Welcome to my Profile! I'm gay who mainly uses Fleshjacks. Most of, if not all, my reviews are geared toward the gay audience and possibly straight guys who are curious about Fleshjacks. I have a pretty big collection. Fleshjacks and dildos from my favorite gay porn stars.
I have 24 swallows total. I cannot rate Swallow on 0-5 scale. I would have to give it INFINITY. It's simply my go to texture of all my fleshjacks. It's supersweet and intense and everything else, while great, cannot compare to it. I just love it so much!!! I would be superdepressed without it.
Hope you find my reviews helpful. GOOD DAY!
5.25 Girth 5.8 Length. CUT. Does size matter? I think yes! Especially with all those fleshlight/fleshjack textures? Every one is different. What may be a good sleeve for me may not be a good sleeve for you! :)
Found 7 reviews in total
December 13th, 2020 (Thrust Texture)
I threw mine away. It was just collecting dust in my drawer. I tried many many times to like it, to try it and see what it is that people like about it so much, but in the end, my dick just couldn't really feel it. It was actually very annoying! When I put my dick in the middle hole, if i do not pay attention, it will get into another hole, which was super annoying! I spent like 70 bucks on this thing and to this day is the worst, most worthless fleshlight product I ever bought. There was no stimulation. It was boring. It was mind numbing! I don't think I ever came in it...maybe once???
Terrible product! They discontinued the Swallow for this??? Crap! I threw it away so I would never see it again! I have around 60 fleshlight products and Turbo Thrust is the effing worst!!!
It belongs in the garbage!
Conclusion:
Pure gimmickry! Worst fleshlight product I ever bought! I do not recommend it.
December 12th, 2020 (Forbidden Texture)
I love this sleeve. I own Marcus Mojo, Mick Lovell, and Kris Evans and previously owned Brent Everett's SQUEEZE. So, overall I have used 4 of this sleeve. All I can say is that this sleeve is very satisfying. Even though it doesn't have a lot of textures...really just horizontal lines and a squiggly ending, the Squeeze texture delivers a very satisfying orgasm. It's definitely one of my top Fleshjacks. Depending on your mood, you can cum quickly with this one or you can use it to edge. Penetration can be tight but once you're in, you can definitely feel the textures and the suction inside. Overall, this sleeve gives me a really exciting sensation, a good fucking sensation that is both sweet and intense. Although it is not my sweetest nor my most intense sleeve, Squeeze still is one of my most enjoyable rides. It's definitely in my top 5 out of all my collection.
It reminds me of good sex. Although, you do have to use quite a bit of lube. Still, the extra lube is worth it in the end.
Squeeze is actually a very smooth ride and I like that. I'm not really a fan of many textures in a fleshlight because your dick gets confused eventually. When you feel too many different sensations at once, it can make the ride more complicated than it should be. So definitely I think the lack of many different textures in Squeeze sleeve is a plus.
Overall, I highly recommend this sleeve. It is one of the best in my entire collection.
Conclusion:
Good for edging! Sweet and intense and I would give this a 9 out of 10, 10 being best.
December 9th, 2020 (Electric Texture)
Joey Mills’ Electric sleeve is definitely an intense sleeve. It’s actually one of the most intense, “electrifying” sleeves in my collection. It’s so intense that it will get your dick super rock hard in under a minute. The sleeve texture is exciting. Penetration may not be tight, however, the feeling of those circular bumps around your penis is definitely stimulating. I would not recommend flying with this sleeve and then flying with another. Your dick will not forget Electric’s stimulation that quite fast and the other sleeve will fail in comparison. You cannot mix sleeves with this one. It’s so intense that you won’t properly feel the other sleeve at all.
I absolutely like Joey Mills’ Electric sleeve. I really enjoy the ride. I just wish that it felt a little sweeter. Intensity is not the only quality I look for in a sleeve - it’s also sweetness ( the feeling of good orgasmic fucking and penetration). While it is a super intense sleeve, it is not as sweet. While I did get a quick release from this sleeve, I did not feel like it gave me sweet enough sensations that linger after. The cumming sensation just did not last and was simply very forgetable. Still, I do recommend this sleeve for a stimulating quick release.
Conclusion:
While not as sweet as I want it to be, Joey Mills’ Electric sleeve is a pretty wild ride. I would give this an 8.5 out of 10.
December 8th, 2020 (Spank Bank Texture)
Calvin Banks' Spank Bank is what I would call a "good" sleeve. Although, I admit It's hard to explain how it feels really. I feel like the sleeve has too many designs and textures that I cannot really pinpoint what it is that's making my dick feel good whenever I use it. The sleeve seems inspired by Banks' name. The design resembles that of a bank vault - hence Spank Bank. But unlike many sleeve designs, Calvin's sleeve does not have parallel or consistent designs. The sleeve looks random and "crazy" - which is probably the reason why I can't really pinpoint how I feel about the sleeve overall. Depending on the angle or the way you use it, the feeling you get will be different. Because there is no consistency in the textures, whichever way you use it will greatly influence how you feel overall in terms of intensity, orgasm and sweetness.
In other words, you will just have to try this sleeve yourself. Overall, it's a good sleeve. It delivers pretty good orgasms. I have a huge collection and if I compare this to let's say Charmer, Eros or Lumberjack, Spank Bank is definitely not as intense. But overall, it's a pretty good ride. I would rate this sleeve a good 7.5 out of 10, maybe more.
Conclusion:
Not as intense or sweet as I hoped it would be, still Calvin Banks' Spank Bank definitely delivers good orgasms. It's very hard to explain how it feels so you will just have to try it yourself.
December 2nd, 2020 (Mini-Swallow (SIAC) Texture)
I own Jack's Banana. I love the bigger Swallow so much that I bought this one. They're sort of the same, aren't they? Well, turns out, not really. Mini-Swallow is definitely not a bad texture. It's actually pretty intense. It's sweet and it's good. My only problem with this sleeve is that it's so damn TIGHT! Tighter than a nun's vagina! And I don't think that's a good thing. My dick hurts a bit after I'm done with this sleeve. It's so tiny! It's good, actually, pretty good...but so painfully tight! I can't fly with this thing definitely more than 2 times in one day. By the 3rd time, probably, my dick is all swollen and in pain. The feeling I feel when I use the mini-swallow is similar to how I feel when I use the Swallow - which is my all time favorite sleeve due to its sweet and orgasmic sensations. However, the mini-swallow is definitely the lesser of the two. If you have a very tiny dick, then maybe you'll enjoy this sleeve. But for me, who's a bit thick, this is a little painful.
I definitely don't recommend this to big guys! omg.
the texture is great. but it's just super tight! and also, i think the pink material isn't as stretchy as much as the material you'll find in the bigger Swallow. oh well.
Conclusion:
i would give this a 7.5 out of 10. it's good...it's just too tight for me. i don't like tight sleeves so...i fly with this sleeve not very often.
November 30th, 2020 (Swallow Texture)
I have been using fleshlights since I was in college, maybe 9 or more years ago. And the one and only sleeve that I keep coming back to is the one and only SWALLOW. as of today, i own 24 different swallow sleeves. all are fleshjack models. i'm gay and so mostly i own fleshjack boy models. but anyways, if i had to choose one and only sleeve or texture from all the fleshlight products - it would be the SWALLOW.
the swallow is a very unique sleeve. in terms of bumps and lines and circles, there's not much there. however, don't let this fool you. in fact, the absence of all this extra textures is what makes the swallow such a great sleeve. i own fleshjack models and so of course the swallows i have contain boy mouths, which make me even more turned on. the thought of kevin warhol, dolph lambert, kris evans, austin wilde's mouths sucking on my dick makes me so turned on...however the sensation i feel when i use the swallow is what makes me keep coming back.
i think i have the perfect size dick for the swallow that is why the sleeve agrees with me so much. the swallow's ribbing ends at around 6 inches and then the rest of the sleeve becomes a textureless tunnel. i have a 5.25 thick, 5.8 long, dick and so my dick never goes past the last part of the ribbing tunnel when i'm thrusting the sleeve. so when i'm thrusting, my dick never hits the tunnel...which i think is a great plus. a lot of big men do not like the swallow because of the canal at the back when they're thrusting. i imagine it is a bit uncomfortable. the sleeve has wide ribbing tunnel in the front and then tighter simple tunnel at the back so i don't think larger men would feel great sensations with that. anyways, for me, and for men 6 inches and smaller i presume, the SWALLOW is a perfect sleeve.
THE SWALLOW IS THE MOST PERFECT SLEEVE FOR ME, FOR MY SIZE.
one day i think i came into a kevin warhol swallow seven times in a row!!! by the 7th time, my dick is probably out of cum, but i didn't care. it was the sweet, orgasmic sensation i was after. combine that with the eye sensation i feel when i watch their sexy videos on my big screen tv and blutooth headphones, i'm always having a fantastic time. hearing their moan while shoving my very hard cock in their swallow mouths, i cannot wish for anything greater. i own a lot of fleshlight/fleshjack sleeves. i think i have around 50-60 total sleeves, but the SWALLOW is the one i go to whenever i want something sweet and orgasmic. it has never failed me. i always have a good time. i've actually brought my swallow fleshjacks through the airport when i was heading to las vegas. i mean i wasn't going to bring a lot of sleeves with me. one fleshjack was enough - SWALLOW was enough!
maybe this is why i'm single. the SWALLOW gives me such an awesome, orgasmic, sexual satisfaction that i probably miss on all those sexual partners i could have had in the last 10 years? if i would have to rate the swallow, it would be INFINITY. there's no other fleshlight texture out there like it. i will definitely take care of my swallow fleshjacks always and will use them till the day i die.
Conclusion:
the sensation of great, sweet, orgasmic love making - that is the swallow. INFINITY rating. i love the swallow so very much. i would be depressed without it. i own 24 swallows!!! amazing!
November 28th, 2020 (Paradise Texture)
I use this sleeve from time to time. I love Jean Daniel and pretty much the whole Bel Ami models, so he is a must have in my collection. But out of all my sleeves from Bel Ami models, his is definitely one of the worst. The sleeve is not entirely bad but it's not that good either. I have a 5.25 girth and for that this sleeve feels a little tight. I'm around 6 inches in length but I don't think length matters here because all the texture is the same through out. There is no variation in texture. So, if you're looking for any variation, this is definitely not it. They call this a paradise but it's definitely far from paradise. The texture isn't smooth nor intense. It's a little rough. As you thrust your member in there, you feel the texture tugging at you. But it's not necessarily a good feeling.
If you enjoy a little rough sex with tugging sensation, you will like this texture. But for me, It's most likely in the bottom of my list as far as ratings go. Still, I cherish this sleeve as part of my collection. I love Jean Daniel and so having his butt texture makes me happy.
I would rate this sleeve a good 6 out of 10, 10 being best.
Conclusion:
If you like rough, but not so intense sex, you may enjoy this sleeve. But for me, in terms of sexual satisfaction, it's below average.