Mini-Speed Bump (SIAC) Abbey's Secret Ale

Background: I bought this as part of the 3-pack back when sex in a cans were brought back along with the succu-dry.

Impressions: This SIAC features a more feminine looking mouth (Compared to the standard mouth orifice which was all we had before then) which is nice. The canal size and size of the bumps appear to be roughly the same as the regular speed bump texture only the bumps in the mini appear to be spaced a little bit farther apart. Like with the other sex in a cans the texture feels more subdued compared to the full-size version. It's harder to feel the little bumps however the sexier mouth and incredible suction help to make up for it. Outside the case this sleeve feels about the same as speed bump.

Sex in a Can: The sex in a can line is a nice alternative for people who want a fulfilling fleshlight experience but don't have the size to fully enjoy them. Sex in a can cases are a bit of a mixed bag. On one hand they provide amazing suction that really enhances your experience. The end cap when tightened to a certain point will have some play to it. This play allows the cap to push off of the air vents at the back of the case when thrusting your dick into the sleeve and get sucked back over the air vents when pulling out creating a suction effect that truly will not let your dick go. If ILF could incorporate this end cap on fleshlight cases it would significantly improve them. On the other hand though, they can feel rather tight (uncomfortably so). Part of the great thing about fleshlights is that they don't squeeze your dick hard like your hand would. This forces your dick to rely more on the subtle texture its feeling rather than just how hard it's getting squeezed. But with the sex in a can case if you're a little too big for it, the textures seem to just get mashed up against your cock and that kind of subdues the pleasurable feelings you'd normally get from such a texture. That's why I often enjoy using these sleeves outside of their case as the texture has more room to work on your dick. Overall I'd say if you're around 4.5" or less in girth you may more likely enjoy the SIAC's then if you're bigger than that but your mileage may vary.

Cleaning: Rather simple.

Drying: I needed to build a new smaller hanger for my SIAC sleeves but other than that it's pretty easy to dry.

Speed Bump: Overall this texture is roughly the same as the regular speed bump, just more subdued when in the case. I'd personally stick with the regular speed bump over the mini.

Conclusion:
Summary: If you're below average in size (especially girth) go for it, SIAC's are perfect for you. Otherwise I'd prefer the fleshlight size version.

The Abbey's Secret Ale was another of the SIAC v2.0 set sold by ILF during 2009. This SIAC had a mouth orifice and the texture was a scaled down Speed Bump texture. Unfortunately, this SIAC was retired from the market back in April 2010, but it could be resurrected by ILF in the future.

As with all SIACs, the first thing that caught your attention was the can form and the label. In this case, Abbey's label was the most stylish (next to the Succu-Dry). When I removed the top cap for the first time, I was impressed on how realistic and inviting the small mouth looked compared to the generic "Jabba the Hut" full size mouth orifice. The first impression when inserting a finger inside was "This thing is tight". And tight it was...

The mini speed bump was one of those "hit or miss" textures; sometimes it felt great, at others it was kind of "so-so". Like the mini Vortex, Abbey didn't do it for me the first few times I used it. Originally, it took me like 5 uses to finally decipher this SIAC. Once I went slowly with it, Abbey's intensity showed up. The bumps made themselves present pressing around my dick with every stroke. Because it was a SIAC, the Abbey was tight and when the texture worked, orgasms were brutal.

It is a shame that ILF discontinued this SIAC model. It is still one of my favorite toys when I want an intense session that forces me to take it easy to last for more than 10 minutes. The closest thing ILF has to the mini Speed Bump is the mini STU available as Grape Jack Soda from their Fleshjack line.

I was astonished at the sensation of this insert when I first tried it and I currently rank this at top for the most intense SIAC. It isn't too intense though, I thoroughly enjoyed my entire session with this SIAC. In my opinion, I would have called it the Mini-STU due to the size of the internal bumps compared to their distance. It will drain you no matter how easy you go at it. I always liked the SB and STU, now you have a choice of insert that is a blend of both and tighter to boot! Now, that IS a good combination!