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Continental European: uncut, sensitive
Happily average: 15cm/6in long, 15cm/6in around
Below 30, cautiously open-minded, got into Fleshlights by being with a dildo-crazy sex-toy blogger girl.
Prefer to go slow, gentle, and very wet - the goal is to drink in all the sensations.
Always using & reviewing with the end cap off, nicely warmed (or cooled >:)), and with lots of lube.

1. Reviews

I review to give something back to the community!

I don't care (and don't review/rate) for realism. When using a toy, I'm looking for different kinds of stimulation that you don't get in bed. Just like with vibes & women!

I don't care (and don't rate) for suction. I find that suction takes too much away from the texture detail.

I only review after plenty of uses.

2. Usage tips

- Always warm your Fleshlights and lube up, or cool them in the fridge (NOT freezer). Easy way to heat your Fleshlight? Take a Tupperware full of warm water, add Fleshlight and Lube bottle, close the lid, wait.

- Use cooled and warmed Fleshlights in tandem to make your penis sing with bliss. Going from the frosty mouth of a cold Succu-Dry into the hot, welcoming vagina of a warmed-up Miela Mini-Lotus equals paradise between your legs. And vice versa!

- Go slow, in a gingerly, easy rhythm. This way, your penis will be able to take in so much more detail. Be gentle with your penis, it'll thank you for it.

- Resist the urge to go faster. Resist the urge to thrust your hips. Lay back and move the Fleshlight instead. Then, when you're "there", arc your hips up high into it. Makes release much more intense.

- Use LOTS of lube. It may feel not quite as stimulating at first, but after a few tries, your penis will adjust, and you'll get the combined benefit of intense texture and hot, drooly, slick pleasure. Remember: The natural habitat of the common penis, the free-ranging vagina, is also hot and wet.

- Bring more than one Fleshlight to the party. Works best if you use one very gentle, one very wild and one playful texture. Switch frequently. The alternating, different sensations will make your penis happy and will let you appreciate each texture for its unique qualities.

- Pamper yourself. Make it more than a quick jerk-off. Rinse the bathtub with hot water, then lie down in it. Close your eyes and think of your girlfriend, wife, or dream lover. Indulge in your fantasies. Play with yourself. Watch your cock being eaten up by the Fleshlight. Let out your voice. Don't force yourself to rush it; don't hold back if you're horny. Go with the flow.

- Push deep when you cum and stay inside the warmth. Getting horny again simply from the warmth and tightness and then going for a second round can feel even better than the first round: The heightened sensitivity makes for a different feel (and it feels mildly naughty to give that silky heat a second fill).

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Found 4 reviews in total

Intensity 4.975
Stimulation 4.975
Penetration 4.975
Tightness 3.1
Suction Effect -
Realism -
Variation 3.975
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 4.975
Cleanup -
Dry Time -

Lotus Garden Review

February 19th, 2015 (Lotus Garden Texture)

1. General and Visuals

The "Lotus Garden" texture comes only in one flavor: A flesh-tone vulva. That is perfectly fine with me as I generally prefer both the "flesh-tone" color and vaginal orifices on my Fleshlights. Like every vulva, it is a beautiful sight. Unlike some of the other molds, however, it tends to channel lube especially nicely. Which is a good thing:

Enormous amounts of lube are a must with this insert. I cannot stress how much better it is if you literally fill it with lube from both endings, using your finger to make sure *all* the chambers are nicely filled with hot lube. Read on, and you'll find why.

2. Insertion and Intensity

I like to class all inserts into three categories: Gentle, playful, and wild.

The "Lotus Garden" is not merely wild. It is the very queen of the wild.

From the first moment of insertion on, it will make perfectly clear who is in control here, and it's not you. As your sensitive tip presses against the first super-tight and thick lotus node, you'll groan. As that node squeezes over your glans, you'll understand that this amazon queen will not be denied. As that tightness shlups over the crown of your glans, you'll squeeze your eyes shut and curl your toes under in pleasure.

And then already the next lotus node is kissing your very tip.

Even if you go slowly - and it is an absolute must that you go slow, because it makes this insert so much better - the lotus nodes come in such quick succession, that the wet shlup-shlup-shlup on your glans will bring out your loud side. And in between each node, a pond of melting-hot, wet lube awaits, drooling your happy glans full of more slick, heated wetness to prepare it for the next kiss of the next lotus node. These reservoirs of hot lube make the "Lotus Garden" feel so hot, that it literally feels like your glans, your shaft, your entire length is going to melt into blissful heat.

And then you hilt inside it, perfectly positioned for a lotus node to clench shut behind your glans and for another to squeeze your glans tight.

And then you pull back.

This is where you get *loud*. In reverse, the lotus nodes don't simply shlup over the crown of your glans. The "Lotus Garden" doesn't seem reluctant to feel you go, like Miela's "Mini Lotus". It doesn't seem to invite you back inside like the "Love Humps". It hates to let go of even an inch of you - it chomps down and holds on to your glans as best it can, each node rippling over your crown so tightly that you'll feel it in your spine.


3. Climax and Aftermath


Want to last inside the "Lotus Garden"? Good luck, you're on your own.

While it (sadly) doesn't quite make you cum during insertion as "the real thing" sometimes does, it does not give you much time. While gentler textures might beckon you to cum, might playfully invite you to cum, the "Lotus Garden" will have none of that. It demands your cum, and it wants it now, and it hates every second you waste on not cumming already.

As you near orgasm - and you'll do so *very* quickly - the shlupping, glans-kissing, chomping, grabbing oven of the "Lotus Garden" will seem to tighten down almost unbearably. Each lotus node seems to snap angrily at your glans, threatening to clip it off clean if you don't hurry up and push all the way back in and cum.

Within no time, you'll want nothing more than to give in, and you'll push deep, and stay there. Don't even think about moving inside it while cumming; the overstimulation will reliably ruin your orgasm if you do. Just stay deep, and enjoy - for orgasm inside the "Lotus Garden" will be short, screamy, and utterly draining.

The first time I enjoyed the well-heated, lube-drooling "Lotus Garden", I went "Oh god" upon insertion; but when I then came, I couldn't help bucking my hips up and into it like crazy, crying my girlfriend's name, my legs cramping, my penis and testicle aching with the intensity of each throb and each spurt.It felt like my pennis was trying to pull loose and like it was trying to ejaculate my testicles into the "Lotus Garden" at the same time. Afterwards, I was left giggling and muttering "oh holy fuck...oh holy fuck..." for a few minutes.

Yes, the "Lotus Garden" is that intense.

If you are thinking about going for a second round right after, forget it. You'll have a hard time pulling out, because you'll be left so sensitive, and the texture is so intense. I myself have to stay inside it limp for a minute or two before I can even pull it out.

Perversely, however, once you've recovered - and after orgasms in the "Lotus Garden", recovery tends to take longer than a young'un like myself is used to - makes a second, and even a third session tempting. Even if you think you can last forever, or worry that you will have trouble reaching climax again so soon, fear not: The "Lotus Garden" will take care of it. It comes at a price though: Two or three sessions in close succession with it, and you'll feel all tender "down there" for the rest of the day.

Beware: Using not enough lube will result in you getting stuck. Not dangerous, but very uncomfortable if you have to pull outthrough all those tight lotus nodes with more force than you'll enjoy. Will leave you feeling raw. Use more lube!

Review Disclaimer:

Continental European, therefore uncut - and thus sensitive.
Happily average (15cm/6in long; 15cm/6in around).
Prefer to go slow, gentle, and very wet - the goal is to drink in all the sensations.
Always reviewing with the end cap off, nicely warmed, and with lots of lube.
Not interested in realism.

Conclusion:
The most intense texture in the club. An extremely pleasurable, lube-guzzling insert with a mind of its own, that takes no prisoners. It wants your cum, and it wants it now. Sessions and orgasms with it are guaranteed to be intense, and memorable - but also very short and draining.

Score 4.50 Overall Satisfaction 4.5
2
Intensity 4.475
Stimulation 4.475
Penetration 4.975
Tightness 2.5
Suction Effect -
Realism -
Variation 3.05
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 4.925
Cleanup 4.95
Dry Time 4.85

Bulletproof Review

February 19th, 2015 (Bulletproof Texture)

1. General and Visuals

The "Love Humps" texture comes only in one flavor: Teagan Presley's vulva. That is perfectly fine with me as I generally prefer both the "flesh-tone" color and vaginal orifices on my Fleshlights. Like every vulva, it is a beautiful sight.

The "Love Humps" is one of the less lube-thirsty textures, but as always, I heartily recommend to fill it with lube until it's drooling.

2. Insertion and Intensity

If you've seen a cross-section of this insert, you'll probably expect the "Love Humps" to be a smooth, nice, if somewhat bland and unassuming ride.

And that's where it will have fooled you.

While the "Love Humps" is on the gentle side, it comes with some sort of dark magic sloshed about its soft hills and valleys that makes it much more intense than it looks to be.

When first sinking into it, you will be delighted by the expected soft, smooth welcome. But very soon you'll be surprised by the unexpectedly assertive first squeeze that invites you to continue your slow, slippery plunge further inside. Squeeze after squeeze follows, leaving you trying to push further and further as you're already hilting inside it. If you fill it with enough hot lube, the lube tends to pool in the valleys between the hills: This makes the interval between each squeeze a delicious, glans-melting respite.

But the dark magic is in how these hills feel when they squeeze: They give a sweet, tingly, popping ripple just at the sensitive crown of your glans that shouldn't be possible with so smooth a texture. With each plunge, with each pulling back, they grip you more assertively, until the gentle squeezes turn to eager milking. Yes, milking: I don't use the word lightly, but with the "Love Humps", it fits. The "Love Humps" seems to be literally milking your penis. Moreover, its soft, wavy hills toy not only with your glans, but with your frenulum and with your foreskin in a way that is both gentle and tormenting. They feel so soft, yet so snug on your shaft. There is witchcraft at work among these hills.

Summed up, the "Love Humps" is one of those playful textures like the "Mini Lotus" - that glans-rippling dark magic really does it - though strangely even a bit *more* intense than the "Mini Lotus".

3. Climax and Aftermath

The longer you enjoy the "Love Humps", the more intense it gets, until you reach that point where it seems to lose its patience. The milking squeezes grow more insistent, and yet they remain so tormentingly gentle... It's surprisingly hard to last in the "Love Humps". Much harder than its unassuming looks betray.

At the same time, its unique mix of hunger and tenderness tends to make orgasms spent inside it special:

Unlike the very intense textures like the "Lotus Garden", which tends to brutally juice your glans for every last drop, leaving you drained and dazed, the "Love Bumps" treats you with much more gentleness. This means that it is possible to keep going very slowly during the orgasm, heightening the delicious, milking sensation as you spurt your pleasure down its heat. It also means that ejaculation does not tend to be of the "short and hot" variety as with the intense textures, but longer and a bit sweeter.

At the same time, the (for my size) perfect placement of the hills ensures that your glans stays in a snug, hugging hold when you push deep and hold still, letting you feel your own every throb as a soft, hot clench. Together with those squeezes and magical ripples over the crown of your glans if you choose to keep moving, that makes cumming in the "Love Humps" more toe-curling than doing so in the very gentle textures like the "Tornado". It however also makes orgasms shorter and less wet-and-spurty-feeling than those very gentle inserts.

The "Love Humps" makes a second helping both possible and attractive. Due to its gentleness, it lets you stay hard for an immediate "sloppy second" if you're very horny. But even if you do go soft, it never drains you so much as to make a second round impossible after a brief recovery. At the same time, its gentle warmth and snug hug gets you hard soon again if you simply stay inside it.

If you're, however, looking for a sleeve that takes your all, leaving you limp and dry-heaving, the "Love Humps" is likely too playful, to gingerly a place and you're better off with one of the high-intensity sleeves. Conversely, if you're looking for an hour-long session, the "Love Humps" will make it impossible to last that long and you'd better grab a gentler insert.

Cleaning and drying is super-easy due to its smoothness.

Review Disclaimer:

Continental European, therefore uncut - and thus sensitive.
Happily average (15cm/6in long; 15cm/6in around).
Prefer to go slow, gentle, and very wet - the goal is to drink in all the sensations.
Always reviewing with the end cap off, nicely warmed, and with lots of lube.
Not interested in realism.

Conclusion:
One of the most surprising textures, the "Love Humps" feels very different from what it looks like. A playful insert full of gentle, but determinedly milking squeezes with some dark magic that plays with your most sensitive part. Uncut guys get their foreskin sweetly stimulated as an added bonus. Orgasms inside it is special and often leaves you wanting more - in the good and adverse sense. All said, a delightful and unique mix of tenderness and stimulation.

Score 4.28 Overall Satisfaction 4.28
Intensity 4
Stimulation 4.975
Penetration 4.95
Tightness 3
Suction Effect -
Realism -
Variation 4.425
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use -
Cleanup 4.95
Dry Time 4.975

Mini-Lotus Review

February 18th, 2015 (Mini-Lotus Texture)

1. General and Visuals

I own the Miela / Marry Queen version of the "Mini Lotus". To me, Miela's vulva is the most beautiful of all Fleshlight molds, with the sole exception of the "Succu Dry". When buying a Fleshlight, I always opt for the Miela/Marry Queen version if available. In fact, I wish it were the standard mold for all Fleshlights. That is how beautifully formed it is!

Not much lube is required for the "Mini Lotus", but as always, heartily recommend to fill it with lube until it's drooling.

2. Insertion and Intensity

I like to class all inserts into three categories: Gentle, playful, and wild.

There are inserts that are best described as gentle: They tenderly caress your penis towards a sweet orgasm. There are textures that are wild and untamed: They make your cock their plaything, forcing you to spurt quick and hard.

And then there is the "Mini Lotus". If you ask me what "playful" means, I will point you to the "Mini Lotus". If you ask me what the "Mini Lotus" is like, playful is the first word that comes to mind:

The "Mini Lotus" doesn't simply give way to your urgency, doesn't simply caress. Nor does it simply demand roughly, or take by force. The "Mini Lotus" gently invites you to cum, from the first delicious thrust to the last, shuddering plunge.

The first sensation the "Mini Lotus" offers to your penis is warm (I hope you heated it up!), drooly, gentle softness. Then comes a gentle, friendly little squeeze, that magically makes itself felt always on the most sensitive spot of your glans. Then comes that little wet, rippling shlup of the lotus node. And then your tip sinks into a reservoir of hot lube just behind the node. It's heavenly, and it's enough to make me moan out loud each time. But already there comes even greater tightness, hugging your shaft at the base of your glans as you push past - and more hot, wet lube and heavenly softness. Mmm, that first thrust!

As you pull back out, that tightness seems sad to feel you go, seems to try and beckon you back inside. The lotus node, much softer, but exactly thus only more tantalizingly, does the same. Then comes that little squeeze, and you just can't pull out any further, you have to get back in there.

And the reward is a friendly squeeze, a little rippling shlup, hot lube, a tight hug, more hot lube, more blissful softness.

Long story short: For me, despite its softness and seemingly innocuous design, the "Mini Lotus" is one of the most wonderfully stimulating inserts out there.

3. Climax and Aftermath

Lasting inside the "Mini Lotus" is absolutely impossible for me. No matter how slow I go, the "Mini Lotus" wins, always. No matter whether I try to stop myself when almost there - I just *have* to keep going.

In part, because the stimulation is so delicious. Partly, because ejaculating deep into the "Mini Lotus" feels incredible. The tight hug around the shaft, just behind the glans spurs you on to cum harder. The hot, wet, softness welcoming your glans invites you to cum more without impeding the flow. The "Mini Lotus" just seems to want your penis to cum more and more and to be happy throughout. The result is growling, prolonged, toe-curling, shuddering orgasm, often so intense that cum will spurt out the other end.

I always use more than one Fleshlight at a time, alternating between them; but whenever the "Mini Lotus" is among them, I *have* to pull out of the other one and cum inside the "Mini Lotus". I can't help it. It's like it has rewired my brain by teaching my penis how good it feels to cum inside it.

The "Mini Lotus" is one of the most enjoyable inserts for a "second round": Stay inside it until its warmth and soft embrace get you hard again. Strange to say, as intense orgasm inside it feels, it often leaves you so turned on from the delicious stimulation and orgasm that you'll immediately want more. So go on and glory in the combination of post-orgasmic oversensitivity and the "Mini Lotus"'s playful stimulation. The second shot is usually a bit less intense, but even more fulfilling - and much more draining - than the first. Glazed eyes and breathlessness guaranteed.

Cleaning is easy; The lotus node hikes the dry time up a bit.

Review Disclaimer:

Continental European, therefore uncut - and thus sensitive.
Happily average (15cm/6in long; 15cm/6in around).
Prefer to go slow, gentle, and very wet - the goal is to drink in all the sensations.
Always reviewing with the end cap off, nicely warmed, and with lots of lube.
Not interested in realism.

Conclusion:
The very definition of playfulness, the "Mini Lotus" seems more innocuous than it is: Much more intense than it looks, yet gentle, it is a guarantee for nicely varied sessions. Orgasm will come soon, but with rarely found sweetness and intensity.

Warning: May make you pull out of other Fleshlights just to cum inside it. Yes, orgasm inside the "Mini Lotus" simply is That Good™

Score 4.47 Overall Satisfaction 4.47
Intensity 4.25
Stimulation 4.25
Penetration 4.5
Tightness 2.5
Suction Effect 4.975
Realism -
Variation 3.575
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 4.975
Cleanup 4.975
Dry Time 4.975

The Fang Review

February 18th, 2015 (The Fang Texture)

1. General and Visuals

Reviewing the "Succu Dry", it is hard for me to be fair: The "Succu Dry" was my first Fleshlight; it caters to my interests at an admirable rate, as the fantasy of a Vampiress blowjob is extremely hot to me; and its case design is just gorgeous.

That out of the way, let the first thing to be said about the "Succu Dry" be that I *love* the entrance. It is, for me, the by far most sexy orifice on any Fleshlight, period. And I am not alone in this assessment; its orifice and design were what made my girlfriend buy it for me back in the day - she thought it was finally a men's toy that looked kinky-sexy instead of campy. My only regret here is that not *every* Fleshlight is offered with a vampire-fanged entrance.

Tons, and I do mean tons, of lube are an absolute must with the "Succu Dry".

2. Insertion and Intensity

The "Succu Dry" is not only a sexy sight as it swallows your penis. The sensation as it slowly gulps you down to the hilt, drooling warm lube all over you can only be described as toe-curlingly good:

Even for average-sized me, it is so tight as to be just bearable. The entrance can feel quite excruciatingly tight. Not too tight (like the "Pilot") to let you feel its texture, though, as it widens into a straight, snug canal past the entrance. The initial, soft tickle of the fanged texture is a lovely mix of tenderness and intensity. Every aroused throb of your penis can be felt as gentle, but insistent pressure from the walls.

Sessions with the "Succu Dry" never last long; but while they last, they are a glorious, wet, tight ascent. With each bob of its mouth, the texture becomes more and more intense, especially on the crown of the glans. Each pulling back of that mouth makes you want to quickly be buried inside it again. Every plunge back into its depths is relief. Every fang seems to be toying with your glans. As you draw close and your penis swells in anticipation, it seems to tighten down even further. Its fangs grow more and more intense. "I'll bite if you don't give me what I want", it seems to say.

As an aside, I sincerely advise anyone to use every Fleshlight warm, with lots of lube, and slowly. This goes double for the "Succu Dry". With one exception: Putting the Succu dry in the fridge (not the freezer!) makes for a kinky twist. Especially when used in tandem with a warmed up, different Fleshlight, it's great.

I rarely ever use Fleshlights with the end cap, as the suction tends to drown out some of the texture detail. I now and then make an exception for the "Succu Dry". That can, however, be a mixed bag: The "Succu Dry" does everything in its power to live up to its name. Suction with the end cap down is extremely strong - it feels like it has latched onto your penis and doesn't want to let go. While some may desire just that, it also eliminates the sensation of the texture entirely.

I don't rate or review for realism. I don't seek realism from Fleshlights, I seek *different* stimulation - and that the "Succu Dry" delivers!

3. Climax and Aftermath

With the "Succu Dry", ejaculation is always quick, irresistible, intense - and very slightly painful. Like all Sex In A Can sleeves, it is, as mentioned, *tight*. So tight, that at least for me (again, average!) my own contractions will feel like my penis is being almost strangled by those beckoning walls. It's not a bad sensation; it's not something that makes you go "ow!"; it's a mild, strangly pinch that you either like or not. When coming in a fridge-cooled "Succu Dry", especially if it's full of cold lube, ejaculation also tends to be extremely intense - I recommend that you at least try it.

Orgasm with the end cap on I enjoy considerably less. While still pleasurable, the suction can feel like the "Succu Dry" is literally sucking you dry, your cum being ripped from you - but it tends to be married to a sensation of wincing, squirmy over-stimulation that can be too much to bear.

Continued stimulation is absolutely impossible with the "Succu Dry". I find myself pushing *deep* upon ejaculation - just not *too* deep, so as to still stay fully buried without my tip emerging at the other side - and then holding perfectly still, even after ejaculation. Even pulling out before fully soft and again protected by the foreskin can be quite too much.

Cleanup is extremely easy, and it dries quickly, due to the straight canal without reservoirs.



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Review Disclaimer:

Continental European, therefore uncut - and sensitive.
Happily average (15cm/6in long; 15cm/6in around).
Prefer to go slow, gentle, and very wet - the goal is to drink in all the sensations.
Always reviewing with the end cap off, nicely warmed, and with lots of lube.
Not interested in realism.

Conclusion:
A great Fleshlight for all Vampire(ss) lovers, or those who want a different look. Very intense from the first moment to the last, with a delightful buildup in between - but not for prolonged sessions. Very tight even for average sizes. With the end cap on, too much suction for my taste. Although I am extremely careful and very gentle with my Fleshlights, the "Succu Dry" has developed a tear on its lower lip: Yet I like it so much, that I ordered a backup/replacement in case it worsens. And THAT, Gentlemen, is an endorsement.

Score 4.33 Overall Satisfaction 4.33
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