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WonderfulJunker

User since Jul 2022

Penis Length: 16.51cm
Girth: 12.7cm

About Me

Hi there, I’m just a guy who’s got a lot of enthusiasm!

Just starting my collection!

Reviews Introduction

Here are my Credentials:

I am a little larger than 6.5in long and 5in girthy. Uncut.

I use Gun oil H2O because it’s the best and a small spray bottle of water to make it get sloppier.

I typically use the Universal Launch in my desk chair in front of my desktop.

I own the Boost line case so that I can use the Suction Control Cap on any FLG.

I always warm with warm water for 10 mins and sleeve warmer for an additional 5 to 10 mins.

How I like to review is to describe the orifice to the best of my ability. Then based on the all the categories that do not involve noise, lube use, clean up, or dry time. I give a brief description for each category going into detail of the chambers in the FLG texture that provide, higher intensity, more stimulation, tightness and so on. My conclusion is also my overall satisfaction and stand out features of the sleeve. Concluding with who I would recommend the sleeve to and why.

Now let’s get started on our next wet fuck hole.

Found 6 reviews in total

Intensity 4.75
Stimulation 4.75
Penetration 4.5
Tightness 4.75
Suction Effect 4.75
Realism 4
Variation 3.5
Smoothness 3.5
Orgasm Rating 4.75
Noise -
Lube Use -
Cleanup -
Dry Time -

Boom Review

May 13th, 2024 (Boom Texture)

Blake Blossom Boom
Orifice:
Blake Blossom’s Boom is such a cute little bootyhole. She looks like a virgin, almost like she’s only had small butt plugs and toys to play with but never real cock. The butt cheeks are a good size and very comfortable when my cock is balls deep.

Intensity:
Aggressive massaging of the corona and frenulum all throughout the texture. Boom beats and tugs and rubs my head so aggressively almost as if she has small ribs and gateways in her tight asshole. She strokes hard and tight and does not let up at any moment.

Stimulation:
When completely uncapped and no suction she is truly the most tingly and stimulating asshole. It’s just if she is at all under suction that Boom becomes an explosion of sensation that it’s hard to not cum from the intensity.

Penetration:
Very satisfying POP entering and exiting her orifice. I love feeling her open up for the head of my cock. Once inside she likes to pull me in, and if I try to resist I get rewarded by fast ridges and nubs stroking my cock. Very teasing asshole.

Tightness:
Very, especially under suction. Tends to want to lock up if I am completely under suctions. I have to really turn up the speed and stroke length of the Launch for her to not feel Ike she’s just playing, pulling and tugging my foreskin.

Suction effect:
I don’t rate any texture perfect for a single category. Boom is as close to perfect in suction effect as her counter part Bombshell is in intensity. Boom is a milker. When I blow my load inside of her she milks me dry until I can’t move anymore. Once I’ve completely finished I’m still rock hard because she likes to act like a penis pump and suck all the blood to the head of my cock. Then if I’m up for it I fuck her again so she can have a second load. Consumes cum like a dumpster.

Realism:
Not really realistic. I like how she feels for penetration, but as far as pounding her goes she is just too textured to feel like a real asshole.

Variation:
One continuous vortex of ridges and nubs spiraling in almost a triangular pattern. Feels identical all the way through. Can feel wildly different depending on cap setting. My personal favorite is the Boost line Controlled Suction Cap with Boom because of the fun tingly stimulus on the penetrating stroke and intense massaging and suction on the exiting stroke.

Smoothness:
Depends on what suction cap setting is being used. Can want to lock up under complete suction.

Orgasm rating:
Eyes rolling to the back of my head orgasms because they are just intense enough for me to lock my knees and Launch to the moon, but also easy enough under the correct conditions of lube quantity and suction type that I can keep riding the orgasm and be drained dry.

Conclusion:
Overall Satisfaction / Conclusion:
Blake Blossom Boom is my go to for Suction effect. She really makes my cock ache from how tight and aggressive it is to stroke with her. I would recommend this to anyone with wants to beat their cock vigorously with lots of lube and enjoys a popping sensation when penetrating. 8.7/10

Score 4.36 Overall Satisfaction 4.35
Intensity 4.75
Stimulation 4.5
Penetration 4.75
Tightness 4.5
Suction Effect 4.5
Realism 4.25
Variation 4.5
Smoothness 4.25
Orgasm Rating 4.75
Noise -
Lube Use -
Cleanup -
Dry Time -

Bombshell Review

May 12th, 2024 (Bombshell Texture)

Blake Blossom Bombshell
Orifice:
Blake Blossom’s Bombshell is the most beautiful pussy I’ve ever seen. Nice plump lips and clit I like to get wet with the head of my cock, pretty intense feeling and mesmerizing visual. The bottom of the lips is really fun to penetrate into because it’s a tight little “V” shape. I love how sloppy and wet her pussy gets and looks, like she is the expected look of a sexy Vagina.

Intensity:
GRIP. Her lips and 1st chamber grab on and milk. Pounding Bombshell is difficult to control. On one hand she feels crazy intense sliding through her plump lips into the 1st and 2nd chamber, on the other hand the back stroke is where she grips my cocks shaft and milks immediately. The nubs in the 1st chamber bounce and grab the frenulum and corona of the head of my cock so aggressively that I want to bust my load within the first 5 pumps. Bombshell stays intense the deeper you go because she narrows tighter in the 2nd chamber. The 3rd chamber is a slight relief of intensity but while I am that deep inside her she grips even harder with her lips and 1st chamber on my foreskin, pulling my foreskin back exposing my glands and frenulum to the 3rd and 4th chambers incredible tightness and stimulus.

Stimulation:
3rd and 4th chamber are ribbed with nubs and ridges and bumps that she stimulates every part of my glands, corona, and frenulum at the same time. These chambers are even more intense when in suction, the 2nd chamber creates the seal, while the lips and 1st chamber grab and massage the shaft, leaving the 3rd and 4th chamber to beat and tug and rub every part of the head of my cock. Great time if she isn’t the first Flight of the night, if it is good luck not blowing early because she loves to milk in every part of her perfect pussy.

Penetration:
Snug and fun, she really likes to grip so it feels like if she is trying to tease you with kegels as you enter and exit the lips and first chamber.

Tightness:
2nd chamber and deeper she is always tight even not in suction. Harder to distinguish all the variation of her chambers if I have too much lube. 1st chamber is really fun under suction because she grips so tightly.

Suction effect:
Not my favorite with a standard cap suction because of how hard it is to fuck her without lots of lube. With the Boost control cap she is perfect. Going balls deep with her and pulling out quickly and just feeling her pulling and grabbing my head as if she doesn’t want me to go anywhere is euphoric.

Realism:
A pussy as intense and stimulating as Bombshells is really hard to come by. It’s hard to call her realistic since she out classes most of the real women I have slept with.

Variation:
Lots of different textures and sensations with this sleeve all being intense.

Smoothness:
Can be smooth not under suction, the moment she has some suction she will grip you.

Orgasm Rating:
Crazy intense orgasm, I love cumming in her when I have the Universal Launch placed in the highest position on the head of my cock, with the shortest stroke setting, and the fastest speed. In this position the head of my cock is getting stroked by her perfect pussy lips and 1st chamber. From here I have 2 choices, 1 I can cum fast and hard, or 2 I can GOON by Holding the edge by stopping and starting the Launch over and over again while I leak and she milks my Precum till I can’t hold it any more.

Conclusion:
Overall Satisfaction / Conclusion:
Blake Blossom Bombshell is my go to for strictly intensity. When I really wanna have an edge session she is my go to she gets me there quick and keeps me really hard. The 1st chamber is the star. I love how bombshell massages my cock with intension. I would recommend her to anyone who wants to cum hard. 9.1/10

Score 4.53 Overall Satisfaction 4.55
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Intensity 4.75
Stimulation 4.25
Penetration 4.75
Tightness 4.5
Suction Effect 4.5
Realism 4
Variation 3.5
Smoothness 3.5
Orgasm Rating 4.5
Noise -
Lube Use -
Cleanup -
Dry Time -

Karma Review

May 4th, 2024 (Karma Texture)

Lana Rhoades Karma
Orifice:
Lana Rhoades Karma has the most beautiful plump ass cheeks with an open hole that loves to receive cum. Placing my head between her cheeks while the tip enters her slightly gaped hole is a warming feeling and sight. Her ass cheeks are so tall and pronounced I couldn’t stop squeezing them against the base of my cock when fully penetrated.

Intensity:
So intense from start to finish. Entering her is tight and snug while being forgiving and smooth. Then I meet the 3 rings that are unbelievably intense on the glands and frenulum, a small break into a spike cone that provides stimulation while the 1st set rings are still gripping my cocks shaft pulling and rolling my foreskin. Then the texture repeats itself but TIGHTER. This makes the 2nd set of ring a HOT spot that feels like I’m taking her anal virginity since she squeezes so hard. Combining the 1st and 2nd chamber in full stokes made me cum without warning in 10 seconds or less. Look out for this one.

Stimulation:
Really the only thing that I would consider stimulating is repeatedly entering and exiting the orifice and going balls deep. If I do anything in-between the rings are so intense that I don’t feel stimulated. I feel as if Lana wants me to use her little fuck hole like a toy, but Karma entire goal from start to finish is to make me cum. Going balls deep is nice and snug, makes me feel pulled in happily.

Penetration:
One of Karma’s defining features. Lana’s ass is so big entering her feels like a welcoming cone. When balls deep she wraps her buttcheeks around the base of my cock so snuggly it feels like she wants to give me a hug with her asshole.

Tightness:
Entering isn’t the tightest part of Karma, the deeper I go the harder she squeezes. I love it. The tip of my cock barely enters the last set of rings sadly so I really only get a small tight massage from them, seems to be tighter than the rest but I’ll never know. The other 2 previous sets of rings are very tight and pull my foreskin. Probably better for 7”+ cocks.

Suction Effect:
After entering the 1st chamber she will pull you in. Karma wants you balls deep. She pulls and pulls till she’s twerking on the base of your cock.

Realism:
Penetration is realistic, entering her feels like Lana just pulled out her buttplug for you, like Karma has been waiting all day for your cock. The tightness isn’t super realistic unless the girl is really squeezing you. So it feels like she’s really trying to grip your cock with her ass.

Variation:
Doesn’t have much variation, repeating texture makes her have different levels of intensity and stimulation, the deeper I go the more intense. Entering her is more forgiving compared to other anal sleeves.

Smoothness:
The rings cause a tight intense squeeze every time you pass through them. Lacks smoothness quite a bit. That’s ok she’s trying to make you explode.

Orgasm rating:
Makes me cum out of nowhere everytime. Incredibly intense, I always wanna do a double flight with Karma where after I cum deep inside of Karma I rinse her out then start fucking her only into the second set of rings. This way I can really experience Karma thoroughly.

Conclusion:
Overall Satisfaction / Conclusion:
Karma is a crazy intense anal sleeve that gets tighter the deeper and harder you fuck her. The suction effect on this sleeve makes Karma feel like all she wants from you is your huge hot cum load. Would recommend to anyone with a long cock and likes a bumpy ride. 8.6/10.

Score 4.26 Overall Satisfaction 4.3
Intensity 4.5
Stimulation 4.75
Penetration 4
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 4.5
Realism 4.75
Variation 4.5
Smoothness 3.75
Orgasm Rating 4.5
Noise -
Lube Use -
Cleanup -
Dry Time -

Destiny Review

May 4th, 2024 (Destiny Texture)

Lana Rhoades Destiny
Orifice:
Lana Rhoades Destiny is a meaty and gaping pussy ready to grip any cock. The lips grip the glands immediately ready to start milking a huge sticky load. Penetrating Destiny’s lips makes her wrap around the shaft of my cock beautifully. Almost as if Lana was only made to pleasure cock.

Intensity:
Super intense the deeper and harder you fuck her. Destiny’s 2nd chamber with all of the rings is where she shines in intensity. Super snug when entering the 2nd chamber and stroking in this section gets my cock to the edge in seconds, especially if I have the cap in full suction mode. Destiny rubs and squeezes so effectively in this chamber it’s hard to not cum. If the suction is on moving back to the 1st chamber doesn’t help because of how tight and intense that normally stimulating and soft chamber becomes. Those bumps and ridges become intense massagers under suction and suck you, like she’s trying to milk you with her kegel muscles. Best thing to do to avoid cumming early is to pound her balls deep since the last chamber is not really that intense.

Stimulation:
Her meaty lips and first chamber are the definition of stimulating. Destiny caresses you with her lips as guidance to the first chamber that then flicks and rubs the glands so gently when you enter and exit. I love hanging out in the first chamber and doing long strokes just playing with the rings in the 2nd chamber with the tip of my cock. While the tip gets stimulated by the rings, the shaft and frenulum get massaged by the bumps and ridges in the 1st chamber, almost tickling you. All while the lips grip my shaft pulling and rolling my foreskin causing the apex of complete cock stimulus.

Penetration:
Lips are amazing. Entering Destiny is beautiful, not the tightest, or most the intense but satisfying. Destiny grips on immediately showing you her only purpose is to pleasure you. When balls deep the meaty lips grip my shaft and loose ball skin so well I almost can’t pull out. Love entering her perfect fat lips and pounding them too.

Tightness:
Can be tight with proper suction. 2nd chamber is always tight Destiny likes to hold on there. Pussy lips don’t squeeze but will grip tightly when in suction.

Suction Effect:
Pulls you in and massages you throughout. 1st chamber under suction can be milking level intense and the 2nd chamber is unforgivingly tight when in suction, causing a pummeling of the head of my cock.

Realism:
As close as anyone is gonna get to fucking Lana Rhoades. Destiny can feel alive and flexing when in suction. The 2nd chamber really gives the going deep feeling real pussy gives. I’m in love with how stimulating the feeling of kegels flexes Destiny gives.

Variation:
The lips are super grippy, the first chamber can be both stimulating or intense depending on the setting of the Suction cap, and the second chamber is tight and realistic. Overall a good amount of variation while staying realistic.

Smoothness:
Can be a bumpy ride in the 1st chamber and tight to enter in the 2nd chamber, but with a good amount of lube Destiny slides well around my cock.

Orgasm Rating:
Intense orgasm with Destiny. Really feels like she wants to milk you dry. The kind of orgasm where I freeze and can’t move because she pulls my cum out so extraordinarily.

Conclusion:
Overall Satisfaction / conclusion:
Destiny is a jack of all trades. Her penetration is grippy and satisfying to watch/feel repeatedly. Tremendously realistic and intense, feels like a girl that is trying to squeeze out your cum load till you’re drained dry. The 2nd chambers ring make my cock rock hard and leaking precum in seconds. I would recommend Lana Rhoades Destiny to anyone who wants a sleeve that is grippy with suction and provides intense orgasms while still being realistic. Criminally underrated. 8.8/10.

Score 4.37 Overall Satisfaction 4.4
Intensity 3.75
Stimulation 3.5
Penetration 4.25
Tightness 3.75
Suction Effect 3.75
Realism 4
Variation 3.25
Smoothness 3.75
Orgasm Rating 4.25
Noise -
Lube Use -
Cleanup -
Dry Time -

Sinner Review

May 2nd, 2024 (Sinner Texture)

Kissa Sins Sinner
Orifice:
Kissa Sins Sinner is a beautiful puckered hole that looks like she’s ready to push and leak out a huge cum load. The cheeks are spread out wide like she’s holding them open ready to invite you to pound her little fuck hole.

Intensity:
Very front heavy for massage on the glands, the 1st chamber is very tight and almost vortex like. Going from completely outside to the 2 chamber quickly is very intense especially on the back pull because of distinct *pop* you get. 2nd and 3rd chambers are tighter and don’t provide nearly as much intensity.

Stimulation:
Deeper chambers are very head stimulating. Vigorously bouncy on the head and glands. Good for edging or taking a break from the first chamber.

Penetration:
Shining quality! The puckered asshole loves to hug you from every point of your cock. The 1st chambers massages the tip of your cock with the vortex while the tight asshole squeezes your frenulum. I love just popping in and out of her.

Tightness:
My cock has to be hard to even slide in. If I’m at all flaccid I struggle to pop in from how puckered this tight asshole is. Once you get past that 1st
vortex chamber it’s squeezes down on your shaft and just Snuggly stokes you while the deeper chambers pump your head. Still not the most intense tightness wise.

Suction effect:
Pulls you deep and doesn’t want to let go. She wants you to Sin inside her.

Realism:
I like how it mimics the human ass, where she is super tight getting in then easy to fuck the deeper you go.

Variation:
Kinda really just feels like either I am popping in and out, or in balls deep fucking the shit out of her.

Smoothness:
Because of how intense it is getting in, how aggressive it is to penetrate her she’s not really that smooth. And because she is tight she pulls and pushes a bit.

Orgasm rating:
Fucking intense. Before you know it you can’t pull out and she’s milking you dry. Very fun to play with but full penetration can be intense quickly. I prefer to pop with this one.

Conclusion:
Overall satisfaction/ Conclusion:
Sinner is a relatively simple and straightforward anal sleeve, trying it best to be like the real thing. I love the tight hole and how playing with it can be so satisfying. Crazy intense orgasms. Would recommend to anyone that wants something medium high tightness with plenty of penetrating intensity. 7.6/10.

Score 3.81 Overall Satisfaction 3.8
Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 3.5
Penetration 3
Tightness 2.5
Suction Effect 4.25
Realism 3
Variation 3.5
Smoothness 4.75
Orgasm Rating 3.5
Noise -
Lube Use -
Cleanup -
Dry Time -

Insatiable Review

May 2nd, 2024 (Insatiable Texture)

Kissa Sins Insatiable
Orifice:
Kissa Sins Insatiable has a beautiful gaping pussy ready to be fucked. Tiny little clit and juicy lips surrounded by fatty skin. When she’s nice and wet she glistens beautifully.

Intensity:
A very mild intensity, she really gets you good entering and exiting the 2nd spherical chamber into the beginning of the 3rd chamber where your glands will get smack around a fair bit. But it’s all really fluid and smooth so it’s not incredible until the suction is built all the way up from vigorous long strokes on the Launch.

Stimulation:
Can be very stimulating especially with the waffle pattern in the 1st chamber of the sleeve. I love setting the Launch to the fastest speed with the shortest stroke at the top stroke position and just edging while my glands get massaged by the waffle texture.

Penetration:
Has a quite the gape. The penetration is very loose, the lips don’t really help all that much to guild you and are just kinda insignificant. I do like going balls deep with this sleeve since she is so meaty that feeling her feels nice.

Tightness:
Loose. This makes it really easy to distinguish the texture but really cuts back the intensity. If you’re larger this may be the perfect sleeve for you.

Suction effect:
One of the best Pussy suctions that I own. The waffle texture is really good at hugging your shaft just right to keep pulling you in. But if you slip out to where your head is in the waffle texture you will lose all suction.

Realistic:
Not really, not tight enough to simulate the feeling. But the slamming of the pussy to your base is very satisfying similar to the real thing.

Variation:
Fair amount of variation, the spherical 2nd chamber and bumpy 3rd chamber work very well together. The waffle in the front is a good change of pace. The rings transitioning to the 3rd chamber that i barely don’t reach are snug.

Smoothness:
Very, easily slip in and out with ease enjoyable but not tight snugness when in suction. Glides insatiably.

Orgasm rating:
Way better than my hand, not nearly intense enough to compete with other FLG’s. In my rating I give it a solid 7. Won’t knock your socks off but will get you off. Can drain insatiably because of the suction effect and low intensity it’s easy to let the Launch continue to fuck me after I’ve cum.

Conclusion:
Overall satisfaction / Conclusion:
Insatiable is an incredible edging sleeve, I would recommend to anyone looking to be stimulated but not with crazy intensity. The waffle texture is the star for this sleeve. I wish she was tighter, I really like getting gripped and she doesn’t do it intensely enough. She is really nice for milking. Sadly she won’t be in my main rotation. 7/10.

Score 3.50 Overall Satisfaction 3.5
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