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Found 14 reviews in total

Intensity 3
Stimulation -
Penetration 2.9
Tightness 4
Suction Effect -
Realism 4.7
Variation 4
Smoothness 4.95
Orgasm Rating 3.95
Noise -
Lube Use 3.95
Cleanup -
Dry Time 3.5

Mini-Lotus Review

December 31st, 2016 (Mini-Lotus Texture)

The Mini Lotus is a great sleeve for those who are new to Fleshlights, have a 6 inch or less member, and want a tight sleeve. This sleeve is tighter than the original Lotus and allows you to reach the Lotus node sooner. I prefer the Mini Lotus to the Lotus because of the increased tightness and hitting the node sooner. Lube use is about average with this sleeve. Cleanup is easy, just rinse with cold water and then do an optional rubbing alcohol bath, then leave out to dry.

Conclusion:
I prefer the Mini Lotus to the Lotus based on the extra tightness and the shifted forward design. Recommended to everyone.

Score 3.98 Overall Satisfaction 4.85
Intensity 2.85
Stimulation 2.85
Penetration 2.85
Tightness 2.75
Suction Effect 2.85
Realism 2.15
Variation 1.6
Smoothness 2.5
Orgasm Rating 2.65
Noise -
Lube Use 3.95
Cleanup 3.9
Dry Time 3.6

Speed Bump Review

December 29th, 2016 (Speed Bump Texture)

The Speed bump is a less intense sleeve when compared to a similar sleeve, the STU. Personally I enjoy the STU better. The Speed bump has rougher bumps whereas the STU has softer pillow like bumps that feel better to me. The Speed bump is only used as an edger in my collection at this point and I usually finish up with another sleeve. Cleanup is not bad at all, rinse with cold water, isopropyl alcohol bath, then leave out to dry or blow dry with a blow dryer on no heat.

Conclusion:
I prefer the STU to the Speed Bump and would recommend you purchase that over this sleeve.

Score 2.85 Overall Satisfaction 2.6
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Intensity 3.75
Stimulation 2.5
Penetration 3.8
Tightness 3.5
Suction Effect 3.25
Realism -
Variation 1.5
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating 3.95
Noise -
Lube Use 3.2
Cleanup -
Dry Time 3.5

Wonder Wave Review

December 29th, 2016 (Wonder Wave Texture)

The Wonder Wave is a great starter sleeve with it's own pros and cons. I would rate it as low/mid intensity depending on how you have the end cap twisted. The ribs feel great passing over your manhood and feel fairly tight. The cons (at least for me) are having this texture in a pink lady Fleshlight instead of a FLG. I'm mostly into the FLG line currently so my Wonder Wave only gets the occasional use. Cleanup and drying are easy, rinse with warm water, optional isopropyl alcohol bath, then leave out to dry.

Conclusion:
Overall a good starter sleeve that can deliver great orgasms, but limited to pink lady design.

Score 3.31 Overall Satisfaction 4.1
Intensity 2.6
Stimulation 3.45
Penetration 3.55
Tightness 4.9
Suction Effect 4.6
Realism 4.95
Variation 3.4
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating 3.6
Noise -
Lube Use 4.65
Cleanup 4.95
Dry Time 3.9

Forbidden Review

December 27th, 2016 (Forbidden Texture)

I personally love the Forbidden texture after receiving a free mystery sleeve during the holiday sale. It's a nice, tight, ribbed entry but uses a lot of lube due to the design. I have never had anal sex before, so I cannot say one way or another if this sleeve feels like anal, but I would recommend it! There is not a lot of variation to this sleeve, so if you'd like a tight sleeve with different chambers, try Heavenly which is one of my favorite sleeves. Cleanup is easy, rinse with cold water, do your optional isopropyl alcohol bath, and then leave out to dry or dry with a blow dryer on no heat.

Conclusion:
A great tight sleeve with little variation. Recommended for those wanting to try an anal experience.

Score 4.10 Overall Satisfaction 4.6
Intensity 4.95
Stimulation 4.95
Penetration 3.65
Tightness 3.5
Suction Effect 2.95
Realism 1.7
Variation 2.9
Smoothness 0.4
Orgasm Rating 3.75
Noise 2.9
Lube Use 2.65
Cleanup 1
Dry Time 1.65

Obsession-Bliss Review

December 27th, 2016 (Obsession-Bliss Texture)

After reading many reviews about how people loved the Obsession, I decided to purchase it recently during the holiday sale. After Flying with it five times now, I can say that Obsession isn't for me. I find the fangs too intense inside the sleeve and the cleanup and drying to be a pain and the longest cleanup time I have encountered with a Fleshlight. First time using it, I came in the sleeve and it was slightly painful pulling out because of the sensitivity of the head meeting the fangs. Jenna's orifice is a nice mold, however.

Conclusion:
Overall, Obsession is not for me. I hope to purchase Destroya soon to replace my Obsession and use that instead to rotate a high intensity, quick orgasm sleeve among my collection.

Score 2.94 Overall Satisfaction 4.15
Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 4.6
Penetration 3.7
Tightness 2.9
Suction Effect 2.9
Realism 3.7
Variation 4.7
Smoothness 2.9
Orgasm Rating 3.85
Noise 3.75
Lube Use 2.65
Cleanup 2.25
Dry Time 2.9

Crystal Review

December 27th, 2016 (Crystal Texture)

The Fleshlight Ice I have a love/hate relationship with. I like the design, it feels great, not too intense and a good edging sleeve which I enjoy. The main draw to it is you get to watch yourself inside of the Ice sleeve which is really cool and exciting, but it comes with a price-the texture is a bit tacky/sticky than your regular Fleshlight sleeve. This means that any kind of debris/hair will stick to it very easily, and in my case, may cloud up the clear Fleshlight Ice a bit. I was in a hurry once to clean up the sleeve and used a towel to pat it dry and the fibers from the towel covered the sleeve, leaving it cloudy. I would recommend that you rinse with cold water for cleanup and always leave it out to dry or use a blow dryer on no heat for drying. I enjoy this sleeve and may replace it someday with a new one. I would love to see ILF reduce the stickiness as well as possibly create a vagina orifice FLG Ice sleeve.

Conclusion:
A bit stickier than a normal Fleshlight, but if you want to see yourself inside, I'd recommend it. Fun sleeve for couples.

Score 3.44 Overall Satisfaction 3.9
Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 2.6
Penetration 4.85
Tightness 3.65
Suction Effect -
Realism 4.95
Variation 3.5
Smoothness 4.7
Orgasm Rating 4.1
Noise -
Lube Use 3.7
Cleanup 3.9
Dry Time 4.85

Lotus Review

December 27th, 2016 (Lotus Texture)

Some dismiss the Lotus texture, but it's a good sleeve for 3 uses in my opinion, 1) a good beginner's sleeve, 2) a good edging sleeve, 3) a good realistic sleeve. I like to use it to edge and to see how long I can last while using it. The Lotus features a smooth canal with the lotus node around the 4 inch mark, and if you are not well endowed, you can always take the sleeve out of the case to push the rest of the sleeve onto yourself in order to feel the other sensations. With it being a smooth sleeve, it is low intensity, but to me feels the most realistic compared to other sleeves I have used. You may have a hard time with lube coming out because of the smooth design but I typically keep a bottle of Astroglide close by to re-lube the canal. Cleanup is easy with rinsing the sleeve with cold water, an optional ispropyl alcohol bath, and then dry.

Conclusion:
I would recommend beginners to purchase the Lotus. If you are a collector or plan on collecting multiple textures, my advice is to wait for free mystery sleeve sales that ILF does, as the Lotus has been given away as free mystery sleeves several times in the past and you may not want duplicate sleeves.

Score 4.09 Overall Satisfaction 4.75
Intensity 3.75
Stimulation 2.9
Penetration 4.9
Tightness 4.7
Suction Effect 3
Realism 4.85
Variation 2.95
Smoothness 3.95
Orgasm Rating 3.9
Noise 2.85
Lube Use 2.95
Cleanup 2.75
Dry Time 1.65

Heavenly Review

December 25th, 2016 (Heavenly Texture)

I really enjoy the Heavenly sleeve. The first thing you will notice is how symmetrical Jessica Drakes lips are. The first canal has a few bumps which I don't really notice followed by a super tight section which feels great. Next up is a lotus node and that's about as far as I can reach. This is a tight, smooth sleeve that's just enough stimulation to send you over the edge quick without being too intense. I would really recommend Heavenly and I feel like it's somewhat overlooked. Cleanup is a little bit more time consuming with the super tight section and the lotus node, just make sure you run your fingers through it several times especially at first when cleaning out the factory corn starch. Dry time takes a little longer as well but using isopropyl alcohol and a blow dryer on cold air will speed up the drying process.

Conclusion:
If you enjoy tight sleeves and he lotus node, you'll love this sleeve. It's a smooth ride but incredibly enjoyable.

Score 3.56 Overall Satisfaction 4.7
Intensity 3.65
Stimulation 3.9
Penetration -
Tightness -
Suction Effect 4.9
Realism -
Variation 3.65
Smoothness 2.9
Orgasm Rating 4.95
Noise -
Lube Use 3.85
Cleanup 4.85
Dry Time 4.95

Mini-Swallow (SIAC) Review

December 5th, 2016 (Mini-Swallow (SIAC) Texture)

The SIACSukit is essentially a smaller version of the full size Swallow Fleshlight. This toy would be a good option for shorter guys that want to experience more of the sleeve than they may be able to reach with the swallow. It is a tighter version of the Swallow, and does a decent job of simulating oral sex. It is tight and intense so it doesn't take long to cum. Cleanup and drying is the same as normal Fleshlights, rinse with cold water, optional isopropyl alcohol bath, leave out to dry.

Conclusion:
I prefer the feeling and tightness of this sleeve to the Swallow, but the Swallow has Fleshlight Girls so that is a win for me. It's a tighter, shorter version of the Swallow, but I enjoy it and would recommend it.

Score 4.18 Overall Satisfaction 4.15
Intensity 3.65
Stimulation 4.6
Penetration 4.9
Tightness 4.25
Suction Effect 4.9
Realism 4.5
Variation 2.9
Smoothness 3
Orgasm Rating 4.6
Noise 2.5
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 4.1
Dry Time 3.95

Swallow Review

December 4th, 2016 (Swallow Texture)

The swallow can't replace a real life blowjob but it's a great oral simulator! Place the sleeve in a bowl of warm water to warm the sleeve first. Entrance is a little loose and the ribs feel great, not too rough. The end of the sleeve mimics deep throat which is a great tight feeling. It's great to use with your favorite oral porn. I haven't had any issues with lube drying out on this sleeve either. Cleanup isn't bad, just rinse with cold water, optional isopropyl alcohol bath, and then leave out to dry.

Conclusion:
Warm the sleeve in a bowl of warm water before you use it for an enjoyable experience. Not as good as a real life blowjob, but still a great oral simulator. Recommended for anyone who is a fan of oral.

Score 3.98 Overall Satisfaction 3.85
Intensity 3.2
Stimulation -
Penetration 2.1
Tightness 2.65
Suction Effect 1.9
Realism -
Variation 0.35
Smoothness 0.65
Orgasm Rating 0.85
Noise -
Lube Use 2.85
Cleanup 3.2
Dry Time 3

Super Ribbed Review

December 4th, 2016 (Super Ribbed Texture)

The Super Ribbed starts out pretty tight and you are instantly met with multiple closely spaced ribs that feel okay at first. Once I get going, it kind of numbs me and I loose the feeling. Personally, I do not care for this sleeve as it numbs and becomes uncomfortable for me. I had hopes for liking this sleeve but even after break in, I still do not enjoy it.

Conclusion:
Many micro ribs tend to numb the head, which can cause discomfort. Not an enjoyable sleeve for me.

Score 2.07 Overall Satisfaction 2
Intensity 2.9
Stimulation 2.7
Penetration -
Tightness 2.6
Suction Effect 3.75
Realism -
Variation 0.85
Smoothness 3.7
Orgasm Rating 3.95
Noise -
Lube Use 3.75
Cleanup 2.85
Dry Time 2.6

Vortex Review

December 3rd, 2016 (Vortex Texture)

This sleeve takes some breaking in until it really gives you the best experience. Once broken in, the ribs feel like they are sucking you in. If you don't like it at first, give it another try because it feels pretty great. Cleaning and drying are easy, rinse with cold water, optional cleaning with isopropyl alcohol, then leave it out to dry or blow dry it with no heat. I like the sleeve but would not classify it as one of my favorites.

Conclusion:
A good starter, low intensity sleeve. Not recommended for those looking for high intensity feeling.

Score 3.03 Overall Satisfaction 3.7
Intensity 4.9
Stimulation 4.9
Penetration -
Tightness 2.65
Suction Effect 3.9
Realism 0.9
Variation 0.95
Smoothness 0.95
Orgasm Rating 4.75
Noise -
Lube Use 2.6
Cleanup -
Dry Time 1.75

STU Review

December 2nd, 2016 (STU Texture)

The STU was my first Fleshlight and I definitely recommend everyone try it. It is a tight and intense sleeve, marketed as a sleeve that will help you last longer while having sex which I agree with. The pillows are intense, yet feel great and smaller guys don't have to worry about not being able to feel chambers at the end of the Fleshlight because it is all lined with these pillows. Ejaculating in the STU for the first time can be so intense that it's borderline painful to the flaccid head, so I would recommend breaking in the STU before ejaculating inside. I don't have a problem with DGS but I would imagine the STU would be a great Fleshlight to deal with DGS once broken in. Cleanup is easy, just rinse with cold water, alcohol bath occasionally, and leave out to dry or you can blow dry it with a hair dryer on no heat.

Conclusion:
Recommended if you want to last longer and enjoy intense sleeves.

Score 2.92 Overall Satisfaction 3.85
Intensity 2.9
Stimulation 4.9
Penetration 3.9
Tightness 2.9
Suction Effect 3.15
Realism 0.85
Variation 3.5
Smoothness 3.9
Orgasm Rating 4.95
Noise 2.85
Lube Use 2.85
Cleanup 3.85
Dry Time 4.85

Alien Review

December 1st, 2016 (Alien Texture)

At first, I was unsure about purchasing the blue Alien doubleclit Fleshlight, but I am so glad I did! Some users have complained that the sleeve was rather sticky but I have not had that problem with this sleeve. It comes in a dark blue case which I like as it helps to differentiate which Fleshlight I want to grab. Upon entering, you notice the vortex texture, followed by the lotus node, and finally a STU bump chamber. I would rate this as a mid intensity sleeve because of the STU bumps. If you are all the way inside in that chamber when you cum, it will be an intense sensation on your helmet. Lube lasts well with this sleeve, I use two drops in the canal and a little on the entrance. Clean up is easy, just rinse with cold water and allow to dry before storage. Sometimes I will use isopropyl alcohol as it cleans the sleeve well and allows for quicker drying time. If I am in a hurry, I break out the hair dryer and can have this sleeve dry very quickly compared to leaving it out to air dry.

Conclusion:
Highly recommended if you enjoy the lotus node feature or mid intensity sleeves!

Score 3.59 Overall Satisfaction 4.95
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