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I love fleshlight. It's the best sex toy for a guy. Would recommend.

Found 8 reviews in total

Intensity 2.3
Stimulation 3.75
Penetration 1.7
Tightness 1.85
Suction Effect 2.6
Realism 4.6
Variation 1.1
Smoothness 4.55
Orgasm Rating 1.75
Noise 4.5
Lube Use 4.65
Cleanup 4.95
Dry Time 4.7

Vortex Review

December 30th, 2017 (Vortex Texture)

The first time I inserted myself into this sleeve I was reluctant to use it again. I never thought I could break this sleeve in. I swear I had one of those intense gritting teeth faces where you can't tell if the person is in pain or pleasure. Learn from my mistake, and don't buy this sleeve immediately after having the original as your only sleeve. The first few uses can be quite painful if this is a first sleeve or you don't have much experience with other sleeves. Once broken in though, the pleasure from the alternating waves is like none other. There have been times I couldn't finish in my girlfriend because I made the mistake of using a vortex sleeve many times before and expected her to feel like this sleeve. If you're looking for realism, stay away from this sleeve. It is way too pleasurable to replicate anything real. I'd recommend this sleeve for someone who is looking for a quick session and needs to climax early. Lube management is pretty bad, but I usually climax before I have to relube.

Can be tough to break in. Very pleasurable. Feels like a real vagina.

Score 3.19 Overall Satisfaction 1.65

Spice Review

December 30th, 2017 (Spice Texture)

Eva’s Spice is described by one single word: tight! Even though anal textures of Fleshlights tend to be relatively tight, Spice is top-notch in that regard. As tight as Spice has no texture ever been. Only the central chamber provides a bit more space to rest, but before and after that the texture pressures tightly onto the penis.

If you like it tight this is the fleshlight for you.

Intensity 2.55
Stimulation 1.7
Penetration 2.75
Tightness 1.85
Suction Effect 3.85
Realism 4.05
Variation 2.05
Smoothness 3.6
Orgasm Rating 2.65
Noise 2.45
Lube Use 2.05
Cleanup 2.2
Dry Time 3.85

Mini-Lotus Review

December 30th, 2017 (Mini-Lotus Texture)

Good for smaller penises. Among my first purchases (in the second order if I remember correctly), I bought this one due the the lotus's ultra-realism. With the mini-lotus supposedly the same, just shorter so you reach more of it, it seemed like this should be even better. As it turns out, this is my least favorite texture (other than original/super tight). This is the one that made me realize I don't like the tug-and-pull sensation so much. In this one, that's really all I feel. Just a generic pop as I move through each node into what seems like an empty cavern behind. Very little stimulation or intensity. It got a little bit better after breaking in a bit and as variety after using some of the other more intense textures.

Clean up is quite fast.

Feels like a real vagina good for smaller penises would recommend

Score 2.74 Overall Satisfaction 2.8
Intensity 2.15
Stimulation 1.9
Penetration 1.7
Tightness 2.45
Suction Effect 1.85
Realism 2.8
Variation 1.75
Smoothness 1.2
Orgasm Rating 1.95
Noise 1.15
Lube Use 2.5
Cleanup 3.1
Dry Time 3.2

Cougar Review

December 22nd, 2016 (Cougar Texture)

This is quite a complicated texture that goes well with the experience and complexity you would experience if you were fucking a cougar. There are ribs around the diameter that is pleasurable. I am of smaller girth so the fleshlight was a little too big for me, but if you have a big dick then this is perfect for you. Then the middle section contains these smooth oval like discs which rub against your hard cock, which is intensely pleasurable. It will take some stamina not to cum quickly with this kind of texture, as it feels like nothing you would have experienced before not matter how many women you’ve had sex with.

If you have a larger girth penis and like milfs then you should get this fleshlight.

Score 2.17 Overall Satisfaction 2.65
Intensity 2.75
Stimulation 1.85
Penetration 2.2
Tightness 2.1
Suction Effect 1.75
Realism 2.95
Variation 1
Smoothness 4.75
Orgasm Rating 1.45
Noise 4.85
Lube Use 4.6
Cleanup 4.7
Dry Time 4.5

Wonder Wave Review

December 22nd, 2016 (Wonder Wave Texture)

The wonder wave feels fantastic. The orifice is the classic lady, not so special. The inside there are nobs that massage your penis with areas of larger diameter. The wonder wave feels like the most realistic vagina. It is incredible how close it feels to it. The orgasm feels mediocre compared to the punk fleshlight.

If you are a first time fleshlight user and want to have sex closest to the real thing buy this product.

Score 2.94 Overall Satisfaction 1.75
Intensity 1
Stimulation 0.9
Penetration 1
Tightness 2.25
Suction Effect 0.7
Realism 3.35
Variation 0.55
Smoothness 4.85
Orgasm Rating 1.7
Noise 4.9
Lube Use 4.7
Cleanup 4.75
Dry Time 4.6

Original Review

December 4th, 2016 (Original Texture)

The orifice is looks cartoonish. The initial tightness is good then it reaches the general chamber that is uniform. It provides little stimulation. The orgasm was okay, it is good for edging since the sleeve has low stimulation. On the plus side it is easy to clean and dry. The amount of lube is very minimal. Maybe the best for sensitive dicks.

Good if you are new to fleshlight but too vanilla for professionals

Score 2.58 Overall Satisfaction 0.85
Intensity 1.9
Stimulation 1.8
Penetration 4.7
Tightness 5
Suction Effect 1.95
Realism 1.5
Variation 1
Smoothness 3.85
Orgasm Rating 2.85
Noise 1.1
Lube Use 0.65
Cleanup 0.65
Dry Time 0.75

Destroya Review

December 15th, 2015 (Destroya Texture)

The Stoya Destroya is a really intense fleshlight. The front of the fleshlight is extremely appealing and extremely inviting. The lips are nice and succulent and the opening is inviting. One you first enter you will feel little nobs in a very tight opening. After you push through you will get into the chamber of fangs that points toward the center of the chamber. This chamber of fangs is okay, sometimes I don't feel the fangs and just feel it is one with the rest of the sleeve. After the the first chamber of fangs you encounter a tight nub which is very pleasurable then finally you hit the second chamber of fangs. This chamber is very pleasurable because the fangs face the entrance. As you push into the fleshlight the fangs push against your penis and rub their nubs along the head. It is extremely pleasurable. You do need to use a lot of lube to be comfortable using the Destroya, but the problem is the more lube you use the more you cannot feel the fangs. So a balance is very hard to come by. The Destroya takes a really long time to dry (more than 8 hours). But overall Destroya does live up to its name, it's so intense, it destroys your dick.

Stoya Destroya is very intense fleshlight. The fangs rub and nub your cock in a very satisfying fashion. It truly lives up to its name because it's so intense it destroys your dick.

Score 2.13 Overall Satisfaction 2.1
Intensity 3.95
Stimulation 4.65
Penetration 3.8
Tightness 4.2
Suction Effect 1.65
Realism 1.85
Variation 4
Smoothness 2.2
Orgasm Rating 3.85
Noise 2
Lube Use 2
Cleanup 2.05
Dry Time 1.8

Punk-Charmer Review

December 15th, 2015 (Punk-Charmer Texture)

Punk charmer is the best of Joanna Angel's collection. The front of the fleshlight looks voluptuous with the ass cheeks sticking out and the anus is very pretty. There is also a bottom of the pussy indent for realism. Like most anal textures, the Punk charmer is tight right at the entrance. After the tight opening there are varying different size rings that hug your penis. The variation between the tightness of one ring and the looseness in another creates a hugging effect around the head of the penis. As you push in the rings push against your penis and as you pull out the rings pull against your penis. The sensation of the hugging is extremely pleasurable and I highly recommend taking off the cap as this allows you to feel the full variations the rings have to offer.

Very appealing ass. The Punk charmer is fantastic fleshlight with varying size rings that create the sensation of the rings hugging your penis. High recommended.

Score 3.06 Overall Satisfaction 4.85


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