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User since Dec 2018

Penis Length: 15.24cm
Girth: 11.43cm

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I guess I'm a little obsessed with owning all the Fleshlight girls so I currently own most of them minus a few rare ones. Check out my Showdown wiki on Reddit:

Found 12 reviews in total

Destiny Review

May 6th, 2021 (Destiny Texture)

Destiny is mild and loose for the most part. Loose is what came to mind immediately. Now, this isn't a bad thing because everything still feels great. It's mostly smooth with a hint of texture and that's an A+ sleeve in my book. However, I just wished it was a little bit tighter. Therefore, I did keep it capped the entire flight and there's really no reason to uncap because of the looseness. When she starts to dry out the texture shines and starts to feel a little tighter. Don't get me wrong, it's loose, but it still surrounds your dick nicely and still feels very, very good. I was able to keep a very good stamina going and she still took me to the finish line with no problem. Not once did I feel like I needed something more intense to finish. The flight I used to finalize my review of Destiny was A++++ for me. I can't wait to fuck her again!

Overall, I crave more tightness, but she still feels amazing. A nice and sensual dick massage is how I'd describe it. Feels great and keeps a good stamina so that's A+ rating. Tightness 2/5; Intensity 2/5; Overall: 4/5. ~I originally had it as 5/5 for overall rating, but like I said I wish it was a little bit tighter so I knocked it down.


Rebel Review

May 5th, 2021 (Rebel Texture)

Rebel is mostly smooth with a hint of texture and offers an overall decent tightness. I keep her capped most of the flight and when she starts to dry out is when you can really feel the texture. At this point, uncap to maximize the strokes until needing to apply more lube. Repeat by capping and the overall feeling her texture is just perfect. This is what a real pussy should feels like to me, it is practically perfect. I'd say it leans more towards the mild side but I wouldn't say it's overly mild either. That hint of texture does generate some good sensations. She's probably close to the middle in terms of being mild/intense if that makes sense. So this really makes her a perfect sleeve. When I look at my previous logs I preferred Rebel to Mischief for this very reason in that I could last longer with Rebel. For this flight in order to make this review, I actually extended my flight by putting on a condom half way thru. I almost lost it before the condom and I wasn't ready for it to end so that's why I put on the condom. So so you see, once she's warmed up and if you are totally turned on and horny this sleeve does the job just fine. I walked away from this flight feeling it was a 10 outta 10 experience.

Overall, again, Rebel is mostly medium/mild with a hint of texture and offers dec amount of tightness which really makes this a perfect sleeve in my opinion. When I can fly with keeping her capped, and then uncap to extend things further... its A++++ for me.


Nipple Alley Review

May 3rd, 2021 (Nipple Alley Texture)

She has a decent tightness and not overly tight so I didn't feel the need to uncap. Mostly smooth with a hint of texture is the main sensation. So in other words, she's mostly a mild sleeve. I am able to keep a great stamina going as a result. Once things are warmed up, and if I'm really turned on, I do need to hold back. If I twist her I can feel more intensity in certain spots. Turn her back to frontline position and its not as intense. This provides good options.

Overall, the tightness is just perfect, the mild with a hint of texture is almost perfect. I sort of wished it was a little bit more intense, but it's not a show stopper. She takes care of business just fine and because it felt more mild this could be a great sleeve for longer sessions. I would still rate this sleeve an A because it feels amazing for sure!


Fuego Review

April 30th, 2021 (Fuego Texture)

It has a decent level of intensity but not necessarily over the top. The suction/noise of what stands out the most. This factor gives it a nice level of realism especially when uncapped. The tightness is somewhere in the middle but really is just about perfect. I don't need to uncap for relief and I kinda like that. This sleeve has lots of variation and you can feel those lotus nodes which is that multi chamber affect which is one of my favorites making it feel so real. The fact that its not overly tight makes it feels like your dick is has a nice home and it just feels so squishy and soft like she's holding him just right with tender loving care. Going in and out thru the lotus nodes you can feel that slight intensity and it's amazing to say the least.

Overall, I'm just in awe as I sit and type about this because of how great her pussy feels. Pretty much everything is rated somewhere in the middle but that makes everything perfect. Fuego is easily one of my favorite sleeves of all time.


LoveSack Review

April 29th, 2021 (LoveSack Texture)

Texture and tightness she seems to be a little loose, but on the contrary you can feel the texture quite nicely and its extremely satisfying. I keep her capped most of the flight, except when I tested an uncap and because shes more loose, I need it capped for max tightness. For being a wider sleeve the texture is quite stimulating for sure. I wonder if because of the asymmetrical positioning of the hole if this helps me feel the texture better.

Keeping it capped produces a cute farting sound every single stoke. It's actually a little louder than I like, but thats ok. Uncapping releases that sound and its quiet, so that's good. I kinda like it when my Fleshlight talks to me, so it doesn't bother me unless I know family is in adjacent rooms and it's a quiet house lol.

The Ball sack: Well, I'm into tranny girls so I couldn't wait to get this sleeve to fulfill this fantasy. I LOVE how the balls slap up against my own balls during flight... thats an exhilarating experience I can't say I ever dreamed I'd cherish, but its quite amazing!! If you are not into this sort of thing, just pretend she is fondling your balls as you fuck her... thats how it feels.

Twist and turn I like to twist and turn my Fleshlights to get different variations and you can do this with Lovesack but its not as easy because of the balls. When you have her turned in a 180 position (opposite of balls dangling against your balls) you can't go balls deep very easily because her balls will hit you on your top side. You can still go balls deep and her balls spread out going towards your navel. But I sort of hesitate doing that because I don't want to damage her balls. It's probably fine doing that, I just like to make sure. This situation can help with edging tho. As you already know, if you don't always go balls deep you can last longer, so I was experiencing that. It was almost like training wheels, forcing me to not go balls deep lol.

Cleanup No problem, same as any any other Fleshlight you just have to deal with the balls but that's not a problem or a hinderance to me. And because she's more loose, its easy for sure cleaning her hole.

Overall Extremely satisfying, a 10 out of 10 sleeve for me. The balls flapping against my own balls is very stimulating. The asymmetrical entrance I think provides more stimulation in-spite of being a more loose canal. The texture was extremely satisfying and. I have no complaints! I really hope the next Fleshlight girl is Natalie Mars with another ball sack and they can market her with pics...that would be ultimate for me!!!

Intensity 1.9
Stimulation 3.8
Penetration 3.75
Tightness 3.8
Suction Effect 1.75
Realism 3.85
Variation 3.85
Smoothness 3.9
Orgasm Rating 3.75
Noise 0.75
Lube Use 3.8
Cleanup 2.8
Dry Time 4.9

Tease Review

April 28th, 2021 (Tease Texture)

Tease is very warm and inviting, it’s quite perfect actually. Tease is smooth and a mostly mild for the most part, but offers lots of variation. She will be mostly smooth until the lube starts to dry out, and that's when you can really feel the texture. I kinda liked this because pump away fully lubbed and it's mostly smooth, but you know as it drys out the intensity will increase. You can uncap to compensate if needed as well. The fact that it works like this makes it an A+++ sleeve for me. This sleeve also has a lotus node in there and that provides the variation and my dick really, really craves! The multi chamber affect from the lotus node is an awesome sensation. I feel like the tightness of Tease and is tighter than most sleeves (but not necessarily the tightest like Heavenly) but it’s a really good tightness. Heavenly is a stand out sleeve in regards to tightness, smoothness, and lotus. And when I enter Tease I am immediately reminded of Heavenly as it seems like it could be a similar sister sleeve. I bet if I compared them in the same flight Tease wouldn’t feel as tight. However, flying with Tease on her own I felt like it’s a great tightness.

My ratings are blind, meaning… I don’t read any of the other reviews so my opinion is completely unbiased.
Current flight count as I rate this sleeve is 10 flights.

Overall, this is one of my favorite sleeves for sure and highly recommended!!

Score 3.39 Overall Satisfaction 4.8
Intensity 2.85
Stimulation 3.85
Penetration 4.25
Tightness 3.95
Suction Effect 3.95
Realism 4.4
Variation 3.6
Smoothness 3.95
Orgasm Rating 4.3
Noise 2.9
Lube Use 2.8
Cleanup 3.95
Dry Time 4

Storm Review

December 8th, 2019 (Storm Texture)

This is a direct comparison to Angel (my last review). Storm is much tighter and more smooth compared to Angel. I couldn’t believe how tight Storm was when I penetrated her for the first time. Uncapping as a result of tightness is a no brainer, but when I want at tighter squeeze (to increase intensity) just cap her up! But most of the time I keep her uncapped because the tightness is almost too much for me, and I want to last more than a minute lol. I mean damn… it feels amazing fully capped (like your tight 18 year old gf). Lots a of variation when you twist her and move around, pretty real I’d say. Those nubs (along with the tightness) give it more of a contracting type of real pussy feeling (sort of) when you turn her around and pump her; it felt amazing for sure doing that! Angel and Storm are sort of on the same level but in opposites in terms of design. Storm = Tight (makes it more intense) / Angel = Looser (makes it less intense) —vrs— Angel = rougher cross section (makes it more intense) / Storm = larger smooth bumps = (makes it less intense). So this brings both of these sleeves into the mid level to high for intensity. Uncapping provides control making both sleeves top for sure!

Storm is more of a smooth/tight sleeve, and very real for that reason. The smoother nubs make this less sleeve less intense in that regard, but the tightness of Storm makes up for that... thus increases intensity in that regard overall.

Score 3.78 Overall Satisfaction 4.1
Intensity 3.45
Stimulation 3.5
Penetration 3.5
Tightness 2.5
Suction Effect 1.75
Realism 2.5
Variation 3.9
Smoothness 1.7
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 1.45
Lube Use 3.95
Cleanup 3.7
Dry Time 3.85

Angel Review

December 8th, 2019 (Angel Texture)

The first time I flew with Angel I thought she was mild for some reason, but I think it was because she was lubed up too much. So on repeat flights I always go in thinking “this will be mild (that’s not a bad thing, just saying)” but then I end the session with “wow that more intense than I remember”. One thing I love about Kendra is the cross section swirl texture towards the front, and then the nubs after that. What happens is your dick sort of gets caught on it as you pull in and out (but only gently). It only really happens as she starts to dry up a little, thats when you can really feel it. When you look at the texture pic it has that Go Surge type of criss cross pattern (without the cross lol), and I think that’s why this is slightly more intense vrs mild. Yet at the same time, the sleeve is slightly wider so it’s not super intense like the Go Surge is. Also, you can uncap her which loosens her up even more thus providing easy edging for an optimal flight. Uncapping actually makes her just about perfect for me.

This is a top sleeve for me because it’s somewhat middle of the line… not to intense and not to tight, but just right! There is allot of variation as well when you twist and turn her; she is an angel for sure!

Score 3.18 Overall Satisfaction 4.8
Intensity 3.65
Stimulation 3.85
Penetration 2
Tightness 2.85
Suction Effect 4
Realism 2.95
Variation 3.8
Smoothness 1.85
Orgasm Rating 3.9
Noise 4.95
Lube Use 3.85
Cleanup 4.05
Dry Time 1.9

Beyond Review

November 11th, 2019 (Beyond Texture)

Madison’s entry is mostly smooth, and then about an inch past that she has some really nice textures and it’s also tight in that area, so what makes that interesting is it feels like she’s sort of tugging at your dick. So as you pull out, you can feel the opening is more loose, but the the tight part with texture is almost like a small ring is holding you tight. So the sensation is like her pussy doesn’t want you to leave…I kinda like that thought. It’s best to pull out all the way (or almost all the way out), and then go back in so you can experience the loose part, and then feel the tight part grab you good over and over again. After that tight section I’m not sure how to describe it because the tight part is so powerful as it’s the main focus. It’s almost like anything after that really doesn’t matter much. The main focus is on that tight textured part. This is fine because you move in and out of her and guess what…. it’s just going to feel amazing no matter what! I fly with it fully capped and if I start to feel like I am going to lose it all… uncapping really doesn’t do much… maybe a little. I guess overall I would consider her medium to high intense, but maybe more so on the medium side when I compare her to all my flashlights. I must stress to fleshlight newbies intense doesn’t mean it’s the best, and mild isn’t either.

Somewhere in the middle is where I like to be and Madison is probably pretty close there… but slightly closer to intense.

Score 3.39 Overall Satisfaction 3.9
Intensity 2.9
Stimulation 3.95
Penetration 3.95
Tightness 2.95
Suction Effect 2.9
Realism 2.95
Variation 4.05
Smoothness 2.95
Orgasm Rating 3.95
Noise 2.75
Lube Use 2.95
Cleanup 4.05
Dry Time 4

Indulge Review

July 14th, 2019 (Indulge Texture)

Angela is one of the original girls I got based on the sales lady recommendation (December 2018). Ironically, it was a women that raved about Angela to me, not a man… kinda funny if you think about that lol. But I guess she talks to the boys in the porn shop. I think I’ve really enjoyed the Indulge texture since day one, I just never really realized how much I loved it until now. You cannot really appreciate this texture unless you’ve experienced other sleeves. Only then can you truly understand why I consider her one of the best. With this texture you can feel allot of the nubs on the inside as you go in and out. The nubs are not to harsh either, they feel very nice and smooth. When you reach deep there is something that I’m hitting that just feels even more amazing. So I like to thrust up in her as deep as I can go (about 3/4 of the way for me) and I just hold there wiggling inside her without thrusting and you can still feel amazing sensations. This can also be used as an edge technique as well. Sometimes when I fly with indulge I can hear some juicy sounds (which I really like), but other times I don’t hear anything. Maybe it depends on lube and air that maybe gets trapped in there, I don’t know. Also, suction is only midway rated I’d say, nothing really to report about… never once do I feel the need to loosen the cap. However not needing to uncap is a bonus for me because it means I don’t need to dink with that during flight, which means everything is perfect just as it is. Her vulva is nice to look at too.. it’s so cute :)

Everything IS perfect here for me… tightness, nubs, realism etc. If I could have only one sleeve, this might be it. At this point in my FL journey, I think Indulge and Destroya are definitely two of my top sleeves. But then again I have a long way to go as my goal is to eventually try and rate all the sleeves! Get this sleeve for sure!!!

Score 3.48 Overall Satisfaction 4.4

Crush Review

July 8th, 2019 (Crush Texture)

Crush has a wider entrance, yet tight in the middle, followed by some interesting textures past the tight spot (if you can reach that far). Be careful using the Fleshlight Launch with this sleeve because if the device setting doesn’t give you full strokes you might not reach deep enough, which I think is somewhat necessary with this sleeve in order to achieve climax. That said, what’s nice about this sleeve is you can edge by not stroking so deep, but when you feel you want more you just go deeper. But at the same time, going deep for me means I’m just barely reaching those sweet spots, so my entire shaft is not stimulated as much as I’d like it to be. This sleeve is difficult to describe because it has a tight feeling, but not over stimulating either, yet still feels amazing and real. Finally, crush has some nice juicy sounds that occur and I really love that allot. However, sometimes it’s so juicy I start to worry family might hear it in a quiet house.

Conclusion: Overall very satisfying, but I’d say be careful using this sleeve if you want quick relief… because chances are you’ll need a little time with her in order to finish because it’s not the most intense sleeve out there. However, that can be a good thing too because you can last longer in a mild sleeve.

Intensity 2.8
Stimulation 3.5
Penetration 4
Tightness 1.75
Suction Effect 2.45
Realism 3.6
Variation 4
Smoothness 2.05
Orgasm Rating 3.9
Noise 3.45
Lube Use 3.6
Cleanup 4.4
Dry Time 4.45

Outlaw Review

April 30th, 2019 (Outlaw Texture)

Here's my personal usage log after 3 times...

First use: I felt like it was the best I ever had, it was so amazing. It's the perfect tightness once it gets warmed up. I wonder if it was so amazing because it was my first time with her. This was day 6 for me as well (I used other fleshies before her) so i was surprised there was no struggle for me taking care of business. It's perfect I tell you! :)

Going deep feels really amazing. In order to edge, I focused on only going partway in because the front part isn’t as intense; that worked. I believe the control this sleeve allows makes her really amazing.

I kept a good stamina going for this round. I can actually reach deeper than I realized (about 3/4 of the fleshlight -- I measured it). I don’t know what else to say… it feels a little bit more mild compared to other sleeves (by slightly), maybe somewhere in the middle… not to tight, not to mild. The tip of my penis touches something in there when going deep... like it’s poking into something that is a little cold at the end, not sure how to describe it. Like I’m just reaching a point where it’s tight but I’m barely making my way into it. Anyway, those ribs in the front area feel amazing for sure… that’s the best part I think allowing you to keep going for a longer sessions.

She's one of my favorite girls for sure... the different variations are like none of the others. She really stands out to me!

Score 3.43 Overall Satisfaction 4.1


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