Mini-Lotus (SIAC) Lady Lager
Born in the heart of Texas’ hill country, Lady Lager is carefully handcrafted by masturbrewers with our patented SuperSkin material for a truly lifelike feel. This lady combines the choicest lips and the rarest sensations you’ll always fill up and will never let you down.
Lady Lager features an exclusive mini vagina orifice and mini lotus inner texture not found on any other Fleshlight product. Sex in a Can products feature the same patented SuperSkin material as original Fleshlight products and is just as easy to use and clean. With the compact beer can case and fully washable and removable sleeve, it’s like full-sized Fleshlight products, only tighter... Much Tighter!
The Mini-Lotus canal is a smaller version of the effective Lotus canal of the Fleshlight Girls series. In order to adapt the canal to fit into the Sex-in-a-Can case, it has been shortened to about 6.9 inches (17.5 cm) from 8.8 inches (22.5 cm) in length. Also, the diameter of the inner canal is 0.4 - 0.7 inches, which is slightly tighter than inside the ordinary Fleshlight.
In contrast to the classic Lotus canal of the ordinary Fleshlight, a further chamber has been added to the Mini-Lotus canal at the entrance and, in the rear part, one of the four chambers has been omitted. The convex-concave shaped Lotus node is situated 0.8 inches (20 mm) nearer to the entrance and is therefore more easily reachable for men with a shorter penis length. In the following image, the two canal textures are displayed together in their actual proportions to each other for purposes of comparison.
Upon penetration into the Mini-Lotus canal, you notice straight away that the stimulation is considerably more intense than inside the classic Lotus canal. This is because, on the one hand, the tightness sensation is increased thanks to the smaller canal diameter and, on the other hand, with an average penis length of 5.9 inches (15 cm), the rear chambers are now almost completely reachable.
Case Dimensions: 7.75" x 2.80" (197 x 71 mm)
Sleeve Dimensions: 6.80" x 2.60" (173 x 66 mm)
Texture Length: 5.5" (140 mm)
Texture Diameter: Varies from 0.25" to 0.90" (6 to 23 mm)
The clean-up of the Mini-Lotus canal is similarly time-consuming as it is with the Lotus canal. The relatively large amount of sperm and lube residue that builds up between the chambers and the Lotus node needs to be rinsed out thoroughly. Drying also takes some time, lasting about 3-4 hours.
This texture is not to be mistaken with the Mini-Lotus from the Originals/FLG line.
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October 3rd, 2020 by stiffpoles
The Lady Lager is a smaller, tighter version of the popular 9” Lotus sleeve. It is sometimes referred to as a mini-Lotus but should not be confused with the standard sized Mini Lotus sleeve. The Sex in a Can (SIAC) sleeves are all 7” long, significantly shorter than their standard counterparts. The Lady Lager sleeve is also tighter than the standard Lotus, with an inner diameter of app... Read More
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I'm Julio! I'm an 7.25 in. long and 5.75 inch girth. I inspect each sleeve for texture, uniformity and I use the sleeve 3 times before committing to a review. That way I'm thorough and as detailed as possible. Your ticket to find out exactly what you want before you buy. It's time to review our next Fleshlight!
The Lady Lager is a smaller, tighter version of the popular 9” Lotus sleeve. It is sometimes referred to as a mini-Lotus but should not be confused with the standard sized Mini Lotus sleeve. The Sex in a Can (SIAC) sleeves are all 7” long, significantly shorter than their standard counterparts. The Lady Lager sleeve is also tighter than the standard Lotus, with an inner diameter of approximately 0.4-0.7” (10-18mm). It comes with a standard pussy orifice and is perhaps the most convincing looking of the SIAC ‘cans’: a blue and gold case with ‘Lady Lager’ written on the side.
The entrance of the Lady Lager is smooth walled and widens almost immediately into the first of two small, smooth sided chambers, with a gentle constriction between them.
The second chamber ends with the Lotus node, just over 3” (75mm) from the entrance. This places it well within reach of even smaller penises. Another rounded, smooth-walled chamber follows, ending with a tight constriction as the channel narrows to just 0.4” (10mm) wide.
The final section of the canal consists of three small chambers, divided by tight constrictions. The whole thing is a little less than 7” (175mm) long, making it a lot easier for average sized guys to reach the final sections and enjoy the sleeve fully.
Like the other SIAC sleeves, the most noticeable thing about the Lady Lager is the tight feel of the channel. The actual channel is of a similar width to the standard Fleshlights, but the smaller case means that the flexible Superskin material has less room to flex and less ‘give’, so the whole thing feels a lot snugger. The first two chambers provide quite a gentle introduction as they constrict and open around the head of the penis. The first real sensation comes from the Lotus node, which is one of my favorite Fleshlight textures. It closes around the head of the penis with quite a tight, constricting feel before the noticeable ‘pop’ as you push through it. I enjoy moving through the Lotus node repeatedly as ‘popping’ through it is so pleasurable.
The next part of the sleeve provides some relief before the final three chambers: a quick succession of pressure and release as the dividing ‘flaps’ move around the now sensitive head of the penis.
Like the other Lotus designs, I found the Lady Lager to be a fantastically realistic and very pleasurable experience: stimulating without being too intense. Its increased tightness and shorter length mean that smaller and average guys can take full advantage of the texture. I would recommend that larger than average guys try the standard Lotus or Mini-Lotus sleeves.
SIAC Lady Lager Mini Lotus is a smaller version of one of the best Fleshlights. It’s definitely recommended for smaller guys who feel the full sized Mini Lotus (this is confusing, isn’t it!) is too big.
NOTE: As the SIACs are slightly tighter than I prefer, read also the review of the Mini Lotus to get a better understanding if the Lady Lager is a good choice for you.
I am cut with 7.5 in length and about 6 in girth. I typically test my fleshlights cold at first then warm them after the break in period has ended.
Buying this fleshlight I knew I was bigger than the unit and knew it would be very tight.
The mini lotus can is incredibly tight on entrence your greeted by a very tight opening and a pretty realistic texture. The texture itself is fairly mild so it is great for edging and I have edged myself to amazing orgasms with this one. I'm long enough to experience every inch oh this sleeve and I had to remove the cap for full insertion. Clean up on this mini is quite nice and dried pretty fast. I keep this one in my go bag in my car incase I feel like flying while not home. Pretty sad that these are discontinued now but if you can still find them I would highly suggest getting one.
This virgin tight sex in a can lived up to its name for sure. Really tight and pretty realistic combined with a quick cleanup and the compact design makes this one of my favorite toys
The texture itself is probably the most realistic feeling of the ones i know. That also means there is less of a tactile feel than in the more extreme or unusual textures, so keep that in my.
Thanks to its simplicity its also quick and easy to clean.
Unfortunatly, the can like grip of the sex in a can version starts to hurt my hands after a while and the flat outer side doesn't give a good grip in general, so if you are interested you might want to get the mini lotus in another case.
A realistic fleshlight though the siac grip is worse than with a regular fleshlight case.
I have all three of the SIAC models and I can easily say that this is my favorite one. The SIAC models are great for someone wanting something really tight. This orifice seems perfect and it is a good way to experience all that the lotus texture has to offer....in a compact scale. Also, the art on the side of the can is awesome!
The best of the SIAC line. It is something that I bring out from time to time and I never regret it.
A little about my background at the start: I'm an average build circumcised guy and I'm really into strong sensations. Because of a very extensive style of circumcision it can be hard to reach orgasm multible times in a row. I'm sexually quite active with a pretty adventurous woman at my side, that luckily finds Fleshlights and me using them pretty hot. ;)
I base this review on my Lotus review as those textures share several common features. I got this SIAC for a bargain on amazon, so I couldn't resist. And I'm particularly happy I tried!
The LL-SIAC shares the general setup with the smooth entry, the lotus node and the successions of tight rings and wide reliefs with the standard Lotus sleeve. And while the Standard-Lotus was pretty useless from my POV, the shorter arrangement of features makes this sleeve pretty enjoyable. I can actually use the whole lengths of the SIAC sleeve while the 4 rear chambers with the tight transitions create really nice feelings, that are not reachable for me in the standard-Lotus sleeve.
It is still a very subtle sleeve, but it feels nice and I'm able to climax with it. That texture likes differen paces. While slowly penetrating the node is fun, the rear chambers feel best to me if taken fast and hard. For a first FLight after some days without sex of any kind, this is a pretty decent start if you want to stretch it a little!
To my experience that sleeve comes closer to the feeling of real sex, while the intensity is still a little too low. I'm personally not keen on realism in a Fleshlight as I see them as a good addition to real sex. It's totally fine if they are completely unrealistic, as long as they feel great!
I don't rate the loudness as all sleeves are very quiet to my ears. The difference is irrelevant to me. That sleeve is not particularly easy to clean because of the lotus node, that needs to be cleared of residues manually to make sure. Also thorough drying needs its time.
For cleaning I use mild hand washing soap ("soap free soap"), which does not hurt the sleeves noticably, even the frequently used ones! I also use talkum and NOT corn starch. Moist corn starch is a perfect nutrient for molds and bacteria of any kind. So using corn starch and a slight drying error is the fastest way for your sleeve to the garbage!
If you are not hung like a horse and can get as a bargain for under 30 bucks: Get it! Otherwise there are plenty of other Fleshlights around, that are just as good or better!
Background: This was bought as part of the sex in a can 3-pack along with both vibro fleshlights (cyclone and touch) shortly after they came out and went on sale.
Impressions: With the sleeve in the case I can just vaguely feel the small humps of the canal and lip of the lotus node. Stimulation is pretty poor with this texture, the worst of the four SIAC's I own. Per usual the suction of the case helps to make up for it but I'd personally go for one of the others. Unlike the other textures, outside the case it isn't much better, the mini-lotus just isn't right for me.
Sex in a Can: The sex in a can line is a nice alternative for people who want a fulfilling fleshlight experience but don't have the size to fully enjoy them. Sex in a can cases are a bit of a mixed bag. On one hand they provide amazing suction that really enhances your experience. The end cap when tightened to a certain point will have some play to it. This play allows the cap to push off of the air vents at the back of the case when thrusting your dick into the sleeve and get sucked back over the air vents when pulling out creating a suction effect that truly will not let your dick go. If ILF could incorporate this end cap on fleshlight cases it would significantly improve them. On the other hand though, they can feel rather tight (uncomfortably so). Part of the great thing about fleshlights is that they don't squeeze your dick hard like your hand would. This forces your dick to rely more on the subtle texture its feeling rather than just how hard it's getting squeezed. But with the sex in a can case if you're a little too big for it, the textures seem to just get mashed up against your cock and that kind of subdues the pleasurable feelings you'd normally get from such a texture. That's why I often enjoy using these sleeves outside of their case as the texture has more room to work on your dick. Overall I'd say if you're around 4.5" or less in girth you may more likely enjoy the SIAC's then if you're bigger than that but your mileage may vary.
Cleaning: Average difficulty.
Drying: Not terrible but beware the lotus node can trap water in the sleeve if hung with the orifice facing up.
Summary: I'd avoid this texture personally; it's just not very enjoyable for me.
So, after praising the standard Mini-Lotus, you would think that since this is even smaller and tighter I would praise it higher. However, I think I would call it a tie. When I first unscrewed the cap from this I thought, "Uh oh, that is a little too small for me..." Thankfully, I was wrong. The entrance is much, much smaller than the standard Lady FL, but I fit without any problem. I would probably rate this insert slightly more intense than the standard Mini-Lotus due to the size of the entrance and the fact that the internal set up feels a little harder. Maybe harder isn't the right word, perhaps saying the texture feels thicker paints a better picture. Also, I didn't have a problem with the length of the insert; I never hit the end cap or anything. So, the take away message is: if you thought the original Lotus was too loose, then I just about guarantee you will enjoy this one even if you are quite below average, but I can also see them being uncomfortable if you are really large.
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