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User since Dec 2022

Penis Length: 18.42cm
Girth: 12.07cm

About Me

7.25"x4.75", Uncut

Butterfly was my first Fleshlight, but not my first toy. Before Butterfly I owned a few onaholes by N.P.G.
They ended up being very difficult to clean and they were a lot tighter than I expected, they all ripped after only a few uses. Once the last one ripped I decided to try out Fleshlight in hopes of them being more durable.

I 3d scan my collection in an attempt to help people get a better representation of the orifices. If you are curious you can find a link to my sketchfab on my reddit page. There you can also find a link to my thingiverse, where I upload Fleshlight gadgets and accessories that you can download and 3d print.

Current collection: Butterfly, Tasty, Eden, Destroya, Heavenly, Ethereal, Silk, Trigger, Spellbound, Creampuff, Amante, Wonderland, Tease, Boost Blow, and Light Lady STU.

Reviews Introduction

I try my best to keep my ratings and reviews accurate relative to the other Fleshlights that I own. For this reason I tend to make references the others in my reviews. I like to give insight into what I was thinking leading up to my purchase of Fleshlights in these reviews. If you aren't interested in this then please skip my Intro sections.

Found 16 reviews in total

Intensity 3.75
Stimulation 3.5
Penetration 3.5
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 4.5
Realism 3.25
Variation 3.5
Smoothness 2.5
Orgasm Rating 4.25
Noise 4
Lube Use 2
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 4

Tease Review

December 23rd, 2023 (Tease Texture)

Intro:
After the incident during my Black Friday purchase I had two limited edition STUs. One of them had a weird issue on the part that gets held in by the ring on the case and another defect on the bottom where the STU is embossed. I packed up the pristine one, figured I'd have better luck buying or trading it. A few days later I got lucky, someone on the subreddit had received their mystery sleeve and it was Tera Patrick Tease, one they already owned. I decided to take this opportunity, I DM'd them about making a trade. After a few days they decided to take me up on my offer, we exchanged info, and soon Tera Patrick was on her way home.

Orifice:
From the images you can tell that he lips are asymmetrical, but in person it becomes apparent that the asymmetry is present in the entire vulva. Her right side is noticeably more plump than her left, and you can feel the difference when balls deep. Her lips are very thin and lay flush against her mound. The way they lay combined with how smooth they are makes the stickiness of the material when unpowdered more noticeable, but once lubed up it's pretty easy to line up and slide in.

Section A: (tight hourglass made of bumps and rings)
This section actually starts very shallow into the canal. A lot of sleeves have about 1" smoothness in the entry before the textures start, but Tease's is half the size. The way this section starts out with a wider ring followed right after by an hourglass shape makes it easy to feel how close you are to the entry, so accidental pop outs are less frequent. The bumps in the hourglass here feels a lot like the familiar subtle smooshed bubbly feeling of the goosebumps in Eden and Butterfly. Its much shorter in Tease however, and during regular use when I'm not focusing on each section, the hourglass shape tends to quickly pop me out into section B.

Section B: (wide with fingers)
The most mild section of Tease. These fingers feel like a less crowded version of Trigger, but without the hotspots. This area is a great place to give your glans a break, if you're like me and you get numb rubbing up on pointy textures for long periods. This is a wide section, and its positioning between two tight hourglass shaped sections adds a lot to the sensations. When doing long thrusts from almost popping out to balls deep the wide mildness makes its neighboring sections more noticeable.

Section C: (tight toothy hourglass leading to a lotus node)
This section starts the intense portion of the flight for me. The details feel like a more intense version of the first hourglass, and it feels like it's firmly hugging you and pressing your glans up into the lotus node. Move a bit backwards and your helmet is rubbing on the toothy hourglass, move a bit forward and you're popping through a lotus node and into the next section. This section and the next one are where my head spends most of the flight, retreating back into the previous two sections occasionally to cool off.

Section D: (little ball of teeth)
Right after popping through the lotus node you enter this ball of spikes. This ball is a lot like the little ball of teeth in Butterfly, or a smaller version of the "pleasure dome" in Destroya. Tease's spike ball doesn't have the middle row that the other two have, and I think the gap makes the remaining two rows a bit more noticeable.

Section E and F: (Xs and orbs)
When I go balls deep my glans pokes into E a bit, but not enough to feel confident trying to describe how this section feels. I used to do caseless flights to feel these end sections, but a while back I decided to stop. I don't like caseless flights and that truth is most likely reflecting negatively on how I describe these deeper sections in past reviews.

An Observation:
While I was breaking in and forming my opinions I noticed something. Tease felt very familiar to me even during the first flight, and I wasn't quite sure why until I started planning this review. If you compare Tease's texture with Butterfly they are like sisters. Tease has an extra hourglass and a shorter wide section, but after the wide bit they align very closely. I've been trying to avoid getting sleeves that are too similar to ones that I already owned, but this happy accident changed my opinion a little. The way Butterfly and Tease are so similar, yet different with their own nuances actually adds to the collection. I made the simile earlier, but it sort of plays into the fantasy of deflowering sisters, they are very similar but each have their own personalities as well.

Conclusion:
I'm very happy with Tease, she's like a more intense version of my first Fleshlight, what's not to like? Well there are a couple small gripes. The two hourglasses followed and lotus node all in close proximity to one another makes getting the lube into the back a little less straight forward, and I still with that the lips on these things were more floppy. These gripes are easy to look passed though, it's a shame that people tend to forget about some of the older sleeves, Tease should be much higher up in the ratings.

Score 3.70 Overall Satisfaction 5
Intensity 2
Stimulation 2
Penetration 1
Tightness 1
Suction Effect 2.5
Realism 3
Variation 0.5
Smoothness 5
Orgasm Rating 3
Noise 5
Lube Use 5
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 4.5

STU Review

December 15th, 2023 (STU Texture)

Intro:
I had my mind made up that I was going to purchase Amante and Wonderland during the Black Friday sale of 2023. The Black Friday sale the year prior wasn't anything special unless you were getting a ton of them, and I expected this year to be the same. Right before Black Friday started they had a "24 Hour Flash Sale" where if you spend $110 you get a free limited edition light flesh tone STU. This seemed like a no brainer to me, you have to spend $100 anyway to get free shipping. In hindsight if I had known I would have waited and done the spend $149 and get a free mystery sleeve, but I was going off of how 2022 was, and didn't expect so many ways to get free sleeves this year.

The Incident:
Fleshlight shipped the free STU in a different package but none of the emails or receipts stated that there was going to be multiple packages. When I received what I had thought was going to be the single package the STU was missing, so I contacted customer support. They were very understanding and quickly sent me a replacement light lady STU since they forgot to send me one originally. Unfortunately this was incorrect, they didn't forget to sent me one, they just forgot that it is being shipped separately for some reason, but I didn't know this until a day after the replacement was delivered... A mysterious package showed up containing the original one. Due to this miscommunication on ILF's side I ended up getting two STUs. This isn't really anything to do with the STU itself, I'm just documenting my experience as a customer. I think they should have handled things better, or kept better records so that when I contacted customer support they would have been able to see that there was a second package on the way, I'm not really complaining, two free sleeves is nice, but the entire situation felt very unprofessional.

Orifice:
The STU has the generic lady orifice, the OG orifice. It's a lot more open than I was expecting, and the lips are much larger too. It's sort of like a smoother, less meaty version of Tasty's orifice, but with a visible clit.

Section A: (the entire sleeve)
Maybe it's just the one I decided to use and keep, (I only used one of them, didn't remove the shipping rod from the other one) but the balls are flatter than they look in the texture images. Looking down the hole it looks like a hexagon shape instead of a six sided star shape as you would think it should look. So it's like someone cut all of the ball tips, maybe mine has a defect, but I find it a bit less intense than the other reviews here say.

Conclusion:
At the time of purchase I was looking to add intensity to my collection, and the STU seemed like a great idea to do that. Even though mine isn't as intense as I was hoping for I still think she's enjoyable. There is just enough texture for the lube to have something to grip on to, and there isn't enough intensity to make it painful to keep thrusting through the orgasms, so finishing in the STU feels great. The complete lack of variation and subtle texture makes edging insanely easy. The STU is indeed a test of stamina, but my experience is that it's more of a trial of physical endurance and not really much of a challenge for the libido.

Score 3.07 Overall Satisfaction 3.5
Intensity 3.75
Stimulation 4.5
Penetration 5
Tightness 3.5
Suction Effect 3
Realism 4
Variation 1
Smoothness 2.5
Orgasm Rating 2.5
Noise 4
Lube Use 1.5
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 3

Wonderland Review

December 14th, 2023 (Wonderland Texture)

Intro:
Still on the mission to diversify my collection, I decided now would be a good time to purchase my first butt. I wasn't sure which one I wanted to get and I didn't know what to expect. I heard butt sleeves were usually tighter and more intense than lady sleeves. At first I was thinking about getting Punk, but on the subreddit a lot of people were getting them with defects in the textures and the more I thought about it the more I was thinking I should go for one a bit less intense. Eventually I stumbled upon Wonderland and her puckered little sphincter looked unique amongst the others.

Orifice:
Her sphincter is puckered quite a bit and protrudes out slightly in the back, but if flush with the perineum. The wrinkles of the sphincter spread out to the sides a bit but not much forward or backward. The entry hole is a lot more narrow than I expected, it's more narrow than some of the onaholes I owned that ripped during their first fucking. I was nervous to try to penetrate her at first, I was afraid that she would tear, but thankfully after about a dozen uses still no visual damage. Initial penetration is like a lotus node cranked up to 11. Sonce this is my first butt I don't know if this is how they all are, but you need to lube up good and push to go down this rabbit hole. Once her pucker slides over the glans you get a firm lotus node sort of a pop, and the momentum usually has me launching right by the first tongue. I find that back strokes can easily cause accidental pop outs if you go too shallow. After a few minutes of thrusting somehow she gets easier to enter, the first time experiencing this phenomenon I thought she was ripped. Maybe lube mixed with precum is more efficient and this eases the penetration.

Anal Textures:
If you read my Creampuff review you would see I described her sections different from my other reviews. I think doing something similar with most anal sleeves is appropriate. Instead of describing the different sections, I am going to describe the structures found in the sleeve, since most anal sleeves are composed of several structure types repeated in a pattern. Wonderland for example, has two structures, tongues, and ribs. The ribs sit on the opposite sides of the canal from the tongues, and this configuration repeats five times, each repetition has a 60 degree offset from the previous one.

Structure A: (ribs)
These are smooth and mild. They are about the same size as the ribs in Ethereal, and feel similar to how they do in her after Ethereal is broken in. Perhaps the rings terminating at the tongues makes them less firm, so they don't have a long break in. This section feels pretty natural to me, I have never put mini me in an actual anus, but these structures feel how I imagine an anus would feel.

Structure B: (tongues)
These structures make me wish I had a time machine so I could go back to when they were designing the Boost series. I would barge into the meeting room with my Wonderland in hand and tell them to put a more mild version of this on the Blow tongue, one with smaller taste buds. These feel just like being licked by hyperrealistic tongues, a bit more intense than the real deal. In an anal toy this is a bit unrealistic, but it feels great so I'm not complaining. I try to edge with every new Fleshlight I get, and these structures make it genuinely difficult for me. When you're right on the edge any little accidental movement is enough for one of these land mines to go off and make you explode.

Conclusion:
The penetration is very stimulating and the textures are pretty intense, somewhere between Ethereal and Amante. I'm still surprised that this tight of an orifice can be this sturdy, SuperSkin is something else! Despite the tiny butthole, it's pretty easy to lube up and rinse out. My method of lubing with her is to pour a bit of lube down the poop chute, then rub it around on my head and shaft like I'm coloring myself with a marker. Lube retention is pretty decent too, the sphincter acts like an O ring, just make sure you lube up your shaft and the outside of the orifice because this pucker doesn't let anything drip down. Drying with a usb fan is also much quicker than I expected. I enjoyed my stay in Wonderland and I think she was an excellent introduction to anal Fleshlights.

Score 3.38 Overall Satisfaction 5
Intensity 4
Stimulation 4.5
Penetration 3
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 3.5
Realism 3.5
Variation 2
Smoothness 3
Orgasm Rating 4.5
Noise 3
Lube Use 3
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 4

Amante Review

December 12th, 2023 (Amante Texture)

Intro:
After buying Creampuff and Spellbound I noticed that my collection was skewed a bit toward the mild side. I wanted to balance and diversify my collection and Amante looked like a good starting point. Amante is rated as pretty intense, but not overly so, and like Creampuff, she's got a very unique orifice, win win.

Orifice:
Like with the lips of Tasty, I underestimated the size of Amante's clit. It is very sexy and large, from base of the clitoral hood to the tip of the clit is the same distance as the orifice's opening, about 1.5" long; clit as wide as my pinky finger. She has a few subtle folds on her labia majora and perineum, and her lips have a little bit of a zag to them, her slit tilts to the right slightly just before connecting to her clit. These subtle details and asymmetries add a lot to the realism of the mold. When you go balls deep you can feel her clit poking at you, and that's kinda hot.

Section A: (tunnel of ovals)
Right upon sliding in under her clit you are greeted with this meaty hug of a section. It has similar vibes as the 2nd section of Tasty, but here it's more realistic feeling. Slightly less intense, but the increased meaty feel makes up for the lack of intensity with more stimulation.

Section B: (triangular fingers)
This section looks pretty misleading in the image. Watch an internal video to get a better look. This section is basically four rings of three triangular fingers that have had their tips removed. The sensation each row provides feels a bit like penetrating a weak lotus node, less of a pop, but with a tooth-like feeling added. This section ends up feeling like a more meaty version of the fangs in Destroya. It doesn't make me feel like I'm going numb like how I feel if I spend too long in Destroya's "pungence", so probably a little less intense, but that's in my opinion for the better.

Section C: (rings of suction cups)
I was expecting this section to feel grippy and maybe it does if you can reach deeper in than I can. At my length it feels a bit like Silk's third section. I was imagining this section as being more intense than it is in actuality, this is probably for the better though. It gives you a nice place to grind in to recover a bit from the high intensity of the previous section. Like with the ribs in Heavenly/Destroya, it's a matter of perspective with this waffle type sensation between Silk and Amante. In Silk the waffle is the hotspot of the whole sleeve, but here in Amante it's pretty mild in contrast to the triangle fingers. Section A is most mild of all, but I prefer to not spend too long doing shallow thrusts as this dries the lube out on your shaft quick and then you need to apply more or spray yourself with some water.

Conclusion:
Amante's orifice is fun and she has a pretty nice balance of intensity and stimulation. She's only got 3 sections and the ones she has aren't very unique, so I can't give her a high variation rating but the sections she has go well together. She has the intensity of Destroya while having the meatiness and heft that Destroya lacks. Even though Amante is higher in intensity, she isn't intense to the point where it becomes painful to thrust while you finish. She is still possible to edge with, and if you do the resulting orgasms will make you shake with pleasure.

Score 3.64 Overall Satisfaction 5
1
Intensity 2.5
Stimulation 4
Penetration 3.5
Tightness 3.5
Suction Effect 4
Realism 4
Variation 1.5
Smoothness 4
Orgasm Rating 3.5
Noise 2
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 3

Creampuff Review

December 10th, 2023 (Creampuff Texture)

Intro:
I was nine Fleshlights in when I got Creampuff, I had been looking to go for realism this time around. I couldn't make up my mind so I purchased Creampuff and Spellbound. Creampuff looked a lot to me like the somebody took the first half of Silk and stretched it out into a full sleeve. This was an appealing concept, the first half of Silk was the most realistic texture I had felt in a Fleshlight, and having a full sleeve will surely be fantastic. I was a bit hesitant to get Creampuff because of the low variation in the texture, but the reviews convinced me, and since I was looking for realism low variation made a lot of sense. I also like my collection to have vulva variety and not just texture variety, and Kenzie's innie is one of a kind when it comes to Fleshlight orifices.

Orifice:
As previously stated, Creampuff's orifice is very unique, of course they all are, but she's more unique. Most other lady Fleshlights have prominent labia minora, Creampuff is the exact opposite. She has a massive mound of labia majora that conceal most of the rest of her vulva, with the clit just barely poking out of its hood. I was half thinking that her being an innie would cause the orifice to be smooth and plain but this is not the case. Her clitoral hood has a lot of wrinkle detail included and surprisingly the mound has some subtle details that vaguely look like Kenzie had just removed her panties, so parts of the skin were still imprinted by the fabric. The way the lips are tucked behind makes the entrance very narrow and slit shaped, when inside the case the bottom half of the labia minora are actually pressed together. I had heard that openings shaped this way tend to rip, and that it's common with Creampuff as well as Lvl Up, and Kumzumi, so far I haven't had any issues, but I keep it in mind and make sure the entrance is well lubed to minimize the chafing. I made the switch to Fleshlight from Onaholes to escape torn orifices and I would be pretty disappointed if I started having that issue again. This slit shape causes her to have a pleasant sideways pressure to her, similar to Spellbound, but the pressure isn't quite as strong. Being a newer lady (Spring 2020 and beyond I think) Creampuff has an offset orifice, I think I prefer her missionary orientation but she's a bit noisy in a bad way for me this way. Turning her around gives you that sexy "mac and cheese" sound.

Creampuff's Textures:
The texture sections in Creampuff are almost mirrored on opposite sides of each of the three wavy rings, and after the 5" mark the texture repeats. Because of the heavy amount of texture reuse I have decided to describe these sections a bit differently than I have in other reviews. I describe the three textures each as their own section below, and the sleeve follows the pattern A-B-A-C-A-B-A. I suggest looking at the cross section image to see what I mean, and to ease things, I say in the parentheses where the sections are located.

Section A: (tapered fins - between the rings)
This feels a lot like the stretched out version of Silk's ziggurats. Nice, smooth, mild, and realistic, a bit less meaty feeling than the ziggurats however, probably because they are fins instead of rings, so they give way to the glans with greater ease. If this is all that the sleeve had to offer I think Creampuff would get boring pretty quick, it feels very realistic, but Fleshlights lack all of the contractions and nuances of a real pussy, fortunately the designers thought about this and added the other two sections.

Section B: (wavy ring - 1.25" & 6.25")
The smooth and mild rolling waves of the tapered fins are broken up by three thin and wavy ring sections, the first and third are section B. These provide a nice spritz of variety as you pull out, and when you plunge in balls deep (provided you are long enough to reach). I was expecting these to feel a bit like a lotus node, but they are too thin to give a noticeable pop. Instead they feel like slightly more intense version of individual Eden section D cylinders. They are move noticeable than in Eden since there is only one of them in each section, and the waviness of them, I think, also causes them to feel more pronounced.

Section C: (inverted wavy ring - 3.5")
This is the middle ring section. It's sort of like an inverted version of the other two rings. To me it feels a bit like a reverse lotus node, meaning when you enter it feels a bit like the feel of exiting a lotus node, and when you exit it, it feels a bit like entering one. The waviness of it and the surrounding fins make the entire experience a bit less pressure-centric and subtle than how a lotus node typically is. I spend most of my time passing back and forth through this section with short thrusting motions, I think this is my favorite part of Creampuff.

Conclusion:
After my first couple flights with Creampuff I honestly felt like I had made my first purchasing mistake, she felt far too mild. Regardless, I kept pressing on with the flights hoping it was just a longer break in period, like how Spellbound was. That wasn't the issue, she didn't need breaking in, I just needed to get used to flying with her. The B rings are very shallow and very deep, and I usually keep the ridge of my glans within the 1.5" to 6" range when I'm flying, so I was missing out on Section B. Section C is right in the middle, I would tend to speed right through it while thrusting and wouldn't get much out of it. It took me three or four flights to realize that Creampuff feels best when your glans hangs out around the rings. You need to appreciate the subtle nuances, thrust just the tip in a bit, or half way, or grind up on her with short thrusts. This new approach was a game changer, I should have realized this going in, but at least I know now. She's not as tight as some claims lead me to believe, the orifice is very tight, but the canal is about average tightness. I'm actually glad this is the case, very tight sleeves feel unrealistic to me, I was hoping to find more realistic sensations this time around and I'm happy that Creampuff fills that niche. Overall Creampuff is an excellent edging sleeve once you get the hang of things and learn to slow down and smell the roses with her.

Score 3.50 Overall Satisfaction 4.5
1
Intensity 2
Stimulation 4
Penetration 4
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 4
Realism 4
Variation 2
Smoothness 4.5
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 2.5
Lube Use 3.5
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 3

Spellbound Review

December 9th, 2023 (Spellbound Texture)

Intro:
I was nine Fleshlights in when I got Spellbound, I had been looking to go for realism this time around. I couldn't make up my mind so I purchased Spellbound and Creampuff. Spellbound had less reviews and rated lower than Creampuff, but the ratings and reviews here are sometimes more like a popularity contest. The few reviews that there were made her sound like exactly what I was interested in finding, and since I don't care a whole lot about popularity I gave her a chance. When my Spellbound arrived it had the same defect as my Tasty, they have 3 extra cylinders of material, as though they were molded using part of a Vibro mold. Because of this the first section might be a bit tighter in my Spellbound than usual, keep this in mind, I don't think it makes a major difference with Spellbound, but it seemed like an important detail to not leave out.

Orifice:
Spellbound's orifice is tight just like Destroya, but she hugs a bit more firmly. Her lips grip a bit, and do a nice sideways squeeze. The folds in her labia majora are a great touch, all of the other mounds I own are smooth. Her lips are nice and defined just as they are with Ethereal. Kira's labia aren't quite as large as Eliza's, but her clit is nice and prominent, like a jewel centerpiece or the proverbial cherry on top.

Section A: (wavy blocks)
During the first few flights this section was very tight and I had trouble feeling much of anything. She had a very long break in period, but by the 8th or 10th flight everything started picking up. This first section is the most mild of the three sections, the large waves and edges are pretty subdued on the glans, but they give a fantastic massage to the shaft. It's a nice meaty tightness that tenderly hugs unlike any of the others.

Section B: (ribs and knuckles)
It's difficult to notice exactly when you transition between this section and the last one, but the intensity picks up on the glans here while still being subtle. The knuckles are more noticeable than the ribs, they remind me a bit of the fingers in Trigger but less grippy. The meaty feeling continues from the previous section into this one, and sensations of this section on the glans and the previous section on the shaft is an awesome combination.

Section C: (ratchets)
I only reach about an inch into this section, but from what I can hit this last section feels similar to the first section. It's slightly more pronounced, still pretty mild, but more intense than the previous sections.

Conclusion:
Spellbound is low intensity, high stimulation, and has some pretty realistic aspects. Give her your patience, the break-in period is longer than most others, but things get very good if you are persistent and get passed it. The sideways pressure of her orifice reminds me of the feeling of a pussy contracting around you, it's a bit unrealistic in that it's a constant pressure, but the thoughts it springs up make the experience stimulating. This sleeve, and all of the newer ones since around 2021, have an offset orifice. The offset orifice feels like a less pronounced version of the asymmetric section of Ethereal, and it makes missionary vs doggy orientation hit different. I prefer doggy style with Spellbound but she's a bit more noisy in this orientation. I personally find the sounds kind of hot, but if you're trying to be quiet stick to the regular rotation. I am surprised that more people aren't talking about Spellbound, very underrated, she deserves much more limelight than she's received. A fantastic sleeve, great for edging, but the stimulation is high enough to make quicker flights easily attainable as well.

Score 3.68 Overall Satisfaction 5
Intensity 2.5
Stimulation 3
Penetration 2.5
Tightness 2.5
Suction Effect 3.5
Realism 4
Variation 4
Smoothness 3.5
Orgasm Rating 3.5
Noise 1
Lube Use 3
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 3.5

Blow Review

December 5th, 2023 (Blow Texture)

Intro:
Since before I began my journey into the wonderful world of Fleshlight, mouth orifices had been discontinued. A thing of the past because ILF didn't foresee them not selling well, despite all sharing the same texture. I ruled out ever owning a mouth Fleshlight, they were nothing more than a relic of a time since passed. Then one day in February I checked my email and there she was, a brand new mouth Fleshlight with a brand new end cap, and she looks more realistic than any mouths that came before. So I jumped on it, nabbed myself a Blow along with Trigger.

Orifice:
This was one of the main selling points for me, and it's deep, it is almost like a whole section before the first section. Unlike previous mouths this sleeve includes the teeth, tongue, and uvula. The tongue is arched upwards making the opening slightly constricted, but this is still a pretty loose orifice, as it should be. It's also separated from the lips in the mold, and this gives it an interesting movement. The mold isn't the most realistic thing ever in person however. The teeth are connected to the lips, and the tongue and roof of the mouth are smooth. Taste buds and palatine rugae could have made rubbing your glans around in the front mouth section a lot more enjoyable. There isn't a whole lot of sensation, the teeth tips give a nice sensation when passed through and the uvula feels great on the frenulum if you flip her upside down. A few missed opportunities here but overall I'm pleased with the details.

Section A: ("Turbo Tech" floating rings)
This section clearly originates from the unique ring orifices that the Turbo line has in common. This dual ring texture format is what makes Blow and the Turbo line feel like a blowjob, and it is an effective emulation technique. I hadn't used any of the Turbos until months later when I received a free QuickShot Turbo but I had noticed the similarity in sensation and though I'd include this observation about the rings here. I feel the same about this section as I feel about the orifice, it's very smooth. Although the rings give a noticeable and enjoyable tongue/throat sensation, this section is very mild. For some reason ILF textured the outer walls of this section but didn't put any texture on the actual rings, I think they should have swapped that around, you can't effectively feel the outer texture because the rings are in the way.

Section B: (ribbed pharynx)
Right after the rings things tighten up a bit and the suction effect becomes more noticeable. The front of this section for me is like the delimiter between blowjob and deep throat. Pulling out of this section so your glans goes back into the back ring causes a noticeable suction release noise. It's pretty loud but it adds to the experience. This section is the first that has actual texture, the ribs feel similar to the ribs in Ethereal but a bit more mild and they didn't take as long to break in. My glans spends most of the time in this section and the next section unless I'm using the uvula on my frenulum.

Section C: (STU UES)
I believe this section is meant to emulate the upper esophageal sphincter. It's like two rows of inflated STU balls and I think this part is great. I like how it tightens up and has a bit of a lotus sort of feel to it because of the slightly wider part just after it.

Section D: (spiral esophagus)
I don't reach deep into this section, but the part that i reach feels like a tight massage. It sort of reminds me of the spiral hourglass section in Tasty, but again, a bit more on the mild side. This section is probably more mild than Tasty's hourglass because there are more spirals and the gaps are thinner.

End Cap:
This new end cap is interesting. I like what it does, but I don't think it replaces the original end cap. It is basically a one way valve with an adjustable slit that allows air to circumvent the valve when you back thrust. The valve always lets air escape the Fleshlight, and this means that there is no way for air pressure to build up making it feel tighter when you are thrusting in. Having all suck and no tightening is unique and not something you can easily do with the regular end cap, so getting a Boost gives you that new sensation. I recommend trying Blow with a regular end cap, and some of your other full sized Fleshlights with the Boost endcap, it doubles the experiences you have access to.

Conclusion:
Obviously it's not going to feel like a real blowjob, but for a toy it gets pretty close, and I can see what they were going for. Every aspect of the design was clearly intended to provide the closest simulation to a blowjob possible, to the point where I can pinpoint what the sections were likely intended to simulate. This is a mostly mild Fleshlight. I'm a fan of mild, for people that want a more intense experience, you should take a look at the Turbo line instead, I heard that they are more intense. I'm a little unsatisfied with the sheer amount of smoothness in the first half, but overall that can be excused I think, because of the attention to detail in the other areas. This is a pretty loud sleeve, it gawks and gobs a lot, and I saw reports of the rings tearing out for some users. Mine hasn't torn yet, but I'm careful and use more lube and water sprays with Blow than I do other Fleshlights. I think these flaws just add to the experience. The added wetness reminds me of saliva and drool, and the suction noises remind me of the noises that come from receiving a blowjob.

Score 3.18 Overall Satisfaction 4
1
Intensity 3.75
Stimulation 2.5
Penetration 3
Tightness 4.5
Suction Effect 4
Realism 3
Variation 1
Smoothness 3
Orgasm Rating 3.5
Noise 3
Lube Use 2
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 2

Trigger Review

December 3rd, 2023 (Trigger Texture)

Intro:
One day I was browsing around on the complete textures list, as you do, and Trigger caught my eye. I had been looking for sleeves that had unique textures. My plan was to purchase an FLG along with the new Boost Blow that had just released. Trigger looked like she fit the role perfectly, but I wasn't sure if it would even be available still. Some of the reviews were saying she was discontinued, and when I looked it up Teagan had left the industry in 2013, and hadn't returned until 2017. This four year gap made it seem plausible that she had been discontinued some time between, but I decided to go check fleshlight**** and she was still available. I asked on reddit to see if anyone knew what was going on, but I decided I should bite the bullet and pull the trigger now if I was interested, I might not have a chance to explore this Fleshlight if I hold off. Fast forward to present; I never got an answer, but the packaging looked new, so as far as I know Trigger is still in production.

Orifice:
She has the same sort of appeal to her as Eden, very dainty. The labia is slightly more splayed outward and a bit more rippley, this shape makes it easier to line up with and penetrate. Trigger's vulva doesn't look much like Teagan's in my opinion. Looks a lot more like Jeff Milton's junk in my opinion, and that's not a bad thing. Jeff Milton is one of my favorite erotic models, and I am pretty unfamiliar with Teagan's content.

Section A: (the entire sleeve)
Trigger is more like an anal sleeve than a lady sleeve, very tight, and she's only got one section. Trigger is tight, very tight. Trigger is so tight that you can't see down the canal, hold her up to a light and look down her like a telescope, you will only see darkness. The fingers are long enough that they cross over the center line and completely block the passage. The best way I can describe the sensation is sort of like the feeling of trying to walk through a crowd, only on your penis, and enjoyable. Looking at the texture you might be concerned that it has frotting vibes, but the material is very soft, so I can't really distinguish them as separate fingers. It feels more like just a tight bumpy, rippley and grippy sensation. The little teeth in between the spirals of fingers are what makes this sleeve intense. They can be a bit abrasive when the lube starts drying out.

Conclusion:
Trigger is an example of the rare case when a sleeve manages to be tight and intense at the same time. Before breaking in she was "push you out" tight and even now i pop out sometimes if i back thrust a bit too far. The teeth between the fingers makes her a bit of a lube hog, this could be because I'm uncut and a bit more sensitive however. I thought there was going to be a bit more shaft stimulation with this one, but for me it's almost all felt in the glans and frenulum. Trigger has low variation, but she makes up for this by being a unique sleeve, I haven't seen another Fleshlight whose textures crossed the center line of the canal. If you are girthy this sleeve will likely feel too tight for you. I'm glad I got a usb fan due to Heavenly, I would be nervous about Trigger drying if I hadn't acquired one. Because of the fan though I don't know how long Trigger will take to air/hang dry, I never tried, my drying ratings have been adjusted to be relative to how long it takes them to dry using a usb fan blowing through them.

Score 3.20 Overall Satisfaction 4.5
Intensity 2.5
Stimulation 4
Penetration 3
Tightness 2.5
Suction Effect 3
Realism 4
Variation 2
Smoothness 3.5
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 3
Lube Use 4.5
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 4

Silk Review

December 3rd, 2023 (Silk Texture)

Intro:
I had been eyeing up Silk for a while but I was hesitant. Many of the reviews and comments about Silk call her loose, and that had turned me off for a while, my girth is about average. The internal texture cam video looked so good though, so I was pretty torn. The main draws for me are of course the unique skin tone and that she is said to be an excellent and smooth edging sleeve. I was also very curious about her third section. I was eyeing up Cream around this time also, I was very curious about the waffle everyone talks about, but Cream is a "love it or leave it" sleeve, and I didn't want to risk buying a whole sleeve just to know what one texture feels like. Between my previous six Fleshlights I felt that I had access to the rest of what Cream has to offer, but Silk was different. Silk's third section looks a lot like Cream's waffle, just a bit larger, and the waffle in Silk goes all the way around, where Cream's waffle is just two flat waffles opposite each other. Combine this waffle curiosity with having just experienced the pleasure that larger textures can provide through Ethereal, my mind was made up, and Silk was going to be my next edging sleeve, to tag team with Eden.

Orifice:
Silk's orifice is tighter than other reviews led me to believe, they call her loose but at least in the orifice, Butterfly and Tasty are both looser. They did a good job replicating the asymmetry of Ana's labia, I appreciate the attention to detail. Her clitoral hood is very alluring, it's nice and meaty, and has a lot of movement compared to some of the others due to how it sits away from the labia majora. It's fun to beat it around a bit with my head before plunging in.

Section A: (zigzag ziggurats)
This section is very smooth. It reminds me of a smoother, looser, more slow paced / spread out version of Tasty's 2nd section. Tightness is a bit tighter than Butterfly's 1st section. The wavy sensations are a bit less firm here compared to Tasty, giving it more of a subtle and hefty/meaty realistic sensation.

Section B: (toothy constriction)
I thought this section was going to feel either a bit like Butterfly's tight goosebumps section but with larger bumps, or maybe like a less smooth version of Eden's lotus node, but it feels a lot more subtle in reality. It has a bit of a lotus pop, but it's not as pronounced, it feels more like a tighter, longer version of one of the ziggurat peaks from the previous section.

Section C: (celtic braid waffle)
They didn't prepare me for this section. If you can reach 5-6" in then definitely get Silk. I don't know how to explain what this section feels like. It's got the meatiness of the first section, but the glans stimulation is much higher here. It's a gentle massage surrounding the entire glans. This section caught me completely off guard and made me finish a lot sooner than I had anticipated for the first few flights. It is not the most intense feeling, it's smooth and mild like the rest of the sleeve, but for me this section is one of the most stimulating and I wasn't expecting this having read some of the other reviews.

Section D: (rings of orbs)
I'm just long enough to poke the first set of orbs with my tip. It's nice to imagine that this feeling is me kissing up against her cervix. I haven't tried this last section outside of the case, I'm convinced that I'm not missing much.

Conclusion:
Silk is a fantastic, meaty, realistic, smooth, and gentle edger. In my experience she isn't as loose as she's made out to be. I'd say she's around the same tightness as Destroya or Butterfly. That third section makes her a challenge for me to edge with, this challenge reminds me of Tasty. I'm not sure if this third section is comparable to Cream's waffle, but if it is I definitely think I'd be in the "love it" camp with her. Likewise, if you are a fan of Cream I'm willing to bet Silk is the edging sleeve for you. The flight is a slow buildup, but it picks up exponentially once you get the lube just right. I find she needs less lube than most, careful not to overdo it, you'll drown out all the nuances.

Score 3.57 Overall Satisfaction 5
Intensity 2
Stimulation 2
Penetration 1
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 1
Realism 1
Variation 2
Smoothness 1
Orgasm Rating 1
Noise 1
Lube Use 1
Cleanup 2.5
Dry Time 5

Quickshot Turbo Review

November 26th, 2023 (Quickshot Turbo Texture)

Intro:
Back in May of 2023 Fleshlight had a mystery toy sale. They were offering a free toy, and it could have been anything. A FleshSkin, Quickshot, or even a full size sleeve. I had always been curious about some of the other toys they offer, so I figured I didn't have much to lose. Best case I get a new full size sleeve, worst case I get to experience a different type of toy without needing to pay for it. I ended up of course, getting the Quickshot Turbo Purple Ice, and my first Quickshot. The rest of the North Americans that participated in the sale also got this gift, turns out there was very little mystery in this mystery sale. Personally I think it would have been more interesting if entire regions didn't all get the same toy, but my opinion on this doesn't matter here, it's off topic.

Orifice:
This orifice is the first orifice on a sex toy I've used that wasn't based on human anatomy. It is basically a SuperSkin cock ring held over a circular hole by 6 finger things. Having already experienced Boost Blow I can see how this ring eventually matured into the double floating ring concept in the Boost line. The floating ring here is a lot smaller than in Boost, probably in order to fit the smaller size of Quickshots. Since it is thinner, the ring tends to move around and grab onto the shaft more, and for me this makes penetration a bit annoying, perhaps because I'm uncut and I didn't like the way it interacted with my foreskin. Maybe this type of orifice is good on full size Turbos, but not here. I tried cutting the floating ring off one side so I could try it without, I enjoyed penetration a bit more without the floating ring.

Section A: (zig-zag chamber)
The Quickshot Turbo is pretty simple on the inside, basically it's just a zig zag bubble with a floating cylinder in the middle. The texture in this area is pretty mild, a bit bumpy until broken in. Sort of reminded me of a mini version of Ethereal. This section is pretty short, too short for your glans to get fully surrounded by it. Once your corona is in your tip will already be poked into the next section, so it's a bit difficult to really appreciate this section, the experience is like a series of glans drive-bys.

Section B: (floating cylinder)
This section provides a pop feel like how a lotus node would, it's pleasant, reminds me a bit of the lotus node in Eden more than the one in Heavenly, I think due to its length. During use I didn't notice that this section was also floating, I only know it is because I felt it with my fingers while doing the first rinse. It's pretty tight and most of the texture gets smooshed away, but there is a gentle turbulence feeling.

Conclusion:
Overall this wasn't a terrible experience on its own, every time I used it my orgasms were pretty strong, but this results in a bit of a messy situation when their is nothing there to stop your ropes launching out. The first flight ended with me forgetting there was no end cap. Out of habit I finished balls deep, and accidentally shot my goo all over my bed. The flights after that I kept one of the caps within reach so I could grab it and jizz into it, but doing so felt a bit weird and unpleasant.

By the time I tried this toy out I had already owned nine other Fleshlight products (Butterfly, Tasty, Eden, Destroya, Heavenly, Ethereal, Silk, Trigger, and Blow) and each are full sized. The shortness of a Quickshot doesn't cut it for me, I much prefer the sensations available when your entire manhood is being caressed and consumed over what the Quickshot Turbo (and likely all Quickshots) have to offer.

There is nothing wrong with this toy in isolation, but it simply cannot compete with the bigger products. I can see the value in it, it is small, discrete, and easy to travel with, easy to clean, and dries very fast. Unfortunately for me I don't need any of this from my sex toys. The benefits all become cons for me. It's noisy, messy, and lacks suction. My views on Quickshots could change if I bought a connector and a second Quickshot, but I don't think this line is for me.

Score 1.86 Overall Satisfaction 2.5
Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 4.5
Penetration 4
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 2.5
Realism 3.5
Variation 3.5
Smoothness 2.5
Orgasm Rating 3.5
Noise 2.5
Lube Use 4.5
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 4

Ethereal Review

December 24th, 2022 (Ethereal Texture)

Intro:
Before my first Fleshlight I owned several onaholes made by NPG. Every single one ended up ripping very quickly, and they were always difficult to clean because the hole doesn’t go all the way through them. These complaints led me to looking into Fleshlights even though they are more on the expensive side. Fleshlights are much easier to clean, and are definitely more durable, but they are lacking in the variation department a bit. Onaholes tend to be filled with much more organic, asymmetric, and chaotic textures. ILF’s products don’t really offer such a thing, they mostly focus on geometry and clearly defined patterns. Compared to other Fleshlights, Ethereal is a bit out of the ordinary. This sleeve is nowhere near as chaotic as onaholes tend to be, but the asymmetry of the front half, and the length of the pattern in the middle remind me a lot about the sensations I left behind. I try to compare the Fleshlights I review to one another, but in this review I think it makes sense to also compare Ethereal to onaholes I’ve owned, because there just aren’t any other Fleshlights like how Ethereal is, so Apologies up front for the apples to oranges comparisons I’m about to make.

Orifice:
Eliza’s labia and clit are very tactile and pleasing. They have more defined wrinkles and folds than any of the other sleeves I own, rubbing around on them feels great. I have similar criticisms for these lips as I had with Butterfly though, I would have found them much more satisfying to play with if they were a little less welded on. This sleeve I think has less of a reason to be welded though, Eliza’s labia are not as massive as Dominika’s, so I think letting them sway freely would probably be less detrimental to the durability of the sleeve. Only other criticism I have is the odd coin slot shape that the lips make, it looks too straight, but this is a very small complaint, it’s not very noticeable when the sleeve is in the case.

Section A: (asymmetric curve)
This section is the section I was most looking forward to. I thought it was going to bring back some of the sensations that I parted ways with when I threw my torn up onaholes away. For the most part Ethereal didn’t disappoint, but it could have been better designed. The obstruction of the curved part is a bit too close to the orifice I think, combining this with the softness of the material causes the taint side of the orifice to bow away from the case upon penetration, and this bowing alleviates a lot of the pressure that would have otherwise pressed up against the shaft of the user. The section winds up feeling less noticeable as a result, it is still noticeable enough to make cowgirl vs reverse cowgirl feel different, but it isn’t as noticeable as it is in some of the onaholes I’ve experienced. You can counteract the bowing to a degree by angling the case while you fuck it. Tilting the case toward your belly when the clit is facing away from you and away when the clit is facing toward you. It doesn’t completely solve the issue but it’s also entertaining to try all sorts of different angles.

Section B: (O ring)
This section provides a pop feel like how a lotus node would, but it’s a bit more subtle. It mostly blends in with the next section.

Section C: (triple helixey spirally bit)
This is like two textures layered on top of each other. The outer wall has a spiral, or rifling to it, then poking out from the walls 5 times, in a triangular fashion, are O rings like in the previous section, except they are angled and woven into one another sort of like a triple helix pattern. This layering of textures gives a lot of bumps and nudges and pops as you go through. It’s a pretty long section, about 3 inches, and it doesn’t repeat, so it approaches the organic chaotic feeling of an onahole, but in a geometric and beautiful, non-chaotic way.

Section D: (ridged hourglass)
I have not tried this section, I don’t reach and in all honesty I’m not interested in even trying it, it looks very boring compared to the rest of the sleeve.

Conclusion:
This sleeve is a pretty bumpy ride the first few times. Once she gets broken into a bit though things become a lot more enjoyable. The textures are not very intense, but they are very stimulating, it’s a lot of medium to large sized textures, which is not that common in Fleshlights. Before I was hesitant to purchase large textured sleeves like this one, or Ana Foxxx’ Silk, but I think Eliza Ibarra’s Ethereal warmed me up to the concept. I am a little let down by the first section, but for the most part Ethereal provides what I had hoped it would. This sleeve is pretty unique, it could be better, but as it is, I recommend it to anyone that wants something different.

Score 3.68 Overall Satisfaction 5
Intensity 2
Stimulation 3
Penetration 4
Tightness 4.5
Suction Effect 4
Realism 3.5
Variation 2
Smoothness 4.5
Orgasm Rating 3
Noise 2.5
Lube Use 2
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 0.5

Heavenly Review

December 16th, 2022 (Heavenly Texture)

Intro:
Like how my previous sleeve, Destroya, was focused on being intense, I decided to try another sleeve that focused on a specific sensation, this time tightness. I was browsing the textures and Heavenly caught my eye. Heavenly looks kind of reminiscent of Eden, but tighter. Like Eden I was pretty sure Heavenly was going to also be more on the mild side, which is what I was looking for. I could have just gone with the original “Super Tight” sleeve, but I wanted enough variety to not be boring, and I think Heavenly fits this criterion perfectly.

Orifice:
Straight and narrow. The lips are subtle, It is a pretty accurate replica of Jessica Drake, but it looks a little more “touched up” than the orifices on the other sleeves I own. It has a very similar pop into place feel as Eden. Very satisfying. It’s almost like a lotus node sort of a feel, and a tiny bit deeper in the sleeve on Heavenly than it is on Eden, which is better because it makes it not as easy to lose registration with the orifice while repeatedly poking in and out.

Section A: (ring of ovals)
I don’t really notice the texture of this section a whole lot, but I’m very glad this section is present. It’s what causes the lotus node sort of feel when penetrating the orifice.

Section B: (Super Tight)
An inch of smooth tightness, the same tightness as the “Super Tight” sleeve. This is not the tightest that Fleshlight sleeves can be, but I think it’s the tightest I would want to go. I’m still nervous about tearing, and it is a very firm grip. Feels like I might get friction burns in this section sometimes if the lube starts to dry out.

Section C: (Forbidden swirl)
This section is a texture from another tight sleeve called Forbidden. Reviews I read describe this section as a gentle spiral, but endoscope videos look like it’s more of a gentle curved zigzag. It is a little less tight than the previous section and the texture difference is barely noticeable. I can’t feel a texture change at all, it’s more like a subtle pressure change and a slight increase in resistance. This section and the previous one probably blend together because of the softness of the super skin material.

Section D: (lotus node)
This lotus node feels different from the lotus node in the center of Eden. It feels more like the sensation when initially penetrating both this sleeve and Eden. I spent a while looking at different cut away images of various textures and did alternating flights of Heavenly and Eden to try to pinpoint the reason for the difference. I think there are two main types of lotus node, the original variety that comes from the original Lotus sleeve, and what I will call the garden variety, which comes from the Lotus Garden sleeve. I believe Eden has the garden variety and Heavenly has the original. The primary difference is the feel when the glans penetrates through the back end of the node. The garden variety has a very noticeable pop feel but in the original this pop is less abrupt. Both are great, but I think I prefer the garden variety a little more.

Section E: (ribs for your pleasure)
This section is identical to the last section of the revision of Destroya I own, and that’s interesting to me. In Destroya this texture felt pretty mild, I use it to cool down. Heavenly is the opposite though, due to how smooth and mild the rest of heavenly is. Maybe Destroya desensitizes you with the early chambers and Heavenly sort of does the opposite. Whatever the reason, this section surprised me, more enjoyable than I imagined.

Section F: (interleaved cones)
I’m not quite long enough to reach past the first row of cones in this final section, but I tried it a few times during caseless flights and it is the most intense section of the sleeve. It feels like a slightly more intense version of the STU texture. If only I was half of an inch longer, this is the first final section of a sleeve that I legitimately feel like I’m missing out on.

Conclusion:
This sleeve is more on the mild side, as I had anticipated. It’s tighter and more varied than Eden, It would have surpassed Eden if it didn’t take so long to dry out. It’s as though it is incapable of drying out unless you hang it upright for three days. This sleeve has such a big drying issue that I purchased a 3rd party fan accessory to help it dry out quicker. The suction is strong and most of it is very smooth. I thought it was going to be good for edging, and for most people it probably would be, but because of the sleeves I have it’s not the greatest. Most of my other sleeves have their least intense sections deep in (given my length) and I’ve sort of acquired muscle memory to do deep slow grinding motions or deep short thrusts to cool off from the more intense sections, but in Heavenly it’s reversed, so I end up accidentally plunging into the more intense sections and prematurely concluding.

Score 3.18 Overall Satisfaction 4
Intensity 4
Stimulation 4
Penetration 3
Tightness 2.5
Suction Effect 3.5
Realism 1
Variation 3.5
Smoothness 1
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 2.5
Lube Use 5
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 3.5

Destroya Review

December 9th, 2022 (Destroya Texture)

Intro:
I love the facial expressions Stoya makes in her videos, and I kind of wanted her FLG lady sleeve ever since I began looking into Fleshlights as a potential purchase, but I was unsure if I’d be able to handle the texture. A ton of the reviews said it was really intense, some said it was almost painful, and since I’m uncut this sounded creepy. My first sleeve that I ended up going with, Butterfly, has a section in it that looks pretty much like a smaller version of the first toothy section of Destroya. I enjoyed that section a lot, so that fed into my curiosity. Every time I penetrated into that tiny tooth ball in Butterfly I was convinced a little bit more. Eventually I caved into the temptation and decided I should give Destroya a try.

Orifice:
the opening is a lot tighter than I thought it would be, I can poke my index finger into it to the second knuckle and the grip of its lips is enough to allow me to pick the whole thing up case and all, without bending my finger. The labia and surrounding fleshy bits (pubic mound, perineum, etc.) have a sort of sloped downward shape, where it is meaty in the pubic/clitoral side, and slims down as you go toward the back end. The labia are kind of cup shaped, and that makes it easy to line up and push yourself in.

Section A: (tight with sparse tiny bumps)
The texture is a bit too small I think. It looks and feels almost unintentional, This section is too tight to have such a subtle texture. Maybe my Destroya is defective, I looked into it before writing this review and the bumps look a lot smaller than they do in the cut away images. Whatever the reason may be, this section ends up feeling like an extension of the 2-3cm intermediary blend area between the orifice and the start of the textured sections. It is nice and tight though, which makes initial penetration pleasing.

Section B: (large ball of teeth)
This is the section that there is a smaller version of in Butterfly. They both have three rows of teeth circling around a ball shape, the main difference between the ball in Butterfly and Destroya's is that her ball is a lot wider. I think the increased wideness causes this section to be far more intense in Destroya. I wasn’t expecting it to make too much of a difference but it really does, instead of feeling like a bunch of tiny tongues liking you it feels more pungent, for lack of a better word. It’s not really a sharp feeling, because the material is very soft and it easily gives way with pressure, but it is more acute, the contact points on the glans are more highly localized. It’s a stronger, more intense feeling, but it doesn’t have a lot of heft to it. Very shallow thrusts in this section is crazy intense on the glans, and the tight canal in the back of it works as a nice speed bump that helps keep your bearings.

Section C: (chamber with interleaved fangs)
This was the section I was the most nervous about, it looks very intimidating. In reality though it ends up feeling like a slightly less intense version of the previous section. This is maybe because the fangs are longer, so they are able to flex around more freely. The pungence that I tried describing in the previous section is very much present in this section as well. And it also isn’t a very hefty feeling. The lack of heft makes this sleeve very unique. Like the previous section, this section is sort of capped off, this time with a single ring of the STU styled bumps.

Section D: (ribs for your pleasure)
This final section is a lot longer than a lot of the other final sections I’ve experienced, and it’s pretty plain compared to the rest of the sleeve. Destroya is one of the older textures, and it seems to have gone through several revisions over the years. Some of the cutaways make it look like it narrows pretty quickly in this section, and I was hoping to have mine do that. It does not. I bought mine in October of 2022, and the current revision is almost the same diameter all the way through. So this section is pretty bland, but it does have its benefits, it’s an excellent section to do shallow thrusts in, to give yourself some time to cool down from the intensity of the two previous sections.

Conclusion:
Not as intense as people make it out to be, maybe the different revisions of this sleeve made it become more tame. I am relieved to say that I don’t think Destroya is anywhere near painful under normal use cases. However, it becomes incredibly intense when you bust a nut, give your self a few moments for the sensitivity to fade, and then go back to thrusting. After the second nut is where the intensity starts getting to be too much to handle. Stoya’s Destroya is very intense but for the most part isn’t very tight, which I think makes it the opposite of Janice’ Eden, the sleeve I got right before this one. The contrast is fantastic to have access to. If you already have a sleeve that is smooth and mild then I recommend getting Destroya to spice things up, but I do not recommend this if it’s going to be your first, unless you suffer from DGS. The lack of what I call heft in my opinion makes it not a good representative for Fleshlights as a whole.

Score 3.36 Overall Satisfaction 4.5
Intensity 2.5
Stimulation 4
Penetration 4
Tightness 3.5
Suction Effect 3.5
Realism 3
Variation 2
Smoothness 4
Orgasm Rating 3.5
Noise 2.5
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 3

Eden Review

December 8th, 2022 (Eden Texture)

Intro:
I chose to purchase Eden as my third sleeve for similar reasons that led me to my first. I was on an exploratory journey, more directed this time though. The mission of was to understand some more buzz words, primarily “lotus node”, and exactly what people meant by “mild”. I had also heard great things about the STU, but wasn’t convinced enough to buy a sleeve dedicated to one texture. I figured Eden was a pretty safe buy, since the first two sections looked pretty familiar. I knew I would enjoy the goosebumps at the start because of my first sleeve, and I figured the section after that would probably feel sort of similar to a section in my second sleeve. So if I didn’t like “lotus nodes” then I would still enjoy at least 50% of of what Eden has to offer.

Orifice:
This is the daintiest Fleshlight I’ve ever seen in person, very cute. It looks delicate and when you insert yourself in it makes a satisfying popping into place type of sensation, like your glans has just clicked into a socket that was designed to house it. It feels great to just pop in and out over and over again.

Section A: (goosebumps)
This section was a safe bet for me, I had experienced a very similar texture before in Dominika’s Butterfly and it feels just as good here. These bumps are very small, so instead of feeling each individual one, the sensations kind of blend together forming a gentle caressing feel. Having this section so close to the orifice makes it very tempting to do shallow thrusts, popping in and out of the orifice while sliding back and forth over this inch and a half of goosebumps.

Section B: (the cylinder made of boxy shapes)
I thought this section looked pretty reminiscent to the second section in Elsa’s Tasty, which was my favorite section from her, and I wasn’t let down. It is pretty similar, but not as intense. It’s the very close to gentle caress of the goosebumps that came before, and if you thrust too quick you might not notice the change in texture. The first couple flights were a bit less gentle in this section though. It felt like three abrupt pop into place sensations going in and out of this section. And not the pleasurable kind of pops as the orifice. But with additional uses the material must have become more pliable, and now it’s nice, gentle, and a lot more inviting.

Section C: (lotus node)
One of the main reasons I bought Eden was my curiosity about this section. I read so many reviews about how awesome lotus nodes were, and I wanted to try one out for myself. Now I know what all the fuss is about, they are versatile and feel great. I found two things I love doing with the lotus node. When you thrust slow it feels very similar to that popping sensation I tried to explain about the orifice. The pop happens as your glans pushes through the tight section of the node. As it peeks out into the other side the node slips off the back of your head and grasps you around the neck. If you go a bit deeper and thrust a little more quickly the lotus node provides an amazing milking feeling across your shaft.

Section D: (cylinders of alternating tightness)
I’m not really sure how I feel about this section. Looking at the image of the texture, I thought it was going to feel like a bunch of mini lotus nodes all in a row, but it doesn’t, maybe because the tighter sections aren’t thick enough. Instead this section kind of feels a little like section B, but it’s inferior, doesn’t have quite the same bubbly feeling. I think I would have been much more satisfied if this section was one more lotus node instead, or maybe something with a more energetic texture.

Section E: (STU texture)
I heard great things about the STU sleeve in regards to edging, and this last section of Eden is identical to the STU texture. The STU sleeve is one of the older textures though, and the textures have gotten a lot more intricate than how they were back then, so I saw this as a good way to preview STU and see if I would want an entire sleeve full of it. Even though this last section is just beyond my reach when the sleeve is in the case, you can take the sleeve out of the case to experience the ones that go over your head. I am glad I didn’t buy the STU. This texture is decent, but it’s kind of boring, having an entire sleeve full of this single texture is not worth the money, but in a sleeve like Eden it seems like a moderately intense way to round out the overall mildness.

Conclusion:
This is a more mild sleeve, and I think it taught me what people mean when they say mild. They aren’t saying that it has less texture, or that you won’t feel it as much, it’s more saying that the textures vary less and the overall flight is a less on the chaotic side, instead trending toward gentleness and gliding sensations. The lotus node in the middle is a nice breakup in the monotony, it livens everything up and the mildness surrounding it makes it stand out. This sleeve is great for edging and taking your time, compare to my other favorite edging sleeve, Tasty, this one is more easy to control, but the lower intensity makes it nearly impossible to chain together orgasms, So I suggest to edge a bit longer instead. The mildness is nice, but I'm not quite as satisfied as I would like to be, there isn't quite enough variation in the way the textures feel. Still a fantastic choice though, and if you want something with less variety I can recommend with confidence.

Score 3.50 Overall Satisfaction 4.5
Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 4
Penetration 3.5
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 4.5
Realism 3
Variation 2.5
Smoothness 3
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 2.5
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 3.5

Tasty Review

December 7th, 2022 (Tasty Texture)

Intro:
Satisfied with my first Fleshlight, I felt like I had a better understanding of the descriptions people use when talking about textures. I decided I wanted to try something a bit more focused. I was hunting for something a bit tighter and more intense than my first sleeve. At the time I read a lot of reviews (I was unaware of fleshassist at this point) and Elsa's Tasty seemed like the perfect match to satisfy my curiosities.

Orifice:
I don't know why, but I underestimated the scale of the lips on this sleeve tremendously. Variety is the spice of life and Elsa's lips are very unique and cute, I wasn't upset at all, it was a welcome surprise for me. They stick out about 1cm and aren't spread out like how some of the other big lipped orifices are. For me this was fantastic! In my previous review I mentioned how I was a bit bummed by Butterfly’s orifice. In my case the underestimation of scale led to pleasant happenstance; Tasty filled the void that Butterfly left me with. If you aren’t a fan of big meaty labia then this orifice is probably not going to do it for you. If you like meat curtains though, I highly recommend getting your hands on these, they aren't that floppy, but they are in a great orientation.

Section A: (parallel rings)
This was rough the first few flights. It felt like 4 or 5 speed bumps on my glans. After a while though they became more flexible and now it’s a lot less noticeable.

Section B: (tight ripply ramps and nubs)
This section is amazing. Some of the reviews I read said this section was almost too intense, and that got me a bit worried since I’m not circumcised, and therefore probably more sensitive. The worries were unwarranted though, the tightness or this section mutes the intensity just enough to result in a firm and bubbly wavy sensation. This is pretty intense, and I probably wouldn’t be able to last long at all if the entire sleeve was like this section.

Section C: (spirally hourglass shape)
I view this section like a pit stop. It’s significantly less intense than the previous section. This section is a gentle rubbing massage. One of my favorite things to do with Tasty is to go at it in section B until I’m about to nut, and then slide into this section to simmer down a while and regain my composure. Repeating this process makes for an incredible edging session, but it can be a little tricky sometimes. This section is still pretty strong, and the tight section in the middle of the hourglass has a tendency to catch me off guard if I’ve been edging for a while, causing me to bust sooner than I would have liked.

Section D: (rows of orbs)
I’m not quite long enough to reach any meaningful distance into this final section, but I tried it out sans case a couple of times for this review. There isn’t much to report about them, they are pleasurable, of course, but they aren’t worth the extra mess that comes with caseless flights. The reviews I read gave this impression, but wanted to see for myself and I can confirm.

Cautionary Tale:
Many of the reviews I read stated that this sleeve only has moderate suction. I strongly disagree, but I’m not sure if my experiences are because my sleeve was a mistake or not. The beefy lips weren’t the only thing that surprised me, I was also surprised with the overall bulk of the Tasty sleeve I received. The fins that sleeves usually have is not normal on mine, it has 3 cylinders around the wider part like the cylinders on the Fleshlight Vibro sleeves, except they are solid super skin, no hole for the vibrators to go into. This makes it difficult to fit the sleeve into the case, and it could maybe cause the first two sections to be tighter than intended. Whatever the reason, the suction effect on this sleeve is far stronger than the other sleeves I own. One time I got a little too experimental and decided to try using my Tasty with the end cap all the way closed, this was a horrible idea. There was far too much suction, it felt great in the moment, but after the deed was done my nuts were sore for nearly an hour. Proceed with caution if your Tasty has the big Vibro cylinders like mine does.

Conclusion:
The orifice is nice and meaty and fun to slap around with your head before plunging in. The 2nd and 3rd sections of this sleeve are a perfect duo. They will tag team your member like an orgasmic variation of good cop, bad cop. Top tier sleeve, will probably always be one of my favorites.

Score 3.71 Overall Satisfaction 5
Intensity 3
Stimulation 4
Penetration 2.5
Tightness 2.5
Suction Effect 4
Realism 3.5
Variation 3.5
Smoothness 3
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 2.5
Lube Use 5
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 4

Butterfly Review

December 6th, 2022 (Butterfly Texture)

Intro:
Butterfly was my first Fleshlight. I had bad experiences in the past with toys, and I tried to put a lot of thought into which sleeve I would choose. I wanted a sleeve that had a great orifice that wouldn’t rip, and that’s about all I knew. I didn’t know how tight “tight” was or how loose “loose” was. I didn’t know how the material felt, so it was hard to imagine the textures, or what “intense” meant. With a lot of questions and no real way of knowing unless I gave one a go, I decided to look for a sleeve that has a small taste of several flavors. I contemplated for a week, and at the end I chose Butterfly.

Orifice:
I’m a long time fan of Dominika, she has one of my favorite sets of labia, and this sleeve does an excellent job mimicking their form, but unfortunately not their action. I wish they weren't welded on so much in the back, Dominika's lips flop around brilliantly in her videos, and I was really hoping that this sleeve would do the same. Even though I was a bit bummed, I can see why they probably decided to strap them down how they did. Allowing them to be free probably would have reduced the durability of this sleeve, so I don’t mind I guess, but it’s an important thing to be aware of. If you were looking forward to meaty lips embracing your shaft that’s not going to happen.

Section A: (3 rows of diagonal lines)
I read this section described as a push/pull effect, I wasn’t sure what that meant and to be honest I’m still not sure, it’s more like a massaging or kneading sensation. This section looks a bit wider, and I thought this early depth was a good place to have a wide section, right up front near the orifice. My logic being that a wider opening would minimize the risk of the orifice tearing. I already had multiple (non-Fleshlight) toys tear on me and I really wanted to avoid any chance of it happening again. (1st flight was 2/10/2020, no tear yet) If this section looks too wide for you don’t worry, it’s not at all as loose as I was expecting it to be. To give you a sense of scale, when I stick my index finger into this section the tops of the lines just barely touch my finger all the way around. Looks are deceiving, it’s actually pleasantly snug.

Section B: (tighter section made out of goosebumps)
This is the section I saw as my taste of what tightness feels like. A nice entry level introduction to the concept of “tight” in the world of Fleshlights. This section is awesome for small thrusts, rubbing your glans back and forth on the tiny bumps. The bumps don’t really feel all that bumpy, probably because of how small they are. The tightness of this section kind of forces your cock to smoosh the bumps flat, making them kind of blur together. It feels more like an organic caressing sensation. This feeling combined with the tightness here is great for edging.

Section C: (little ball of teeth sandwiched between cavities)
These teeth are a little bite of what “intensity” means. I imagined during my contemplation that the little cavities were probably kind of like pseudo “lotus nodes”, but I didn’t really know what that word meant. And the ball of teeth in the middle resembled a ball I saw in Stoya’s Destroya sleeve, which I read was very intense. I was really nervous about the intensity of this section, but I figured since it was back in there pretty far, if it was too intense for me I could just not insert myself that deep and I’d still be able to enjoy the previous chambers. Kind of like the first section, this section can be a bit deceiving visually. The material is much softer than I was expecting it to be, these teeth don’t feel like teeth at all, feels like getting licked by the tips of a dozen tongues. It is intense, but not in any sort of intimidating way, it’s a rush of sensation when you plunge into it. The cavities that I thought were going to maybe be kind of like lotus nodes aren’t at all. They are almost not noticeable, but the rings in the deep cavity have a nice feel to them.

Section D: (the cylinder made of cylinders)
I’m not quite long enough to reach any meaningful distance into this final section, and at the time of deciding my purchase it never crossed my mind that you could try the sections too deep for you by having a Flight outside of the case. So in my contemplation I just kind of ruled this section out. However, I have given it a few goes, and it is pretty pleasant, I don’t think it’s worth the effort of going at it without a case. If you’ve got the length to get in this section though you won’t be disappointed, but you also probably are going to spend more of your time in the more unique and varied sections.

Conclusion:
Butterfly is a great introductory sleeve. I learned some lessons and I would like to share these with any noob whose reading this:
- Loose is not a bad thing, very loose is still pretty snug.
- Tightness seems to be inversely proportional to the ability to feel texture.
- Sleeve appearances can be deceiving, the material is very soft.

Over all I was overwhelmingly satisfied with Butterfly. This sleeve is orders of magnitude better than the onaholes I had in the past, and It’s still one of my favorite sleeves, in my opinion highly underrated and not recommended nearly enough.

Score 3.68 Overall Satisfaction 5
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