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Just some collector.
Kinda wondering if those tears on the siac's are normal though...

Found 7 reviews in total

Intensity 4.45
Stimulation 4.6
Penetration 4.5
Tightness 3.75
Suction Effect 4.7
Realism 2.65
Variation 4.85
Smoothness 2.35
Orgasm Rating 4.95
Noise 1.35
Lube Use 1.85
Cleanup 2.1
Dry Time 2.85

Destroya Review

December 31st, 2017 (Destroya Texture)

Often recommended as one of the most intense Fls, the destroya definitely lives up to its reputation. After entering tip is put into a node that'll comfort it all around after that the nubs going against your privates go for an intense experience, and if you're long enough there a smooth part after them to help your penis relax from the sensation before going back.
During cleanup, be mindful of the node, lube can easily get stuck there.

A pretty intense FL that i can recommend to people looking for that sort of thing.

Score 3.56 Overall Satisfaction 4.95
Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 2.7
Penetration 2.85
Tightness 2.6
Suction Effect 2.5
Realism 1.5
Variation 2
Smoothness 2.4
Orgasm Rating 2.95
Noise 3.7
Lube Use 4.7
Cleanup 3.2
Dry Time 3.5

Barracuda Review

December 31st, 2017 (Barracuda Texture)

A texture with strong, though awkwardly smooth sensations. It's pretty hard to notice the change of direction in the bumps, but the whole experience has a weird otherworldly milking feel to me. This is definitely an interesting fleshlight if you are looking for a smooth but tactile experience.
Cleanup can be annoying thanks to all the little nubs where lube can get stuck on.

Definitely an FL to keep in mind if you are looking for a smooth experience.

Score 2.94 Overall Satisfaction 3
Intensity 4.6
Stimulation 4
Penetration 2.5
Tightness 3.6
Suction Effect 3.95
Realism 0.35
Variation 2.5
Smoothness 1.1
Orgasm Rating 3.9
Noise 2.65
Lube Use 1.75
Cleanup 2.6
Dry Time 3

The Fang Review

December 31st, 2017 (The Fang Texture)

As you can exepct from a quick glacne of the texture, this one feels extreme, though it doesn't ahve any variance tos pcie things up. Form entering to the finish it's just one long overstimulation - too much for me in fact, to the point where i get a weird feeling of being overexerted on my private parts after i'm done.
I'd recommend you get other fleshlights first and see later if this one might float your boat.
Due to the uneven structure of the texture it is also pretty ahrd to clean up since there are a lot places lube can get stuck.
On the upside, it'll get you to come pretty quickly.

Unfortunatly, the can like grip of the sex in a can version starts to hurt my hands after a while and the flat outer side doesn't give a good grip in general, so be aware of that as well.

This FL delivers a quick orgasm that might just be too much for some people.

Score 2.86 Overall Satisfaction 3.5
Intensity 4
Stimulation 3.6
Penetration 4.1
Tightness 4.35
Suction Effect 3.85
Realism 4.15
Variation 3
Smoothness 3.95
Orgasm Rating 3.85
Noise 2.85
Lube Use 2.9
Cleanup 2.6
Dry Time 2.6

Mini-Lotus (SIAC) Review

December 31st, 2017 (Mini-Lotus (SIAC) Texture)

The texture itself is probably the most realistic feeling of the ones i know. That also means there is less of a tactile feel than in the more extreme or unusual textures, so keep that in my.
Thanks to its simplicity its also quick and easy to clean.
Unfortunatly, the can like grip of the sex in a can version starts to hurt my hands after a while and the flat outer side doesn't give a good grip in general, so if you are interested you might want to get the mini lotus in another case.

A realistic fleshlight though the siac grip is worse than with a regular fleshlight case.

Score 3.56 Overall Satisfaction 4
Intensity 4.45
Stimulation 4.9
Penetration 4.9
Tightness 4.25
Suction Effect 3.7
Realism 2.5
Variation 4.95
Smoothness 2.5
Orgasm Rating 4.9
Noise 2.4
Lube Use 2.45
Cleanup 2.6
Dry Time 2.6

Heavenly Review

December 31st, 2017 (Heavenly Texture)

The texture is both smooth but also very, very tight -after entering a node you'll immediatly feel another entry to the anal part which can get very intense.
On cleanup you should be mindful of the little corners some lube can get stuck to but toherwise it's pretty easy

A better alternative to the tight classic or similar sleeves, if you want to feel the sensation of anal or a tight virgin.

Score 3.70 Overall Satisfaction 4.65
Intensity 2.5
Stimulation 3.9
Penetration 2.15
Tightness 1.6
Suction Effect 2.6
Realism 0.7
Variation 1.9
Smoothness 4.15
Orgasm Rating 4.9
Noise 2.9
Lube Use 2.15
Cleanup 4.75
Dry Time 4.65

Alien Review

December 31st, 2017 (Alien Texture)

The interior might not look like the most interesting thing, but the entrance has a very comfy feeling and the speed bumps further ahead make sure to give a steady feeling coming to the climax.
Thanks to the simplicity of its structure it's also easy and quick to clean up.

One of my favorites, i'd recommend it to anyone. It probably also fits as a first fleshlight.

Score 3.13 Overall Satisfaction 4.95
Intensity 0.9
Stimulation 2.1
Penetration 1
Tightness 2.6
Suction Effect 2
Realism 0.25
Variation 0.2
Smoothness 4.9
Orgasm Rating 2.2
Noise 3.1
Lube Use 4.85
Cleanup 4.9
Dry Time 4.95

Original Review

December 4th, 2017 (Original Texture)

This is the most baseline fleshlight you'll find with it's entirely smooth texture without any gimmicks and that means exactly what you would expect: Cleanup takes seconds, drying takes roughly one to two hours but there is also nothing interesting in it's feel. It is entirely smooth, with the material literally being the only stimulation. It's nice to have for a quick go but also nothing i'd recommend, especially as a first FL.

It's quick to clean, quick to dry, doesn't need much lube but it's also very meh in the stimulation department. Okay if you prefer to avoid any hassle, but otherwise underwhelming.

Score 2.59 Overall Satisfaction 2.35


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