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Treat is my 3rd/4th Fleshlight, because I bought it together with Elsa Jean's Tasty, as well. You can go find my review on Tasty on my profile, if you really want to.

Getting into the texture talk, I'll start with the stimulation and intensity. I don't think Treat is very intense, especially for an anal sleeve. It's pretty mild. The stimulation is good, and, like Tasty, it's very smooth to slide in and out of. Not much more to say.

For an anal sleeve, Treat fails with it's tightness. I wasn't expecting it to be tight, but, I was still pretty surprised when I used it for the first time, and after. I honestly think that Tasty is tighter than Treat.

The best thing about Treat, and my most favorite thing about it, is how quiet it is. This thing doesn't make a peep, even with the cap all the way on. The sleeve itself is also basically silent. Overtime, the more I used it, the more that specific quality made me appreciate Treat a lot more than I initially did.

Conclusion:
This review is shorter than my others, mainly because I don't have much to say about Treat. I think it shouldn't be an anal sleeve, because it fails as one. It's much more fitting for a vaginal sleeve, and, if it was, I would like it a lot more. To me, it feels like Elsa Jean just has 2 vaginal sleeves. Treat is very similar to Tasty, and it's a good all-rounder sleeve. It's not too tight, not too loose, not too intense. Looking past that it's supposed to be an anal sleeve, it's pretty solid. I give Treat a 7/10.

Tasty is my 3rd/4th Fleshlight, because I bought it together with Elsa Jean's Treat, as well. You can go find my review on Treat on my profile, if you really want to. I mainly only wanted Tasty, because up until that point I only had butt Fleshlights. I ended up listening to my dick, though, and bought both of them. I regret this. I'm also not a fan of Elsa Jean.

Moving on to the actual texture talk, I'll start with the stimulation and overall intensity. I think Tasty is pretty safe in this aspect. It's not so intense that you'll black out, but, it's also not boring. The stimulation is very good, and it feels really smooth to slide into, or pound. I personally like to go slower with this one, but, I think it works fine to go fast with, too.

Something I'd like to add which I don't usually go over in my reviews, is the orifice. It's got big butterfly lips, which I haven't seen in many other vaginal sleeves. They add almost an inch before you get to the actual hole itself, and it feels amazing to have them wrapped around my cock, and to just look at them.

I don't think Tasty is very tight, but, that's not an issue for me. I wasn't expecting it to be tight, and, I wasn't looking for a tight vaginal sleeve when I bought it. It's also not loose, either. It's a good middle ground, which can be said for most of Tasty's features. The suction isn't too crazy, either. I never really notice it when I use this sleeve.

This might be hard to understand, but, Tasty doesn't make the case itself cause noise. The sleeve is where most of the noise comes from, and I can only describe that noise as some damn good macaroni and cheese. It's not extremely loud or anything, and, it's honestly pleasant to hear when I'm using it. So, it's pretty quiet in that front.

Conclusion:
I think Tasty is a very safe sleeve to get, and I think it's good for first timers and people who have a lot of these things. I can't speak on how well it represents Elsa Jean herself, because I'm not a fan of hers. But, if you are, I think you'll enjoy it. Tasty met most of the expectations I had for it, and, I like it. 8/10.

Bacon was the second sleeve I bought from Fleshlight, and, it wasn't what I was expecting it to be at all. I'm not a fan of Emma Hix, and I'm not really a fan of any of the women in the Fleshlight Girls line. I buy the textures based on their reviews, and sometimes influenced by how the orifice looks. The only real exception to those rules is the first Fleshlight I bought which was Autumn Ivy's Jackpot, and, you can go look at my review on Allure if you for some reason want to. What I'm trying to say is that you should always take the reviews on here with a large grain of salt. Everyone's different, and everyone will have a different experience with these things.

Moving on to the actual texture talk, I think Bacon's ratings on here are pretty bogus, all things considered. It is definitely not deserving of a 4.36 in tightness, which is the entire reason I bought it. I used the advisor and just cranked the tightness all the way up because I wanted the tightest sleeve I could get, and Bacon was one of the first results. This thing is definitely nowhere near a 4.36. That could be because of my own self and how my body reacts to it, but, I don't think Bacon is tight at all. Everyone's different, though.

As for the overall stimulation and intensity, there ain't much going on here, either. Not for me, at least. I can still relieve myself just fine with it, but, it's not super crazy for me. But, then again, I'm confident I could get off just fine 99% of Fleshlights, if we're talking purely about the standard ones.

The thing I appreciate about Bacon the most is how quiet it is. Even with the cap cranked all the way, it barely makes a peep. It's also pretty easy to clean out and dry.

There isn't any variation in this sleeve, but, you should already be able to tell that by looking at it. I'm not complaining about that, just thought I'd still add this section.

Conclusion:
The reason I might be so disappointed with Bacon is because of my lack of research before I bought it. I wanted a tight sleeve, and, I don't think it's very tight at all. It might be good for edging because of the repetitive texture. I wouldn't know, I don't do that. But, if you're looking for a tight anal sleeve, I wouldn't recommend this one. I give Bacon a 5/10.

Before I start with the actual review I should mention that this texture is with Autumn Ivy's Jackpot which will influence parts of my review. I'll try to keep most of it about the texture itself, though.

For starters, this is the first Fleshlight I bought. Looking back, I regret buying Allure at all. I didn't have much to go off of when I finally decided to buy one, and I happened to see Autumn Ivy and I got a neuron activation. I'm not really a fan of hers, apart from thinking she's a Goddess. I also wasn't aware that every Fleshlight in the Pro line is the exact same, with the only real difference being the orifice.

Allure is pretty stimulating and intense, I can't last too long with it, but I also generally don't last very long to begin with, so, take my thoughts on those parts of the texture with a grain of salt.

It's a lot tighter than it looks, and the suction is nice. When I try to pull out it kind of feels like the sleeve is telling me I'm not going anywhere, which is an awesome feeling, but, that could be due to the orifice and not the actual texture itself. Autumn's ass is small and grips like a snake, so, I'm not sure.

The main thing that kills this sleeve for me (apart from the ridiculous price) is the noise. I don't know if it's the case, or just the sleeve itself, but this thing is not quiet at all unless you stroke extremely slowly. I can constantly hear the air hitting the bottom cap with a popping sound, almost like when you turn on compressed air. I generally don't like noise at all, and, I also have to be discreet, so, in my case it's definitely the biggest downside of this sleeve. And in general if I do try to actually fuck it, I lose almost all feeling of the texture. I think it's definitely designed to be one that you go slow and take your time with.

I can't speak on realism because I'm a virgin, but, it's probably not anything like it. My favorite part of Allure is definitely the first 3 inches.

Conclusion:
My closing thoughts with Allure is that the Fleshlight Pro line in general is too expensive and not worth it unless you're a really big fan of one of the women they partnered with. You can probably get a much cheaper sleeve in the Girls line that does the same thing as Allure, and maybe even better. Pair that in with the fact that the Pro sleeves are overpriced, yeah, I can't recommend this one at all unless you have money to throwaway. Autumn Ivy also deserves her own unique texture in the Girls line instead of this. I give Allure a 6/10.