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March 28th, 2026 (Beyond Texture)
Size : Average
Favorites : Kumzumi, Kait Dreams Come True, Dopamine
This one has been in the Top 10 forever as far as i can tell but it was never available to buy and didnt look like anything special and more popular just because of the Name. Recently i wanted a replacement for some damaged FLs and it was actually available, so i took the chance and it has been a very pleasant surprise.
Theres some subtle suction around the entrance but its very glans focused. Main stimulation from a very pronounced nub on the underside. Also the rings get noticeably under the foreskin unlike any of the other FL i got, very nice ;)
Not that realistic and loses points there but doesnt really matter, this is a 4.5. I really didnt expect this from an older, simpler looking texture, very recommended
Conclusion:
Deserved Top 10, if you havent tried and can find it (seems to be out of stock alot but i guess it depends) definitely recommended
August 2nd, 2024 (Dreams Come Tru Texture)
Im using the shower mount fairly often time which equals about a "no cap" thightness setting (which i prefer luckily) so take that into consideration.
Size: Pretty average
Favorites: Squirt (replacement for Waifu which got a small but noticeable tear, theyre kinda the same), Cream, Ethereal, Stellar, Bombshell, Kait
Bought this because of the somewhat uneven channel with a more rough looking texture which i usually have good experience with and wasnt dissapointed.
Theres a very pronounced and localized ring of nubs at the entrance stimulating the shaft.
At first its like theres nothing in there after that but after a while ya notice the little folds at the back doing their thing to the head.
This is very similar to Destroya in principle but where that one failed to me because it just had the very overstimulating entrance and then nothing, this one does it right.
I got Bombshell too recently and that ones very good too, id even rate this abit higher.
Objectively low realism, tightness and smoothness rating, not necessarily negatives to me but hey.
Conclusion:
Very intense, localized shaft stimulation combines with somewhat subtle head stimulation, pretty fun
July 7th, 2024 (Bombshell Texture)
Im using the shower mount fairly often time which equals about a "no cap" thightness setting (which i prefer luckily) so take that into consideration.
Its also abit different to "hand operated" mode ;o
Size: Pretty average
Favorites: Squirt (replacement for Waifu which got a small but noticeable tear, theyre kinda the same), Cream, Ethereal, Stellar, Bombshell
I prefer FL with abit more rough and uneven textures because "smoother" ones almost always start to feel the same after a while, this ticks that box very well.
It has very noticeable nubs at the entrance almost like Stamina Training or Lvl Up altho bigger and better. Additionally theres a more pronounced nub stimulating the underside and on top a very pleasant brushing feeling is produced.
Conclusion:
Truthfully i have to rate realism and smoothness low. Neither of that is necessarily a minus to me - doesnt need to be realistic and too smooth textures get samey to me. Id say its a 4.5 easily.
Pretty good, distinct FL and recommended even if you already got a few
June 3rd, 2024 (Kumzumi Texture)
Im using the shower mount fairly often time which equals about a "no cap" thightness setting (which i prefer luckily) so take that into consideration.
Its also abit different to "hand operated" mode ;o
Size: Pretty average
Favorites: Squirt (replacement for Waifu which got a small but noticeable tear, theyre kinda the same), Cream, Ethereal, Stellar, Kumzumi
Good but no wow moment. Dont get me wrong, ive gotten rid of a few FL because they didnt do it for me and that definitely isnt the case here, its in my rotation now.
However for me it didnt feel terribly distinct or different from my favorites or some others.
If you only got a few FL and wanna expand or none at all this is definitely recommended. The more (and same as me) you have the less of a must-buy this is i feel.
Conclusion:
I really dont wanna be too negative here, its a very good one but just didnt bring anything new to the table for me.
June 12th, 2023 (Stellar Texture)
Im using the shower mount 95% of the time which equals about a "no cap" thightness setting (which i prefer luckily) so take that into consideration.
Its also abit different to "hand operated" mode ;o
Size: Pretty average
Owned FL Favorites: Waifu, Squirt, Cream, Ethereal
Picked this up because it looked similarily "uneven" to Ethereal which i found quite nice and it turned out to be a pleasant surprise.
It has about the same suction altho not quite the grasping lips as "Tasty", some nice resistant rifling and ribbing in the middle like "Cream" and at the end theres some folds n bumps to push into abit like "Ethereal". Very stimulating combination.
I personally would rate it higher than "Lvl up" Malkova or maybe even "Tasty" Jean. Theyre not bad but somewhat one note, this one kinda does what they do and then some.
Underrated and definitely recommended
Conclusion:
- very nice suction on par with Tasty
- rifling/ribbing like Cream
- back folds like Ethereal
Underrated and recommended
May 15th, 2023 (Tasty Texture)
Im using the shower mount 95% of the time which equals about a "no cap" thightness setting (which i prefer luckily) so take that into consideration.
Its also abit different to "hand operated" mode ;o
Size: Pretty average
Owned FL Favorites: Waifu, Squirt, Cream, Ethereal
This is an extremely subtle, edging Fleshlight
I dont like my FL too thight but even i would say the entrance of this is pretty loose. Theres also no ribbing or a pronounced texture (which i usually dont like), only farther in theres some slight bumps
But what makes this one work anyway is that despite feeling very loose at first the entrance with its almost filigrane lips wraps tightly around the shaft and stimulates it while feeling almost contactless. The inside is also smoothness done right, its heavenly silky.
Definitely recommended
Conclusion:
- at first glance very loose entrance
- super silky
- very subtle, edging, slow stimulation
May 2nd, 2023 (Ethereal Texture)
Im using the shower mount 95% of the time which equals about a "no cap" thightness setting (which i prefer luckily) so take that into consideration.
Its also abit different to "hand operated" mode ;o
Size: Pretty average
Owned FL Favorites: Waifu, Squirt, Cream
This one is like a 2 in 1 since due to the uneven shape it can be turned upside down for a different experience
Used "normally" its got some pronounced ribbing at the entrance and farther in theres resistance as the glans pushes against some folds. It feels a little like being clamped down upon without being too tight
Turned upside down its quite different. Theres no resistance and its excitingly silky smooth yet with abit of texture to it. It also gets really loud so if you care about that possibly beware
Easily another favorite
Conclusion:
- 2 for 1 since it can be turned around for a different feel
- possibly very loud
May 1st, 2023 (Creampuff Texture)
Im using the shower mount 95% of the time which equals about a "no cap" thightness setting (which i prefer luckily) so take that into consideration.
Its also abit different to "hand operated" mode ;o
Size: Pretty average
Owned FL Favorites: Waifu, Squirt, Cream, Ethereal
Ive tried but this one unfortunately didnt do it for me at all
To give an obejctive description: Its got a super tight, very smooth entrance applying somewhat concentrated pressure while farther in theres some sort of light fluffy fuzz
The first few times i used it it even slightly irritated the skin. But even later it kinda just chafes the root of the shaft and then farther in theres just nothing. What little stimulation could be gained from the fuzzy texture is completely negated by the uncomfortable entrance
I guess if you like really thight, really smooth entrances you could like this one. The outside is also very uniquely puffy.
Conclusion:
- super tight, super smooth entrance applying concentrated pressure
- pretty unique puffy outside
Did nothing for me, just an uncomfortable chafing entrance and then nothing inside
April 27th, 2023 (Lvl Up Texture)
Im using the shower mount 95% of the time which equals about a "no cap" thightness setting (which i prefer luckily) so take that into consideration.
Its also abit different to "hand operated" mode ;o
Size: Pretty average
Owned FL Favorites: Waifu, Squirt, Cream
At first this seemed to be a worse version of Waifu to me but there are a few differences. Its not the most unique or mind blowing texture but it works very well
The points rating doesnt quite reflect my opinion. It "loses" points for realism, smoothness and thightness (which all in my opinion a FL doesnt necesarily need to be), id rate it a solid 4
The octopus texture results in a very even ribbly, pearly sensation to the shaft and glans. After that the glans pushes into an opening while a very pronounced small ridge teases the underside. It lends itself well to slow, deep thrusts with a little pause but shallow short ones focusing the octopus texture are also quite nice
If you dont have Waifu id maybe get that one first since its abit more exciting but otherwise i think you cant go wrong with this one
Conclusion:
- pleasing little pearls and ribbly entrance section
- glans edging
- not the most varied or unique feeling texture but it works
April 24th, 2023 (Squirt Texture)
Im using the shower mount 95% of the time which equals about a "no cap" thightness setting (which i prefer luckily) so take that into consideration.
Its also abit different to "hand operated" mode ;o
Size: Pretty average
Of all the "advanced" FL i own (Stoya, Cream, Waifu) this is the most comfortable and easy to finish
The rating system really doesnt reflect my opinion that well in this case because it rates things like low thightness (i dont like to be squeezed), low realism (it doesnt need to be realistic to work) and low smoothness (a coarse texture can be exiting too) badly. Its definitely above 4 and in line with my other favorites Cream and Waifu.
Of note is this FL has some very pronounced bristles at the entrance which upon entering move back the foreskin and stimulate the exposed area beneath. Theyre also very pleasing to the shaft when farther in
At the back end the underside of the glans rubs against and is stimulated by a somewhat coarse puffy bump
As i mentioned its comfortable and easy to finish. To clarify on that, as a reminder i primarily use the shower mount. All the other FL while still pleasurable require a certain amount of exertion and especially towards the end i often need to steel myself and regulate my breathing to not lose rythm. With this one i can just insert myself, let instinct take over and only towards the finish a modest amount of energy is required. Its just so relaxing and blissful
Infact almost too relaxing, im usually way less tuckered out after this one and its very easy to wanna go back to have more fun. So if you want your FL to satisfy the urge for longer, beware ;o
Conclusion:
- especially stimulating to foreskin/foreskin area and glans underside
- very comfy and easy to finish
April 22nd, 2023 (Destroya Texture)
Im using the shower mount 95% of the time which equals about a "no cap" thightness setting (which i prefer luckily) so take that into consideration
Its also abit different to "hand operated" mode ;o
Size: Pretty average
Owned FL: Stoya, Cream, Squirt, Waifu
This was my first "advanced" Fleshlight and while its not bad i consider it less good than my other ones now
Whats nice about this one is that farther in theres several follicles nicely tickling the glans
It is also very tight even with no cap/shower mount
On the downside i feel this one overly stimulates the glans while not doing much elsewhere. The entrance can be nice and silky but requires alot of lube+water for that effect
As a result i often ended up with a white hot aching mushroom head while still not being able to finish, and finishing feels often very taxing compared to my other FL
If you like Fleshlights very focused on glans stimulation this is prolly for you, not so much if you like it evenly
Conclusion:
- very glans focused
- very tight
- very little shaft stimulation unless alot of lube is used
April 22nd, 2023 (Cream Texture)
Im using the shower mount 95% of the time which equals about a "no cap" thightness setting (which i prefer luckily) so take that into consideration
Its also abit different to "hand operated" mode ;o
Size: Pretty average
Owned FL: Stoya, Cream, Squirt, Waifu
Of note with this FL are three parallel ridges close to the entrance. They provide a pleasing resistance, especially upon exiting. None of the other Fleshlights quite do that.
Further inside it provides some nice suction to the glans
Recommended
Conclusion:
- Stimulating paralell ridges with intense resistance both upon entering and exiting
- nice suction farther inside
Definitely recommended
April 22nd, 2023 (Waifu Texture)
Im using the shower mount 95% of the time which equals about a "no cap" thightness setting (which i prefer luckily) so take that into consideration.
Its also abit different to "hand operated" mode ;o
Size: Pretty average
Of all the FL i own (Stoya, Cream, Squirt) id say this comes closest to the real thing
Of note is the very nice knubbly entrance, very pleasing to the shaft ;)
It also stimulates very evenly
Definitely recommended
Conclusion:
- Very realistic
- Nice knubbly entrance
- very even stimulation
Definite must have