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5 Ratings

6 Reviews

Penis Length: 15.24cm
Girth: 11.43cm

About Me

My Fleshlight Story (cliffnotes version lol):
Chapter one: One night stands (years unknown.. maybe 2010 or so? not 100% sure) .
1st girl: Original Pink Lady --threw her away because of DGS (but I got her back in 2019 :)
2nd girl: Vibro Unit --second verse, same as the first! (but I got her back in 2019 :)
>>In my fantasy, these were one night stands.

Chapter two: Forever my girl!
3rd girl: Tori Black --Still suffered from DGS, but kept her!
>>In my fantasy, Tory is my wife and we have an open sexual relationship.
>>Tori says more sexual partners will cure my disease, lets hope she's right...

Chapter three: Holy trinity DGS healing (Stoya and Elsa cured my DGS! :)
Stoya --Destorya, Elsa --Tasty + The pilot, Go Surge, and Flight Instructor
Stoya taught me intensity and Elsa taught me sensuality.
>>In my fantasy, Tori helped hook me up with these lovely ladies
>>The other three were tools to help along the way.

Chapter four: Born Again!
Introduce the following pussy: Dominkia, Lana Rhoades, Brandi Love, Jessica Drake, Anglea White, Katunsi, Jenna Haze, Terra Patrick, Kayden Kross, Riley Reid +. The Torque
>>In my fantasy, Tori is encouraging me to keep variety in my sex life to remain cured from DGS.
>>My budget at this point... was one new girl a month.

Chapter Five: Legend... Coronation
Jenna Jameson Legend goes off the production line and I FREAK OUT.... because I had been planning to buy ALL Fleshlights over time! However, I found her elsewhere soon after (whew). I then made the decision to order ALL the remaining Fleshlight girls from main site to prevent this problem from happening to me again. During this phase it was a random get together with my girls. Included in this phase is obviously Jenna Jameson, and also add the following pussy: Christy Mack, Madison Ivy, Dillon Harper, Valentine Nappi, Janice Griffith, Nicole Aniston Anikka Alrbrite, Nina Harltey, Abigail Mack, Cherry Devivre, Lena Paul, Alexis Texas, Romi Rain, Riley Jensen + the STU.
>>In my fantasy... Jenna IS legend and is Tori's best friend.
>>As Legend, Jenna crowns me satch-KING :)
>>Jenna provides me with so many hookups...
>>These bitches LOVE ME... girls love nerdy guys that treat them with respect! :).
>>I'll never experience DGS ever again!

Chapter Six: Summer of Lust
Add the following pussy: Misty Stone, Kimmy Granger, Tanya Tate, Teagan Presley, Kendra Lust
>>In my fantasy, this was random hookups during the summer

Chapter Seven: Beauty or the beast?
Add the following pussy: Alien, Bigfoot, Kendra Sunderland, Claire Castel, Eva Lovia, Kayden Kross. Plus...Doc Johnson Viking Barbie (I was on a business trip had no other options... still not bad! She's part of the beast collection tho because she's unofficial : ) .
>>In my fantasy, it was fall of freaks... but add some more angels into the fuck list : )

Chapter Eight: Daddy's special girls
Add the following pussy: Mia Malkova, Stoya Swallow
>>In my fantasy, these girls I have a personal and special connection with... : )
>>Stoya provides the best blowjobs you can ever imagine!!!!! :).

Chapter Nine: New Years Eve Bang!
Add the following pussy: Ana Foxxx, Kayden Kross, Tegan Presley, Elsa (from movie Frozen :)
>>Party at my house, these girls begged me to fuck them!!!

Chapter Ten: Corona Virus OR BUST:
Add the following pussy: Natalie Mars (Lovesack sleeve), Brooke Skye (pretending with Wonder Wave), Bibi Jones, Emily Willis, Nina Hartley (Cougar), Lisa Ann, Lena The Plug, Joanna Angel, Veronica Rodriguez, Asa Akira, Adriana Chechik, Kissa Sins, Nikki Benz, Riley Steele, Ariel (pretend with Minu Lotus), Tara White ( pretend with Vortex), Vanilla DeVille (pretendwith Super Tight),
>>WHEW... that's a lot of pussy!!!! But nothing to do but FUCK during the pandemic!!! lol

Chapter Eleven: Lockdown continues
Add the following pussy: Henessy, Nikki Delano, Maitland Ward
>>It never ends... I can't resist any new girl that wants my dick!

I own ALL the girls (minus some discontinued ones).
There are the discontinued sleeves I would love to have (I gave up on finding them in 2019). In this order... Gauntlet, Hearts, Flirt, Milf Hunter, Cyborg (only the silver edition), ., Maze, Rattler, Sword, Blade, 69 Caliber.

For all my girls... vagina comes first, followed by ass (ass is bonus! : ).
So in other words, I reach for her pussy first and sometimes I go anal with her.

My goal: To review ALL my sleeves.
I got a little aggressive adding to many girls at once. I want to review them before adding more.
The journey will continue, this is a slow process.... stay tuned and check back later for more reviews!

Thank you for visiting my channel! : )

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Found 6 reviews in total

Intensity 2.85
Stimulation 3.85
Penetration 4.25
Tightness 3.95
Suction Effect 3.95
Realism 4.4
Variation 3.6
Smoothness 3.95
Orgasm Rating 4.3
Noise 2.9
Lube Use 2.8
Cleanup 3.95
Dry Time 4

Storm Review

December 8th, 2019 (Storm Texture)

This is a direct comparison to Angel (my last review). Storm is much tighter and more smooth compared to Angel. I couldn’t believe how tight Storm was when I penetrated her for the first time. Uncapping as a result of tightness is a no brainer, but when I want at tighter squeeze (to increase intensity) just cap her up! But most of the time I keep her uncapped because the tightness is almost too much for me, and I want to last more than a minute lol. I mean damn… it feels amazing fully capped (like your tight 18 year old gf). Lots a of variation when you twist her and move around, pretty real I’d say. Those nubs (along with the tightness) give it more of a contracting type of real pussy feeling (sort of) when you turn her around and pump her; it felt amazing for sure doing that! Angel and Storm are sort of on the same level but in opposites in terms of design. Storm = Tight (makes it more intense) / Angel = Looser (makes it less intense) —vrs— Angel = rougher cross section (makes it more intense) / Storm = larger smooth bumps = (makes it less intense). So this brings both of these sleeves into the mid level to high for intensity. Uncapping provides control making both sleeves top for sure!

Storm is more of a smooth/tight sleeve, and very real for that reason. The smoother nubs make this less sleeve less intense in that regard, but the tightness of Storm makes up for that... thus increases intensity in that regard overall.

Score 3.78 Overall Satisfaction 4.1
Intensity 3.45
Stimulation 3.5
Penetration 3.5
Tightness 2.5
Suction Effect 1.75
Realism 2.5
Variation 3.9
Smoothness 1.7
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 1.45
Lube Use 3.95
Cleanup 3.7
Dry Time 3.85

Angel Review

December 8th, 2019 (Angel Texture)

The first time I flew with Angel I thought she was mild for some reason, but I think it was because she was lubed up too much. So on repeat flights I always go in thinking “this will be mild (that’s not a bad thing, just saying)” but then I end the session with “wow that more intense than I remember”. One thing I love about Kendra is the cross section swirl texture towards the front, and then the nubs after that. What happens is your dick sort of gets caught on it as you pull in and out (but only gently). It only really happens as she starts to dry up a little, thats when you can really feel it. When you look at the texture pic it has that Go Surge type of criss cross pattern (without the cross lol), and I think that’s why this is slightly more intense vrs mild. Yet at the same time, the sleeve is slightly wider so it’s not super intense like the Go Surge is. Also, you can uncap her which loosens her up even more thus providing easy edging for an optimal flight. Uncapping actually makes her just about perfect for me.

This is a top sleeve for me because it’s somewhat middle of the line… not to intense and not to tight, but just right! There is allot of variation as well when you twist and turn her; she is an angel for sure!

Score 3.18 Overall Satisfaction 4.8
Intensity 3.65
Stimulation 3.85
Penetration 2
Tightness 2.85
Suction Effect 4
Realism 2.95
Variation 3.8
Smoothness 1.85
Orgasm Rating 3.9
Noise 4.95
Lube Use 3.85
Cleanup 4.05
Dry Time 1.9

Beyond Review

November 11th, 2019 (Beyond Texture)

Madison’s entry is mostly smooth, and then about an inch past that she has some really nice textures and it’s also tight in that area, so what makes that interesting is it feels like she’s sort of tugging at your dick. So as you pull out, you can feel the opening is more loose, but the the tight part with texture is almost like a small ring is holding you tight. So the sensation is like her pussy doesn’t want you to leave…I kinda like that thought. It’s best to pull out all the way (or almost all the way out), and then go back in so you can experience the loose part, and then feel the tight part grab you good over and over again. After that tight section I’m not sure how to describe it because the tight part is so powerful as it’s the main focus. It’s almost like anything after that really doesn’t matter much. The main focus is on that tight textured part. This is fine because you move in and out of her and guess what…. it’s just going to feel amazing no matter what! I fly with it fully capped and if I start to feel like I am going to lose it all… uncapping really doesn’t do much… maybe a little. I guess overall I would consider her medium to high intense, but maybe more so on the medium side when I compare her to all my flashlights. I must stress to fleshlight newbies intense doesn’t mean it’s the best, and mild isn’t either.

Somewhere in the middle is where I like to be and Madison is probably pretty close there… but slightly closer to intense.

Score 3.39 Overall Satisfaction 3.9
Intensity 2.9
Stimulation 3.95
Penetration 3.95
Tightness 2.95
Suction Effect 2.9
Realism 2.95
Variation 4.05
Smoothness 2.95
Orgasm Rating 3.95
Noise 2.75
Lube Use 2.95
Cleanup 4.05
Dry Time 4

Indulge Review

July 14th, 2019 (Indulge Texture)

Angela is one of the original girls I got based on the sales lady recommendation (December 2018). Ironically, it was a women that raved about Angela to me, not a man… kinda funny if you think about that lol. But I guess she talks to the boys in the porn shop. I think I’ve really enjoyed the Indulge texture since day one, I just never really realized how much I loved it until now. You cannot really appreciate this texture unless you’ve experienced other sleeves. Only then can you truly understand why I consider her one of the best. With this texture you can feel allot of the nubs on the inside as you go in and out. The nubs are not to harsh either, they feel very nice and smooth. When you reach deep there is something that I’m hitting that just feels even more amazing. So I like to thrust up in her as deep as I can go (about 3/4 of the way for me) and I just hold there wiggling inside her without thrusting and you can still feel amazing sensations. This can also be used as an edge technique as well. Sometimes when I fly with indulge I can hear some juicy sounds (which I really like), but other times I don’t hear anything. Maybe it depends on lube and air that maybe gets trapped in there, I don’t know. Also, suction is only midway rated I’d say, nothing really to report about… never once do I feel the need to loosen the cap. However not needing to uncap is a bonus for me because it means I don’t need to dink with that during flight, which means everything is perfect just as it is. Her vulva is nice to look at too.. it’s so cute :)

Everything IS perfect here for me… tightness, nubs, realism etc. If I could have only one sleeve, this might be it. At this point in my FL journey, I think Indulge and Destroya are definitely two of my top sleeves. But then again I have a long way to go as my goal is to eventually try and rate all the sleeves! Get this sleeve for sure!!!

Score 3.48 Overall Satisfaction 4.4

Crush Review

July 8th, 2019 (Crush Texture)

Crush has a wider entrance, yet tight in the middle, followed by some interesting textures past the tight spot (if you can reach that far). Be careful using the Fleshlight Launch with this sleeve because if the device setting doesn’t give you full strokes you might not reach deep enough, which I think is somewhat necessary with this sleeve in order to achieve climax. That said, what’s nice about this sleeve is you can edge by not stroking so deep, but when you feel you want more you just go deeper. But at the same time, going deep for me means I’m just barely reaching those sweet spots, so my entire shaft is not stimulated as much as I’d like it to be. This sleeve is difficult to describe because it has a tight feeling, but not over stimulating either, yet still feels amazing and real. Finally, crush has some nice juicy sounds that occur and I really love that allot. However, sometimes it’s so juicy I start to worry family might hear it in a quiet house.

Conclusion: Overall very satisfying, but I’d say be careful using this sleeve if you want quick relief… because chances are you’ll need a little time with her in order to finish because it’s not the most intense sleeve out there. However, that can be a good thing too because you can last longer in a mild sleeve.

Intensity 2.8
Stimulation 3.5
Penetration 4
Tightness 1.75
Suction Effect 2.45
Realism 3.6
Variation 4
Smoothness 2.05
Orgasm Rating 3.9
Noise 3.45
Lube Use 3.6
Cleanup 4.4
Dry Time 4.45

Outlaw Review

April 30th, 2019 (Outlaw Texture)

Here's my personal usage log after 3 times...

First use: I felt like it was the best I ever had, it was so amazing. It's the perfect tightness once it gets warmed up. I wonder if it was so amazing because it was my first time with her. This was day 6 for me as well (I used other fleshies before her) so i was surprised there was no struggle for me taking care of business. It's perfect I tell you! :)

Going deep feels really amazing. In order to edge, I focused on only going partway in because the front part isn’t as intense; that worked. I believe the control this sleeve allows makes her really amazing.

I kept a good stamina going for this round. I can actually reach deeper than I realized (about 3/4 of the fleshlight -- I measured it). I don’t know what else to say… it feels a little bit more mild compared to other sleeves (by slightly), maybe somewhere in the middle… not to tight, not to mild. The tip of my penis touches something in there when going deep... like it’s poking into something that is a little cold at the end, not sure how to describe it. Like I’m just reaching a point where it’s tight but I’m barely making my way into it. Anyway, those ribs in the front area feel amazing for sure… that’s the best part I think allowing you to keep going for a longer sessions.

She's one of my favorite girls for sure... the different variations are like none of the others. She really stands out to me!

Score 3.43 Overall Satisfaction 4.1
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