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About Me

Well I think I bought my first FL back in 2005 (when the Lady wonder wave was the best ILF had on offer) at the age of 16-17. Over the next couple of years, I managed to get a nice collection going. But sadly, most of the fleshies had to be thrown out due to restrictions of living with my parents and not being able to take care of them properly.
Now that I am a little older I started up my collection again and have tried really hard to not buy too many, but you know how it is. Here is my current collection from the past 2 years or so (as of 2016), along with a few "accessories" that I have picked up.
2019 update - And as you can see the collection has grown a little... some were gifts, some I really wanted and some were so stupidly cheap I couldn't say no.

Reviews Introduction

Just to add a little context to reviews, I'm approx 6.5 inches in length by 5.5 inches in girth, and therefore I tend to enjoy the looser textures so the end cap is almost always open.
As of 2019 I have been able to get my launch to connect to my computer and have found some scripts that match the action to a number of porn videos. One of the genres that I have been "playing" are cock hero scripts, and I have found one or two that I have been attempting to use as a point of comparison with different textures.
I have found that letting the launch control the thrusting causes the texture details to stand out much more than if I was stroking by hand.
I have also moved over to gun oil H2O which has by far been the best lube I have ever used with a fleshlight (I used to use ID glide, and the Fleshlight brand lube but I beleive the formulation changed and it no longer agrees with me)

Found 7 reviews in total

Intensity 3.1
Stimulation 3.5
Penetration 4.15
Tightness 3.05
Suction Effect 3.55
Realism 4.05
Variation 3.65
Smoothness 3.45
Orgasm Rating 4.35
Noise 3.05
Lube Use 3.5
Cleanup 3.55
Dry Time 3.35

Eden Review

January 18th, 2020 (Eden Texture)

To start with the Eden texture has caused me a slight problem, it’s a nice problem to have but is still a problem. It has completely disrupted any and all rotation of other sleeves for several months, as for some reason that even now I can’t be 100% sure of, it just does it for me, not in a rushed way but a gentle and paced way that is ideal for a quick or edgy session depending on my mood.
As for the sleeve itself Janice is the first non “pink” sleeve I own (excluding the unrealistic blues and oranges) and I must say the deep tan colour is very appealing. The detailing on the labia is amazing, and in general is something that ILF has been doing very well with their newer girls. The orifice is every so slightly lower than the texture tube which lets you easily slip in, which is needed as initially she was a little tight. The texture in general is quite tight but the first sections are made up of textures that evolve as it is stretched, until that is you reach the ring before the lotus node.
The first section is in my opinion rather realistic, as when it is stretched out the dots/bumps flatten out and leave an uneven roughness (similar to touching sandpaper but softer) which feels natural. This however changes when you move into the second section of angular nubs, which again space out when stretched but very much retain their shape, which if stroked back and forth on the glands almost feel like light finger tickles. Stroking through this section give a subtle movement or contracting sensation which adds to the realism.
The next sections are where things get even more interesting, the ring before the lotus node is much more pronounced than in the original lotus texture and it only adds to how amazing this node is (and is probs why it appears in so many textures) as it does it’s best to line you up with the middle of the lotus node. This is key as rather than hitting the side of the lotus node and pushing through its more of a very gentle and subtle inversion of the node which initially doesn’t feel like much until your glands clears a certain point where texture is able to slide back to its original orientation and gives a wonderful feeling of the sleeve wanting to pull you deeper inside (but localised to the glans and upper shaft). I am only just able to push into the ribbed/rings section and again due to their structure the rings prefer to elongate with you rather than let you easily pass through them which adds to the feel of the sleeve having some life/movement of its own.
As mentioned, this combination of sections allows the sleeve to be ideal for quick intense sessions or a slow and wonderfully edgy session. The use of the launch with this sleeve has led to some very interesting and enjoyable sessions.

Overall, I would say this would currently be my recommendation to anyone who is looking for a fleshlight but doesn’t know which one to get, and would defiantly be me desert island choice.

Score 3.60 Overall Satisfaction 4.05
Intensity 2.5
Stimulation 4
Penetration 3.25
Tightness 2.5
Suction Effect 0
Realism 3.75
Variation 4
Smoothness 3.1
Orgasm Rating 3.25
Noise 3
Lube Use 3
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 3.5

Honey Review

August 14th, 2019 (Honey Texture)

First off, I want to start with full disclosure that this sleeve was my prize as part of the 2019 giveaway (Thank you FleshAssist!).

As one of the newer FLG that have been released I can say that the quality of the moulding and sleeve in general is vastly improved over previous years (the same can’t be said for the cases, though I’m starting to think that is an EU issue rather than ILF as a whole). One of the reasons for the sleeve improvement is the level of detail that is captured in the labia, Lena’s little wrinkles are all there and is defiantly the most realistic looking FLG that I currently own. They have also started to offset the labia from the main “tube” of the texture resulting in the main texture being lined up just below where the clit and labia meet. This gives the illusion of the entrance feeling a little tighter and, in my opinion, a little more realistic.

As has been mentioned with other fleshlights there is a definite breaking in period for textures to reach their final evolution as it were and start giving repeatable sessions, the Honey was one of this textures that has taken a good 15-20 sessions to break in, and the whole process was amazing (I would be tempted to get a spare to experience it again). For the initial 6 or 7 sessions Lena was super intense, and it was a very pleasurable challenge to even attempt to edge with. The “funnel” at the start had very little give and the “flaps” in the middle were reluctant to bend at all, but all slowly started to stretch out with each session thereafter.

Now that the sleeve has been broken in the initial funnel as a very gentle massaging/enveloping sensation rather than a distinct texture, and as it gently tapers in the further you go (from a fairly loose start) you can find a goldilocks spot along this funnel where you can edge and edge for almost as long as you like. However, as you move to the end of the funnel to the central flaps they gently bend and slide out of the way for the tightening nubs and another set of flaps. The forward stroke past the first set of flaps has a soft squeezing sensation but it is when your whole glans pushes past and they try ever so hard to go back to where they started (whilst the second set of flaps simultaneously slide out of the way of the tip of the glans and the nubs give some added pressure) that you are given a feeling that I can only describe as the same sensation as passing into someone’s throat during a blowjob. A popping sensation past a soft yet muscular ring. It is this sensation that makes it difficult to edge with this sleeve, as you know this wonderful feeling is there, waiting, tempting.

As for the climax with the Honey I wouldn’t describe it as intense or demanding, as if the sleeve is wanting to pull the orgasm from you, but more of a playful “Oh, oops. Did I just make you cum?” (with a knowing sly smile) climax, which is ideal for ending a session. I have been using this sleeve with the launch (it helps to bring all the details of the texture to life for some reason) and a few sudden deep thrusts will defiantly wake you up and even end the session if you are not careful.

Overall, I would say the Honey is an ideal texture for edging and long relaxed sessions and is now my go to for those. I think it would be difficult to have a quickie with it as I would be too tempted to just draw the session out a little longer.

Score 3.38 Overall Satisfaction 4.1
Intensity 2.9
Stimulation 4
Penetration 4.25
Tightness 2.5
Suction Effect 0
Realism 4.35
Variation 2.15
Smoothness 3.6
Orgasm Rating 4.15
Noise 4.1
Lube Use 3.1
Cleanup 4.1
Dry Time 2.55

Bigfoot Review

May 19th, 2019 (Bigfoot Texture)

The bigfoot sleeve was on my must have list for quite some time, and as soon as I heard that it might be being discontinued just after Halloween I put in a quick order. The main reason I wanted this fleshy was the huge meaty labia, and of all of the freaks line this orifice looked the most “natural”.

The orifice and sleeve in general do require a little addition to the normal amount of lube, just to get all the folds a little moist, but it is worth it as it does guide you into the sleeve and becomes a little snug as you start to enter the main texture. I have noted that if you are using the fleshlight on your back the lube has a tendency of working its way out of the sleeve and dripping/moistening the labia which does mean I have been needing to re-lube after about 10-15 minutes if I’m going deep, as the lube gathers at the base of my shaft which brings a rather enjoyable dynamic to this sleeve (and some fun sounds).

Whilst the texture itself does look like a larger version of the STU the gap between the orbs/beads and the joining stem has the effect of the whole orb trying to move out of your way rather than gliding over rigid bumps. The orbs also fill out a large portion of the sleeve which rather than making it feel tight has the effect of making it feel snug and squishy, and is what I would imagine a vagina build to accommodate much larger members clamping down on a smaller one would feel like. It very much feels like the sleeve is conforming to you rather than you stretching out the sleeve giving it a very realistic (for a large creature at least) feeling. Given this feeling the texture is stimulating without being overly intense, allowing you to either edge or just let loose and enjoy at any speed you want, and when it does come time to climax I have been able to happily keep stroking and building thigs up more without it being too intense/painful.

Overall, I would say this is a must have original sleeve to add to any collection.

Score 3.55 Overall Satisfaction 4.35
Intensity 2.1
Stimulation 3
Penetration 1.05
Tightness 3.6
Suction Effect 0
Realism 3.05
Variation 0.95
Smoothness 4.3
Orgasm Rating 3.25
Noise 2
Lube Use 3.45
Cleanup 4.45
Dry Time 4.55

Pure Review

May 12th, 2019 (Pure Texture)

I know that this texture has been discontinued by ILF but, a well-known UK reseller has been stocking it recently (almost always at a decent discount) so I had to give it a try. The retail packaging looked fairly recent and originated from ILF’s Spanish location.

The first thing that needs to be addressed with this sleeve is obviously the orifice, the images don’t truly show how much like a glazed doughnut it looks. The face of the sleeve is very flat and a good inch thick, with the opening gently curving in to a relatively tight sleeve texture. To be honest as you penetrate there is a feeling of pushing into something but it is very smooth and doesn’t feel like a whole lot unless you are extremely sensitive at the time.

Now for the pure texture itself, it’s a much tighter texture than what I normally go for but with the discovery of Gun oil lube I have been finding some of my tighter sleeves much more usable. But for the pure whilst the sleeve is tight the variation in texture is rather subtle, but it is there if you are trying to look for it. Overall the feel of this sleeve reminds me a lot of the “original” sleeves like the wonderwave as the ribs themselves are stretched flat when you penetrate as the sleeve expands to accept you. While this might sound like a bad thing it actually has a different effect, of making it easier to just stroke away and slowly build things up and up, meaning it is brilliant for edging (I have found it very enjoyable in the launch with a CH video) and when you do decide to let go you can suddenly realise that you have worked up to quite a high wave of a crashing orgasm.

As with the sleeves like the wonderwave using the pure does that the characteristic sliding sound as you stroke, which gets louder the faster you stroke, but the lube use is rather good and cleaning and drying are comparatively easy compared to some of the FLG sleeves out there.

Overall, I would say this is a nice lazy sleeve if you want to do some edging or some relaxed launch play, that can build up as much as you let it.

Score 2.96 Overall Satisfaction 2.75
Intensity 2.05
Stimulation 4.05
Penetration 3.55
Tightness 2.8
Suction Effect 0
Realism 4.1
Variation 3.4
Smoothness 3.05
Orgasm Rating 3.45
Noise 2.5
Lube Use 3.6
Cleanup 4.05
Dry Time 4

Crush Review

May 7th, 2019 (Crush Texture)

Just to add a little context to this review, I'm approx 6.5 inches in length by 5.5 inches in girth, and therefore I tend to enjoy the looser textures so the end cap is almost always open.

The thing with Fleshlights is that you will buy one and it will feel so much better than your hand, and then you see a different texture and think “Hmm, that looks like it will be fun” and before you know it you have a decent sized harem of sleeves. I am currently at the 21 mark and the crush has dropped right in the top 3.

As I have mentioned I usually go for the wider looking textures and at first glance, the front end of the crush looks pretty loose. Oh, how pleasantly wrong was I. The long ridges that run along the first couple of inches of the sleeve have the effect of narrowing thing down a bit, but as they are flexible, they tend to sl out of your way, and on repeated strokes they sl in different directions resulting in an amazing sensation. I would say it’s similar to squeezing but not quite.

I tend to reach just past the first narrowing section of the sleeve, with some more of those ridges that run with the flow, and whilst these ones are shorter, they also fill more of the ins of the sleeve. Again, they tend to gently give and sl out the way but the sensation this time feels like you are bottoming out on something and it’s stretching just that little bit more to let you fit.

I will say the overall intensity of the crush is a lot less than some of the busier textures but what gives it the top 3 for me is that it is perfect when those occasions when you just want to take things slow and enjoy. The finish from this can build up quite nicely but it more of a gentle release rather than an explosion of sensation.

While the crush has m it to my top 3 I am tending to leave her for special occasions when I know I can take my time.

Score 3.47 Overall Satisfaction 4.5
Intensity 3.1
Stimulation 3.95
Penetration 3.5
Tightness 3.6
Suction Effect 0
Realism 3.5
Variation 3.95
Smoothness 4.1
Orgasm Rating 3.45
Noise 2.6
Lube Use 3.9
Cleanup 4.45
Dry Time 3.95

Storm Review

May 7th, 2019 (Storm Texture)

Just to add a little context to this review, I'm approx 6.5" length by 5.5" girth, and therefore I tend to enjoy the looser textures so the end cap is almost always open.

I know this has been mentioned on some of the Fleshlight forums, but I wanted to incl for completeness... the material used to make the Storm I received was much different to the other Fleshlights I own. It was much firmer and almost tanned compared to the light flesh tone I am used to. As a result, I have found that I have had to give it a good 3-4 weeks to break in, but is still much more resistant to giving/stretching that other textures which I have found rather enjoyable (even if I don't really like tight textures, it has more of a muscular feeling which just feels really nice).

As for the orifice, the initial penetration feels rather tight (might be the material) but does give way to the more open nubs chamber which has a very enjoyable squishy sensation which I can happily stroke back and forth through to work things up. However, it's when you push further the tighter rings contrast the squishy feeling with a firm stroking sensation (which in my opinion feels more realistic).

Full and deep strokes of this texture have allowed me to build up to an explosive finish, but just slowing down a little you can easily let yourself back off and enjoy a longer session. This texture by no means tries to drag you to the finish line as quick as it can.

Definitely the most MILF-like sleeve that I own at the moment.

Score 3.67 Overall Satisfaction 3.7
Intensity 3.6
Stimulation 4.2
Penetration 4.25
Tightness 3.05
Suction Effect 4.45
Realism 3.35
Variation 3
Smoothness 3.05
Orgasm Rating 3.75
Noise 4.55
Lube Use 2.55
Cleanup 3.8
Dry Time 2.7

Attack-Revel Review

December 30th, 2017 (Attack-Revel Texture)

Just to add a little context to this review I'm approx 6.5" length by 5.5" girth, and I tend to enjoy the looser textures so the end cap is almost always open.

Now I must say I do think that the opening to the FLG sleeves is a very important visual aspect of using my fleshies, and the attack does have some nice spread labia which easily guide you into the sleeve.
It this in fact the first 1-2 inches of this sleeve that in my opinion gives the texture it's name, as the spread labia give way to a tight opening ring, and pushing past this section feels like the sleeve is trying to just suck you in where you belong. It's a deliciously satisfying sensation only topped by the sleeve pushing you back out if you slip too far out (which sadly forces you to have to experience that initial penetration all over again).

The main "loose" middle chamber of the sleeve does have some nice variety but I find it very subtle, but can build up into a rather intense sensation as the session carries on or if you want to angle yourself into the side of the sleeve. It's because of this that makes it a very versatile sleeve, and most of the times that I have used the attack the point of no return has crept up on my rather quickly, but if you know that it might be coming this sleeve will allow you to take it easy and keep the session going if you so wish.

As a small note I usually keep the end cap open, and this texture if one of the reasons why as with the cap closed the sucking feeling is intensified dramatically. For me it gets to the point where it is so strong that I don't enjoy it (and usually end up using a lot more lube) but if you like some good suction this texture can do it.

A nice versatile sleeve with a wonderful tight penetration that gives way to a subtle but sometimes intense middle chamber that lets you ride out the pleasure or go for broke.

Score 3.57 Overall Satisfaction 3.7


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