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Once I tried my first fleshlight I was hooked! These things are like crack, and now I have a collection of 27. No regrets.

Found 12 reviews in total

Intensity 3.75
Stimulation 4.85
Penetration 3.9
Tightness 4.15
Suction Effect 4.9
Realism 4.6
Variation 3.4
Smoothness 4.9
Orgasm Rating 4.45
Noise 4.75
Lube Use 4.9
Cleanup 4.45
Dry Time 3.9

Savage Review

December 27th, 2017 (Savage Texture)

I bought this sleeve shortly after it was released in part because I love the butt sleeves and part because Lisa Ann is a legend. The design of this texture was also very intriguing. It turned out to be one of favorite sleeves. I really like to use this sleeve for longer edging sessions. It is not the most intense sleeve but it is tight enough to provide enough stimulation to keep you going for a long time. I use a good amount of lube with Savage to fill all the small ribbed sections and it feels great. Even with a lot of lube this sleeve is on the quieter side of the fleshlight family. Cleanup is very easy because there are no separate chambers and drying is rather quick for the same reason. I usually hang the sleeves on a towel rack to dry which does a great job.

Conclusion:
I would definitely recommend this sleeve to anyone who is looking for a new butt sleeve or one to use for longer sessions. A must have in my opinion.

Score 4.40 Overall Satisfaction 4.75
Intensity 4.9
Stimulation 4.6
Penetration 4.45
Tightness 3.6
Suction Effect 4.5
Realism 3.15
Variation 4.4
Smoothness 3.25
Orgasm Rating 4.75
Noise 3.45
Lube Use 4.45
Cleanup 3.9
Dry Time 4.1

Reign Review

December 27th, 2017 (Reign Texture)

I bought this sleeve because I had heard a lot of good things about it. I had read a lot of reviews and Nikki Benz’s butt sleeve was at or near the top of many people’s lists for intensity/stimulation. I already had Annika’s Siren, which I am a big fan, and many people mentioned the similarities between the two. So I decided to try it out and I was blown away immediately. It did feel a lot like the Siren but with a few different textures. The ribbed mid-section followed by a narrow tunnel and finally some angled spikes near the end create an amazing feeling. It is definitely one of the most intense sleeves I own and every orgasm with it feels like the first time I used it. Cleanup isn’t too bad but the many chambers make it take a while to dry. I usually hang the sleeves on a towel rack to dry which does a great job.

Conclusion:
I would recommend this sleeve to anyone looking for an intense sleeve that feels great.

Score 4.09 Overall Satisfaction 3.7
Intensity 4.05
Stimulation 4.55
Penetration 4.45
Tightness 3.5
Suction Effect 4.95
Realism 3.3
Variation 4.05
Smoothness 4.05
Orgasm Rating 4.6
Noise 4.6
Lube Use 4.85
Cleanup 3.6
Dry Time 3.95

Spice Review

December 27th, 2017 (Spice Texture)

I purchased this sleeve because I wanted to try out the long narrow beginning part of the texture, it seemed unique to this sleeve. The way this texture is designed, with the long narrow beginning followed by a larger open area with small nubs and then finally another narrow ribbed chamber which creates this suction effect that makes it want to suck itself towards you. It is a really nice feeling, but it isn’t very intense. Better for longer sessions? It doesn’t require a lot of lube even with the tight opening, and doesn’t make much noise at all I think it is one of the most discreet sleeves I have. Cleanup is pretty simple because the design isn’t too complicated, and drying doesn’t take very long either. I usually hang the sleeves on a towel rack to dry which does a great job.

Conclusion:
I really like Spice because it has a unique sliding sensation that I have not experienced from other sleeves, I would put it somewhere in my top 10 and recommend it to anyone who is looking for a more subtle sleeve.

Score 4.25 Overall Satisfaction 4.95
Intensity 4.6
Stimulation 4.5
Penetration 3.9
Tightness 3.35
Suction Effect 3.7
Realism 3.4
Variation 4.2
Smoothness 4.5
Orgasm Rating 4.65
Noise 2.6
Lube Use 4.4
Cleanup 4.15
Dry Time 4.2

Zone Review

December 27th, 2017 (Zone Texture)

I got this sleeve with many others during a Black Friday sale and I chose it because I am definitely a fan of Abella’s ass so I had to try out her sleeve. loud. Similar to Abella’s Danger sleeve, this one is not overly intense. It has a lot of open chambers which creates a lesser stimulating experience. The mid section has a couple ribs and areas that create a pushing through feeling but all in all it is more of a subdued feeling. This sleeve is nice for longer sessions, but it is also pretty loud. Due to the large open chamber I used more than an average amount of lube which made the sounds intensify even more. Cleanup isn’t too bad but the many chambers make it take a while to dry. I usually hang the sleeves on a towel rack to dry which does a great job.

Conclusion:
I am a big fan of the orifice for this particular sleeve and it creates a pleasant experience, especially for longer edging sessions. But it is not a very intense sleeve, if you are looking for that.

Score 4.04 Overall Satisfaction 4.45
Intensity 3.9
Stimulation 4
Penetration 4.45
Tightness 4.65
Suction Effect 4.2
Realism 3.75
Variation 4.1
Smoothness 4.25
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 3.6
Lube Use 3.45
Cleanup 4.5
Dry Time 4.6

Forbidden Review

December 27th, 2017 (Forbidden Texture)

I got Asa Akira’s forbidden sleeve as a free mystery sleeve. I am a fan of Asa so I was happy to have gotten her version of the forbidden, but I wasn’t initially too impressed with the design after looking at it. I have also since gotten Christy Mack’s forbidden as a mystery sleeve with another purchase. The beginning is tight but there is no texture to it and is very unimpressive. The wavy part of the texture does feel very nice despite there being little variation. It is not an intense sleeve. I don’t care too much for this sleeve, it just doesn’t have enough stimulation. Cleanup is very simple because it is a simple texture, and the dry time is very fast as well. I usually hang the sleeves on a towel rack to dry which does a great job.

Conclusion:
The forbidden texture is not that bad but it isn’t that great in my opinion. It isn’t very stimulating and not one that I use often.

Score 4.11 Overall Satisfaction 4.15
Intensity 4.9
Stimulation 4.75
Penetration 4.1
Tightness 4.5
Suction Effect 4.6
Realism 3.1
Variation 3.85
Smoothness 3.15
Orgasm Rating 4.7
Noise 3.65
Lube Use 4.4
Cleanup 3.65
Dry Time 3.25

Punk-Charmer Review

December 27th, 2017 (Punk-Charmer Texture)

This was one of the first sleeves I purchased. I am a big fan of Joanna Angel so I decided to try out her butt sleeve, and I was not disappointed. It is still one of my favorite sleeves to date I even bought a second one (first one has some wear to it, so I bought a second to replace when I want). I love this sleeve so much because of its intensity. The ribbed effect creates a very strong suction and the feeling of pushing through the different sized ribs is amazing. I use a decent amount of lube with this one which can cause it to make pretty loud suction sounds. I’d say it’s one of the loudest sleeves I own. Cleanup isn’t too bad but there are a lot of different diameter rib sections that cause it to dry slowly. I usually hang the sleeves on a towel rack to dry which does a great job.

Conclusion:
Punk is a very intense and satisfying sleeve that I would recommend to everyone who is looking for an intense sleeve. It is at the top of my list of personal favorites.

Score 4.09 Overall Satisfaction 4.65
Intensity 4.4
Stimulation 4.45
Penetration 3.6
Tightness 3.9
Suction Effect 3.65
Realism 3.4
Variation 4.45
Smoothness 3.95
Orgasm Rating 4.5
Noise 4.1
Lube Use 4.6
Cleanup 4.45
Dry Time 4.35

Danger Review

December 27th, 2017 (Danger Texture)

I purchased this sleeve along with many others during a black Friday sale. Since I was getting Abella’s Zone sleeve I decided to just throw this one in with it to have both. I didn’t know what to expect out of it after looking at the texture, many were new to me but it looked interesting enough. It is not very intense, in fact I would say it feels blunt. It required a little extra lube to get going also. Although there was some variation within the different chambers, it wasn’t all that stimulating. I would say that Danger is better for longer sessions as it isn’t so intense. It is not the tightest sleeve but it is snug, and usually will cause an orgasm due to the tightness rather than stimulation. Cleanup isn’t very long, similar to most other sleeves, but it can take a while to dry because of the complex texture. I usually hang the sleeves on a towel rack to dry which does a great job.

Conclusion:
Danger is a solid choice for a subtler, less intense sleeve while still feeling pretty satisfying. It is not one of my favorites but it is a good add to my collection.

Score 4.13 Overall Satisfaction 3.95
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Intensity 4.45
Stimulation 4.6
Penetration 4
Tightness 4.35
Suction Effect 4.25
Realism 3.95
Variation 3.6
Smoothness 4.75
Orgasm Rating 4.65
Noise 4.2
Lube Use 4.5
Cleanup 4.6
Dry Time 4.45

Empress Review

December 27th, 2017 (Empress Texture)

I actually bought this sleeve along with another one by accident. I thought I was buying Adriana’s butt sleeve but I had ordered this one instead. I can’t say that I was disappointed though, as this is a very good sleeve too. The texture is unique, it reminds me of a ripple effect with the ribs swirling their way around you. Although there isn’t a lot of variation, the way that the ribs are angled provides enough stimulation to keep you going for a while without feeling too intense. I needed to use a decent amount of lube because the orifice kept drying up on me, but once sufficiently lubed up it worked great. Cleanup is pretty quick because it is mostly open and there are no small chambers, and drying doesn’t take that long either. I usually hang the sleeves on a towel rack to dry which does a great job.

Conclusion:
Empress is a very good sleeve great for longer sessions and I would recommend to anyone, it is one of my favorite sleeves.

Score 4.33 Overall Satisfaction 4.2
Intensity 3.95
Stimulation 3.95
Penetration 3.35
Tightness 4.45
Suction Effect 2.6
Realism 2.45
Variation 2.85
Smoothness 2.75
Orgasm Rating 3.15
Noise 3.6
Lube Use 2.6
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 3.65

Booty-Untouched Review

December 27th, 2017 (Booty-Untouched Texture)

This was one of the first sleeves I purchased. I was a big fan of Christy Mack so I decided to try out her butt sleeve, but was a little disappointed with the feeling. To be honest, it is a bit boring. It is a tight sleeve, but there is no variation to the texture and therefore does not offer much in the way of intensity or stimulation. Because of it’s tightness and alternating chambers it does create a decent amount of suction, which also causes a bit of noise, so it’s not the quietest sleeve, especially with more lube. Although it does not require a lot of lube to be effective. Cleanup is very simple because it is a fairly simple texture, but the dry time can become extended due to the many chambers. I usually hang the sleeves on a towel rack to dry which does a great job.

Conclusion:
All in all, it’s not one of the better sleeves in my opinion and is somewhat forgettable in my collection of 20+.

Score 3.34 Overall Satisfaction 3.35
Intensity 4.25
Stimulation 4.25
Penetration 4.6
Tightness 4.7
Suction Effect 4.45
Realism 3.15
Variation 4.25
Smoothness 2.35
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 4.85
Lube Use 2
Cleanup 3.95
Dry Time 3.85

Destroya Review

December 27th, 2017 (Destroya Texture)

I purchased this sleeve due to the very large amounts of praise this sleeve gets from many users, and I have to agree for the most part, it is a very intense sleeve. The spikes in the middle of the texture create a very intense feeling and tightens up the deeper you go. The sleeve as a whole is very tight and does not make much noise at all, it is a very quiet sleeve. The only problem I have with this sleeve is the long narrow opening in the beginning, after a while it dries out and I have to re-lube often. Cleanup isn’t very long, similar to most other sleeves, but it can take a while to dry because of the complex texture. I usually hang the sleeves on a towel rack to dry which does a great job.

Conclusion:
I wouldn’t say this is one of my favorite sleeves because in my opinion it isn’t as stimulating as many of the other sleeves out there and with the constant need to re-lube it I would rather just use another sleeve in my collection.

Score 3.83 Overall Satisfaction 3
Intensity 4
Stimulation 4.15
Penetration 4.6
Tightness 4.4
Suction Effect 4.45
Realism 3.4
Variation 4.1
Smoothness 4.45
Orgasm Rating 4.7
Noise 4.7
Lube Use 4.7
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 4.5

Beyond Review

December 27th, 2017 (Beyond Texture)

I purchased this sleeve along with many others during a black Friday sale so it took me a little while to get to it, but it was worth the it. This sleeve combines two of my favorite sensations, the ribs in the center of the texture and the spikes right after that. Pushing through both of those textures feels amazing and is very intense. The sleeve as a whole has a lot of variation to it which causes intense stimulation all around. With a fair amount of lube this texture can be extremely intense. It is not very loud compared to other sleeves either. Cleanup isn’t very long, similar to most other sleeves, but it can take a while to dry because of the complex texture. I usually hang the sleeves on a towel rack to dry which does a great job.

Conclusion:
Beyond is new to my collection but it is quickly climbing up the ranks. I would definitely recommend.

Score 4.30 Overall Satisfaction 4
Intensity 3.4
Stimulation 3.85
Penetration 4
Tightness 4.25
Suction Effect 4.6
Realism 3.65
Variation 3.5
Smoothness 3.4
Orgasm Rating 3.7
Noise 2.4
Lube Use 3.1
Cleanup 4.85
Dry Time 4.45

Bulletproof Review

December 27th, 2017 (Bulletproof Texture)

This was one of the first sleeves I purchased. Teagan Presley’s bulletproof sleeve looked very intriguing and looked like it could be very intense due to the tightness, but it was quite the opposite. It is a tight sleeve, but there is no variation to the texture and therefore does not offer much in the way of intensity or stimulation. Because of it’s tightness it does create a decent amount of suction. It does not require a lot of lube but if you over lube it, the sleeve has a tendency to make very loud suction sounds. Cleanup is very simple because it is a simple texture, and the dry time is very fast. I usually hang the sleeves on a towel rack to dry which does a great job.

Conclusion:
All in all, it’s not one of the better sleeves in my opinion and is quite forgettable in my collection of 20+.

Score 3.79 Overall Satisfaction 3.9
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