Simply here for Fleshlight purchase advice. I have a collection of 14 FLs so far...
Found 5 reviews in total
January 3rd, 2026 (Boss Level Texture)
Mia's Boss Level FL is amazing if you like a smooth, gentle caress with a tight penetration. She's less intense than sleeves like Ahegao, but provides the same amazing meaty cheeks and tight hole. I usually pull her out when I want a longer session. Put on your favorite playlist of porn and ride that wave.
Conclusion:
If you like meaty fat ass cheeks and smooth ride to Valhalla. Pick up Boss Level.
January 3rd, 2026 (Ahegao Texture)
Ahegao was a must have, I wish I purchased a bit sooner. Big fan of Violet's work, I love her fat ass booty. This FL allows you to enjoy some of that with the meaty cheeks and tight hole. Very similar to Boss Level in terms of meatiness of the cheeks and penetration feel but it's a lot more intense than Boss Level once you're in. Would probably rate this one around number #3 in my overall collection. I would recommend if you're a fan of the feeling of meaty cheeks sliding up and down your dick and you're looking for something a bit more intense than Boss Level.
Conclusion:
Violet Myers is a goat in the content realm and this sleeve does her justice. I would recommend to those that are fans of big booty chicks.
January 3rd, 2026 (Kumzumi Texture)
Kumzumi my beloved. What is there to say about this FL that hasn't been said before? She's the best FL (imo) for a deep throat feeling, the way she gently hugs you while pulling the cum straight from the source. Jeez... I might have to take a flight with her tonight now that I think about it. She's number 2 out of my 13. If you're looking for the true feeling of a throat hug, you can't go wrong with Kumzumi.
Conclusion:
2nd in my overall ratings out of my collection of 13. She lives up to the hype if you're active in the sub culture.
January 3rd, 2026 (Thunder Texture)
This is number 1 out of my 13 FLs. I'm a huge fan of the STU (yes, I know most don't care for STU) and this was a step above that. I don't know what to say, she's a milker I can barely last longer than 10 minutes with her. Deep strokes are a must or pairing it with my OG Launch for a hands free pleasure cruise.
Conclusion:
My favorite FL by far, doesn't hurt that I like the pornstar as well. 10/10 would recommend, even if you're not a fan of butt FLs.
January 2nd, 2026 (Insomnia Texture)
Insomnia was a tricky one. I heard all the buzz on the subreddit when she first released so I ended up purchasing her. The first 5 or so flights I hated the thing, it was the first fleshlight I ever thought about throwing away. It was too tight (to the point it hurt) and I couldn't feel any of the texture (probably because I had to use excessive lube to not feel pain). Recently, I decided to revisit her and Holy S***. I guess the break-in period thing was true because this has now become one of my favorites. She's right up there with Kumzumi, Thunder, Ahegao, and Boss Level. I say all that to say, if you feel like how I used to feel about this sleeve, give it a couple more flights... she'll surprise ya.
Conclusion:
Top rated sleeve in my collection. Has a long break-in period imo, it took a while for her to hug me right.