Hey! I bought my first Fleshlight in October of '16, and I've been enjoying the FLights ever since.
A few quick points:
1) At the moment, Stoya's Destroya is my favorite Fleshlight Texture.
2) I give a sleeve 3 uses before an initial rating, and then three more (for a total of six) before I re-do my rating and write a review.
3) I've got two wishes for Fleshlight:
A) More skin tones. Yes, Misty Stone has a caramel color, but that's one Fleshlight Girl. Let's add more!
B) More case colors, and the ability to choose a color case. I'm sick of the standard Pearl; what about a ruby red or an indigo shade?
Found 5 reviews in total
February 12th, 2017 (Vantage Texture)
The Vantage was a sleeve I received for free as part of the Valentine's Day deal; to clarify, I am a man of slightly under average length (5 1/4") and average girth. I found the Vantage to be a pretty restrictive sleeve. It's not very interesting, and really only serves well as an addition to play with a partner.
Intensity: This texture is not very intense. In fact, it's almost bland.
Stimulation: Again, pretty underwhelming here. I can't find very many unique points.
Penetration: I'm not a big fan of this odd five-star orifice, to be very frank. There's no grip, no spreading like there is with labia... Nothing.
Tightness: It feels pretty loose, to me, but that could be because there's no suction.
Suction Effect: This is really not applicable, since if you keep the end cap on you're bashing your head into hard plastic. Not pleasant.
Realism: This is not realistic, but I hope no one expects it to be.
Variation: There isn't a ton of variation, but there's also not that much sleeve area for variation to occur in.
Smoothness: Pretty smooth, and also pretty soft, even for SuperSkin.
Orgasm Rating: I don't really have very many positive things to say here.
Noise: Relatively nonexistent. Very nice in that regard.
Lube Use: Good, since it's a small sleeve, though I can't say I've paid too much attention to that aspect.
Cleanup: I always use hot, running water.
Dry Time: Pretty efficient - I stand my sleeves up to dry.
Overall Satisfaction: Unsatisfied. Even during play with my partner, the Vantage left a lot to be desired and is pretty nonfunctional for solo FLights.
Conclusion:
The Vantage is average at best, leaving a lot to be desired. I find that it's relatively loose and uninteresting, and requires a lot of effort to achieve orgasm with alone. It has its place as a niche item for play with a partner or group, but it's certainly not my Fleshlight style or texture of choice.
February 12th, 2017 (Destroya Texture)
The Destroya was one of the textures I purchased together (Destroya, Swallow, and Forbidden, all 'Stoya' variant); to clarify, I am a man of slightly under average length (5 1/4") and average girth. I found the Destroya to be a really well-designed sleeve. It's become my standard (although now I just bought some new textures, so we'll see how that changes, I guess) and I know I can count on it whenever.
Intensity: This texture is intense, but not overly so. It hits a good balance.
Stimulation: Again, strong stimulation, but it's tasteful, and doesn't force you to take breaks.
Penetration: This orifice is okay, in my opinion. It could definitely be tighter, but isn't bad as is.
Tightness: It feels pretty realistic, but is definitely tighter than most of my partners. It's almost virginally tight.
Suction Effect: While the cap can be used to modulate this, I find that the Destroya has a wide range of suction. I commonly change during a session, and really like how the feel can change dramatically by adjusting the end cap.
Realism: This is certainly a realistic texture - I would venture to say it's very close to the real deal.
Variation: There are lots of changes, especially with the little spikes. It is certainly a great aspect of the texture.
Smoothness: Pretty rough - not in a bad way at all. It's just got a lot going on inside.
Orgasm Rating: Very, very nice. This is my standard sleeve, and satisfies me when I'm away from the ladies. Reliable, strong orgasms (not as extreme as the Forbidden) that do not disappoint.
Noise: Relatively nonexistent. Very nice in that regard.
Lube Use: Average, though I can't say I've paid too much attention to that aspect.
Cleanup: I always use hot, running water.
Dry Time: Pretty efficient - I stand my sleeves up to dry.
Overall Satisfaction: Very satisfied. The Destroya is a sleeve that I would replace without second thoughts if it got damaged or worn, and is the texture I reach for when I'm not craving anything niche.
Conclusion:
The Destroya is a truly awesome sleeve. I find that it's very realistic, and offers intense sensations that lead to satisfying, extended orgasms. The spikes and the tightness of the interior make it a great feeling texture, no matter the speed or end cap tightness, and it's never let me down.
February 12th, 2017 (Forbidden Texture)
The Forbidden was one of the textures I purchased together (Destroya, Swallow, and Forbidden, all 'Stoya' variant); to clarify, I am a man of slightly under average length (5 1/4") and average girth. The Forbidden was a nice sleeve; though I don't use it much, it always meets my expectations when I do get in the mood for anal emulation. The one odd complaint I have about it is that the exterior (the 'butt' itself, if you will) has become pretty sticky. It's not an issue of cleanliness, but I do have to regularly apply cornstarch, something that I haven't really had to do with my other sleeves.
Intensity: This texture is intense. It is not to be underestimated.
Stimulation: Again, this is a strong texture, and it is very stimulating.
Penetration: This is my favorite orifice to penetrate; I love the tightness and the 'pop' when you burst through the sphincter.
Tightness: This is as tight, if not tighter, than the few anuses I've had the luxury of entering. It really is tight.
Suction Effect: While the cap can be used to modulate this, I find that the Forbidden has strong suction that doesn't really decrease unless you fully remove the end cap.
Realism: This is certainly a realistic texture - I would venture to say it's very close to the real deal.
Variation: There are a few changes, and a repeated pattern.
Smoothness: Pretty smooth, with subtle rings.
Orgasm Rating: Wow. This texture really delivers in a big way. I have very strong finishes with this sleeve.
Noise: Relatively nonexistent. Very nice in that regard.
Lube Use: Average, though I can't say I've paid too much attention to that aspect.
Cleanup: I always use hot, running water.
Dry Time: Pretty efficient - I stand my sleeves up to dry.
Overall Satisfaction: Extremely satisfied. The Forbidden is, in a way, just like anal sex - something that I don't get much of, but that blows me away when I do get some.
Conclusion:
The Forbidden is a great sleeve. I find that it's very realistic, and offers very intense sensations. This texture tests your endurance and, at least for me, has always provided me with a great ending and a feeling of satiety and relaxation after the session. I would strongly recommend Forbidden.
February 12th, 2017 (Swallow Texture)
The Swallow was one of the textures I purchased together (Destroya, Swallow, and Forbidden, all 'Stoya' variant); to clarify, I am a man of slightly under average length (5 1/4") and average girth. The Swallow was quite the intense sleeve, and is one that I regularly return to. It's not something I use every time I reach for the Fleshlight, but it's got staying power by virtue of its realism, powerful effects, and uniqueness (the only mouth-emulating texture I know of).
Intensity: This texture is pretty intense; I really like it.
Stimulation: I find this sleeve to be very stimulating, sometimes almost to extremes.
Penetration: I enjoy the penetration aspect of the lips, though I do wish they were a bit tighter.
Tightness: Reasonably tight - it feels like the 'typical' tightness of a mouth on your member during a blow job.
Suction Effect: While the cap can be used to modulate this, I find that the Swallow falls on the higher end of the spectrum.
Realism: This is certainly a realistic texture - I would venture to say it's very close to the real deal.
Variation: There are changes, which really add to the experience and mimic the oral experience.
Smoothness: Smooth, but with noticeable bumps and ridges.
Orgasm Rating: Great! A texture I know I can rely on for a good finish.
Noise: Relatively nonexistent. Very nice in that regard.
Lube Use: Average, though I can't say I've paid too much attention to that aspect.
Cleanup: I always use hot, running water.
Dry Time: Pretty efficient - I stand my sleeves up to dry.
Overall Satisfaction: Very satisfied. If something happened to my Swallow, I would definitely buy it again in a heartbeat.
Conclusion:
The Swallow is a great sleeve. I find that it's very realistic, and offers intense sensations coupled with very solid finishes. The nature of the texture mandates that you take it at a moderate pace, which adds to the experience. While it of course is not as enjoyable as a real blow job, it is a very good substitute.
February 12th, 2017 (Mini-Lotus Texture)
The Mini-Lotus was my first texture; as a man of slightly under average length (5 1/4") and average girth, I figured that I might as well try the scaled-down version of the popular Lotus texture. I was satisfied with the sleeve, but by no means blown away or particularly enchanted with it. The best thing this sleeve has going for it is its realism, as I feel it accurately portrays the vaginal orifice and interior canal. For a unique and exciting experience, however, the Mini-Lotus would not be my choice, especially after purchasing more sleeves and discovering all that they have to offer.
Intensity: This texture is not particularly intense. It is satisfactory, nothing more than that.
Stimulation: Again, an average experience.
Penetration: I would commend the Mini-Lotus on the penetration effect of the orifice - it is pretty darn nice.
Tightness: "Meh" - it feels pretty realistic, and no vagina I've been in is absurdly tight.
Suction Effect: While the cap can be used to modulate this, I find that no matter what, the Mini-Lotus fails to stand out here.
Realism: This is certainly a realistic texture - I would venture to say it's very close to the real deal.
Variation: There are changes, just nothing show-stopping. The Lotus Nodule is a great sensation.
Smoothness: Pretty smooth, with pleasant bumps.
Orgasm Rating: Good, but nothing amazing. Definitely beats a hand job, but that's... about it.
Noise: Relatively nonexistent. Very nice in that regard.
Lube Use: Average, though I can't say I've paid too much attention to that aspect.
Cleanup: I always use hot, running water.
Dry Time: Pretty efficient - I stand my sleeves up to dry.
Overall Satisfaction: Satisfied, but would not purchase this particular sleeve again.
Conclusion:
The Mini-Lotus is a sleeve that certainly delivers, but is nothing spectacular - it combines a relatively accommodating orifice with a stimulating, but ordinary texture. It is best used, in my opinion, as a supplement to another sleeve or play with a partner, as it's a great warm-up toy.