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Found 5 reviews in total

Intensity 3.75
Stimulation 4
Penetration 4
Tightness 3.55
Suction Effect 4.45
Realism 3.8
Variation 4.1
Smoothness 3.6
Orgasm Rating 4.05
Noise 3.05
Lube Use 3.5
Cleanup 3.55
Dry Time 3.5

Bump N Grind Review

December 27th, 2019 (Bump N Grind Texture)

The name of this texture is really misleading - it's a pretty subtle with a few welcomed spikes of sensation as you thrust and is on the realistic side of the palette - well, as much as Fleshlight can be. The Mold is beautiful as well the color which is a highlight of this sleeve. It's perfect for edging but you can as easily have a quickie with it. It's a versatile sleeve and is a must have if you like the variety in your collection. If you are Misty's fan, get it now.

Underrated texture that is not very aggressive and thus perfect for long edging sessions as well as pumping through the orgasm. If you like Mocha chicks (Misty's words), you are gonna love this texture. I would definitely buy another one if I had to.

Score 3.78 Overall Satisfaction 4
Intensity 3.75
Stimulation 4.55
Penetration 4.97
Tightness 4.42
Suction Effect 4.85
Realism 4.85
Variation 3.35
Smoothness 4.6
Orgasm Rating 4.1
Noise 3.45
Lube Use 3.08
Cleanup 3.38
Dry Time 3

Lotus Review

December 27th, 2015 (Lotus Texture)

Lotus and Mini Lotus are not the same texture - don’t really wanna compare them now which is better, but I really needed to say this as many newcomers are still confused because of the name. Another myth is that you need to be well endowed to enjoy it - you don’t. There are some cool things after the 6 inch mark - back chambers - which nicely add to the overall feeling but they are not the main part of the sleeve. You can get a taste of them if you use the sleeve without a case. Lotus node is the greatest part where the texture shines. It’s on the 4 inch mark so the most guys should experience it but even if you don’t, this texture is probably better than Original or Love Humps.
The texture hugs your member nicely and produce gentle sensations from canal variations and lotus node acting as a great temporal boost in stimulation. It’s not an intense texture so a little bit more patience is needed, just don’t rule out this texture from the start if you don’t find it that good immediately - give a time and you might be rewarded. A little more lube is required as with all smooth sleeves but you can clean it relatively easy with the exception of Lotus node which can be stubborn at times, especially to dry. An icing on the cake is a broad range of available orifices and you can easily find the one that you like the most.

Lotus is a nice smooth, worthy texture that somehow got negative publicity because of being pushed with every FLG and marketed as the most realistic experience out there. According to many of us, this is not true anymore when we have much more textures available then when the Lotus was originally introduced but it’s a texture still worth considering if you like the smooth ones better.

Score 4.03 Overall Satisfaction 4.02
Intensity 2
Stimulation 2.8
Penetration 3.8
Tightness 4.75
Suction Effect 4.13
Realism 4.5
Variation 2
Smoothness 4.6
Orgasm Rating 3.4
Noise 4
Lube Use 3.4
Cleanup 3.85
Dry Time 3.3

Bulletproof Review

December 25th, 2015 (Bulletproof Texture)

I got this texture a while ago when it was paired with the Vag orifice. I was holding back for quite some time because the orifice was quite unappealing to me but it turned out it's not so bad at all - it looks pretty realistic actually. First thing I should say is that I have a really mixed feelings about Bulletproof a.k.a Love Humps. It's very, very different when stroking than when thrusting. When stroking, I can really feel those pockets and they are somehow strong and feels like a tug job with two hands, except the pressure is not as hard as with hands would be. I didn't expect this, neither I like this feeling. On the other hand, thrusting is completely different story. You feel those pockets and cushions just as a slight resistance and they give you a great penetration feeling. Also, you can notice a slight alternating wideness and tightness. It's a smooth texture and everything that goes with it (easy to clean, lube hungry, lower intensity), but I don't have a problem with stimulation and reaching the climax, it's actually doable pretty fast if you want to. I wouldn't mind if the orgasms were a little bit stronger but they are pretty good and natural, not disappointing by any means. Therefor, you can easily pump through the orgasm.
Drying time is good but should be better considering this is just a smooth texture - maybe because this sleeve is on the tighter end of the spectrum. You have to lube it quite often but it's easy to clean.

If you are looking for something really smooth and realistic and you plan to use it hands free, you probably want to experience this one. Yes, it's a mild texture but that only means you can pump through the orgasm which feels naturally with good intensity at the end.
In case you want to keep your collection as small as possible, there may be better textures to consider.

Score 3.50 Overall Satisfaction 2.5
Intensity 4.05
Stimulation 4.5
Penetration 4.97
Tightness 3.5
Suction Effect 4.2
Realism 4
Variation 3.5
Smoothness 2.95
Orgasm Rating 3.3
Noise 2.5
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 3.6

Swallow Review

December 29th, 2014 (Swallow Texture)

Swallow is a texture available exclusively with a mouth orifice and is meant to replicate the stimulation from a blowjob. As a matter of fact, it seems like it does it really good. The teeth at the beginning are a nice welcome and are followed by the super ribbed section which is pretty stimulating but you are in control for the whole time, it won't drive you over the edge if you don't want it to. This super ribbed section is the main part of the texture and is meant to simulate a tongue on your penis shaft and it feels really, really realistic sometimes. Then there is a short section with large bumps which gives a very pleasant, smooth sensation. It could be easily just the ending part of the texture but here comes a new section, Super Tight, which is completely smooth and well, super tight. Nice, smooth sensation as well but if you can't reach it, don't worry because it's nothing special and you are not missing much. The supper ribbed part along with the teeth entrance represents what the Swallow is. However, if you are curious about the Super Tight section feeling, you can try using the sleeve without a case. Being that intense, this texture can make your penis numb in some cases if you are sensitive so take it easy at first. Anyway, it's great from the start and doesn't require much of a break in period. Suction effect is great which only adds to the realism. Cleaning is relatively easy and drying takes a little bit longer than average or average at least.

Very good texture, does it's job in replicating the blowjob decently, highly stimulating and should not be missing in any collection. Plus, you have a wide choice of a beautiful lips so you can choose ones that are the most appealing to you or belongs to your favourite model.

Score 3.76 Overall Satisfaction 3.5
Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 3.75
Penetration 3.52
Tightness 3.27
Suction Effect 3.13
Realism 3.75
Variation 4
Smoothness 3.75
Orgasm Rating 4.5
Noise 4.5
Lube Use 4.28
Cleanup 4.03
Dry Time 4.28

Alien Review

December 17th, 2014 (Alien Texture)

Let's start this review by saying that Alien texture consists of three different parts that are borrowed from the other textures - Vortex part at the beginning, Lotus node in the middle and the STU part from middle to the end. I have all these textures and I must say that Alien does not feel like any of those. I'm not very big fan of a Vortex because of the same, constant ribbing sensation but the Vortex part of the Alien is a completely different story. This swirls are bigger, thicker, spaced a little further appart and don't rib you that much so they are more pleasurable. Lotus node is bigger than in the Lotus texture which means it gives a little different but similar sensation, a wonderful penetration feeling, it's easier to clean and dries more quickly too. STU part is a great boost in stimulation at the end but if you go deeper, you probably will recognise STU stimulation. I don't like STU because it feels the same for the whole time and it's just not pleasurable to me, but Alien STU part is great (I don't go that far into the STU part).
Alien gives that relaxing MILFy feeling and I would love to see it as a FLG with some MILF model's orifice, like Nina Hartley or Lisa Ann. In that case I would surely use it more often and here's why. Firstly, this Alien orifice is nicely detailed and it is wide enough so that's easy to enter which is a wonderful thing, but on the other hand, it kills any realism with it's look while trying to imagine being with some mature woman. Orifice has two clits, but the bigger issue when it comes to realism is actually a blue color. Another implication of this blue color is sleeve stickiness, I had to corn startch it from the first use, while I don't cornstartch my FLGs at all. Also, this sleeve feels a little rubery on touch, but on penis it feels just as good as the rest of the sleeves. Vortex part especially feels comfy while using the sleeve without the case, feels like finally being home for your member.
Alien doesn't need too much lube. Cleaning is relatively easy and drying time is great due to wide orifice and relaxed canal. Lotus node takes a little bit longer to dry than the rest of the sleeve, but not as much as on the Lotus texture.

As a fan of the FLG lineup, I would probably never buy this sleeve myself, but I got it during the one of the promotions and I'm happy for it. Did you know that Vortex texture appeared as Alien at first and then moved to the FLG group after current Alien texture kicked in? Let's hope this will also be the case with the current texture, and we'll see it combined with some hot MILF vag orifice.

Score 3.88 Overall Satisfaction 4
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