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Found 1 reviews in total

Intensity 0.95
Stimulation 1.5
Penetration 1.1
Tightness 1.8
Suction Effect 0.9
Realism 0
Variation 0
Smoothness 2.95
Orgasm Rating 0.9
Noise 5
Lube Use 0.75
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 5

Original Review

October 4th, 2019 (Original Texture)

Rating this Fleshlight is pretty difficult, although it could easily seem the opposite; my rating speaks clear, it’s maybe one of the worst Fleshlight you can buy right now, since it doesn’t offer none of the amazing feelings other textures do, so why is it difficult to review? Well, that’s because we are talking about the first kind of texture that ever existed, it didn’t change at all since years, so obviously it almost passed out, but let me tell you one thing.

The purchase of this Fleshlight depends on the fact if you are planning to own a collection of them, or if you are only looking for the few best ones to purchase, and then stop thinking about em: in the first case, i really think that in your Fleshlight collection really can’t miss the one who brought all the others out, i really think that feeling the standard one makes you understand more what newest textures offer.

Instead, if you are looking for a few, or only one purchase, just close this review and go reading the ones about Wild, Tasty, Destroya, Mini Lotus, Next Level, ecc., cause you cant miss one shot with these ones.

- How this Fleshlight feels

There isn’t too much to say, the smoothness of this texture its initially pleasant, but it slowly becomes boring and it could take a while to reach the climax, since the stimulation is very poorly. The texture is also pretty tight, so it could be a problem for the most girthy guys to get certain stroking speeds (also, if you are looking for this same texture but in an even tighter way, you are looking for the Tight texture, ideal for less girthy guys).

- Pros of this Fleshlight

Despite all the problems, this Fleshlight offers probably the most efficient cleaning time and the easiest process of all; it really takes a couple of hours to get completely dry, so it is eligible to be used more times in the same day without problems. Also, this Fleshlight is good for longer session due to the low intensity it offers, so that is a pretty good pro aspect.

- Cons of this Fleshlight

The most critical aspect of this Fleshlight is surely the absence of variety, its always the same feeling and you can’t try to make it different by rotating the Fleshlight of a certain deegree, or things lik that. Don’t get me wrong, it doesn’t feel bad, but it gets kind of boring after some time. Another bad part of this Fleshlight is the amount of lube you are going to apply; since the texture doesn’t offer any variety of forms where the lube can store while you are stroking, all the lube is going to get used faster, especially if you stoke in a faster way, so plan you are going to apply lube many times during the same session.

Linear and proud of it, it’s a classic that can’t miss in any Fleshlight collection, but it’s definitely a “don’t buy” for who is looking just for the best Fleshlight experience.

Score 2.23 Overall Satisfaction 0.9
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