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Chef1228

User since May 2019

Birthday: 30 Years Old

Location: California

Penis Length: 19.05cm
Girth: 15.24cm

About Me

What's up guys I have been using fleshlights before they even had flgs. Now I have a pretty good size collection and it is ever growing. If you have a question about fls in general or any textures known go ahead and shoot me a message.

Reviews Introduction

I am cut with 7.5 in length and about 6 in girth. I typically test my fleshlights cold at first then warm them after the break in period has ended.

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Found 34 reviews in total

Intensity 2.8
Stimulation 2.95
Penetration 3.55
Tightness 3.05
Suction Effect 4.15
Realism 3.1
Variation 3.15
Smoothness 3.7
Orgasm Rating 4.15
Noise 3.35
Lube Use 3.55
Cleanup 3.7
Dry Time 3

STU Review

December 12th, 2019 (STU Texture)

Everyone runs to this sleeve because they feel it will make them last longer in bed. Well this in theory is true but its also true with every fleshlight.

I have this fl and I use it mainly for its intention of edging I also use more intense sleeves for the same thing. Where this has an advantage is this is the same texture all the way through. This is nice because the whole thing feels the same and makes it easy to know what coming. It is a.nice sleeve amd is great for a first purchase if you feel the flg line is to overwhelming to pick from.

Conclusion:
Although this is a pretty stellar sleeve the alien is basically the same sleeve with the lotus node and twisted front. The stuff is nice but is second to the alien

Score 3.46 Overall Satisfaction 4.25
Intensity 2.95
Stimulation 3.8
Penetration 4.75
Tightness 4.45
Suction Effect 4.85
Realism 3.3
Variation 2.8
Smoothness 4.05
Orgasm Rating 4.15
Noise 2.8
Lube Use 3.1
Cleanup 3.4
Dry Time 4.2

Mini-Forbidden (SIAC) Review

December 12th, 2019 (Mini-Forbidden (SIAC) Texture)

I thought I gave my full review on my siac collection but I guess I left this one undone.

As I mentioned before the siac are tight for me and I can pick through and hit the cap if i dont take it off. Honestly this and the quick shots can be quite uncomfortable if you dont like them really tight.

Conclusion:
Pretty cool I'd your looking for something a tad different. By now I think they are discontinued unless it's the fj line I could be mistaken tho.

Score 3.78 Overall Satisfaction 4.3
Intensity 3.1
Stimulation 3.4
Penetration 4.9
Tightness 3.5
Suction Effect 0
Realism 2.05
Variation 1.55
Smoothness 3.35
Orgasm Rating 2.65
Noise 2.5
Lube Use 3.7
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 4.75

Pulse Review

December 12th, 2019 (Pulse Texture)

Being content with my vantage I decided to.buy this one because it reminded me of multiple lotus nodes. It's quite nice for a quick session and honestly I like the vantage just a tad more. Dont get me wrong this is nice if your looking for a cheap easy toy.

Conclusion:
Overall it's cheap and nice easy cleanup and the size aidding to the ease of hiding

Score 3.37 Overall Satisfaction 3.3
Intensity 3.4
Stimulation 3.65
Penetration 3.95
Tightness 3.45
Suction Effect 4
Realism 2.65
Variation 3.3
Smoothness 3.4
Orgasm Rating 4.45
Noise 3.65
Lube Use 3.15
Cleanup 3.8
Dry Time 2.95

Thrust Review

December 9th, 2019 (Thrust Texture)

At first I wasnt tonhotnfornthe design of this sleeve. I thought the outer ring part would easily tear off or something. But being at a slightly lower price point it was worth a shot.

The trhust was described as the sloppy blowjob experience by people. So I thought I hey what's better than a bj? A sloppy one. I was not let down with this texture. At first it the oriface on this was odd I never really felt like I was fucking a actual toy until this sleeve. But the texture itself it's pretty nice. Its intense and when I do penetrate i can feel my tip dipping and popping through the various small little chambers.

Conclusion:
This sleeve might not look like other fleshlights but it does put in work. If your looking for a good first time fl and cant decide on one of the girls this is a good idea

Score 3.58 Overall Satisfaction 4.25
Intensity 3.15
Stimulation 2.85
Penetration 4.75
Tightness 3.95
Suction Effect 0
Realism 2.75
Variation 2.3
Smoothness 4
Orgasm Rating 2.95
Noise 4.15
Lube Use 3.75
Cleanup 4.7
Dry Time 4.8

Vantage Review

December 9th, 2019 (Vantage Texture)

When they first dropped the quick shot I thought why woidl.anyone want that? Well after a few days of thinking then having to rub one out on my lunch at work I decided maybe a compact fl is an idea.

So I picked this up at the local shop and brought it hope and was quite surprised....its small like will my sick fit small? At first it was tight and kinda unpleasant but I added some lube and it was not so bad. The texture itself it's to intense but it is better than just the hand. The idea of seeing myself is cooler than I thought but not something I would buy just because.

Lube use was ok but I had to use more than i thought. The cleanup was nice and easy and so was drying.

Conclusion:
I keep it in my locker at work for emergencies but honestly doesnt get much home use.

Score 3.67 Overall Satisfaction 3.65
Intensity 2.2
Stimulation 2.45
Penetration 5
Tightness 4.7
Suction Effect 0.25
Realism 1.35
Variation 1.4
Smoothness 3.75
Orgasm Rating 2.65
Noise 3.35
Lube Use 2.85
Cleanup 4.25
Dry Time 3.65

Blue Ice Review

December 9th, 2019 (Blue Ice Texture)

I got.a skin as a free gift and honestly it's a product I wouldn't normaly buy. But for free I figured why not let's give it a shot.

The overall idea of the skin is cool if you have nothing else or are on a budget. It's a good addition to a normal fleshlight free masturbatory session but I dont really like it because I feel it will not help with dgs of you have that.

Conclusion:
Overall cool idea but not worth it in my opinion. I personally would save and go at least to the flight or go

Score 2.89 Overall Satisfaction 2.6
Intensity 5
Stimulation 5
Penetration 3.3
Tightness 3.3
Suction Effect 3.15
Realism 2.95
Variation 4.25
Smoothness 3.95
Orgasm Rating 5
Noise 3.45
Lube Use 2.8
Cleanup 2.6
Dry Time 2.25

Destroya Review

December 9th, 2019 (Destroya Texture)

Ah the famous or infamous desyroya... this is one of my oldest fleshlights own and was purchased because of everyone hyping it up.

The molding itself is nice and shows of stoyas plush labia. If you like them lippy then visually you will be pleased here.

The texture itself when I first used it left me wanting more honestly... in my head intoldnmyself all the hype for this? I shelved her for a while untoleni started to break her in. Once I did that it became a different sleeve. The main entrance and dome chamber with the small spike just teased and pleasured my tip all around. The latter parts of the sleeve are nice but drown out with the intensity of the beginning. After going long with this I can litterly feel a 4 inch section of pleasure riding me.

Conclusion:
Overall a very intense sleeve once you break it in. If your getting it and feel let down dont worry just keep lubing up and pushing through literally.

Score 3.70 Overall Satisfaction 4.8
Intensity 2.95
Stimulation 3.7
Penetration 5
Tightness 2.75
Suction Effect 2.8
Realism 3
Variation 2.65
Smoothness 3.9
Orgasm Rating 3.8
Noise 4
Lube Use 4.2
Cleanup 4.15
Dry Time 4.25

Attack-Revel Review

December 9th, 2019 (Attack-Revel Texture)

I bought this sleeve way back when before Christy took her break from the industry. I loved her scenes at the time and her mold looked exceptional. This was when ilf started doing more intense textures but tbh this reminds me alot of the bi hive or even the torrid.

The mold is quite nice and shows off miss Mack's meat flaps nicely and is a nice addition to the collection if that's your thing.

The texture itself is nice but is not as intense as the pictures show. It is a wider sleeve so it is nice for edging and that's what I mainly use it for. You and feel alot of the texture but it's mostly nubs with a few ribs.

Conclusion:
If your looking for a.non realistic edging sleeve then this one is it. Although it is nice they do have better sleeves out now.

Score 3.63 Overall Satisfaction 3.65
Intensity 4.2
Stimulation 4.2
Penetration 5
Tightness 3.45
Suction Effect 3.65
Realism 2.85
Variation 3.55
Smoothness 3.9
Orgasm Rating 4.95
Noise 3.3
Lube Use 2.6
Cleanup 3.6
Dry Time 4.05

Sinner Review

December 8th, 2019 (Sinner Texture)

I love anal sleeves so that's why I picked this one up
Plus miss sins isna fuckign babe and her scenes are quite nice.

The swirl is unlinke anything in other fls. The sleeve is pretty intense but nothing that will make you finish after a few strokes. The swirl is quite nice for massaging the whole tip. The suction isnt that intense put you can get pulled into the later chambers quite easy. It is quite nice as an anal sleeve it's not my go to for anal but it is in the tops for sure.

Conclusion:
The sinner is a nice anal sleeve that's perfect for anyone looking to dip their toe into anal texturea

Score 3.88 Overall Satisfaction 5
Intensity 4.4
Stimulation 4.65
Penetration 3.65
Tightness 2.6
Suction Effect 2.9
Realism 2.25
Variation 2.3
Smoothness 4.1
Orgasm Rating 4.95
Noise 4
Lube Use 3.95
Cleanup 3.85
Dry Time 4.3

Alien Review

December 8th, 2019 (Alien Texture)

Well this was my first freak although I wanted more this was the only one I could afford at the time. Unlike most if my other purchases I let everyone's hype sway me to pick it up....

To say this sleeve is out of this world would be a pretty accurate pun. I've always liked the idea of the STU in theory but it always looked so basic ove always passed. Then the alien was available again combined with my love of the lotus node and everyone's suggestions I ended up pulling on one.

Boy was I not let down alot of people say its loose but it's not for me its wide dont get me wrong but not loose by any means. It's quite intense and you feel a swirling pop that I cant get over. I use this and the eden as my new main edging sleeves.

Conclusion:
If your looking for something different that let you down go ahead and pick this up if you can

Score 3.78 Overall Satisfaction 5
Intensity 3.7
Stimulation 3.45
Penetration 4.75
Tightness 2.7
Suction Effect 3.8
Realism 5
Variation 2.15
Smoothness 5
Orgasm Rating 4.35
Noise 4.05
Lube Use 3.9
Cleanup 3
Dry Time 3.2

Eden Review

December 8th, 2019 (Eden Texture)

The main reason I bought this fl is because I love the lotus node. Every fl onhave owned with a node has not let me down and neither has this one.

First impressions on opening the box was WOW. Honestly I dont think I have seem a more beautiful molding idk if it is the color that adds a slight shadow or what but you can see every single detail and they pop in a way.

This is probably the most realistic sleeve I have tried. The way it is set up the fltexture itself has alot of material. While penetrating you have to move it all out of the way and it feels like you are dipping into a warm tight pussy. While it is not intense it does work well for ending and the fact it feels real it helps if you are trying to last longer. The node does not pop like I would love it to but still can be felt.

Conclusion:
The beauty of this fl combined with the realistic texture will for sure make it one of my tops to practice with.

Score 3.81 Overall Satisfaction 4.3
Intensity 5
Stimulation 5
Penetration 3
Tightness 3.95
Suction Effect 4.05
Realism 2.75
Variation 2.9
Smoothness 2.95
Orgasm Rating 4.65
Noise 4.35
Lube Use 2.95
Cleanup 3.4
Dry Time 2.6

Lvl Up Review

December 8th, 2019 (Lvl Up Texture)

So as Mia being the newest fleshlight girl and this maybe being one of the first reviews I feel as if people have large expectations.

I can honestly say this is one if the best fleshlights I have ever used. Whilst it's not the best i own it is definitely one of the top vaginal oriface based fls i have ever used.

The molding is quite beautiful petite lips are very inviting and call you. The entry is where this flashlight shines. The vortex tentacle is very textured and you can feel every nub, nib and swirl. It's very inviting and makes you want to push deeper into the fl. You can feel the kinks in the fl and they help create more suction I feel. The deeper chambers are nice but are outshined by the beginning.

Conclusion:
Part of the reason this fl will be successful is because not alot of people are very indowed and the first few inches of this fl are quite intense. Mia and ILF have done it again this is a very nice and fairly intense fl I can't wait to break her in more.

Score 3.75 Overall Satisfaction 5
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Intensity 3.65
Stimulation 2.85
Penetration 3.65
Tightness 4.75
Suction Effect 3.35
Realism 4.95
Variation 2.8
Smoothness 3.9
Orgasm Rating 4.1
Noise 3.2
Lube Use 3.3
Cleanup 4.2
Dry Time 3

Forbidden Review

May 29th, 2019 (Forbidden Texture)

The forbidden is the realistic anal texture offered by ilf. The oriface I have is jeena haze I have all her holes as she was very popular at the time. Inwas very excited for the forbidden but I'll be honest it left me wanting more.i am pretty sorry and this sleeve is very tight so you need alot of lube to make it enjoyable.it is overall very simple is design and for me I dont fee lm alot of the texture. The sleeve feels overall pretty smooth and if your looking for something that's tight and not intense this is for sure for you.

Conclusion:
I'm not saying I hate it but I'm not saying I love it. I feel the misfit is similar in design and for sure feels better for me. Its nice for long edging flights but honestly I dont even waste case space for this sleeve.

Score 3.74 Overall Satisfaction 4.6
Intensity 4.4
Stimulation 4.3
Penetration 3.5
Tightness 4.15
Suction Effect 3
Realism 2.6
Variation 3.9
Smoothness 4.1
Orgasm Rating 4.95
Noise 3.85
Lube Use 2.9
Cleanup 3.9
Dry Time 2.55

Gauntlet Review

May 29th, 2019 (Gauntlet Texture)

I Bought because it looks very similar to the primal texture. And I will admit I was not dissatisfied, I love intense sleeves and this is right up my alley. The lotus bode is amazing and I only wish it had 2 more so it could outshine my primal. I do really enjoy this sleeve. The sleeve does wel lm on lube but does need a lil more here and there.. the complexity of the sleeve makes this one harder to dry but of well.

Conclusion:
Similar to the primal but not the same. Well worth it to me I love my intense sleeves and this one is heavy on my rotation

Score 3.78 Overall Satisfaction 4.75
Intensity 3.8
Stimulation 3.7
Penetration 3
Tightness 3.3
Suction Effect 3.5
Realism 4.7
Variation 3.45
Smoothness 3.8
Orgasm Rating 3.65
Noise 3.15
Lube Use 3.3
Cleanup 2.95
Dry Time 3.15

Lotus Review

May 29th, 2019 (Lotus Texture)

At the time of this purchase ILF was pushing the new realistic sleeves soI bought the whole line.

My first impression was that this sleeve was very similar to.the mini lotus to me. It actually took a side by side flight to feel the difference just for me. At the end of the day the lotus is nice and not as intense as the mini. One of my favorite things in all the fl lines is the lotus node. This is where this sleeve shines fore me I love the way it pops around my tip. Lube use is great and I dont feel the need to keep adding more and more

Conclusion:
Totally worth the buy but very similar to the mini lotus do yourself a favor and only pick up one if your leaving towards this sleeve

Score 3.54 Overall Satisfaction 4.1
Intensity 3.95
Stimulation 3.65
Penetration 4.05
Tightness 3.65
Suction Effect 3.55
Realism 3.25
Variation 2.25
Smoothness 2.95
Orgasm Rating 3.7
Noise 2.35
Lube Use 2.95
Cleanup 2.5
Dry Time 2.55

Entice Review

May 29th, 2019 (Entice Texture)

I love Angela and I love anal sleeves so this one was a no brainer.for me.

The entrance is quite beautiful AMD is nice AMD tight. I love the nubbly part of the this sleeve in combination with the twist o feep like this just massages you to climax. The deeper you go the tighter it gets and I love love bottoming out in this one and turning the suction on full blast. The dry time for this one seems a little higher but well worth it in my opinion. I would like the sleeve to be a little.mpre intense but I still love it.

Conclusion:
Similar my twista in the wat that its simple but gets tighter as you go. This is one of my favorite sleeve and wins over my twista every time

Score 3.27 Overall Satisfaction 4.45
Intensity 3.25
Stimulation 3.4
Penetration 2.95
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 3.8
Realism 2.25
Variation 2.25
Smoothness 2.85
Orgasm Rating 3.6
Noise 2.4
Lube Use 3.4
Cleanup 2.75
Dry Time 2.75

Bookworm Review

May 29th, 2019 (Bookworm Texture)

I originally got this sleeve because it looked tight and that is one of the things I love in my sleeves.

My first impression is that this is more stimulating than I figured the kinks combined with he lil orbs seems to baggage me just right. The sleeve is the same the whole way though and makes it great for longer flights. Its one of my best sleeves on lube

Conclusion:
At first I thought this sleeve wasn't going to be as good as I expected but boy was I wrong. It's not my top sleeve but it for sure is worth the pick up.

Score 3.09 Overall Satisfaction 3.65
Intensity 2.95
Stimulation 3.3
Penetration 3.5
Tightness 3.9
Suction Effect 2.85
Realism 2.5
Variation 2.55
Smoothness 3.8
Orgasm Rating 3.55
Noise 2.85
Lube Use 3.55
Cleanup 2.65
Dry Time 2.4

Twisted Review

May 25th, 2019 (Twisted Texture)

This was my official first sleeve from the flg line and at first I wasn't expecting to much because it looked pretty basic.

Opon entrance the swirl the sleeve has is quite pronounced but I also have a sensitive tip. The beauty of this sleeve is the further you go the tighter it gets and that's my favorite feature of this sleeve for.me. it isn't the most intense but it is better than it appears. I wish it had a little more texture to it but the simplicity makes it one of my best sleeves for edging. Lube use is great with this sleeve no reapplication needed. Clean up was also easy.

Conclusion:
This sleeve is not to intense but still gets tighter as you get deeper. If you are looking for a go to edge sleeve then go ahead and buy this sleeve.

Score 3.13 Overall Satisfaction 3.4
Intensity 3.7
Stimulation 4.1
Penetration 3.4
Tightness 5
Suction Effect 3.9
Realism 2.75
Variation 4.25
Smoothness 2.45
Orgasm Rating 3.8
Noise 3.65
Lube Use 3.8
Cleanup 2.4
Dry Time 2.7

Heavenly Review

May 25th, 2019 (Heavenly Texture)

This was a free sleeve that I actually had in my list of sleeves to buy. I was excited to lube this thing up and give it a shot because I love my primal sleeve and this was similar.

For me this sleeve is great. The entrence is nice and stimulating then you get a little section of the end of the forbidden sleeve then it pops into a lotus node. With all of these combined it makes a very intense first few inches. I had to use more lube than normal because it was an anal orifice. This thing milked me at the end of the day the ability to pop the lotus node on your tip is simply amazing. Clean up was easy and so was drying but I never really had problems with any sleeves.

Conclusion:
This is one of my favorite sleeves for the intensity, is it as good as my primal no but it is close. This is one I wouldn't hesitate to buy and I am glad I got it free. If your thinking about it I wouldn't think to long just buy it you wont be dissatisfied

Score 3.58 Overall Satisfaction 4.2
Intensity 3
Stimulation 4
Penetration 2.6
Tightness 3.05
Suction Effect 3.75
Realism 2.85
Variation 2.5
Smoothness 2.5
Orgasm Rating 3.5
Noise 2.95
Lube Use 2.2
Cleanup 2.1
Dry Time 1.7

Vortex Review

May 25th, 2019 (Vortex Texture)

This was my first fleshlight ever! This was way before the flg line and at the time this was the most intense looking texture.

The varying widths of the chamber combined with the zigzag texture inside provide a flight that is pretty satisfying. I would have liked more suction out of the sleeve but I can't complain to much. Lube use was pretty good and clean up for me was a little complicated. At the time I didn't maintain my sleeve correctly overtime it actually discolored and i felt odd using it so it got thrown out. But I feel now if I had this sleeve it wouldn't be a problem at all.

Conclusion:
This sleeve was nice and I would but again but it would only for memories sake. I usually am one that would stay away from the original line for better sleeves exist

Score 2.86 Overall Satisfaction 3.35
Intensity 3.65
Stimulation 4.05
Penetration 3.4
Tightness 3.55
Suction Effect 3.8
Realism 2
Variation 0.8
Smoothness 2.75
Orgasm Rating 2.8
Noise 2.75
Lube Use 3.45
Cleanup 3.3
Dry Time 1.8

Super Ribbed Review

May 25th, 2019 (Super Ribbed Texture)

I recieved this sleeve as a free sleeve during one of the promotions. As it was.one of the original textures I felt like they had come a long way with different lines and I had wrote this sleeve off before I even used it and I was way wrong.

The oriface I got was the anal sleeve which is one of my favorites so I was pretty pleased. Needless to say the entrance was tight and I was soon greeted by numerous ribs that are tightly packed. The texture itself it's pretty nice it is very basic and predictable but still stimulating enough for a good flight. I really enjoy it and I can go quite long with this texture. A little extra lube was needed but it was more for the entrence than the sleeve but I am also pretty girthy. Clean up on the is pretty easy AMD so was drying

Conclusion:
Overall I would say this is a solid sleeve but I wouldn't but it. Essentially since it was free it was nice but for the extra little cash get something from the flg line.

Score 2.98 Overall Satisfaction 3.65
Intensity 3.45
Stimulation 3.65
Penetration 4.65
Tightness 4.05
Suction Effect 4.75
Realism 3.5
Variation 2.65
Smoothness 3.5
Orgasm Rating 3.95
Noise 3.3
Lube Use 3.65
Cleanup 3.6
Dry Time 2.6

Mini-Swallow (SIAC) Review

May 16th, 2019 (Mini-Swallow (SIAC) Texture)

The sex in a can version om n of the swallow texture is pretty.much the same as the full size just much tighter. I easily poke out the back of this sleeve but it is still really nice. The ribbed front has a good contrast with the thin and narrow "throat". The part in the middle is great for massaging the whole penis and I really use this as a go.to for ease of clean up and dry time.

Conclusion:
Great for a mild yet stimulating flight easily a go to for me I always have a SIAC in a bag in my car or something for when I'm away from the house

Score 3.69 Overall Satisfaction 4.3
Intensity 3.45
Stimulation 4
Penetration 3.9
Tightness 3.35
Suction Effect 3.1
Realism 4.8
Variation 3.6
Smoothness 3.75
Orgasm Rating 3.65
Noise 2.4
Lube Use 3.05
Cleanup 2.5
Dry Time 2.4

Mini-Lotus Review

May 16th, 2019 (Mini-Lotus Texture)

Honestly bought this because I expected a better lotus. Not that the original was abd I just though this would be better. To be quite frank I couldnt tell.much of a difference between the min and the regular. Overall the the sleeve is pretty smooth and does great on lube. My favorite part is the lotus node that is what makes this sleeve shine for me. Advertised as being closest to the real thing you can get I fell that other sleeves simulate the more natural feel of a woman. The chambers at the end work great for working your head they are spaced out far enough where you cam really feel one from another. I'm pretty happy with this sleeve and even got an extra jenna haze as a mystery sleeve so I have retired my Lupe just because its discontinued lol.

Conclusion:
Overall this sleeve is great its smoother texture is good for building you endurance I feel I regularly go hands free with this for a little practice. This is a solid addition to any collection and I am happy with my purchase

Score 3.44 Overall Satisfaction 4.15
Intensity 3.35
Stimulation 3.55
Penetration 3
Tightness 3.55
Suction Effect 3.55
Realism 3.9
Variation 3.3
Smoothness 3.95
Orgasm Rating 3.8
Noise 3.2
Lube Use 3.55
Cleanup 3.7
Dry Time 2.5

Swallow Review

May 16th, 2019 (Swallow Texture)

So I will start off by saying that I have a variation of this sleeve not listed on this site. Originally this sleeve came with a single tight canal at the back of the sleeve. It appears the new ones open up in the back a little wider.

This sleeve is pretty interesting ot feels like a hybrid sleeve of a super ribbed and a super tight with a extra pleasurable experience in the middle. The oriface of the sleeve is very soft and super life like it is odd to see a mouth without a tounge or teeth with it though. The overall experience for me was mellow and nothing really to crazy but had a decent stimulation of a blowjob the suction helped alot and adds bonus points to this sleeve. It does well on lube and I have had some.of my longest flights with this sleeve.

Conclusion:
I'm not sure of this sleeve is still available for purchase or not to be honest. If I had to buy again I would probably pass on this sleeve and opt in for something more intense. Not disappointed with it would for sure not be my first reference for a fl

Score 3.46 Overall Satisfaction 3.6
Intensity 3.65
Stimulation 3.45
Penetration 2.8
Tightness 2.95
Suction Effect 3.5
Realism 2.1
Variation 3.65
Smoothness 3.55
Orgasm Rating 3.45
Noise 2.85
Lube Use 2.55
Cleanup 3.65
Dry Time 3.05

Misfit-Scorpio Review

May 15th, 2019 (Misfit-Scorpio Texture)

I'm a stickler for some things and Joanna is one of my favorite actresses so I pretty much bought this because I bought her ass and I wanted a matching set.

My first impression of the mold is that it is nice. Visually it like all the other sleeves are quite detailed. The actual entrence is moderately tight and the texture itself is quite intense but subtle at the same time. I find it similar to the destorya in the way that it has a very intense section upfront and mellows out in the back. When using it it feels like your massaging yourself with intense few inches beyond the entrees then a relaxing feeling in the rear. It's quite nice for something that you dont want to be super overstimulated by. The sleeve does decent on lube if enough is applied in the beginning. The clean up is pretty easy and dry time doesnt seem to be forever.

Conclusion:
If your a new buyer and want something great but not crazy intense this is a for sure buy. If your a collector and donnot.have this one yet it's worth the pull I doubt you will be dissatisfied.

Score 3.27 Overall Satisfaction 4.55
Intensity 3.4
Stimulation 4
Penetration 2.8
Tightness 1.55
Suction Effect 2.8
Realism 2.7
Variation 4.2
Smoothness 3.65
Orgasm Rating 3.6
Noise 2.75
Lube Use 2.95
Cleanup 0
Dry Time 3.5

Torrid Review

May 13th, 2019 (Torrid Texture)

Tori black is one of my favorite actresses and I needed her beautiful sleeve in my collection. Her sleeve was one of the first multi chamber sleeves I have purchased the texture looked like it would be pretty stimulating so I couldnt see a reason not to buy.

First impression is that the mold is beautiful and I could not wait to get inside. The entrence is nice not to tight and again looks lovely. After entrence your greeted by a fairly loose sleeve. It's not so loose it's not satisfying but it is for sure not one of the tightest I have. The overall texture despite having different chambers and textures felt very similar. The consistent texture helps with long flights and is pretty easy on lube. The orgasms I have had were pretty good but I have had better. Clean up was easy and drying time was pretty low compared to some of the other texture.

Conclusion:
This sleeve is a lovely addition to any collection and I'd your a fan of edging do yourself a favor and get this one

Score 3.24 Overall Satisfaction 4.25
Intensity 5
Stimulation 3.8
Penetration 4.95
Tightness 5
Suction Effect 3.65
Realism 4.7
Variation 2.95
Smoothness 4.5
Orgasm Rating 3.95
Noise 3.45
Lube Use 3.85
Cleanup 4.05
Dry Time 3.2

Mini-Lotus (SIAC) Review

May 13th, 2019 (Mini-Lotus (SIAC) Texture)

Buying this fleshlight I knew I was bigger than the unit and knew it would be very tight.

The mini lotus can is incredibly tight on entrence your greeted by a very tight opening and a pretty realistic texture. The texture itself is fairly mild so it is great for edging and I have edged myself to amazing orgasms with this one. I'm long enough to experience every inch oh this sleeve and I had to remove the cap for full insertion. Clean up on this mini is quite nice and dried pretty fast. I keep this one in my go bag in my car incase I feel like flying while not home. Pretty sad that these are discontinued now but if you can still find them I would highly suggest getting one.

Conclusion:
This virgin tight sex in a can lived up to its name for sure. Really tight and pretty realistic combined with a quick cleanup and the compact design makes this one of my favorite toys

Score 4.13 Overall Satisfaction 4.75
Intensity 2.85
Stimulation 2.65
Penetration 1.75
Tightness 4.9
Suction Effect 3.05
Realism 1.8
Variation 1.6
Smoothness 2.8
Orgasm Rating 2.6
Noise 4.25
Lube Use 3.8
Cleanup 2.8
Dry Time 1.9

Touch Review

May 13th, 2019 (Touch Texture)

I bought this setup because I thought the bullets would add alot to the stimulation but I was disappointed.

When first looking at the sleeve I thought it would be pretty stimulating. The thought of pushing through all the bumps and pulling out having them tug on you sounded pretty good. The sleeve is relatively tight the actual texture is ok I would like it to be more intense but it's still nice it would be perfect for a starter fleshlight. The bullets did not add much to the experience except for adding alot of noise.the orgasms were not to intense but still pleasurable and needed a good amount of lube.

Conclusion:
Overall this fleshlight was very middle of the road I might be spoiled by more intense and stimulating sleeves. I find myself reaching for this sleeve less and less as time passes.

Score 2.85 Overall Satisfaction 3.1
Intensity 4
Stimulation 3.5
Penetration 3.65
Tightness 3.6
Suction Effect 5
Realism 3.3
Variation 4.05
Smoothness 3.15
Orgasm Rating 3.55
Noise 3.2
Lube Use 3.7
Cleanup 3.15
Dry Time 2.6

Next Level Review

May 13th, 2019 (Next Level Texture)

First and foremost my favorite sleeve are anal sleeves. The reason this sleeve was purchased was the chamber 3/4 of the way down it is very similar to the first chamber in the fit. It is also a beautiful mold and one of my favorites I own. The oriface is not a true selling point but it is nice to have a pretty little hole to have.

First impressions is this sleeve is TIGHT. So tight it sucks you and and massages you the whole way. As a matter of fact it is so tight when you pull out is farts lol. After the tight entrance the first entrance pops opens and sucks in your tip and helps you glide into the next small bumpy chamber. The next chamber isnt anything to complain about bus is also nothing to rant about. The next little node is a tight spiraled almost second entrance. And you power though that you are greeted by a wonderful chamber that delights you tip. Lube amount isnt heavy but is more than some of my other sleeves. Clean up was not to bad and neither was drying.

Conclusion:
At he end of the day this is up with the punk as one of my favorite anal sleeves. The tight entrence combined with the super suction and overall high intensity of the sleeve are phenomenal.

Score 3.65 Overall Satisfaction 4.6
1
Intensity 3.65
Stimulation 5
Penetration 3.65
Tightness 3.4
Suction Effect 3.55
Realism 3.7
Variation 3.75
Smoothness 3.45
Orgasm Rating 3.45
Noise 2.85
Lube Use 3.7
Cleanup 2.5
Dry Time 2.45

Fit Review

May 13th, 2019 (Fit Texture)

So I ordered this sleeve just for the way the first chamber looked. I just imagined all those little nodes and I could not help but order. This sleeve looked intense and it did not disappoint once it arrived. The mold is pretty nice but honestly I'm more of a texture than ascetics guy.

I cannot rave more about the the first chamber it is perfect to me. To be honest it is a quite intense and realistic entrance. It simply feels fantastic. The further you get into the sleeve it keeps its intensity high. The sleeve has great variation and you can feel every texture, although this is sleeve requires a good amount of lube but is well worth it. The sleeve is also pretty tight and the suction runs pretty high with the cap fully closed. Clean up was not to bad and is well worth it for how great this sleeve is.

Conclusion:
The session overall was very very satisfying the first chamber is great even if you are just using it on your tip and the first few inches. My first flight was about 10 min and the others lasted about 20. Overall this sleeve for me is intense realistic and full of suction it will quickly become one if my favorite sleeves.

Score 3.54 Overall Satisfaction 4.4
Intensity 3.65
Stimulation 3.5
Penetration 3.5
Tightness 3.1
Suction Effect 3.15
Realism 2.55
Variation 4.65
Smoothness 3.55
Orgasm Rating 4.05
Noise 4.15
Lube Use 2.65
Cleanup 3.9
Dry Time 4

Bi-Hive Review

May 10th, 2019 (Bi-Hive Texture)

The bi-hive was my go to sleeve for some time simply because it was the inly.one not in storage Haha. But this gave me many flights and much time to become quite acclimated to bibi.

First of the labia on this mold are huge butnot in a bad way. They are very inviting and actually makes for a decently tight entrance.

This was one of my first of the newer more complex sleeves they were coming out with at the time. My first impression was quite good. The multiple bumps made for a stimulating massage because internal this sleeve is a little loose in the beginning. Although the deeper you go it does narrow out. While using short strokes for head stimulation is nice once you fully enter the sleeve is when is starts getting interesting. The tighter textures at the end make a great stimuli for the head while your shaft gets massaged and creased by all the little bumps.

Conclusion:
The sleeve its milder than the newer textures but still has enough to give you good stimulation. The width in the beginning helps with edging and longer flights while the end can provide you with tightness and more tip stimulation. I have never had a mind bending orgasm with this texture but it is still something nice to have.

Score 3.65 Overall Satisfaction 4.7
Intensity 5
Stimulation 5
Penetration 2.6
Tightness 3.5
Suction Effect 2.1
Realism 1.85
Variation 0.8
Smoothness 2.6
Orgasm Rating 4.4
Noise 3.8
Lube Use 3.45
Cleanup 1.45
Dry Time 2.45

Lotus Garden Review

May 10th, 2019 (Lotus Garden Texture)

I purchased the lotus garden after first experiencing the lotus node with the mini lotus, lotus and primal. The nose was one of my favorite parts of those sleeves so why not try one that's all nodes right?

Right off the bat I could feel this fl is heavier that others, probably because of more material used in comparison to the others the texture is obviously repetitive but tight for me the heaviness helps with heat retention and the weight doesnt bother me as much as I thought.

Upon entrance the first thing you will notice is this sleeve is tight. It's an absolute pleasure to work your way deeper and deeper into the garden.

Each node you pass caresses your tip and inviting you into the next node. You will eventually be pushing through multiple nodes massaging your shaft on insertion and the suction on the reverse. This truly is a very unique sleeve and I would recommend it to anyone looking for a high stimulation but texturally predictable. The orgasms i achieved with this sleeve are not the most intense but they do come very close. I was able to edge this sleeve for a while before I couldnt take it anymore. Finishing is pretty mind melting seeing as the sleeve is so intense, if you could stroke though it more power to you but be ready to speak in tounges if you do.

One thing is this sleeve needs lube, alot of it although this is not my most lube heavy sleeve it does take quite a bit to have a comfortable flight. I have noticed living myself a little extra helps more than dumping it into the sleeve.

Conclusion:
Overall this sleeve is pretty intense and a good addition to your collection. Would I be beating down doors and scraping money for this sleeve? No, neither would it be a go to purchase it. But it is intense and I'm glad I have it for the occasional frolic in the garden.

Score 3.07 Overall Satisfaction 3.95
Intensity 5
Stimulation 5
Penetration 3.9
Tightness 4.55
Suction Effect 2.85
Realism 5
Variation 5
Smoothness 2
Orgasm Rating 3.3
Noise 2.95
Lube Use 2.6
Cleanup 2.75
Dry Time 3.8

Primal Review

May 10th, 2019 (Primal Texture)

First and foremost I do believe this sleeve is retired and if so it is s great injustice to everyone. This by far one if my top 3 sleeves let me tell you why.

First off after you enter the fairly tight oriface you will see this sleeve us tight and very stimulating. This sleeve is intense and full of different textures even if you are not well endowed you will still enjoy this sleeve.

My favorite part about this sleeve is the lotus node towards the end. When I get deep inside it seems to flick my tip and seems almost ridid it is an amzising feeling that is.hard to describe in words.

The beauty of this sleeve is it does not take a bunch if lube but it very smooth. I cannot rave about this sleeve more. It leads to intense orgams that are still edgeable and milk worthy.

Conclusion:
At the end if the day if you come across this sleeve di not hesitate to pick it up. I own over a dozen fleshlights and this is one if the best

Score 3.84 Overall Satisfaction 5
Intensity 4.65
Stimulation 4.5
Penetration 5
Tightness 3.5
Suction Effect 2.65
Realism 3.65
Variation 2
Smoothness 3.6
Orgasm Rating 4.65
Noise 2.65
Lube Use 3
Cleanup 3.35
Dry Time 2.2

Punk-Charmer Review

May 8th, 2019 (Punk-Charmer Texture)

This sleeve was my first flg anal sleeve and I must say I am impressed with the entrance. Joanna is know to take anything in the ass and her beautiful mold let's you experience it for yourself. the reason I bought this sleeve is because it looked like something that would replicate the feel of true anal sex.

My first impressions were a but unsatisfied. The sleeve felt very simple and just lackluster. The first flight was about 15 min or so and didnt leave me fully satisfied. The sleeve got shelved because I have sleeves that I truly do enjoy and give amazing orgasms. After not feeling like I gave it a fair shot I decided to warm it up good and use more lube this time.

The next few flights were simply amazing. The sleeve as with most seems to need a break in period and with this sleeve once that is done there is not to many sleeves I find better.

The entrance of the sleeve is quite tight on entry but opens up quickly in the first few chambers so you head is stimulated nicely but not to much. The beauty of this sleeve for me is the deeper you get the tighter it gets, it is perfect for milking and longer sessions. With the deeper chambers being tighter and the repetitive texture it is very predictable and this makes stimulation very controllable. It is important to use a good amount of lube with this sleeve especially on yourself I fell the oriface is so tight it almost squeegees the lube if of you if you dont have enough.

Conclusion:
As I said before this is now one of my go to sleeves and would not only but it again but would highly recommend it for anyone who loves thought fleshlights that give mind blowing auditory orgasms.

Score 3.60 Overall Satisfaction 5
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