Albert_Rodster's Profile

Big fan of the first movie, so of course I was gonna get me some of that blue monkey poon tang

Aesthetics:
I loved how I could feel both clits tingle my frenum. I think they got it right and if alien pussy really looks like this, count me in.

Penetration:
Popping in her you first get a sensation of looseness, until she quickly enchants you with a vortex guiding you to her Lotus. It's probably my favourite loose texture part. Ripping that hymen to go where no man has gone before you are being soon after fondled by STU's bumps. It is kind of saying let me show you how its really done, since you may know the bumps but the vortex and the lotus give you that extra bit of training to desensitise your glans.

Tightness:
Mid level with a nice lotus running up and down to milk you.

Intensity:
Not intense but imersive

Orgasm:
Great especially if you don't mind making a mess and cum in the vortex.

Noise:
Mid level noisy

Lube:
Holds lube very well. My usual method of mixing a teaspoon of water with a third of a teaspoon of lube works like a charm for at least 20 Minutes.

Cleanup & Drying:
I run hot water through both ends for 2 minutes each and it is fine. Drying is done in less than a day depending on where you store it. Bathroom is too moist so just put it back in the case unscrew the cap and stand it on your nightstand with a tissue under it.

Conclusion:
Yeah, sign me up. I'm gonna have me a harem of these tree huggers if we ever go there.

Definately a very good sleeve and a must have for fans of the movies.

The 7 of 9 is in the building and I am not impressed.

Aesthetics:
Looking at it the nerd in me screamed for a pic of 7 of 9 to fap to.

Penetration:
Running my dick over it it felt cold, engineered, yet perfect. It does well in the sense of doing its job and the narrow parts do encourage you to inseminate her, but as heartless as the **** are and as inexperienced 7 of 9 is, this thing really is nothing special.

Tightness:
Mechanical middle of the road

Intensity:
It just felt to clean and mechanical to really enjoy it. Though I got to admit, when coming across that wire for a minute thought I might get zqpped.

Orgasm:
It gets the job done, nothing special.

Noise:
Pretty silent since it lack texture.

Lube:
Holds lube very well. My usual method of mixing a teaspoon of water with a third of a teaspoon of lube works like a charm for at least 20 Minutes.

Cleanup & Drying:
I run hot water through both ends for 2 minutes each and it is fine. Drying is done in less than a day depending on where you store it. Bathroom is too moist so just put it back in the case unscrew the cap and stand it on your nightstand with a tissue under it.

Conclusion:
High flying expectations crash landed on the heap of burnt money

I got to admit I am a fan of these MILFs I grew up watching. I would love to have her, Lisa Ann, Julia Ann, Holly Halston, Gianna Michaels and the late Shyla Stylez for a wild weekend on a large dose of viagra and caverject, so I could die a happy man.

Aesthetics:
I love how her protruding lips give me butterflies and how they hug my rod whilst enyjoying her.

Penetration:
Brandi is very fit and works out a lot, so you would expect her to be tight. And indeed the sleeve gets this point across very well. Sure it is a rather monotone texture but the way she grabs a hold of you and those rocky teeth grind your dick is heavenly. I got the sensation of a cougar devouring its pray toying with it, enjoying the struggle and the squirming.

Tightness:
Once she sinks her fangs into you she will clamp down. She is no Duke from Bad Dragon tight but mos def feels like that fit elder neighbour you used to peep on from beyond the fence during her yoga session.

Intensity:
Relentless long distant runner with rough edges that will make you want to quit at times if you don't have the stamina.

Orgasm:
Her teeth had me shiver with joy and she was the first one in a long time were I was almost not able to keep going whilst cumming.

Noise:
Mid level

Lube:
Holds lube very well. My usual method of mixing a teaspoon of water with a third of a teaspoon of lube works like a charm for at least 20 Minutes.

Cleanup & Drying:
I run hot water through both ends for 2 minutes each and it is fine. Drying is done in less than a day depending on where you store it. Bathroom is too moist so just put it back in the case unscrew the cap and stand it on your nightstand with a tissue under it.

Conclusion:
A must have if you love intense, tight challenges with a potential for a great orgasm and the potential to take it up a notch from the STU.

Bought it way back when it came out.

Aesthetics:
Its a mouth, not too detailed but gets the point across.

Penetration:
An easy entry and what fallows was better than what anyone had back then. The idea of putting slats in it was great and it strongly reminds you of a blowjob, but it is very monotone.

Tightness:
Its's not very tight, sort of middle of the road, but what it lacks there it makes up in suction.

Intensity:
If you put in the right amount of lube (go for more), it'll yank on your cock.

Orgasm:
Decent finish, but not something that made it into my permanent stash.

Noise:
Mid tear noisy

Lube:
Holds lube very well. Üersonally I go with Bad Dragons cum lube on this one and waterboard that thing, but its really doiwn to preference.

Cleanup & Drying:
I run hot water through both ends for 2 minutes each and it is fine. Drying is done in a day depending on where you store it. Bathroom is too moist so just put it back in the case unscrew the cap and stand it on your nightstand with a tissue under it.

Conclusion:
Great for its time and still dows a decent job, but we have way better ones now.

Aesthetics:
The good Doctor has really got an eye for pussy. Even with the sutures the labias are very pretty.

Penetration:
Rub up against her and you would think Dr. F could not fail and when first entering those narrow lips coming upon the Lotus I thought this would be great, but unfortunately I was disappointed. After you pop her hymen the texture is barely noticeable probably because after that she is loose. The doctor really should’ve chosen anyone’s but the village’s bicycle’s grandma’s pussy, that’s what she feels like. I get that they were trying to make you think you are banging dead meat. But I would have thought that Frankenstein would create a tight hottie rather than a disintegrating rotten hole.

Tightness:
You’d have more fun throwing a salami in a gym.

Intensity:
Initially enticing but past the lotus the rotten meat part just doesn’t do anything.

Orgasm:
It gets the job done, nothing special.

Noise:
Loose and silent.

Lube:
Holds lube very well. My usual method of mixing a teaspoon of water with a third of a teaspoon of lube works like a charm for at least 20 Minutes.

Cleanup & Drying:
I run hot water through both ends for 2 minutes each and it is fine. Drying is done in less than a day depending on where you store it. Bathroom is too moist so just put it back in the case unscrew the cap and stand it on your nightstand with a tissue under it.

Conclusion:
For hardcore fans a must have. If you are like me and expect only the best parts of a dozen tight virgins to be composed into the perfect snatch you will skip this one.

Aesthetics:
Probably the prettiest of all molds except for Jenna Jameson’s, at least in my opinion. Kinda like what you would picture what the pussy of Stifler’s mom ought to look like.

Penetration:
At first you hear the wifey say, no not today honey, but you push on anyway when you hear lust coming up in her voice. The tingling of the first chamber is suddenly stopped. Wifey has taken her kegel exercises serious the last couple of months growing strong pelvic muscles. You pop through the ring that guards the second chamber and slip through the long nubs that gently guide your rod deeper. You feel her clench her snatch whilst trying to pull out, as the nubs now seem to want to hold you in and you can hear her whisper “Let me feel you”, enticing you to ravage the milf laying in front of you.

Tightness:
A mature ladies trained honeypot that will not let go and will milk you hard till you give her what she wants.

Intensity:
One of the most intense in my opinion. Not so much going in but those nubs in the second chamber really claw at your dick when you try and leave her hallowed hall.

Orgasm:
Exceptional orgasm thanks to the second chamber’s relentless tugging.

Noise:
Since I use rubber rings on the screw cap I don’t have a noise problem when fully tightend. Open valve it is on the noisier side.

Lube:
Holds lube very well. My usual method of mixing a teaspoon of water with a third of a teaspoon of lube works like a charm for at least 20 Minutes.

Cleanup & Drying:
I run hot water through both ends for 2 minutes each and it is fine. Drying can take up to 2 days depending on where you store it. Bathroom is too moist so just put it back in the case unscrew the cap and stand it on your nightstand with a tissue under it.

Conclusion:
The teenage dream of the mature insatiable milf that will relentlessly milk your cock has become a reality with this one.

I bought the pirate edition way back when I was a horny hopper, being drawn in by the various textures and the intense pleasure that they promised as well as the inviting meaty lips.

Aesthetics:
Running my rod over the luscious labias provided with this sleeve felt awesome. It’s maybe not everyone’s cup of tea but this meaty entrance really got me lusting for more.

Penetration:
Pushing through the thick, hugging lips you first feel a slight tingle from the small nubs near the entrance only to be greated by a chamber of thorns gently poking your glans all around. You feel a pop when pushing past them into what I call the throat of the sand worm. Long teeth scratching along your glans and shaft until you reach a crown of large bumps that gentle streak you before the rhythm of small rings in a declining chamber soothes you.

Tightness:
It’s like it screams: Take all of me! Like a Teenager love bombing their crush. Clinging to your dick like a stripper to a pole.

Intensity:
Especially when first entering coming up through the first chamber onto that ring to this day it is one of my favorite sleeves. It is as if the textures intentionally entice you to pump hard when going in, having you long for more whilst pulling out.

Orgasm:
Not the holy grail but a close second, with its various textures already enticing you throughout the ride it almost demands of you to go full thrust when coming, being rewarded with an intense orgasm that will leave most people satisfied beyond their expectations.

Noise:
Since I use rubber rings on the screw cap I don’t have a noise problem when fully tightend. Open valve it is on the noisier side.

Lube:
Holds lube very well. My usual method of mixing a teaspoon of water with a third of a teaspoon of lube works like a charm for at least 20 Minutes.

Cleanup & Drying:
I run hot water through both ends for 2 minutes each and it is fine. Drying can take up to 2 days depending on where you store it. Bathroom is too moist so just put it back in the case unscrew the cap and stand it on your nightstand with a tissue under it.

Conclusion:
A rough muff that’ll clamp down on your rod with a potential to let you see stars that should not be missing in anyone’s nightstand.