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At the time of writing I own 7 sleeves, mostly with the pussy orifice. I’m about average at 6” length and slightly wider than average.

I got this as a mystery sleeve in a Black Friday deal. initially I didn’t use it that much… until recently, possibly because the break-in period on this one was a little longer than the others due to the tight butt orifice. Now I’ve given it a second chance - I’m glad I have.

Let’s go through the key points for me:

Intensity & stimulation: it isn’t a particularly intense sleeve, though it gradually increases the longer you’re FLying. It’s a great edging sleeve and I can often go for over an hour before deciding it’s time to let go. The middle chamber is the best place for this, as the bumps at the beginning give more intensity, but when edging my length means my head spends most of its time in the middle ‘waffle’ part.

Penetration is really only at the tight butt orifice, otherwise that’s about it. Otherwise it’s fairly relaxed, which offers a nice contrast, actually. The lack of tightness is possibly why it’s less intense than some of my other sleeves, which are mainly tight like Heavenly and STU.

Suction effect - well, it’s subtle. I think the fact this sleeve is fairly wide and doesn’t have chambers is probably the reason for this. I use it with the end cap fully closed.

Realism - it’s hard to find a realistic sleeve but I like the way the orifice ‘pops’ as you enter it and you feel the sensation of it’s tightness against your manhood. That’s as far as the realism goes.

Variation is minimal, being only 3 relatively even chambers (and I can’t reach the last one!). It is, however, a relatively smooth sleeve. I base this on a couple of pumps of lube, which is sufficient for my 1hr edging sessions.

I’ve given this an orgasm rating of 2.7 because it doesn’t give me big orgasm explosions like some of my other sleeves, it’s just “nice”.

One of the best facets of this sleeve is its lack of noise. I live in a flat share so this is important to me. I usually wedge it between folds of my duvet which suppresses practically all of what little noise it causes. There can be an occasional “squelch” but you’ll learn your best penetration angles to prevent this.

It’s great on lube use too; doesn’t take much and I rarely have to apply more.
Clean up and dry time are also great, again partly because of the simplicity of the sleeve and the fact it is wide means it gets the airflow.

Conclusion:
So there you have it, a great sleeve for edging with some realism elements. A sleeve better suited to more gentle orgasms and longer sessions rather than intensity, tightness and explosive endings. Discreet and easy to maintain. You just need to give it chance to break-in thoroughly, otherwise you might judge it too harshly.

I’m about average length and slightly below average on girth. In context of Heavenly, I can reach just past the lotus node and this sleeve is on the tighter side, but not as tight as some of the ass orifices by any means.

I own 7 sleeves and I bought this one in 2019 having previously bought STU, Destroya and Mini Lotus.

I love this texture. It’s my go-to favourite as it’s smooth, stimulating and the orgasms are literally pleasure explosions. I’ve rated this 5/5 on orgasm rating. As others have pointed out, don’t be deceived by the apparently simple looking texture. This one really does grab you - literally. The lotus node is the focal point of this texture and really is obvious as you push and pull through it. The other great point is the narrow point near the entrance to the sleeve. In summary, the heat map perfectly reflects my experience of Heavenly.

Being a smooth texture, it doesn’t require much lube, and actually its variation and stimulation are maximised with only a light coating. I’ve also found this to be my quietest feature when keeping lube use down, so it’s quite discreet. I’ve given it 5/5 for lube use and noise for that reason too.

Not much to write home about on variation as I only get slightly beyond the lotus nodes. I can’t say I feel much beyond that. Still, it makes this one feel a little more realistic than most and actually makes you appreciate the lotus node and the wavy canal which brings a really pleasant hugging experience on your shaft.

It’s a little harder to clean due to that tight lotus node but it’s not bad. Drying time is on the longer side due to the narrowness of the canal.

Conclusion:
My go-to favourite for edging and realism. It’s given me some of my better orgasms and its low noise makes it a discrete choice.

A classic you can’t go wrong with. Don’t let the simple texture put you off, this one should be in every man’s collection.

I currently own 7 flesh lights and this was my third. I’ve had it for 4 years now. I use this for edging and when I want a more realistic feel. I’m about average length and can reach as far as the second of the 5 round chambers at the end, or to the third if I really thrust as deep as I can.

I’ll start off by saying this sleeve sees less use than my others. Not because it’s bad, but simply because the noise generated when using it means it’s less discrete than the others I own. I live in a flat share so this is a downside for me. It’s probably in the top two for loudness of the sleeves I own.

It’s efficient on lube use and as it’s a smooth texture I recommend using lube sparingly. Otherwise, you lose the sensation of that all important lotus node, which IMO is the star of the show on this flashlight. I really enjoy thrusting back and forth over it. As I’ve used it I’ve found the node has felt less obvious to me. I guess that’s because the material around the node has softened with use, but it’s still one of the best and most unique sensations in a fleshlight and I love the similar version found in Heavenly.

There’s practically no tightness to this sleeve at all, so all the gripping comes from that node and the walls of each round chamber, which feels amazing but it’s not overly stimulating. This makes mini lotus a great sleeve for edging sessions!

Orgasms are hit and miss in my experience and seems to depend on my mood. If I take my time and get into it, I’ve found myself filling the chambers up when I ejaculate and those occasions are so satisfying.

Clean up is easy, but drying time takes ages. It’s definitely sped up by suspending the sleeve vertically, which stops water pooling in the chambers.

Conclusion:
Overall, Mini Lotus is a smooth texture and it’s great for when you want to take your time and enjoy it and not be bombarded with intensity. It’s not tight and the lotus mode is the star of the show. The only downside is that it can be noisy. Still, a deserving classic and more ‘realistic’ than some of the more ‘wacky’ textures on offer.

This sleeve was my second sleeve (STU being the first) and I’m posting this review after 4 years of use.

Before I go into detail, I bought the Pink Lady ‘classic’ version of this sleeve back in 2019 and my length means I only just reached the ribbed section in the last third of the sleeve, so my review will focus exclusively on the first two-thirds of the useable area.

I’ll start by saying that the heatmap really does represent the best parts for me. The round chamber of nubs and bumps feels amazing on the head and - shallow thrusts in this section work a treat for edging if that’s your goal. Be warned though, it won’t take you long to climax. The stimulation with this sledge is quite high and so it gets intense pretty quick. Pushing through and going deeper into the second nubbed section greets you with slightly more tightness but overall this sleeve isn’t as tight as many other flashlights. I think that adds to the sensation of the nibs caressing your penis as you thrust in and out. Their positioning makes it feel like they’re holding on as you pull out, but over time this lessens as the material softens, which is my only criticism.

I’ve found this texture gives two very different experiences depending on lube use. Lots of lube equals a very smooth but muted experience, ie the effect of the nibs is much reduced, which though extends my sessions before reaching climax feels like it’s defeating the point of this sleeve really. Less is definitely more, and less makes for a much quieter flight. In both cases I’ve never really found myself needing to add more lube mid use, so it’s efficient in that sense. It’s not too tight a texture so clean up and drying time is relatively simple, too.

Speaking of noise, this isn’t as noise as I expected given the shape of the chambers, and much quieter than Mini Lotus, but noisier than Heavenly which I also own. I flat share so this is an important consideration for me. It’s quiet enough, though!

It’s definitely not representative of real sex, but that should be obvious from the look of the texture. But I didn’t buy it for that.

Finally, orgasm. I’ve found the intensity of my orgasms to reduce as I’ve become more experienced and accustomed to the intensity but in my first year the load delivered was both big and with plenty of force! Some of my best were in this one. These days I tend to find that whilst I get a more intense flight with Stoya, I actually get better orgasms in Heavenly and in the Boost Bang which I’ve recently picked up.

Conclusion:
This is a classic for a reason. Though not realistic, it delivers the most intense sessions of the 7 sleeves I own and brings a good finish to boot. It will be a real test of your edging ability and shares a lot with STU on that front. It’s also great for discrete sessions and efficient on lube.

The STU was my first fleshlight sleeve back in 2017 and I never looked back. I’m slightly on the wider side and its tightness was perfectly balanced which made edging with the STU pretty awesome, leading to some toe-curling orgasms and plenty to clean up after!

I struggled at first to last even 30 seconds but after a while it does help you train to last longer. I’m dubious about the numbers though as I found some occasions I could edge with it for half an hour and on others it would be a few minutes.

Despite its texture the cleanup wasn’t too bad but you had to be sure to get in there and be though. The drying time was much longer than subsequent textures I’ve bought though.

In terms of noise it’s not bad but interestingly I subsequently purchased Destroya (pink lady version) which was my second sleeve and I find myself going to that over STU these days. It’s more intense than STU and slightly quieter.

One word of warning: I bought a replacement in 2019 as I’d managed to tear the texture. The feel was less intense and the material seemed different. It’s definitely a more robust material but at the expense of the intensity which is a shame.

As others have noted, STU doesn’t have much variation so can get “boring” after a while. The extra variation of Destroya might be another reason my STU doesn’t see much action anymore, but it’s still a classic.

Conclusion:
If you’re new to Fleshlights then you can’t go too far wrong with STU as a “safe bet” on giving you the pleasure you’re looking for. It’s given me some of my best orgasms in the past and will convince you to buy more sleeves in future.