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Bear299

User since Dec 2019

Penis Length: 14.22cm
Girth: 12.45cm

About Me

Welcome to my Profile! I'm going to work towards getting all of my sleeves rated and reviewed on here in order to take advantage of the giveaway. I plan to stick around even after though because while giving my own reviews I have been reading others and already have added more to my wish-list.

Reviews Introduction

I'm 5.6 inches long and circumcised.

I have 28 fleshlights/fleshjacks total. I dry by placing by fleshlights in front of a fan overnight and they are always dry come morning, so I do not put drying time on my ratings.

As for realism, being a virgin, I am unqualified to rate it.

Found 28 reviews in total

Intensity 4.55
Stimulation 4.45
Penetration 5
Tightness 3.55
Suction Effect 3.6
Realism -
Variation 3.6
Smoothness 2.55
Orgasm Rating 4.45
Noise 4.1
Lube Use -
Cleanup -
Dry Time -

Lvl Up Review

February 6th, 2020 (Lvl Up Texture)

I won this sleeve from FleshAssists giveaway. Thank you FleshAssist! My new favorite sleeve. Everything about this sleeve is unique. It's orifice has a slight dip due to the opening not actually being dead center of the sleeve. It provides a nice pressure right at the beginning that no other sleeve has.It's also the only sleeve with an artistic take on its texture with the tentacles, which feel great by the way! The twisting of the bumps as you move through the sleeve are much more noticeable than other sleeves that use a twist as its main feature.

Conclusion:
You can not go wrong here. My new number one recommended sleeve, taking the place of "Wonderland".

Score 4.09 Overall Satisfaction 5
2
Intensity 4.1
Stimulation 3.45
Penetration 3.1
Tightness 2.95
Suction Effect 3.05
Realism -
Variation 4.15
Smoothness 3.05
Orgasm Rating 4.15
Noise 3.1
Lube Use -
Cleanup -
Dry Time -

Zone Review

December 23rd, 2019 (Zone Texture)

Another sleeve that is radically different depending on how you rotate it. Depending on weather or not you have the big bumps or the small ones on the underside of your dick, you can have a very intense time or just a mildly intense one.I only reach the 5.5" mark, so the two rings there are what I hit right before I pull back out and I gotta say they are great! They hug me perfectly when I'm balls deep and are very good at rubbing my head as I'm finishing too.

Conclusion:
By rotating this sleeve you can stave off your orgasm without having to stop completely. Great sleeve for edging.

Score 3.53 Overall Satisfaction 4.15
Intensity 1.6
Stimulation 1.5
Penetration 2.6
Tightness 3.55
Suction Effect 4.05
Realism -
Variation 2.95
Smoothness 3.65
Orgasm Rating 3.1
Noise 4.05
Lube Use -
Cleanup -
Dry Time -

Explosive Review

December 23rd, 2019 (Explosive Texture)

I bought this sleeve for the tightly packed together textures. Unfortunately, they're so packed together that it's difficult to appreciate them, much like Stoya's butt sleeve "Epic". Not that you can't notice them, it's just that they come and go so quickly that you barely notice. I only notice that things get a little less intense the further inside I am. Not the changes in texture since it's rather similar all the way though.Maybe some people enjoy quickly changing textures like this and "Epic", but I personally do not.

Conclusion:
The rapidly changing textures are difficult to differentiate. Certain people may enjoy this sleeve, but I didn't.

Score 2.81 Overall Satisfaction 1
Intensity 2.05
Stimulation 1.1
Penetration 3.95
Tightness 2.95
Suction Effect 4.1
Realism -
Variation 2.05
Smoothness 2.15
Orgasm Rating 2.5
Noise 3.95
Lube Use -
Cleanup -
Dry Time -

Epic Review

December 23rd, 2019 (Epic Texture)

I bought this sleeve for the tightly packed together textures. Unfortunately, they're so packed together that it's difficult to appreciate them. Not that you can't notice them, it's just that they come and go so quickly that you barely notice. Maybe some people would enjoy the quickly changing textures, but I personally do not. I will say that the butt orifice is highly detailed, the pucker of her anus is very noticeable upon entry.

Conclusion:
The rapidly changing textures are difficult to differentiate. Certain people may enjoy this sleeve, but I didn't.

Score 2.67 Overall Satisfaction 1.9
Intensity 2
Stimulation 3.1
Penetration 3.45
Tightness 3.15
Suction Effect 4.05
Realism -
Variation 2
Smoothness 2.05
Orgasm Rating 3.2
Noise 4.45
Lube Use -
Cleanup -
Dry Time -

Dream Review

December 23rd, 2019 (Dream Texture)

This sleeve is a little different in that it starts tight and gets looser the further you go in (most sleeves with varying tightness are tighter further inside). It's a kind of unique feature that few sleeves have and makes this a good addition to your collection for the sake of variety. However, nothing else about this sleeve really stands out and is an overall average sleeve.

Conclusion:
Has a unique feature, fut is a pretty average sleeve otherwise.

Score 3.11 Overall Satisfaction 3.65
Intensity 1.4
Stimulation 2.9
Penetration 2
Tightness 2
Suction Effect 2.6
Realism -
Variation 1.25
Smoothness 2.6
Orgasm Rating 3.1
Noise 3.9
Lube Use -
Cleanup -
Dry Time -

Heartthrob Review

December 18th, 2019 (Heartthrob Texture)

One of your standard sleeves with a uniform texture all the way through. There really isn't much to say about sleeves like this, as it really comes down to personal preference. Sleeves like this can be boring, so I personally will use 2 or more sleeves per session, switching between them, if I am using one like this just for variety.

Notes on the sleeve itself: I really don't notice the diamond shape of the ribs. It's not much different than Charmer or Super Ribbed, so if either of those have a more appealing orifice or texture, have a peek at them before deciding.

Conclusion:
The diamond shape isn't apparent during use and you may as well get Super Ribbed or Charmer. If you already have either of those, you should skip this sleeve.

Score 2.49 Overall Satisfaction 3.15
Intensity 2.5
Stimulation 2.85
Penetration 2.65
Tightness 3.1
Suction Effect 4.1
Realism -
Variation 3
Smoothness 3.85
Orgasm Rating 4.05
Noise 3.05
Lube Use -
Cleanup -
Dry Time -

Spice Review

December 16th, 2019 (Spice Texture)

The ribbed beginning isn't as noticeable as I had hoped and is more smooth than ribbed, though the tightness is good during that section.After moving through the tight area you reach the looser chamber with the circles. This area is good for teasing your head while the tight area milks you, and makes for good edging and for strong orgasms.. At the time of this review, Spice is ranked #3. I personally do not think it deserves such high praise and believe this is a rather mediocre sleeve.

Conclusion:
Good sleeve for milking you through your orgasms, but otherwise unremarkable.

Score 3.17 Overall Satisfaction 2.5
Intensity 3.6
Stimulation 2.5
Penetration 2.85
Tightness 4.05
Suction Effect 4.1
Realism -
Variation 2.1
Smoothness 3.6
Orgasm Rating 5
Noise 4.45
Lube Use -
Cleanup -
Dry Time -

Heavenly Review

December 15th, 2019 (Heavenly Texture)

One of the tighter sleeves Fleshlight has available. The teeth at the beginning are good a teasing your head, but once you move past them they are almost unnoticeable. Then you get the really tight section that is great at milking you while you pump in and out. The smooth section that kind of twists around is rather non-decript, as you can't really feel the twisting. Then comes my favorite part of this sleeve (the exact center) with the tight section that kind of pushes back against your head as you move through it. It's a great feeling, especially when your finishing, letting it pop over you every time you push back through while you cum.

Conclusion:
The exact center of the sleeve gives great orgasms if your length puts you just past it. Letting it finish you off as you lightly pump inside balls deep is great.

Score 3.52 Overall Satisfaction 2.9
Intensity 2.4
Stimulation 2
Penetration 1.9
Tightness 2.9
Suction Effect 3.55
Realism -
Variation 3.85
Smoothness 2.1
Orgasm Rating 3.15
Noise 4.05
Lube Use -
Cleanup -
Dry Time -

Utopia Review

December 13th, 2019 (Utopia Texture)

A nice mellow entrance leading to some slightly more stimulating bumps. The section at the 4 inch mark that looks very tight is what caught my eye and got me to buy this sleeve, but unfortunately it is misleading. It is not as tight as it appears. The sleeve still has it's upsides though, as you can use the mellow entrance to stimulate your head and keep going rather than stopping when things get too intense.

Conclusion:
The preview is slightly misleading, but still a decent sleeve. Mild beginning, more intense the further you go in.

Score 2.89 Overall Satisfaction 2.95
Intensity 2.1
Stimulation 1
Penetration 2
Tightness 1.9
Suction Effect 2.95
Realism -
Variation 0.1
Smoothness 2
Orgasm Rating 2.1
Noise 2.95
Lube Use -
Cleanup -
Dry Time -

STU Review

December 13th, 2019 (STU Texture)

This sleeve is rather boring. This was probably around my third or fourth sleeve. I used it for I while and eventually shelved it. I pulled it out again for this review and am still just as underwhelmed. The bumps are stimulating, yes, but there are much better options. Trigger and Nipple Alley off the top of my head have similar designs. Give them a peek first before deciding on this one.

Conclusion:
I quickly grew bored with it. There are much more exciting sleeves out there.

Score 1.81 Overall Satisfaction 1
Intensity 3.85
Stimulation 3.1
Penetration 2.15
Tightness 2.9
Suction Effect 2.85
Realism -
Variation 1
Smoothness 1.55
Orgasm Rating 3.45
Noise 2.1
Lube Use -
Cleanup -
Dry Time -

Punk-Charmer Review

December 13th, 2019 (Punk-Charmer Texture)

I expected a similar experience to the Wonder Wave, but was way off. The varying width of the ripples give this one an entirely different feel. The image shows it gets tighter the further in the sleeve you go, but I don't notice it. That said, it's still a pretty tight sleeve. It needs a bit more lube than most sleeves but is worth it.

Conclusion:
This one is somewhere in the middle ground of the sleeves I own, there are better and there are worse. If it appeals to you, go for it.

Score 2.59 Overall Satisfaction 2.95
2
Intensity 4.1
Stimulation 3.15
Penetration 1.5
Tightness 1.9
Suction Effect 2.6
Realism -
Variation 1.5
Smoothness 2.15
Orgasm Rating 4.1
Noise 4.1
Lube Use -
Cleanup -
Dry Time -

Torrid Review

December 13th, 2019 (Torrid Texture)

A slightly looser sleeve, but still pretty intense because of the little nubs. They're honestly not super noticeable, (contradictory, I know) but because there are so many it's like a tickling sensation. They feel more like tiny pinpricks then the nubs they appear to be in the image. I can only reach the first three chambers (barely entering the fourth), and really don't notice a large difference in them. Don't expect a different sensation for every inch you enter.

Conclusion:
A looser but intense sleeve. Would be a great choice for girthier guys.

Score 2.92 Overall Satisfaction 4.1
Intensity 2.5
Stimulation 3.05
Penetration 2.5
Tightness 2.1
Suction Effect 2.5
Realism -
Variation 2.5
Smoothness 2.4
Orgasm Rating 3.55
Noise 3.8
Lube Use -
Cleanup -
Dry Time -

Lotus Review

December 11th, 2019 (Lotus Texture)

I received this as a bonus sleeve. I already owned the Mini-Lotus, so I was a little disappointed, but since it was free I still gave it a shot. It's basically the exact same as the Mini-Lotus, but larger and stretched out. The inner chambers pop over your head as you move through and are plenty pleasurable, but you get a more intense feeling from the Mini-Lotus.

Conclusion:
Maybe if you have an extra long penis you would like this one more, but 6" and below should go for the Mini-Lotus instead.

Score 2.68 Overall Satisfaction 1.9
Intensity 4.85
Stimulation 4.65
Penetration 2.1
Tightness 4.95
Suction Effect 3.45
Realism -
Variation 0.9
Smoothness 2
Orgasm Rating 3.15
Noise 2.5
Lube Use -
Cleanup -
Dry Time -

Obsession-Bliss Review

December 11th, 2019 (Obsession-Bliss Texture)

I bought the FJ version and later received an Ice FL version as a free gift. The FJ anal version has the tighter entrance and imo is the superior version. A super intense sleeve that will finish you off quick. The many long bumps so tightly packed together make the sleeve one of the tightest available and don't give you any time to "cool off". I prefer long sessions of edging, but this is a great sleeve for a quickie.

Since I have 2 copies of this sleeve, I decided to make a mod of the ice version by cutting off the beginning of the sleeve and the flaps. It's no longer usable in a case so I just hold in with my hand similar to a FleshSkin. Since the sleeve gets tighter the further into it you go, I can now use the tighter end of the sleeve I couldn't reach before. The added tightness makes up for the lack of suction and feels like a massage for your dick since I can now squeeze it. I don't recommend doing this unless you are very unsatisfied with it though as there no way to undo the modification.

Conclusion:
Great if you want to get off fast, but if you want to have a long session then go for something less intense.

Score 3.20 Overall Satisfaction 3.45
Intensity 3
Stimulation 3.55
Penetration 3.45
Tightness 4.1
Suction Effect 4.55
Realism -
Variation 3.95
Smoothness 2
Orgasm Rating 3.6
Noise 2.5
Lube Use -
Cleanup -
Dry Time -

Savage Review

December 11th, 2019 (Savage Texture)

A neat trick with this sleeve is you can change it's intensity by rotating it. When you have the ribs on the top underside of your dick it's pretty intense, but by rotating it to where they are hitting the sides it's less so. A great way to stave off orgasm without stopping completely is using this trick. I give it a high rating for "variation" for this fact alone. I noticed other's marked it pretty low in that area.

Conclusion:
Intense or mild depending on how you rotate it. Good for either or both.

Score 3.42 Overall Satisfaction 3.45
Intensity 2.1
Stimulation 0.25
Penetration 1.05
Tightness 2
Suction Effect 0.05
Realism -
Variation 0.55
Smoothness 4
Orgasm Rating 2.1
Noise 1.05
Lube Use 0.25
Cleanup -
Dry Time 4.95

Boost Review

December 10th, 2019 (Boost Texture)

I'm not a big fan of the Quickshot's. These are more meant for couples play, rather than solo action. Since these are open on both ends the water based lube dries out faster than most sleeves allow. You also have to be weary of making a mess when you finish since the is no cap to stop you from exploding all over yourself and whatever else may be around you. If you are looking at a Quickshot in order to save money, then I suggest looking at the Go series instead.

Conclusion:
Quickshots may be good for couples, but if you want it for solo play then you may be disappointed.

Score 1.62 Overall Satisfaction 1.05
Intensity 2.45
Stimulation 3.5
Penetration 4
Tightness 2
Suction Effect 3.1
Realism -
Variation 4.5
Smoothness 3
Orgasm Rating 3.95
Noise 3.5
Lube Use -
Cleanup -
Dry Time -

Goddess Review

December 10th, 2019 (Goddess Texture)

Like a massage. Very mellow and soft, then a little rough, then soft again, ect... I wish I could reach a little further in to the rough area's of the sleeve, but I still get a little of it. This sleeve should finish you off pretty quick as finding a sweet spot for edging is difficult without leaving half of your length outside of the sleeve, and that's never fun.

Conclusion:
Alternates between soft and rough. A good sleeve that shouldn't get boring any time soon.

Score 3.31 Overall Satisfaction 3.05
Intensity 4.75
Stimulation 4.45
Penetration 3.15
Tightness 3.55
Suction Effect 3.1
Realism -
Variation 3.85
Smoothness 3.1
Orgasm Rating 2.15
Noise 3.95
Lube Use -
Cleanup -
Dry Time -

Adonis Review

December 10th, 2019 (Adonis Texture)

Intense. First the tight ribs, then the dots, the even more intense ribs! This sleeve gives no quarter. You will finish fairly quick, so if your looking to edge then I suggest looking elsewhere. But if you are crunched for time and just want a quickie, this sleeve is what you want.

Conclusion:
Will finish you off quick, maybe too fast for some. I like edging myself, so it's 'meh' for me.

Score 3.56 Overall Satisfaction 3.5
Intensity 1.05
Stimulation 0.55
Penetration 2.1
Tightness 5
Suction Effect 5
Realism -
Variation 0.85
Smoothness 4.05
Orgasm Rating 0.55
Noise 4.05
Lube Use -
Cleanup -
Dry Time -

Mini-Forbidden (SIAC) Review

December 10th, 2019 (Mini-Forbidden (SIAC) Texture)

This thing is so tight I can barely use it. I would suggest looking at a different sleeve unless your a pretty small guy (I'm average sized). Even when absolutely soaking this thing in lube, I had to stay hard as diamond to keep myself in, otherwise it squeezed me right out. I don't get much satisfaction because it takes all of my concentration just to use it.

Conclusion:
Not for bigger guys. If your small and feel like other sleeves are too loose, maybe give this one a try.

Score 2.38 Overall Satisfaction 0.6
Intensity 2.6
Stimulation 2.5
Penetration 3
Tightness 2.5
Suction Effect 4
Realism -
Variation 0.2
Smoothness 4.05
Orgasm Rating 4.1
Noise 3.55
Lube Use -
Cleanup -
Dry Time -

Wonder Wave Review

December 10th, 2019 (Wonder Wave Texture)

Looks rather boring, but you know what they say about judging things on appearances. Mine has the anal orifice for that added tightness, and I suggest you get the same. The ribs are just barely enough to notice (in a good way) and that makes this sleeve perfect for edging. It's the Goldilocks sleeve. Not to intense, not too mild.

Conclusion:
Good for edging, but can still also be used for a quickie.

Score 3.06 Overall Satisfaction 4.05
Intensity 2.9
Stimulation 4.45
Penetration 2.6
Tightness 2.55
Suction Effect 2.05
Realism -
Variation 3.55
Smoothness 2.15
Orgasm Rating 4.05
Noise 4.05
Lube Use -
Cleanup -
Dry Time -

Sonic Boom Review

December 10th, 2019 (Sonic Boom Texture)

My favorite sleeve in the FJB line. The spiral near the beginning is very noticeable and rather unique. The part just before it with the small nubs is great too and are great to tease only your head. Nothing much else to say about this one. All around a great sleeve.

Conclusion:
Sonic Boom is the best FJB I own. If you definitely want a FJB rather than a FLG this would be my top recommendation.

Score 3.26 Overall Satisfaction 4.25
Intensity 3.9
Stimulation 4.05
Penetration 2.6
Tightness 5
Suction Effect 4.55
Realism -
Variation 1.95
Smoothness 3.1
Orgasm Rating 4.05
Noise 1.95
Lube Use 0.1
Cleanup 0.1
Dry Time 0.2

Barracuda Review

December 10th, 2019 (Barracuda Texture)

Barracuda is a very intense sleeve. The opposite directions of the nubs mean you are getting teased by them entering and exiting. It is also a lot tighter than it looks because of the many nubs. A big drawback though is that with all the nubs, there is a lot of surface area inside this sleeve, which means this thing is a lube hog. This sleeve needs more lube than any other sleeve and is a pain to clean and dry. This is one of the only two sleeves I own that isn't dried over night in front of a fan. (The other being Obsession.)

Conclusion:
Not an easy to use sleeve. Requires extra lube, time, and care to use. But is still a great sleeve if your willing to deal with it's problems.

Score 2.70 Overall Satisfaction 3.5
Intensity 0.95
Stimulation 0.95
Penetration 1.15
Tightness 0.9
Suction Effect 0.05
Realism -
Variation 0.95
Smoothness 4.1
Orgasm Rating 1.95
Noise 0.95
Lube Use -
Cleanup 0.4
Dry Time 4.85

Blue Ice Review

December 9th, 2019 (Blue Ice Texture)

I am not a fan. There is no suction like with traditional sleeves because of the opening in the end. Since you are using your hand to hold it you would think that you could make it as tight as you want it, but when you squeeze it to much it wants to slide off. The worst is that when you "finish", if you aren't careful, you can make a mess. The end is opened, unlike traditional sleeves. When I finished I did not take that into account and made a big mess of my bed.

Conclusion:
You are better off with a traditional Fleshlight. This was an all around disappointment for me.

Score 1.53 Overall Satisfaction 1.15
Intensity 3.05
Stimulation 4.1
Penetration 3.1
Tightness 4.15
Suction Effect 4.2
Realism -
Variation 2.6
Smoothness 3.6
Orgasm Rating 3.5
Noise 3.65
Lube Use -
Cleanup -
Dry Time -

Mini-Lotus Review

December 9th, 2019 (Mini-Lotus Texture)

One of my oldest sleeves, and despite that I still keep coming back and using it. I have the Pink Butt orifice because I like the tightness. That combined with the chambers have a great effect as I enter, popping over my head repeatedly. The feeling is very pleasurable. I only wish I could reach further inside the sleeve to use those extra chambers.

Conclusion:
The smooth entrance and the tightly packed chambers are a great combination. You can not go wrong here.

Score 3.65 Overall Satisfaction 4.55
Intensity 1.1
Stimulation 1
Penetration 1.05
Tightness 1.1
Suction Effect 2.1
Realism -
Variation 1
Smoothness 5
Orgasm Rating 2.05
Noise 4.05
Lube Use -
Cleanup -
Dry Time -

Bookworm Review

December 9th, 2019 (Bookworm Texture)

A very mellow sleeve. Great for long sessions and edging, which is what I use this sleeve for. When I know I'm going to have a lot of time to myself, this is my top choice. I think my record for this sleeve is around 3 hours. Damn did my balls hurt afterwards though!

Conclusion:
Great for edging. If you want a quick FLight, go for a different sleeve.

Score 2.25 Overall Satisfaction 4.05
Intensity 3
Stimulation 2.05
Penetration 5
Tightness 2.6
Suction Effect 4.45
Realism -
Variation 2.95
Smoothness 2.15
Orgasm Rating 2.5
Noise 2.2
Lube Use -
Cleanup -
Dry Time -

Torque Review

December 9th, 2019 (Torque Texture)

The best part about this sleeve is it's orifice. That swirl is very noticeable when you are entering, and I enjoy just rubbing my tip around the circle as I am entering. Occasionally pulling all the way out just to do it again. Unfortunately the rest of the sleeve is not as spectacular. It has a pretty tight section that's pretty noticeable, but the rest I can hardly feel any variation. It's just squishy (which isn't bad, just boring.).

Conclusion:
Like I said, the orifice is the best part. It's definitely worth a try if you have other sleeves and want something different.

Score 3.04 Overall Satisfaction 3.45
1
Intensity 4.55
Stimulation 5
Penetration 3.9
Tightness 2.55
Suction Effect 2.2
Realism -
Variation 3.5
Smoothness 2.55
Orgasm Rating 4.05
Noise 3.5
Lube Use -
Cleanup -
Dry Time -

Wonderland Review

December 9th, 2019 (Wonderland Texture)

My absolute favorite sleeve! Madison Ivy has the tightest ass of any of the FLG's (or FLB's) I have and those protruding bumps are the best thing ever! When you want more stimulation, just a slight twist puts those bumps on the underside of your dick and WOW, then right on the edge you can twist back and keep going, or have the best orgasm ever! There is a sweet spot where the bumps are hitting both sides of your dick at the same time where it's best to finish. 100% my #1 recommended toy.

Conclusion:
My number one sleeve. It get's the most use out of all of my toys (of which I have many). IMO you can not go wrong with Wonderland.

Score 3.68 Overall Satisfaction 5
2
Intensity 2.05
Stimulation 4
Penetration 2.5
Tightness 3.6
Suction Effect 4.55
Realism -
Variation 0.55
Smoothness 1.65
Orgasm Rating 3.6
Noise 4.45
Lube Use -
Cleanup -
Dry Time -

Surge Review

December 8th, 2019 (Surge Texture)

Those criss-cross lines grip going both directions, and you can feel every single one of them, but I honestlt can't feel those small spikes in the center. I have the FleshJack version with an anal opening (I don't see an option to rate/review that one specifically, so I will put them here.), but it's not as tight as the full sized "butt" orifice for some reason. Still very nice.

Conclusion:
My number one recommendation for a first sleeve. Smaller, cheaper, and better than the "Torque" IMO.

Score 3.16 Overall Satisfaction 4.65
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