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12 Reviews

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Let's not forget men who are below average size!

Most Fleshlight user reviews that I've read are from the point of view of average sized guys. But what about guys like me who are below average? Are we getting the full story on what to expect from a Fleshlight when a 6 inch or larger guy gives his opinion on how much of a texture we'll feel or how it'll feel to us? Obviously they're trying to help us out, and I appreciate the reviews, but it seems to me that they're only guesstimating. It would be really helpful if all guys who give reviews also tell their size. I feel that guys of similar lengths will probably get similar experiences out of their Fleshlights.

When I was picking out my first Fleshlight, I was very confused about which one to get. Some people say don't bother with certain Fleshlights if you're under average length, and different types of textures are better than others, and so on. But there's no centralized place where below average sized guys can go to compare reviews and make an informed decision on what Fleshlight to get. Since practically all Fleshlights are sized to accommodate above average guys, it's not so easy for us to get the most 'bang for the buck.'

For the first time we have a truly user oriented comparison Fleshlight site. HeresJohnny, Fleshassist's creator, is interested in growing and improving the site and is open to suggestions. I love the idea that users can post their reviews, but I would love to see a method of grouping reviews into certain categories. My dream is to have a category for below average guys where they can post reviews to help other guys get the right sized Fleshlight.

Size does matter!

Length and circumference are both important. As well as which parts are the most sensitive. As for me, I'm 4 inches with a 3 inch shaft and a 1 inch head (Circumference 4.75). When looking at the pictures of textures with the ruler, I keep in mind that my shaft can only go in 3 inches and I add another inch for my head. The top of my head is the most sensitive, while the bottom is where I can discern more of what the texture feels like. [The tip of my head hardly has any sensitivity for the first half inch.] Also the friction of the shaft pushes/stretches the texture, so even though you may be X inches long, you may lose an inch or so of the texture. Kind of like how wet Jello moves when sliding a finger across it.

Also, the FL Girls that are best for smaller sizes are the ones that have repeating textures, like the Tornado or the Bookworm, for instance. Usually you can reach the entire beginning section before it repeats, so smaller guys won't be missing out on any of the texture.

Found 12 reviews in total

Intensity 3.6
Stimulation 4.67
Penetration 4.7
Tightness 3.23
Suction Effect 4.25
Realism 5
Variation 3.63
Smoothness 2.5
Orgasm Rating 4.25
Noise 2.75
Lube Use 3.73
Cleanup 3.6
Dry Time 4.05

Mini-Lotus Review

December 31st, 2014 (Mini-Lotus Texture)

THE ORIFICE: Hey, did you know you can get a bunch of orifices for this texture? I picked Asa Akira. Her pussy orifice is comparable to Stoya's...roughly the same size and shape. It's not as luxurious, but it's still very beautiful. Nice to go down on.

THE ENTRY: Smooth, just like the regular Lotus.

THE TEXTURE: Pretty close to the regular Lotus, but all the good stuff is closer to the opening.

WHAT ABOUT SMALLER GUYS?: If you want realism and you're on the smaller side, you should definitely get it. I've seen some comments by larger guys that they prefer the regular sized Lotus (they say it's more realistic). Not a shock there. But the Mini Lotus was meant for us! I feel it's much more realistic than the Lotus. Still the top honor for realism goes to the Tornado. But anyway, here's what it feels like: Simply Amazing! Remember, I'm 4 inches. So I can pass through the Lotus Node quite easily. But I don't feel the famous "pop" of passing through this texture. I think the Mini Lotus' node was designed to be milder than it's full sized counterpart. Anyway, it feels like pushing past folds in a small, slightly tight vagina. Amazingly realistic. The orgasms with this texture are very strong and powerful.

BONUS: The bonus is the texture. Just being a mini texture is good enough for me!

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Conclusion:
Highly recommended. Never had a young girl, but this feels like I imagine it to be!

Score 3.86 Overall Satisfaction 4.05
Intensity 1.13
Stimulation 1.43
Penetration 4.1
Tightness 4.13
Suction Effect 3.63
Realism 1.05
Variation 1.13
Smoothness 1.1
Orgasm Rating 0.6
Noise 2.4
Lube Use 0.42
Cleanup 1.35
Dry Time 3.85

Lotus Review

December 31st, 2014 (Lotus Texture)

THE ORIFICE: Lisa Ann's pussy orifice is gorgeous, just like in the pictures. She's got a small clit sticking out, so that's nice. If you don't know already, you can get a variety of orifices with the Lotus, so pick your fave!

THE ENTRY: Lisa Ann is tight! It started to tear almost immediately, but there are looser orifices, if you prefer. Anyway, the entry is smooth.

THE TEXTURE: And the rest of the texture is smooth as well, until the Lotus Node which begins at the 4.25 mark, and then the texture ends with 4 oval chambers.

WHAT ABOUT SMALLER GUYS?: This texture is not meant for smaller guys at all. I guess you'd have to be extremely well hung to enjoy it. Being that I'm 4 inches I can't reach the Lotus Node at all. But that's not even the worst part. The worst part for me is the texture begins to narrow at the 3 inch mark. So my head feels like it's being jammed into a confined space. That gets pretty uncomfortable over time. It probably feels awesome for guys who can bust through that and the Lotus Node. Oh well...the Mini Lotus is definitely the way to go for us smaller guys!

BONUS: Are you serious? For me there is no bonus. :(

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Conclusion:
Not for me, but if I were larger, I'm pretty sure I'd love it.

Score 1.95 Overall Satisfaction 1
Intensity 4
Stimulation 3.5
Penetration 5
Tightness 2.1
Suction Effect 3.13
Realism 1.1
Variation 3.85
Smoothness 1.2
Orgasm Rating 2.6
Noise 2.25
Lube Use 1.2
Cleanup 1.25
Dry Time 1.82

Alien Review

December 31st, 2014 (Alien Texture)

THE ORIFICE: WTF is that!??? Hey, haven't you seen an Alien pussy before? No? Well it's exactly like this! Just kidding...or am I?? Hey, the Freaks line has a big fantasy element in it so why not go along with it? This orifice is highly creative. If you ever fantasized about getting it on with an alien (and who hasn't after seeing Avatar) this really helps get the fantasy going. There's really no downside for me. The gorgeous shiny blue color, the ribbed vagina...not to mention the 2 gigantic clits! WOW! Time to turn the tables and probe this Alien!

THE ENTRY: Somewhat loose. The inverted triangular shape of the vagina really sucks your penis in! It feels great rubbing your head on it. Hey, it's really kind of exciting entering it. The orifice is kind of a texture in itself. You really feel the thick ribbed lips.

THE TEXTURE: Again, pretty creative. A vortex followed by a Lotus node, followed by STU bumps. The lotus node starts at about 3 inches in.

WHAT ABOUT SMALLER GUYS?: Here's the deal. Unless you're at least 5 inches (maybe more), I don't think you can pass through the Lotus Node. I'm 4 inches and I can feel my head bump up against it and push it in a bit, but I can't push through it unless I take it out of the case and push it down over my head. That feels intense and amazing and makes me want to come immediately, so I have to pull it off of me. While it's still out of the case, I dangle it over me and lower the narrow end onto my penis, covering it with the sleeve (the STU bumps feel great sliding over my head!) I gotta tell you, it kind of looks like tentacle sex, so if you're into that, then, "bonus!" I highly recommend this sleeve, even for smaller guys. Even though I can only reach the vortex part, I think of it as a Mini-Vortex, and it feels pretty good. So what if you can't reach the other parts? This sleeve has so much else going for it, so I highly recommend it. Even if it's purely for the fantasy element.

BONUS: Go down on it. Ya gotta try it! Also it comes with the dark blue case, but I've never used it. Get a clear case instead! It looks like having sex with some sort of science project! Also, if you soak it in hot water and put it in the clear case, you can see the steam that forms inside adding to the strangeness of it.

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Conclusion:
Did NASA capture and bring back an alien pussy? I'd like to think so!

Score 2.66 Overall Satisfaction 4.2
2
Intensity 5
Stimulation 4.88
Penetration 4.45
Tightness 3.35
Suction Effect 3.45
Realism 1.32
Variation 1
Smoothness 1
Orgasm Rating 1.1
Noise 1.1
Lube Use 3.8
Cleanup 3.3
Dry Time 3.23

Cyborg Review

December 31st, 2014 (Cyborg Texture)

THE ORIFICE: Quite possibly the most beautiful Fleshlight pussy orifice. OMO, Stoya is the best FLG pussy orifice, but this is the most beautiful of the non-human ones. Anyway, this one has it all! A nicely placed, prominent clit, grooved pussy lips, perfectly shaped and symmetrical. The bottom of the lips juts out pretty far, with a grooved dimple. Great for sucking on! Also cool robot-like designs going around the side of the mound. If science can ever get it's act together and give us something important like sex-robots, I'd want mine to have a pussy just like this!

THE ENTRY: Sliding your head over the grooves and into the opening feels great!

THE TEXTURE: Mostly thick ribs with an interesting circuit-board texture in the middle. The first chamber of ribs ends at the 2.5 inch mark and the second chamber of ribs (with a circuit board texture mixed in) ends at the 4.5 mark. The third chamber of ribs ends at 6.5 inches, then starts a totally smooth section that ends at the 8inch mark. After that it's, you guessed it, more ribs!

WHAT ABOUT SMALLER GUYS?: Well, if you like strong ribs, you'll definitely love this texture. You could probably just get the Super Ribbed texture and it would be about the same thing. In some cruel twist of fate, I can handle the moderate ribs of the Swallow, but strong ribs like these make my penis go numb. I really wish ILF left the ribs off the second chamber and only gave us the circuit board part. I think the ribs overshadow them. The only way I can use this is to switch off with a milder texture to let my Penis regain feeling again. BTW, since I'm 4 inches, I can reach only the first half of the second chamber.

BONUS: The orifice is really the star of this sleeve. But then, it's enough to satisfy me.

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Conclusion:
Awesome orifice. Texture feels great until my penis goes numb. :(

Score 2.88 Overall Satisfaction 3.4
Intensity 5
Stimulation 5
Penetration 3
Tightness 1.7
Suction Effect 1.23
Realism 1.6
Variation 4.47
Smoothness 0.9
Orgasm Rating 3.45
Noise 3.7
Lube Use 1.57
Cleanup 1.93
Dry Time 3.58

Pilot Review

December 31st, 2014 (Pilot Texture)

THE ORIFICE: All the Flights come with a turbine or propeller shaped orifice. It's not very pronounced, so you have to really look for it. It looks kind of like the pure orifice. Very smooth. Designed for discreetness and not for visual impact, like a pussy or butt for instance.

THE ENTRY: Nice! Some real thought was put into the design. Easy to enter. Not too tight. Some small bumps right at the beginning. After first rubbing your head over the smooth orifice, the bumps take you slightly by surprise!

THE TEXTURE: Well, it's a Mini-Destroya, so it should be awesome right? All the Flights are clear, with sort of a frosted glass color, but they don't come with clear cases as an option. Obviously they're designed to be discreet. The texture is pretty intense, which is to be expected. What I hadn't expected was how thin, yet durable the material is. It seems like it was designed to fit loosely, but securely in the case, with lots of room to expand to accommodate a variety of penis girths. Although, I imagine that if you're very girthy, it might be tight, since it's not just smaller, it's also narrower than the regular Fleshlights. This is one of my favorite sleeves. It's difficult to describe the texture. It's almost an overload of sensations, but combined, they make a new and unique sensation overall. Difficult to explain exactly. Basically it's 2 sets of chambers with bumps, separated by a small, thin, beveled ring that's tight, but it gives way so it slides over your head easily. When stroking, you really can't get into a groove with it like the more natural feeling sleeves. That's not necessarily a bad thing though. You kind of have to work at it to maintain focus and not to come too quickly. I can see why some prefer the Destroya texture over the STU for increasing stamina. I feel it's helped me increase mine somewhat. Two tips: it's less intense in the shower, so edging is easier. Also you really should turn it every so often during a flight. Your head can get pretty beaten up with the bumps sliding over the same spots over and over. On mine there seems to be one bump that slightly protrudes more than the others, and my head is sensitive in certain areas, so after Re-lubing I usually turn it a bit. The only slight negative to this sleeve is that because of its smaller size, the airflow isn't the same as the full sized Fleshlights, since there's not a lot of room for the air to collect for that "vacuum effect." Also you have to be careful not to over lube, because your penis can force a lot of it out the smaller end. Not a big deal if you just keep that in mind.

WHAT ABOUT SMALLER GUYS?: This was designed with smaller guys in mind! I can reach practically the entire length of the texture. Plus the thinness of the sleeve means that there's not as much play like in the full sized textures. That reduces the amount your penis pulls on it, so you feel more of the texture. Brilliant!

BONUS: Great for travel. It fits easily in a suitcase. (Although I haven't done any traveling since I got it, I intend to bring it along on the next long trip!) Also great in the shower, not too big on the counter, etc. just be careful. It can get slippery to hold. The case has no ridges like its full sized counterparts. Anyway, it's a handy little thing that packs a lot of punch!

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Conclusion:
A must have for smaller guys. Not really meant for larger guys, although it's great for travel and concealment. This definitely does not look like a sex toy!

Score 2.95 Overall Satisfaction 4.15
Intensity 1.57
Stimulation 3.73
Penetration 3.7
Tightness 1.63
Suction Effect 3.55
Realism 1.73
Variation 3.7
Smoothness 1.85
Orgasm Rating 5
Noise 2.4
Lube Use 3.33
Cleanup 1.93
Dry Time 1.73

Misfit-Scorpio Review

December 31st, 2014 (Misfit-Scorpio Texture)

THE ORIFICE: Well, it looks exactly like photos of Joanna's real pussy. I never thought I'd like a meaty orifice before, but Joanna can be very convincing! :) Anyway, it feels great when I rub my dick on it, also it looks awesome entering those big lips.

THE ENTRY: When you first enter the orifice, it's smooth, but then you move on to just a hint of ribbed texture that reminds me of the "Forbidden" texture.

THE TEXTURE: After the initial set of thin, but pronounced ribs ending at the 2.25 mark, you plunge into a small bumpy section, which is reminiscent of the "Destroya" texture, but a bit milder. That ends at the 3.25 inch mark. Then you go into another set of pronounced ribs continuing onto the 5 inch mark. After that, there's more irregular crazy ribs, but I'm not long enough to reach them, so I can't comment on those. Anyway, the first 4 inches create sort of an "illusion of realism." What I mean is that it feels close to a vagina, but going deeper, it's like a tongue tickling the head of your penis. For me, ribs can tend to numb my penis, but bumps feel, well...bumpy! The result is bumpy stimulation in between two numbing effects, which feels like a mild tickling. It sounds like it would drive you nuts, but it feels nice and comfortable, but tingly as well. It's definitely a pleasant sensation! Hey, maybe this is what angel feathers feel like if they were rubbing your penis! LOL! This texture is definitely made for long, comfortable FLights. I would consider this to be somewhere in the mid to low intensity range, great for edging. This sleeve takes a few sessions to break in, but once you do, it's fantastic! Long edging sessions with intense orgasms. Whew! Definitely in my top 3!

WHAT ABOUT SMALLER GUYS?: Surprisingly, this texture looks like it would be very intense, but that's after the first half. If you're on the smaller side, you only get access to the milder half. So it if you like mild sleeves with strong orgasms, then this is for you. But if you want an intense sleeve, grow a few more inches on your penis, or get a different sleeve! LOL!

BONUS: haven't found one yet, but I'll keep looking!

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Conclusion:
Get it because Joanna is so cool! But it is a very good texture too! :)

Score 2.86 Overall Satisfaction 4.15
Intensity 1.2
Stimulation 1.23
Penetration 1.63
Tightness 4.1
Suction Effect 3.25
Realism 2.5
Variation 1.57
Smoothness 1.1
Orgasm Rating 1.15
Noise 1.15
Lube Use 3.88
Cleanup 3.83
Dry Time 4

Forbidden Review

December 31st, 2014 (Forbidden Texture)

THE ORIFICE: (There's a variety, you know) Stoya has an amazing butthole...in real life! Well from pictures I've seen. But somehow, that doesn't translate well to her butt orifice. I can see that they tried to replicate that "pucker" she has in some photos, but what they did was make it kind of lumpy. The verticle line butthole Fleshlights are probably the best. Still, Stoya's butthole orifice is visually appealing, but since I've never had any anal experience, I was looking forward to really going downtown on it! So attempting to give it a rim job is underwhelming. Anyway, I recently got Alexis Texas' butt orifice, so I was able to satisfy all my freakiness on that! :)

THE ENTRY: Um, smooth. Just like I'd imagine anal would be. Except perhaps Stoya's bumpy orifice throws me a bit. It looks awesome going in, but I try to avoid rubbing my head over it when entering it. I think I'll get a different orifice one day. Maybe Misty? Hmmmm.

THE TEXTURE: Again, smooth and tight. With some very light ribbing texture. I think they did that to make it slightly more interesting. Again, I never had anal, but I always imagined it to be very smooth, so in my mind it's no suprise. I don't think there's an overwhelming amount of girls out there who want to be poked in the butt anyway, so this is a great substitute for guys who just gotta have it, but can't. TBH, I'm really not an anal kind of guy. But once in a while I get freaky, so it's nice to have this sleeve around for those times. It's great in combination with other sleeves.

WHAT ABOUT SMALLER GUYS?: It's smooth all the way through, so smaller guys aren't missing anything. The light ribbing ends at 3 inches and then it's back to smooth again (you hardly feel the light ribs anyway, so I consider the entire thing smooth). After the 3 inch mark the canal does a kind of twisty thing. I tried entering it at the other end, it feels like you'd imagine. Smooth & twisty.

BONUS: Try alternating it with the Swallow. Kinda kinky going from butt to mouth...and from smooth to slightly more intense. Nice to take a break. Adding a vagina Fleshlight to the mix makes it feel like you're giving a girl the "full treatment." ;)

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Conclusion:
It feels just like I imagine anal sex to be. A must have if you've always been curious.

Score 2.38 Overall Satisfaction 2.72
Intensity 1.7
Stimulation 3.23
Penetration 5
Tightness 1.48
Suction Effect 3.48
Realism 1.43
Variation 2.85
Smoothness 1.7
Orgasm Rating 3.9
Noise 1.95
Lube Use 3.98
Cleanup 3.92
Dry Time 3.7

Swallow Review

December 31st, 2014 (Swallow Texture)

The Swallow (Stoya and Misty Stone)
THE ORIFICE: Well it all depends on who's lips you like the best (there's a variety you know). Stoya has that naughty lip curl that drives me crazy and Misty has those luscious thick lips.

THE ENTRY: Since it's smooth and not extremely tight, the biggest thing about the swallow is how amazing those lips look wrapping around your head and shaft. ILF sure gave it the right name. It does look like it's swallowing your penis!

THE TEXTURE: Smooth for the first inch, then some small bumps, and about 3 inches or so of low intensity ribs. You probably have to be at least 5 inches or so to get past the ribs to the back of the "throat" and on to the smooth part. I have to say that it's not really like getting a blow-job. I think it was designed to feel like a combination of the sensations from the surface of the tongue and the roof of the mouth. Now if they put the ribbed texture on the top half of the texture and sand papery texture on the bottom half, that would be closer to replicating a mouth than this. BUT, I'm not saying this texture is terrible. Quite the opposite! It feels incredible. The level of ribs is just right. Not too much to make my penis numb, and not too little to be boring.

WHAT ABOUT SMALLER GUYS?: Well, there's no longer any currently available Mini Swallow, so this is it! But it's all the same texture for the first 4.5 inches and then it gets smooth, so I don't think you're missing out on anything.

BONUS: The bonus is really the orifice. I originally thought it was there for aesthetic purposes. But it's so visually and physically stimulating. It somewhat gives the look and feel of a pair of lips kissing and wrapping around your penis. Get some flavored lube and go back and forth kissing those lips and rubbing it on your penis head. It's kind of like doing that with a real woman!

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Conclusion:
Not 100% exactly like a blow-job, but awesome anyway. Definately a must have!

Score 2.95 Overall Satisfaction 2.92
Intensity 3.92
Stimulation 3.75
Penetration 2.05
Tightness 2
Suction Effect 2.5
Realism 1.95
Variation 3.25
Smoothness 0.9
Orgasm Rating 1.75
Noise 3.6
Lube Use 1.75
Cleanup 1.55
Dry Time 1.73

Destroya Review

December 31st, 2014 (Destroya Texture)

THE ORIFICE: What can I say? It's only the most beautiful, amazing, delectable FLG orifice. Going down on it is incredible. Theres also this small bump at the base of the opening...mmmmmm.

THE ENTRY: Visually amazing going in. Every time I slide in, I have to control myself not to come on the spot! This is one of those FLG textures that are smooth for about an inch before hitting the actual texture, so it's a smooth entry. It's not as tight as you'd think, I'd say it's moderately tight.

THE TEXTURE: This is what many guys say is so intense. Well, this texture is designed for the larger man. I think if you're 5.5 to 8 inches, you should be OK. I can feel some of the beginning parts, but I can't reach all the way in to the good stuff. So what I feel is smooth, then some bumpy sensations. It's like having sex with a woman, then switching over to something else (not sure what!). It's not awful, but whenever I use it, I feel like there should be more. No surprise there! It's still a pleasant sleeve, though. Perhaps a 7 on a scale from 1-10. I still enjoy it occasionally.

WHAT ABOUT SMALLER GUYS?: If you're on the smaller side, you really won't miss anything if you decide to skip it. The main reason I got it was for the orifice. I also wanted to compare how it feels against the Flight Pilot, which is essentially a Mini Destroya. Now that's great! Check out my review for the Pilot!

BONUS: The orifice. For smaller guys, that's really the only bonus. One day, I might get Stoya's mini lotus.

mrbean's Fleshlight Reviews for Under Average Sized Guys (TM)
So you can understand my reviews, I'm 4" long x 4.75" circumference, and I'm cut.
Please read the "About Me" section of my Fleshassist profile to find out why I decided to do my reviews

Conclusion:
A cool sleeve, but unfortunately it's not meant for smaller guys. To get the full effect of the texture, you need the Flight Pilot.

Score 2.34 Overall Satisfaction 2
Intensity 1.88
Stimulation 3.17
Penetration 3.67
Tightness 1.88
Suction Effect 3
Realism 4.33
Variation 3.55
Smoothness 3.85
Orgasm Rating 2.85
Noise 1.25
Lube Use 3.17
Cleanup 3.48
Dry Time 3.55

Outlaw Review

December 31st, 2014 (Outlaw Texture)

THE ORIFICE. I think ILF did a pretty good job of matching her pussy lips, they're even covered with creases and folds just like Alexis! I was surprised to see that. Now this may seem like a minor complaint, but to me this is important. The clit is too small! When touching it, you hardly feel it. From pictures I've seen of her, her clit is pretty impressive (along with her big lips). One unexpected thing is there's a soft dimple at the bottom of her lips. It feels kinda neat sticking your finger into it because it gives a little. I've tried rubbing my dick on it, but it hits the edge of the case, which isn't exactly comfortable so I would stick to your finger. She's even got another dimple right over her butthole, it feels friggin' amazing rubbing your dick on it. This girl has got dimples in all the right places! Damn! (Even her Tornado texture has dimples! Read my Tornado review.) (Sorry about repeating this part from my Tornado review, but ILF switched Alexis' orifices).

THE ENTRY: Her pussy is moderately tight and feels pretty close to entering the real thing.

THE TEXTURE: Actually it's pretty nice! It's pretty much what you'd expect, judging from the side cutout. The first inch and a half is two layers of semi-circular flap like protrusions which gives a soft and gentle milking sensation. When stroking, you really feel the flaps on your shaft. Not a lot of textures that I own pay attention to my shaft, so it feels kind of luxurious. The next thing you feel is a horizontal row of bumps that circles your penis. After that, there's several vertical ridges with small bumps. I have to say that I thought these bumps would feel intense, but I hardly feel them at all. I mostly feel the smooth ridgess. That goes to the 4.75 inch mark. After that, who cares? Smaller guys won't reach it.

WHAT ABOUT SMALLER GUYS?: OK, smaller guys won't reach the second half of this sleeve, but it's just a narrower repeat of the first half. This sleeve seems made to accommodate all sizes. Woohoo! One of the rare one size fits all sleeves! It looks like if you're at least 2.5 inches, you can feel the flaps and part of the smooth, ridged, bumpy part. Over all, it's not a mind blowing texture, but it does feel kind of natural. Comfortable, like an old shoe. For the times you want to have a nice, long, pleasant FLight.

BONUS: The real bonus for smaller guys is that double row of penis-milking flaps. Kudos for ILF putting them so close to the front!

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So you can understand my reviews, I'm 4" long x 4.75" circumference, and I'm cut.
Please read the "About Me" section of my Fleshassist profile to find out why I decided to do my reviews

Conclusion:
A very good sleeve for the smaller sized guy. Even though we can't reach the entire thing, it feels like nothing's missing.

Score 3.06 Overall Satisfaction 3.17
1
Intensity 2.5
Stimulation 4.08
Penetration 3.45
Tightness 3.23
Suction Effect 3.17
Realism 4.25
Variation 0.95
Smoothness 5
Orgasm Rating 3.1
Noise 2.95
Lube Use 0.97
Cleanup 3.83
Dry Time 4.13

Bulletproof Review

December 31st, 2014 (Bulletproof Texture)

THE ORIFICE: Absolutely beautiful IMO, the second most beautiful pussy of the currently available FLG's. The top honor goes to Stoya. Anyway, Teagan has the most pronounced and gorgeous clit of all the FL girls! And her lips look and feel wonderful as well.

THE ENTRY: When I enter the orifice it feels very real, (it's the most realistic entry of all the ones I own), until I hit the humps, then it feels a little less real. But on a positive note, these lips really grab your penis head when entering!

THE TEXTURE: Well Hump rhymes with Bump and that's exactly what it feels like! But it's not a bad thing. It feels
Ike pushing through a tight ring over and over. I never had anal, but I'd imagine this is what it feels like to push through a tight butthole...and then again and again. (It would've made more sense for this sleeve to have Teagan's butt orifice instead. Especially since the Humps are supposed to be inspired by her gorgeous butt!) I've read that it's supposed to simulate a woman having an orgasm while the muscles surrounding her vagina constrict around your shaft. Well, I've never had that pleasure in reality, so I can't attest to that.

WHAT ABOUT SMALLER GUYS?: The good news. Is that this texture is exactly the same all the way through. On the other hand, the smaller you are the less bumps you feel. I'd imagine longer guys also feel a strong massage on their shaft as they go through more of the texture.

BONUS: Go down on that clit! If you're into that sort of thing. :) TIP: Try it in the shower and it feels very smooth and realistic, you hardly feel the humps. It's like two Fleshlights in one!

mrbean's Fleshlight Reviews for Under Average Sized Guys (TM)
So you can understand my reviews, I'm 4" long x 4.75" circumference, and I'm cut.
Please read the "About Me" section of my Fleshassist profile to find out why I decided to do my reviews.

Conclusion:
It's a nice sleeve to add to your collection. I think larger guys might get more out of it, although it's not bad for smaller guys too.

Score 3.25 Overall Satisfaction 3.95
Intensity 1.75
Stimulation 5
Penetration 5
Tightness 0.95
Suction Effect 5
Realism 5
Variation 5
Smoothness 3.45
Orgasm Rating 5
Noise 2.25
Lube Use 1.9
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 3.7

Texas Tornado Review

December 31st, 2014 (Texas Tornado Texture)

THE ORIFICE. Unfortunately ILF decided to switch Alexis' Pussy mold with her Butt for the Tornado texture. So here's both: THE PUSSY: I think ILF did a pretty good job of matching her lips, they're even covered with creases and folds just like Alexis! I was surprised to see that. Now this may seem like a minor complaint, but to me this is important. The clit is too small! When touching it, you hardly feel it. From pictures I've seen of her, her clit is pretty impressive (along with her big lips). One unexpected thing is there's a soft dimple at the bottom of her lips. It feels kinda neat sticking your finger into it because it gives a little. I've tried rubbing my dick on it, but it hits the edge of the case, which isn't exactly comfortable so I would stick to your finger (or tongue!). THE BUTT: Just STUNNING! If you only get one FLG butt, this is the big Kahuna! She's got another dimple right above her butthole, it feels friggin' amazing rubbing your dick on it. This girl has got dimples in all the right places! Damn! (Even her Tornado texture has dimples! Read on.)

THE ENTRY. PUSSY: Her pussy is moderately tight and feels pretty close to entering the real thing. BUTT: Her butt's not as tight as you'd think, but it feels smooth! Giver her a poke on that dimple with your dick and then slide your head into that amazing butthole. Heaven!

THE TEXTURE. Now what you've all been waiting for...the texture! It's definitely on the loose side, which I love, and it's essential to the experience. This is one of the best textures for edging. If you look at the side cutout, you'll notice the canal is irregularly shaped, replicating the same irregular shape of a real vagina (even if there's a butt orifice on it now). The texture is mostly smooth, but has three narrow spiraling grooves down the length of the canal. The smooth parts have dimples that create air pockets that cause a "queefing" effect, which feels awesome! So it keeps you stimulated enough to stay hard, but not enough to lose control. From the first time I used it, I was an edging maniac! When I finally came, I wasn't expecting to come so hard! My left ankle almost gave out. (I was standing up at the time). It might appear to some to be bland on the surface, but if you pay attention to how it feels, there's a lot of subtle things going on in that Tornado. During the FLight, all those little subtleties build up into a beautiful agony until you can't take any more. The beautiful thing is that you can edge like that and drive yourself crazy...probably indefinitely. But you'll eventually have to leave the house at some point so ya gotta cum sometime! There was no break-in period with this sleeve. It has always consistently been fantastic. It's the most realistic Fleshlight sleeve and is hands down, my favorite! If you want incredible realism, mild stimulation and long edging sessions without being bored, then this should be at the top of your list. Simply a work of art.

WHAT ABOUT SMALLER GUYS?: The Tornado is a repeating texture. For smaller guys, this is great. If you're at least 3 inches, you won't miss out because the first 3 inches repeat 3 times for the rest of the sleeve. Also, the texture starts immediately after the orifice (no smooth part for the first inch) so you feel the texture the entire time you're in there. Win Win!

BONUS: 1) It makes your dick bigger! Well, not permanently, but as you get closer to orgasm, your dick gets larger and thicker inside the sleeve (leaving less room inside) and it feels like it's getting tighter. It's alive, I tell ya! :) 2) If you turn it, the texture feels different. Right side up feels more intense. Upside down (doggie style) is very smooth. And sideways is sort of in the middle. Hint: turn it every so often and it really adds to the edging experience. If it gets too intense, turn it Doggie Style to calm things down. Turn it again to keep things interesting!

mrbean's Fleshlight Reviews for Under Average Sized Guys (TM)
So you can understand my reviews, I'm 4" long x 4.75" circumference, and I'm cut.
Please read the "About Me" section of my Fleshassist profile to find out why I decided to do my reviews.

Conclusion:
Simply the best sleeve ILF ever created. It feels the closest to actual vaginal sex. A beautiful and elegant sleeve.

Score 3.79 Overall Satisfaction 5
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