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Found 12 reviews in total

Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 3.5
Penetration 3
Tightness 2.5
Suction Effect 2.5
Realism 2.5
Variation 3
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 4.5
Cleanup 4.5
Dry Time 4.5

Bookworm Review

December 31st, 2014 (Bookworm Texture)

A spiraling or twisting texture was still missing in my collection, hence the reason of my purchase of this Bookworm sleeve. The cut-away image showed to be promissing, and all in all it's a stimulating texture, but it isn't on the top of my 'usage-list'. However the visual stimulation from Kayden's orifice still does help it not getting on the bottom of the list.
The canal is rather loose, and although twisting around with nubs here and there, it doesn't provide me with the stimulation I would have expected from it.
Additionally, one of first nubs in the canal seems to be 'a mismatch' in my case as it provides for some irritating poking when penetrating the sleeve. I just need to rotate the sleeve upside down (as if penetrating her doggy-style) and all is fine.

Conclusion:
Not a bad texture, but if I had known I probably would have passed on this one. Maybe if the canal would have had some changing diameters like the vortex this might have been a winner.

Score 3.40 Overall Satisfaction 3.4
Intensity 2.5
Stimulation 3.75
Penetration 3
Tightness 3.25
Suction Effect 3.5
Realism 3.5
Variation 1.5
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 4.5
Cleanup 4.5
Dry Time 4.5

Bulletproof Review

December 31st, 2014 (Bulletproof Texture)

I purchased this sleeve to have a less intense texture in my collection, and although it indeed is a very low intense one it still provides for a very nice stimulation.
Going deep and slow this texture sometimes feels even more realistic than the real thing.
Pleasure builds up very slowly, and probably one of the better sleeves to try out edging with.
The different 'rings' are easily noticable and passing through each of these again and again makes for a very soft but pleasurable stimulation.
Since the cut-away picture shows a repeating pattern it could be thought of as being boring. But think again.

Conclusion:
With a repeating pattern and low intense stimulation this texture still should belong in everyone's collection

Score 3.45 Overall Satisfaction 3.45
Intensity 4
Stimulation 4.25
Penetration 4.25
Tightness 4.5
Suction Effect 4.25
Realism 3.75
Variation 4.5
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 4.5
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 4

Heavenly Review

December 31st, 2014 (Heavenly Texture)

Having less then pleasurefull moments with the mini-lotus sleeve due to the location of the lotus node, I was hesitating to purchase this Heavenly texture as the lotus node has the exact same location as the mini-lotus.
I was really looking forward to that thight wavy canal and the more I used the Heavenly the more I was comforted that it was a right purchase.
I don't exactly feel the waviness of it, but it sure is thight. So much enjoyable that I am more or less thinking of purchasing a Forbidden as this wavy thight canal seems to be borrowed from that texture.
I am just able to reach the lotus node, but that's OK as the first chamber and the wavy canal do all the work.

Conclusion:
The description of the texture refers to as if penetrating a virgin, which I unfortunately cannot compare too, but it sure feels thight.

Score 4.20 Overall Satisfaction 4.2
Intensity 4.5
Stimulation 4.75
Penetration 4.25
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 4
Realism 4
Variation 4.25
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 4

Legend Review

December 30th, 2014 (Legend Texture)

On the first use this one came out as a winner. Some textures need to be broken in, some don't. This one can definitely be categorized as one which is great from day one.
The first few centimeters are very intense, and I prefer to keep playing in that area, as further down the canal gets wider and thus intensity and stimulation are somewhat reduced.
I sure had preferred the canal to remain the same thightness all along.

Conclusion:
A very rewarding texture, unfortunately not available as sleeve-only. Very intense first part of the texture before the canal gets wider.

Score 4.18 Overall Satisfaction 4.18
Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 4
Penetration 4
Tightness 3.75
Suction Effect 4
Realism 3.5
Variation 3.5
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 4.25
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 4

Indulge Review

December 30th, 2014 (Indulge Texture)

I have been looking forward to use this new texture, but honestly, it was somewhat a let down.
Don't get me wrong, it's a nice texture, but the hype on the forums made it believe as to be THE texture to have (or so I udnerstood). I like the fact that the texture is getting narrower, instead of a straight canal as is the case with the Nipple Alley.
During the first use it took me a long time to get any pleasure out of it, but then again as for so many other textures it probably needed to be broken in.
Second and further usage more or less the same. It seems to be a texture of mild to low intensity, although I had thought differently looking at the alternating bump sizes.

Conclusion:
Having used the Nipple Alley I thought this one to be the same but better due to the narrowing canal, but it just feels way more subtle. A little too subtle to my liking. Still a great texture, but not my favourite.

Score 3.85 Overall Satisfaction 3.85
Intensity 4
Stimulation 4.5
Penetration 4.25
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 4
Realism 3.5
Variation 4.25
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 4.25
Cleanup 3.75
Dry Time 3.75

Misfit-Scorpio Review

December 29th, 2014 (Misfit-Scorpio Texture)

When purchasing the misfit sleeve I had second thoughts.
When seeing the cut-away image of the sleeve showing the different chambers I was looking forward to try out this texture. However the video showing the internals of the texture made it look less impressive. Micro ribs, followed by some bumps and nubs, then some larger ribs and finally a wavy canal.
Nothing wrong at all, but for intense sensation maybe another choice of texture would better fit.
Knowing I would not be able to reach the wavy canal I hesitated for a long time to buy this sleeve.
During the first use I soon experienced how wrong I had been for delaying this purchase. And further usage only confirmed how great this texture is, even if you're average of length or less.
Pleasure is slowly building up and before you know it it's already too late.
I guess this texture might be a good thing for edging, but I just cannot seem to perform enough self-control. The build up is just too good.

Conclusion:
Although having quite some collection I have found my new favourite texture with this one.

Score 4.03 Overall Satisfaction 4.03
Intensity 4.5
Stimulation 4.5
Penetration 3.5
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 4
Realism 2
Variation 3.5
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 3.75
Dry Time 3.5

Barracuda Review

December 16th, 2014 (Barracuda Texture)

Reading the forums it seemed the Destroya would be to intense, so I settled for the Barracuda as alternative instead.
As soon as you penetrate the sleeve you feel all those long-stemmed bumps caressing the head of your penis, as gentle touches from all around the canal. Then follows the constriction which separates the two chambers, whereafter another set of long-stemmed bumps are reached, facing forward this time.
An high intense sleeve this is, as after a few minutes during my first flight of slowly going in and out, the head of my penis had grown extremely large and had turned dark purple from the stimulation. I was a little worried, as I had never experienced this color, nor the size.
After some more minutes of slowly moving in and out I just couldn't resist anymore and reached an amazing orgasm. And for just a fraction of a moment all went pitch black.
The stimulation was that intense that it itched for a day or three.

Conclusion:
Not sure if this sleeve should be suggested to any one without being warned.
It is an high intensity sleeve. Treat it gently and you'll be rewarded with an amazing climax.

Score 3.73 Overall Satisfaction 3.73
Intensity 4
Stimulation 4.5
Penetration 4.75
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 4
Realism 4
Variation 3.5
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 4.5
Cleanup 4.5
Dry Time 4.5

Punk-Charmer Review

December 16th, 2014 (Punk-Charmer Texture)

The Punk texture looked interesting to me from the start. Not being a fan of anal I wasn't really looking forward to purchase a butt orifice, but after the first flight I was glad I did.
Although the texture is some kind of repetitive it never feels boring. It isn't a high intensity sleeve, but the sexual stimulation is rather high due to the numberous ribs. This one needs concentration not to blow your load too fast. Pleasure guaranteed from the start and if you don't pay attention climax is just around the corner. As with the Vortex, this sleeve didn't need to be broken in. No matter if you're using it for the first time or if it's a regular used sleeve, the pleasure is still the same, and a very intense orgasm is your reward.

Conclusion:
This one is my first butt orifice and from the experience of it, probably not the last.

Score 4.23 Overall Satisfaction 4.23
Intensity 4
Stimulation 4.25
Penetration 4.25
Tightness 4.5
Suction Effect 4.5
Realism 3.5
Variation 4
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 4.5
Cleanup 4.5
Dry Time 4.5

Swallow Review

December 16th, 2014 (Swallow Texture)

The fourth sleeve I purchased was this Swallow with Stoya lips.
I choose for Stoya as her lips seemed the most appealing to me and looked as to provide for the most narrow opening of the different mouth orifices.
Although the first few inches with the bumps and ribs are the most stimulating part of the texture, one can not resist to go as deep as possible into the sleeve. In my case I only reach towards the larger bumps at the end of the ribs and can not penetrate the canal with reduced diameter. Going at it fast or slow, with all these ribs massaging while going in and out it's hard to resist.
The lips are an added bonus regarding visual stimulation.

Conclusion:
Being of average intensity, it's a good texture which everyone should own.
Take notice that the lips are for visual stimulation only, since they don't really add up to the sensation from the texture.

Score 4.25 Overall Satisfaction 4.25
Intensity 4.75
Stimulation 4.75
Penetration 4
Tightness 4.5
Suction Effect 4.5
Realism 4.75
Variation 4.25
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 4.5
Cleanup 4.5
Dry Time 4.5

Vortex Review

December 15th, 2014 (Vortex Texture)

The Vortex is a real nice texture. In comparison with other sleeves this one didn't need to be "broken in".
From day one it has provided me a lot of pleasure. I have been using this sleeve a lot, as it provides (in my opinion) the most realistic feeling. I cannot tell I am able really feel the separate ridges or even the zig-zag pattern, but the sensation it provides is mindblowing. The different sized chambers are easily detectable and provide for that realistic sensation.
Minor details is that I purchased the Mary Queen's (Miela) variation as the picture seemed to show an even narrower entrance due to her orifice. Unfortunately it only seems to be an optical illusion, and being more of a "meaty lips" the orifice doesn't provide for a lot of visual stimulation either.

Conclusion:
The Vortex is a very welcome addition to the collection and to me provides the most realistic experience. For additional visual stimulation I should have gone with a different variation, but it's the texture that counts.
This one is on the top of my pleasure list.

Score 4.50 Overall Satisfaction 4.5
Intensity 4
Stimulation 4
Penetration 4
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 3.5
Realism 2.5
Variation 1.5
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 4.5
Cleanup 4.5
Dry Time 4.5

Nipple Alley Review

December 11th, 2014 (Nipple Alley Texture)

Very much like the Riley Steel orifice, as it seems to be slightly off-center. Because of this you penetrate "at an angle" which increases the pleasure. Each bump ends in a very small nipple (hence the name of the texture) adding more to the feeling when moving in and out.
Although having no variations the whole texture is still a stimulating one. I guess it might have been better with variating diameter of the canal.
This was my second texture after the mini lotus, and I enjoyed it very much. It might be a good pick for a beginner as he can concentrate on the sensation without being distracted by the varying texture.
Doesn't need much lube, cleans and dries easily.
On the long run, after using many more textures, this one might start to feel borring due to repetitive bumps.
However, the off-center orifice makes me come back to it again and again.

Conclusion:
Nice texture for a beginner who still needs to learn to appreciate a fleshlight. For more advanced users having more stimulating textures this might be a disappointment.

Score 3.70 Overall Satisfaction 3.7
Intensity 2.5
Stimulation 2.5
Penetration 2.5
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 4
Realism 1
Variation 3.5
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 4.5
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 4

Mini-Lotus Review

December 11th, 2014 (Mini-Lotus Texture)

From reading the forum reviews over and over again, I decided to purchase the mini lotus as my first texture.
The first use was really unenjoyable. Even after repeated flights I still cannot appreciate this texture.
I can feel the different chambers but compared to other textures this one does not provide much pleasure.
It remains on the bottom of my "usage-list". So now and then (1 out of 20 flights) I give this texture some attention, but each time again it fails to provide a most enjoyable time. Some times even provide some painfull moments when 4 inch deep. Don't know if it is the lotus node or the chambers just after it that provide this unpleasant sensation.
I would not recommend this texture, and regret having purchased this. Luckily, my first purchase consisted of two textures otherwise this single texture would have probably kept me away from fleshlight.

Conclusion:
I would not recommend this texture.
Wish I had never bought this one.

Score 3.25 Overall Satisfaction 3.25
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