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4 Ratings

4 Reviews

Penis Length: 17.145cm
Girth: 13.97cm


About Me

Penis size affects a sleeve's performance, so it is important to know what you are comparing to.

--My Measurements--

Length: 7.75 inches
Girth: 5.5 inches (shaft), 4.9 inches (head)

-- About Measuring Length --

There are many ways length can be measured to get a different result, so this is how I did it: I became fully erect and held my penis straight at a 90 degree angle from my body. I then measured with a ruler from tip to waistline, pressing the ruler into my waist to the bone. I lose one full inch for a total of 6.75 inches if I do not press the ruler in.

-- About Measuring Girth --

Girth, also known as the circumference, is best measured by wrapping a soft tape measure (cloth, vinyl, etc) gently around your penis. If one is unavailable, you can use any thin, flexible cord such as a piece of string, then straighten it out against a standard ruler.

Reviews Introduction

--My Measurements--
Length: 7.75 inches
Girth: 5.5 inches (shaft), 4.9 inches (head)

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Found 4 reviews in total

Intensity 3
Stimulation 3
Penetration 4.5
Tightness 3.5
Suction Effect 3
Realism 3
Variation 4
Smoothness 3
Orgasm Rating 4.8
Noise 5
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 3

Eden Review

December 30th, 2019 (Eden Texture)

I see Eden as a spiritual successor to the original "Lotus" texture, given its more-interesting entry, Lotus Node near the middle, and loosely spaced ribs afterward. However as far as I am concerned, the two sleeves feel completely different.

My impression of Eden suffers a little from it feeling "too random" (like most modern Fleshlight designs, sadly). Eden has small round bumps, big square bumps, a Lotus Node, then big square ribs. Then if you are the one guy out there with a 9 inch dick, there are big round bumps right at the end. A total of 5 distinct sections. I prefer something simpler. If they had instead designed it with only 3 distinct sections (those small round bumps, then the Lotus Node, then big square ribs all the way to the end), I think I would have liked it better.

That said, Eden does have one stand-out benefit for me. I've always been one to get overstimulated when I cum in a Fleshlight, causing me to freeze up and ruin the orgasm. But I noticed one night, quite by accident, that if I finish in just the first two inches of Eden, It is much easier to continue thrusting and the orgasm is glorious. I believe it is some combination of the small bumpy texture and not having my penis fully enveloped when I unload. I can achieve similar orgasms in "Crush", but as it turns out, not in "Destroya", which remains too overstimulating at the entrance.

Not quite the successor to Lotus that I was hoping for

Score 3.74 Overall Satisfaction 3.5
Intensity 3
Stimulation 3.5
Penetration 1.5
Tightness 3.5
Suction Effect 2.5
Realism 4
Variation 2
Smoothness 3.5
Orgasm Rating 4.5
Noise 5
Lube Use 2.5
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 3

Lotus Review

December 30th, 2019 (Lotus Texture)

Lotus begins smoothly with 3.5 inches of gradual change in tightness, designed to realistically simulate the feel of entering a human vagina. At the end of this section is the first appearance of an iconic Fleshlight feature: the Lotus Node.

A Lotus Node is the Fleshlight equivalent of a cervix. A real cervix does not allow penetration, but Fleshlights are toys designed to fulfill fantasies, so Lotus Nodes are designed to be particularly thrilling to push through. When your glans (penis head) presses into it, the node resists slightly, bending inward until it suddenly inverts and you penetrate it with a bit of a popping sensation. Then you have about an inch of smooth walls again. This gives you space to appreciate the Lotus Node as a distinct feature. Many newer sleeves include a Lotus Node, but it is harder to discern due to close proximity with other interesting features.

Unfortunately, most guys cannot reach far past the Lotus Node. To reach the four tight chambers at the end, one's penis must be significantly longer than average. Mine is about 7.75 inches long (bone-pressed length), but due to belly fat and padding at the front of a Fleshlight, I only feel one of the four chambers at the end. This isn't really enough to make a good sleeve. My first week or two with Lotus, I thought the texture was rather boring despite being able to reach this far.

Fortunately, this sleeve gets a lot better after a break-in period. It is necessary to roughen the otherwise-smooth walls a little, so they can be properly felt. Then it becomes something special. I'm a guy who appreciates being able to understand a texture rather than experience it as a random assortment of shapes. So whenever I pull out the old Lotus, its simple gently-sloping interior feels like home. I do the secret handshake with my old pal the Lotus Node, and my dick is so happy that it could just cry right then and there.

I ended up liking this sleeve enough that even today when I have over 20 Fleshlight sleeves, Lotus it is my #2 favorite just below Wonder Wave, and when my Lotus developed a hole in the side, I bought another without hesitation. It is now discontinued, so I am glad I got a replacement while I could!

Still the best use of a Lotus Node after over a decade

Score 3.43 Overall Satisfaction 4.5
Intensity 4.5
Stimulation 4.75
Penetration 2
Tightness 2.5
Suction Effect 2
Realism 3.5
Variation 0
Smoothness 0
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 2.5
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 2.5

Wonder Wave Review

June 27th, 2019 (Wonder Wave Texture)

Wonder Wave Ice was my first Fleshlight, purchased around late 2008 after lusting over Fleshlights for most of my teenage years. I was very excited to get this toy, and had high expectations. I had an idea of how great sex was supposed to feel based on lots of erotic stories and porn, but stroking my dick with my un-lubed hand was never even close. That sometimes felt good in short bursts (depending on arousal), but only the orgasm was consistently great like I thought sex should be and it was only a short taste. I wanted the Fleshlight to be more like sex, because after all, people were calling it "realistic".

Incredibly, Wonder Wave met my expectations and didn't stop there. Within a few sessions, it was delivering waves of pleasure, just like its name promised, long before I reached orgasm. This is exactly what I hoped for. The simple ribbed texture does wonderful things to me, like it was designed to fulfill my primal desires perfectly. The pleasure is like heaven, and as I approach climax it gets more intense. It begins to feel better than orgasms I've had in the dark pre-fleshlight days. If I am very diligent, I can "edge" to here and experience this multiple times. And then there is the actual orgasm. WOW. I get very sensitive during orgasm, which must be a big part of why it felt so good when using just my hand. When I cum inside the Fleshlight, the feelings are so intensified that it actually becomes too much. My instinct is to stop moving, but this sort of ruins the orgasm. With planning, I can build up the willpower to keep stroking through the orgasm and then I will experience the most intense pleasure I could have imagined, sadly accompanied by urgent discomfort, but it can be worth powering through if I am in the mood.

Most of this which I have described is not unique to the Wonder Wave, but shared by many other Fleshlights. Wonder Wave's advantage is in its simple repeating texture which makes for a more consistent, repeatable experience. Newer textures look more impressive with their fancy chambers that vary throughout the canal, but sometimes there is beauty in simplicity. I have a lot more sleeves now, but Wonder Wave is still my number one.

Wonder wave lives up to its name, and is my favorite Fleshlight.

Score 3.48 Overall Satisfaction 4.5
Intensity 0.01
Stimulation 0.01
Penetration 2.5
Tightness 0.01
Suction Effect 2.5
Realism 0
Variation 0.01
Smoothness 5
Orgasm Rating 0.01
Noise 5
Lube Use 0.01
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 5

Original Review

May 8th, 2019 (Original Texture)

I found the "Original" smooth texture to be extraordinarily boring. It is fun to penetrate, as all Fleshlights are, but after that I feel almost nothing. There is a sense of tightness, and I can feel the smooth walls sl along, but it is not the least bit pleasurable. I might as well be humping the air.

The reason I bought this sleeve is that my penis head gets oversensitive when I cum, and if I finish in a sex toy, I freeze up and that usually spoils the orgasm. I had hoped the lack of stimulation from this texture would prevent over-stimulation and let me continue thrusting. It didn't help. After several attempts, I concluded that any continuous stimulation of my penis head, however mild, is uncomfortable during orgasm and makes me instinctively stop moving. Interestingly, using my hand to finish has always been fine, even with intense head stimulation. Similarly, I can finish comfortably when using a Quickshot (a very short Fleshlight) as long as I keep it mostly on my shaft during ejaculation.

The most boring sleeve in the Fleshlight lineup. Skip it.

Score 1.93 Overall Satisfaction 0.01
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