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Found 18 reviews in total

Intensity 4.5
Stimulation 4.45
Penetration 4.65
Tightness 4.4
Suction Effect 4.95
Realism 0
Variation 4.65
Smoothness 2.6
Orgasm Rating 4.6
Noise 4.5
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 3.6
Dry Time 3.6

Wild Review

December 27th, 2017 (Wild Texture)

Holy crap am I happy I decided to make another bundle purchase so I could get this sleeve. The suction, even with a fairly loose cap is crazy, so using a little extra lube might not be a bad idea. I think the texture is a bit tighter than what the cutaway image makes it appear to be, which is fine for average and below girth but if you are girthier you might want to lube this sleeve like an anal texture. lube use isn't too bad unless you wanna go slip n sliding at high speeds and clean up is as expected for a more crazy texture with all those nooks and crannies for cum/lube to get stuck in

Conclusion:
pretty sure the texture is tighter than how it is shown which makes me love it even more. definitely giving this a high recommendation

Score 4.24 Overall Satisfaction 4.6
Intensity 4.45
Stimulation 4.25
Penetration 4.5
Tightness 4.6
Suction Effect 4.65
Realism 4.45
Variation 3.65
Smoothness 3.5
Orgasm Rating 4.95
Noise 3.85
Lube Use 3.75
Cleanup 4.4
Dry Time 4.5

Swallow Review

December 21st, 2017 (Swallow Texture)

Words can't really express how much I underestimated this sleeve. I got 2 as mystery sleeves from 2 purchases I made during the sale, and while I had no intention of purchasing one directly I am stoked about having them. This sleeve kind of blindsided me on my first time using it, just when I thought I'd be able to enjoy a few more minutes of use turned into maybe 5 more thrusts as each thrust felt 5x as intense as the one before it. I still have other sleeves to try from my purchase but I feel slightly addicted to this one.

Conclusion:
Thankful I got it as a mystery sleeve otherwise I would have never learned how great this texture is

Score 4.29 Overall Satisfaction 4.5
1
Intensity 4.7
Stimulation 4.75
Penetration 4.85
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 4.65
Realism 0
Variation 2.5
Smoothness 0
Orgasm Rating 4.75
Noise 3.65
Lube Use 4.4
Cleanup 2
Dry Time 1.9

STU Review

December 15th, 2017 (STU Texture)

I always saw people saying good things and hyping up the STU and while personally it doesn't live up to the hype it's still a pretty good sleeve. Like the Torrid sleeve this was one I always looked at a lot but would pass up for more interesting looking textures and I finally caved and picked it up as it's kind of hard to pass up all those freebies (also the "wonder what mystery sleeve I got" game). I wanted another "uniform" texture sleeve like the Vortex because while all the crazy textures and sensations being added to sleeves it's nice to have 1-2 that are consistent all the way through, especially because those sleeves, at least to me, are better for endurance training than the very varied texture sleeves. Cleaning and drying is a little intensive due to all the little gaps between the bumps that hold lube and semen while cleaning and then those gaps hold the water which makes dry time go up quite a bit if you don't place it in front of like a small fan

Conclusion:
Not the best but definitely not a bad sleeve, I'd give it a solid B (85/100)

Score 3.86 Overall Satisfaction 4.2
Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 3.65
Penetration 4.95
Tightness 4.95
Suction Effect 4.9
Realism 0
Variation 1
Smoothness 4.85
Orgasm Rating 4.35
Noise 0
Lube Use 4.85
Cleanup 4.95
Dry Time 3.6

Forbidden Review

December 13th, 2017 (Forbidden Texture)

I got the Asa Akira Forbidden as one of my mystery sleeves during the 2016 BF sale and I'd say it's one of those situations where you wished you could've gotten something better like some people post they got but you're okay with it because it's still a solid sleeve. There's really not a whole lot to say about the sleeve. The short, narrow first couple inches and that super smooth texture actually almost feels refreshing and the soft undulations past that feel great though they often take a bit to start noticing since the tightness of the first part can sometimes numb your dick a little, especially with full length or near full length thrusts. I already barely use this sleeve and that is likely to continue with all the anal textures I have bought since, but it is nice to have a generic sleeve to use if I don't feel like some crazy textures

Conclusion:
Probably best to avoid direct purchases as this is a fairly common mystery sleeve when we get those promotions

Score 4.12 Overall Satisfaction 3.85
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Intensity 4
Stimulation 4.9
Penetration 4.95
Tightness 4.95
Suction Effect 4.5
Realism 0
Variation 2.45
Smoothness 0
Orgasm Rating 4.95
Noise 3.9
Lube Use 4.35
Cleanup 4.65
Dry Time 4.15

Wonderland Review

December 13th, 2017 (Wonderland Texture)

When I heard that Madison Ivy was finally going to join the FLGirls ranks I didn't think that we would also get an anal sleeve but man am I glad that we did. The best way that I can describe this sleeve is that it is (at least to me) a variation of Kayden's Bookworm but in an anal sleeve. I didn't even really have much of a break in period like I do with most sleeves, 2-3 thrusts to get the lube spread around and I was already feeling those bump pads and the ridges opposite them. Like the Bookworm this sleeve gets even better the longer the session as you start being able to feel ALL the bumps on the pads and the ridges start to feel more intense and almost more spaced out.

Conclusion:
For me it's the equivalent of the Bookworm, in all the best ways, just as an anal sleeve

Score 4.36 Overall Satisfaction 4.6
1
Intensity 4.45
Stimulation 4.85
Penetration 4.7
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 4.65
Realism 0
Variation 4.45
Smoothness 0
Orgasm Rating 4.95
Noise 3.95
Lube Use 3.6
Cleanup 0
Dry Time 3.7

Beyond Review

December 13th, 2017 (Beyond Texture)

Words could not describe my excitement when I saw that Madison finally had a sleeve made, so needless to say this was the first item in my cart for the BF sale and it is living up to the hype I put on it. Even just the actual orifice is fantastic, watching those lips try to hold on on the out-stroke is a treat in itself. The texture itself is amazing as well, especially the narrow bump pad just past the initial chamber and the misaligned rings on the other side of that

Conclusion:
The wait for Madison to finally get a sleeve has definitely paid off

Score 4.39 Overall Satisfaction 4.95
Intensity 3.75
Stimulation 4.4
Penetration 4.5
Tightness 3.45
Suction Effect 4.95
Realism 0
Variation 2.6
Smoothness 0
Orgasm Rating 4.6
Noise 4.5
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 0
Dry Time 0

Torrid Review

December 13th, 2017 (Torrid Texture)

This was a sleeve that I would look at when making my big purchases but would always end up passing on it for another sleeve and now I'm kind of kicking myself for doing so. The cutaway image for this texture is slightly misleading as all those little bumps are more prominent than the picture would have you believe. Surprisingly it's the flaps that separate the different sized bumps that I don't feel as much but that is likely due to not being fully broken in yet. This has actually made a pretty good combo with the VStroker I received from the BF promotion, especially in conjunction with the Virtual Girlfriend or VStroker Hero ones due to not being a super intense sleeve

Conclusion:
Wishing I would have pulled the trigger on this one a long time ago

Score 4.15 Overall Satisfaction 4.7
Intensity 4.45
Stimulation 4.95
Penetration 4.85
Tightness 4.35
Suction Effect 4.65
Realism 0
Variation 4.35
Smoothness 0
Orgasm Rating 4.95
Noise 0
Lube Use 3.85
Cleanup 2.6
Dry Time 3.7

Fit Review

December 8th, 2017 (Fit Texture)

I honestly bought this sleeve solely because of Nicole, the texture likely could have been anything and I would have still bought it. That being said I fucking love this sleeve. Fantastic variation and not too tight make this a great sleeve to be used for edging but at the same time is also good for a quickie session. it can literally Fit into whatever style of FLying you prefer and I will not apologize for that pun

Conclusion:
A must have for basically everyone, doubt it's possible to recommend it higher

Score 4.33 Overall Satisfaction 4.95
Intensity 3.7
Stimulation 4.6
Penetration 4.5
Tightness 2.4
Suction Effect 4.75
Realism 0
Variation 3.95
Smoothness 3.75
Orgasm Rating 4.7
Noise 0
Lube Use 3.65
Cleanup 2.5
Dry Time 3.65

Goddess Review

December 8th, 2017 (Goddess Texture)

For lack of a better way of explaining it this might be one of the "softest" sleeves period. that VERY unique first texture is subtle in all the best of ways. Anikka's lips and entrance aren't the tightest but that's not necessarily a bad thing, in fact it kinda makes it better because that initial section of the sleeve is fairly loose feeling and those soft ridges at first are super subtle and more silk caresses but the more you get into it they stop feeling soft and actually start generating some resistance. quite frankly I tend to ignore the rest of the texture the first area feels that fantastic

Conclusion:
the first section of this sleeve truly lives up to the name

Score 3.92 Overall Satisfaction 4.85
Intensity 4.15
Stimulation 4.75
Penetration 4.65
Tightness 3.9
Suction Effect 4.6
Realism 0
Variation 4
Smoothness 3.65
Orgasm Rating 4.1
Noise 0
Lube Use 3.15
Cleanup 2.5
Dry Time 3.6

Dorcel Review

December 8th, 2017 (Dorcel Texture)

Kinda surprised to see a sleeve sitting at the #8 spot and it doesn't have any actual reviews yet. I've had mine for a while now and I love it. it a very nice sleeve for "training" in the sense of identifying the changes of the texture. good suction, lube use isn't too crazy but cleaning is a bit more in-depth as it is with all sleeves that have all those extra little nooks and crannies for lube/jizz to get caught in. Another plus is that this is a shared sleeve which means you have a small range of different starlets to choose from so you can pick the lips you think look best

Conclusion:
Great texture and one of the few FLGs where one texture can have different entrances that's not a (mini)lotus/swallow/forbidden

Score 3.98 Overall Satisfaction 4.7
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Intensity 3.6
Stimulation 4.7
Penetration 3.95
Tightness 3.15
Suction Effect 0
Realism 0
Variation 2.65
Smoothness 0
Orgasm Rating 4.45
Noise 4.9
Lube Use 4.95
Cleanup 4.9
Dry Time 4.9

Vantage Review

December 8th, 2017 (Vantage Texture)

kind of the ultimate stealth masturbator for when you are travelling and the maintenance of a full size fleshlight would be impossible/inconvenient. suction and the noise that it brings are not a factor and cleaning it is as easy as a quick rinse to take whats left of the lube off. should note that I received mine "free" from the Black Friday sale, and while I didn't buy it directly I feel like it is a worthwhile product and not just another one of their gimmicky-er products (looking at you launchpad/weird leg phone strap thing)

Conclusion:
Small, discreet and stupidly easy to clean it's perfect for when you are travelling but don't want to lug around a full sized fleshlight

Score 4.23 Overall Satisfaction 4.35
Intensity 3.45
Stimulation 4.35
Penetration 4.95
Tightness 3.35
Suction Effect 3.5
Realism 0
Variation 1.5
Smoothness 3.45
Orgasm Rating 4.6
Noise 2.5
Lube Use 3.65
Cleanup 3.65
Dry Time 4.65

Vortex Review

December 11th, 2015 (Vortex Texture)

A couple of FLights in and I can already tell that this is going to be one of my top sleeves. Went with Marry Queen's lips and man does that make for a tight entrance and her shorter lips let's you get right into the swirly goodness that is this sleeve. My only complaint would be that the sections widen out just a little too much, but that being said the sleeve is still great. Definitely makes me want to invest in one of those hands free machine setups because rotating the sleeve while stroking makes it even better but it's kind of awkward doing so as it is very difficult to stroke and rotate without "stuttering". A nice side benefit with Marry's pussy is that it's tight enough that even of sloppier, higher lube usage flights very little if any lube leaks out.

Conclusion:
Miela's lips are such a prefect compliment to this amazing sleeve. This should probably be a sleeve that everyone should have in their collection as it's great for both super long and even for short sessions

Score 3.71 Overall Satisfaction 4.6
Intensity 1
Stimulation 0.45
Penetration 1.1
Tightness 4.85
Suction Effect 4.7
Realism 0
Variation 0.25
Smoothness 4.45
Orgasm Rating 0.15
Noise 1
Lube Use 0.1
Cleanup 1.9
Dry Time 3.2

Surge Review

December 11th, 2015 (Surge Texture)

I cannot wait for more sleeve to come in this size. Granted you do lose a bit of length on penetration with this sleeve because the lips stick out a pretty good ways, but with the back half being the same as the first half you really don't miss anything. The texture itself was actually a little misleading, as I had assumed that the crosshatching pattern was more on the stiff side which had me nervous about being rubbed raw but they are actually quite soft. since they bend easily they feel silky going in but when you go to pull out they flip over and try to stop you from doing so. This sleeve gobble's up lube between all the little ridges and between the bumps in the middle and because of the amount of lube you use you will likely want to use a cloth rag around the open end cap otherwise you may start squirting out lube like a mini fire sprinkler. Quick FLights seem to be better as you end up needing less lube and for those times you keep going when it starts to get dry you will start to get a feeling of raw-ness and feel a bit sore for the next day or so. The smaller overall size definitely makes this a fairly snug sleeve even for those of average proportions.

edit: after a few more flights I feel I need to change some things. what I thought to be an intense texture isn't quite what I hoped it would be. the cross hatch pattern has only gotten less and less simulating. with lots of lube it might as well be completely smooth and you only notice the texture once the lube starts to dry up and then almost instantly you can't do long thrusts without feeling like you're going to pull the sleeve out of the case even with a fairly loose end cap. the teeth in the middle are barely noticeable for me and even then I only notice them when I rest my head right in them and then do super shallow thrusts, like moving less than a quarter inch in either direction.

I now wish I would've just grabbed another sleeve off the orgy in the Black Friday sale instead of this. I took a gamble that very much has not paid off.

Conclusion:
An alright opener for what I can only hope to be a long line of sleeves. Definitely better for quicker Flights as after a while you can and will start to feel raw and not in the fun way

edit: at best this is good for a quickie and trying to make a flight with this sleeve last a while to me feels like a waste of time and lube.

Score 1.90 Overall Satisfaction 1.6
Intensity 2.6
Stimulation 2.6
Penetration 3.1
Tightness 2.5
Suction Effect 4.75
Realism 0
Variation 0.5
Smoothness 4.95
Orgasm Rating 4.15
Noise 2.65
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 3.7
Dry Time 4.25

Lotus Review

December 11th, 2015 (Lotus Texture)

I got the Eufrat Mai Lotus as my mystery sleeve in the 2015 Black Friday deal. Based on the feel I think I can understand why most people like the mini-lotus better. The nodes at the back of the sleeve do feel pretty good going through them, but if you are average sized you may only get to feel one of them. I'm also torn in how I feel about the actual lotus node it self. The lotus node appears in 3 of my sleeves now (this, Alien and Primal) and so far they all seem to be really stiff (and I've been using my Primal and Alien for over a year). The stiffness of the actual ring you penetrate quickly begins to numb any part of my head/shaft that goes through it and I miss out on the texture immediately on the other side unless I do short and shallow strokes after sitting there letting feeling return. Eufrat's lips do make for a pretty entrance, and while not quite as deep as Kayden's lips, feel good sliding through especially with the smooth chamber immediately behind them.

Conclusion:
The Lotus is an alright texture, and can't complain too much as it was my free mystery sleeve, however I can see why the mini is the preferred of the two. If you are average sized (7" or shorter) grab the mini over the full sized, they feel too good to only get to one of them

Score 3.32 Overall Satisfaction 3.45
Intensity 3
Stimulation 3.2
Penetration 2.5
Tightness 2.95
Suction Effect 3.4
Realism 0
Variation 0.5
Smoothness 4.45
Orgasm Rating 4.45
Noise 4.1
Lube Use 4.95
Cleanup 0
Dry Time 0

Bulletproof Review

December 8th, 2015 (Bulletproof Texture)

coming from sleeves that are more long lasting based (alien and bookworm) I am already beginning to be able to feel the swells and dips in this sleeve after just a couple flights. I needed a butt sleeve for my collection and so I picked this as part of the Black Friday promotion and I'm thinking I made a smart choice. the opening isn't as tight as I thought it would be but that's probably a good thing especially for anyone with above average girth. Still a bit sad that I missed out on getting it while it was still her pussy sleeve but I won't complain much as the butt feels great. stroking/thrusting through orgasm is something else as the tighter entrance will basically help to milk you completely dry before it let's you go which is just oh so fantastic

Conclusion:
Solid sleeve, good beginner butt sleeve. sadly not lucky enough to be able to give a real world comparison

Score 3.38 Overall Satisfaction 3.65
Intensity 4.9
Stimulation 4.95
Penetration 4.95
Tightness 2.95
Suction Effect 1.6
Realism 0.2
Variation 4.45
Smoothness 2.5
Orgasm Rating 4.85
Noise 3.9
Lube Use 2.1
Cleanup 1.45
Dry Time 2.1

Primal Review

December 3rd, 2015 (Primal Texture)

This is one I have mixed feelings about. This was my very first sleeve purchase partially thanks to fleshking's inside view videos. It's probably attributes to the lens on that camera but the sleeve looked a bit tighter and the fingers looked much closer together but that is not the case. While I would've liked it to be tighter it still feels really good but sensations get a bit muddy for me once I'm past the 2 sets of "teeth" nodes at the entrance, those are always noticeable and feel great but past that everything bleeds into each other and I can't tell the differences between textures which is a bit disappointing. I ended up choosing Ariel for the model so the lips aren't "deep" like I would describe Kayden's but aesthetically are very good looking and does feel tight on entering.

Conclusion:
It's my only high intensity sleeve so I can't compare it to others like the Destroya or Bi-Hive but the Primal is definitely a solid choice and does make for a good choice to ween down from DGS and for "training" to be able to identify all of the transitions as I am trying to still do over a year later

Score 3.24 Overall Satisfaction 4.45
Intensity 2.5
Stimulation 2.7
Penetration 4.95
Tightness 2.4
Suction Effect 3
Realism 0
Variation 0.35
Smoothness 2.65
Orgasm Rating 3.65
Noise 0.25
Lube Use 2.65
Cleanup 4.85
Dry Time 4.9

Bookworm Review

December 3rd, 2015 (Bookworm Texture)

Such a great texture. Picked this up to add a second simple texture and while at first it was underwhelming it's pulled a 180 for me after the break in period, which was a fair amount longer than my Primal or Alien texture. Once past my 10+ flight breaking in this texture took off. It's subtle enough that long flights are a common occurrence and once the sensitivity starts to kick in you can really feel all those little bumps and all those little ridges along the path. And the orifice, oh my god is it amazing. Kayden has one of the most appealing pussies I've ever seen and slipping through those lips feels like liquid velvet, if they made any texture as soft as that the whole way through I'd buy it instantly.

Conclusion:
One of the best looking and feeling orifices and the texture rewards long flights. Perfect for anyone looking for a sleeve that is a gradual build up instead of an exponential one

Score 3.06 Overall Satisfaction 4.95
Intensity 2.5
Stimulation 3.35
Penetration 1
Tightness 2.25
Suction Effect 4.45
Realism 0
Variation 2.1
Smoothness 2.6
Orgasm Rating 4.2
Noise 2.5
Lube Use 3.45
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 4.9

Alien Review

December 3rd, 2015 (Alien Texture)

A solid texture. The twisting texture just inside the entrance feels great, especially with a little twisting while stroking. I will say though that the lotus node feels a bit stiff and has more often than not left me a bit sore on the times I go for longer, deeper strokes and actually makes me miss out on the bumps behind it. However going past and staying past the node in shorter thrusts/strokes feels phenomenal with the bumps on my head and the swirl around the base of my shaft. This has become and will more than likely remain as a great choice for longer sessions.

Conclusion:
I recommend this sleeve to anyone looking for longer flights. Going for long strokes where you almost pull completely out, those swirls work great for a "calming" effect for edging sessions, yet it can be fantastic for quick flights as well with shallow strokes in those bumps

Score 3.23 Overall Satisfaction 3.65
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