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14 Reviews

About Me

Pretty new to FL, but got the fleshcrack virus pretty much instantly. First was in October, up to 16 and restraining myself from more almost daily. The North Pole is on its way, and contemplating my next 3 for the 342 FLG deal. :/ It's a good thing I live alone!

Some info you might find useful for my reviews - I'm a virgin, 26 years old (frowny face) and about 6" in length. Don't know girth, never measured it, but I'd guess pretty average. I much prefer the "smoother" textures that glide along (which is not to say untextured) as compared to the ones that are more of a tug-and-pull kind of feel. For example the Vortex and Swallow I would call "smooth" and Destroya and Mini-lotus I would call tug-and-pull type. Also, as you can tell from my picture, I'm much more a pussy man than an ass or mouth. In fact I got those two for free as mystery sleeves.

Also, one final note, please do not take my "overall" ratings for sleeves to be representative. I did my level best to give my most accurate opinion to the specific qualities asked for, and the resulting total score does not necessarily reflect my overall opinion of the sleeve simply because I value certain aspects much higher, or there is some non-judged factor that plays in.

Found 14 reviews in total

Intensity 3.25
Stimulation 2.8
Penetration 2.5
Tightness 3.25
Suction Effect 3.35
Realism -
Variation 2.5
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 3.325
Cleanup 2.5
Dry Time 1.7

Mini-Lotus Review

December 30th, 2014 (Mini-Lotus Texture)

Among my first purchases (in the second order if I remember correctly), I bought this one due the the lotus's ultra-realism. With the mini-lotus supposedly the same, just shorter so you reach more of it, it seemed like this should be even better. As it turns out, this is my least favorite texture (other than original/super tight). This is the one that made me realize I don't like the tug-and-pull sensation so much. In this one, that's really all I feel. Just a generic pop as I move through each node into what seems like an empty cavern behind. Very little stimulation or intensity. It got a little bit better after breaking in a bit and as variety after using some of the other more intense textures.

Cleanup rarely warrants a note in my reviews, but this one is a bit more difficult than usual. You have to do a bit of work to get all the lube out as the nodes hold it, and it takes quite a long time to dry.

Conclusion:
Can't say I recommend this one. Just not very much feeling to it. Mine is not going to see much use when I have two regular lotuses which I think are much superior.

Score 2.80 Overall Satisfaction 2.8
Intensity 4.425
Stimulation 3.825
Penetration 4.25
Tightness 4.45
Suction Effect 3.5
Realism -
Variation 3.3
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 3.225
Cleanup 2.5
Dry Time 2.25

Primal Review

December 30th, 2014 (Primal Texture)

I have this with Ariel's pussy orifice. It's a perfect match. This one is pretty high on the intensity and even higher on the stimulation. I've written before that I prefer the tug-and-pull type of feel less, which this one definitely is, but for some reason I really love this one anyway. The texture looks quite busy in the pictures, but what I really feel when I thrust into it is a series of very tight rings and lotus nodes. There's a little bit of other shaft massaging going on, which I'm assuming is those forward facing nubs, but I don't feel them distinctly.

The feeling of penetration on this texture is just unreal. I'm sure that's helped out some by Ariel's very tight entrance. It quickly became a regular in my set; very rarely do I FLY without this one in the ready queue. I absolutely love going hands free on this one by wrapping it in a towel between pillows (with a nice heavy memory foam one on top to hold it in place) at the edge of the bed and just going to town. Any speed is good, but mid to fast is the best for me.

Conclusion:
Find your favorite FLG pussy and pair it with this. You won't be disappointed. A great "fantasy" texture, the penetration is just oooooohhhh so nice!

Score 3.53 Overall Satisfaction 3.53
Intensity 4.325
Stimulation 3.75
Penetration 3.05
Tightness 3.75
Suction Effect -
Realism -
Variation 2.975
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 3.375
Cleanup 2.5
Dry Time 2.5

Destroya Review

December 30th, 2014 (Destroya Texture)

Stoya and Tori Black's textures were the top two I was eager to try once I bit the bullet and plunged into the FLG line (spurred by a free mystery sale). This one certainly looks like a doozy, and has a reputation of being incredibly intense, one of the most intense ILF offers. And those lips are just plain gorgeous!

Well, it is quite intense and stiumlating, but not quite like I hoped. It's not a bad texture at all, this time it's all personal preference. I thought I would be able to clearly feel the texture since it looks so strong and distinct with those teeth. I wasn't quite correct. It certainly is a distinct feel, but not in that I can feel each element clearly. I feel a gentler bumpy entrance, followed by just a general teethy, nubby feeling from the next two sections combined. I can't feel the change in direction or types of nubs/teeth like I thought. It's VERY tug and pulling, which is certainly intense and stimulating, but not really in the way I prefer. I like smoother gliding with more ribbed/gentle bumping textures it turns out. Ones that tug and pull so much like this one are a bit rough for regular or continuous use for me. It starts to feel like it's beating up my dick. Hopefully it still has some room to break in and improve.

I wish I could reach the back section. That ribbed texture with the tightening diameter looks quite fun and would be a nice contrast to the teeth.

Conclusion:
Extremely intense and stimulating. If that's what you're looking for, you'll love it. For me however, it's a good one to use to ramp up the intensity when I want, but not a regular.

Score 3.28 Overall Satisfaction 3.28
Intensity 3.325
Stimulation 3.975
Penetration 3.95
Tightness 3.2
Suction Effect -
Realism -
Variation 2.8
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 3.25
Cleanup 3.725
Dry Time 3.325

Forbidden Review

December 30th, 2014 (Forbidden Texture)

This is one I got for free as a mystery sleeve. I'm not really that much into anal, and I likely wouldn't have bought it. The entrance is probably going to be nice and tight no matter what orifice you get it in, but the rest isn't terribly, but it's not overly loose. What I like most is the very small ribbing. It doesn't end up feeling like a ribbed texture at all, but just a rough patch. I like that it feels like it could be more "natural" instead of a synthetic, unrealistic texture. Looking at the picture, I had high hopes for the wavy tunnel after the texture, but it's a VERY subtle feeling. Mostly I just feel that I'm out of the ribs, not that I'm worming down a swirling passage.

I do find that I get in the mood for this one sometimes though. It's made me a little more interested in anal as a general concept. One way to use this that does get me going that I've found is wedging it between the mattress and box spring and REALLY going at it hard. Most textures don't really change that much with speed for me, but this one is definitely better faster.

One more note on the con side, this one needs more lube than average.

Conclusion:
I'm glad I got it, but after having used it it still wouldn't be at the top of my to buy list. But when I get in the mood for some hard rutting, that mattress setup and oh boy! Especially good if I've got a particular girl in mind I'm plowing into (and probably watching on my laptop propped on my bed).

Score 3.45 Overall Satisfaction 3.45
Intensity 3.45
Stimulation 3.725
Penetration 3.225
Tightness 3.25
Suction Effect -
Realism -
Variation 3.325
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 3.45
Cleanup 2.825
Dry Time 2.8

Misfit-Scorpio Review

December 30th, 2014 (Misfit-Scorpio Texture)

I bought this one on a whim during a mystery limited edition sale (unrelated note: this is not a great idea). I selected this one because it is not available in orgy, which the sale didn't include, and it looks quite interesting and wild. Unfortunately, it doesn't quite feel that way. This is one I'd call simply good. It's got a decently stimulating texture, but smoother and more generic rather than intense like I thought it would be. It all blends together and feels pretty much uniform to me. I don't feel the "mountain" like bumps toward the end, though I probably don't reach very far into those. A little ribby and bumpy, a "smooth" type rather than a "tug". Not terribly tight, but it does get smaller further in. This is one I go to when I want a non-distinct texture to build or coast with for a while in longer sessions.

Conclusion:
Very middle of the road in pretty much all aspects including intensity, stimulation, and tightness. Not a bad selection, but not a must either.

Score 3.26 Overall Satisfaction 3.26
Intensity 1.925
Stimulation 2.5
Penetration 2.5
Tightness 1.375
Suction Effect -
Realism -
Variation 0.95
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 1.5
Cleanup 4.475
Dry Time 3.85

Original Review

December 30th, 2014 (Original Texture)

Well, this is going to be a short one, because there's not much to say about this one. With everything else available, not much here to recommend. I've only used it once more after I made my second order and got some other textures. I bought this one as part of my first order along with the Alien (and a free mystery swallow) because I thought the original would be a good place to start. Didn't want to start off 'big' or with the more unrealistic ones was my thought process. I don't recommend this. I didn't know about death grip syndrome and I had it bad. I really didn't feel anything at all sliding into this. It's not quite as bad now, but still least exciting and stimulating sleeve there is. All the pleasure I got from this was really from the general excitement of using a FL for the first time, and the fact I was sliding into something other than my hand for the first time.

Conclusion:
Really the only reason to buy this is if you have a desire to experience the original. Mine probably won't be used again, unless I'm struck by a desire for a REALLY bland and gentile ride for variety's sake sometime.

Score 2.39 Overall Satisfaction 2.39
Intensity 4.35
Stimulation 4.475
Penetration 4.325
Tightness 3.625
Suction Effect -
Realism -
Variation 3.225
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 3.3
Cleanup 3.375
Dry Time 2.95

Swallow Review

December 30th, 2014 (Swallow Texture)

This was among the first textures I ever slid into. Prior to this, I had one FLight each with original and Alien, and still had Death Grip Syndrome pretty bad. This was the first texture I really felt. That first stroke into these lips was that "WOW" moment for me that let me know fleshlights were the shit. I've got a little more perspective now, so let's have a real review shall we?

I love that super ribbed texture that makes up the majority of this sleeve, at least for someone of my size (~6"). It's just that perfect level of gentle intense, if ya know what I mean. (I hope you know what I mean, I really want this to be a useful review!) I don't have the actual super ribbed, so I don't know if they are in fact exactly the same, but they sure look that way in the pictures. As for the rest of it... well there's a bit of variety that I would think sets it apart from the super ribbed enough to warrant a look. The entrance starts off with a quite tight passage, though I don't really feel the "teeth" at all. Unfortunately, I only juuuuuuust nudge the "deep throat" portion of the texture with my head on the exit from the ribbed section. Just enough to feel that there IS a difference, but not really experience it. It doesn't help that my orifice is actually some FJB that I got as a free mystery. It's pretty thick and I really have to jam in hard to get that far. I missed out on the mini-swallow texture, but I have to imagine it is fantastic to get into (and maybe all the way through) the ultra tight section. Hopefully it will return in some form or other soon (are you reading this ILF?). Even as it stands, it adds a bit of variety and interest just to touch it a little.

I can't speak to all of the orifices, but I imagine they are somewhat similar and mine is very easy to get into, but not loose. This is a good one to "get things going" or revitalize for multi-sessions, if you know what I mean.

Conclusion:
If you like ribbed textures at all, don't pass on this one. Fast or slow, it doesn't matter, that super ribbed section makes my knees weak! (Because I like to stroke with this standing up rather than fuck it or lay down to better emulate a BJ.)

Score 3.71 Overall Satisfaction 3.71
Intensity 4.35
Stimulation 3.95
Penetration 3.8
Tightness 3.675
Suction Effect -
Realism -
Variation 4.475
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 3.2
Cleanup 2.3
Dry Time 2.425

Torrid Review

December 29th, 2014 (Torrid Texture)

This sure is an interesting one. Due to the nature of the elements, the cutaway pictures leave this one looking blander than it really is. I was quite surprised by the intensity when I slid in. You should really check the inside view link to get a better look at this.

I bought this as much for the fantasy as the texture - I think Tori Black is one of the hottest porn stars out there and I just love the look of her pussy. Turns out the texture is really good as well. This one is unique in that you can really feel distinct different sections. Again, you might not guess this by the picture alone. The "gates" between them are a big reason why, but the actual textures are different enough to be noticeable as well, unlike many other FLs in my opinion. And pushing through the gates, oh wow. I'm not normally a fan of the "tug-and-pull" feel, but it's great here (although coming back out isn't as good for me - more tugging).

If there's a down side for me, it's that it gets TOO intense when I near orgasm for me to handle. I think I've only finished off in this one once; I ususally switch to a gentler sleeve toward the end. It's also much better at slow and steady than rapid stroking, and a little more lube hungry than average. I think those gates tend to scrape it away from your shaft. It takes a little bit of extra fingering to get it clean and shake water out due to the little gate nodes, but it's not really any more difficult overall.

Conclusion:
Surprisingly intense. Has a good balance of smooth, gliding feel with a little bit of tug-and-pull for those who like that with the gates. The most intense feeling I've had with FLs is the first time I slid into this one while it was piping hot out of the water soak!

Score 3.52 Overall Satisfaction 3.52
Intensity 3.8
Stimulation 4.3
Penetration 2.925
Tightness 2.95
Suction Effect 3.3
Realism -
Variation 3.125
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 2.8
Cleanup 2.8
Dry Time 2.95

Vortex Review

December 29th, 2014 (Vortex Texture)

This is one to go to when you want something smoother and "regular," but with some good stimulation thrown in. I admit I was a little disappointed for the first couple of uses, because based on the pictures I thought it would be a lot more... "swirly" feeling. It feels more like a ribbed variation. However after a while, I did notice the changing diameter more. It provides that "sucking you in" feel. While it's not one of my absolute favorites like I thought it would be, it's still very good, and one I usually have in the mix for my multi-FL sessions. It's a great "smooth" (vs. tug-and-pull) texture if you want something mostly uniform that you can thrust/stroke and build with for a good while. And as you close in on orgasm, the ribs REALLY start to kick in.

Conclusion:
Similar to cyborg and super-ribbed. A good one to have a long session with and fantasize about a particular girl perhaps.

Score 3.22 Overall Satisfaction 3.22
Intensity 1.875
Stimulation 2.875
Penetration 2.85
Tightness 2.975
Suction Effect -
Realism -
Variation 0.375
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 1.85
Cleanup 4.85
Dry Time 3.725

Super Tight Review

December 29th, 2014 (Super Tight Texture)

One of my earlier, second round purchases because I wanted something really tight. I didn't really realize at the time a lot of (most?) of the textures are just as tight, at least at some points along the tunnel. Being that it's completely smooth, it's not very intense, and holy crap is it lube hungry! (That makes it REALLY easy to clean and dry though). It was nice for the tightness, but I don't really use this much anymore. Just every now and again when I feel like going back to it for variety or a pure, tight FLight.

Conclusion:
Can't say I'd really recommend this unless like me, you're just starting out and want to start with untextured, or a completely smooth but pretty tight feel is what you're specifically looking for. The tightness alone wasn't as stimulating as I hoped when I bought it.

Score 2.67 Overall Satisfaction 2.67
Intensity 3.3
Stimulation 3.95
Penetration 2.5
Tightness 3.25
Suction Effect 3.5
Realism -
Variation 2.875
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 3.3
Cleanup 3
Dry Time 2.5

Lotus Review

December 29th, 2014 (Lotus Texture)

This one was a surprise to me. I didn't think I was going to like it much, but I really do, even from the first use. I used a mini-lotus before this, and didn't like it a whole lot, so I didn't go into the regular lotus with great expectations. However, I like this one WAY better than the mini! The tight penetration that opens up and sucks you in is way more pleasurable and stimulating than I thought a completely smooth texture could be. And then that lotus node... WOW. Every time I hit it I feel like I need to climax immediately. It's a real teaser! I think I like this so much better than the mini because the longer entry has more time to gracefully change into the next part of the texture, resulting in a nice smooth ride that flows from one element to the next. I didn't get much smooth stimulation from the mini, just the tug-and-pull from all the chambers (which I reach more of). I didn't feel the shape or nodes so much, just the fact that I was moving through them with the 'pop'. I'm a virgin, so I can't exactly comment on the realism, but I have to imagine it's pretty good based on how smooth and natural thrusting into this is (but not boring).

Conclusion:
Much better than the mini-lotus in my opinion. If you like smoother, subtler flights, this is a great one. It's not among my most common ones used, but oh boy does it make for a good long session. Or a warm-up or cool-down for other more intense textures.

Score 3.13 Overall Satisfaction 3.13
Intensity 3.45
Stimulation 4.25
Penetration 3.75
Tightness 2.3
Suction Effect -
Realism -
Variation 2.95
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 3
Cleanup 3.5
Dry Time 2.475

Cyborg Review

December 29th, 2014 (Cyborg Texture)

Oh my this is a good one. From the picture, the texture looks pretty wild. What it really ends up feeling like to me is very similar to a super-ribbed (or that section of a swallow, as I don't own a true super-ribbed), but with irregularities. It's not a uniform sensation of ribbing, and this might just be my imagination because it's not very distinct, but it seems like I can feel the "circuit board" section rubbing the underside of my tip. It also varies in diameter a little, which creates pockets where the ribbing more gently caresses your cock. Some of the best orgasms I've had were with my tip in this area as I shot off.

The orifice is pretty nice to look at also, if you have a little kink. In my two-class system of "smooth" and "tug-and-pull", this is a smooth, with some pretty heavy ribs. It feels very similar to vortex, but like I said more irregular.

Conclusion:
Overall, one of my top textures. Extremely stimulating and quite intense without being a tugger.

Score 3.21 Overall Satisfaction 3.21
Intensity 3.35
Stimulation 3.45
Penetration 2.75
Tightness 3.35
Suction Effect -
Realism -
Variation 1.7
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 3.45
Cleanup 3.45
Dry Time 3.475

Drac Review

December 29th, 2014 (Drac Texture)

This is the third freak I picked up. I'm a bit kinky, so I really like the orifice. The texture isn't something that floored me, but I would describe it as solidly good. It's decently smooth (as opposed to tug and pull like) and tight, with a little extra nubby feel by the teeth along the channel. I can't really discern the spiral part of the texture that well. Overall it's a nice, consistent feel that I can use as a longer build-up kind of FLight. A great texture to go to when I want something that's not wildly intense or distinctive, but is still very stimulating.

Conclusion:
The kink factor along with the snug, smooth-but-stimulating is why I like this one.

Score 3.12 Overall Satisfaction 3.12
Intensity 3.425
Stimulation 4.25
Penetration 4.75
Tightness 1.825
Suction Effect -
Realism -
Variation 3.825
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 2.95
Cleanup 2.5
Dry Time 2.5

Alien Review

December 29th, 2014 (Alien Texture)

Wow! I absolutely love this texture. It has the most distinct variation in feeling, including what I think is the best sub-texture there is with the entry spiral. The orifice is looser than most, but it doesn't really take anything away from that awesome spiral penetration. I've seen many other reviews call it the vortex texture, but it's not the same. The vortex is a repeating "V" pattern with smaller, "sharper" for lack of better term ridges that feel like a ribbed variation. The Alien spiral is deeper and smoother, with ridges that are like bars along the length of the tunnel, but slightly twisted around it. The result is a texture that really feels like it is spiraling around my shaft. "Tipping" with this texture is almost unbearably good. After that incredible entry is the lotus node that provides a tight, barrier-like transition to the STU bump section, which is what gives it a lot of the distinctive feeling between the textures. I don't reach past the first row or two of the STU, so I can't comment on that much more, but if you've used the STU texture before I'm sure you'll know what you're getting.

On top of all of that, I personally love the orifice especially the blue color, but you may not be quite so kinky :P. And as others have noted, the material is softer due to the blue coloring.

Conclusion:
All in all, my best fleshlight. I usually FLY with multiple FLs at the ready for variation during the sessions, and this one is always in the mix. Unless you just can't accept the orifice (and you can always just not look), this is the only texture I would personally call a must-buy.

Score 3.26 Overall Satisfaction 3.26
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