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About Me

Welcome to my Profile! A little about my background at the start: I'm an average build circumcised guy and I'm really into strong sensations. Because of a very extensive style of circumcision I have problems noticing fine structures (super ribbed or the STU) and prefer coarser structured sleeves on the far end of the intensity scale. I'm sexually very active with an adventurous woman at my side, that luckily finds Fleshlights and me using them pretty hot. ;)

Tip Nr. 1: DON'T USE CORN STARCH! Corn starch is a perfect nutrient for microorganisms and if you make a small mistake in drying your sleeve it will catch molds VERY fast. Use talcum: It's anorganic and it does not feed molds!

Overview over my Fleshlights:
In this section I want to set my Fleshlights into a hopefully consistent relation to provide an overview. Many have reached a level of sensations that - while being different - I can't rate anymore in terms of "better" or "worse".

All of the first rank Fleshlights are perfect in their own way. My A-Team in no particular order is:
Classic Wonder Wave (well run in, reliable with intense coarse structures)
Stoya Destroya (High frequency of sensations, not as aggressive imho as usually stated)
Tera Patrick Tease (Very intense, but smooth and playful)
Jenna Haze Obsession (Blunt and straight forward. Gloves off, baby!)

The second row is still really, really good and just a micron from perfection. I sometimes can't say what derates them. Gut feeling!
Joanna Angels Punk (Stimulation is similar to the Wonder Wave that I love)
Tanya Tates Primal
Bibi Jones Bi-Hive
Lisa Anns Barracuda (great feeling, but very similar to the even better Obsession)
Jenna Jameson Legend (new aquaintance, It's awesome!)


The third row are Fleshlights, that have some weaknesses, and while still being good fun in the right moment, they are not used regularly.
Cherry Devivre Luxe (great pussy mold, similar to Jenna Jamesons Legend which feels better)
Angela White Indulge (I really like Angela White but the sleeve just doesn't cut it! It's a pity!)
Fleshlight Blade
SIAC mini Swallow "Sukit Draft"
Lisa Anns Forbidden

The fourth row are Fleshlights that I keep because I like them for some reason but they are hardly ever used:
The infamous Alien
SIAC mini Lotus "Lady Lager" (Better than lotus but not enough)
Flight Pilot (succeeded by Destroya)
Jesse Jane Swallow (succeeded by SIAC Sukit Draft)

The fifth row are FLs that are actually not worth keeping to me. Some of them I've already thrown away, others might follow the next time I get close to them:
Classic Original (BORING, but expected...)
Lotus (also BORING, but somewhat unexpected :( )
Stamina Training Unit (biggest disappointment with a Fleshlight EVER!)
Classic ultra tight (meh... I like structures!)

Reviews Introduction

A little about my background at the start: I'm an average build circumcised guy and I'm really into strong sensations. Because of a very extensive style of circumcision it can be hard to reach orgasm multible times in a row. I'm sexually quite active with a pretty adventurous woman at my side, that luckily finds Fleshlights and me using them pretty hot. ;)

Found 25 reviews in total

Intensity 3
Stimulation 4.5
Penetration 3
Tightness 2
Suction Effect 0
Realism 4
Variation 0
Smoothness 4
Orgasm Rating 4.5
Noise 4
Lube Use 0
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 0

Vortex Review

December 31st, 2016 (Vortex Texture)

At Tanyas Vortex Sleeve:
I always wanted to try the Vortex sleeve but the standard horse pussy design kept me from doing so and for the price of a FL Girl there always was a more interesting sleeve available. But I got this for an absolute killer price off amazon recently, and I couldn't resist! I'm particularly happy I didn't!

As I wrote I'm into very intense sensations, and I kind of expected this one to be a failure. But it surprised me a lot! It is not what't I'd call intense, but the subtle stimulation of the corona is so overly pleasurable, that I used this pretty often. Over time the subtle stimulation even allowed me to regain some sensitivity on my penis. This makes not only this sleeve more pleasurable, but also all other high intensity sleeves more intense! Even normal sex has gotten better that way! Oh, I love that!!!

The canal is wider than many other sleeves, what usually felt good to me, like the BiHive or the Legend. The spiraling structure stimulates my favourite spots on the corona of the tip. I guess that is why I like this sleeve despite its low intensity...

Lube use:
This sleeve feels best to me with smaller amounts of thin watery lube. I wet the insite and apply a drop of normal lube. It'll mix...

I don't care for the loudness, the cleaning and drying properties as they are the least important of all. I only mention them if they stand out, which they do in this case. It's silent, comparably easy to clean and dries faster than higher structured sleeves do.

For cleaning I use mild hand washing soap ("soap free soap"), which does not hurt the sleeves noticably, even the frequently used ones! I don't trust only using water with all the structures in this sleeve! I also use talkum and NOT corn starch. Moist corn starch is a perfect nutrient for molds and bacteria of any kind, so using corn starch with a slight drying error (which you almost can't avoid) is the fastest way for your sleeve to the garbage!

Conclusion:
If you are into subtle but very pleasurable sensations, foremost on the corona: Try it! It starts a little weak but after a break in period only using this thing for a week or so without manual death grip, it gets a lot better! ;)

Score 3.70 Overall Satisfaction 4
Intensity 4
Stimulation 4
Penetration 4
Tightness 4.5
Suction Effect 3
Realism 2
Variation 4
Smoothness 0
Orgasm Rating 4.5
Noise 0
Lube Use 1
Cleanup 0
Dry Time 0

Lotus Garden Review

December 31st, 2016 (Lotus Garden Texture)

that luckily finds Fleshlights and me using them pretty hot. ;) I'd love to have a FL with her mold, as she has the most beautiful pussy I've ever seen! ;)

At Katsunis Lotus Garden Sleeve:
First of all, I'm not particularly into Katsuni and I don't like the optics of her pussy. It could just as well be out of the Freaks section of FLs. I was always interested in this canal structure but for aforementioned reasons it JUST didn't make it into the shoppimg cart. Seeing it in the collectors corner soon to be discontinued was all it took.

I like the canal, as it is something different to the majority of other FLs with all the fine nubs and ribs. This one is coarse with a low frequency of strong sensations, which I expected to like a lot, although it is much different to what I expected. It still feels smooth and gentle but the repeated popping of a lotus node creates unique stimulation.

The front ring of each node connects with your tip. Moving some millimeters forward increases that pressure and it feels like the ring gets smaller and pressures inwards close to the urethra. This precise point is not stimulated by any other FL I have ever tried. If you move just a little further, the node "pops" slipping over the tip with the front edge of the node, which is very pleasureable. After that it gives you a little rest as there are 2cm of smooth canal following.

On the way out the sensation are significantly less intense. That is both an advantage and a drawback, depending on your preferations. I usually prefer the most sensations possible, but the periodic lack of it makes this sleeve perfect for edging, what explains my high orgasm rating for that sleeve.

It is one of the rare sleeves that I like a little more in reverse, penetrating the back side of it. It feels similar on the way in but MUCH more intense on the corona on the way out. If you could combine these feelings like reverse the direction of every second lotus node, compress it a little to reduce the parts without stimulation or add a rib on the inside of the lotus node... it would be the holy grail! ;) Drop me a mail, Fleshlight developers! ;)

Lube use:
This sleeve feels best to me with large amounts of thin watery lube. I fill it up with water and use a large gob of normal lube. It will mix and dissolve.


I don't care for the loudness, the cleaning and drying properties as they are the least important of all. I only mention them if they stand out, which they do in this case. This thing is considerably louder (smacking sounds) than other sleeves, but it's still okay. Washing and drying is extremely time consuming!
You have to take your time to thoroughly clean every cavity from your leftovers and dry it on the heater for at least a day. On a cold heater it will still be wet inside after 24h. Take that seriously or you will have caught a mold fast!

For cleaning I use mild hand washing soap ("soap free soap"), which does not hurt the sleeves noticably, even the frequently used ones! I don't trust only using water with all the structures in this sleeve! I also use talkum and NOT corn starch. Moist corn starch is a perfect nutrient for molds and bacteria of any kind, so using corn starch with a slight drying error (which you almost can't avoid with that sleeve!) is the fastest way for your sleeve to the garbage!

Conclusion:
If you are into strong sensations and like the Lotus Node in the other sleeves, this is a no-brainer! Get one before it's too late...

Score 3.50 Overall Satisfaction 4
Intensity 4
Stimulation 4.5
Penetration 4
Tightness 0
Suction Effect 4
Realism 3.5
Variation 4.5
Smoothness 0
Orgasm Rating 4.5
Noise 0
Lube Use 0
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 4

Legend Review

December 11th, 2016 (Legend Texture)

At Jenna Jameson's Legend Sleeve:
I don't really know how this FL ended up in an order, but... here it is. The optics are a little dissapointing as I don't like her pussy opening. Only the standard FL opening is less appealing to me, but I'm generally more interested in the inner values... even if it's a Fleshlight! ;)

The inner canal feels somewhat similar to the Luxe sleeve, but I like the Legend more, as the inner structures are much more pronounced. I also like the wider canal because that makes the difference between a structural feature an the normal canal stand out more. The sensations of too tight sleeves get dulled by the permanent pressure all around the penis. Maybe that's an issiue with circumcision or only my individual observation. It was the same with the Bi-Hive.

As far as realism is concerned, it is not! Don't misunderstand me: That thing is a great sleeve, definitly in my Top 5! I'm personally not keen on realism in a Fleshlight as I see them as a good addition to real sex. It's totally fine if a sleeve is completely unrealistic, as long as they feel great!

I don't rate the loudness as all sleeves are very quiet to my ears. I also ignore the cleaning and drying properties as they are the least important of all. Because of the wider canal diameter and the coarse structures cleaning and drying is less of an issue than with the tighter sleeves.

For cleaning I use mild hand washing soap ("soap free soap"), which does not hurt the sleeves noticably, even the frequently used ones! I don't trust only using water with all the deep ribs in this sleeve! I also use talkum and NOT corn starch. Moist corn starch is a perfect nutrient for molds and bacteria of any kind, so using corn starch and making a slight drying error is the fastest way for your sleeves to the garbage!

Conclusion:
It is a very pleasureable sleeve that is noticably less tight than many other sleeves. For me that is a good thing! It is not in my A-Team but it is definitly worth checking out if you are into Jenna, are circumcised or simply well endowed! ;)

Score 4.15 Overall Satisfaction 4.5
Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 3.5
Penetration 3
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 0
Realism 0
Variation 3
Smoothness 2.5
Orgasm Rating 3.5
Noise 0
Lube Use 3
Cleanup 2
Dry Time 2

Barracuda Review

June 10th, 2016 (Barracuda Texture)

At Lisa Anns Barracuda Sleeve:
I got this as part of the Milf-Sale because I enjoy Lisas Films occasionally. For a aoman of her age, her assets are still quite well in shape, and nicely molded with the clit peeking under the hood. Because internally it shares some similarities with the breathtaking Obsession-Sleeve, I was a little curious about this one. Unfortunately it does not reach that level.

The dominating feature in both sleeves are long pimples pointing by 45°. The most relevant difference is that they are mostly pointing inwards and are well rounded in the Barracuda. No sharp teeth on this raptor fish! ;) That dulls the sensation for me. As a circumcised guy without a foreskin to retract while pulling out, I hoped the knobs would get a hold on the rim of the head, like the single row of rearward pointing knobs in the Luxe-Sleeve. That rounding prevents any noticable effect of this. The pointy ends at the Obsession sleeve work a lot better! ;) Tried while penetrating in reverse! ;)

The feeling is not so totally unrealistic, but as realism is not what I look for in a Fleshlight, that does not gain it any benefit.

The barracuda like the Obsession are both extremely silent even without a cap, but washing and drying are the most time consuming of all the sleeves I know. Take your time to thoroughly clean the endless rows of bristles from your leftovers and dry it on the heater for at least a day. On a cold heater it will still be wet inside after 24h. Take that seriously or you will have caught a mold fast!

For cleaning I use mild hand washing soap ("soap free soap"), which does not hurt the sleeves noticably, even the frequently used ones! I don't trust only using water with all the structures in this sleeve! I also use talkum and NOT corn starch. Moist corn starch is a perfect nutrient for molds and bacteria of any kind, so using corn starch with a slight drying error (which you almost can't avoid with that sleeve!) is the fastest way for your sleeve to the garbage!

Conclusion:
While sharing the bad properties with the wonderful Obsession-Sleeve (next to impossible to dry), it does not give the same feelings. If you are very into Lisa Ann and you prefer medium intensity stimulation, this might be right for you, but otherwise save your money!

Score 3.02 Overall Satisfaction 3.25
Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 3
Penetration 4
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 4
Realism 2
Variation 3
Smoothness 2
Orgasm Rating 3.5
Noise 0
Lube Use 0
Cleanup 0
Dry Time 0

The Fang Review

May 23rd, 2016 (The Fang Texture)

I got that thing cheap from amazon, as I was fascinated by it (and my darling is a bit into vampires...).

To make it short, I didn't like it, although I expected to like it. It is quite similar to textures that I really love, but it does not work in the same way as i.e. the Obsession. I try to make suppose some ideas why... At first I though to have bought a bad copy of the thing, but the material otherwise felt just like my other SIACs. If it was a copy, it was a good copy that I'm no longer suspicient of.

First of all, the stubs feel pointier which makes them a bit unpleasant, but there are less stubs to make them stand out even more. The feeling is of course very unrealistic, but I would not mind that at all, it it felt good, but it doesn't. It does not have the intensity of the Obsession while feeling more aggressive and overstimulating. I could stand that but it simply did not feel as good, so the Succu Dry is superseded by others.

I don't care for the loudness as all sleeves are very quiet to my ears. I also ignore the cleaning and drying properties as they are the least important of all. But you need to spend some extra moments thoroughly washing the canal and let it air dry for several hours, ideally on the heater! Or it will get gunky!

For cleaning I use mild hand washing soap ("soap free soap"), which does not hurt the sleeves noticably, even the frequently used ones! I don't trust only using water with all the structures in this sleeve! I also use talkum and NOT corn starch. Moist corn starch is a perfect nutrient for molds and bacteria of any kind, so using corn starch with a slight drying error is the fastest way for your sleeve to the garbage!

Conclusion:
If you fancy vampires, go give it a try. Otherwise... save your money. For a 30€ deal, it's still okay, but I keep it only because of a possible future party gag!

Score 3.10 Overall Satisfaction 3
Intensity 4.9
Stimulation 4.9
Penetration 4.5
Tightness 4.5
Suction Effect 4.5
Realism 0
Variation 4.9
Smoothness 0
Orgasm Rating 4.9
Noise 5
Lube Use 0
Cleanup 0
Dry Time 0.01

Obsession-Bliss Review

May 23rd, 2016 (Obsession-Bliss Texture)

Unfortunately I don't like Jennas pussy and she does not fuel my fantasies at all, because otherwise I would've gotten this thing earlier. It is to me by far the most intense sleeve in my collection without feeling too aggressive. (Reminder: I'm circumcised! We need more and we can stand more!) I love it. It even gets me off multible times in a row.

The feeling is totally unrealistic, but I don't mind that at all, as it feels AWESOME. The pace can be varied over the whole spectrum from very slow to a heavy pounding. If you go slow, you can feel the individual pokes on the tip. If you go fast, you'll need muscle memory to go on, as your brain will immediately shut down!

I don't care for the loudness, the cleaning and drying properties as they are the least important of all, and only mention them if they stand out, which they do in this case. This thing is really silent, even without a cap, but washing and drying are the most time consuming of all the sleeves I know. Take your time to thoroughly clean the endless rows of bristles from your leftovers and dry it on the heater for at least a day. On a cold heater it will still be wet inside after 24h. Take that seriously or you will have caught a mold fast!

For cleaning I use mild hand washing soap ("soap free soap"), which does not hurt the sleeves noticably, even the frequently used ones! I don't trust only using water with all the structures in this sleeve! I also use talkum and NOT corn starch. Moist corn starch is a perfect nutrient for molds and bacteria of any kind, so using corn starch with a slight drying error (which you almost can't avoid with that sleeve!) is the fastest way for your sleeve to the garbage!

Conclusion:
If you are an intensity junkie like me, there is ABSOLUTELY no way around that sleeve. Period!

Score 4.30 Overall Satisfaction 4.9
Intensity 2.5
Stimulation 2.5
Penetration 2.5
Tightness 2
Suction Effect 0
Realism 4
Variation 4
Smoothness 2
Orgasm Rating 2
Noise 0
Lube Use 0
Cleanup 3.5
Dry Time 0

Luxe Review

February 8th, 2016 (Luxe Texture)

At Miss Devivres Luxe Sleeve:
I still don't know who that woman is, but as her sleeve was rated into the heavens, I sadly could not resist. The general setup of the structure with rather large bumps and ridges seemed favorable with my preferences, and I needed another FL to make it over the bonus threshold on the christmas sale. Sadly, I picked this one...

To make a quick: That sleeve somewhat okay, but I'm underwhelmed compared to the reviews on this side. It does *NOT* deserve any of the high intensity/stimulation/penetration-ratings in my opinion. I can get off with it, but it's not like cramping toes and moaning, unlike most other sleeves in my collection.

To point out some positive things about the sleeve: It actually does feel somewhat comparable to a real vagina, a very textured one but it comes close!

What REALLY deserves special mentioning is the beautiful pussy opening. The quality and the beauty of the opening is unfortunately not a category in the ratings as this sleeve would become full rating there. It reminds me of an ex-GF of mine that looked VERY similar down there! It is the most detailed pussy of all the fleshlights I own and I really like the medium sized labia with the hundreds of realistic crinkles forming a funnel to invite you in. It even feels a little like an erect clit when you rub it... ;) That vaginal mold is just perfect, unluckily not what I search for in a fleshlight!

What I like about the structure is the rearward pointing bumbs at 14cm. As a circumsized guy, the foreskin does not retract over the tip when you reverse out, so these bumps get hold on the rim on the tip, making that part of the tunnel somewhat unique in feeling. But as a whole it is absolutely not on par with it's neighbors in the intensity scale here on this page.

I usually ignore the ratings of loudness, cleaning and drying time, except if they are particularly special to other sleeves. I'd use the loudest, hardest to clean and never drying sleeve if it was worth it by the feeling! The sleeve is more silent than the average sleeve when used without the endcap. With endcap sound level is no issue with any sleeve. Because of the wider canal an the rather coarse structures, cleaning and drying is particularly easy compared to other highly structured sleeves. So if you can't have the FL standing around for drying long enough, it's a point for the Luxe!

For cleaning I use mild hand washing soap ("soap free soap"), which does not hurt the sleeves noticably, even the old and frequently used ones! I don't trust only using water! I also use talcum and NOT corn starch. Moist corn starch is a perfect nutrient for molds and bacteria of any kind. Using corn starch and making a slight drying error is the fastest way for your sleeve to the garbage!

Conclusion:
It is okay, but I would not buy it again! It is totally overrated in my opinion, but it might be because of the circumcision.

Score 2.70 Overall Satisfaction 2
Intensity 3.75
Stimulation 4.5
Penetration 3.75
Tightness 2.5
Suction Effect 4
Realism 0
Variation 4.5
Smoothness 0
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 4
Lube Use 0
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 0

Bi-Hive Review

January 13th, 2016 (Bi-Hive Texture)

At Bibi Jones Bi-Hive Sleeve:
As I'm not a fan of huge labia I don't really like her pussy. But I was interested in the canal and it's still better than the standard opening. First thing I realized is that the sleeve is significantly lighter than many others I own. That is a result of the wider canal that is marketed specially towards larger guys. I personnally have to disagree with that. The wider canal with its lower overall pressure makes the structures stand out more prominent and more intense to me as it gives me a higher contrast. This is what makes me like that fleshlight!

A negative aspect FOR ME is that the structure makes use of the STU bumps TWICE. The STU simply does not work on me (seperate review!), which I blame on the circumcision. Unluckily the second row of STU bumbs are where the glans comes to rest for deep thrusts. For anybody else that might not be an issue, but for me it prevents the BiHive to be one of my favourite sleeves, although it is still very pleasurable.

I usually ignore the ratings of loudness, cleaning and drying time, except if they are particularly special to other sleeves. I'd use the loudest, hardest to clean and never drying sleeve if it was worth it by the feeling! The sleeve is more silent than most when used without the endcap. With endcap sound level is no issue with any sleeve. Because of the wider canal, cleaning and drying is particularly easy compared to other highly structured sleeves. So if you can't have the FL standing around for drying long enough, it's a point for the BiHive!

For cleaning I use mild hand washing soap ("soap free soap"), which does not hurt the sleeves noticably, even the old and frequently used ones! I don't trust only using water! I also use talcum and NOT corn starch. Moist corn starch is a perfect nutrient for molds and bacteria of any kind. Using corn starch and making a slight drying error is the fastest way for your sleeve to the garbage!

Conclusion:
You cannot really do anything wrong with this sleeve and it should work on all men. Because of the higher pressure contrast due to the wider canal and the pronounced structures it feels really pleasureable for circumcised men, with a downside of the STU bumps. Normal guys will probably like the STU-bumps while MAYBE missing a little tightness.

Score 3.90 Overall Satisfaction 4
Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 4
Penetration 3.5
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 3
Realism 3
Variation 4.5
Smoothness 3.5
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 0
Lube Use 0
Cleanup 0
Dry Time 0

Indulge Review

January 12th, 2016 (Indulge Texture)

At Angela Whites Indulge Sleeve:
Also I don't care that much about the opening of a fleshlight, but this one deserves special mentioning. Of all the FLG-Series Angela has one of the most perfect pussies for me. Small to medium sized and symmetric labia pushing outwards forming a funnel. Adorable! Additionally she is totally the kind of woman I'm attracted to: Smart, educated with a dirty mind and a little kinky! Also her body type! ;)

I got this thing on the search for something as stimulating as my good ol Wonder Wave and was a little decieved by the 10/10 intensity rating at fleshking.net! I didn't really believe that rating by looking at the structure, but as I'm a little into Angela white as a porn star, I ignored my untrusting gut feeling. That finally led me here to Fleshassist as the ratings here are much more realistic generally!

I don't regret it, but this sleeve also won't be in my bedside drawer for instant access either. It felt really good on the most Flights, but on others it didn't really work well. The knobs are in 4 lines that are spaced out 90° around the circumference of the tunnel with a line of gentle hills in between. Thus the feeling strongly depends on the rotation of the Fleshlight. It gives you additional options to influence your sensations, but I don't always like that. It feels great where the knobs are, but I can't notice the hills, and sometimes I'd rather have another line of knobs there.

The feeling is quite unrealistic, but I don't mind that at all, as long as it feels good. The pace can be varied over the whole spectrum from very slow to a heavy pounding without the structure losing it's noticable features.

I don't care for the loudness as all sleeves are very quiet to my ears. I also ignore the cleaning and drying properties as they are the least important of all. But you need to spend some extra moments thoroughly washing the canal and let it air dry for several hours, ideally on the heater! Or it will get gunky!

For cleaning I use mild hand washing soap ("soap free soap"), which does not hurt the sleeves noticably, even the frequently used ones! I don't trust only using water with all the structures in this sleeve! I also use talkum and NOT corn starch. Moist corn starch is a perfect nutrient for molds and bacteria of any kind, so using corn starch with a slight drying error is the fastest way for your sleeve to the garbage!

Conclusion:
If you are into Angela White, this sleeve is a no-brainer. The structure is something completely different to most other Fleshlights as it strongly depends on the angle of the canal to your little member. I'd maybe buy it again, but there are many more intense sleeves around!

Score 3.60 Overall Satisfaction 4
Intensity 4
Stimulation 4.5
Penetration 4.5
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 4
Realism 0
Variation 5
Smoothness 3.5
Orgasm Rating 4.5
Noise 4
Lube Use 0
Cleanup 0
Dry Time 0

Tease Review

January 12th, 2016 (Tease Texture)

At Teras Tease Sleeve:
I got this sleeve on a Black Friday shopping spree on the search for something as stimulating as my good ol Wonder Wave. Tera Patrick was already a legend when I watched a lot of porn in my early twenties, so her new highly structured sleeve made it into my shopping cart. The optics are a little dissapointing as her pussy opening is by far not as detailed as the newer models are. Maybe an older molding technology was used? It's still a very beautiful pussy and inner values are more important to me.

I did't expect as much as the promise was at Fleshassist, as that structure looked rather playful than really intense. Boy was I wrong! Such complex structures usually need a little break in period, but this one didn't! It worked from the first try and even got a little better during the first 5 rounds. That sleeve feels smooth and gentle but intensely stimulating at the same time! It is JUST right so that you can ride the edge to orgasm if you watch out.

The entrance is very tight and makes instantly clear what is to be expected from this sleeve! The following fingers casually "tease" you before the tight ribbing and the lotus node surprisingly let your eyes roll back. I cannot really feel the individual ribs (yet?), but maybe that will come in the future Flights. Every thrust feels different, and this sleeve likes slow to medium paces.

As far as realism is concerned, it is not! Don't misunderstand me: That thing is a great sleeve, definitly in my Top 5! I'm personally not keen on realism in a Fleshlight as I see them as a good addition to real sex. It's totally fine if a sleeve is completely unrealistic, as long as they feel great!

I don't rate the loudness as all sleeves are very quiet to my ears. I also ignore the cleaning and drying properties as they are the least important of all. But you need to spend some extra moments thoroughly washing the canal and let it air dry for several hours, ideally on the heater! Or it will get gunky!

For cleaning I use mild hand washing soap ("soap free soap"), which does not hurt the sleeves noticably, even the frequently used ones! I don't trust only using water with all the deep ribs in this sleeve! I also use talkum and NOT corn starch. Moist corn starch is a perfect nutrient for molds and bacteria of any kind, so using corn starch and making a slight drying error is the fastest way for your sleeves to the garbage!

Conclusion:
If you are into tight and gentle, yet intense stimulation, this sleeve is made for you! It quickly became one of my favourites!

Score 4.23 Overall Satisfaction 4.25
Intensity 4
Stimulation 4.5
Penetration 4
Tightness 3.5
Suction Effect 4
Realism 3.5
Variation 4.5
Smoothness 0
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 4
Lube Use 0
Cleanup 0
Dry Time 0

Primal Review

January 5th, 2016 (Primal Texture)

At Tanya Tates Primal Sleeve:
I don't care that much about the opening of a fleshlight, but this one deserves special mentioning. Of all the FLG-Series Tanya has one of the most perfect pussies. Small to medium sized and symmetric labia pushing outwards forming a funnel. Adorable!
I got this thing on the search for something as stimulating as my good ol Wonder Wave. The general setup with pronounced ribs in a similar distance promised some comparability. And it somewhat delivered! It is a very intense structure without any weaknesses, and It is a lot of fun to balance on the brink to orgasm with it.

As the structure is somewhat predictive and not subtle at all it does not need a prolonged break-in period. It starts very good but does not improve a lot afterwards, as there is not much room for becoming much better, anyway!

I like the simple and very intense feelings of this sleeve. You can use it as an "every day enjoyment" when you just want to get off, have high demands at the amount of pleasure, but you do not want it to be complicated. This is the Primal. Fulfilling basic brute needs in a brute fashion! ;) Funny how fitting the name is...

It is one of the Fleshlights that keeps its feeling no matter of the pace. This way you can increase the intensity even more by going faster and faster until your arm falls off, creating very intense orgasms.

What it lacks is finesse. The playful stimulation of the Tease sleeve or demanding grip of the Destroya, but at the same time this is what makes this sleeve a perfect all round sleeve. There is just ONE thing that would improve this sleeve: Swap the STU bumps with the second Lotus node. Nature sadly does not allow me to penetrate the second node, but I'd love to! ;) There are not many men with an 20cm penis!

I don't care for the loudness as all sleeves are very quiet to my ears. I also ignore the cleaning and drying properties as they are the least important of all. But you need to spend some extra moments thoroughly washing the canal and let it air dry for several hours, ideally on the heater! Or it will get gunky!

For cleaning I use mild hand washing soap ("soap free soap"), which does not hurt the sleeves noticably, even the frequently used ones! I don't trust only using water with all the deep ribs in this sleeve! I also use talkum and NOT corn starch. Moist corn starch is a perfect nutrient for molds and bacteria of any kind.

Conclusion:
I'd recommend the Primal sleeve to anybody any time as it's a brilliant alround sleeve! It is a very intense stimulation without any significant weaknesses, that does not demand any special attention by the user.

Score 4.03 Overall Satisfaction 4.25
Intensity 4
Stimulation 4
Penetration 4.5
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 4
Realism 4
Variation 4
Smoothness 0
Orgasm Rating 4.5
Noise 0
Lube Use 3.5
Cleanup 0
Dry Time 0

Punk-Charmer Review

January 4th, 2016 (Punk-Charmer Texture)

At Joanas Punk Sleeve:
I got this thing on the search for something as stimulating as my good ol Wonder Wave. The general setup with pronounced ribs in a similar distance promised comparability. And it somewhat delivered! It is a very intense structure that brings me to the abyss quite fast and did not need a long break in period. But it is not overwhelming enough that I cannot stay on the brink for some time, which is partially good and bad in the same time, depending what I'm after! ;)

The entrance is buttlike very tight and makes instantly clear what is to be expected from this sleeve! The chambers are repetitive but it absolutely does not get boring, because they don't feel like being completly repetitive. I always get different sensations over and over again, what explains my variation rating.

I also like that this sleeve likes different paces and feels different if you fuck it slow or fast. If you pound it fast the fine structures fade out and you are left with the major structures of peaks and canyons, which in the fast pace is extremely stimulating. If you go real slow and try to figure out what goes on at your penis, you can feel the slight ridges and local recesses. That get's even better after some FLights!

Considering realism it is somewhat realistic to anal sex. The tight entrance and the generally tight feeling remind of anal sex, but the coarse structure is not smooth enough for a perfect simulation. Anal sex is not so intense, but the kick in your head makes more than up for that. It's a trade-off!

I don't rate the loudness as all sleeves are very quiet to my ears. I also ignore the cleaning and drying properties as they are the least important of all. But you need to spend some extra moments thoroughly washing the canal and let it air dry for several hours, ideally on the heater! Or it will get gunky!

For cleaning I use mild hand washing soap ("soap free soap"), which does not hurt the sleeves noticably, even the frequently used ones! I don't trust only using water with all the deep ribs in this sleeve! I also use talkum and NOT corn starch. Moist corn starch is a perfect nutrient for molds and bacteria of any kind.

Conclusion:
I'm not that much of a fan of the butt openings, but the canal made me order that sleeve anyway. It is a very pronounced structure that I especially recommend to circumcised men!

Score 4.05 Overall Satisfaction 4
Intensity 4
Stimulation 4
Penetration 3.5
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 5
Realism 4
Variation 4
Smoothness 3.5
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 0
Lube Use 0
Cleanup 0
Dry Time 0

Blade Review

January 4th, 2016 (Blade Texture)

At the Blade:
I got this thing on the search for something as stimulation as my good ol Wonder Wave. The general setup with the evenly spaced ribs in a similar distance promised good comparability. And it somewhat delivered! It is a quite intense feeling just below the threshold where I cannot stop anymore, and I really like that!

I also like the hold of the elastic casing, is easier to grab for me than the normal FL. What I didn't like are the the forced ventilation holes on the back, and that inspired my to my very first Fleshlight MOD, that I base my rating upon as it is really very easy!

I glued the 4 tiny holes on the back and figured the most comfortable way to grab the case and drilled a whole where my index finger comes to rest. This way I am able to switch between full suction and full ventilation and all states in between by moving my finger some millimeters! I can even use it as a check valve by just havin my finger on the hole without pressure. Awesome!

The suction effect of the flexible casing is extraordinarily pleasureable! If you prevent the air coming in, the case compresses when you withdraw. That closes the canal in front of the penis head so it really feels like you have to wide it open when you thrust in again! Because the case can contract, it limits the strength of the vacuum to a very pleasureable cock sucking effect and it does that during a complete stroke. Completely closed normal FL cases won't let my penis do a complete stroke as the vacuum gets too strong. That results in full points for the suction effect for me!


All that together amount to a quite realistic while only a little too intense intercourse simulation, and that's the way I love it. It kind of mixes the sensations of a blowjob (by the AWESOME sucking effect) and the feeling of an intensly stimulation but not overtextured real vagina. With the flexible case you can even simulate the vaginal convulsions of an orgasming woman by manually compressing it.

I don't rate the loudness as all sleeves are very quiet to my ears. I also ignore the cleaning and drying properties as they are the least important of all. But you need to spend some extra moments thoroughly washing the canal and let it air dry for several hours, ideally on the heater! Or it will get gunky!

For cleaning I use mild hand washing soap ("soap free soap"), which does not hurt the sleeves noticably, even the frequently used ones! I don't trust only using water with all the deep ribs in this sleeve! I also use talkum and NOT corn starch. Moist corn starch is a perfect nutrient for molds and bacteria of any kind.

Conclusion:
I really like the blade! It adds a lot of possibilities to the Fleshlight universe. The chances to manually influence the sensations in the canal is really fun. Try it!

Score 4.00 Overall Satisfaction 4
Intensity 4
Stimulation 4
Penetration 3
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 3
Realism 2
Variation 4.5
Smoothness 0
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 0
Lube Use 3
Cleanup 0
Dry Time 0

Pilot Review

January 2nd, 2016 (Pilot Texture)

At the Flight Pilot ("mini Destroya") sleeve:
During that review I will compare it to the Stoya Destroya sleeve. Both sleeves are VERY similar in my opinion with a SLIGHT advantage of Stoyas Pussy variant, first of all because of Stoyas Pussy! ;) I didn't like Stoyas Pussy-Fleshlight at the pictures at first when I ordered, but rumors were this structure was going to be discontinued, and I just wanted to have it! (Clever Marketing?) But if you look at it at the FL in your hands, it's beautiful and something special, although I'm not that much into large labia...

If I hadn't trained with Stoyas Destroya before, I would have needed a very long break in phase before it would have been able to compete with my very old Wonder Wave! I knew a little of what was coming and I learned to savour it a little faster than without that jump start. Like Stoya the Flight Pilot sleeve loves to be fucked slowly! ;) If you go too fast, all the sensations get mashed up beyond recognition.

I have used the Flight and the Destroya extensively in direct comparison, and I preferred the Stoya most of the time. The ribbing at the end of the canal is way too subtle to feel after you have thrusted through that intense structure before that. With the Flight I can reach nearly completely through the canal on deep thrusts with that last 5cm being nearly uneffective. With the normal Destroya the rim of the head comes to rest exactly at the last row of knobs. Perfect!

Unlike the SIAC series the Flight feels a little looser and the material even a little softer, what makes the sensations less intense, and I'm an intensity Junkie! Another downside of the Flight is the inclined surface of the rear cover. You cannot stand it on the rear side, and if you used it and put it on the side you have a nice cream pie effect wherever you place it! ;) A fatal design flaw in my opinion!

I don't rate the loudness as all sleeves are very quiet to my ears. The difference is irrelevant to me. For the rating on this site dry time and clean up are downsides for this sleeve and those would really ruin the rating. As those points are generally insignificant to me, I ignore them for not to harm a high rating that this sleeve DEFINITLY deserves! But you need to spend some extra moments thoroughly washing the canal and let it air dry for several hours, ideally on the heater! Or it will get gunky!

For cleaning I use mild hand washing soap ("soap free soap"), which does not hurt the sleeves noticably, even the frequently used ones! I don't trust using only water with such an intensely structured sleeve! I also use talkum and NOT corn starch. Moist corn starch is a perfect nutrient for molds and bacteria of any kind. So using corn starch and a slight drying error is the fastest way for your sleeve to the garbage!

Conclusion:
Every fan of intense stimulation should have a Destroya sleeve! If your penis is of average size, get the normal one. If you are much smaller consider the Flight Pilot!

Score 3.40 Overall Satisfaction 3.5
Intensity 4.5
Stimulation 4.5
Penetration 4.5
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 4.5
Realism 2.5
Variation 5
Smoothness 0
Orgasm Rating 4.5
Noise 0
Lube Use 3
Cleanup 0
Dry Time 0

Destroya Review

January 2nd, 2016 (Destroya Texture)

During that review I will compare it to the Flight Pilot form that is also named "mini Destroya". Both sleeves are VERY similar in my opinion with a SLIGHT advantage of Stoyas Pussy variant, first of all because of Stoyas Pussy! ;) I didn't like Stoyas Pussy-Fleshlight at the pictures at first when I ordered, but rumors were this structure was going to be discontinued, and I just wanted to have it! (Clever Marketing?) But if you look at it at the FL in your hands, it's beautiful and something special, although I'm not that much into large labia...

I have to be honest: I had to go through a looong break in phase before the Stoya Sleeve was able to compete with my very old Wonder Wave! It worked from the first try, but it felt really strange. I was about to give up after 30 uses when Stoya and me finally tuned in on the same wavelengths! ;) Stoya loves to be fucked slowly! ;) If you go too fast, all the sensations get mashed up beyond recognition.

I have used the Flight and the Destroya extensively in direct comparison, and I preferred the Stoya most of the time. The ribbing at the end of the canal is way too subtle to feel after you have thrusted through that intense structure before that. With the Flight I can reach nearly completely through the canal on deep thrusts with that last 5cm being nearly uneffective. With the normal Destroya the rim of the head comes to rest exactly at the last row of knobs. Perfect!

Unlike the SIAC series the Flight feels a little looser and the material even a little softer, what makes the sensations less intense, and I'm an intensity Junkie! Another downside of the Flight is the inclined surface of the rear cover. You cannot stand it on the rear side, and if you used it and put it on the side you have a nice cream pie effect wherever you place it! ;) A fatal design flaw in my opinion!

I don't rate the loudness as all sleeves are very quiet to my ears. The difference is irrelevant to me. For the rating on this site dry time and clean up are downsides for this sleeve and those would really ruin the rating. As those points are generally insignificant to me, I ignore them for not to harm a high rating that this sleeve DEFINITLY deserves! But you need to spend some extra moments thoroughly washing the canal and let it air dry for several hours, ideally on the heater! Or it will get gunky!

For cleaning I use mild hand washing soap ("soap free soap"), which does not hurt the sleeves noticably, even the frequently used ones! I don't trust only using water with such an intensely structured sleeve! I also use talkum and NOT corn starch. Moist corn starch is a perfect nutrient for molds and bacteria of any kind. So using corn starch and a slight drying error is the fastest way for your sleeve to the garbage!

Conclusion:
Every fan of intense stimulation should have a Destroya sleeve! If your penis is of average size, get the normal one. If you are much smaller consider the Flight Pilot!

Score 4.15 Overall Satisfaction 4.5
Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 3.5
Penetration 3.5
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 3
Realism 0
Variation 3
Smoothness 2.5
Orgasm Rating 3.5
Noise 0
Lube Use 3.5
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 2

Mini-Swallow (SIAC) Review

January 2nd, 2016 (Mini-Swallow (SIAC) Texture)

During that review I will compare it to the normal Swallow sleeve from the FLG-Series. Both sleeves are VERY similar in my opinion with each slight difference between them is well balanced. I cannot say which one is better. I have used both extensively in direct comparison, and sometimes I preferred one and other times I preferred the other.

The normal Swallow sleeve is a little looser, what makes the feeling of the ribs a little more pronounced. Too much tightness dulls structures for me a lot, as I'm not able to feel slight pressure differences if it is all under pressure. On the same time the tight canal at the end feels even tighter with the SIAC. As this is unstructured anyway, tighter is better there!

The ribs of the SIAC are a little coarser what makes them stick out a little more but on the same time the ribbed part is shorter and there are less ribs, so you get that stimulation during smaller parts of your strokes. On the Other hand if I pound it deep I can still shove the head completely into the tight sections of the normal Swallow canal.

You see: Both sleeves are nearly identical, if you are not THAT well endowed so that the SIAC is too short for you. The Swallows definitly are sleeves of a higher intensity, and it is quite easy for me to climax with it twice with a little break in between.

As far as realism is concerned I have to disagree with the omnipresent claim of a high realism to oral sex. It is not! It feels great and gets you off really well, but it does not feel like a blowjob! I'm personally not keen on realism in a Fleshlight as I see them as a good addition to real sex. It's totally fine if they are completely unrealistic, as long as they feel great! Which that thing does! Still the idea of your real lips sucking your cock is nice during masturbation... ;)

I don't rate the loudness as all sleeves are very quiet to my ears. The difference is irrelevant to me. That sleeve is quite easy to clean because there are no undercuts that need to be cleared of residues manually to make sure. Thorough drying needs its time.

For cleaning I use mild hand washing soap ("soap free soap"), which does not hurt the sleeves noticably, even the frequently used ones! I also use talkum and NOT corn starch. Moist corn starch is a perfect nutrient for molds and bacteria of any kind. So using corn starch and a slight drying error is the fastest way for your sleeve to the garbage!

Conclusion:
Everybody should have a Swallow sleeve! If your penis longer than 17cm, get the normal one. If you are below 15cm get the SIAC! In between you actually cannot make a mistake...

Score 3.29 Overall Satisfaction 3.5
Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 3.5
Penetration 3.5
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 2
Realism 0
Variation 3
Smoothness 3
Orgasm Rating 3.5
Noise 0
Lube Use 3.5
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 2

Swallow Review

January 2nd, 2016 (Swallow Texture)

During that review I will compare it to the mini-Swallow form the SIAC-series. Both sleeves are VERY similar in my opinion with each slight difference between them is well balanced. I cannot say which one is better. I have used both extensively in direct comparison, and sometimes I preferred one and other times I preferred the other.

The normal Swallow sleeve is a little looser, what makes the feeling of the ribs a little more pronounced. Too much tightness dulls structures for me a lot, as I'm not able to feel slight pressure differences if it is all under pressure. On the same time the tight canal at the end feels even tighter with the SIAC. As this is unstructured anyway, tighter is better there!

The ribs of the SIAC are a little coarser what makes them stick out a little more but on the same time the ribbed part is shorter and there are less ribs, so you get that stimulation during smaller parts of your strokes. On the Other hand if I pound it deep I can still shove the head completely into the tight sections of the normal Swallow canal.

You see: Both sleeves are nearly identical, if you are not THAT well endowed so that the SIAC is too short for you. The Swallows definitly are sleeves of a higher intensity, and it is quite easy for me to climax with it twice with a little break in between.

As far as realism is concerned I have to disagree with the omnipresent claim of a high realism to oral sex. It is not! It feels great and gets you off really well, but it does not feel like a blowjob! I'm personally not keen on realism in a Fleshlight as I see them as a good addition to real sex. It's totally fine if they are completely unrealistic, as long as they feel great! Which that thing does! Still the idea of your real lips sucking your cock is nice during masturbation... ;)

I don't rate the loudness as all sleeves are very quiet to my ears. The difference is irrelevant to me. That sleeve is quite easy to clean because there are no undercuts that need to be cleared of residues manually to make sure. Thorough drying needs its time.

For cleaning I use mild hand washing soap ("soap free soap"), which does not hurt the sleeves noticably, even the frequently used ones! I also use talkum and NOT corn starch. Moist corn starch is a perfect nutrient for molds and bacteria of any kind. So using corn starch and a slight drying error is the fastest way for your sleeve to the garbage!

Conclusion:
Everybody should have a Swallow sleeve! If your penis longer than 17cm, get the normal one. If you are below 15cm get the SIAC! In between you actually cannot make a mistake...

Score 3.17 Overall Satisfaction 3.5
Intensity 2.5
Stimulation 2.5
Penetration 2
Tightness 3.5
Suction Effect 3
Realism 3.5
Variation 3
Smoothness 3
Orgasm Rating 3
Noise 0
Lube Use 3
Cleanup 2.5
Dry Time 2.5

Mini-Lotus (SIAC) Review

January 2nd, 2016 (Mini-Lotus (SIAC) Texture)

I base this review on my Lotus review as those textures share several common features. I got this SIAC for a bargain on amazon, so I couldn't resist. And I'm particularly happy I tried!

The LL-SIAC shares the general setup with the smooth entry, the lotus node and the successions of tight rings and wide reliefs with the standard Lotus sleeve. And while the Standard-Lotus was pretty useless from my POV, the shorter arrangement of features makes this sleeve pretty enjoyable. I can actually use the whole lengths of the SIAC sleeve while the 4 rear chambers with the tight transitions create really nice feelings, that are not reachable for me in the standard-Lotus sleeve.

It is still a very subtle sleeve, but it feels nice and I'm able to climax with it. That texture likes differen paces. While slowly penetrating the node is fun, the rear chambers feel best to me if taken fast and hard. For a first FLight after some days without sex of any kind, this is a pretty decent start if you want to stretch it a little!

To my experience that sleeve comes closer to the feeling of real sex, while the intensity is still a little too low. I'm personally not keen on realism in a Fleshlight as I see them as a good addition to real sex. It's totally fine if they are completely unrealistic, as long as they feel great!

I don't rate the loudness as all sleeves are very quiet to my ears. The difference is irrelevant to me. That sleeve is not particularly easy to clean because of the lotus node, that needs to be cleared of residues manually to make sure. Also thorough drying needs its time.

For cleaning I use mild hand washing soap ("soap free soap"), which does not hurt the sleeves noticably, even the frequently used ones! I also use talkum and NOT corn starch. Moist corn starch is a perfect nutrient for molds and bacteria of any kind. So using corn starch and a slight drying error is the fastest way for your sleeve to the garbage!

Conclusion:
If you are not hung like a horse and can get as a bargain for under 30 bucks: Get it! Otherwise there are plenty of other Fleshlights around, that are just as good or better!

Score 2.85 Overall Satisfaction 3
Intensity 1
Stimulation 1
Penetration 1
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 2
Realism 0.01
Variation 0.01
Smoothness 4
Orgasm Rating 1.5
Noise 0
Lube Use 3
Cleanup 3
Dry Time 2

STU Review

January 2nd, 2016 (STU Texture)

That one really is a hard review. I got this thing as is was marketed as the best thing since sliced bread. I expected very intense stimulation, just to find out it's a total fail on me. Similar to the original sleeve. While I expected the Original sleeve to be a fail, I was totally disappointed about that one. The stimulation on my circumcised penis is so very suble, that it is even hard to reach climax with it. I totally blame that on the circumcision, and I'm very sure, the pressure sensitive foreskin and frenulum area are needed for savouring that sleeve. That was actually the first and only time I ever wished my foreskin back! ;)

It feels pretty tight and as these knobs are already pressed flat against the penis, it feels VERY smooth and hardly structured to me. The extremely pressure sensitive foreskin is MAYBE able to detect the pressure differences and create pleasurable sensations by it. But as far as I'm concerned, this one was the most disappointing FleshLight fail to this date!

I don't rate the loudness as all sleeves are very quiet to my ears. The difference is irrelevant to me. That sleeve is easy to clean but dries only average due to the little air that can go through the tight canal. I have stored that sleeve in the cellar for whatever it might be useful again, but I don't plan on using it again!

For cleaning I use mild hand washing soap ("soap free soap"), which does not hurt the sleeves noticably, even the frequently used ones! I also use talkum and NOT corn starch. Moist corn starch is a perfect nutrient for molds and bacteria of any kind.

Conclusion:
If you are circumcised, save your money! That thing is not for you!
Otherwise decide for yourself if you can trust the hype! Usually it is at least partially true...

Score 1.77 Overall Satisfaction 1.5
Intensity 2
Stimulation 2.5
Penetration 2.5
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 1
Realism 2
Variation 1
Smoothness 4
Orgasm Rating 2.5
Noise 0
Lube Use 2
Cleanup 3
Dry Time 2

Forbidden Review

January 2nd, 2016 (Forbidden Texture)

I'll base that review on the ultra tight review I made, as this sleeve works somewhat similar to the Forbidden one. I bought it with Lisa Anns anal orifice what was a spontaneous gut decision at the moment of the purchase. I previously watched a movie where she obviously enjoyed anal sex a lot and that stuck in my head. ;)

I hoped for pretty intense stimulations but I got a bit disappointed. That canal would feel MUCH better, of the material would be a little stiffer. I like the feel of tightness, but the general sensations are just very subtle. I cannot feel the ribs after the entrance individually as ribs, but only in contrast to the smooth entry, as it gets a little more intense there. It's quite arousing to do some slow shallow thrusts there, just as you'd do during real anal sex. The swirling rest of the sleeve also feels very subtle. I cannot really determine what's going on there, but it feels nice.

It's well possible for me to climax with it, expecially the first FLight after some days without sex of any kind and the fantasy of anal sex with a beautiful woman of your choice can kick in the head to support the feeling. But it is a very subtle structure on the lower end of the intensity scale. It is really somewhat realistic to anal sex that also feels tight but quite smooth. That's what really good about that sleeve. But as it is more the thing in your head that rocks anal sex and that is harder to simulate than the actual feeling.

I don't rate the loudness as all sleeves are very quiet to my ears. The difference is irrelevant to me. That sleeve is easy to clean but dries only average due to the little air that can go through the tight canal. I have stored that sleeve in the closet for it might be reactivated when I'm in the mood for it.

For cleaning I use mild hand washing soap ("soap free soap"), which does not hurt the sleeves noticably, even the frequently used ones! I also use talkum and NOT corn starch. Moist corn starch is a perfect nutrient for molds and bacteria of any kind.

Conclusion:
I'm not sure if I would recommend that sleeve to a circumcised man. It feels nice and really somewhat similar to anal sex and the idea to have anal sex with Lisa Ann helps a lot! ;) But that canal is very smooth and provides only very subtle stimulation overall. If you are totally into anal sex and can you trick your mind into that situation, it can bring you some extra realism. A forbidden sleeve belongs in every FL collection but it's far from being one of my favourites!

Score 2.35 Overall Satisfaction 2
Intensity 1.5
Stimulation 2
Penetration 1
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 3
Realism 0.01
Variation 1
Smoothness 0
Orgasm Rating 2
Noise 0
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 2
Dry Time 3

Lotus Review

January 2nd, 2016 (Lotus Texture)

I got one of these quite soon when the FLG series were released as they were marketed as very realistic to real intercourse. That was a downfall: It's not!

Similar to the normal texture that thing nearly does not work on me. I tried it several times and the lotus node and the first ridge after it is the only structure I can actually feel. I'm not long enough for the later ridges. That smooth entry is totally worthless to me. Maybe uncut men can actually gain arousal by these areas but for me from my subjective POV it is not working. It is hard for me to climax with it although it's possible. It works okay in the very first FLight after some days without sex of any kind. But it does absolutely not create any overwhelming sensations that make some intense textures so addictive to me.

I strongly oppose the "realism"-rating here at flesh-assist. That thing is not realistic at all. No woman is so smooth. Real sex is much more stimulating!

I don't rate the loudness as all sleeves are very quiet to my ears. The difference is irrelevant to me. That sleeve is not particularly easy to clean because of the lotus node, that needs to be cleared of residues manually to make sure. Also thorough drying needs its time.

For cleaning I use mild hand washing soap ("soap free soap"), which does not hurt the sleeves noticably, even the frequently used ones! I also use talkum and NOT corn starch. Moist corn starch is a perfect nutrient for molds and bacteria of any kind.

Conclusion:
I cannot recommend that sleeve to any circumcised man. It's just too little stimulation. If you are VERY sensitive, have a hard time controlling your orgasm and like long FLights, MAYBE it could be a good choice for you. But don't expect intense sensations. I disposed it, because there was absolutely no chance I will ever choose it again.

Score 2.00 Overall Satisfaction 1.5
Intensity 4.5
Stimulation 4.5
Penetration 4.5
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 3.5
Realism 0
Variation 0
Smoothness 0
Orgasm Rating 4.5
Noise 0
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 4

Wonder Wave Review

January 2nd, 2016 (Wonder Wave Texture)

This was my very first fleshlight from the beginning of the 2000s. It worked well from the very first try and it is still my absolute favourite. I haven't used any other sleeve that often and all other sleeves are compared to this one. It was named "Super tight wonder wave" and came with the old bulky grey casing back then. FL promised unmowed lawns because you'll spend quite some time using that thing. True story! ;) It helped me a lot through long distance relationships, break ups, letting off steam while dating a new girl before having sex and enriched my sex life in general!

I have a feeling that the makers changed the design and the specifications of the materials a little since then, because I'm still on the search to find something as stimulating to me as my good old wonder wave. I will get another wonder wave to test that, soon!

I strongly oppose the "realism"-rating here at flesh-assist. That thing is not realistic at all. It is more intense and too regularly featured compared to a real vagina. Don't misunderstand me: That thing is absolutely awesome! I'm personally not keen on realism in a Fleshlight as I see them as a good addition to real sex. It's totally fine if they are completely unrealistic, as long as they feel great!

I don't rate the loudness as all sleeves are very quiet to my ears. The difference is irrelevant to me. That sleeve is quite easy to clean and dries okay.

For cleaning I use mild hand washing soap ("soap free soap"), which does not hurt the sleeves noticably, even the frequently used ones! I also use talkum and NOT corn starch. Moist corn starch is a perfect nutrient for molds and bacteria of any kind.

Conclusion:
That thing is awesome! Every circumcised man should give that one a try! I know that my rating is highly subjective and somewhat surprising compared to the much more intensely structured inserts, but my old WW is still the gold standard. It blew me away from the very first try! Maybe it is exactly the type of stimulation that gets you off with a circumcision! I have no comparison!

The only reason I do not give plain 5 star-ratings in every feeling-related section is that MAYBE in the far future FL will make one that is even better than this!

Score 4.10 Overall Satisfaction 4.5
Intensity 2.5
Stimulation 3
Penetration 3
Tightness 2
Suction Effect 3
Realism 3
Variation 3
Smoothness 3
Orgasm Rating 3
Noise 0
Lube Use 3
Cleanup 2
Dry Time 3

Alien Review

January 1st, 2016 (Alien Texture)

This sleeve was a halloween sale gift with an order of 2 other FLs. As that thing is a little bizarre I was very enthralled about it. You don't bang an alien of your fantasy every day^^ Unluckily that sleeve took a very long break in period, until I actually enjoyed it. It took several flights until I could feel the spiral entry which then felt really good! I had to learn to enjoy the lotus nodein this sleeve. Unluckily I'm absolutely underwhelmed by the STU texture of the second half. It feels nearly as smooth as the original texture that also had very little to no effect on me. For me that sleeve is for the very long FLight.

I don't rate the loudness as all sleeves are very quiet to my ears. The difference is irrelevant to me. That sleeve is okay to clean but dries only average.

For cleaning I use mild hand washing soap ("soap free soap"), which does not hurt the sleeves noticably, even the frequently used ones! I also use talkum and NOT corn starch. Moist corn starch is a perfect nutrient for molds and bacteria of any kind.

Conclusion:
I love it for the strange thing it is: An alien pussy! That itself makes it fun. The texture is pleasurable but quite subtle. It's far from being my favourite and not in regular use, but I keep it because it is so wonderfully bizarre...

Score 2.81 Overall Satisfaction 3
Intensity 1.5
Stimulation 1.5
Penetration 1.5
Tightness 5
Suction Effect 1.5
Realism 0
Variation 1
Smoothness 0
Orgasm Rating 1.5
Noise 0
Lube Use 3
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 2

Ultra Tight Review

January 1st, 2016 (Ultra Tight Texture)

This is one of the first sleeves I bought around 2005 with an anal orifice. I hoped for pretty intense stimulations but I got disappointed. I can feel the tightness and the point at which the canal gets tighter some centimeters in has its merits, but it generally cannot compete with other sleeves for me. It works okay in the first FLight after some days without sex of any kind and the fantasy of anal sex can kick in the head to support the feeling. But it does absolutely not create any overwhelming sensations that make some intense textures so addictive to me.

It is somewhat realistic to anal sex that also feels tight but very smooth. But as it is more the thing in your head that rocks anal sex than the actual feeling that is hard to simulate, it won't come close to the real thing.

I don't rate the loudness as all sleeves are very quiet to my ears. The difference is irrelevant to me. That sleeve is easy to clean but dries only average. I have stored that sleeve in the cellar for whatever use there might be...

For cleaning I use mild hand washing soap ("soap free soap"), which does not hurt the sleeves noticably, even the frequently used ones! I also use talkum and NOT corn starch. Moist corn starch is a perfect nutrient for molds and bacteria of any kind.

Conclusion:
I don't recommend that sleeve to a circumcised man. That smooth canal provides too little stimulation overall. If you are totally into anal sex and can you trick your mind into that situation, it can bring you some extra realism. I would not buy that sleeve again...

Score 2.18 Overall Satisfaction 1.5
Intensity 0.1
Stimulation 0.5
Penetration 1
Tightness 1
Suction Effect 1.95
Realism 0.5
Variation 0.1
Smoothness 4.95
Orgasm Rating 0.9
Noise 0
Lube Use 5
Cleanup 4.95
Dry Time 5

Original Review

January 1st, 2016 (Original Texture)

At the original sleeve:
I got it as a bonus sleeve in a bigger order and I wouldn't have bought it in the first place. But as it was there, curiosity takes over and I started to experiment with it. I used it several times before I came to the conclusion that it cannot compete with other sleeves. It is hard for me to climax with it although it's possible. It works okay in the very first FLight after some days without sex of any kind. But it does absolutely not create any overwhelming sensations that make some intense textures so addictive to me.

I strongly oppose the "realism"-rating here at flesh-assist. That thing is not realistic at all. No woman is so smooth. Real sex is much more stimulating!

I don't rate the loudness as all sleeves are very quiet to my ears. The difference is irrelevant to me. That sleeve is easy to clean and dries very fast, but that is about the only thing that sleeve excels in.

For cleaning I use mild hand washing soap ("soap free soap"), which does not hurt the sleeves noticably, even the frequently used ones! I also use talkum and NOT corn starch. Moist corn starch is a perfect nutrient for molds and bacteria of any kind.

Conclusion:
I cannot recommend that sleeve to any circumcised man. It's just too little stimulation. If you are VERY sensitive, have a hard time controlling your orgasm and like long FLights, MAYBE it could be a good choice for you. But don't expect anything but very minuscule sensations. I disposed it, because there was absolutely no chance I will ever choose it again.

Score 2.03 Overall Satisfaction 0.5
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