certainly tell they're there though by the intensity of this sleeve. This texture really doesn't let up on your dick. This may sound awesome but to be honest at times I find it to be a bit too much (yes there is such a thing). The pleasure just isn't quite there, I get off but it's not as much of an enjoyable ride as I'd have hoped it would be given its reputation.

Conclusion:
Summary: Is capable of bringing you to the edge quickly but the overall ride I find a bit lacking in terms of pleasure. Not a bad texture but not quite the ultimate sleeve as some seem to regard it.

Score 2.46 Overall Satisfaction 2.25
Intensity 2.5
Stimulation 2
Penetration 2
Tightness 2.25
Suction Effect 2
Realism 0
Variation 2
Smoothness 3.25
Orgasm Rating 2
Noise 1.25
Lube Use 2.5
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 4

Wonder Wave Review

December 30th, 2014 (Wonder Wave Texture)

Background: I bought this texture way back when ILF had just released a new design for the fleshlight case (the one you know now). They were doing a special where if you buy two sleeves of your choice you'll get a pink lady speed bump sleeve and the new case for free. Wonder Wave seemed well liked at the time so I went with that. Granted this was way back when there was only the original, super tight, ultra tight, speed bump, wonder wave and super ribbed textures in addition to the STU which wasn't a part of the deal. Note that sleeve is not the same one that I have now.

Impressions: You can feel those ribs plucking away at your head and dragging down your shaft as you thrust in and out. However their stimulation overall leaves a bit to be desired, it's a gentle ride in terms of pleasure.

Cleaning: Straightforward and easy.

Drying: Also easy.

Super Ribbed: While you do get your head drummed by both the stimulation and sensations between these are very different. With wonder wave you get a little pleasure out of this texture while the super ribbed texture is just a dud for me unless you go really slowly.

Conclusion:
Summary: One of my lesser liked textures, not awful but not great.

Score 2.40 Overall Satisfaction 1.5
Intensity 3
Stimulation 2.5
Penetration 2
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 4
Realism 0
Variation 2.75
Smoothness 2
Orgasm Rating 2.25
Noise 1
Lube Use 4.25
Cleanup 3
Dry Time 3

Vortex Review

December 30th, 2014 (Vortex Texture)

Background: I got this sleeve as part of the 342 deal.

Impressions: The vortex seems like an upgraded version of the super ribbed. Those angled ribs combined with the varying canal diameter pluck and grind away at your cock while pumping in and out. I'll admit I didn't really like this texture at first. For a while I didn't really get much stimulation out of the sleeve. It was like those ribs were heavily muted. Then over time I gradually began to enjoy it more. This seems to be the case with some other people as well with this texture. I don't know what it is about it but my suggestion is give it some time to grow on you.

Cleaning: Cleaning is a little involved but not bad.

Drying: Straightforward.

Mini-Vortex: As you would expect the mini-vortex feels just like you'd think, a smaller version of the vortex with less pronounced ribs that aren't as intense however the mini-vortex is tighter, especially with the case so that plus the great suction kind of balances it out a bit. Overall though I'd say the full-size vortex is a better texture IMO.

Conclusion:
Summary: Still not a favorite of mine but it has grown to be a good texture for me after using it a number of times.

Score 2.69 Overall Satisfaction 2.25
Intensity 3
Stimulation 4
Penetration 2.75
Tightness 2
Suction Effect 2.75
Realism 0
Variation 2.5
Smoothness 2.5
Orgasm Rating 4.25
Noise 2
Lube Use 3.75
Cleanup 3.5
Dry Time 3.5

Twisted Review

December 30th, 2014 (Twisted Texture)

Background: I bought this sleeve along with Raven Riley's lotus back in May of 2009. ILF hadn't introduced fleshtone color yet and twista was the only exclusive signature FLG texture available at the time. All other FLG's were stuck with either lotus or the soon to be discontinued from FLG's wonder wave.

Impressions: Tera's pussy mold is nice to slide into. The texture itself feels fairly loose, only tightening a little bit towards the end due to my length. But tightness isn't everything. Those spiral ribs really do a wonderful little number on my cock. Rubbing and stroking around my dick on every stroke this texture just rubs me the right way. It's a pleasurable ride.

Cleaning: Not very troubling.

Drying: Easy.

Wonder Wave: Despite both having loosely spaced ribs the twista's spiral design and varying diameter provides a much more enjoyable ride then the wonder wave.

Cyclone: Twista's loose spacing creates a gentler ride that I prefer more compared to cyclone which is more intense but less enjoyable for me.

Conclusion:
Summary: Gentle but very pleasurable texture, definitely worth picking up. It just rubs me the right way.

Score 3.13 Overall Satisfaction 4.25
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Intensity 1.25
Stimulation 0.5
Penetration 1
Tightness 2.25
Suction Effect 2
Realism 0
Variation 1.5
Smoothness 3.5
Orgasm Rating 0.5
Noise 2
Lube Use 2
Cleanup 3.25
Dry Time 2.5

Turbo Tube Review

December 30th, 2014 (Turbo Tube Texture)

Background: I picked this sleeve up as part of ILF's Easter egg hunt promotion back in 2009. It was the last time they ever offered mocha colored sleeves and also the last time this texture was available. Not wanting to miss out on a texture I gladly snatched it up.

Impressions: This sleeve does not really deliver when it comes to pleasurable sensations. You get a little feeling rubbing along those tubes of flesh material but they don't feel that great. You can sometimes feel the ribs dividing each section of tubes from one another as they pop and pluck across the back of your head but it's like an even more mediocre wonder wave. Like any fleshlight I am able to cum with it but it's just such an unsatisfying ride. There's barely any pleasure at all unless I'm really turned on and by that point almost any fleshlight feels good. I don't know if it's some effect of the tubes over stimulating certain parts of my dick or what but I just don't care for this texture.

Cleaning: Nothing too difficult, pretty straightforward.

Drying: Takes a little while to dry but not bad.

Conclusion:
Summary: One of my least liked textures. It's just not very pleasurable. In my opinion you shouldn't feel bad about having missed out on this.

Score 1.75 Overall Satisfaction 0.5
Intensity 3
Stimulation 2
Penetration 2
Tightness 2.5
Suction Effect 2
Realism 0
Variation 1.5
Smoothness 1.25
Orgasm Rating 2.5
Noise 1
Lube Use 3.75
Cleanup 3
Dry Time 2.5

Touch Review

December 30th, 2014 (Touch Texture)

Background: I bought both vibro fleshlights shortly after they first came out when they were on sale. The idea of a vibrating fleshlight sounded fantastic to me and I was all over it.

Impressions: This texture feels rather similar to the speed bump. On the thrust into the sleeve my dick glides over the nubs and it feels very pleasant although a bit weak in stimulation. On the pull out the nubs grab and pluck my cock head and it feels a bit uncomfortable and a little over stimulating (not in a good way).

Cleaning: Not too hard.

Drying: Takes a little longer than most.

Vibro: The vibro sleeve has three pockets molded into the front part behind the rim for the bullet vibes to insert into. Getting the bullet vibes into the sleeve is a bit of a pain but even more so is getting a sleeve loaded up with bullets into the case. Since there's no way to access the bullets once they're in the case that means you need to turn them on then waste battery trying to get the stupid sleeve to fit in the case. Once lubed up you'll soon find with all three vibrating bullets in the sleeve it's extremely difficult and uncomfortable to get your dick inside the sleeve as the three bullets press down into the canal due to the shape of the fleshlight case. With two bullets it's manageable but still a bit uncomfortable and with one bullet the vibrations are not very strong. The vibrating sensation at first feels nice but nothing spectacular. Soon though even those vibrations seem to fade away as your dick becomes a bit numbed by the vibrations. Then when the battery runs out you have to buy these little button batteries to keep them going. The bullet vibrators are very cheap and it's not uncommon to get one that doesn't work. Overall vibro could potentially be a really nice feature but the current execution just plain sucks. They need to:

1) Redesign the case to fit the vibrators more comfortably or choose a smaller vibe.
2) Get a more sophisticated vibrator with vibrating patterns not just the same frequency so your dick doesn't just go numb.
3) Have the vibrator use a standard rechargeable battery (like AAA) so we don't have to constantly buy new batteries for it.

Barracuda: Despite being of similar design the barracuda offers a smoother more enjoyable ride probably due in part to the larger size of the nubs. I'd have to say I prefer it over the touch.

Conclusion:
Summary: A fairly mediocre texture overall. I'd get the barracuda over this.

Score 2.23 Overall Satisfaction 2
Intensity 3
Stimulation 2.5
Penetration 2.5
Tightness 2.25
Suction Effect 3
Realism 0
Variation 2.75
Smoothness 1.25
Orgasm Rating 2.75
Noise 1
Lube Use 2.5
Cleanup 2.5
Dry Time 3.5

Torrid Review

December 30th, 2014 (Torrid Texture)

Background: This was one of three FLG sleeves I bought back when ILF was trying to discontinue signature textures. I chose this one as I was a fan of bumpy textures like the STU and speed bump and I was curious how those flaps dividing the sections would feel.

Impressions: First off I like Tori's pussy orifice, her spread lips are very inviting. Normally I find textures with decent sized bumps to be rather stimulating but in the case of torrid this sleeve is much gentler than I expected. I can feel the bumps just fine but the pleasure just isn't there as much as the other bumpy textures I so usually enjoy. It's hard for me to make out the flaps inside this texture. I'm still able to get off with it alright but it just isn't as enjoyable a ride as say speed bump.

Cleaning: Flaps make things a little more difficult but it's not too bad.

Drying: Not difficult.

Conclusion:
Summary: Kind of an underwhelming texture, not terrible but not great.

Score 2.46 Overall Satisfaction 2.5
Intensity 2.5
Stimulation 3.25
Penetration 3
Tightness 2.5
Suction Effect 2.5
Realism 0
Variation 2.75
Smoothness 4.5
Orgasm Rating 3.75
Noise 2.5
Lube Use 3.5
Cleanup 4.25
Dry Time 4.25

Texas Tornado Review

December 30th, 2014 (Texas Tornado Texture)

Background: I purchased this sleeve as part of the buy 2 sleeves get 1 free deal (also known as 342) during a promotion where you get a free mystery sleeve with orders over $79.

Impressions: Tornado's indented spiral design provides decent pleasure as they stroke across your cock while thrusting in and out. It's by no means an intense texture, the edges if you would call them that are rather subdued and hard to make out. This would probably make a good sleeve for long drawn out sessions.

Cleaning: Straightforward.

Drying: Simple.

Conclusion:
Summary: The tornado despite its name is a rather gentle but pleasing ride.

Score 3.29 Overall Satisfaction 3.5
Intensity 2.25
Stimulation 2.75
Penetration 1.5
Tightness 1.75
Suction Effect 1.5
Realism 0
Variation 0.5
Smoothness 5
Orgasm Rating 3.75
Noise 3.75
Lube Use 1
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 5

Super Tight Review

December 30th, 2014 (Super Tight Texture)

Background: I bought this when the mini-maid orifice was being discontinued back in November of 2009 just so I would have all of the standard orifices in my collection. I bought the forbidden along with this. After this order I only needed 2 more textures to have a complete collection; boy how things have changed. I went with this texture as it was the only standard texture besides original that I didn't already have. Ultra tight had been discontinued a few months earlier or I probably would've bought that instead.

Impressions: As far as textures go this is about as simple as it gets. No fancy bumps, ribs, humps, chambers, varying diameter, etc. just a smooth tube for your dick to slide in and out of. Despite the reputation of being a rather bland texture it actually does provide me some amount of stimulation. It's not cum your balls out great but it's not nearly as bad as I would've expected from such a texture. I think the mini-maid's tight orifice deserves some of the credit for this as it feels nice thrusting in and out near the entrance. It kind of feels like a really crappy loose lotus texture. The rubbing does get slightly uncomfortable for my head but not enough to make me stop completely. It also goes through lube quick which isn't really surprising as there's nowhere for the lube to go.

Cleaning: You really can't get much easier than a smooth straight tube.

Drying: As simple as it gets.

Conclusion:
Summary: Not nearly as bad as I would have thought, but there are plenty of other textures I'd recommend before this one.

Score 2.79 Overall Satisfaction 2.5
Intensity 0.5
Stimulation 0.5
Penetration 2.5
Tightness 2.5
Suction Effect 1.5
Realism 0
Variation 0.5
Smoothness 0.5
Orgasm Rating 0.5
Noise 1
Lube Use 2
Cleanup 3.75
Dry Time 3.5

Super Ribbed Review

December 30th, 2014 (Super Ribbed Texture)

Background: I first bought this texture way back when ILF had just released a new design for their case (the one you know now). They were offering a nice deal where if you buy two sleeves of your choice you'd get a pink lady speed bump sleeve and the new case for free. Naturally I went ahead and got it and this was one of the textures I chose. I got the super ribbed texture because I had heard it was the most intense of the textures at that time. This was long ago back when it was just original, super tight, ultra tight, speed bump, wonder wave and super ribbed in addition to the STU which wasn't part of this deal. Note it was a different sleeve than the one I have now.

Impressions: The cheeks orifice is snug but not really tight. Entering into the texture those super ribs go right to work on your dick strumming away at the head and it feels amazing. But as you keep going pretty soon you start to feel uncomfortable as your head receives too much attention from these thick squared ribs. Not able to handle this level of stimulation your dick starts to go numb (and not in a good way). Pretty soon you find yourself pumping into this texture and getting almost no feeling or satisfaction out of it. It's one of the only textures that is genuinely difficult for me to get off with. Slowing down your pace you may be able to minimize this but honestly it's just not that great.

Cleaning: Straightforward.

Drying: Easy.

Forbidden: A much more enjoyable texture than this one. If you want a small taste of super ribbed check out this texture.

Wonder Wave: While you do get your head drummed by both the stimulation and sensations between these are very different. With wonder wave you get a little pleasure out of this texture while the super ribbed texture is just a dud for me unless you go really slowly.

Conclusion:
Summary: If I had to pick, this one would probably be my least liked texture. Personally I'd avoid this one.

Score 1.52 Overall Satisfaction 0.5
Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 4
Penetration 4.25
Tightness 3.5
Suction Effect 3
Realism 0
Variation 2
Smoothness 3.75
Orgasm Rating 4.25
Noise 1.5
Lube Use 4.5
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 4

STU Review

December 30th, 2014 (STU Texture)

Longwinded Backstory: Back in early 2007 I was hornily perusing the internet for my very first sex toy. I had been experimenting with homemade contraptions that were pretty mediocre, sometimes borderline harmful and were hardly any better than my lotioned-up hand. I came across fleshlight's website and their forum. Some of the reviews in their testimonials section had me incredibly hard from the way they described their experiences with these things. I went back and forth on whether to take a chance on one until I learned of a special offer on the then new pink colored stamina training unit. Well that did it for me and soon a pink lady stamina training unit was on its way to me with a bottle of id glide.

First Impressions: When it arrived I was giddy (and horny). At first I thought I might've had a defective sleeve given the round protrusion near the lip of the sleeve where it inserts into the case however a quick check with forum members cleared that up. Holding the sleeve in my hands I was truly impressed by how soft and skin-like it felt. I immediately went to the bathroom to wash off the cornstarch and start soaking it in warm water (something I highly recommend every first time fleshlight user do as it greatly enhances the experience). I only made it about 15-20min (in retrospect it should've been more like 30min) before I eagerly snatched it up and wrangled the wet sleeve into its case. I had already been half-mast since I got the package home but applying lube to it really had me standing tall. Sliding my fingers across those lips and plunging them into its warm, soft, bumpy depths felt great I couldn't imagine how my dick would feel. Slicking up my shaft with some porn playing I started slipping inside. Sheer joy, no hand could match the feeling of those wonderful warm soft bumps engulfing my dick, tracing pleasure as they slide along down, nuzzling it in just the right way. I began slowly stroking up and down, up and down; my dick was in overdrive from the sensation. Unable to withstand the pleasurable onslaught I gladly surrendered my cum into its welcoming depths. Breathing a contented sigh of relief I looked at my screen to realize I hadn't even made it a minute before cumming, it was that good. Not that I minded much because it felt incredible. Admittedly my anticipation likely had some to do with it too.

Those bumps let you know when you're nearing climax as they really step it up in stimulation. Over the next couple months I significantly increased my session times while exploring new ways to enjoy it. ILF then released a new case design (the one we're familiar with today) and to promote it they offered a special where if you buy any two sleeves you'll get the new case and a pink lady speed bump for free. I couldn't resist, by this point the STU had worked its magic and I was hooked, eager to explore new sensations. This was the start of my collection.

Cleaning: Pretty easy, no real trouble with this sleeve.

Drying: Also quick and easy with my homemade hanger.

Speed Bump: Many people who don't own both the STU and speed bump often assume that these textures feel similar since they both are comprised of bumps. This is absolutely not true. Both textures provide their own distinct sensations that are very easy to tell apart. Speed bump is rougher (in a good way) and I am more likely to use it for a hard and fast session whereas the STU provides a somewhat sweeter gentler session (very pleasurable).

Conclusion:
Summary: The STU is a great texture that I commonly recommend to people buying their first fleshlight given its cheaper price compared to fleshlight girls and you must buy it with a case. So why not buy one then get more textures in just sleeve form and save a few bucks not buying cases that you don't necessarily need. While it can sometimes feel a little mild (especially after having cum recently) the STU still remains among my favorite textures after all this time.

Score 3.60 Overall Satisfaction 4.5
Intensity 4
Stimulation 4
Penetration 3
Tightness 2.75
Suction Effect 3
Realism 0
Variation 1.75
Smoothness 0.75
Orgasm Rating 3
Noise 1.5
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 4

Speed Bump Review

December 30th, 2014 (Speed Bump Texture)

Background: I got my first speed bump sleeve back when ILF had just come out with a new case design (the one you know now). They had a special deal going on where if you buy 2 sleeves of your choice you'd get a pink lady speed bump sleeve and the new case for free. The speed bump ended up being my favorite of the three textures I ordered. Note I have a different color and orifice sleeve now.

Impressions: The standard mouth orifice is a bit too masculine for my tastes. I wish they'd offer a more feminine version for the fleshlight side. Anyway sliding past the lips you're met with myriad of bumps that grind into your cock. The speed bump is a rougher texture than most but not in an uncomfortable way. Those little bumps feel great nuzzling your cock. I find this to be a nice texture for when you want a quickie the stimulation and pleasure are both present in this one.

Cleaning: Simple and easy.

Drying: Again easy, no fuss.

Ice Color: Since this is the only ice color fleshlight I own at the moment I'll take a second to talk about it. First thing you should know before you buy an ice sleeve is that they are very sticky, much more so than other colored sleeves. This makes handling and getting it in and out of a case a bit more of a chore. It's not so terrible that I'd never use one but just keep that in mind. Second thing you should know is that the visual you get is not going to be crystal clear. The fleshlight material will warp and blur the image a bit and it'll be a little foggy from the cornstarch powdering. With that said you still get a nice show. Getting to see the texture go to work on your cock is a fantastic turn on that does enhance the experience. Despite the annoyances of ice color sleeves I'd still recommend everyone try one out.

Stamina Training Unit: Many people who don't own both the STU and speed bump often assume that these textures feel similar since they both are comprised of bumps. This is absolutely not true. Both textures provide their own distinct sensations that are very easy to tell apart. Speed bump is rougher (in a good way) and I am more likely to use it for a hard and fast session whereas the STU provides a somewhat sweeter gentler session (very pleasurable).

Conclusion:
Summary: I feel the speed bump is sadly underrated; it's among my favorite textures.

Score 3.10 Overall Satisfaction 4.5
Intensity 2.25
Stimulation 3
Penetration 3
Tightness 2
Suction Effect 2.5
Realism 0
Variation 2
Smoothness 3
Orgasm Rating 3.25
Noise 2.5
Lube Use 2.5
Cleanup 4.5
Dry Time 4.25

Rattler Review

December 30th, 2014 (Rattler Texture)

Background: Just five weeks after her new signature texture was released Raven Riley suddenly disappeared from the fleshlight website. When inquired about on the forums it was announced that she had been discontinued but the rattler texture would be coming back in due time. We were a bit shocked and upset having it suddenly pulled like that. The rattler was the texture I was most intrigued with of the nine that had been released recently and I was looking forward to getting one. A week later Raven reappeared on the website and remained available for a little while after that before being discontinued for good. Happy to have another chance at owning one I quickly bought Raven's rattler along with Stoya's destroya in the ménage-a-trois deal (2 FLG's with cases plus 2oz gun oil lube for $130).

Impressions: It was nice to see Raven's pussy in a slightly more realistic looking color (granted a mix of pink and fleshtone would've been best but anyway). Sliding into her familiar pussy I'm met with lots of what can barely be called bumps. The canal is a bit loose feeling. These very shallow little bumps soon fade into a smooth fluttering feeling about your cock as you thrust in and out. The undulations of the canal can be just slightly felt. It's a relaxed and pleasurable ride. Unlike most textures your choice of lube can have a big impact on enjoyment of this sleeve. Too thick a lube (ID glide and such) will mask those little bumps while too thin (wet light) may make them almost a bit rough feeling. I find gun oil to work best with this texture.

Cleaning: Very quick and easy.

Drying: Fast and easy with my fleshlight hanger.

Conclusion:
Summary: Very gentle ride but pleasurable. This is the one discontinued texture I'm glad I own.

Score 2.94 Overall Satisfaction 3.5
Intensity 2.5
Stimulation 2
Penetration 2
Tightness 5
Suction Effect 5
Realism 0
Variation 1.5
Smoothness 2.25
Orgasm Rating 2.75
Noise 1
Lube Use 2
Cleanup 3.75
Dry Time 3

Mini-Vortex (SIAC) Review

December 30th, 2014 (Mini-Vortex (SIAC) Texture)

Background: I bought this sex in a can as part of a three pack in addition to the succu-dry when ILF first brought back sex in a cans.

Impressions: This texture is a bit subtle (partly due to the case, see below). You can feel the ribs pluck across your cock and the tight variations in canal diameter but the feelings the give are a little muted.

Sex in a Can: The sex in a can line is a nice alternative for people who want a fulfilling fleshlight experience but don't have the size to fully enjoy them. Sex in a can cases are a bit of a mixed bag. On one hand they provide amazing suction that really enhances your experience. The end cap when tightened to a certain point will have some play to it. This play allows the cap to push off of the air vents at the back of the case when thrusting your dick into the sleeve and get sucked back over the air vents when pulling out creating a suction effect that truly will not let your dick go. If ILF could incorporate this end cap on fleshlight cases it would significantly improve them. On the other hand though, they can feel rather tight (uncomfortably so). Part of the great thing about fleshlights is that they don't squeeze your dick hard like your hand would. This forces your dick to rely more on the subtle texture its feeling rather than just how hard it's getting squeezed. But with the sex in a can case if you're a little too big for it, the textures seem to just get mashed up against your cock and that kind of subdues the pleasurable feelings you'd normally get from such a texture. That's why I often enjoy using these sleeves outside of their case as the texture has more room to work on your dick. Overall I'd say if you're around 4.5" or less in girth you may more likely enjoy the SIAC's then if you're bigger than that but your mileage may vary.

Cleaning: Simple and easy.

Drying: I had to build a new hanger for these as the sleeves are too small to fit in my other ones.

Vortex: As you would expect the mini-vortex feels just like you'd think, a smaller version of the vortex with less pronounced ribs that aren't as intense however the mini-vortex is tighter, especially with the case, plus the great suction kind of balances it out a bit. Overall though I'd say the full-size vortex is a better texture IMO.

Conclusion:
Summary: If you're below average in size (especially girth) go for it, SIAC's are perfect for you.

Score 2.67 Overall Satisfaction 2
Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 2.5
Penetration 3
Tightness 5
Suction Effect 5
Realism 0
Variation 1.5
Smoothness 1.75
Orgasm Rating 2.75
Noise 1
Lube Use 2.5
Cleanup 3.75
Dry Time 3.5

Mini-Speed Bump (SIAC) Review

December 30th, 2014 (Mini-Speed Bump (SIAC) Texture)

Background: I bought this as part of the 3-pack back when sex in a cans were brought back along with the succu-dry.

Impressions: This SIAC features a more feminine looking mouth (Compared to the standard mouth orifice which was all we had before then) which is nice. The canal size and size of the bumps appear to be roughly the same as the regular speed bump texture only the bumps in the mini appear to be spaced a little bit farther apart. Like with the other sex in a cans the texture feels more subdued compared to the full-size version. It's harder to feel the little bumps however the sexier mouth and incredible suction help to make up for it. Outside the case this sleeve feels about the same as speed bump.

Sex in a Can: The sex in a can line is a nice alternative for people who want a fulfilling fleshlight experience but don't have the size to fully enjoy them. Sex in a can cases are a bit of a mixed bag. On one hand they provide amazing suction that really enhances your experience. The end cap when tightened to a certain point will have some play to it. This play allows the cap to push off of the air vents at the back of the case when thrusting your dick into the sleeve and get sucked back over the air vents when pulling out creating a suction effect that truly will not let your dick go. If ILF could incorporate this end cap on fleshlight cases it would significantly improve them. On the other hand though, they can feel rather tight (uncomfortably so). Part of the great thing about fleshlights is that they don't squeeze your dick hard like your hand would. This forces your dick to rely more on the subtle texture its feeling rather than just how hard it's getting squeezed. But with the sex in a can case if you're a little too big for it, the textures seem to just get mashed up against your cock and that kind of subdues the pleasurable feelings you'd normally get from such a texture. That's why I often enjoy using these sleeves outside of their case as the texture has more room to work on your dick. Overall I'd say if you're around 4.5" or less in girth you may more likely enjoy the SIAC's then if you're bigger than that but your mileage may vary.

Cleaning: Rather simple.

Drying: I needed to build a new smaller hanger for my SIAC sleeves but other than that it's pretty easy to dry.

Speed Bump: Overall this texture is roughly the same as the regular speed bump, just more subdued when in the case. I'd personally stick with the regular speed bump over the mini.

Conclusion:
Summary: If you're below average in size (especially girth) go for it, SIAC's are perfect for you. Otherwise I'd prefer the fleshlight size version.

Score 2.96 Overall Satisfaction 2.75
Intensity 1.25
Stimulation 1.5
Penetration 1.75
Tightness 5
Suction Effect 5
Realism 0
Variation 2.75
Smoothness 4.5
Orgasm Rating 1.5
Noise 2
Lube Use 2.5
Cleanup 2.5
Dry Time 2.5

Mini-Lotus (SIAC) Review

December 30th, 2014 (Mini-Lotus (SIAC) Texture)

Background: This was bought as part of the sex in a can 3-pack along with both vibro fleshlights (cyclone and touch) shortly after they came out and went on sale.

Impressions: With the sleeve in the case I can just vaguely feel the small humps of the canal and lip of the lotus node. Stimulation is pretty poor with this texture, the worst of the four SIAC's I own. Per usual the suction of the case helps to make up for it but I'd personally go for one of the others. Unlike the other textures, outside the case it isn't much better, the mini-lotus just isn't right for me.

Sex in a Can: The sex in a can line is a nice alternative for people who want a fulfilling fleshlight experience but don't have the size to fully enjoy them. Sex in a can cases are a bit of a mixed bag. On one hand they provide amazing suction that really enhances your experience. The end cap when tightened to a certain point will have some play to it. This play allows the cap to push off of the air vents at the back of the case when thrusting your dick into the sleeve and get sucked back over the air vents when pulling out creating a suction effect that truly will not let your dick go. If ILF could incorporate this end cap on fleshlight cases it would significantly improve them. On the other hand though, they can feel rather tight (uncomfortably so). Part of the great thing about fleshlights is that they don't squeeze your dick hard like your hand would. This forces your dick to rely more on the subtle texture its feeling rather than just how hard it's getting squeezed. But with the sex in a can case if you're a little too big for it, the textures seem to just get mashed up against your cock and that kind of subdues the pleasurable feelings you'd normally get from such a texture. That's why I often enjoy using these sleeves outside of their case as the texture has more room to work on your dick. Overall I'd say if you're around 4.5" or less in girth you may more likely enjoy the SIAC's then if you're bigger than that but your mileage may vary.

Cleaning: Average difficulty.

Drying: Not terrible but beware the lotus node can trap water in the sleeve if hung with the orifice facing up.

Conclusion:
Summary: I'd avoid this texture personally; it's just not very enjoyable for me.

Score 2.60 Overall Satisfaction 1
Intensity 2
Stimulation 2.25
Penetration 2.5
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 3
Realism 0
Variation 3.25
Smoothness 4.5
Orgasm Rating 2.25
Noise 2
Lube Use 2.5
Cleanup 2.5
Dry Time 2

Mini-Lotus Review

December 30th, 2014 (Mini-Lotus Texture)

Background: I purchased this along with the alien (the current version) back when the alien first came out. The lotus was my favorite texture and I owned the lotus lager sex in a can featuring the mini-lotus texture. The sex in a can case however prevented me from enjoying the textures fully so this mini-lotus in a full size fleshlight was just the sort of thing I'd been hoping for.

Impressions: Upon insertion I can feel the small humps from the narrowing/widening canal and the lip of the lotus node. If I concentrate I can feel the lotus node rub behind my head. The sleeve is a little snug but overall the amount of pleasure from this leaves much to be desired. It takes a little longer than average to get off with this texture. Only when I near climax does that canal and lotus node finally come to life a bit allowing for some nice edging.

Cleaning: A little more involved with the narrow canal.

Drying: Takes longer than average.

Lotus: I much prefer the regular lotus over this texture. It just rubs me the right way for some reason; I find it a much more pleasurable ride.

Conclusion:
Summary: I may be in the minority here but the mini-lotus just doesn't do it for me at all. I much prefer the regular lotus over this texture.

Score 2.65 Overall Satisfaction 1.75
Intensity 3
Stimulation 4.5
Penetration 4
Tightness 3.75
Suction Effect 3
Realism 0
Variation 2
Smoothness 4.75
Orgasm Rating 4.5
Noise 4.5
Lube Use 3.5
Cleanup 3
Dry Time 3

Lotus Review

December 30th, 2014 (Lotus Texture)

Background: Bought this along with the Tera Patrick twista as part of the ménage-a-trios deal (2 FLG's with cases and a 2oz bottle of gun oil lube for $130). This was back before the fleshtone color was introduced and signature textures weren't available for every fleshlight girl. I chose raven's orifice given the favorable reviews I'd heard from forum members.

Impressions: The orifice looked good. Having an orifice molded from a real woman was certainly a nice turn on. As someone who can't reach through the lotus node, this texture would seem rather uninteresting. It's just a smooth narrowing and widening canal. The first time I used this sleeve I was pleasantly surprised by just how good it felt sliding in and out of this smooth texture. That long narrow passage in the beginning squeezes your dick just a little bit tighter than most textures. It rubs the stretch of skin behind my head just right making for a very pleasurable ride. It's not overpowering stimulation like with some textures but not so mild as to be boring either. It's just a nice insistent rubbing just the way you like it. Being a fairly gentle texture, subsequent uses right after cumming may be a bit more unremarkable than some textures.

Cleaning: The lotus node and the following chambers make rinsing out cum slightly more difficult but not too bad. Its smoothness helps a bit to cancel things out.

Drying: With the lotus node in the texture I soon discovered that my basic fleshlight hanger that I had made would no longer work as well as it previously did. The node traps water dripping down through the canal making drying a little more involved. Eventually I improvised a new version of the hanger with a second smaller loop up top to allow the sleeve to be dried upside down. Once that was built drying became much simpler.

Mini-Lotus: Despite being made for FLyers who aren't as long I don't really enjoy the mini-lotus as much as this texture. For whatever reason the lotus just works for me.

Conclusion:
Summary: If I had to pick just one texture as my all time favorite it would probably be this one. It has been such a pleasurable sleeve for me over the years.

Score 3.71 Overall Satisfaction 4.75
Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 4
Penetration 3.25
Tightness 4.5
Suction Effect 3
Realism 0
Variation 4
Smoothness 4
Orgasm Rating 4.25
Noise 4.5
Lube Use 2
Cleanup 2
Dry Time 3

Heavenly Review

December 30th, 2014 (Heavenly Texture)

Background: I bought this sleeve as part of the buy 2 get 1 sleeve free deal (also known as 342) while they were offering a free mystery sleeve with every order over $79.

Impressions: One of my tightest feeling fleshlight textures, though not as tight as a SIAC of course. Upon penetration I can feel myself pop through the short swallow teeth chamber. Maybe it's due to the orifice but I can't really feel the swallow teeth at all. Moving on, the ultra tight and undulating forbidden canal combination is a real winner in this texture. The ultra tight holds snugly on to your cock while the forbidden canal rubs and massages the head and neck. I am not quite long enough to pop my head all the way through the lotus node but the widening chamber in front of it offers a nice rub behind my head as I poke into it.

Cleaning: The very narrow/tight canal followed by the lotus node in the middle of the sleeve makes cleaning a bit more of a pain in the ass than most sleeves.

Drying: Lotus node means I need to hang it upside down in my fleshlight hanger, otherwise straightforward, no issues.

Conclusion:
Summary: An excellent texture worth picking up. I highly recommend the 342 deal for this to save some money unless you really hate the pink color and standard orifices.

Score 3.56 Overall Satisfaction 4.25
Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 3
Penetration 2.5
Tightness 3.5
Suction Effect 3
Realism 0
Variation 3.25
Smoothness 2.25
Orgasm Rating 3.75
Noise 4.5
Lube Use 2.5
Cleanup 4.25
Dry Time 3.5

Forbidden Review

December 30th, 2014 (Forbidden Texture)

Background: ILF had just announced they were discontinuing the mini-maid orifice. Just a month prior Jenna Haze had been introduced with the first ever ass mold for a FLG and shortly after that fleshtone color was introduced. Not wanting to miss out on owning an orifice I picked up a mini-maid sleeve along with the new Jenna Haze forbidden.

Impression: The detail on Jenna Haze's ass mold is okay, not really that special to be honest. Her orifice, like any FLG ass orifice I'd imagine, is nice and tight. After passing through a brief smooth segment you enter into the super ribs. But unlike the super ribbed texture these ribs are notably smaller and rounded while the super ribbed is thick and squared. This reduction and smoothing provides for a much better experience. The problem of overstimulation is almost not an issue with this texture. Occasionally though things might start to get a bit much but it's still overall an enjoyable ride unlike super ribbed. Past the ribs you enter the smooth undulating canal. This last segment gives your head a break from the constant thrumming of the ribs. This texture does tend to use more lube than average.

Cleaning: Very easy.

Drying: Mostly simple.

Super Ribbed: This texture is way better than the super ribbed IMO. It doesn't over stimulate nearly as much and I get a lot more pleasure out of using it.

Conclusion:
Summary: Overall this is a nice texture worth checking out.

Score 3.33 Overall Satisfaction 3.75
Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 3
Penetration 3.5
Tightness 5
Suction Effect 5
Realism 0
Variation 2
Smoothness 2.75
Orgasm Rating 3.75
Noise 1
Lube Use 2.5
Cleanup 3.75
Dry Time 3.5

The Fang Review

December 30th, 2014 (The Fang Texture)

Background: I bought this alongside the SIAC 3-pack (back when they were first brought back before the mini-swallow and mini-forbidden textures) and the vibro fleshlights when they were put on sale. When I first saw this being released I thought the orifice looked a bit goofy. It wasn't really in the shape of a mouth but just a hole with a mouth molded onto the surface. But since I'm a fan of the speed bump texture I decided to give it a go and see how the new pointy fang texture felt.

Impressions: The orifice provides a nice comfortable slide into the sleeve. Like with other SIAC's when in the case the fangs are not very defined and it feels pretty so-so in terms of stimulation. The case does however make the succu-dry live up to its name as the suction provided is incredible. Fucking the sleeve outside the case using your hand, the fangs really start to work their magic, flopping over your cock in a way that feels just awesome. The particular sleeve I received was very sticky making it a real pain to get back inside its case.

Sex in a Can: The sex in a can line is a nice alternative for people who want a fulfilling fleshlight experience but don't have the size to fully enjoy them. Sex in a can cases are a bit of a mixed bag. On one hand they provide amazing suction that really enhances your experience. The end cap when tightened to a certain point will have some play to it. This play allows the cap to push off of the air vents at the back of the case when thrusting your dick into the sleeve and get sucked back over the air vents when pulling out creating a suction effect that truly will not let your dick go. If ILF could incorporate this end cap on fleshlight cases it would significantly improve them. On the other hand though, they can feel rather tight (uncomfortably so). Part of the great thing about fleshlights is that they don't squeeze your dick hard like your hand would. This forces your dick to rely more on the subtle texture its feeling rather than just how hard it's getting squeezed. But with the sex in a can case if you're a little too big for it, the textures seem to just get mashed up against your cock and that kind of subdues the pleasurable feelings you'd normally get from such a texture. That's why I often enjoy using these sleeves outside of their case as the texture has more room to work on your dick. Overall I'd say if you're around 4.5" or less in girth you may more likely enjoy the SIAC's then if you're bigger than that but your mileage may vary.

Cleaning: Straightforward.

Drying: I had to build a new smaller hanger for my SIAC sleeves but otherwise pretty simple and easy.

Conclusion:
Summary: If you're 4.5" or less in girth go for it otherwise get a fleshlight.

Score 3.19 Overall Satisfaction 2.25
Intensity 4
Stimulation 3.5
Penetration 3
Tightness 3.25
Suction Effect 3.5
Realism 0
Variation 2.5
Smoothness 1.75
Orgasm Rating 3.25
Noise 3.75
Lube Use 1.5
Cleanup 3.75
Dry Time 3.75

Dragon Review

December 30th, 2014 (Dragon Texture)

Background: This was one of three sleeves I bought back when ILF was trying to discontinue all the signature textures of the fleshlight girls. I chose this texture as I rather liked the spiral ribbing of the twista and the bumps I thought would only add to it.

Impressions: The non-spiral ribs feel milder than the Super Ribbed texture and there's no overstimulation problem. I can't feel the bumps on top of the spiral ribbing but I'm pretty sure they're working as this texture feels fantastic. The ribbing flits across your head providing a nice pleasurable intense sensation as you pump in and out Asa's pussy. I remember reading someone else commenting that this texture provides a milking sensation. I would have to agree that it does feel slightly like there is a milking of your dick going on. One downside though is this texture does seem to use up lube a bit more than most.

Cleaning: Simple and straightforward

Drying: Dries quick and easy.

Super Ribbed: Dragon has all of the benefits of the intense feeling of the Super Ribbed with none of the overstimulation problems that cause your dick you go numb (not in a good way).

Twista (Twisted): Twista is a looser and much gentler ride than the Dragon though still just as pleasurable if not more so.

Conclusion:
Summary: It's a great texture that's definitely worth picking up.

Score 3.19 Overall Satisfaction 4
Intensity 4.5
Stimulation 4
Penetration 4.5
Tightness 3.75
Suction Effect 4
Realism 0
Variation 3.75
Smoothness 2
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 2.5
Lube Use 4.25
Cleanup 2.5
Dry Time 1

Destroya Review

December 30th, 2014 (Destroya Texture)

Background: A week after Raven Riley had suddenly been pulled from the fleshlight website only a few weeks after the signature textures had launched she reappeared. Eager to get her signature texture, the rattler I placed an order and included with it this sleeve. Owning a Succu-dry I was a fan of the fang texture (outside the case at least) so I wanted to get a taste of those fangs in a comfortable fleshlight sleeve.

First Impressions: Stoya's pussy lips look fantastic. They're nice and meaty and hug your cock sliding in.

Walkthrough: As you enter, Stoya's wonderful meaty lips and opening hug your cock. Just a bit inside you get a first taste of things to come with a short set of little densely packed nubs that you can really feel as they trace down along your shaft. Past them you're poked from all sides by fangs. It's hard to make out the fangs themselves much but the pleasure from your dick tells you they're there. After passing through a narrow opening into the next chamber your head is again attacked with fangs. These sensations combine to make for a very intense and tight texture that doesn't mess around.

Cleaning: Cleaning is a little more involved than most but manageable.

Drying: This sleeve takes the longest to dry of any I own. It just traps moisture really well.

Bi-Hive: While also regarded as an intense texture I don't find it as enjoyable as the destroya. It's much looser than destroya and the stimulation isn't as pleasurable to me. It's not a terrible sleeve but if I had to choose between them I'd pick destroya.

Conclusion:
Summary: Very intense texture worth picking up. Just be aware it's a pain to dry this sleeve.

Score 3.44 Overall Satisfaction 4
Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 2.5
Penetration 2.5
Tightness 3.25
Suction Effect 2
Realism 0
Variation 2.5
Smoothness 1.75
Orgasm Rating 2.5
Noise 1.5
Lube Use 2.5
Cleanup 2.75
Dry Time 1.5

Cyclone Review

December 30th, 2014 (Cyclone Texture)

Background: I bought both vibro fleshlights shortly after they first came out. The idea of a vibrating fleshlight sounded fantastic to me and I was all over it.

Impressions: The texture is a bit rougher than most with those densely packed ribs. It definitely reminds me of the super ribbed texture only the overstimulation problem that causes your dick to go numb (not in a good way) is much less pronounced. Intensity is pretty up there with this sleeve however its pleasure factor is only so-so. It naturally feels a bit snugger than most textures given its diameter and narrowing canal.

Cleaning: Takes a little longer to clear out with the narrow canal.

Drying: Takes much longer than most sleeves.

Vibro: The vibro sleeve has three pockets molded into the front part behind the rim for the bullet vibes to insert into. Getting the bullet vibes into the sleeve is a bit of a pain but even more so is getting a sleeve loaded up with bullets into the case. Since there's no way to access the bullets once they're in the case that means you need to turn them on then waste battery trying to get the stupid sleeve to fit in the case. Once lubed up you'll soon find with all three vibrating bullets in the sleeve it's extremely difficult and uncomfortable to get your dick inside the sleeve as the three bullets press down into the canal due to the shape of the fleshlight case. With two bullets it's manageable but still a bit uncomfortable and with one bullet the vibrations are not very strong. The vibrating sensation at first feels nice but nothing spectacular. Soon though, even those vibrations seem to fade away as your dick becomes a bit numbed by the vibrations. Then when the battery runs out, you have to buy these little button batteries to keep them going. The bullet vibrators are very cheap and it's not uncommon to get one that doesn't work. Overall vibro could potentially be a really nice feature but the current execution just plain sucks. They need to:

1) Redesign the case to fit the vibrators more comfortably or choose a smaller vibe.
2) Get a more sophisticated vibrator with vibrating patterns not just the same frequency so your dick doesn't just go numb.
3) Have the vibrator use a standard rechargeable battery (like AAA) so we don't have to constantly buy new batteries for it.

Super Ribbed: Definitely similar feeling only the numbness issues isn’t as bad.

Twista (aka Twisted): Very different feeling, the twista is gentler but much more pleasurable. I prefer the twista to this texture.

Conclusion:
Summary: Okay texture. If you want a spiral rib texture I'd go with either twista or dragon over this one. Also be warned it takes a while to dry.

Score 2.38 Overall Satisfaction 2.25
Intensity 3
Stimulation 3.5
Penetration 3.5
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 3.25
Realism 0
Variation 4.5
Smoothness 1.5
Orgasm Rating 3
Noise 1.5
Lube Use 4.25
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 4

Cyborg Review

December 30th, 2014 (Cyborg Texture)

(Vibro version)

Background: ILF was offering a deal where if you spend $100 on an order you'd get a free mystery sleeve. The cyborg vibro was the sleeve I got which worked out nice since I was kind of hoping for either that or a vforce sleeve. The reason I hoped for the cyborg was because the orifice looked inviting. However from the reviews I had seen on the forums it seemed like the texture was unremarkable.

First Impressions: Like the alien, the cyborg has a very enticing and exotic orifice that really makes you want to plunge your dick into it. The detail on the orifice is very nice. Of the sleeves I had ordered this free one ended up being the one I kept going back to for a while.

Walkthrough: Upon slipping into this robo-pussy (towards the loose side as far as orifices go) you're greeted by a small tightening section of densely packed ribs. These ribs scrape along your dick rather than rub like super ribs would, given that they're squared instead of rounded. The sensation is rough but not unpleasant. Past that the canal opens up into a chamber with large soft rounded ribs sunken into the top and bottom with 'traces' along the sides. The large ribs provide a nice pleasant massage for your dick. The 'traces' are squared so they too scrape along your dick but they also create a unique almost tingly sensation I've not experienced with any of the other textures. Even better with these textures are oriented so you can rotate your fleshlight around to get different sensations on certain parts of your cock. After another narrow passage you get yet another chamber with the large ribs only minus the 'traces' followed by a third. I can't really reach much into the second chamber so I have those 'traces' dancing across my dick the whole time.

Vibro: Given my thoroughly disappointing experience with the two other vibro sleeves (touch and cyclone) I never bothered to test out the bullets in this sleeve. See my touch or cyclone texture reviews for more info.

Conclusion:
Summary: In my opinion this sleeve is underrated. The 'traces' provide a nice unique sensation. It's not a super intense texture but overall the cyborg is a nice ride worth picking up.

Score 3.29 Overall Satisfaction 3.75
Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 3
Penetration 2.75
Tightness 2.75
Suction Effect 2.5
Realism 0
Variation 3.5
Smoothness 1.25
Orgasm Rating 3
Noise 2.5
Lube Use 2
Cleanup 3.75
Dry Time 3.75

Bi-Hive Review

December 30th, 2014 (Bi-Hive Texture)

Background: When ILF was going to discontinue the signature textures of the fleshlight girls I picked up this texture along with the torrid and barracuda as it was all I could afford at the time. I chose this one because I generally have had good luck with bumpy textures up until this point so I decided to go for it.

Impressions: One of the first things I noticed after sliding into this texture is how loose it feels. Being regarded by many to be an intense texture I expected at least a little bit of snugness but no, it's not. It's pretty hard to feel the STU bumps around the entrance but those short little fangs are unmistakable. The pointed ends do a good job of ramping up the intensity. While certainly stimulating, I found this sleeve to be less pleasurable than I'd hoped.

Cleaning: Simple and easy.

Drying: Pretty straightforward.

Destroya: I prefer the destroya to this texture. The bi-hive is just looser and doesn't provide quite as satisfying stimulation like the destroya does. On the other hand with the bi-hive it's much easier to clean and dry.

Conclusion:
Summary: Good texture though I would probably get a destroya over this one.

Score 2.85 Overall Satisfaction 2.75
Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 3
Penetration 3
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 3
Realism 0
Variation 2.75
Smoothness 3.25
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 2.5
Lube Use 3.75
Cleanup 3
Dry Time 3

Barracuda Review

December 30th, 2014 (Barracuda Texture)

Background: When ILF was going to discontinue the signature textures of the Fleshlight Girls I picked up this texture along with the torrid and bi-hive as it was all I could afford at the time. I chose this one because of the forward facing protrusions similar to the touch only larger. I generally have had good luck with bumpy textures up until this point so I decided to go for it.

Walkthrough: You can slightly feel those protruding nubs flop over you when you first penetrate this sleeve. Then through the hump plowing across the backward facing nubs it feels kind of like a more subtle speed bump texturing and a bit like the touch. They don't really stimulate quite as strongly as I figured they would but it's still a good ride nonetheless.

Cleaning: A little more involved than most but not bad.

Drying: Takes a little longer than most.

Touch: This texture is a bit more enjoyable than the touch, the bigger protrusions with forward facing section provides a bit more enjoyment.

Conclusion:
Summary: A decent texture worth consideration, not a favorite but still a good sleeve.

Score 3.15 Overall Satisfaction 3.25
Intensity 2.5
Stimulation 3
Penetration 3.75
Tightness 1.5
Suction Effect 3
Realism 0
Variation 3.25
Smoothness 4.5
Orgasm Rating 3.5
Noise 2.5
Lube Use 4.25
Cleanup 3.5
Dry Time 3.5

Alien Review

December 30th, 2014 (Alien Texture)

Background: Back in 2008 ILF released a limited edition fleshlight in blue featuring the recently new vortex texture and a unique two-clitted 'alien' pussy orifice. Sadly I wasn't paying much attention and let that offer pass me by. Ever since then I kicked myself for not picking one up and getting a chance to experience that enticing looking orifice. I spent the next couple years whining and begging for ILF to bring it back. Others as well expressed interest in trying out the alien. Well ILF listened and one day it was announced that it was coming back and with a new unique texture no less! I was ecstatic and grateful and bought one as soon as they were available.

First Impressions: The sleeve looks fantastic. The blue has a bit of translucency to it that highlights swirls within the material. The orifice itself is as wonderfully exotic as the pictures show. The first time with it however was a bit underwhelming. While it wasn't without sensation the stimulation was rather weak.

Walkthrough: Upon first inserting into the alien you're met with very little resistance. While the alien orifice looks great it doesn't really hug your dick at all. Looking at the orifice straight on you can easily see down the canal, it doesn't obscure it at all unlike most other orifices. If they release another sleeve with the alien orifice they should really tweak it so it's tighter at the opening. On the positive side though, the shape of the alien pussy allows for easy hands-free penetration. The alien pussy's lips gently guide your cock into it without the need to use your hand as a guide, something few other fleshlights I have can do so easily. I find the most pleasure just pulling out and plunging back in deep without needing to readjust myself. Past the opening we enter a spiraling chamber reminiscent of the vortex. I can slightly feel the ribs rub along my shaft as I pump in and out of the chamber. Then the lotus node which I can just pop my head through. Only occasionally though can I vaguely feel the node sliding behind my head. Then into the last section of the sleeve which are the STU bumps only more subtle, smoothed into the canal instead of jutting out. I'm not really able to get much into this part of the sleeve from the front but having fucked the sleeve backwards before I'd say that part feels rather nice.

Conclusion:
Summary: As I used this sleeve more I was able to gain some appreciation for the alien. It's not a sleeve that I enjoy whenever. I need to be in the mood when I use this sleeve otherwise it's just a bit meh. Overall not a terrible texture but I do wish they had paired the alien orifice with something better.

Score 3.21 Overall Satisfaction 3
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