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Intensity 4.55
Stimulation 4.6
Penetration 4.05
Tightness 4.2
Suction Effect 4.65
Realism 4.9
Variation 4.8
Smoothness 4.05
Orgasm Rating 5
Noise 4.15
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 3.85
Dry Time 3.5

Cream Review

January 12th, 2021 (Cream Texture)

Hello everybody. It’s knifebro69 and I hope you’re feeling fine. If you would like to find me on Reddit, my username is /u/knifebro69 if you have any questions. I also have a YouTube account that goes by the same name.


Pre-Game: Cream seemed to be getting a lot of love across the forums, and Reddit. So I figured I would give it a try since I already wanted to get the sleeve.

Penetration: The inner texture is great, the first beginning texturing is a bit more fleshly feeling, and provides a nice amount of resistance at the start. Having a defined texture for the beginning portion of the sleeve, and having a not to tight and not too loose pussy, is a great combo. You absolutely can have fun just penetrating Cream over and over.

Intensity/Stimulation: The intensity for the sleeve is Mid-High to High. There is a lot of variation, going between lotus nodes at the very front, lots of open areas and tighter areas, bumpy areas that provide friction. It seems to have everything I like in sleeves. The variety and the design makes for a pretty intense experience. I wouldn’t say it is the most intense sleeve out there, but it is up there with the best. Amazing feeling stimulation.

Orgasms: Going between the squeezing area and the open area on your penis, really just squeezes out your cum, like squeezing out the last bit of toothpaste out of a toothpaste tube. It is amazing to cum in, probably my favorite Fleshlight of all time for orgasming.

Clean Up/Dry Time: Average cleanup and dry time. For having so much variety and stuff going on in the texture, I thought it would be harder to rinse out. In reality, it cleaned out like a breeze. It also seemed to dry about on par with the rest of my collection.

Sound: Pretty quiet overall. The only time it made a lot of noise is when I had the back suction cap on all the way, and really fucked it hard. But for my girth being at 6 inches around, it isn’t surprising that would happen.

Conclusion:
Cream has great variety, nice tightness, a great texturing for orgasming, and overall just has a nice High to Mid-High stimulating design. This is one of the best sleeves Fleshlight has made in recent times. I think they have really outdone themselves here. If you have any interest in Cream, I think you should do yourself a favor and pick it up.

Score 4.38 Overall Satisfaction 5
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Intensity 3.05
Stimulation 3.15
Penetration 5
Tightness 5
Suction Effect 5
Realism 3.9
Variation 2.45
Smoothness 4.5
Orgasm Rating 4.6
Noise 2.9
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 3.1
Dry Time 2.95

Boss Level Review

January 12th, 2021 (Boss Level Texture)

Hello everybody. It’s knifebro69 and I hope you’re feeling fine. If you would like to find me on Reddit, my username is /u/knifebro69 if you have any questions. I also have a YouTube account that goes by the same name.


Pre-Game: The marketing for Lvl-Up and Boss Level was right up my alley. So, being the true elite gamer swag xxx that I am, I needed to try beating this Boss.

Penetration: This sleeve is TIGHT! I mean just look at it, it is pretty much tight the entire way! The initial penetration is nice and tight, which leads right into tight texturing. The combination of this makes for a nice tight ass sort of experience. One of the better sleeves to get for penetration.

Intensity/Stimulation: This texture is Mid intensity. Ive had a lot of people tell me this is High intensity, I just don’t see it. There isn’t enough variation to really justify it. I can see Mid-High at times, but for the most part it is a massaging, tight, Mid stimulation experience. The tightness is just enough to not be too tight, which allows you to feel the bumpy inside of the sleeve which allows for great stimulation the entire way.

Orgasms: For being a Mid stimulation sleeve, this is a great orgasming sleeve! The sleeve is so tight that when you orgasm, the cum just gets hugged out of your cock. Great feeling, one of the better parts of Boss Level.

Clean Up/Dry Time: Above Average Time. This texture is so tight for the entirety of the sleeve, that dry time is a long time. There simply isn’t that much air allowed within such a small chamber. The clean up itself was a breeze, not much to catch onto. But for the most part the only bad part of this was the drying.

Sound: The sound can get quite loud since it gets so tight. If you don’t watch how you are thrusting, you can make some fart sounds pretty easily. Be aware if you need to keep quiet.

Conclusion:
Boss Level is a super tight sleeve the entire way. The only bad things I can say are the lack of much variety, and the long dry time. Besides that, this sleeve is a great anal sleeve for someone who wants a tight ass experience that is somewhat realistic feeling.

Score 3.85 Overall Satisfaction 4.35
Intensity 2.75
Stimulation 3.2
Penetration 2.55
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 3
Realism 1.45
Variation 1.55
Smoothness 3.55
Orgasm Rating 3.1
Noise 3.9
Lube Use 3.9
Cleanup 3.6
Dry Time 3.5

Bigfoot Review

January 12th, 2021 (Bigfoot Texture)

Hello everybody. It’s knifebro69 and I hope you’re feeling fine. If you would like to find me on Reddit, my username is /u/knifebro69 if you have any questions. I also have a YouTube account that goes by the same name.


Pre-Game: With Fleshlight Freaks having it’s trouble filled release in 2020, I had to get the Bigfoot. It had some interesting reviews, so I felt like I needed to try it while I could.

Penetration: Penetrating such big lips was an experience, but to be honest it wasn’t amazing. It was just too wide and loose. Honestly, what can you expect for a sleeve that replicates a Bigfoot’s pussy? Yeah but in general, it wasn’t super amazing to penetrate, just felt loose.

Intensity/Stimulation: This texture is Low stimulation. The bumps don’t really provide much resistance, and the entire sleeve seems sort of bland. I had hoped this would be more intense but in reality it wasn’t.

Orgasms: I thought orgasms with this would be intense because it looks like the texture is basically STU on crack. But in general orgasms were not a really big highlight of this sleeve. Just normal.

Clean Up/Dry Time: Average. Nothing really of note here either way. Basically dries like an STU, which is to say, average dry and cleanup time.

Sound: Pretty quiet overall. The STU type of textures don’t tend to make a lot of noise, I believe it is because not much air can get trapped within the texture.

Conclusion:
Overall, fucking a Bigfoot isn’t that amazing. The bumps look like a super charged STU, but in reality it was just low stimulation, that at most did just a bit of massaging. Everything else was pretty run of the mill stat wise. If Bigfoot is available to you, I think you can give it a pass. Unless you really want to smash a Sasquatch’s snatch. Then go for it bro.

Score 3.05 Overall Satisfaction 3.6
Intensity 1.1
Stimulation 0.75
Penetration 1.15
Tightness 1.15
Suction Effect 1.2
Realism 1.35
Variation 2.95
Smoothness 1.95
Orgasm Rating 1
Noise 3.2
Lube Use 3.7
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 4.5

Blue Ice Review

January 12th, 2021 (Blue Ice Texture)

Hello everybody. It’s knifebro69 and I hope you’re feeling fine. If you would like to find me on Reddit, my username is /u/knifebro69 if you have any questions. I also have a YouTube account that goes by the same name.


Pre-Game: I won this in a contest, so I got it for free. That being said, I had no expectation for this besides that it was a Fleshlight without a case that you hold like a coffee mug.

Penetration: Initial penetration was not stellar. It is not tight and the entry point isn’t shaped like a pussy or ass or mouth, so it is a pretty boring entrance. Real bland penetration.

Intensity/Stimulation: This texture is Low stimulation. I could barely get myself off. The entire thing just sort of flops back and forth without the support of an outside case to hold it’s shape. Really a huge let down.

Orgasms: Usually lower stimulation toys give you a bigger orgasm. Not with this one. Your orgasm just comes out, and the Grip sort of just flops around on it, you can’t get much out of it.

Clean Up/Dry Time: Very fast. The cleanup was easy because of the small size and shape, and the drying case it comes with speeds up dry time tremendously. This is the fastest cleaning Fleshlight, only second to the Quickshot series.

Sound: Pretty quiet, not much else to say, just low sound.

Conclusion:
Overall if you desire fast dry time and cleanup over all else, and you don’t want a Quickshot, this is your best bet. It is bad at pretty much every other category. It is my least favorite Fleshlight to date.

Score 2.07 Overall Satisfaction 1
Intensity 2.9
Stimulation 3.55
Penetration 3.1
Tightness 3.1
Suction Effect 2.7
Realism 2
Variation 3.15
Smoothness 4.5
Orgasm Rating 4.5
Noise 4.6
Lube Use 3.8
Cleanup 3.85
Dry Time 4.1

Indulge Review

January 12th, 2021 (Indulge Texture)

Hello everybody. It’s knifebro69 and I hope you’re feeling fine. If you would like to find me on Reddit, my username is /u/knifebro69 if you have any questions. I also have a YouTube account that goes by the same name.


Pre-Game: I first was interested in Indulge because I thought Angela White was hot. Later, I was interested because of the unique spherical bumps present throughout the entire texture.

Penetration: Initial penetration is alright. It’s not bad but it’s nothing to write home about. The lips aren’t overly grippy and it isn’t super tight or anything. Kind of run of the mill. Sticking your dick in a pussy is still awesome, but Indulge doesn’t seemed to be designed around initial penetration.

Intensity/Stimulation: This texture is a solid Mid stimulation. The bumps and spheres offer a nice massaging pattern that gets more intense as you get closer to orgasm. It is not anything too overly intense, but a good middle ground. Not much variation though.

Orgasms: Having so many spheres rub against you over and over sort of helps squeeze out every last bit as you orgasm. Having the spheres rub on your penis head is also a boon for orgasming. Overall orgasms were great with this.

Clean Up/Dry Time: Above Average Time. Because of all the spheres, the dry time and cleanup time are a bit longer than average. It’s not the worst but it is not a quick dry.

Sound: Pretty quiet overall. The sleeve seems to be wide enough that sound is not really a big deal.

Conclusion:
If you are looking for a Fleshlight that is mostly based around massaging or spheres, this is your go to. The texture thins out and widens adding some variety, but for the most part there isn’t much change in texturing. It has Mid stimulation, and overall is a unique design that ends up being a middle ground sort of sleeve overall.

Score 3.56 Overall Satisfaction 3.95
Intensity 3.55
Stimulation 3.55
Penetration 2.95
Tightness 3.05
Suction Effect 5
Realism 2.1
Variation 1.85
Smoothness 4.55
Orgasm Rating 5
Noise 4.65
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 2.5
Dry Time 2.4

Mischief Review

January 11th, 2021 (Mischief Texture)

Hello everybody. It’s knifebro69 and I hope you’re feeling fine. If you would like to find me on Reddit, my username is /u/knifebro69 if you have any questions. I also have a YouTube account that goes by the same name.


Pre-Game: I saw this pattern and it interested me, as I never saw internal texturing similar to this. The only comparable texture I can think of that would be similar, is Twisted.

Penetration: The inner texture doesn’t allow for the butthole to be overly tight. The only tight thing about the butthole is that it is small. Besides that, the feeling of penetrating into a spiral milking pattern is great.

Intensity/Stimulation: This texture is Low to Mid-Low stimulation. The entire feeling is just a twisted milking patter that has some ridges that are somewhat stimulating. This is good for longer sessions but this sleeve isn’t very intense because of it.

Orgasms: Since this is a low stimulation milking sort of texture, it takes a while for orgasms. This is probably good for edging. Overall, when you came, this really does milk you. Not surprising.

Clean Up/Dry Time: Above Average Time. Because the entire sleeve is ribbed and tight and has a bunch of areas for water and other stuff to get stuck. It’s not terrible but it is above average for both drying and cleaning.

Sound: Pretty quiet overall. I guess the twisting tight pattern doesn’t release much sound.

Conclusion:
Overall, this sleeve seems somewhat like an upgraded Twisted. The entire sleeve is a spiraling milking pattern that is Mid-Low to Mid stimulation, good for longer sessions. If you want a sleeve that only offers a milking sensation, which internals focus only on that. I suggest checking this out.

Score 3.53 Overall Satisfaction 4.25
Intensity 4
Stimulation 4
Penetration 3.5
Tightness 3.55
Suction Effect 5
Realism 5
Variation 4.5
Smoothness 3.25
Orgasm Rating 5
Noise 3.1
Lube Use 4.05
Cleanup 3.55
Dry Time 3.1

Fuego Review

January 11th, 2021 (Fuego Texture)

Hello everybody. It’s knifebro69 and I hope you’re feeling fine. If you would like to find me on Reddit, my username is /u/knifebro69 if you have any questions. I also have a YouTube account that goes by the same name.


Pre-Game: I was attracted to the model they used for this, and I saw that there was a pretty defined lotus node area, so going in I was excited.

Penetration: As you enter, like Lvl-Up, it has a slight hump or curve to it. This is because both Lvl-Up and Fuego

Intensity/Stimulation: You have a decent amount, I would say Mid to Mid-High intensity from this. This all comes from the two lotus nodes, the offset orifice which causes a slight hump at the beginning, and the slight texturing inside of the entire sleeve. There is some ribbed and nubbed texturing for you to enjoy here as well!

Orgasms: Since you are working with such a small toy, it is hard to get to orgasm with this unless you are either small sized or very horny. Once you orgasm it is great. The Quickshot sort of jerks you off which allows a lot of cum to be released.

Clean Up/Dry Time: Above Average Time. Because there are lotus nodes, it essentially closes off areas of the texture, not allowing much air to go through. This causes dry time to be longer. It wasn’t anything too crazy though, but still notable.

Sound: Loud. I think it has to do with having two lotus nodes or something. The sound was quite loud for some reason at points.

Conclusion:
Overall I think it was the most realistic texture you could get at the time in 2020. The lotus nodes felt great, amazing even. The orifice was great and had an inviting hump at the beginning. I think if you want Fuego, you should get Fuego.

Score 4.04 Overall Satisfaction 5
Intensity 3
Stimulation 3.1
Penetration 3.55
Tightness 2.1
Suction Effect 2.05
Realism 1
Variation 4
Smoothness 2.7
Orgasm Rating 5
Noise 2.6
Lube Use 5
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 5

Compact Utopia Review

January 11th, 2021 (Compact Utopia Texture)

Hello everybody. It’s knifebro69 and I hope you’re feeling fine. If you would like to find me on Reddit, my username is /u/knifebro69 if you have any questions. I also have a YouTube account that goes by the same name.


Pre-Game: I was interested in trying a Quickshot and the Riley one seemed to be the most textured and interesting.

Penetration: When you enter the toy, there is mostly just air directly behind the ass or pussy, inside of the toy. This makes it so instead of being tight, it just gives way, so penetration was lackluster on this, although slightly redeemed by the fact that you can go between two holes.

Intensity/Stimulation: Going between the ribs and the fangs is nice, and provided some variation. But overall it was not very intense. It did really well for a Quickshot, but still remains average in intensity.

Orgasms: Since you are working with such a small toy, it is hard to get to orgasm with this unless you are either small sized or very horny. Once you orgasm it is great. The Quickshot sort of jerks you off which allows a lot of cum to be released.

Clean Up/Dry Time: Since the Quickshots are so small, cleanup and dry time were great. Probably the easiest Fleshlight to clean.

Sound: Loud. It does not have a proper back cap like on full sized Fleshlight, so it can make a lot of noise if you aren’t careful.

Conclusion:
If you need a Quickshot, this is not a bad choice. If you want a sex toy to use for a long time, I would go for a full sized Fleshlight. But for being so compact, it punches above it’s weight. It is a great travel or discrete sex toy, although you will still probably desire a full sized one.

Score 3.44 Overall Satisfaction 4.1
Intensity 2.25
Stimulation 2.4
Penetration 3
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 3.9
Realism 0.7
Variation 2
Smoothness 5
Orgasm Rating 3.55
Noise 5
Lube Use 5
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 5

Alien Review

January 11th, 2021 (Alien Texture)

Hello everybody. It’s knifebro69 and I hope you’re feeling fine. If you would like to find me on Reddit, my username is /u/knifebro69 if you have any questions. I also have a YouTube account that goes by the same name.


Pre-Game: Overall I was excited for the Alien sleeve. It has been hyped up over the years and I wanted to see how it was in reality.

Penetration: Overall you can’t really tell that it is an alien pussy orifice. You can notice some slight differences, but nothing major. Penetration was equal to Tasty or Destroya. Some good pussy, but not anything crazy tight.

Intensity/Stimulation: Overall the only thing really giving you stimulation here is the lotus node. I was surprised how low on intensity it was. It was still a great lotus node, but overall nothing crazy.

Orgasms: The orgasms took a longer time to get to because of the lower stimulation. But with the constant tip teaser of the lotus node, when orgasm was reached it was great.

Clean Up/Dry Time: Clean up and dry time were both about average. Nothing too hard to take care of.

Sound: Quieter than average.

Conclusion:
Unless you really want the novelty of an alien pussy, not a must have. Lower stimulation, and pretty average stats in other categories across the board. The lotus node was nice though.

Score 3.56 Overall Satisfaction 3.1
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