Recently ascended my jerk-off experience.
Onahole and Fleshlight user here. 7x5. Practical owner, not a collector. I keep my drawer small and only have room for the best.
Found 10 reviews in total
May 27th, 2023 (Goddess Texture)
This one has been on my list to try for a really long time just because of how unique it looks. It does deliver on a unique massaging feel, but is pretty one-note and leaves something extra to be desired.
Really versatile, feels good cap on OR off which can't be said for every sleeve. Cap off the nubs still grip and stimulate pretty closeley. Cap on, with enough lube, is typically a very consistent experience until lube starts drying up and it creates way too much suction.
Pretty much the perfect amount of tightness. Not too tight that everything becomes imperceptible, tight enough that you feel a good satisfying squeeze, especially towards the end.
I really expected the nubs to be more pronounced and distinguishable, especially because of the unique way the texture is designed, the nubs should be "in the way" of your dick as you slide in but that effect really isn't perceptible. It just feels like a somewhat lumpy, soft pussy, which is great, but thats really it. Nothing extra going on at all. Going slow it definitely has some very realistic qualities that I really liked. Thrusting hard, it tends to produce some artificial feelings as you notice the patterns of the texture but they are still good.
Overall very solid, definitely capable of getting me there, just didn't blow my mind. I really like it, but may end up in the trash if it can't hold up to my others. Side-by-side with Cream, this one is MILES better in almost every department. Cream should be ranked below this unquestionably.
If you are looking for a milder sleeve that's very realistic, feels like a soft, lumpy, supple, stretchy pussy, and the texture really appeals to you, this is a good bet. Otherwise, pass.
May 24th, 2023 (Fit Texture)
Really interesting sleeve but didn't get much use from me so wound up getting tossed.
It is noticeably looser than other FLs for sure, which is not necessarily a bad thing.
Intro texture features a really prominent, thick spiral spiky structure which honestly was a little much. They definitely felt tough and jagged. Maybe after way more uses it would have smoothed out or "broken in", i guess. The rest of the sleeve just felt kinda meh.
The last chamber looks really fun, like a little extra pocket to pop into, sadly I *just* barely don't make it there unless im really hard and going for it, and even then its really not that rewarding.
Wasn't bad, definitely recommended for larger/longer guys, "fit" is a fitting name.
If you've got a long enough dick to get to every chamber regularly, and other FLs are all feeling too tight for you, I think you owe this sleeve a try. didn't quite work for me but interesting nonetheless. If you think the textures look appealing, I'd say go for it. Otherwise hard pass.
May 23rd, 2023 (Waifu Texture)
At the time of purchase, this texture was/is ranked at #1 overall and is incredibly overrated.
Compared to many of the newer sleeves, Waifu is pretty interesting. There are good textures going on here, they just aren't hitters for me. Cap off you can still feel the texture and variation, which cannot be said for Cream or Lvl Up. I'm not really a fan of using it without the cap anyway but good to see that.
Entrance is meh. Not overly tight here, nubs at the entrance are noticable but not that exciting to poke in. They are laid out asymetrically, which is interesting. Also similarly to the other new sleeves, the opening is slightly angled, which makes hittin it from the back (using it upside down, clit at bottom) a slightly more different feeling experience than if it wasnt. I kinda like that. What I don't really like, the labia tend to want to grip and cause friction on my dick unless covered in lube.
In the first chamber, there are interestingly shaped nubs and pockets that provide a decent massaging feeling. they are perceptible and give a good bit of resistance, and also feel different going out than going in because of their design. cool. I like that. nice going FL. Sadly this is the best part of the sleeve and that's not saying much.
The middle part of the sleeve is a narrow channel that's about an inch long. Here's where the issues start for me. This narrow part creates amazing levels of suction and friction in the sleeve which, if not lubed enough, will pull and chaff the skin of my dick. If too much/too watery lube, loses 90% of its sensation. Hitting that balance to get a good flight out of this is really inconsistent.
AFTER the tight middle part, there's not a whole lot going on, and the image of the texture really exaggerates the design. Really just a small ring (does NOT feel like a lotus node), and a bunch of tiny nubs that encircle you that look much larger and prominent in the image than they actually are.
Overall, Waifu has been a really hit-or-miss experience for me. It's either a mildly stimulating massager that can let me get off only with the perfect amount of lube... OR... every single part of the sleeve wants to grip my dick so hard and cause so much friction that i think it wants to start a fire, and If it's not farting and popping itself out of the case, it's trying to suck my cock into hell. Seemingly another case of marketing teams firing up the hype machine to boost attention for a so-so sleeve. Trash can is a very likely future for this.
Mid and overrated. Interesting, perceptible and varied textures, good massager, but too inconsistent and finnicky, and even when it hits right, its still just not even close to being #1 spot worthy. If you are shorter in length this sleeve might give you pretty much all the good things this sleeve has to offer without causing the over-suction and potential unpleasantry. I can't say I would recommend it, but I can see how those that seemingly have none of the suction issues I do, or prefer to only use cap-off, might enjoy it.
You're getting closer to making another good sleeve, FL. I can feel it. Sadly, so does my wallet.
May 21st, 2023 (Cream Texture)
The hype got me... again....
Feels very similar to lvl up despite looking like completely different textures. They produce similar effects, in that It's just a tight hole. I'm not even particularly girthy, but the way this smooshes to smooth and creates so much suction with cap on that it becomes literally unusable, just kills the experience. Cap off its still a barely noticeable texture. I thought the variations in width would create some interesting effects, but really all it does is cause the outside of the sleeve to flex a bit since there is empty space in the case, and you feel squat. theres hardly any, if at all, added effect due to thickness variation.
Again, similar to lvl up, this thing is just loud and really wants to create a hard vacuum seal. this may be due to the new way FL is shaping their entrances. i really dont even think its possible to use effectively with cap on. so much suction is created that thrusting in causes the end of the sleeve to FART itself loose out of the case. theres really only certain combos of angle, orientation, and end cap tightness that cause this sleeve to not be loud and have a good balance of suction without feeling absolutely nothing.
One thing I've started to notice about these newer FLs is they seem to be noticably softer. Maybe the material is just drying out with age or something, but my older ones feel.. idk... more solid? and as a result the ones that feel more solid have more distinct, perceptible texture.
I was not able to orgasm a single time using this.
I can't get this thing to feel like anything other than a queefy air vacuum or a soft featureless pipe. i mean seriously without the cap it feels like you're just running your dick over bubble wrap. yet another highly overrated low-effort sleeve from FL. Cmon guys. Into the trash it goes.
May 20th, 2023 (Insatiable Texture)
This is my most used FL to this day.
This is my absolute favorite sleeve to grab for a long session. It has the unique effect of being able to be consistently pleasurable regardless of how much lube or how long you've been stroking with it. Soft, supple textures, but STILL PERCEPTIBLE!! It's not death-grip tight like some of the newer FLs that just smoosh the textures to the point where you feel nothing. Its slightly wider chamber also don't encourage over-suction to where it becomes uncomfortable or forces the sleeve to pop out of the case. It just doesn't ever have these issues, ever. It's rock solid reliable go-to pussy that does the job each and every time you want it to, and for that it gets well deserved use.
The initial waffle texture visually seems like it would feel kinda weird, really geometric and looks rigid, but that's just not the case at all. It feels oddly natural. "oddly natural" is a good all around descriptor for these textures. They are all whacky varied fun looking novel textures on paper, but in practice, somehow, for whatever reason, they feel extremely realistic and effective. The nubs in the middle massage your dick without feeling like rigid alien objects. the circular rings toward the back provide friction without the sensation of running your dick through industrial tubing. each section of texture just fucking hits right.
Between this and Eden its tough to say which would take #1 spot overall. Eden and other more intense interesting novel sleeves definitely have their place, but this is just a reliable daily use fuckhole that never puts up a fuss no matter what you decide to do with it or how long you want to abuse it, and I think for that it might just earn itself #1.
Incredible and commonly overlooked sleeve. Perceptible soft thoughtfully designed textures all come together perfectly to create a rock solid consistent experience that is satisfying every single time. This deserves a spot in every collection.
May 20th, 2023 (Beyond Texture)
Really interesting and varied sleeve that has one of the most unique textures I've felt in a FL.
Great entrance. Easily the best part about this sleeve. That narrow channel at the beginning is everything.
The issues for me start just after that. There's circular ridges for a good 50% of the sleeve that just give a really weird jarring feel. Definitely doesn't feel natural, and you can feel your dick knocking over each of them like running a hammer over a xylophone. Its certainly stimulating, but this just isn't a feeling I particularly enjoy. It just doesn't feel like anything organic. it feels like industrial tubing. like my dick doesn't belong there. It was really hard for me to enjoy, which is a shame because it really does start off so good.
The closest I can compare the entrance to is Eden, which in contrast, is followed up by one of the greatest feeling textures ever. I'd wholly recommend that over Beyond based on what this sleeve has going for it.
Felt like fucking a tiny drain pipe. I know lots of people enjoy this sleeve but that sensation just wasn't for me. went into the trash.
May 20th, 2023 (Siren Texture)
I expected this one to be really different from the texture design, but really just didn't expect this.
The entrance has an extremely tight, thin orifice that was so rigid it chaffed the head of my dick to the point it hurt. I had to cut a few slits into this just to allow myself to enter without feeling actual pain. 7x5 for reference.
After I modified/fixed that part, it was definitely more pleasurable, but just really weird. the wall textures are wavy rigid and somewhat tough patterns. Its definitely interesting, but feels sort of... alien... just really weird. takes me out of it. if you're looking for a realistic butt sleeve, hard pass on this one.
I really don't have much praise to give this. There are just so many other better options out there.
No good. Literally unusable before modification, and after still just feels like fucking an alien. Went into the trash.
July 6th, 2020 (Eden Texture)
Quite possibly the most UNDERRATED FL today. Out of all the FLs and onaholes I've tried this one single handedly blows them out of the water. It is a cry and shame that this is not more highly rated as I've tried other top rated sleeves and found them boring compared to this.
The entrance is super unique with large angled nubs that you can actually feel (unlike most textures that just get smooshed and lost in tightness). This transitions into a narrow entrance guiding you to a lotus node which is easily the most pleasurable part of the sleeve. the nubs massage your shaft as your head can pop in and out of that and it is incredible. After the lotus node there are 3 more ring-like textures which are perceptible but unfortunately not that amazing. Wish they would have done something more interesting after the lotus node but then they may have created a sleeve that is just too good and would outshine all others. The last chamber has STU-like nubs which are also just OK.
My favorite way to use this is going balls deep and just grinding on it feeling my head slide in and out of the ridges and lotus node. kinda feels like sliding over or under a cervix so points for realism there.
Really the only con, this takes forever to dry due to the lotus node trapping water and moisture, and sometimes i kinda have to finger it to get the water out to dry completely. don't skimp on drying guys. no one wants a moldy dick.
I really hope to see more sleeves like this as many of the great lotus node textures are sadly discontinued so I will never experience them.
If you are on the fence or someone who thought most other sleeves are kinda boring, get Eden and never look back. Honestly I'm considering dumping my other ones just because this one is so much better that I'm quickly losing interest in using anything else.
The best masturbator I have tried to date. The most unique and stimulating textures all balanced together for an awesome FL.
July 5th, 2020 (Lvl Up Texture)
I bought into the hype. I really wanted to like this sleeve. The entrance texture is really appealing to me and reminds me of textures you'd find in an Onahole that feel amazing.
Unfortunately this sieeve is just a tight hole. There's very, very little stimulation if any at all. The nubs toward the end are only just barely perceptible. I was expecting them to be tight like a lotus node but they are just flat nubs like youd find in the STU.
One improvement they made is that the entrance hole is actually in an anatomically correct position (which is lower toward the bottom of the labia), and thus the entrance feels alot more realistic. Thats a plus. I hope they continue with that.
However, because of the angled opening, depending on your position or the shape of your dick, this sleeve queefs loud gusts of wind every thrust. By far the loudest sleeve I have.
I appreciate FLs innovation in adding new textures and improving the entrance, but unfortunately this one is just a hard miss. If you're looking for good stimulation and intensity give this one a pass. Do not buy into the hype here or anywhere else. Keep your skeptic hat on.
July 5th, 2020 (Spice Texture)
Depending on what you are looking for this sleeve could either hit the mark or be extremely overrated. I think it deserves some credit for being the most realistic anal sleeve, but in actual use, its just kinda boring.
The entrance is by far the tightest of all I've tried. Theres a good couple of inches of just a super tight tunnel. feels great popping in and out. After this, it opens up to a second chamber that is still tight but noticably looser. Moving between the two actually does feel realistic as the tightness varies. But tightness is all you'll feel.
The textures are completely unnoticable. They may as well not even be there. even the ridge-like ones toward the end just don't feel like much after your dick smooshes them flat.
What is very noticable aside from tightness, is SUCTION. With the cap on completely, man this thing will suck your dick off if you don't use enough lube. Be mindful or you'll actually tear the sleeve (which I have, unfortunately).
Now tightness and suction can be good, but unfortunately they just don't keep me interested enough for me to reach for this sleeve.
Overall its fine, will probably use it if I want to "spice" it up with a butt sleeve, but this is miles from my go-to.
If you are looking for the most realistic anal experience that doesn't introduce otherworldly 5th-dimensional textures, this is it. If you are looking for a very stimulating and interesting sleeve, this one won't do much for you.