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Found 7 reviews in total

Intensity 1.6
Stimulation 1.4
Penetration 0
Tightness 1.6
Suction Effect 0.65
Realism 0.4
Variation 0.45
Smoothness 0.6
Orgasm Rating 0.7
Noise 1.5
Lube Use 2.5
Cleanup 1.4
Dry Time 1.75

Thrust Review

March 9th, 2017 (Thrust Texture)

Overall I give it a thumbs down. What's supposed to make this sleeve special are the 2 rings in front of the main part. But they were not special at all for me. Imagine jacking off by making an O with your index finger and thumb and nothing else, that's what they're essentially like. Also the main body of the sleeve is a good inch away so you can't get a good full stroke like you can with the other sleeves. One good thing about it is the material is very soft which is good for me. I'd love to see them make some of the standard pink sleeves with this material; the Original, Vortex, Speed Bump, STU, etc.

Conclusion:
One good thing about it is the material is very soft which is good for me but overall I give it a thumbs down.

Score 1.17 Overall Satisfaction 0.7
Intensity 1.225
Stimulation 1.325
Penetration 1.325
Tightness 4.8
Suction Effect 0.925
Realism 0.125
Variation 0.125
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 1.925
Cleanup 2.45
Dry Time 1.175

Paradise Review

January 24th, 2015 (Paradise Texture)

The description given here made me think that this would work for me but unfortunately it's too tight and the texture is too aggressive. I only feel the inner tighter rings and they are much too prominent for me. It also felt stiffer than the other sleeves that I like; perhaps it would have worked if the rings weren't so wide. I had high hopes for this sleeve but was disappointed.

Conclusion:
Thumbs down. Too tight and too aggressive of a texture.

Score 1.54 Overall Satisfaction 1.54
Intensity 2.85
Stimulation 2.925
Penetration 4.35
Tightness 0.975
Suction Effect 5
Realism 3.95
Variation 4.425
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 4.425
Cleanup 4.95
Dry Time 4.925

Delight Review

January 18th, 2015 (Delight Texture)

This sleeve and the Vigor are my two favorites at this time. I'm about 5 1/2 inches (14 cm) in circumference so I prefer the sleeves with a wider internal diameter. I also prefer sleeves with a lower intensity so that I can have a longer session without rubbing my dick raw, I always go into automatic edging mode without even thinking about it; squirting is not the objective, the long trip there is.

With the wider sleeves the suction works really well for me. I can tighten the cap down almost all the way for high suction. The combination of the suction and the gentle texture is incredible.

With the end cap screwed down for high suction the lube stays inside and eventually my dick can get dry so occasionally I'll need to loosen the end cap and let the lube coat all of my dick. I'll typically do that after squirting my lube into the sleeve.

I was worried about the anal orifice. Prior to this sleeve I'd had only sleeves with the mouth orifice. Although I still prefer the mouth orifice the anal orifice works out very well. The problem with the anal orifice is that you have to be careful if you pull out all of the way; getting your dick back in can be tricky even if you're rock hard. It's not that it's too tight, but it's not a wide open hole like it is with the mouth orifice. It's a nice flexible hole so if you hit it right you'll go right back in, but you've got to hit the bulls eye, so to speak. With the end cap screwed down I get a nice popping/sucking sound when my dick head comes out if I pull out quickly, which is kind of a turn on. But it's better to pull out slowly so that you can better aim for the return. And maybe keep just a little bit of your dick head in the hole. Pulling all the way out and then going right back in is also incredible, in this respect it's better than the mouth orifice.

Conclusion:
Definitely gets two thumbs up from me. I was worried about the anal orifice but it turned out to be great.

Score 3.88 Overall Satisfaction 3.88
Intensity 3.875
Stimulation 3.875
Penetration 2.5
Tightness 1.475
Suction Effect 5
Realism 2.5
Variation 1.425
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 2.5
Cleanup 2.5
Dry Time 2.5

Vigor Review

January 6th, 2015 (Vigor Texture)

I need a looser sleeve and this one definitely does the job. The texture is nice because it's not too aggressive and still drives you crazy.

The rest of this review is nearly identical to my review of the Delight. The Delight is a more subtle texture and is therefore very good for edging.

This sleeve and the Delight are my two favorites at this time. I'm about 5 1/2 inches (14 cm) in circumference so I prefer the sleeves with a wider internal diameter. I also prefer sleeves with a lower intensity so that I can have a longer session without rubbing my dick raw, I always go into automatic edging mode without even thinking about it; squirting is not the objective, the long trip there is.

With the wider sleeves the suction works really well for me. I can tighten the cap down almost all the way for high suction. The combination of the suction and the gentle texture is incredible.

With the end cap screwed down for high suction the lube stays inside and eventually my dick can get dry so occasionally I'll need to loosen the end cap and let the lube coat all of my dick. I'll typically do that after squirting more lube into the sleeve.

I was worried about the anal orifice. Prior to this sleeve I'd had only sleeves with the mouth orifice. Although I still prefer the mouth orifice the anal orifice works out very well. The problem with the anal orifice is that you have to be careful if you pull out all of the way; getting your dick back in can be tricky even if you're rock hard. It's not that it's too tight, but it's not a wide open hole like it is with the mouth orifice. It's a nice flexible hole so if you hit it right you'll go right back in, but you've got to hit the bulls eye, so to speak. With the end cap screwed down I get a nice popping/sucking sound when my dick head comes out if I pull out quickly, which is kind of a turn on. But it's better to pull out slowly so that you can better aim for the return. And maybe keep just a little bit of your dick head in the hole. Pulling all the way out and then going right back in is also incredible, in this respect it's better than the mouth orifice.

Conclusion:
It's too bad they don't offer this with the mouth orifice which I'd also buy. Other than that I love it.

Score 2.82 Overall Satisfaction 2.82
Intensity 3.925
Stimulation 3.925
Penetration 2.5
Tightness 4.45
Suction Effect 2.5
Realism 2.5
Variation 1.45
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 2.5
Cleanup 2.5
Dry Time 2.5

Booty-Untouched Review

January 6th, 2015 (Booty-Untouched Texture)

Other than being too tight for me I'm not sure why this one doesn't work for me. The bumps are probably too big and need to be rounded and not flat on top. One way I can tell if a sleeve is too tight is to tighten the end cap to get some suction going, even with suction this sleeve was a dud for me.

Conclusion:
Because it's too tight I have to give it a thumbs down.

Score 2.88 Overall Satisfaction 2.88
Intensity 3.925
Stimulation 3.975
Penetration 2.375
Tightness 0.85
Suction Effect 5
Realism 0.925
Variation 0.425
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 4.975

Original Review

December 28th, 2014 (Original Texture)

When using this by itself I don't think I could cum, unless I saved it up for several days. It's like it's 90% of what I need to cum but that last 10% isn't there. But that's not a bad thing; this is a GREAT sleeve for times when you ARE saving it up and still want to have some fun and not cum, an edging session where you don't cum at the end. It's also nice to use it to alternate with a sleeve that has a texture you like, alternating with it during a session.

The sensation when using it is mesmerizing because it feels so good but I know I'm not going to cum.

Since it doesn't have any texture the lube gets pushed out fairly quickly when you don't have the end cap screwed down so that there's no suction. With suction the lube lasts well.

Conclusion:
Excellent and superb for edging, and during a session for alternating with your sleeves that are textured. With the end cap off lube gets pushed out since it doesn't have any texture. I'm definitely glad I bought this one.

Score 3.15 Overall Satisfaction 3.15
Intensity 3.925
Stimulation 3.875
Penetration 3.45
Tightness 3.875
Suction Effect -
Realism -
Variation 4.45
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 4.475
Cleanup 2.975
Dry Time 3.475

Crystal Review

December 28th, 2014 (Crystal Texture)

This was my first one. In the beginning I really loved it. But then after a few months, maybe 6 or so, it developed a tear along the inside so I ordered another one. The second one also developed a tear after several months. So it seems that it's not made very durably. I don't know if it's because it's clear or what.

I've also realized that it's too aggressive of a texture for me and that I need something that's not as tight.

The transparency was interesting for a short while but its novelty quickly wore off.

I just used it again after not having used it for a few weeks ago and I really noticed how much less flexible and soft it is. Again, I don't know if this is because the clear stuff it's made from ages more quickly or what. I also have let this one soak in the sink for long periods, so perhaps long exposure to water isn't good for it?

Conclusion:
The biggest drawback is that it poorly made and develops tears. Being clear ended up not being that interesting in the long run. The biggest plus is that the textures change in the right places; all the way in I get a nice texture change on the head.

Score 3.82 Overall Satisfaction 3.82
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