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Welcome to Casquetero's Profile. Casquetero has been sharing his experiences with masturbatory toys since 2010, posting his opinions on various sex toys such as Fleshlights, Tenga, Meiki and dozens (if not hundreds) of other toys.

His reviews are always detailed, unbiased and honest and he's usually the first to write reviews of newly released textures.

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Found 58 reviews in total

Alien Review

November 24th, 2014 (Alien Texture)

The Alien Fleshlight - a specialty Fleshlights was first released with the then new Vortex texture. It was well received by many users, but it was supposed to be a limited release - which in fact was. When it was removed from circulation, its legend began to grow among hard core Fleshlight users. It became a cult item and ILF listened to its customers and made a re-launch of the blue pussy with a double clit, this time with a combined, exclusive texture. Why the fuss? It is as good as expected? Is it a good fantasy item?

Of course, the first thing to notice when looking at the Alien is the color. This fucker is blue - a popular color for aliens even before Mr. James Cameron made another truckload of money with Avatar. The second thing to notice is that the Alien pussy has two clits, something only an extraterrestrial can have.

When looking at the Alien texture, we find a combination texture composed by an entrance based on the Vortex texture (the ridges are bigger and softer than in the regular Vortex), the Lotus cervical node, and a series of bumps taken from the STU. This combination promises two things: 1) a good, intense session and 2) a possible high learning curve thanks to the presence of the Vortex-like entrance.

The Alien resulted being not that intense. It provides immediate feedback, but it is subtler than expected. Don't be fooled though, the Alien provides really good and intense orgasms, especially when alternating between stroking and hands free use. The orgasms built gradually thanks to the softer vortex entrance and STU bumps - the Alien bumps are softer than the STU's, therefore the intensity is reduced but still good enough to provoke vocal orgasms.

Another factor for the lower intensity is the sleeve tightness. The orifice is possibly the widest of all Fleshlights (not necessarily a bad thing), and the interior felt as wide as the Original. The width and the softer textures still provide a good stimulus, but at times I felt like I was fucking one of the Avatar chicks - the pussy of a 9-feet alien. I had fucked an alien, but it if feels like doing the Alien Fleshlight, then it feels good.

I only have one major complain when using the Alien - it is fucking sticky. I had to lube the orifice to avoid feeling the stickiness on my genital area. Apparently the sticky Aliens came from the same batch since in the forum only few of us complained about the stickiness and many others that bought the toy have said theirs are not sticky. Because of its stickiness, I cornstarch the sleeve after every 5 sessions to keep it in an acceptable state of use.

As most Fleshlights, just place it under the faucet and flush between 30 and 60 seconds on both ends with running water. Not too difficult to clean.

Conclusion:
The Alien is really a fantasy item than anything else. It is a good sleeve, but its width and unexpected "softness" don't deliver the "out of this world" experience it promised.

 

Lust Review

September 28th, 2014 (Lust Texture)

The texture seems to be a series of rings and bumps trying to simulate the sensations you get from anal sex. Thanks to the textured interior and the various widths in it, Lust promises to feel better than the smooth Forbidden, which is the standard anal texture for FLG and Fleshjacks. Lust promises an interesting array of sensations, although for "short" guys like me, the sensations are going to be on the mid intensity level. "Longer" guys could expect a slightly more intense ride thanks to the thicker rings and narrower diameter after the 5 inches mark.

This is one of those reviews that took me a while to do - not because the toy was bad - , but because the toy gave me different sensations every time I used it...

Lets say right away that the toy is GOOD. It is 10 times better than the Forbidden. Lust feel more real than the average anal Fleshlight, but if you are expecting a constant sensation, you are going to be tested by this Fleshie.

This new texture feels completely different depending on the lube you are using, the method you use (stroker or hands free), and how much you open the case's end cap. Each combination will make you cum - but the sleeve will feel different in each case!

If you use a thicker lube, LUST will feel almost smooth. You will feel only the variations in diameter of the tunnel and maybe a couple of the rings. It will be a long, soft ride, allowing you to build up an impressive load. Using a thinner lube, the sleeve comes alive allowing you to feel some of the other structures, becoming a mid intensity sleeve.

With this setting, the thicker lube made the sleeve feel in the low-medium intensity levels, still giving me a lot of control over the session. With a thinner lube, I was able to feel most of the structures inside the sleeve. Still a medium intensity sleeve, but I had to pace myself to avoid cumming too soon.

As a stroker (with thick lube and open end cap), LUST felt incredibly tight with the rings doing their job in less than 20 minutes.

As usual with Fleshlights, cleaning is easy.

Conclusion:
The Lust is a good addition to the Fleshlight roster. It is not a super intense texture, but it brings enough to keep you pumping to strong orgasms. Much better than the Forbidden and Lotus IMO.

 
Intensity 3.925
Stimulation 4.575
Penetration 4.85
Tightness 3.925
Suction Effect 4.6
Realism 4.875
Variation 4.5
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 4.45
Cleanup 4.725
Dry Time 4.475

Tease Review

September 1st, 2014 (Tease Texture)

The Tease is a collection of chambers of different widths with rounded finger-like bumps and a few cross sections. It starts with a tight opening with soft ribs that leads you to to a tighter ringed section, then to the first of three bumped sections of different diameter (with the second chamber having an ultra tight entrance). If you are lucky enough to have a long penis, these chambers will give to a section with crossed ribbons, finishing the texture with a bumped section.
This arrange of rounded bumps, tight passages, and soft rings promises long sessions with the texture hugging and caressing your penis, teasing you to stay in an control yourself.

The Tease is definitively a good update to Tera's FLG line. This new texture is also one of those sleeves you want to fuck forever, but for different reasons. The initial tightness keeps a constant pressure around the shaft of your penis while the rounded bumps and the variable tightness keep rubbing and caressing your little head. That gives you two options - and both will drive you crazy!

If you decide to go slow and deep with the Tease, you will feel the pressure of the tightness variations and the touch of the bumps at all times. The tight section found at mid-sleeve will give unique "popping" sensations you will love no matter your length. Go slow and the orgasms will be strong and long. A good toy for those liking for those building their load!

What if you are a "fast and furious" type of guy. The Tease is not a raw intensity toy a la Destroya, but if going fast is your choice, be prepared for the counter attack of the tight sections and the suction they create. The "popping" is more pronounced and the bumps make themselves present, asking you to cum...meanwhile the tightness around your shaft and the suction are milking your little friend. It will play with you until you cannot hold it anymore and explode.

As usual with Fleshlights, cleaning is easy.

Conclusion:
The Tease is a great substitute for the Twista. It is not a raw intensity sleeve - its intensity comes from the orgasm buildup the constant but delicate stimuli you receive. This is a toy you should buy if you like to build your orgasms to long and strong finishes.

Score 4.49 Overall Satisfaction 4.49

Legend Review

April 1st, 2014 (Legend Texture)

Jenna Jameson is maybe the most recognizable name in porn of the past 20 years. If you welcomed puberty during the 1990's or early 2000's, you shot a few loads in her name while looking her photos or one of her video scenes. She retired from porn in 2008, but she had made a sort of comeback as a webcam cougar (she is 40 now) and as the new Fleshlight Girl with her own signature texture: Legend.

Is the Legend a texture par to the legendary woman signing it? Let's see...

The Legend design is a mix of ribs, dots, squares and nubs arranged inside a varying diameter tunnel. The tunnel is on the wide side, and all these textures have rounded edges, meaning they are not as intense as you could imagine.

When you enter the Legend, you realize the ride will be a pleasurable one. Forget about intensity and a quick session with Jenna's rubber pussy - this pussy deserves you to take your time and enjoy it! The first time you pump this FLG, the texture will be softer and more delicate than expected. Once you use the Legend for a few times, and fuck it SLOOOWLY, then you will be able to feel the variations on the tunnel size and the changes of texture along the tunnel. The feelings are good, like a nice sloppy blowjob or fucking a mature horny woman - both feelings that go hand in hand with Jenna Jameson.

The texture allows for full control of your session, giving a hell of an orgasm buildup. The only issue with the sleeve is that as soon I went pumping fast, I lost the feeling of the texture, forcing me to slow down and feel all the variations inside the toy. Definitively, a slow fucker.

Conclusion:
The Legend is a texture that represents well its inspiration. The Legend FLG is a toy that feels like a veteran, demanding you to take your time with her. If you do, it will take you to brutal orgasms. If you rush it, the Legend will do the work, but it will be a "bleh" experience. Recommended for longer sessions.

 

Misfit-Scorpio Review

January 30th, 2014 (Misfit-Scorpio Texture)

From first looks, the Misfit/Scorpio texture seems to be a medium intensity texture. It has some microribs at the entrance, followed by a thick band, some bumps, a short ribbed section, and an array of triangular "teeth". Because most of these textures cover short sections of the tunnel, the variety should keep you interested until you reach the triangular teeth, which is the largest section.
In use, the Misfit is not too intense, but I compare it to the Twista because it feels really, really good, keeping you on the edge for as much time as you want. The sensations are not overwhelming and in a weird way, the Misfit massages your penis until you cannot hold anymore. The orgasms I have experienced with this texture had been toe-curling and extremely satisfying!

As always, cleaning the Fleshlight is extremely easy.

Conclusion:
The Misfit / Scorpio texture is a "feel-good" texture. It has enough stimulation to make most users happy and gives good control to those of us who love slow, long sessions.

 

Texas Tornado Review

April 6th, 2013 (Texas Tornado Texture)

As you can see in the picture , the Texas Tornado is a texture with a pretty wide, curvy tunnel, surrounded by twisted ribbons of material with indentations that gives the Tornado a Swiss cheese look. The texture by itself seems to be a low intensity texture, perfect for long sessions.

The Tornado resulted slightly more intense than expected, but it is still a low-intensity texture. Most of the sensations are produced by the twisted material, which creates a tighter space than expected from the pictures. The indentations also have the effect of creating pronounced ridges that keeps you excited during the penetration. The sensations are subtle, but very pleasurable!

Depending on the lube that you use, the ridges and the indentations can be more or less pronounced. The thinner the lube, the more you will feel the borders of the indentations. The thicker the lube, the more you will feel a small suction effect from the indentations. The Tornado is a good texture to play around and experience different lubes and suction levels.

BTW, the orifice is one of the most beautiful done by ILF. Alexis Texas' pussy lips created an almost perfect heart shape which looks super hot when you are inserting your penis into the toy...

As all Fleshlights, the Tornado is open-ended, so is easy to clean.

Conclusion:
The Tornado is one of those textures that resulted to be better than you expected. It is a low to mid-intensity sleeve, perfect for orgasm buildup during longer sessions. Get it while you can!

 

Navigator Review

March 16th, 2013 (Navigator Texture)

When I saw the first photos of the new Flight Navigator (also known as the Flight M.D.), I thought the guys at Fleshlight had gone crazy. Why would anyone want a semen collection cup at the end of their FL? Well, apparently someone at ILF has a weird sense of humor - or a weird semen collection fetish - and included a graded specimen cup to a FL so you can measure how much juice you shoot after a session. As if I would make a record of how much I cum every time I masturbate! (Which I maybe start doing now that I have the Navigator...) Is the Navigator good enough to justify a specimen collection cup? Lets go to the review to find out!

The Navigator has the same external design of the other Flight toys - Pilot and Instructor - but comes with an additional end cap housing a graded collection cup like the one used in sperm banks. The toy has both the novelty collection cup and the regular end cap of the Flight line, so it costs a few extra dollars for the novelty. (At the time of writing this, the collection cup was not optional).

The texture is slightly different from the Instructor. It has a similar arrangement of bumps and smooth surfaces, but the navigator bumps are based on the pointy bumps of the Nipple Alley. There are about five rows of these bumps before opening the tunnel to a smooth section that many of us mistook for an ultra tight section. In reality, the smooth section of the sleeve have some slabs of material to tighten the width of the canal just a little bit, but enough to be felt.

With this design, I expected a milder feedback from the Navigator. Because of the wider smooth section, I expected a texture good for long sessions.

I was expecting long sessions with the Navigator and I got them - ending in awesome orgasms. The bumps are less pronounced that the ones on the Nipple Alley, so they feel less aggressive than them. The smooth section, although it is wider than expected, has a nice narrower entrance, simply caressing your penis in every stroke. If the Pilot and the Instructor are about control, the Navigator is about pleasure.

The Navigator simply allows you to control the session and enjoy it. Imagine driving a convertible car in a road next to the coast. You are just cruising, enjoying the scenery and the whole trip. Once you arrive at your destination, you have a grin from ear to ear. That's how I felt using the MD. I put a porn movie on the DVD player, took my position in bed and humped this toy at a leisure pace for 30 to 45 minutes before reaching powerful and happy orgasms.

Now I understand why ILF named this toy the MD... It takes off your stress better than any pill!

As all Fleshlight / FleshJack toys, cleaning is as easy as just running water through the toy.

Conclusion:
The Flight Navigator is the perfect toy for those looking for a compact and discrete toy for long sessions. The collection cup adds a novelty factor, but I could not care less about it.

 

Instructor Review

March 10th, 2013 (Instructor Texture)

The Instructor follow the same exterior design of the original Flight - a smaller, sleek case resembling a jet's turbine without any initial hint as a sex toy. Unlike the original Flight, the new case is white, but the entrance is identical, looking like the front view of an airplane jet engine.

The difference is in the texture. The Instructor has a texture derived from the newer Stamina Training Unit (STU) design with STU rounded bumps in alternating order, basically guaranteeing you will have stimuli at all times. The last inch or so of the texture is smooth, with a width similar to the Super Tight FL texture.

With a design based on the STU, the Instructor promised sessions that would be about stamina and control... and it delivered!

The Instructor promised sessions similar to the ones with the STU and it delivered on each of them. The new STU bumps are more rounded and have a larger separation than the classic STU texture, but still these bumps hit hard, specially when you are getting close to orgasm.

If you had never used the Fleshlight's STU, let me explain...The texture is packed with large bumps that keeps you excited at all times, making you to pump faster and harder to orgasm. The trick is that when we are close to orgasm, our penis expands, increasing the contact with the bumps, inviting you to get your orgasm faster. The whole trick of the STU is precisely to force you to recognize when you are close and slow down to make the session longer. That way, you increase your stamina when having sex.

In that sense, the Instructor is a perfect STU replica. The smaller size makes the toy easier to play with and the wider entrance makes easier to penetrate even at half mast. If you are a sex doll user, the smaller size fits better into most solid sex dolls, helping you to create a whole different experience.

As all Fleshlight / FleshJack toys, cleaning is as easy as just running water through the toy.

Conclusion:
The Flight Instructor is a great toy to build stamina for the sex act. If you had been considering buying the STU but did not like the big size of the standard FL or their cases, the Flight Instructor could be a perfect choice for you.

 

Attack-Revel Review

March 9th, 2013 (Attack-Revel Texture)

The FleshJack Revel has a little bit of everything - big nubs, small nubs, ribs, rings, chambers - you name it, the Revel has it. The entrance has two rows of nubs followed by a ring of material. Then, you find an array of mid-sized nubs, small nubs and ribs twisted so you always get a taste of everything at each stroke. With that design, the Revel promised to be an intense ride... but it delivered intensity in a complete different way...

The Revel is intense, but not as I expected. Instead of raw intensity, the Revel keeps you on the edge while you use it. The texture's design somehow makes you feel close to orgasm after a few minutes and then keeps you on that level unlike the more aggressive textures. Once you reach the point of no return, orgasms are brutal. I was totally spent after my sessions with the Revel, so anytime I want a draining session, this toy will be one of my picks.

As all Fleshlight / FleshJack toys, cleaning is as easy as just running water through the toy.

Conclusion:
The Revel is one of the best orgasm builder textures made by FleshJack. This toy takes you close to orgasm pretty quickly and then keeps you there as long as you want. Highly recommended!

 

Marvel Review

January 3rd, 2013 (Marvel Texture)

The Marvel texture is the signature texture for Marcus Mojo, a hardcore gay porn star. I don't give a crap about the model, but the texture had me interested since I saw it - a series of cones divided by wide rings of material. Just looking at it, the Marvel seems to be the lovechild of the Love Humps and the 69 Caliber because of the wide rings and the spacious chambers. The texture promised to be a low to medium intensity sleeve because of the wide chambers and the lack of nubs or other high-intensity parts.

Well, the Marvel really surprised me. The entrance was tighter than I expected and the rings were much more noticeable than in the Love Humps. Still, the Marvel is one of those sleeves on the mid stimulation level similar to the Torrid and the Bookwoorm - it is not too aggressive, but keeps you interested at all times, allowing to build up a massive orgasm.

As a stroker, the rings felt tight around my penis while the chambers allowed my penis head to expand and get ready for the next pressing ring. The sensations were like the ones from a slightly aggressive handjob (if I am going to compare them with anything). Using it with my Meiki Plush Doll (a.k.a "Lisi" in honor of a crush I had as a teenager), the Marvel became one of those Fleshlights perfect for edging and taking my sweet time during the lazy weekend mornings. I enjoyed hitting that ass, building a fat load until I could not hold any more. Orgasms were intense, both during the building process and during the ejaculation.

Cleaning the Marvel is as easy as cleaning other Fleshlights, needing only for you to flush the sleeve under running water. It dries pretty quick, ready to be stored after just 6 hours.

Conclusion:
The Marvel is another good signature texture from the guys at Fleshlight / Fleshjack. It is a medium intensity toy perfect for edging or just to have long sessions. If you are avoiding the Fleshjack line because they are molded after gay porn stars, then you are missing many of the best textures available from ILF. Just imagine you are doing your favorite female porn star in her ass and you will have one of the best experiences available from the makers of Fleshlight / Fleshjack.

 

Bookworm Review

November 24th, 2012 (Bookworm Texture)

The Bookworm texture has a interesting texture. Fleshlight went for a low intensity design with a curved wide tunnel with some rounded bumps at regular intervals. Personally, I fell in love with this texture - and I really mean it! Why?

First, the design can be enjoyed regardless of the length of your penis, which is always good. Second, the design of the Bookworm is perfect to build up incredible orgasms.

The Bookworm is wide, both on its entrance and its tunnel. That is good, because the width will allow your penis head to expand when you get closer and closer to ejaculate. The bumps are barely noticeable at first, but as your penis gets used to the texture, you feel them tickling your penis head and shaft, adding to the fun.

This Fleshlight is basically a smooth texture, but still can surprise you with intense orgasms. Since the tunnel is so wide, you can pump this toy while cumming, something that adds to the realism of the toy.

As with all other Fleshlights, cleaning is pretty easy - just flush the sleeve with running water. Remember to use only water based lubricants on this toy.

Conclusion:
If you like smooth textures that allow you to control the duration of your sessions, the Bookworm is for you.

 

Heavenly Review

November 4th, 2012 (Heavenly Texture)

The Heavenly texture has a rarely seen combination. When you enter the sleeve, you are greeted by bumps similar to the "teeth" from the Swallow, followed by a section that could had been taken from the Ultra Tight texture - a very narrow section that will keep pressure on your shaft while you are using this sleeve. After that tight section, you have a smooth Forbidden wavy canal to prepare you for all the intensity: a Lotus cervical node followed by ribs and a series of bumps. The sleeve promises to be a roller coaster of sensations, specially if you have a long penis, since you will be feeling smoothness, pressure and intensity in every stroke.

As I have said here, I have an average penis at best, so my personal experience with this sleeve is only to the Lotus node. Still, the texture won the name of Heavenly, because that was exactly how it felt. The "teeth" at the entrance provides some intensity for those of us who are "small" while the tight section and the Forbidden curved canal simply squeezes and help you build an orgasm for the ages. Going deep, you hit that cervical node and it feels great when you feel it popping on your penis head.

This is one of those sleeves that you will want to fuck for hours because it feels good. I hate that the sleeve has all the intensity at the end of the sleeve where I do not reach, but I like what I am able to enjoy. As with all other Fleshlights, cleaning is pretty easy - just flush the sleeve with running water.

Conclusion:
The Heavenly is a perfect toy for those with long penises and want a "balance" between intensity and smoothness. If you have an average to short penis (4 to 6 inches long) be aware that you will mostly experience the smooth areas of the toy. If you like smooth textures, then the Heavenly is a good toy to add to your collection.

 

VForce Review

October 18th, 2012 (VForce Texture)

The texture seems to be an intense one, with a regular width tunnel covered completely with triangle-shaped nubs, closely spaced with an alternate array. The whole length of the tunnel has the same texture, so you should get the V-Force experience no matter how long you are.

The nubs are spaced to give you constant stimulation. Once you enter the V-Force, there are no "lazy" spaces in it - your penis WILL be touched by these nubs at all times, building a fast and furious orgasm.

Like with most Fleshlights, adjusting the cap will change how pronounced you will feel the texture. Keep the cap tight, and the V-Force is a mature lover, teasing you until you cum hard. Remove the cap, and the aggressive nature of the V-Force will "bite" you, forcing you to take rest on your pumping if you don't want to cum. Mount this toy for hands-free sessions and prepare for sessions where you will need to control yourself.

Like all Fleshlights, the V-Force is easy to clean, requiring some flushing with running water and air drying.

Conclusion:
The V-Force falls in the same category of the STU: A perfect toy to practice control and build stamina. Unfortunately, it was retired by ILF when the contract with the company ended.

 

Cougar Review

October 13th, 2012 (Cougar Texture)

The Cougar has an orifice modeled after the pussy of the porn legend Nina Hartley. Even when we are talking about a 53 years-old woman, the labia on this toy is simply beautiful. You can see it in the picture on the right - it looks perfect!

Well, if you had been reading this blog, you know I don't care much about the looks. Texture is the main reason I buy these toys and the Cougar is an interesting texture. It is basically a Fleshlight with soft ridges and a single row of soft discs on the side of the canal. Yes, the discs are on the side of the tunnel, not at the bottom (where they would hit your penis' frenulum) nor at the top, where they would stimulate your penis' head. Since the ridges are softer than the ones in the Super Ribbed, the Cougar promised to be a middle intensity sleeve with the chance of some variation depending on how you fuck it.

Well, the Cougar resulted to be a really interesting texture. At first, it felt mostly as a pure ribbed toy - which was kind of disappointing - until I was able to feel the discs on the side. That took some minutes, but once I was able to feel them, I realized the texture was softer than the Super Ribbed, but it could be pretty intense.

With the end cap fully tightened, the intensity of the ribs is muted, so you feel the discs on the side and kind of a multitude of nubs around your penis (the ridges are soft enough to simply caress and not overwhelm you). In this setting, the Cougar is a purring cat that is playing with you, teasing and pleasuring until your poor penis can't take anymore and spurts inside her. Having an orgasm after that long, pleasurable build up is one great experience.

But wait... what about releasing the end cap? Oh, this is when the Cougar gets serious! If you use the Cougar without the end cap, the texture is fully awake, giving an intense workout on your little friend. The ridges feel more pressing, and the discs caress the side of the penis, stimulating an area that usually is ignored. The result: Intense and hard orgasms leaving you trying to catch your breath.

As with all Fleshlights, cleaning the Cougar is simple: just flush with water.

Conclusion:
The Cougar is like an experienced professional: it can tease you until you cum or simply fuck and grind you. Personally, I would have preferred the discs aligned with the lower part of the pussy, so the discs had hit the underside of the penis, but still it is a cool toy to have.

 

Twisted Review

September 26th, 2012 (Twisted Texture)

The Twista has a single spiraling ridge that goes the whole length of the sleeve. The ridge is similar to the one found in the Wonder Wave with the difference that the Twista's is a single ridge twisted inside the tunnel. The tunnel also has another characteristic - it has a decreasing diameter after the 4 inches mark, meaning that the deeper you go, the ridge will stimulate you more and more. Add an entrance orifice molded after Tera Patrick and you understand why this FLG is still around.

If there is a reason why this FLG is still around is a simple one: IT IS GOOD!

The ridge inside the Twista never overpowers you, but makes its presence felt since you hit it for the first time. To add to the gentle but constant stimulation, the tunnel gets tighter after 4 inches, pressing the ridge against your penis. Because there is a single ridge all around the tunnel, you feel the ridge at all times, but it is never overwhelming. That single ridge simply keeps stimulating you during every single stroke.

The Twista is what I call a pleasurable sleeve - it is one of those sleeves you want to fuck for a long, long time before shooting your load inside it. My sessions with this sleeve are usually long sessions (above the 45 minutes mark), and my orgasms had been always strong, panting ones. I had this toy for more than a year and I enjoy fucking it like the first time.

Like all Fleshlights, the Twista is easy to clean, requiring some flushing with running water and air drying. It usually dries fast thanks to the lack of busy nubs inside the tunnel.

Conclusion:
The Twista is one of the best Fleshlights in the market, period. The fact that it was one of the first FLGs on the market - and the oldest texture from the line, even after Tera Patrick retired from porn - says a lot about how good this texture is.

 

Lotus Review

September 23rd, 2012 (Lotus Texture)

The Lotus is a smooth texture with a canal that has various chambers of different diameters as the source of stimulation. If you look at a textbook illustration of a vagina, you will notice that the diameter variations were designed to copy the shapes inside the vagina. In THAT SENSE, the Lotus is the most realistic texture from ILF. At the 4 inches mark, you will find what could be the Lotus' major accomplishment - the cervical node. This choking point "pops" when you penetrate it, simulating the sensation of reaching a woman's cervix. Behind the cervical node, you go back to a smooth chamber, followed by a series of shorter smooth chambers.To reach these smaller chambers, you need to have a penis at least 6 inches long, with 7 inches being the consensus to really enjoy the whole sleeve.

When I made the review of the Mini Lotus, I wrote:

Once properly lubed, fucking the LF Fleshlight feels pretty close to real vaginal sex. Unfortunately, the sleeve doesn't have any interior texture such as bumps or ridges, leaving all the stimulation to the size variation of the main canal. Close, but not exactly the same...

Well, there are two main differences between the Mini Lotus and the full size Lotus. The first difference is the tightness. The Lotus has a slightly wider canal, maybe 1/8" wider than the mini lotus version. The second main difference is the location of the chambers. The mini Lotus has the cervical node at the 3 inches mark, with the smaller chambers present at the 5 inches mark. In the full size Lotus, the cervical node is at the 4 inches mark and the smaller chambers are not available until the 6 inches mark.

Those differences make the Lotus a smoother texture than the mini, specially is you have a penis shorter than 7 inches long. With an average or shorter than average penis, you will reach the cervical node, but you won't be able to pass the first small chamber - which are the additional stimulation besides the cervical node. This was one of the major complaints from hardcore Fleshlight users - this texture was designed for hung guys.

Because I have a measly 5 inch penis, I get mostly smooth surfaces with the exception of the cervical node. Now that I am used to smooth textures - and the fact that I like to build my orgasms - I can say I enjoy this texture, but if this would had been my first toy, I would be probably still using my hand (and I would have a few thousands $$$ in my bank account!).

Like with most Fleshlights, adjusting the cap will change how pronounced you will feel the texture. Keep the cap tight, and the Lotus is smooth like the Original with a slight variation. Loose the cap and the cervical node becomes alive, popping at every thrust. The Lotus will make you cum hard, but the orgasms are not too intense (you won't be grinding your teeth or curling your toes). You will feel your prostate pumping out, and depending how horny you are, be prepared for a repeat. Like all Fleshlights, the Lotus is easy to clean, requiring some flushing with running water and air drying. For this one, be sure to flush water through the sleeve from the back end of the sleeve to avoid semen accumulation on the inverted cervical node. Drying the interior can be a hassle due again to the cervical node.

Conclusion:
The Lotus is a good sleeve for orgasms build-up, but its smoothness and the need to be above average length to enjoy it really decreases its score. With the Vortex, the Lotus is one of the most realistic textures available from Fleshlight, although it is a joke when compared to meikis. Still a good sleeve for a lazy morning session.

 

Bi-Hive Review

September 16th, 2012 (Bi-Hive Texture)

The Bi-Hive has a collection of soft bumps and bristles that surround your penis, giving pleasure right from the start. By mid length, you will find a group of soft ribs giving a needed change of pace before resuming the massage with another array of soft bumps. If you are long enough, then the party ends with a second group of soft, tight ribs. The Bi-Hive seems to be a medium-high intensity ride with a high pleasure rate.

I expected this texture to be on the middle intensity level, but I was wrong - this sleeve is INTENSE! The bumps and bristles give immediate feedback and the variation of sizes and orientations is simply awesome. You can feel the different sections while also feeling the tightness of the entrance around the base of my penis. This texture feels good and with an orifice that looks so good, fucking it even looks sexy.

I used this FL both as a stroker and as an insert for the Meiki Plush Doll and regardless how I used it, orgasms were strong and intense. As a stroker, the intensity is stronger, but using it hands free, the Bi-Hive becomes a more challenging texture. Hands-free, the Bi-Hive stimulates you at all times while challenging you stay in it longer. If you like to "edge" (masturbating and stopping right almost orgasm), then this is one of the best toys to do so.

Like all Fleshlights, the Bi-Hive is easy to clean, requiring some flushing with running water and air drying.

Conclusion:
Another enjoyable and intense Fleshlight. These guys are on a roll lately...

 

MILF Hunter Review

September 3rd, 2012 (MILF Hunter Texture)

Did you ever fantasized with your best friend's mom? Be honest, you probably did... Most of us had at least one friend during our teens that had this incredibly sexy mother. We could have given anything for that woman to seduce us and "teach us" the ropes. Someone decided to give that fantasy the acronym MILF (Mother I'd Like to Fuck) and this term became now mainstream - specially after the popular American Pie series- and sex toys companies decided to jump on the bandwagon and began to make vaginas inspired on those mature vixens. Fleshlight is the latest company doing this, making the MILF Hunter - a specialized version to celebrate your local MILF.

The MILF is one of those Fleshlights that makes you to think. The orifice is a pussy with spread eagle lips - which is very attractive - and with a texture that is surprisingly tight for a "mature" lady. The texture has a wide entry point that fast becomes tighter with a series of ribs and bump, making it intense, Adding to this intensity is a pair of cervical nodes (the infamous Lotus nodes) that are usually intense after you learn how to deal with them. The sleeve has soething for everybody, no matter the size of your penis.

If you are a fan of intense textures, then Fleshlight gave another home run with the MILF. The sleeve is one of the most intense toys from Fleshlight - at the same level than the Destroya, the Primal, and the STU. The tightness and intensity of the sleeve will leave you panting with explosive sessions regardless of how you use it. As a stroker with no end cap, the sleeve is brutally aggressive, tugging your penis at all times and forcing you to take breaks to avoid cumming too early. Used on hands-free sessions with the cap fully tighten, the experience is more subtle and more similar to the fantasy of an older woman seducing you.

The Lotus nodes and the ribs give the MILF a characteristic - you will need to find a balance of lubricant. If you use too much lubricant, the ribs feel soft and you won't feel the Lotus node at all. Not enough lube, and the Lotus node will drive you crazy with pleasure too soon in your session. I loved that game, taking me two sessions to find the sweet balance for my sessions. No mater which MILF you prefer - the sex starved cougar or the experienced seducer - the MILF Hunter will give you intense orgasms.Cleaning the MILF is relatively easy. Just remember to shake the sleeve to remove excess water from the Lotus nodes.

Conclusion:
What can I say? Fleshlight made it again with the MILF Hunter, a sleeve that will teach you a few lessons...

 

Zombie Review

May 12th, 2012 (Zombie Texture)

Alright, I finally did the unthinkable: I fucked a dead body. Well, not really... I just fucked the Fleshlight Freaks: Zombie pussy. Instead of brains, this zombie wants to eat a hard cock over and over again.

If there is an ugly entrance for a masturbation sleeve is the one for the FL Zombie. It has a design of rotten meat, just like the sickest man in Earth could imagine the pussy of a degrading corpse (maybe someone at Fleshlight is a fan of rotten.com). Good thing I never pay too much attention to the orifice look because the Zombie is a boner killer.

As ugly the entrance could be, the texture is one of the finest done by ILF. The texture is a combination of known textures such as the "teeth" from the Swallow, the cervical node from the Lotus, plus a smooth wavy section similar to the Forbidden and a few nicely spaced medium ribs. The texture seems to be in the medium intensity spectrum, good for sessions up to one hour.

Avoiding to look at the rotten pussy, my little friend went inside the Zombie expecting a nice ride and met a surprise. The Zombie is a hungry sleeve and it is more intense than it looked. The ribs before the cervical node really hug the penis and the ribs are slightly harder than expected, scrapping the penis head when you enter the Corpse. If you go deep, then you are rewarded with the smooth section - a needed change of intensity for your penis head. Once deep, you receive a tight, intense massage on the shaft while getting the harder ribs and the smooth section on the top of the penis.

The Zombie feels great both as a stroker and as a hands-free toy. The mix of sensations is incredible and it is surprisingly constant through the duration of the session. Orgasms are explosive specially if you go slow and deep for a few minutes before climaxing.

As always, cleaning the FL is as simple as flushing it with running water and letting it dry on an open space.

Conclusion:
The Zombie has one of the ugliest and sickest orifice designs, but the texture is one of the best coming from ILF. A cool addition to the collection.

 

Pilot Review

March 24th, 2012 (Pilot Texture)

The Flight is the answer to all of us asking for a more stylish Fleshlight, easier to transport, and with a better looking case. Also, it is the answer to those of us asking for a full diameter Fleshlight with the size of the SIAC line. It is the answer to those requests because the new Flight is shorter than the regular Fleshlights / FL Girls, but the tunnel diameter is as wide as the regular-sized Fleshlights. Not only that, the new case was designed to resemble an airplane jet engine, with a sleek design that doesn't scream "plastic pussy" from far away. The sleeve is a cool frosted color, while the orifice is maybe the most disturbing part. Instead of replicating a vagina, anus or mouth, the Flight's orifice resembles the intake of a jet engine. Or a prolapsed asshole depending on your imagination...

All that is cool, but the texture - as always - is the most important part. The Flight Pilot's texture was nicknamed the "mini Destroya" as soon it came out due to its similarity to the Destroya texture - and it seems to be as intense as its "bigger" sister.

Having the Destroya and the Crystal texture, I realized the Pilot is a combination of these two textures as soon I saw it. Both are intense, so I expected an intense session... and the Flight did not disappoint.

Entering the Pilot is super easy : unless you are massively wide, you will be able to slide into the turbine pretty easily. Once you enter, you are received by a choking section with nubs, then a sphere of "fangs", followed by a ultra tight choke point, an array of forward-pointing fangs, some Swallow teeth and finally, a Wonder-Wave like section of ribs. With all these embellishments, the Pilot is an intense texture - one that finally a regular guy with a 5-inches long penis can experience in its totality. The texture is one thing, but the case compliments it. The new case design improves the grip you get and the size makes it easier to use as a stroker.

Now, does it feel good? If you have used the Destroya, you will experience something slightly similar with thePilot, but there are some differences. First, the Pilot is a constant diameter after the first half, so the choking points are at the beginning of the sleeve. That means also that the most stimuli is at the front of the sleeve. This gives you a choice during use - do a shallow penetration to get the maximum stimulation or go deep for some penis shaft squeezing and a complete different sensation. Anyway you choose, you will be making a good decision: the Pilot will give you a toe curling orgasm regardless. The main difference will be the length of the session.

Like all Fleshlights, the Flight can be removed from the case to be cleaned. It is an open ended sleeve, so it is easy to clean - just flush some water through it. Some occasional powdering with cornstarch will help to keep the toy in good condition.

Conclusion:
The Pilot is a good addition to any collection. It has the perfect size for traveling, it is discrete, and intense. Another hit from ILF!

 

Dragon Review

January 1st, 2012 (Dragon Texture)

Lets begin with the obvious: the Dragon has a wide canal. Unlike most FLG textures which tend to be tight, the Dragon went with a wider canal - almost as wide as the original smooth texture (3/4 inch diameter). Add a continuous spiral of nubs and a collection of soft ribs and you a recipe for a long, long, orgasm buildup.

If you are looking for something like the Destroya or the Gauntlet, look elsewhere. Just like the mythical creature, this dragon is slow but brutal. As soon as you enter the Dragon, you feel the caress of the texture, softly at first. It is inviting, so you keep pumping, allowing your penis to grow inside the texture. That's when the Dragon wakes and sends you to pleasure land. During the sessions I did for this review, I went into sustained periods of sexual excitement, something not common with Fleshlights. During those periods, I feel close to orgasm, but I stay at that level for five or ten minutes before ejaculating like a possessed. Besides the Dragon, I had only felt that before with the Twista and with the Original.

The texture allows you to control the whole experience, so it is a good texture for those who likes edging (masturbating and stopping until close to orgasm, rest for a minute or two, then continuing) or those who love long sessions (like me). If you are a fan of lowly built orgasms, the Dragon is the sleeve for you.

As with all Fleshlights, the Dragon is easy to clean. Given its wide canal and simple texture, it dries completely after a few hours, ready to give pleasure.

Conclusion:
The Dragon is one of those textures well designed for long sessions ending in great explosive orgasms.

 

Blade Review

December 27th, 2011 (Blade Texture)

The Blade is an interesting idea from ILF. Like its Fleshjack cousin the Sword, the Blade was designed to be a compact sized sleeve with enough space for the larger guys. At the same time, both sleeves introduced a new concept from ILF - the squeezable case! Since here the case adds a new variable to the system, I will review both the case AND the texture.

The Case - What I like...

I like the shape and the graphic design of the case. The flexible case has the design of a katana handle allowing for a far superior grip during use and for a Japanese art fan like me, the design and the antique bronze color look cool as hell. The pear shape of the sleeve also helps in improving the grip, since your hand is in a more natural position. In addition, the material is soft enough for you to squeeze up to feeling your penis inside the sleeve, but strong enough to avoid you choking your little friend too hard.

The Case - What I don't like

The bad news for the Blade (IMO), is when you begin to use it. The case has four small holes on the bottom and a big removable tab on the center. The removable tab is to change the suction inside the texture and although I used the sleeve with and without it, I could not feel a big difference besides being able to feel the texture a little bit better. That was not that bad... The bad part were the four little holes. Why? Simple - when you penetrate the lubed sleeve, air pushes some of the lube towards the end of the sleeve. And guess what you have in the end? The damned four small holes that serve as gates for the extra lube to exit and create a wet mess all over the hand you are using to stroke. Hands free sessions are even worse because the leaked lube wets everything in contact with the cover. The only way I was able to enjoy the sleeve without worrying about the mess was closing the holes with electric tape.

The texture

The texture of the Blade is a tested classic in the masturbation sleeve industry - a series of medium thickness ribs forming various chambers that change in diameter. This texture in a hard case would make you explode with its intensity in a few minutes, but in the flexible case it expands a little bit more, allowing your penis to last a little bit longer. Press the case, and the ribs are slightly more noticeable, taking you to the edge. Release the case, and the chambers keep you at the edge. Once you are at that level, the Blade keeps you there, guessing what combination of pressure and speed will make you orgasm and which one will help you to stay on the edge a little bit more.

Finding that sweet spot take a few uses (in my case, I needed to fix the leakage issue first), but once you find it, the Blade becomes a good sleeve. Cleaning as always is easy, but removing and replacing the sleeve in the case takes some practice due to the pear shape.

Conclusion:
The Blade is a good sleeve, allowing you to build intense orgasms - once you get used to the gimmicks of the flexible case.

 

Cyborg Review

December 26th, 2011 (Cyborg Texture)

The Cyborg is maybe the FLF (Fleshlight Freak) with the lowest reception of all. Maybe it is because it looks and performs as a low intensity sleeve very similar to the Original and the Lotus - and FL users tend to prefer high intensity textures such as the Destroya.

The Cyborg texture has an interesting orifice with pussy lips that create a nice vacuum when you go deep and caress your shaft if you go shallow on it. The interior has a short ribbed section, followed with what I call "the circuit" - a thin series of lines made to replicate the look of circuits that will lightly rub your penis head or shaft depending on how long you are or how deep you go into the sleeve. Then you find a series of soft chambers that feel as shorter sections of the Love Humps. It is definitively a low intensity sleeve, designed for longer sessions.

Personally, I liked this sleeve. Since it was designed as a low intensity sleeve, it allows you to go longer - up to an hour if you want to. Still, the sleeve has a surprise for those that like long sessions: The circuit begins to torture your shaft after a while. If you are "short" like me, that circuit strip will rub your engorged penis head driving you insane and into overdrive. Orgasms with this "bland" sleeve had been some of the longest and fulfilling I have had with a rubber pussy. Using it hands-free, changing the angle of penetration helped to delay the circuit torture, but it still hit strong whenever my penis head was swollen and ready to shoot.

Cleaning and drying is pretty easy. As with all FL models, you just need to wash with running water and let air dry. It dries pretty fast, often overnight.

Conclusion:
The Cyborg is a must have for those who like to take their time when masturbating. It is a low intensity texture, so stay away from it if you want regular and constant stimulus.

 

Drac Review

December 26th, 2011 (Drac Texture)

The Vampire (in my opinion) is the most elegant orifice of the FLF series. A regular orifice with the pussy lips resembling bat wings is simple and elegant as it can be. Then the design of the sleeve is also a minimalist design: a series of slanted wide ribs like the ones found in the Love Humps alternating with slanted rows of STU sized nubs.

Like the Love Humps, the Vampire is what I call low-intensity sleeves. It is a sleeve that keeps you in control, allowing to extend your session as much as you want. In my case, I took my time nailing this undead pussy and received good, draining orgasms. It is not as a drainer as the Succu-Dry, but it gives a cool sensation for a goth / vampire fantasy.

Cleaning and drying is pretty easy. As with all FL models, you just need to wash with running water and let air dry. It dries pretty fast, often overnight.

Conclusion:
The Vampire is a cool sleeve to have, although it does not provide unique sensations during use.

 

Frankenstein Review

November 5th, 2011 (Frankenstein Texture)



The Monster texture (a.k.a the Frankenstein) has a vaginal entrance with the stitches design characteristic of the Frankenstein monster - not an extremely visually arousing view, but I don't look at the sleeve while using it. In the interior, the texture is a busy one. A Lotus cervical node welcomes you, followed by a single row of bumps and a series of threads or ribs. Then, your penis will find a thick trilobe gate before facing the "scar".

The sleeve design guarantees that no matter how long you are, you receive plenty of stimulation. The sleeve has a little bit of everything to keep your penis busy and when your penis head finally hits the scar, the triangular design tickles the head giving a great feeling.

Surprisingly, the sleeve allows for control during use. Go slow at it, and the orgasm will build to a degree that will provoke one of those eye-turning, fist clenching, ball draining orgasms that we love to have. Going fast and hard at the Monster, will make it angry, making you come pretty fast. Treat the Monster nicely and you will be rewarded with a nut for the ages.

Cleaning and drying is pretty easy. As with all FL models, you just need to wash with running water and let air dry. It dries pretty fast, often overnight.

Conclusion:
The Monster is a good texture to add to your collection - if you don't mind looking at the Frankenstein's stapled pussy...

 

Barracuda Review

September 11th, 2011 (Barracuda Texture)

The Barracuda begins with a series of forward-looking nubs, followed by a thick ring of smooth material and then a full body of nubs facing the other direction. This design promised to be an intense texture and it did not disappoint.

My experience with this sleeve was one similar to the Bliss - intense but at the same time enjoyable. After a few days using the sleeve, you begin to feel each one of the sections, especially the smooth ring which provides a good contrast with the intensity of the nubs. Once impaled, the Barracuda excels in caressing your penis at all times: The face forward nubs greet you, then the smooth ring soothes your penis for a while until the rear looking nubs enter into.

Unlike other FL textures, the Barracuda widens as you go deeper in the sleeve, so it gives you plenty of space for your penis head to expand during the orgasm buildup. When you orgasm, it is possible to stroke during it, although I found it to be tricky at times.

You can expect to spend more time to clean this sleeve due to its complexity - semen WILL stay within the hundreds of nubs or bristles, so you must wash it thoroughly. Drying the sleeve is slow, thanks to the bristles, taking up to 48 hours in the open to dry completely.

Conclusion:
The Barracuda is one of those FL textures that you must have because of its intensity. It is a balanced sleeve where you receive high intensity that you can control.

 

Crystal Review

June 28th, 2011 (Crystal Texture)

The ICE Crystal is a fairly complex texture. You will see an abundance of sections with nubs, ribs, tight sections, and even a spherical section with nubs. It is impossible to describe, so the best way to understand is by looking at a picture. Now, all these textures promise intensity... if you are long enough.

The main issue with the Crystal is that although it feels good, if you are like me and have a shorter penis, you can see how much you are missing. Yes, you can always fuck the FL from the other side to experience the other textures, but the fact is that you don't feel the whole experience.

Besides wanting the texture to be more accessible, the other issue with the Crystal is drying this sleeve. It is a busy, narrow texture, so it takes longer to dry. Add the fact that Ice FLs are sticky as hell and you have the problem of the orifice basically closing (sticking to itself), making drying take ages. I had to solve that little annoyance cutting small sections of the shipping rod and sticking that short (1 inch) section into the entrance to keep the air flowing inside the sleeve.

Is it good? Even with the drawbacks mentioned above, the ICE Crystal is a decent sleeve to use with your partner or by yourself. It is an intense texture thanks to it tightness and the various textures inside it, but it is pleasurable. Orgasms with the Crystal are easy to control and they build up fairly gradually. It is not in my Top 5 sleeves, but it is a fun sleeve to use either hands free or as a stroker.

Conclusion:
It is a good sleeve, but not one of my favorites due to the stickiness of the material.

 

Pure Review

June 27th, 2011 (Pure Texture)

ILF discontinued the Stealth orifice from their product lineup and decided to replace it with an exclusive texture - the Pure. Looking at the Pure orifice, the word "donut" comes to mind. The orifice is a nondescript round hole - not an ass or pussy hole, just a hole of the same diameter of the canal. Once you enter the sleeve, you are greeted with three zig zag ribs which are not too pronounced, followed by a short section of ribs and the rest of the sleeve is a series of humps similar to the ones found on the Love Humps but with a smaller scale.

This combination of textures gives me what I like - a nice orgasm buildup. Having those long, pleasurablesessions that end in teeth-clenching, ball-draining, breath-gasping orgasms is my ideal masturbation experience. After using the Pure for a few times, I realized Pure would be one of my favorite sleeves to achieve my ideal.

Some toys feel good the first time, and those are the ones with extreme potential for my personal preference. My first experience with the Pure was good, but nothing to brag about. It felt good – so I knew there was potential – but it was not unique as promised. I gave it a second try and it felt better. At the third session with the Pure, its nature showed up for the first time. Its sections revealed and made me stop for a while to adjust to the new sensations. It was like doing a Wonder Wave, Twista, Super Ribbed, and Love Hump sleeves at the same time: all great and addictive sleeves. The sensations were subtle, but always present, inviting me to stay in and prolong my session as much as I could last. That was exactly what I did, building one of those orgasms that made me stay in bed for a few minutes before I dared to stand up, fearing my legs would not be able to support me.

The best surprise is that Pure keeps delivering. Every session with this sleeve is a pleasurable experience, it doesn't matter if it is a stroking or a hands-free session. A slow pace works best, allowing each one of the ridged textures to do its work, but varying the depths of the penetrations into the sleeve allows to experience a myriad of sensations – all of them greatly addictive and pleasurable. Withdraw from it and enter it slowly and you will feel your eyes rolling. Go faster and the hidden intensity of the Pure will grab you. As promised, the Pure is pleasure redefined. Cleaning and drying is pretty easy and fast, drying completely overnight.

Conclusion:
The Pure is a good sleeve to have if you are looking for a sleeve that gives you control without overpowering your senses. It could be a good first sleeve since it has a balanced intensity and the asexual entrance is a bonus for use with a partner.

 

Obsession-Bliss Review

June 26th, 2011 (Obsession-Bliss Texture)

OK, this is one of those hard things to admit, so let do it quickly: I fucked a guy and I liked it.

Well, not really. What I did fuck (and liked) was a Fleshjack - the name given by ILF to their line of toys marketed for the gay community. Like their straight counterpart, Fleshjacks have a line of toys molded after porn stars - in this case, gay porn stars - called Fleshjack Boys or FJBs. Although the FJB line has fewer models than the FLG, it is usually the case for the FJB models to have the best textures around.

The Bliss is one of those insane textures that you wish to have in a female mold. The texture is only available with the butt entrance which I don't really mind. The sleeve begins with a series of highly pronounced ribs leading to an array of down pointing fangs with a reducing canal. just watching the picture, you expect an intense ride and it delivers.

Although the Bliss seems to be extremely intense, I found it subtler than expected. In fact, it is pleasurable - one of the most pleasurable sleeves that I have. Once you enter, the ribs give a strong initial feedback - they show your penis' head who is the boss right away. They prepare you for the fang assault that follows. It is a soft attack, but it is relentless, coming from all around. Your penis is touched constantly by the fangs and the longer you are, the more these fangs are going to "sink" on you - remember that the sleeve gets narrower the deeper you penetrate.

A good thing of this sleeve is that it gives constant feedback, but allows for your control. It requires a little bit of practice, but you can vary the buildup of your orgasms depending the speed and depth of your thrusts. If you want a long, mind blowing orgasm, go slow and shallow to enjoy the fangs. If you want to have a quickie, just fuck the sleeve with middle speed long thrusts to enjoy both the entrance ribs and the fangs. Either way, your eyes are going to roll up.

If there is a weak point for this sleeve is the drying. As with all "busy" textures, the Bliss takes long to dry on the inside - up to 72 hours in the open air - so that is a factor you have to consider. The other "inconvenient" for many guys out there is the fact that this is a gay texture - you are fucking a mold of a guy's ass. Personally, it is no matter to me since I don't look at the FL while I am using it, neither have fantasies with the person the toy is molded from, either man or woman. But if you are one of the guys that like to have a mental picture of what you are fucking and you are straight, I recommend you to cut the signature and print a nice ass picture of any girl of your preference and go to town with the Bliss.

Conclusion:
The Bliss is one sleeve you should have in your collection - even if you are straight.

 

Torrid Review

June 26th, 2011 (Torrid Texture)

The Torrid texture, in my opinion, matches the model that served as its inspiration, Tori Black. It is an interesting texture, with a series of "gates" that divide the sleeve into chambers with bumps of varied intensity. When you enter, you feel the tightness of the entrance, giving soon space to a series of micro bumps followed by the first set of gates (or trilobes). These tri-lobes are soft, but they prepare you for the following set of bumps - which are slightly more stimulating, then another gate of tri-lobes. That arrangement repeats two times (if you are lucky to have a large penis) through the texture, giving a constant massage to your penis head and shaft.

If you are looking for eye turning intensity, look somewhere else. The Torrid is designed for pleasure - long sessions where you will trust in and out without wanting to ever finish. The bumps are subtle, but they keep you completely excited thanks to the constant touch of the tri-lobes and the tight entrance. Orgasms with this sleeve are more than satisfactory, building up slowly and hitting strong. Something unique (if you buy it with Tori's pussy orifice) about this sleeve is that it squirts - when you trust quickly you can feel the lube squirting out through the entrance orifice, turning the fantasy of fucking a real woman to 11.

 

Mini-Swallow (SIAC) Review

March 14th, 2011 (Mini-Swallow (SIAC) Texture)

The Swallow was originally a FleshJack texture (the ILF division dedicated to the gay community) and after much pleading from the straight forum members, ILF added it to the FLG offerings. The problem with the Swallow is that shorter guys (like me) cannot experience the full texture, specially the Ultra Tight section at the end of the texture. ILF heard and made the SIAC version, allowing us to experience the deep throat experience.

Like the Swallow, the mini Swallow is a combination of bumps at the entrance to simulate teeth, a Super Ribbed section to simulate the tongue, an array of larger bumps (simulating the back of the mouth?) followed by an Ultra Tight section to simulate the deep throat feeling. The difference between both versions is the scale of the texture, with the mini being shorter and narrower by about a 25%.

The Sukit Draft has a generic petite mouth similar to the one on the discontinued Abbey's Secret Ale - not extremely sexy, but sexier than the generic "Jabba" version of the full size Fleshlight. Knowing how intense the Super Ribbed is, I expected to be on a wild ride as soon I saw that texture.

As all SIACs, the Sukit is tight. Add the intensity expected of any sleeve with a Supper Ribbed texture and the typical tightness of the Ultra Tight and you have a non-stop ticket to the heavens. The Sukit makes itself present immediately with its tightness and as you stroke, then you feel the details of the "teeth" and of course, the ribs. Orgasm builds up pretty quick, but then the Sukit keeps you on the edge for a while before simply making you explode.

Conclusion:
Both the Sukit and the Swallow feel pretty close to a real blowjob, missing only the tongue action to achieve full realism. The Sukit's tightness and suction are great, but I still haven't found any woman that sucks that hard. With enough lube, both sleeves feel like a wet, nice blowjob given by a woman with average oral sex experience. Like all Fleshlights, you only need to flush both ends with running water.

 

Swallow Review

March 14th, 2011 (Swallow Texture)

The Swallow was originally a FleshJack texture (the ILF division dedicated to the gay community) and after much pleading from the straight forum members, ILF added it to the FLG offerings.

The Swallow is a combination of bumps at the entrance to simulate teeth, a Super Ribbed section to simulate the tongue, and an array of larger bumps (simulating the back of the mouth?) followed by an Ultra Tight section to simulate the deep throat feeling. The Swallow is currently the standard "mouth" texture for all the models on both the Fleshlight Girls and FleshJack Boys lineups, so you have a huge selection of molds to choose from.

In terms of intensity, the Swallow is slightly less intense expected, but be prepared for a trip to the heavens. The textures feel are not that impressive - but that makes it more pleasurable. Because the tight section of the texture starts past the 7 inches mark, I only reach the large bump area (the back of the mouth), but that gives the Swallow a good balance of intensity and pleasure. Orgasms in the Swallow build gradually, but they are powerful.

The Swallow gives a decent simulation of oral sex - it is not perfect, but with the right lube, it feels like a wet, nice blowjob given by a woman with average oral sex experience. Like all Fleshlights, you only need to flush both extremes with running water.

Conclusion:
The Swallow is not a bad sleeve - it is a pleasurable sleeve that develops intense orgasms, but the need of a long penis to enjoy the full effect make it to loose points on my book.

 

Super Ribbed Review

February 26th, 2011 (Super Ribbed Texture)

Loved by some, hated by others, the Super Ribbed texture is one of the classic Fleshlight textures that are still around. A simple arrangement of pronounced ribs distributed evenly through the canal is maybe one of the most common textures found in sex toys of all materials and makers.

As soon you place a finger into the Super Ribbed (SR), you realize it is an intense texture. The ribs are noticeable to the finger - so your penis will feel twice the sensations. The entrance is available in any of the generic orifices. The SR is intense - extremely intense. It is a texture that will give you immediate feedback and when you use it, your penis feels every stroke all over its surface. The shaft and head receive plenty of attention sending wave after wave of sensations. Those sensations take you to the inevitable: a toe curling, teeth grinding orgasm that often surprises you because of its quickness.

Based on a 1/2 inch diameter canal, this texture is not too tight. If you have a penis about 3 - 5 inches of girth you should feel it right, if wider, it can be slightly tight. Because of the ribs, the realism of the SR will depend on what lubricant you are using and the quantity you are using for the session. Using a thicker lube, the SR feels more real, specially if you use plenty at the start of the session. Use a thinner lube (or not enough), and get ready for an intense scrapping of your penis - a sensation many users had compared to rubbing your penis with a cheese grater. Of course, the lube will also define if your session will be a quickie or a marathon of pleasure - so lube freely.

Like all Fleshlights, you only need to flush the SR with running water, but the texture can take its time to dry completely.

Conclusion:
An intense classic texture, the SR is a good sleeve for those who are not afraid of intensity. It is a temperamental texture - can give you great pleasure if you find the balance between lube and speed, or it can simply make your penis feel like shredded carrot. It all depends on how you like to have it.

 

Destroya Review

February 22nd, 2011 (Destroya Texture)

With a name like Destroya, you cannot simply ignore this sleeve. The texture is an insane arrangement of fangs, bands, nubs to simulate teeth, down pointing fangs, STU style nubs, and a reducing diameter spiraled chamber at the end - all that spaced in a way that you can enjoy a myriad of sensations even if your penis is just 3 inches long. The Destroya promises to honor its name.

Forget about learning curves here - you will feel the texture as soon you enter this sleeve - but be prepared to a gradual, incremental build up. The sensations produced by the fangs and the "teeth" nubs are always present (with 5 inches, I do not reach the final chamber), but they allow you to enjoy the ride no matter the speed you like to stroke or hump. When orgasms arrive with this sleeve, it is almost impossible to move thanks to the down-pointing fangs "biting" you. Extremely intense orgasms and constant stimulation made this sleeve a favorite since its launch.

The Destroya feels tight thanks to its busy interior - those fangs and the bands do the trick perfectly. If you are expecting realism here, your only option is to seal the case and lube the toy as if there is no tomorrow so you can mute the intensity. Still, the Destroya will feel unreal... but so good!

This sleeve is versatile as any I had seen and provides a wide variety of sensations just by changing your stroking / humping speed. Do you want a quickie session? Use the Destroya as a stroker without the end cap so your eyes roll like a slot machine. Prefer longer, pleasurable sessions? Use the Destroya in a hands free session with the end cap tightly closed.

Like all Fleshlights, you only need to flush the Destroya with running water. Be warned that you should use a stronger water flow to clean the texture due to the fangs and other internal structures. Because of the same busy interior, expect the Destroya to take some time to dry completely.

Conclusion:
One of the forum favorites, the Destroya is one must haves in your toy collection. In my opinion, the time it requires to dry lowers its general score, but if you have no issue with it, you should get this texture ASAP.

 

The Fang Review

February 5th, 2011 (The Fang Texture)

I had never been a fan of vampires, but I have to be honest here: If I ever cross paths with a vampire that looks as hot as Kate Beckinsale's Selene does in Underworld, I want to be bitten.

Apparently other folks are more vampire fans, because as soon I began collecting masturbation sleeves in late 2009 one got my attention thanks to the constant mention in blogs, reviews and of course, the user forums: Fleshlight's Succu-Dry SIAC. A SIAC with an orifice made to look like a fanged mouth, it was offered as a Halloween fantasy item - and it became such a favorite that it has stayed in the SIAC roster since then.

Even without opening this SIAC, the label get your attention. Designed by Hydro74, a known designer whose portfolio includes works for Nike, Lucas Arts merchandise, and others, the Succu-Dry label uses the standard gothic colors (black, white, gray, and red) and motifs to surround the face of a female vampire with a drip of blood from her mouth. Once you open the SIAC container, you see one of the iconic looks of this sleeve: the mouth with teeth - and fangs. Unlike the other mouth orifices from ILF, the Succu not only has fangs, but it shows a full set of frontal teeth. if you have other SIACs, you also notice that the color of the sleeve is paler than the regular SIAC.

The pale color and the teeth are the most noticeable visual elements on the exterior, but there is more inside. In most Fleshlights and SIACs you can see through the sleeve - not with the Succu. The Fang texture used in the Succu is full of little pointy nubs that intersect each other. The interior is so packed with these nubs that you cannot see light at the other end of the sleeve when you see through the orifice. The fantasy of oral sex from a vampire plus a texture that looks intimidating promised either an incredible ride or a painful experience... which one was it?

The Succu is one of those sleeves that if you learn how to use it properly, it will send you to seventh heaven and keep you there for the duration of the session. The small fangs that fill the canal are soft and malleable, feeling like if someone is licking the head and shaft. It is more a tickling sensation than a "bite", but go slow for a while and you will feel those fangs tingling all over your penis' shaft and head. You will want that sensation to last forever, but unfortunately, it will stop eventually. When you get closer to orgasm, the fangs really show up, biting softly on your penis head as it swells previous to ejaculation. Orgasms with the Succu deliver what they promise - long, intense orgasms that let you dry.

Again, lets simplify: It's a SIAC, it's tight. It doesn't feel as tight as expected (the fangs are extremely flexible), but it is still tight enough for you to feel the texture and send your head spinning. In terms of realism, I haven't had oral sex with a vampire, but the Succu bites softly - and I love when a woman does that on my penis. In addition, the teeth at the entrance provide a slight scraping that resembles the same in real life.

Like Fleshlights, SIACs only need to be flushed with water. Be warned that you should use a stronger water flow to clean the Succu due to the fangs closeness.

Conclusion:
There is a reason the Succu Dry had remained in the SIAC catalog although it was a novelty / fantasy item for Halloween: It is good. The unique looks plus great sensations using this sleeve made it an instant favorite in the Fleshlight community. If you want an intense orgasm build, add this sleeve to your collection ASAP. BTW, it is also available as "Count Cockula" from the Fleshjack website.

 

Mini-Speed Bump (SIAC) Review

January 29th, 2011 (Mini-Speed Bump (SIAC) Texture)

The Abbey's Secret Ale was another of the SIAC v2.0 set sold by ILF during 2009. This SIAC had a mouth orifice and the texture was a scaled down Speed Bump texture. Unfortunately, this SIAC was retired from the market back in April 2010, but it could be resurrected by ILF in the future.

As with all SIACs, the first thing that caught your attention was the can form and the label. In this case, Abbey's label was the most stylish (next to the Succu-Dry). When I removed the top cap for the first time, I was impressed on how realistic and inviting the small mouth looked compared to the generic "Jabba the Hut" full size mouth orifice. The first impression when inserting a finger inside was "This thing is tight". And tight it was...

The mini speed bump was one of those "hit or miss" textures; sometimes it felt great, at others it was kind of "so-so". Like the mini Vortex, Abbey didn't do it for me the first few times I used it. Originally, it took me like 5 uses to finally decipher this SIAC. Once I went slowly with it, Abbey's intensity showed up. The bumps made themselves present pressing around my dick with every stroke. Because it was a SIAC, the Abbey was tight and when the texture worked, orgasms were brutal.

It is a shame that ILF discontinued this SIAC model. It is still one of my favorite toys when I want an intense session that forces me to take it easy to last for more than 10 minutes. The closest thing ILF has to the mini Speed Bump is the mini STU available as Grape Jack Soda from their Fleshjack line.

 

Super Tight Review

January 15th, 2011 (Super Tight Texture)

Let's be clear about this one: I have two of these sleeves. I first bought the ICE Stealth and got to love the texture. Since ILF discontinued the Ice Series (now its just the ICE Crystal), I decided to buy a pink ST in December to use the ICE with the girlfriend. The pink one has a mouth orifice (the regular, Jabba the Hut mouth), but it feels great anyway.

Now, the Super Tight texture is basically a tighter Original - a smooth texture with half the diameter of the Original. That helps to place a little bit more material around your cock and snug the bastard a little bit better than the Original.

Like the Original, the Super Tight (ST from now on), gives a warm feedback on your cock when you penetrate it. The sleeve is not intense, it is pleasurable. It welcomes you and caress your cock constantly, allowing you to build up a good and satisfactory orgasm. Great for a long ride.

Being based on a 1/2 inch diameter canal, the ST is just right for most girths. It grabs your penis nice enough to make you feel the material while keeping comfortable. Varying the end cap tightness did not change the sensations a lot, but they were enough to make the sessions fun.

Like the Original and the WW, the ST feels surprisingly real - much more than expected. It felt closer to a real pussy when I used it with the tightened end cap during hands free sessions. As most Fleshlights, just place it under the faucet and flush between 30 and 60 seconds on both ends with running water. Not too difficult to clean.

Conclusion:
The Super Tight is one of those sleeves that can be boring if you are looking for intense, fast orgasms. It really does a great job as a "fluffler" if you are masturbating using different toys or if you are playing around with your partner. The great thing about smooth textures is that when your penis is touched by something else, you feel that touch 20 times better than before.

 

Wonder Wave Review

January 8th, 2011 (Wonder Wave Texture)

The Wonder Wave texture is one of the classic Fleshlight textures - it was the first revision of the Original - and it is still one of the favorites of the user forum. After reading review after review of satisfied users, I pulled the trigger and bought it. The texture is simple: a smooth texture in a canal 1/2 inch in diameter with equally spaced ribs (about 1 inch apart). At first impression, the Wonder Wave (WW) seems to be a gentle texture focused on keeping your cock interested but not too much intense.

The WW gives immediate feedback with its smoothness engulfing your cock, then as you penetrate the sleeve, the ridges or ribs make their presence shown. This texture is as soft or intense as you want it to be. Go slowly, and it builds up orgasms that will begin in your toes. Go faster and the orgasm will hit you like a ton of bricks, hard and unexpected. The texture by itself is not intense, but the orgasms it produces can be the most satisfactory you can have with an artificial pussy.

Being based on a 1/2 inch diameter canal, the WW is just right for most girths. It grabs your penis nicely enough to make you feel the variation in texture while keeping comfortable. I found that with the end cap fully tightened, the WW feels smoother on the shaft and sensations are stronger on the penis' head. Loosening the end cap produces the sensations to be even all over the penis.

The WW feels surprisingly real - much more than expected. It felt closer to a real pussy when I used it with the tightened end cap during hands free sessions. As most Fleshlights, just place it under the faucet and flush between 30 and 60 seconds on both ends with running water. Not too difficult to clean.

Conclusion:
The Wonder Wave has stayed as a classic Fleshlight texture for a single reason: it is great! It is one of those textures you underestimate until you use it a few times. Highly recommended.

 

Nipple Alley Review

December 26th, 2010 (Nipple Alley Texture)

When you look at the Nipple Alley, you think of a delicate massage with a happy ending. This texture has a series of pillows resembling miniature breasts with their corresponding nipples. First impressions with this sleeve were on the "It's going to be a soft and easy ride" Boy, was I mistaken...

Nipple Alley (Nipple from now on), is more intense than it looks originally. Its tight entrance and a texture that is present early on the sleeve gives immediate feedback. It feels tighter than expected, and the little breasts rub your penis at all moments. The feedback is similar to the STU's, but because the pillows are rounder and slightly smaller, the sensation is softer and more enjoyable. It is one of those textures that allows full control of the session, giving you the option of hitting it at full speed or going slowly at it. The nipples on top of each rounded pillow don't make their presence felt until you are getting close to the orgasm - then they "bite" on your penis, lightly scrapping it making you twist and shout during orgasm. I could continue fucking the Nipple during orgasm - something that drove me into overdrive a few times and made me having seconds.

The Nipple feels tighter than expected, tugging your penis with the right pressure. As with many FLs, the Nipple texture feels sharper as you release pressure by releasing or removing the end cap. With the end cap completely removed, I could feel the whole texture with those nipples massaging my entire penis. It feels as good and intense with the end cap completely tightened - this time with the rounded pillows doing the job of driving me crazy with the tightness. Perfect tightness anyway I tried it.

The texture is not designed to replicate any real type of intercourse, but with the end cap completely tightened, it felt close to nice, fat pussy. Maybe it was how horny I was during that session, but it felt like that...

As most Fleshlights, just place it under the faucet and flush between 30 and 60 seconds on both ends with running water. Not too difficult to clean.

Conclusion:
What can I say? The Nipple is one of those "gimmicky" textures from ILF that delivers more than promised. It is one of those "must haves" for any guy wanting to get good, panting orgasms.

 

Mini-Forbidden (SIAC) Review

December 18th, 2010 (Mini-Forbidden (SIAC) Texture)

My first impression when I received my O'Doyles Stout SIAC was "I can't fuck this thing! The hole is too small!" I knew that inside, I would encounter a mini ribbed entrance followed by a smooth, wavy canal joined with the almost vacuum suction of the SIACs. I expected great sessions with this petite ass.

Like its full version, the mini Forbidden gives you immediate feedback upon penetration thanks to the micro ribs, which feel sharper in the mini. Because the wavy canal is way tigher than in the full size Forbidden, you really feel the waves when you are pumping into the SIAC. The material hugs your penis at all times, giving you pleasure in every movement. Add the vacuum typical of the SIACs, and you have a ball drainer toy. Give or take, after 30 minutes I was filling the little asshole with fresh cream after explosive orgasms at the end of each of the evaluation sessions.

Again, if you want it tight, the SIACs give you tight. The O'Doyle grips your cock and milk it - even with the end cap completely removed. Place the end cap and you have almost the perfect cock vacuum. I say "almost" because surprisingly, the O'Doyle allows for movement when the end cap is fully tightened, so it's possible to enjoy maximum vacuum. Just be sure to keep your cock inside, since you will need to lessen the cap to be able to get back in.

Remember that SIACs tend to be slightly difficult to deal with hands free. They sometimes cave in, exposing the hard plastic rim which can be dangerous to your genitalia. With the O'Doyle I didn't have that problem. I hit this little ass with everything I got and it held valiantly. Both hand stroking and hands free sessions were great, with the hands free sessions being more intense (and shorter).

My only complain with the O'Doyle is that this fucker kept kicking me out. During each session, I constantly felt the sleeve pushing my dick out, popping it out often while I was deep fucking it. Just like a girl that is complaining about how anal sex hurts, the O'Doyle kept pushing me back, forcing me to change position regularly and re-lubing my cock regularly for easier reentry. Great for an anal rape fantasy, but annoying.

As most Fleshlights, just place it under the faucet and flush between 30 and 60 seconds on both ends with running water. Not too difficult to clean.

Conclusion:
The O'Doyle is a must have toy for any man looking for a ball draining experience. If you have regular fantasies with petites, or having anal sex with young, inexperienced barely legal girls (or boys), then this is your toy. It is tight, stimulating, and really intense hands free experience. As with any SIAC, the toy is recommended only if your penis is less than 6 inches long and/or your girth is less than 5.5 inches.

 

Original Review

December 15th, 2010 (Original Texture)

This is the toy that started everything for ILF - a rubber pussy with a smooth tunnel of 0.75 inches of diameter (1.88 cms). It is loved by many, hated by others. Personally, I had low expectations for this Fleshlight since it is the widest canal from Fleshlight and it doesn't have any texture to keep my little friend happy. I expected "so-so" sessions with it - and I have to admit I underestimated the power of the Original.

The Original is smooth and wide, but it gives you immediate feedback when using it. Instead of intensity a-la STU, you receive a silky texture that engulfs your penis. It is like a delicate, but ever present caress. With the Original, I was able to extend my session as I wanted, ending in an explosive orgasm that built slowly for 60 or even 90 minutes. I cannot say the orgasms made me scream, but they left me panting and gasping for air - something I never expected from the Original texture.

IMO, the Original feels close to fucking a mature woman's pussy around 40 - she is there, but not too rough on you - and the sensations are close enough to the real thing (even better according to some).

As most Fleshlights, just place it under the faucet and flush between 30 and 60 seconds on both ends with running water. Not too difficult to clean.

Conclusion:
I could recommend the Original Lady to any one with a girth starting on the 5 inches and that wants to receive soft stimulation during a session. Also, the Original could be considered as a good "palate cleanser" after using too many intense masturbatory toys.

 

Bump N Grind Review

December 11th, 2010 (Bump N Grind Texture)

When you look at the Bump 'N' Grind (BnG from now on), the texture by itself doesn't look impressive. The BnG is another composite texture made from known features: An entrance made of three rows of bumps (from the Swallow texture) separated by thin bands followed by a section of the Vortex texture. This pattern repeats on a second, smaller chamber and culminates with a circular bumps pattern at the exit. Looking at the cross section from the BnG, you can see that with a 5 incher, I was lucky to reach only the second section of bumps, which is not that bad. Looking at this texture, my first impression of the BnG was that it would be a good texture for mid duration sessions (about 30 - 45 minutes) and that feelings would be similar to the Vortex.

When penetrating the BnG, its feedback is immediate - the bumps and bands make their presence known, caressing first the head, then the shaft of the penis. Then you hit the familiar Vortex and with that the surprises it normally brings. If you recall, the Vortex is a texture with a long break-in period and whose feedback will vary based on how tight the FL end cap is. With the BnG, those characteristics are there added to the constant feedback from the bumps giving a variety of feeling if you change the suction levels through the session as I did. The intensity of feelings varies from one feature to the other based on suction resulting in pleasure during use and good, toe curling orgasms.

The BnG tightness is FL average, but the bumps and bands at the entrance make it feel tighter than expected. Once inside, the textures make them felt at all times with an acceptable tightness. The texture is not designed to be realistic and it shows during use. It keeps you hard, but if I have to compare the sensations to a real life sex act, I'll say it resembled an amateurish blow job - not great, but good enough to keep you interested and make you cum good.

I enjoyed using the BnG. No stickiness issues and no annoying noises. During use, if you use the case with full suction, the bumps are going to be most prominent. With no suction, the bumps are still there, but the Vortex section becomes the protagonist. Be sure to vary the suction level through the session to experiment a myriad of sensations on your penis. In my humble opinion, the BnG is one of the textures that allows the most fun during a session, giving full control over its duration.

As most Fleshlights, just place it under the faucet and flush between 30 and 60 seconds on both ends with running water. Not too difficult to clean.

Conclusion:
The BnG is an unassuming texture - it doesn't promise much, but used correctly can rock the world of its user. Personally, I would recommend this sleeve to anyone wanting to have a good time with the fantasy of fucking an African American (or a Latina). It is a fun toy to use and one of those toys perfect for a fantasy orgy.

 

Mini-Vortex (SIAC) Review

November 27th, 2010 (Mini-Vortex (SIAC) Texture)

As I mentioned in the Vortex review, I almost discarded this Sex In A Can (SIAC) because I didn't like how it felt. The issue was the Vortex texture: It has a longer break-in period than any other texture, so the first 5 to 12 sessions won't feel as good as they should. After the number of sessions, I began to feel the texture and I'm glad I kept this SIAC... especially since ILF discontinued its production in April of 2010.

As with its bigger "sister", the mini Vortex was intense, but not overwhelmingly. Just like the full size version, it provided immediate feedback once you had broken the texture, but here the innate tightness of the SIACs made the texture much more present - even when removing the endcap completely.

Pleasure would hit you hard after a few minutes of use and kept you on the edge for minutes before you had no other option that surrender to a toe-curling orgasm. Just take the orgasms with the Vortex and multiply the intensity by three...

As all SIACs, the Spread Eagle was tight. Unlike the Lotus Lager, the mini vortex didn't require to be fully erected to use it. Once you were 3/4 erect you could penetrate the Eagle and after a few short strokes you would be steel hard. One thing I found during use was that using the top cap on the cap on the bottom gives a suction perfect for stroking and fucking unlike the shorter end cap that creates a vacuum effect when fully tightened.

Using the mini Vortex is like penetrating a young, inexperienced woman in her early 20's. Everything I wrote about the Vortex in this category applies to its mini version with the exception of the suction. To feel like vaginal sex, you need to remove the end cap completely. To replicate oral sex, I had to use the larger cap with only 1/4 tightened in. Any more tightening, and the SIAC risks becoming a vise on the penis.

As most Fleshlights, just place it under the faucet and flush between 30 and 60 seconds on both ends with running water. Not too difficult to clean.

Conclusion:
From almost trashed to one of the best sleeves. It is a shame that ILF decided to stop doing this SIAC, but I believe this is not the last time it is going to be offered. Hopefully ILF make it available in the future as a special edition or as part of a combo texture

 

Vortex Review

November 21st, 2010 (Vortex Texture)

When you begin to use male sex toys, one of the best places to get information about them is the vendors' public forum where users share their personal experiences with their toys.

Why I mention this in this entry? Because if it wasn't for the Fleshlight user forum I would never bought the Vortex FL. My first Fleshlight purchase included the now discontinued mini-Vortex and honestly, I hated that texture at the time. Reading the forum let me know that the Vortex texture had a long "break-in" period (meaning I had to use the fucker more to begin to enjoy it). After the 12th use, I really began to enjoy the mini-Vortex, prompting me to finally get the full sized version. Was it a good buy? Lets see...

The Vortex is a combo texture where you have more than one thing stimulating your penis. You have both the spiraled sections and the varying diameter canal to squeeze your penis during use. When I looked at it for the first time, it promised an intense experience and with the rating of 4 out of 5 from ILF, I was expecting a different and unique orgasm.

I would say that the Vortex is intense, but not overwhelmingly. Before "breaking" the texture, the most noticeable thing is the squeeze given by the changes in diameter on the tunnel. Once you get used to the texture, you will feel both the variation and the ridges. Both things are great, but the real intensity of this texture is how it keeps you on the edge. During the evaluation sessions, the Vortex kept me in a state of "almost there" for periods between 10 and 15 minutes, sometimes taking my breath away before a toe clenching orgasm.

Unlike other toys, the Vortex is a perfect texture to penetrate at half-mast. It is tight enough to allow growth but never grips the penis in a way that you feel you are into a vacuum cleaner. If you are looking for constant pressure, this is not a sleeve for you, since the chambers vary in diameter, tightening only in some sections.

IMO, the Vortex is the most realistic texture from ILF. Depending on the tightness of the end cap and the lube you use, it feels close to either a blow job or as vaginal sex. Lubed and with the end cap fully tightened, it felt very close to vaginal sex - the spirals are less pronounced and the canal variation felt like a vagina contracting on my penis. With the end cap lose 3/4 of the way, the spirals come to life and intensity ramps up, feeling as teeth softly biting. Add a little bit of extra lube at that point and you have a good replica of a blow job.

That variety of sensations is one of the things I learned to love about the Vortex. If you want longer sessions, add a thicker lube (or "over lube") and tighten the end cap all the way. You want intensity, use a thinner lube and use the sleeve without the end cap and you'll be trashing your bed or chair after a few minutes. What else can you ask from an artificial vagina?

The only complain I have about the Vortex is the long "break-in" period. As I wrote on the introduction, I hated the mini-Vortex because it didn't feel right the first time I used it - what happened to me with the mini-Vortex had happened to a lot of Fleshlight users with the Vortex. You use it once and you feel frustrated by it - it makes you cum, but there is something missing. You find that "something missing" after a few more uses (twelve uses on my case) and then you realize how good the texture is. The "break" period is different for everyone, but it is at least 5 uses based on the FL forum comments. If the sleeve had a lower "break-in" curve, it would be perfect.

As most Fleshlights, just place it under the faucet and flush between 1 and 2 minutes on both ends with running water. Not too difficult to clean.

Conclusion:
If you are considering a "classic" Fleshlight for either yourself or as a gift, the Vortex is a great choice. It is a pleasurable sleeve, versatile, and as said before, maybe the most realistic feeling texture I had reviewed from the ones available from Fleshlight. Just be aware of the "break-in" period / learning curve this texture has because the first few uses are frustrating.

 

Maze Review

November 12th, 2010 (Maze Texture)

The Maze is a really strange texture. Instead of the usual ridges and ribs, it has a series of alternate square nods spaced evenly every inch. The first impression was "How this thing feels?" Squares on my dick? Lets go to the review and rate this unique texture.

Unlike other textures, the Maze provides immediate feedback on penetration - and never allows you to forget it. The feeling is a constant pressure in alternate areas of your penis, not too much, but enough to remind you that you are fucking a squared nod. I felt that pressure throughout the duration of my sessions, gripping my little friend, squeezing it all the time. The funny thing is that the sensation is kind of gentle - given that enough lube is used and that you don't go crazy on the stroking speed. End cap suction gave different sensations, the tighter the end cap, the more you feel the squeeze but the nods don't feel as pointy / squared as expected. With a looser end cap, the edges of the nods come to life, giving more stimulation to the penis. Orgasm build up is sudden - I was surprised by them twice during my sessions. Although sudden, orgasms were long and subtle. Imagine fucking a woman and suddenly "Oh shit... I'm cumming!" I expect subtle orgasms with sleeves giving me more control - not with a sleeve that surprises me.

Obviously, the Maze is not a realistic feeling toy. The boxy texture felt sharper during the stroking sessions, while they were way subtler on the hands free ones (mostly due to end cap tightening). Turning the FL 90 degrees around your dick allows to stimulate its sides, making the session feel different. Unfortunately, the Maze can become boring at times due to the focal pressure on the penis - it is only stimulated where the squares are touching your penis. Unlike other nod based textures where there are nods surrounding the penis, the Maze only works two sides of the penis at once, creating bland and boring sensations when you are masturbating for more than 15 minutes.

As most Fleshlights, the Maze is easy to clean - just place it under running water and allow water to clean the interior canal. It is important to notice that the side walls of this FLG are thinner than other FLs, so the user must be careful with the water pressure to avoid punctures to the sleeve.

 

Lotus Garden Review

November 6th, 2010 (Lotus Garden Texture)

The Lotus Garden has one of the most intriguing textures done by ILF. After its debut in the Lotus, the inverted cervical node became the favorite part of the texture because it was the most intense section, giving a "popping" feeling in every stroke. So, ILF decided to make a whole texture full of these inverted nodes. What to expect? Maybe too much intensity, maybe a boring sensation, but a lot of popping for sure.

In fact, this is a difficult sleeve to rate. At initial penetration, the Lotus Garden doesn't give too much feedback. I felt the pop of the cervical nodes as I passed them, but it is not the initial extreme feedback like the ones you feel with the STU or the Destroya. I felt the material rings squeezing my penis, but that sensation modified depending on how I penetrated the sleeve: how deep, fast, and how hard would provide a completely different sensation.

The end cap suction played a big influence on intensity - the tighter the end cap, the tighter I felt the nodes pressure around my penis, the looser the end cap, the more overall material I felt around my penis. Any way, the orgasm was intense enough to make me stay inside it a couple of minutes after cumming hard.

The Garden is tight thanks to the accumulation of material inside the sleeve. When I used it, it felt like I was fucking a mature woman that had been without sex for a while. Something important: Like the Mini Lotus and the Lotus Lager, you need to be fully erect to use this sleeve. Half mast would not allow you to pass the cervical nodes. Once inside it helps to keep you erect, but I experienced a frustrating limping effect when trying to fuck this sleeve without a full erection.

The Garden is not designed to simulate real sex of any kind. But after the third session, when I used it with the end cap almost completely off, I felt I was fucking a mature woman that had been without sex for years. The tightness and the sensation of the material gave that feeling - a sensation that is unique on this sleeve (as far as the RPP testing). That great feeling made me cum hard on the last three sessions, making my mind to have fantasies of some of the MILFs living on my apartment building.

The Garden feels more "natural" when using it hands free. While using it lying on my back, the popping of the cervical nodes was too strong on my penis head sometimes even hurting it a little bit (I'm uncut). Hands free sessions were a lot more pleasurable and even fun to use.

Conclusion:
As most Fleshlights, the Garden is easy to clean - just place it under running water and allow water to clean the interior canal. But being a whole texture made of inverted nodes, it is A NIGHTMARE to dry. Plan on leaving this sleeve for at least 48 hours on open air - and that is after squeezing and shaking the sleeve to remove excess water.

 

Forbidden Review

October 30th, 2010 (Forbidden Texture)

The Forbidden texture from ILF promises to give the pleasure of anal sex without the need to plea with your wife or girlfriend. The texture is a combination of a micro-ribbed entrance, followed by a smooth wavy canal. At first glance, it looks like a texture good for long sessions with a lot of intensity at the entrance thanks for the ribs. It doesn't seem intense or tight, so I didn't expect spectacular sessions.

Because it is essentially a smooth texture, the Forbidden is one of those textures that will not give you immediate feedback, but will allow you to build your orgasm gradually. It feels good, and take you close to orgasm after a few minutes, but it keeps you there - until you decide to finish your session.

Personally, I found the Forbidden a good sleeve, and at times it felt like I was butt fucking a former girlfriend... but at the same time, I am not a big fan of anal sex. Other users who are big fans of anal sex had criticized the Forbidden of not feeling right... You will have to decide that one on your own.

As most Fleshlights, the Forbidden is easy to clean - just place it under running water and allow water to clean the interior canal. It dried completely in about 4 hours using the hanger method.

Conclusion:
Considering all factors, if you like smooth textures and long sessions, the Forbidden is a must have toy. The gradual intensity sensations are my personal favorites and the control this sleeve provides are something every man should experience.

 

Ultra Tight Review

October 20th, 2010 (Ultra Tight Texture)

The Ultra Thight texture was the tighest texture available from Fleshlight, with only 0.25 inches of diameter (about 0.63 cm). I originally bought this texture with the generic Butt entrance and I liked it so much, I bought another with a vaginal orifice.

This Fleshlight was sold for those who liked tight spaces and it delivered. With the Butt orifice, it felt as the closest to have anal sex with a virgin. The idea was simple: tightest canal with tightest entrance equal to a cum-draining experience. At first sight, you look at the smooth canal that is thinner than a regular pencil and you think "How am I going to fit inside this? It's too thin!" Well, I fit and enjoyed this texture.

Because the Ultra Thight was a smooth texture, the feedback was given by the tightness of the tunnel. It allowed you to build your orgasm - and I'm talking about REAL explosive orgasms. With this sleeve, I came buckets after sessions that averaged 40 minutes in duration. The feeling was progressive: first you feel the tightness, then you feel the material stretching around your penis, then the warm material inviting to stay inside it, fucking it slowly until you feel the cum pressure building up until that last stroke when you climax.

Conclusion:
As all Fleshlight, the Ultra Thight was pretty easy to clean - just open a faucet with cold or warm water and allow the running water to flush the interior. Surprisingly, it dried pretty fast considering how small was the diameter of the tunnel.

 

STU Review

October 13th, 2010 (STU Texture)

The Stamina Training Unit, a.k.a the STU, is one of the most loved and hated Fleshlights models around. The idea behind this sleeve is that it is so intense, that if you achieve to last 10 minutes using it, you should last about 20 minutes with a partner. When you look at the texture, it is a series of close "pillows" that surrounds your penis at all times and a slightly narrower canal. At first sight it doesn't look as impressive or as that intense - an initial impression that the sleeve soon proves to be a wrong one.

The STU texture makes itself present since initial penetration and remains present through the whole session, making you huff and puff the whole time. The sensations are uniform along the penis, but the closer you are to orgasm, the tighter the sleeve feels making you to do one of two things: You speed up the pumping / humping to orgasm hard or you slow down to prolong the pleasure.

The orgasm option is easy, the control part is extremely difficult. After just 5 to 10 minutes of use, I had to use all the tricks I know to avoid ejaculating - breathing exercises, stopping humping / pumping the FL, thinking in other things, or even adding lots of lube to lessen the sensations and extend the session. When finally I couldn't hold it anymore, the orgasms with this sleeve were intense and satisfying, leaving me spent and waiting for the next session. This sleeve doesn't want to simulate any sexual experience. Its job is to provide your penis with constant stimulation - and it works as a charm.

Many people hate the STU because they don't feel it as intense as promised. My answer to the complaints is simple: use a thinner lube and go SLOW!

The STU is a very versatile toy, but that depends on what you want. If you want to cum quickly, then using the STU as a stroker works as a charm. Pump this sleeve for 5 to 10 minutes at moderate speed and you will be rewarded with an intense orgasm.

On the other hand, if you are looking to last longer in bed, the STU helps to practice edging and control techniques - be warned that those techniques are easier to do when having hands free sessions. If you are like me, wanting to have long and intense sessions, the STU is kind of problematic. It is so intense that 15 minutes into hands free sessions I felt the desire to cum, requiring me to use a few tricks to avoid finishing before the desired 25 minutes. That variety of uses makes the STU one of the best sleeves from the Fleshlight roster.

As all Fleshlight, the STU is pretty easy to clean - just open a faucet with cold or warm water and allow the running water to flush the interior. It dries relatively fast after leaving it overnight on the open air.

Conclusion:
All aspects considered, the STU is a good beginner's sleeve for users with Death Grip Syndrome (DGS), those looking for quick sessions, and those looking to practice techniques to delay ejaculation.

 

Bulletproof Review

October 8th, 2010 (Bulletproof Texture)

When introduced , Love Humps was the signature texture for Teagan Presley's - one of the most attractive vaginal orifices from ILF. The texture on the other side, seems to be a "bland" one - a texture that is smooth with a series of large "pillows" that provide the stimulation. Of course, a simple texture like this promises long sessions and not too much intensity.

The Love Humps seems to be a low intensity texture and it is - for a while. Upon initial penetration, this sleeve feels good on the penis with the right amount of intensity: not too intimidating and not too boring. As I continued the sessions, the intensity kept increasing. My penis felt welcomed there and the conflicts began: I wanted to cum inside this sleeve but at the same time I didn't want the session to end. The feeling was extremely good and I felt how the pleasure kept increasing minute by minute. The desire to cum got me rocking and stroking this sleeve in automatic - I didn't even notice the speed I was using at times. When the orgasm arrived it was strong and long at the same time. Orgasms with this sleeve felt like I was drained of sperm while still desiring more.

This sleeve is not a tight sleeve. It feels in the mid level - wide enough to snug your penis, but not too tight to choke it. Removing the FL end cap basically allowed to sharpen the feel of the pillows. Tightening the end cap provided a different feeling, kind of a hand job.

As all Fleshlight, the Love Humps is pretty easy to clean - just open a faucet with cold or warm water and allow the running water to flush the interior. It dries relatively fast when leaving it on open air.

Conclusion:
All aspects considered, the Love Humps is a great sleeve for sessions longer than 45 minutes and specially great for hands free sessions.

 

Gauntlet Review

September 26th, 2010 (Gauntlet Texture)

The Gauntlet was one of the first multi-textured Fleshlights: a toy with different textures along the canal. At introduction, it had what you could called a greatest hits of textures inside the sleeve.

The Gauntlet combines the micro ribs found on the Forbidden, the "teeth" from the Swallow, the inverted node of the Lotus, the Fangs from the Succu-Dry, and last but not least, the pillows from the STU. All these textures are considered pretty much intense, and the idea of combining them in a single sleeve was to provide the most intense FLG at the moment. Unfortunately, it fails to provide that level of intensity - unless your penis is longer than 7 inches.

With a 5 inch long penis, I reach part of the Fang texture, a texture that is extremely pleasurable, but is intense only when close to orgasm. Even with that drawback, the Gauntlet gives a good ride. The "teeth" and the slight resistance of the inverted node provide immediate feedback and it continues increasing until you are surprised by fangs. The Fang texture feels soft at first, but stroking or thrusting slowly they really feel sharp, "biting" your penis (in my case, the head of my penis received those bites).

Orgasms were the most vocal I had since starting the RPP, making me grunt loudly when using it hands free. It is intense, but something tells me that I would have felt more intense orgasms if the texture allowed me to enjoy all the sensations offered by it. The Gauntlet is tight enough to satisfy most users because the entrance is tighter than expected thanks to the micro ribs. Unfortunately, the FLG case doesn't provide enough suction to make this FLG shine as a cum drainer.

This texture was not designed to simulate real sex, and the texture lets you know that fact from the start. Whatever points it loses on realism, the Gauntlet recovers them when it allows you to feel different sensations based on how you use it in terms of method, position, end cap placement and angle. It is an extremely versatile texture highly recommended for hands free sessions.

This sleeve retains lube pretty well, and in my opinion, the more lube you use, the better the Gauntlet feels. To keep full enjoyment of the texture, I had to re-lube twice during sessions lasting 30 minutes or more (longest session was a two-hours hands free with various edging rests).

Like all Fleshlights, the Gauntlet is pretty easy to clean - just open a faucet with cold or warm water and allow the running water to flush the interior. Since all fleshlights are open ended sleeves, running water through them between 1 and 2 minutes is more than enough to clean them. Adding some alcohol after each use helps to avoid any mold or fungi to develop inside the canal. It usually dries completely after leaving it overnight on the open.rs or noticeable wear observed after the weekly sessions.

Conclusion:
The Gauntlet texture is a good buy for anyone looking for a texture that builds up in intensity until reaching the orgasm. If you are looking for a texture to enjoy sessions between 20 and 60 minutes, the Gauntlet is a texture you should consider.

 

Mini-Lotus Review

September 20th, 2010 (Mini-Lotus Texture)

For starters, the Mini Lotus and the Lady Lager ARE NOT the same texture. They are based on the same idea - a scaled down version of the Lotus to accommodate smaller penises - but the Mini Lotus is a little bit wider than the Lager. In addition, because it is a full size Fleshlight sleeve, the case has less suction and allow for more expansion.

Like its smaller relative, the Mini Lotus has a series of different sized chambers that tries to replicate the feelings of vaginal sex. Like the Lotus Lager, its intensity will depend on the quantity of lube you use. The difference is that the Mini Lotus feels looser due in great part to the larger size of the sleeve and the additional space to expand most full sized Fleslights give to its sleeves.

I would say that the Mini Lotus is a mid-level intensity sleeve because it allows you to build your orgasm. It gives a constant soft pressure that becomes more intense the closer you get to your orgasm. The problem is that the orgasm is intense but short lasting - you want to repeat the session as soon as you finish cumming.

Like all Fleshlights, the Mini Lotus is pretty easy to clean - just open a faucet with cold or warm water and allow the running water to flush the interior. Since all fleshlights are open ended sleeves, running water through them between 1 and2 minutes is more than enough to clean them. Adding some alcohol after each use helps to avoid any mold or fungi to develop inside the canal.

Like the Lager, drying is a pain. Expect to leave your toy on the open for at least 36 hours to allow complete drying. Like my other Fleshlights, it got sticky after a few uses, so cornstarch is needed for long-term storage.

 

Booty-Untouched Review

November 30th, -0001 (Booty-Untouched Texture)

Joanna Angel was not the only Fleshlight Girl receiving recycled textures. Christy Mack got the Attack (aka Revel) and the Booty (aka Untouched) and yours truly decided to test Christy's Booty.

The texture did not received great reviews from the Fleshcrack addicts when it came out as the Untouched for a simple reason - it is not too intense. The alternate sized rows of pill-shaped bumps promised intensity, but after being lubed the sensations were limited to the tightness of the tunnel and not more else.

This is one of those tricky textures. You see a lot of bumps and your brain goes to the sensations from the STU, Nipple Alley, and other high intensity textures - but the Booty / Untouched is different! The bumps inside the Booty are flat, so the bumps are going to give you a gentle massage if anything. If you want to feel something, you need to use a thin lubricant.

I realized this after the first use, so I changed lubes and even then, the sensations given by the Booty are delicate. The texture allows anyone to enjoy the toy regardless of length and / or thickness, but even with the thinnest lube in inventory (Fleshlube Water), the texture is gentle. I can say the Booty felt good - so good I wanted to keep fucking it for hours as slowly as I could, which is exactly what I ended doing. Orgasms were strong and brutal, but be warned that they took a LOOONG time to arrive...

Cleaning is easy, but remember to keep the sleeve under running water for a longer time than usual because cum and lube will get trapped between the pill-shaped bumps.

Conclusion:
The Booty is a gentle texture perfect for long, lazy sessions. It is so gentle, that I see it as a "mood" toy - I will use it sparingly, only for days when I want (and can) spend hours in a masturbatory session. It is recommended to users liking smooth and gentle stimulation toys. If you want intensity, stick with STU, Nipple Alley, and Destroya.

 

Ecstasy Review

November 30th, -0001 (Ecstasy Texture)

The FleshJack Ecstasy has a simple design of thick bands separated by bumps similar to the ones found on the Love Humps FLG. This texture seems to be a low intensity one, but it delivers in an unexpected way!

The Ecstasy is a low intensity texture, but its design keeps you pumping at all times. The closer you get to orgasm, the more you will feel the bands and that will drive you to explosive orgasms.

As all Fleshlight / FleshJack toys, cleaning is as easy as just running water through the toy.

Conclusion:
The Ecstasy is a low intensity texture that is perfect for long and slow sessions.

 

Nirvana Review

November 30th, -0001 (Nirvana Texture)

The Nirvana is one of the newest FleshJack Boys textures. As you know, Fleshjack Boys orifices are molded from gay porn stars and this one is the texture for Donny Wright. At first looks, the texture seems to be aggressive due to the spiraled zig-zag texture, the aggression diminished a little bit with a wide, curvy tunnel.

The texture seems aggressive, but in fact it is a welcoming one. The spiral zig-zag design is bot too pronounced and is a better use of the "scar" found on the Monster texture. That "scar", if you recall from our review,teases your penis at all times keeping you at the edge of orgasm. Now imagine a whole texture made with that design and you can understand why the texture's name is Nirvana.

Once you penetrate the sleeve, you feel just the spirals and the slight tugging of the curves on the wide tunnel. As your session progresses, you begin to feel the zigzag texture and that is when the fun begins. You feel the teasing all around your penis and you want to both pump faster and the session to last longer. Depending on which option you choose you will be rewarded with either an explosive orgasm (pump faster) or a soul-draining orgasm (slow and steady motion). Regardless, you will experience that state of mind called Nirvana...

As all Fleshlights, the Nirvana is easy to clean and store.

Conclusion:
The Nirvana is an excellent mid intensity sleeve perfect for those users wanting a longer session with a big orgasm build-up.

 

Punk-Charmer Review

November 30th, -0001 (Punk-Charmer Texture)

Joanna Angel's butt toy has another recycled texture from the Fleshjack roster. This time, the Punk debuted earlier as the Charmer texture on the FJB lineup, but Joanna's butt is the only one in this texture if you can't deal with the idea of using a toy molded from a guy's ass.

Back to Joanna, the Punk texture is a good one. A ribbed canal with varying diameters, the texture makes sure that you will get stimulation no matter your length or your thickness. The ribs are not too aggressive, allowing for control over your session. Because the texture is a simple one, it is perfect to "play" with different types of lube and suction levels.

What do I mean with "playing"? Easy... Use a thick lube and close the case cap completely and the texture will feel almost smooth. Use a thinner lube and you will feel the ridges and the variations taking you to heaven. Want a real punk three-chord experience? Use a thin lube and remove the end cap and you will experience all the raw power of the ribs.

Personally, I like longer sessions, so I used the Punk with a very slick lube (Lube Company Masturbator) with the end cap completely closed. It felt nice and close to real, making me explode hard and long.

Conclusion:
The Punk is a good toy to have in your collection. The texture allows for different sensations depending on the lubricant used and the degree of suction offered by the end cap. The texture is also available in the Fleshjack Boys line as the Charmer.

 

.69 Caliber Review

November 30th, -0001 (.69 Caliber Texture)

The 69 Caliber was one of the most underestimated and overlooked signature textures. The sleeve texture was considered "gimmicky" because it consisted of sections shaped as bullets. The entry was tight with the tunnel getting wider when you hit the shell part of the bullet.

Why it was overlooked? Simply because it was smooth - the only source of stimulation were the change in diameter of the tunnel and the thin rings of materials signaling the beginning and end of the casing.

Still, the texture was an interesting one to use. The change in diameter helped you to stay interested and the smoothness helped to build incredible orgasms. With this texture, orgasms were never overwhelming, but they were strong and more than satisfactory. As all Fleshlight / FleshJack toys, cleaning was as easy as just running water through the toy.

Unfortunately, the 69 Caliber was removed from the FLG roster due to its low sales levels.

Conclusion:
The 69 Caliber was a smooth texture that delivered thanks to the changes in its diameter.

 

Cyclone Review

November 30th, -0001 (Cyclone Texture)

Last Saint Patrick's Day, Fleshlight launched a closeout of their Green Lady Fleshlight with the Cyclone texture. The green sleeve is not my favorite - although I had always found She-Hulk kind of hot -, but the Cyclone texture was one of my favorites when it was available. The fact that it was sold at just $40 made the purchase an obligation!

The Cyclone was a mix of the Super Ribbed and the Twista textures. Personally, I like both and them together was a dream. Like the Twista, the Cyclone tunnel started tight, then opened for a few inches and then tapered down as you went deeper. If you were a guy with a long cock, the variation of the tunnel was enough to take you to the heavens. Add an intense ribbed texture through the whole length of the tunnel and the experience became a religious experience.

Personally, I got two of these green pussies to add to my collection. Used with a mid-thickness lube, the Cyclone feels extremely natural, allowing for long sessions and powerful orgasms. Used with a thin lube like the Fleshwater lube, the ribs and the tightness simply made me cum pretty quickly with strong finishes.

If the Cyclone was so good, why was it discontinued? Well, it was a hit-and-miss texture. Depending on the lube you used, the suction would be stronger than the texture and you would only feel the tightness. If the lube was too thin, then the ribbed texture could be too strong to many people. Add that it was available as the Vibro series - an annoying sleeve series that was awkward to use with the vibrators. Eventually, the sales were not enough and the texture was discontinued.

Conclusion:
The Cyclone was a really good texture that did not receive the support from the Fleshlight fans. If you have a chance to get the texture as part of special promotion like this one, get it right away!

 
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