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Penis Length: 20.32cm
Girth: 15.24cm

About Me

I have numerous Fleshlights in my harem, because I did not know what I liked at first and once I did, I was on "the search" for the best Fleshlight experience. What I found is that I like ridges the most and knobs the second most, but I do not like much radical variation. I don't like tightness, although I do like the initial pop upon entry though. My top 10 all-time favorites, called my Tier 1s, are (in order): Dragon, Punk, Fantastica, Twista, Mischief, Savage, Bulletproof, Beyond, Level Up, and Rebel. I have back-ups/unused Fleshlights of all my top ten textures, in case they get discontinued or damaged.

Reviews Introduction

I'm 7.5L x 5.5W inches-cut, but on a good day I'm 8L x 6W inches. I have a banana penis (more like a ski jump as my curvature is quite severe). I also have a setup so I can either simulate missionary or doggy style (so no hands to enhance the experience and it really does). I use a texture at least 3 times before I write a review. Often times I line up 3-5 textures for same time comparison or just plain fun. I always warm my textures before usage. I tend to use a combination of lube a saliva, because the saliva tends to add a bit more realism for me. My favorite lube is Climax Bursts.

Found 27 reviews in total

Intensity 1.65
Stimulation 1.6
Penetration 1.7
Tightness 1.65
Suction Effect 2.55
Realism 1.65
Variation 1.7
Smoothness 3.45
Orgasm Rating 1
Noise 2.85
Lube Use 2.9
Cleanup 2.95
Dry Time 2.85

Eden Review

February 6th, 2024 (Eden Texture)

I got this sleeve based on the second chamber and the color. I had not experienced that type off textures, so I thought I would give it a go. This was my mistake, as all the other chamber textures I knew already weren't to my general liking. Anyway, initial entry- a bit tight and the nubs of the first chamber were just plain boring. They certainly got even by making me pour in more lube. Ahh, the next new to me chamber- I liked the resistance and pressure they offered, but the chamber was not long enough for me to bite my lip with pleasure. More of I see your point. The next two chambers- boring, boring, boring. They did provide suction, but I don't need suction for my FL experience. They were noisy too. The last chamber of boulder nubs was surprisingly pleasurable, but they had to overcome the two preceding boring chambers, so my erection would often wane by the time I got to it. I ended up, queuing up Dragon to keep me interested and I would ping pong between the two. I finally popped in Eden just to make my Dragon clean-up easier. I really found this texture rather boring.

Conclusion:
Eden was not worth the apple. It ate lube, it was noisy, it required a longer clean-up, and my orgasms were not toe curling in the slightest. I'd have rather resorted to manual labor to save on cleaning. Off to dead storage it goes.

Score 2.07 Overall Satisfaction 0.45
Intensity 2.65
Stimulation 1.65
Penetration 3.5
Tightness 2.55
Suction Effect 2.7
Realism 2.95
Variation 2.75
Smoothness 2.65
Orgasm Rating 2.8
Noise 2.65
Lube Use 2.65
Cleanup 2.55
Dry Time 2.65

Shameless Review

February 6th, 2024 (Shameless Texture)

She's got a tight entry so be prepared for resistance. I did't care much for the nubs of the first chamber. Yeah they tickled, but they really weren't that arousing to me. The next chamber of a grid was soft, I liked the grid, because the grid pulled my foreskin back and forth and wanked my head good. It did nothing for my shaft. The tightness of this chamber ultimately worked against me. The tightness began to tire me out, as it worked my urethra. The next chamber of balls on an "X" pattern was another meh for me. It wasn't unpleasant, but not great for sustaining an erection. Since I like the grid area, I ended up short stroking to keep my head in the grid chamber. I ended up popping after about 20 minutes because the tightness really began to work against my erection. My orgasms were certainly better than my hand and worth the clean-up, marginally.

Conclusion:
Shameless was almost hurtful. I did get enjoyment, but the tightness wore on me and it just plain hurt after a while. I had to my flights quickies. Tightness just doesn't work for me, as it causes me pain and I lose wood. Off to dead storage

Score 2.68 Overall Satisfaction 2.85
Intensity 2.6
Stimulation 2.65
Penetration 2.65
Tightness 2.65
Suction Effect 2.65
Realism 2.55
Variation 2.65
Smoothness 2.75
Orgasm Rating 2.4
Noise 2.6
Lube Use 2.7
Cleanup 2.65
Dry Time 2.7

Danger Review

January 12th, 2024 (Danger Texture)

I got this as part of a set to go with Arabella's ass. Entry is a bit tight. The first two chambers are too short and too uneventful for me to get much arousal. Because it was tight, it was more of a choke hold on my head. Now, the third chamber with the overlapping tiles were good. They massaged my head and pulled my foreskin as I thrust in, As, I pulled out, the tiles really tickled my head. They also massaged my shaft. The fourth chamber of boulders just were obstacles. I plowed through them without any feeling. The tightness of the sleeve began to wear on me. The fifth chamber narrows and this just added to my pain, because the tightness began to work my urethra. I decided to try missionary, remove the cap, add way more lube, and short stroke it to the end of the fourth chamber. This did the trick and I popped. A few more flights and I got pretty much the same results. My orgasms were good, but not "I'm in love with this sleeve" good.

Conclusion:
Meh. I really wanted this to work, because I like the overlapping tiles, but the overall sleeve was too darn tight. I could not edge successfully, because the tightness just wore my urethra out. The sleeve was fine for a quick (10-15 minutes). I relegated this to the front of dead storage in case I want to try this again. I'll probably get a Tier 3 set of sleeves by going through my dead storage ones and having this tier for quickies (any excuse for an orgy).

Score 2.64 Overall Satisfaction 2.7
Intensity 1.7
Stimulation 1.75
Penetration 2.45
Tightness 2.6
Suction Effect 2.65
Realism 1.65
Variation 1.7
Smoothness 1.7
Orgasm Rating 1.7
Noise 2.45
Lube Use 2.65
Cleanup 2.65
Dry Time 2.6

Zone Review

January 9th, 2024 (Zone Texture)

This was a COVID panic purchase, so no research was done and I bought the sleeve based on my view of the textures/chambers. I set this sleeve up for doggy style entry (my usual for anal sleeves). I did my regular preparation, slid in and - oh is she tight. I undid the cap completely for maximum looseness. Because the first chamber has sets of undulating ridges of bumps, I rotated the sleeve until I got the most pleasure from the entry point chamber. The next chamber of ridges- meh; too short to really give me any sustained pleasure. They just weakly massaged my head with the thrusting action; they did nothing for my shaft. The next chamber of a grid was actually pleasurable, which surprised me. The different chambers/textures seemed more softer and pliable than other sleeves; certainly, the grid was less hard than the Autumn Falls Cream sleeve. I just wish this chamber was longer for a more sustained arousal, because the next chamber of fangs was just plain annoying. Unfortunately, I cannot reach the last chamber, which is a shame, because I kinda liked them in other sleeves. Anyway, I was unable to edge with this sleeve, I think it was more because of the constant re-positioning of the sleeve and the constant adding of lube (this sleeve is a lubalcoholic) due to the undulating ridges of the first chamber. I just had to work at it and I really found it destroyed the illusion for me. My orgasms were decent, but not worth the cleanup and drying, especially since I had to pop off the cap, the lube just drains everywhere and it looks like a porn crime scene.

Conclusion:
Rather pedestrian sleeve. The first chamber is not bad, but that's it for me, because the other chambers are too short and therefore not very arousing. This sleeve isn't bad, it just isn't that good, for me. Repeated tries gave the same experience. I don't even want to use it as a change of pace. Off to dead storage it is.

Score 2.14 Overall Satisfaction 1.65
Intensity 2.6
Stimulation 3.55
Penetration 2.65
Tightness 2.65
Suction Effect 2.6
Realism 3.45
Variation 2.55
Smoothness 2.75
Orgasm Rating 2.8
Noise 2.55
Lube Use 2.6
Cleanup 2.7
Dry Time 2.65

Heartthrob Review

December 29th, 2023 (Heartthrob Texture)

I watch a lot of Brandi MILF movies, and these lips just beckoned me to buy the sleeve, so I listed to my dick and bought it. I had the cap at a half turn, entered Brandi- nice. Very nice. This is a well designed entry chamber. It felt realistic to me. The sleeve is one long chamber of pillow bumps with ridges. Every top ridge has a concave roof, so as your frenulum rubs one ribbed pleasure bump on the bottom of the sleeve, the top of your penis head gets massaged by another one on the top, but the concave structure allows your head to conform to the roof as it were. It is mildly tight. After a few minutes, I had to add a lot more lube. This sleeve swallows lube. This is a slow arousal sleeve. After some pumping, I changed the sleeve from doggy to missionary style. This made it easier to experiment by changing my angle of entry and to rotate the sleeve. Rotation gives slightly different arousals points. Once I got very aroused, I slowed my thrusting and now I could feel the ridges on my head and shaft and they seemed much more pronounced. My orgasms were not exhausting like Beyond or Dragon (or my other Tier 1s), but they were definitely better than manual labor.

Conclusion:
The Heartthrob texture is a slow burn sleeve for me. The entry is a favorite sleeve for initial entry. The one long chamber of ridged pillows lends itself to a slow, but progressive arousal. As my arousal progressed, the chamber became tighter (even with removing the cap), but that did not stop me from liking the sleeve. The texture is in my Tier 2 rotation. Clean-up and drying was longer than my other sleeves thus far.

Score 2.78 Overall Satisfaction 2.85
Intensity 1.75
Stimulation 2.7
Penetration 2.7
Tightness 2.75
Suction Effect 2.75
Realism 1.85
Variation 1.75
Smoothness 1.8
Orgasm Rating 2.4
Noise 2.85
Lube Use 3.75
Cleanup 2.7
Dry Time 2.7

Lvl Up Review

December 29th, 2023 (Lvl Up Texture)

Lvl Up- Lvl it Down. Ouch. Ouch again. I lubed up, and cued up a good Mia movie. All set- entrance was very nice; good angle, nice slide in, the tentacles in the first chamber felt good till they didn't. After about 10 minutes of pumping away, they rubbed me the wrong way. They felt like the grid in Cream- painful. I pulled out and added more lube in the sleeve and on my penis. Damn the entry is a nice feel, but those tentacles- ouch. Anyway, back to the pumping- the sleeve is one big milker. It is tight and because of this tightness, I really couldn't feel the textures of the other chambers for anything that would be considered prolonged pleasure. Basically, once I got past the chamber of tentacles, I felt nothing but pain and an urge to just pull out. My urethra just got a working. I might as well have hooked myself to a cow milking machine, because that is what it felt like with my thrusting. I ended up just pulling out and pushing back in a few times, because that was the only pleasurable sensation. I finally popped, not out of arousal, but just from milking (and me wanting to end this experiment). I would have gotten the same results if I had death gripped my penis in as furious wanking session.

Conclusion:
Like Torrid, I just did not give this sleeve a third chance. It is just painfully tight and just hurt my urethra. If you are a girthy fellow or have a big curve to your banana penis, I suspect that you won't like this sleeve. Another dead storage sleeve.

Score 2.44 Overall Satisfaction 1.75
Intensity 2.65
Stimulation 2.65
Penetration 2.7
Tightness 2.65
Suction Effect 2.65
Realism 2.65
Variation 2.8
Smoothness 2.7
Orgasm Rating 2.65
Noise 2.7
Lube Use 2.65
Cleanup 2.65
Dry Time 2.85

Karma Review

December 28th, 2023 (Karma Texture)

I got this in my COVID panic purchase spree. I can say, the butt cheeks are quite nice, but that is really all I can say. As usual, I picked a good scene for visual cues for my flight, I lubed up, set the cap at half a turn, set the sleeve for doggy entry and went to it and: entry was nice. Not an OMG moment, but a nice slide in. The first chamber of ridges did pull my foreskin back, but the chamber was short, so there was not any sustained arousal. I did like the expanded chamber for a pressure release on my head as this chamber had pleasure nubs, which weren't that pleasurable. I got pleasure from the change in sleeve diameter. Ahh, the next chamber of ridges- nice, but too short, Now the chamber is tighter and I really needed to add more lube. Okay back to the boring pleasure nubs and now the chamber is even tighter. This is not comfortable and I need a lot more lube. Now a constriction before another set of ridges- need to add more lube. Sigh. The different chambers were too short for sustained pleasure for me and I felt I should have bought a 50 gallon drum of lube. All my flights were the same. I ended up short stroking to the midway point for my orgasms, which were better than manual labor, but not worth the clean-up hassle as I have much more pleasurable sleeves.

Conclusion:
Good look, bad feel. As I have said in my other reviews, I like consistency, pressure relief, ridges, and nubs. This sleeves has them, but the chambers are too short and overall too tight for me. Not to mention the copious amount of lube I had to use. I made a Jackson Pollock lube painting because there was so much lube collateral damage. Another loss and a dead storage sleeve for me.

Score 2.69 Overall Satisfaction 2.75
Intensity 0.35
Stimulation 0.55
Penetration 0.8
Tightness 1.7
Suction Effect 1.95
Realism 0.65
Variation 0.85
Smoothness 2.6
Orgasm Rating 0.4
Noise 2.85
Lube Use 2.75
Cleanup 2.7
Dry Time 2.6

Tight Chicks Review

December 24th, 2023 (Tight Chicks Texture)

There were not any reviews when I got it, so I purchased this sleeve purely by the looks of the texture. First off, to each their own, but this sleeve did nothing for me. Secondly, it lives up to its name. It is tight. Uncomfortable tight for me. I used the normal amount of lube for entry and it was like meeting a wall, so I just glopped the lube on my penis and took off the Fleshllight cap. This allowed for an easier entry, but my entry in the chamber(s) just plain hurt. I didn't feel the textures. I tried rotating the sleeve to move the nubs and ridges to different points on my head and shaft- nothing. No matter how slow my pace was, I just plowed through the texture like it was a snowbank. I didn't not feel the bends either. I really hammered through the chamber. As I said it was just too tight for me; it was like a deathtrap on my penis. It hurt my urethra from base to head. I felt no pleasure and my erection would wane. I took to breaking out Fantastica so I could get aroused and then pop back into Tight Chicks. I ultimately popped in Tight Cheeks just so my Fantastica clean-up would be easier (repeat three times- same everything).

Conclusion:
No pleasure was had for me in any configuration, sexual position, or thrusting speed for this sleeve. I don't feel any pleasure in this long chambered sleeve, it is too tight for me to sustain any arousal, and I'd had to keep using my favorite Fleshlight sleeves to stay aroused to keep testing the Tight Chicks sleeve. Your mileage my vary.

Score 1.51 Overall Satisfaction 0.45
Intensity 0.8
Stimulation 0.9
Penetration 0.85
Tightness 1.9
Suction Effect 1.75
Realism 1.7
Variation 1.7
Smoothness 1.85
Orgasm Rating 0.7
Noise 2.6
Lube Use 2.65
Cleanup 2.7
Dry Time 2.6

Crush Review

December 22nd, 2023 (Crush Texture)

I got this sleeve in a COVID panic huge buying spree when some of my preferred choices were unavailable, so I did not put any research time into it. This sleeve looked like it might work for, as I don't like tight (and it looks wide open), I do like consistency/longer chambers, and I like bumps and ridges. I set up for a orgy with 3 sleeves. Well, I lubed up, tightened the cap a quarter closed, and rigged the sleeve for missionary. Upon entrance, I just plowed through the opening. Maybe I was too hard (I had a serious diamond cutter erection) from the Tier 1 sleeves in my orgy, but this was a tad tight for me. I could feel the train rail-like ridge of the long first chamber, but it acted more as a guidance rail than for arousal for me. The bumps following the train rails, tickled my head, but did nothing for my shaft. But, oh that middle chamber, it re-aroused my head. Unfortunately, my shaft really didn't get much enjoyment from it as it was tight for me. My severe banana penis really begins its sharp bend at about the middle chamber part and as a result it was uncomfortable for my shaft. The following ridges and swirls from the next two chambers did work magic on my head, but the middle chamber was just too annoying to my shaft. When I came, it was uncomfortable, because my base and head felt good, but my middle hurt, so it felt like a clog point.

Conclusion:
Your mileage may vary. I think if you have a banana penis, you will not enjoy this sleeve (well, depending on where you curve). If you got a burrito penis (and congratulations), you probably will like it. I tried different sex positions, but nothing I did could overcome the middle chamber choke point issue for me, unless I short stroked it and took my head only to the middle chamber. Not worth the effort for me as I have many other more enjoyable sleeves.

Score 1.66 Overall Satisfaction 0.55
Intensity 0.85
Stimulation 0.8
Penetration 1.95
Tightness 1.8
Suction Effect 1.9
Realism 1.8
Variation 1.9
Smoothness 1.95
Orgasm Rating 1.35
Noise 2.55
Lube Use 2.7
Cleanup 2.75
Dry Time 2.65

Ethereal Review

December 21st, 2023 (Ethereal Texture)

With my banana penis, those bends in the sleeve intrigued me and those lips said "buy me, buy me", so I did. I lubed up, tightened the cap about half a turn, dialed Ione of my favorite Latina scenes, and set her for missionary and went at it. The initial entry was not tight, which I like. The first bend at the 1.5 inch mark was not really stimulating to me. The drop bend at the 3 inch mark was equally uneventful for my penis head. By the time I got to the middle chamber, I needed more lube (this texture required a lot of lube over the duration of my flights). As I pushed past the middle, the curve in my banana penis shaft should have been experiencing some sensations from the first two bends, but I really didn't get any wow factor. By the time I got to the last two sections, I was stimulated, but not so much so that I worried I was going to pop. I slowed the speed of my thrusting- no real change. I rotated the sleeve to see if a change in orientation of the bends would stimulate me more- nothing. I think the bends were just too soft, because I just plowed through them. My orgasms were marginally better than manual labor.

Conclusion:
Overall, this sleeve was a dud for me. The bends which I thought/hoped would be so stimulating, were just too soft. Perhaps I was just too hard when I did my flights, but I really think this sleeve was just too soft. I really like those lips, but it is a shame, because I have another dead storage sleeve for me.

Score 1.89 Overall Satisfaction 1.55
Intensity 4.9
Stimulation 4.8
Penetration 4.85
Tightness 4.9
Suction Effect 4.95
Realism 3.7
Variation 3.65
Smoothness 3.8
Orgasm Rating 4.85
Noise 2.85
Lube Use 2.7
Cleanup 2.9
Dry Time 2.85

Beyond Review

December 20th, 2023 (Beyond Texture)

Call off the dogs, the hunt is over. This sleeve is incredible. I read the reviews and they all said she was tight and full of sensations. I've had unfortunate experiences with other Fleshlights with similar reviews but she was half price, so I gave her a chance, and I'm glad I did. I started with the cap only a quarter tight, I added half lube and half spit to the sleeve and then I really lubed to my penis (way more than I normally do). I entered into Beyond's beckoning lips and they seemed to grab my penis head and pull me in. Yes, she was tight, but not ouch it hurts tight like Mia. It was more like I want your penis now. I really didn't notice the first chamber, because the sensation of being pulled in was so overpowering. The second chamber of bumps was tight, but I could definitely feel the texture and had to go slow because my arousal was increasing. This chamber really massaged my shaft. When I hit those ridges on the third chamber, I really got excited as they pulled my foreskin back and then massaged my shaft as I went deeper. When I pushed through and started to enter the fourth chamber and hit those rods, I had literally said oh my God and I had to stop. The pleasure I got from those ridges made me moan. I just stayed unmoving, because I was afraid that no matter what direction I went, I would pop because my arousal was so heightened. I caught my breath and slowly entered the last chamber of large beads. This chamber also gets noticeably smaller, so there was added pressure on my head as my shaft got massaged by the ridges in the previous chamber. I really don't know how I did not pop right away. I would thrust a few times and then pull out to gather my breath and slow down my arousal. This sleeve just hits all my pleasure buttons. When I finally begged myself to cum (not that was an interesting internal conversation) the orgasm was incredible. The sensation was so overpowering, I just could thrust anymore when I came and my shaft just kept pulsating and pumping semen into the sleeve. This happens every time I use this sleeve (and I use this sleeve a lot).

Conclusion:
This sleeve is in my Tier 1 rotation. To train myself to not pop so early, I have a couple of go-to JOI countdown videos I use to distract me from the pleasure. When I really want to torture myself with an unbelievable orgasm, I use a real-time on-line girl for JOI countdown. The sleeve does not feel realistic, but the moans of pleasure I had, made this feel like the real thing. This sleeve and the orgasms from it are just plain exhausting

Score 4.04 Overall Satisfaction 4.85
Intensity 0.95
Stimulation 1
Penetration 1.8
Tightness 2.9
Suction Effect 2.55
Realism 1.7
Variation 2.6
Smoothness 2.65
Orgasm Rating 1.75
Noise 2.45
Lube Use 2.55
Cleanup 2.65
Dry Time 2.65

Enchanted Review

December 19th, 2023 (Enchanted Texture)

I got this with Ethereal. The ridges looked interesting to me and as there were not many reviews of it (and still aren't), I took a chance, Unfortunately, I rolled snake eyes. Entry was surprisingly not that tight for an anal sleeve. The first chamber was not unpleasant, it just was uneventful. The next chamber looked to be the best one for me, but I really did not get much arousal from it. I like ridges, but the chamber was too short too illicit sustained pleasure. The middle chamber felt like a tighter version of the first chamber, but was likewise uneventful. The fourth chambers was actually quite pleasurable. The large ridges really worked my head and massaged my shaft. The last chamber seemed like the first chamber and again was uneventful. This sleeve was really painful. This sleeve was not really pleasurable. This sleeve was just meh When I popped, it was better than manual labor (no matter how many times I took flight), but it was not oh my God worthy.

Conclusion:
The Enchanted was a relatively uneventful sleeve for me. I did not get sustained heightened arousal. My orgasms were nice, but not even Tier 2 good. Sigh, this is another sleeve destined for storage.

Score 2.11 Overall Satisfaction 1.4
Intensity 2.65
Stimulation 2.6
Penetration 2.75
Tightness 3.55
Suction Effect 2.45
Realism 1.8
Variation 2.4
Smoothness 2.45
Orgasm Rating 2.65
Noise 2.4
Lube Use 2.55
Cleanup 2.6
Dry Time 2.65

Vivacious Review

December 14th, 2023 (Vivacious Texture)

Consistency and backwards nubs, oh what a look. I read the reviews on this one and bought it with anticipation. Entry was tight, but strangely not uncomfortably so. As I penetrated deeper, the pressure on my head actually lessened past the midway point. The nubs massaged my shaft. On the backstroke, the backwards nubs pleasantly tingled my head. I found that I enjoyed pulling out completely and popping back in. So, going doggy style was better for this, as I really could get some speed to my thrusting action. I found I could edge quite nicely. My orgasms were not toe curling, but they were memorable enough to put this sleeve in my Tier 2 favorites.

Conclusion:
Not a bad sleeve at all. The backwards nubs don't so much grab your penis head on the backstroke, as tingle it (I would have preferred the grabbing. This probably would have elevated my rating to a Tier 1 sleeve). I like texture consistency and this has it. My orgasms were darn good, just not Dragon or Fantastica good. She's a keeper, but not in my all-time favorite rotations. More as a change of pace, so to Tier 2 usage it went.

Score 2.60 Overall Satisfaction 2.85
Intensity 0.4
Stimulation 0.55
Penetration 0.55
Tightness 1.5
Suction Effect 1.7
Realism 1.7
Variation 1.55
Smoothness 1.7
Orgasm Rating 0.65
Noise 2.5
Lube Use 2.55
Cleanup 2.55
Dry Time 2.75

Exotica Review

December 14th, 2023 (Exotica Texture)

The symmetry of this sleeve intrigued me, as the front half of the sleeve is repeated after a middle separator section. I tend to like consistency, so this seemed logical. Well, it just didn't do it for me. The entry was nice, but the swirls compete against each other. There are two swirls going east and then two swirls going west. I felt them and the middle chamber, but I did not get sustained pleasure because the chambers were too short. Anyway, after the swirls, you get to the intermission-middle chamber made up of some nubs and ribs. Meh. The ridges massaged my shaft, but the nubs really did not excite me. As the third chamber was a mirror of the first, I just got bored, so I actually added suction. While almost any Fleshlight orgasm is better than the hand, one of the metrics I use for rating a sleeve is, is it worth the clean-up. Nope for Exotica.

Conclusion:
Overall, this was not a very exciting sleeve mainly because the beginning and ending chambers were not long enough to get me a sustained arousal. Perhaps, if the entire first half of the sleeve was the east swirl sleeve with a slowly narrowing chamber, then the middle chamber for a breather, and then the last half would be the west swirls also slowly narrowing, I would have liked it better. Regardless, this sleeve is another dead storage sleeve.

Score 1.51 Overall Satisfaction 0.55
Intensity 0.65
Stimulation 1.45
Penetration 0.3
Tightness 1.4
Suction Effect 2.3
Realism 1.45
Variation 1.5
Smoothness 1.75
Orgasm Rating 0.75
Noise 2.4
Lube Use 2.4
Cleanup 2.65
Dry Time 2.4

Squirt Review

December 14th, 2023 (Squirt Texture)

I got this sleeve in a massive haul with other ones for the COVID lockdown, so I did not put a lot of research into it beforehand as I was panic buying. This was my mistake, as this sleeve really was quite uneventful. I did my usual preparation and started my flight(s). The first chamber was barely noticeable. The second chamber of bumps (I like bumps)- well, it was too short a chamber to really get me sustainably aroused. The biggest chamber in the middle, I call the chamber of nickels. This was quite pleasurable and massaged my penis head as I stroked in and out. The nickels did nothing for my shaft. The At first I thought I put too much lube, but once my thrusting used up the lube, I realized that the sleeve chambers were just soft and varying the speed of my thrust really did not help me in feeling the non-nickel chambers. I ultimately gave up on this sleeve and just used the sleeve and an extension of my hand to just massage my head at the pleasure nickel chamber. Eventually this got tedious, so I just brought out one of my Tier 1 sleeves to finish myself off.

Conclusion:
This sleeve is just too soft or uneventful or just plain boring. While I like the middle chamber of nickels, that's all the pleasure I really got. I resorted to lying on my back and just using the fleshlight as an extension of my hand by just short stroking so I stayed in the middle. This really did not get me sustainably aroused. It did feel good, but it was a lot of work to just concentrate on this area. Repeated flights got the same results. I relegated this sleeve to my growing collection of dead storage ones.

Score 1.59 Overall Satisfaction 0.85
Intensity 2.65
Stimulation 2.65
Penetration 3.4
Tightness 2.55
Suction Effect 2.55
Realism 2.65
Variation 2.6
Smoothness 1.45
Orgasm Rating 2.65
Noise 2.65
Lube Use 2.55
Cleanup 2.7
Dry Time 2.65

Peaches Review

December 6th, 2023 (Peaches Texture)

That butt-damn. Another grand slam from Fleshlight. The "meatiness" rivals Fantastica. That's were the similarities end. The entrance was nice. Not overly tight. The first chamber was quite arousing; those overlayed layers really massage your head and shaft. The next chamber is a series of dimples. These I did not like right off. They seemed to grind on me much like the grid of the Cream texture. I loosened the cap and added lube, this didn't help, but I pushed through to the last chambers which which look like a bunch of pinkies. Oh man did I like sliding on them. Great massage, but on the back stroke on the way out, those darn dimples hurt. There was no avoiding the dimples. They were right in the middle for me. I tried about 5 flights because I like the butt view so much, but I had to just had to give up on this sleeve. I really could not get past the dimples. Much like Cream, I really could not take the pain past 10-15 minutes, so I popped. My orgasms were good, but not I gotta keep using this good.

Conclusion:
I so loved the butt mold look of Peaches. Everything was working for me. The darn dimples in the middle of the sleeve were just too painful for me, so I relegated this to dead storage.

Score 2.60 Overall Satisfaction 2.65
Intensity 2.65
Stimulation 2.5
Penetration 3.3
Tightness 2.6
Suction Effect 2.4
Realism 2.55
Variation 2.65
Smoothness 2.55
Orgasm Rating 2.65
Noise 2.6
Lube Use 2.6
Cleanup 2.6
Dry Time 2.6

Cream Review

December 5th, 2023 (Cream Texture)

I was at my favorite Fleshlight supply store there to purchase a different sleeve, but they were out of it. While looking around, I noticed the Cream and Holy moly, those lips beckoned me and the color was delicious looking. Man, are those lips jaw dropping beautiful. I took her home, took my time choosing an Autumn movie, lubed up, and set the up Cream up for a missionary flight. Ouch- tight. I loosened the cap almost completely- this helped. I added more spit, this helped more. The entry into the first chamber and then those pleasure bumps were exquisite, but ouch- the tightness was distracting. When I reached the grid at the next to the last chamber- oh boy did I like the grid... until I didn't. The grid was wonderful at first. This constant rubbing of the foreskin was a new sensation for me, but after a while the tightness of the chamber and being so rock hard (I really like Autumn Falls and I sure picked the right scene), it made me feel like I was on sandpaper on that grid. At first I could actually hit the ridges after the sandpaper grid chamber and they were quite pleasurable as they pulled my foreskin back and forth. But, the tightness of the sleeve and the pain of the grid made my erection wane, which meant I could not reach those ridges anymore and just grate on the sandpaper grid. I wold have preferred the ridges before the grid, then I could have short stroked it to avoid the grid. As, this grid hurt, I found that this sleeve is not good for edging sessions. My orgasms were better than my hand, but not nearly as good as my Tier 1/Top 10 sleeves.

Conclusion:
This is in my Tier 2 rotation. I just absolutely love the aesthetics of it. Fleshlight really did a good job on that. I think I could have lived with the tightness, but the killer for me was the grid. It hurt, so much so, that this is only good for 10-ish min sessions (about the length of one of Autumn's short scenes-go figure). I'll keep the sleeve and look for a hack or think of something to mitigate the sandpaper feel.

Score 2.64 Overall Satisfaction 2.7
Intensity 0.75
Stimulation 0.75
Penetration 2.65
Tightness 2.75
Suction Effect 2.7
Realism 1.45
Variation 1.6
Smoothness 1.7
Orgasm Rating 0.65
Noise 2.25
Lube Use 2.4
Cleanup 2.6
Dry Time 2.7

Cupcake Review

December 5th, 2023 (Cupcake Texture)

I got this as the same time as I got the Creampuff texture. I should have waited until I had tried out Creampuff first. My review for Cupcake will be much like Creampuff. It was too uncomfortably tight for me. Although, I did get darn good arousal from the second chamber made up of bumps and it was long, which I like. The other chambers did a decent job of massaging my shaft, but I just couldn't get any extended pleasure because the tightness kept distracting me. For me, I found what worked best was using this as a quickie, which isn't worth it to me (what with all the clean up, etc.), because my orgasm was rather average.

Conclusion:
If you like Creampuff, you will like Cupcake. If you didn't like Creampuff, you probably won't like Cupcake. I fall into the latter category. If it was looser, I would have kept this in my tier two rotations.

Score 1.81 Overall Satisfaction 0.45
1
Intensity 0.65
Stimulation 0.75
Penetration 0.55
Tightness 0.6
Suction Effect 1.6
Realism 1.8
Variation 1.55
Smoothness 1.7
Orgasm Rating 0.55
Noise 2.4
Lube Use 2.5
Cleanup 2.55
Dry Time 2.65

Creampuff Review

December 5th, 2023 (Creampuff Texture)

Kenzie is such a spinner. I so wanted this sleeve. The texture looked consistent, which I like. The unknown was the design and to some extent tightness. For me, chamber circumference and girth aren't necessarily related; where is it tight, are there pressure release areas? This sleeve looked quite different than others out there, so I took a flyer on it. Upon entry, it was tight, so I loosened the cap. Still too tight, so I removed the cap and added more lube- less tight, but I just wasn't getting any wow pleasure moments. I started at missionary, so I tried doggy and then cowgirl- it just wasn't working for me. I settled on doggy style. I could not edge, because I just did not get heightened arousal. My orgasm was painful. It was like having too tight a cock ring.

Conclusion:
I really wanted, tried, and hoped to make this sleeve work for me, but it just didn't. It didn't because it was too tight and the texture was not stimulating for me (a bad combination). At least for my dogged efforts, I watched a lot of Kenzie movies, which was a plus. Unfortunately, this sleeve is not in my rotation at all.

Score 1.46 Overall Satisfaction 0.55
Intensity 0.55
Stimulation 0.65
Penetration 0.45
Tightness 0.75
Suction Effect 1.6
Realism 0.55
Variation 2.65
Smoothness 2.4
Orgasm Rating 0.55
Noise 2.5
Lube Use 2.65
Cleanup 2.7
Dry Time 2.6

Destroya Review

December 3rd, 2023 (Destroya Texture)

With all the hype and reviews regarding the Destroya, I had to try it. Well, I hate to say that I was very disappointed. The first chamber was too short to really feel anything, The second chamber of a circle of nubs did nothing for me. I felt them, but they did not titillate me. Okay, the big cage-like chamber that is supposed to grab your penis and illicit all sort of pleasure was just plain annoying to me. It was ruining what arousal I did have. I kept adding lube to make it less annoying. The last chamber of ridges was mildly exciting (probably only mildly because most of the sleeve did not do much for me, so the ridges had too much to recover from). My orgasm was quite ordinary. By the third try I had enough and just cleaned it and put it in long term storage.

Conclusion:
For me the Destroya only destroyed my concentration towards orgasm. It wasn't painful. It just wasn't exciting. The large cage that is suppose to grab your penis and shaft, just threw off my timing. After three tries, I figured I just didn't like these chambers or at least in these combinations. Into dead storage it went.

Score 1.50 Overall Satisfaction 0.45
Intensity 2.5
Stimulation 2.65
Penetration 3.45
Tightness 3.3
Suction Effect 3.6
Realism 1.55
Variation 1.45
Smoothness 2.4
Orgasm Rating 2.5
Noise 2.5
Lube Use 2.6
Cleanup 2.6
Dry Time 2.5

Boss Level Review

December 2nd, 2023 (Boss Level Texture)

Ahh, the allure of those butt cheeks. I'm a butt man, so I got this sleeve. The visual aspect did not disappoint at all. I got aroused just looking at it. The initial entry was exquisite. I gave an audible moan right off. I started with the cap half on, but I kept backing it off until I took off the cap. The chamber has a bit of a curve and the overlay leaf-like nods were almost imperceptible for me. The chamber was just too tight for me and I don't like too tight (I've got a big curve to my penis, and I think a tight chamber forces it straight). That initial pop that I liked, ended up hurting in the long run, unfortunately. Oh, it didn't stop me, because I really wanted to like/keep this sleeve in my rotation just from the visual cues alone, but ultimately I tapped out and popped. My orgasm was tough to qualify, because it was a combination of relief from the constriction and pleasure.

Conclusion:
While the visual aspect of the Boss Level is extremely appealing, the one long chamber is just too tight for me. I felt pain along my shaft, particularly closer to the base. It is a shame, but I don't plant to have this sleeve in my rotation.

Score 2.59 Overall Satisfaction 2.65
Intensity 2.45
Stimulation 2.3
Penetration 3.5
Tightness 2.45
Suction Effect 2.6
Realism 2.25
Variation 2.4
Smoothness 2.55
Orgasm Rating 1.55
Noise 2.35
Lube Use 2.55
Cleanup 2.5
Dry Time 2.55

Utopia Review

December 2nd, 2023 (Utopia Texture)

I was intrigued by the almost backward tentacles of the second chamber, so I got this. I always start out with minimal lube until I get a feel for the character of a sleeve and surprisingly, I really did not need to continually add much more lube as I progressed. I started with the cap about halfway and ended that way. The sensations of the tentacles were not unpleasant, it is just that I barely felt them. I had to pump very slowly to get more than a passing tickle. I was hoping for more grab on the backstroke, but I really didn't notice much. The next narrowed chamber was too short for me to get much enjoyment from it. The longest chamber had gradual narrowing which I did enjoy; it gets tighter towards the end of the sleeve. The pressure put on my head as I reached the end was not too intense. My orgasm was good, but I have other sleeves not in my top 10 that I enjoy more.

Conclusion:
I just didn't feel the textures that much. I tried varying my speed, rotating the sleeve, changing my position, but it really did not matter. Overall, the sensations were about average for me and my orgasm was good, but it wasn't "I've got to always use this sleeve good". I just don't see me really thinking I have to keep using this sleeve in my rotation. It has been cleaned and mothballed.

Score 2.47 Overall Satisfaction 2.55
Intensity 5
Stimulation 4.95
Penetration 4.9
Tightness 4.75
Suction Effect 4.75
Realism 2.85
Variation 2.8
Smoothness 2.7
Orgasm Rating 4.9
Noise 2.55
Lube Use 2.7
Cleanup 2.7
Dry Time 2.85

Fantastica Review

December 1st, 2023 (Fantastica Texture)

I love ridges, so I got this as it looked much like the Dragon. I was not wrong. First thing, the butt cheeks were definitely more protruding than any other butt sleeve (and that's a plus for me). It was exciting to see my penis part those cheeks. It really adds to the experience. I started with minimal lube and the cap half tight. The pop upon entry wasn't that great but then it is not tight, which I like. The spacing of the chambers to allow relief from the ridges was wonderful. Just as you stroke in and are feeling aroused, you get a break, push in deeper and now your frenulum and shaft get pulled back and massaged. Oh what a feeling. I was louder than the sleeve, because of my pleasure from the thrusting. The ridges were less intense than Dragon, but the chamber size variation made for a pulsating experience that I did not feel in Dragon. This is a great sleeve for edging (for me anyway). I used this sleeve doggy style so I could really thrust. As with the Dragon, my orgasm was draining.

Conclusion:
If you like ridges, then this sleeve should be on your list. If you don't like tightness then this sleeve is for you too. This was a good purchase. Just the visual of the butt cheeks alone gets me started.

Score 3.80 Overall Satisfaction 4.75
Intensity 0.15
Stimulation 0.15
Penetration 0.3
Tightness 1.75
Suction Effect 1.75
Realism 0.2
Variation 0.3
Smoothness 0.2
Orgasm Rating 0.2
Noise 2.7
Lube Use 2.75
Cleanup 2.75
Dry Time 2.75

Torrid Review

November 30th, 2023 (Torrid Texture)

I got this texture based on the lips. My goodness do they look wonderful. Unfortunately, that's all that worked for me. Every chamber in this sleeve was painful for me. I tried rotating the case, less suction, more lube- it just plain hurt me, so I stopped. The nubs are just too small and hard for me and I could not get any sustained arousal. I gave up after a while. It is the only Fleshlight I did not give three chances too. I gave up after two flights. I treated myself to one of my top tens to finish off.

Conclusion:
Pain and no gain for me. I could not tolerate the small nubs in particular. I did learn that I did not like small nubs and really missed having ridges.

Score 1.16 Overall Satisfaction 0.25
Intensity 2.55
Stimulation 2.55
Penetration 2.3
Tightness 2.4
Suction Effect 2.3
Realism 1.7
Variation 2.6
Smoothness 2.6
Orgasm Rating 1.3
Noise 2.25
Lube Use 2.6
Cleanup 2.6
Dry Time 2.55

Euphoria Riley Review

November 30th, 2023 (Euphoria Riley Texture)

I got Euphoria because it looked like the kissing cousin to Fantastica (one of my top ten sleeves). The main ridges were exciting as in moved in and out. The ridges of the squares were barely perceptible. Unfortunately, the nubs within the squares were too noticeable, too many, and too off-putting (they seemed to throw off my rhythm). This sleeve ate lube, so I had to keep adding more and I had the cap at about 1/4 turned. My orgasm was better than some other sleeves, but no where near what I experienced from Fantastica.

Conclusion:
It just failed for me. The nubs were more annoying than enticing to me. I much rather have had the squares with no nubs in the middle and the borders of the squares more pronounced.

Score 2.27 Overall Satisfaction 1.5
Intensity 1.9
Stimulation 1.95
Penetration 3.75
Tightness 2.85
Suction Effect 2.75
Realism 2.85
Variation 2.7
Smoothness 2.7
Orgasm Rating 1.8
Noise 2.7
Lube Use 2.75
Cleanup 2.85
Dry Time 2.85

Spice Review

November 30th, 2023 (Spice Texture)

This looked so promising with the first chamber and then pressure relief in the third chamber, so I sprung for it on a 20% off sale. The entry was wonderful with and excellent pop sensation and then arousal from the first chamber of ridges. Unfortunately the other chambers were underwhelming for me. I just slid in and out with not much arousal from them. I then just tried to get increase my sensitivity by staying in the first chamber, but this really wasn't workable. I tried rotating the case, still not much better. I must have used half a bottle of lube and I had the cap at about 1/2 turn. I resorted to using Punk to get me really aroused and then went back to Spice. My orgasm was not like any of my go to sleeves. Overall, it just was not worth it for me.

Conclusion:
Looks appealing, but in reality the Spice lacked enough ridges to keep me interested.

Score 2.56 Overall Satisfaction 1.45
Intensity 5
Stimulation 4.9
Penetration 3.85
Tightness 2.85
Suction Effect 2.85
Realism 4.75
Variation 2.8
Smoothness 4.95
Orgasm Rating 4.95
Noise 2.9
Lube Use 2.95
Cleanup 2.85
Dry Time 2.95

Dragon Review

November 29th, 2023 (Dragon Texture)

I love the ridges with the knobs and the way Fleshlight arranged these ridges is perfect for me, several minor ridges and then a major one every few. The ridges pulls my foreskin back and forth with the stroking and massages my shaft. It is just tantalizing. I usually start with the cap half closed and then I loosen it to quarter closed when I get more aroused, as I really don't need the suction. I have to slow my speed down so I don't pop early (it is a good stamina trainer for me). I prefer missionary for the Dragon as the angle of the ridges can change depending on the pitch of my fleshlight holder. This really heightens my arousal. I've gone for an hour until just entering the lips is pure torture. The orgasm is shuddering. I need 8 hours sleep and a bowl of Wheaties afterwards.

Conclusion:
The Dragon is in my top 10 all time favorite textures. It is my stamina trainer. The orgasms are toe curling and exhausting.

Score 3.82 Overall Satisfaction 4.95
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