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User since Apr 2019

Birthday: 31 Years Old

Location: Netherlands

Penis Length: 16.3cm
Girth: 15.2cm

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About Me

Hey I'm Darkpizzacutter, got my first fleshlight couple years ago was a life changer, first one I got was Mack Attack, still with me today. Might not be my greatest sleeve anymore, but at that time it was mind blowing. sadly I dabbled in to other brands as well was a bit of a waste of time and money, 2 years back however I got myself a Dorcel sleeve as my 2nd fleshlight, was quiet content for a while until last Christmas I bought myself True Lust and suddenly got the crack, up to 9 sleeves atm, hoping to expand that soon.

Found 7 reviews in total

Intensity 4.3
Stimulation 3.5
Penetration 3.5
Tightness 3.7
Suction Effect 3.05
Realism 0
Variation 2.5
Smoothness 3.5
Orgasm Rating 3.7
Noise 3.5
Lube Use 3.9
Cleanup 3.5
Dry Time 3.5

Wonderland Review

May 30th, 2019 (Wonderland Texture)

I got this sleeve cause I wanted to try out an anal sleeve with a fun looking texture, sadly I don't enjoy the Anal sleeves as much as the Vagina sleeves, it just doesn't suit my slow and teasy way. which is a shame cause I really like this texture. It's a very unique intense texture, it does lack a bit of variation but I don't last long enough to complain about that.

Lets start with the orifice, I have no sleeve to really compare it to, but I have noticed after a couple of uses it stretches out a little bit and the poutynes is gone it's nothing dramatic but noticeable. the cheeks provide a nice V-shape and they are very cushioning it feels pretty funny when going sideways.

I was surprised how stretchy the opening is, don't get me wrong it's still a tight entry but it gives in pretty easy and it's not obnoxiously tight, very well done I would say. Only down side is it builds up a resistance just like you have with a real anus, but when you penetrate through there is a high chance you just get launched inside and it feels very rubbery/toy like. I like to tease myself enter&re-enter and being an anal sleeve it makes it already harder and when you get this toy like feeling it can just take me out of it, but if you stay inside it's all fine.

While inside the sleeve, it's a medium tightness this entire sleeve really creates room around you. The curve in the middle which is very noticeable, makes that section more snug and you can feel the shift in direction as pressure builds up or drops down.
As for the texture inside it's a very intense texture that likes to rub on your shaft, I would describe it as the feeling you get when you move your thumb across a hair comb but than more pleasant. this happens on two sides, so you can pick top and bottom or your sides. the ribs I don't notice that much maybe cause of over intensity of the nipples.

Other bits and bobs:

Lube use: be careful with lube, I know it's an anal sleeve and my first instinct was as well to use to much and that just destroys the texture inside, I use a big bottle of h2o with the squirt cap, I use 1 squirt inside, use 2 fingers spread it around and use what's left on my fingers for the head of my penis. Note that I pre-heat my sleeves in warm water. this method really brings out the texture to it's fullest, so play with it don't over lube it.

Noise: It's on the quieter side, with cap closed it's almost stealthy you do lose a lot of the texture this way, and with it open it's almost not noticeable.

Cleaning and Drying: I take some extra time cleaning since it has a lot of nooks and crannies but nothing extreme, and it dries on the same pace as most of my other sleeves.

Thanks for reading my review hope it helps, just note that I don't own any other anal sleeves.

Conclusion:
Wonderland is a fun and unique texture, while it's tight it really gives in, It's a intense sleeve that really stimulates your shaft with tiny prickles, with a fun curve in the middle. It might lack in variety but overall I thoroughly enjoy this texture, Just be careful with lube use.

Score 3.53 Overall Satisfaction 3.75
Intensity 4
Stimulation 4.3
Penetration 3.45
Tightness 3.65
Suction Effect 3.35
Realism 0
Variation 3.45
Smoothness 3.2
Orgasm Rating 3.6
Noise 3.8
Lube Use 3.3
Cleanup 3.05
Dry Time 3.1

Destroya Review

May 27th, 2019 (Destroya Texture)

Stoya's Destroya, the (in)famous sleeve, that either works for you and it blows you away, or it doesn't and you will find it lackluster. Luckily I fall in the first category, I thoroughly enjoy this sleeve. However it did not live up to the hype, as a hyper intense sleeve that will blow your socks off. Not to say if that I find it a mild one, but It doesn't come close to some of the other hyper intense sleeves. So I tend to use it more as a somewhat tight intense edger and I'm very happy with the result I'm getting from this sleeve. If you already have read some other reviews on this sleeve you know every Gentlemen responds differently to it, so here is my take on it.

Lets start with these amazing inviting lips, they are thick meaty and wide and the entry is pretty open resulting for easy access, it also allows for nice grinding and teaseplay. When entering the sleeve you penetrate a tight section with tiny nubs(which I personally don't notice) leading up to a nice wide circle with bigger nubs that stimulate the head when pushing through and stroking the shaft, after that you will have to push through a tight section which is followed by the main chamber of Destroya. Here in this chamber are the famous ribs that for me work differently every session, one session you might need to hold your sleeve sideways or doggy style to make them work. but if you found out how to hold your case, they will really stimulate your shaft and tease your head when you push through them. I would describe this feeling as someone stroking you very gently with finger tips, a lovely feeling. After that you get another tight section with nobs that pushes you along and gives some nice resistance when pulling out, it leads to this ribbed tube which I find pretty bland.

So I find this sleeve to be a very stimulating intense sleeve but not hyper intense, it just keeps you on your toes when playing with it and edging is perfectly doable with it. The ribs really provide a fun unique feeling. It has a nice variety going on.

Other bits and bobs:

Lube use: I use h2o gun oil I have no problem with this sleeve just use my regular doses even with longer sessions it still holds it own.

Noise: I would say normal, can get a quieter with cap closed and with it open it makes the classic sound, not stealthy but not obnoxiously loud either.

Cleaning and Drying: Cleaning takes a bit of extra time due to the complexity of the inside but it's still pretty easy to do, drying is roughly the same as other sleeves.

Thanks for reading my review, hopes this helps you.

Conclusion:
So I really enjoy this sleeve, it's not the hyper intense monster I thought it would be, but more of a semi-tight, intense edger with decent stimulation, a nice variety and a unique feeling caused by the ribs and I don't think it's out of place in any collection.

Score 3.56 Overall Satisfaction 4
Intensity 3.45
Stimulation 3.35
Penetration 3.2
Tightness 2.3
Suction Effect 3.4
Realism 0
Variation 3.55
Smoothness 2.9
Orgasm Rating 4.45
Noise 3.85
Lube Use 3.35
Cleanup 4.05
Dry Time 3.8

Attack-Revel Review

May 25th, 2019 (Attack-Revel Texture)

This is the sleeve that started it all for me. for 3 years I've thoroughly enjoyed Mack Attack and still do, it's a sturdy one, even the main feature the first ring is still in tip top shape. Even compared to my newer sleeves it can still really hold it's own especially with it's unique feeling and it still has unrivaled place in my line up.

Lets start with the lips, these are really Christy's lips very pleasant to look at they are wide meaty lips that allow for an easy entrance. When entering the sleeve you are almost instantly greeted by this ring that gives a decent amount of resistance, gives a real tight feeling when pushing through and transforms in to a tug/jerk feeling for the shaft, the deeper you go the better it gets. when pulling out this same ring gives a nice plop of relief.
The main chamber is nicely varied with all kinds of mildly intense textures that tease you one stroke you feel them the next they are gone and you feel the others. After that I'm only blessed enough to reach one of the holes and provides the same tight resistance of the first ring.

This combination of a tight tug with a mild wide main chamber gives this sleeve a feeling of always being a couple of strokes away from orgasm, even though it has this feeling you can edge in this sleeve pretty easy, just be careful cause it likes to bite out of nowhere and it bites hard. But if you do manage to edge, all I can tell you is that most of my greatest and most memorable orgasms are from this sleeve, but if you don't give in on the right time it can also completely ruin you. I don't own another sleeve that can keep you on the edge for such a long time

Other bits and bobs:

Lube use: not a real problem I've switched from all kinds of different brands they all worked perfectly no extra re lubing needed, h2o is now my preferred one and works brilliant with it.

Noise: if used dry it's normal sound not to stealthy not to loud, when you preheat the sleeve with warm water, it might sound and act like a squirt gun.

Cleaning and Drying: very easy to do, pretty straight forward plain tube in the middle with the special holes/rings near the entrance of both ends, makes it one of the easier sleeves to clean and dry.

Thanks for reading my review, hopes this helps you.

Conclusion:
Attack is a mild wide sleeve with a tight ring that likes to tug you. It's a sleeve that really keeps you on edge, but still and almost perfect for longer sessions, just be wary that it likes to sneak up on you. Probably a very competent sleeve for newer pilots who like to learn how to edge.

It's my trusty "old" fleshlight that still competes with my newer sleeves and I really don't want to miss it.

Score 3.50 Overall Satisfaction 3.85
Intensity 4.4
Stimulation 4.25
Penetration 3.8
Tightness 3.8
Suction Effect 3
Realism 0
Variation 3
Smoothness 3
Orgasm Rating 4.25
Noise 3.5
Lube Use 3.5
Cleanup 2.45
Dry Time 2

Obsession-Bliss Review

May 20th, 2019 (Obsession-Bliss Texture)

At first I thought Obsession wouldn't be for me, but when I could get it super cheap from a local retailer, I thought why not and I'm glad I did, took me a couple of sessions to get used to it, but now I'm pretty pleased with this tight intense sleeve, that's really just for quickies as I find it impossible to edge in it.

Lets start with the lips, these are a bit of a let down there small and pretty bland, but lets not forget this sleeve is from 2014 and I'm a little spoiled by the newer ones. But they are still small so no hand entrance is not that easy to do. If you do manage to get in, you are greeted with a real tight non textured thick wall which leads up to some ribs which very briefly tease you while you get to the knobs, this section is what makes obsession so intense, your gentleman is stroked teased and stimulated from all sides while getting narrower giving an overwhelming pleasure, which is just hard to describe but it's almost jaw dropping good.

Other bits and bobs:

Lube use: I use h2o and have no problem with this sleeve, you might need some sessions to find the correct dose.

Noise: just normal not stealthy not super loud, with the cap closed(wouldn't recommend) you can probably get a sneaky one off.

Cleaning and Drying, yes this takes a extra time, especially drying can be a bit of a pain.

Thanks for reading my review hope it helps.

Conclusion:
Obsession is a special sleeve that has a unique tight and overwhelmingly intense texture. It's great for a quick session with a spectacular ending, an orgasm by a thousand cuts.

Score 3.46 Overall Satisfaction 4
Intensity 3.85
Stimulation 3.95
Penetration 3.35
Tightness 3.75
Suction Effect 3.55
Realism 0
Variation 5
Smoothness 3.4
Orgasm Rating 3.55
Noise 2.65
Lube Use 3.5
Cleanup 3.85
Dry Time 3.8

Dorcel Review

May 13th, 2019 (Dorcel Texture)

If I could have only one sleeve for the rest of my life, this would be it. It might not be my number 1 sleeve, but I'll be damned if it isn't entertaining with lots of variety and you have the playbook. It's tight, intense, has a lot going on at the same time, turn it 45 degrees and you got yourself a different feeling, plus you can choose between 4 sets of lips, so you can pick your own poison.

Talking about lips, I currently own Lola's which are pretty unique looking, very wide and tall, perfect for grinding and tease play, before that I used to own Anna's but I kinda ruined her with silicon lube(never do that) her lips were more my style, inner-lips almost overshadowing the outer-lips, they looked really beautiful.

The entrance of the sleeve is tight and pushes you forwards towards the first chamber where you are greeted with a couple different pleasure knobs, when pulling back out there are 3 triangles that really bring the intensity of this sleeve up a notch. After that there is an opening that leads to a cushioned tight chamber, where you can really feel the tightness vary when you push through, this leads up to another opening which in turn leads up to the super tight bit.
Words cant really describe this sleeve, it has a lot going on at the same time and a plethora of ways to be used and discover new feelings.

Other bits and bobs:

Lube use: with Fleshlube you might need to apply a bit during an edging session it kinda disappears but for normal use it's fine, with h2o you can edge with it no problem.

Noise: it's a pretty noisy sleeve, especially if you like to warm up your sleeve in warm water.

Cleaning and Drying: both take a bit more time than your straight tube sleeves but nothing really problematic.

Thanks for reading my review, hopes this helps you, but do note that I don't own many of the popular sleeves.

Conclusion:
Dorcel is a tight sleeve with decent intensity, it has a lot of different feeling chambers in it and if you play with different lube use, tightness of the suction cap or something as simple as turning your sleeve, you will get much more variety out of it. And that variety makes it that I would never want to part with this sleeve, the amount of fun you can have in one session with one sleeve is just brilliant.

Score 3.73 Overall Satisfaction 4.25
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Intensity 2
Stimulation 4.5
Penetration 3.35
Tightness 2
Suction Effect 3.5
Realism 0
Variation 2.5
Smoothness 4.5
Orgasm Rating 4.5
Noise 4.5
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 4

Honey Review

May 8th, 2019 (Honey Texture)

Honey is as the name implies a sweet and soft sleeve, that is in my opinion made for edging and it's pretty easy to do in this one. It's a sleeve that isn't intense but still stimulating, resulting in a very dreamy sleeve like someone giving you a back massage but on your gentleman. that's why I would say it's almost more of a massager than a masturbaitor and I tend to use it more with soft-core or erotic-asmr to get the most out of it.

When taking a first look at the sleeve the first thing you will notice is these beautiful inviting lips that are highly detailed, they are pretty wide allowing for easy access and some fun foreplay like grinding or other tease play . They also give the lips that grip look which is very pleasant to look at, but sadly not the feeling maybe they are a bit to w or to shallow the lips are pretty tucked in the sleeve itself. Still the best set of lips of all the sleeves I own.

First section of the sleeve, this is it's strength and if the sleeve was 100% this texture I would have enjoyed it just as much.
When you enter you immediately get engulfed by a wide meaty feeling, the ribs massage your shaft with a sort of wavy feeling and if you wait a second after a thrust you can feel them fight back to get in original position, twist and turns improve this effect, but be careful if you are a person who likes to go fast this feeling will be gone and it will be like a bland wide sleeve.
On the other hand if you overapply lube you cut out the wavy feeling and you are left with a pretty realistic meaty feeling in the first section of the sleeve, reminds me of a wider vagina, however this is countered by the 2nd section.

The 2nd section of the sleeve. these fins are a teaser for the head they are quite sturdy and you will definitely notice them, especially when pulling back out you will notice them stimulating your frenulum.
Like with the first section twist and turns makes it feel better, as for the balls in between the fins I honestly don't feel them. Think they are to close to the fins for me to pick up such a small detail.

Other bits and bobs:

Lube use: I use h2o, works great with this sleeve even with long edging sessions, I do however like to use some on the head of the sleeve so it doesn't cause friction when turning.

Noise: it's on the quieter side, not completely stealthy but getting close.

Cleaning and Drying: No problems here just like most sleeves.


Thanks for reading my review, hopes this helps you, but do note that I don't own many of the popular sleeves.

Just a fun thing at the end, don't know anything about Lena, but at a first glance, this sleeve just doesn't suit her at all there is no fierceness no bite, it's more of your hippie relaxed kumbaya kind of sleeve.

Conclusion:
Honey is wider sleeve that doesn't feel wide it has a very meaty feeling to it. It's perfect for edging even for beginners.
It's not intense but not bland and boring either, it's very stimulating. If you are interested in fast paced intense action stay clear of this sleeve, but if you like a slow session with a nice relaxing dreamy experience this might be the sleeve for you.

I really enjoy this sleeve it has an unique role in my collection.

Score 3.62 Overall Satisfaction 3.75
2
Intensity 5
Stimulation 4.75
Penetration 4.4
Tightness 2.25
Suction Effect 4.7
Realism 0
Variation 4
Smoothness 4.3
Orgasm Rating 5
Noise 3
Lube Use 4.45
Cleanup 3
Dry Time 3

Insatiable Review

May 1st, 2019 (Insatiable Texture)

This is hands down my favorite sleeve, from the first try I gave it till my latest it has blown me away with it's intensity, I can normally enjoy myself in peace and quiet but this one makes me slip out some noise and it's addicting as well, haven't rotated it out yet and it really spiked up my numbers. I thoroughly enjoy this sleeve and this is why I want to make this review my first one on this site.

Lets start with the lips, which are incredibly detailed and fun to look at, they are open enough to allow for easy one handed access no need to get your mouse hand sticky with lube. The lips do not rise high above the fleshlight so it isn't really perfect for grinding but the deep curved very detailed opening makes up for that granting a decent amount of teaseplay

The first section of the sleeve the honeycomb structure plus the nipple bowl work well together as the honeycomb gives a nice ripply feeling that gets tighter but still feels pretty meaty resulting in pulling back the foreskin if you are uncut, making that the bowl will stimulate not only the head but also the shaft when entering and going threw it which has a sandpaper like feeling but in a good way. If you like this section you can screw the cap tighter making the rest of the sleeve milder and it makes this section stand out.

The 2nd section is where it's at, 1 on 1 it might not be as intense as obsession but together with the rest of the sleeve it blows you away. it can be tricky to get the knobs in the right place though, it's magic one session it's different than the other, so experiment a bit with turning the sleeve ups down or angling the sleeve. but when the knobs are in the perfect place it will truly engulf your entire head and since it's in the middle of the sleeve you have to push threw it which creates a perfect vortex for your shaft and when pulling back out.

The 3rd section I can just get passed the 3 rings but can't really tell if I notice them in a session or if they are solely there to create the vortex. there is just so much stuff going on at the same time if you are this deep ins it and that is what makes this sleeve super intense everything working together stimulating your head and the entire shaft at the same time.

other bits and bobs:

Lube use: I use h2o, works perfectly with this sleeve, I cant really last long in this sleeve so never had any trouble with lube.

Noise: I would say normal, can get a quieter with cap closed and with it open it makes the classic sound, not stealthy but not obnoxiously loud either.

Cleaning and Drying: Both of them takes a bit extra time cause of the middle bit.

Thanks for reading my review, hopes this helps you, but do note that I don't own many of the popular sleeves.

Conclusion:
Insatiable is a somewhat wider but hyper intense sleeve which has a lot going on at the same time. It's highly addicting you almost feel cheated after having a great orgasm cause you've lost that amazing feeling, it surely leaves you wanting for more.

It's my favorite sleeve even though I normally prefer edging which is impossible in this one. I give it a 9.8/10

Score 4.05 Overall Satisfaction 4.8
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