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Intensity 1
Stimulation 2
Penetration 1
Tightness 1
Suction Effect 1
Realism 0
Variation 3
Smoothness 3
Orgasm Rating 1
Noise 2
Lube Use 1
Cleanup 2
Dry Time 0

Compact Utopia Review

May 8th, 2020 (Compact Utopia Texture)

On the surface this seems like a brilliant idea: you get two orifices in a compact discrete package for a reasonable price. However, the implementation leaves a lot to be desired. For one, the size of this sleeve is so small even an average guy will only be able to do head teasing with any penetration being more like hand masturbation. Certainly for guys who choke their chickens this sleeve may relieve excess pressure. Lube use is astronomical with this sleeve as I had to apply lube five times over a twenty minute session in part because the Fleshlube is tacky, the ice sleeves are tacky, Quickshots allow more air to dry the lube, and this sleeve has the Stoya spike ball. Cleanup is a pain since I can't dry the sleeve with my usual washcloth without clouding it, so I have to use a paper towel and leave it to finish air drying.

Now to where I think this sleeve excels. If you are investing in the Quickshot Launch and want the most realistic option available this is it. Likewise, this would be a decent shower sleeve especially with the shower mount. If you are like me and have gone overboard on Quickshot products, I'd suggest pairing the vaginal side with the Quickshot Boost or possibly the Vantage. You might also pair the anal side with the Quickshot Pulse. So far this review has been after my first use, but I will be trying combinations of sleeves for the rest of this review.

One issue with using this with the Quick Connect is that the anal side is deeply depressed and therefore does not make good contact with the second sleeve. I have used the vaginal side with the Boost and the Vantage. Both the Boost and the Vantage are tight and add to the enjoyment even if Fleshlight needs to revisit plumbing school to avoid lube leaks.

Conclusion:
A great concept for an affordable and versatile toy that sadly only reaches its true potential with a considerable investment in additional components.

Score 1.75 Overall Satisfaction 3
Intensity 1
Stimulation 1
Penetration 3
Tightness 1
Suction Effect 1
Realism 1
Variation 1
Smoothness 5
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 5
Lube Use 3
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 0

Original Review

March 20th, 2020 (Original Texture)

I have built up quite the collection of Fleshlights and I chose this one in particular because I can't last very long with my other sleeves. I have lost track of the number of uses this particular sleeve has gotten since I started writing this review, but it is exactly what I wanted. I warmed this sleeve before use and mounted it in the Liberator On A Mission mount and the combination was really fun. I can also say that after doing some electric pelvic floor stimulation for several weeks that my erections are finally strong enough that I can penetrate my Fleshlights without having to use my hands for guidance.

Unless you are sure you want to start on the mildest sleeve possible, I would recommend this sleeve as a later addition. Yet, I will also say that even after using Fleshlights pretty heavily for the last four months I can't really differentiate the different parts of any of my other sleeves.

Conclusion:
This is the most mild sleeve Fleshlight makes, so I'd advise it be a later addition for all but the most sensitive of guys.

Score 2.69 Overall Satisfaction 4
1
Intensity 2
Stimulation 3
Penetration 1
Tightness 1
Suction Effect 1
Realism 0
Variation 2
Smoothness 3
Orgasm Rating 3
Noise 3
Lube Use 3
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 0

Pilot Review

January 11th, 2020 (Pilot Texture)

This is the sixth Fleshlight I have tried and my first impressions are that this is a mediocre product. I liked that the product is looser than the Quickshot while still being a good match for my length. However, the end cap on mine seems to be defective as it was entirely too difficult to take off when I was putting the sleeve on the warmer and then it didn't seem to have any effect on the suction or noise. I used Astroglide Liquid mainly because my goal is to reduce the number of containers of lube I have in my bathroom at the moment as fast as possible. I think I probably used WAY too much lube and since my hands seem to get messy just from all the spitting these things do, I think going forward I will just lube myself manually and then try to gradually lube the sleeve as needed. I lasted roughly 13 minutes with this sleeve which is more than I do manually or with other sleeves, but not as long as I can go with the STU. The orifice on this is the loosest of any Fleshlight product I have tried to date and there really isn't much to the penetration. Suction is nonexistant. I am still pretty new to all this, so I am not really good at distinguishing the different textures. As far as the design goes, I get that they were trying to make it more travel friendly but I don't see the point of putting a clear sleeve inside a black case. Cleanup was a breeze since this fits under my faucet with room to spare so I just gave it a high pressure blast from both ends, applied the Fleshwash, and rinsed again. I am not rating drying time with this sleeve since I just shoved a dry washcloth through it to dry it.

Conclusion:
Good for average men, but lacks the control of the full Fleshlights and the discreet intensity of the Quickshot.

Score 2.42 Overall Satisfaction 2
1
Intensity 5
Stimulation 5
Penetration 1
Tightness 1
Suction Effect 1
Realism 1
Variation 1
Smoothness 1
Orgasm Rating 5
Noise 3
Lube Use 2
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 5

Boost Review

January 6th, 2020 (Boost Texture)

This is the fifth Fleshlight I have tried. While I don't care for the ice base of the sleeve, I really like the size as it is just about perfect for me and with my setup the sleeve is far easier to clean than the full size variants. You need to be quite erect to be able to penetrate this thing and there isn't much to enjoy just penetrating this sleeve. Once inside I felt the texture was about right for my girth and it was very stimulating and led to one of the strongest orgasms I have had in a long time. I was surprised at the noise level of this sleeve considering that there is no suction, but this wasn't the noisiest sleeve I have tried either. Normally I wouldn't rate the realism category as I have nothing to compare it to, but I can't imagine it feeling anything like what the human body can achieve. If this were the Cyborg or some other freak, then I would give it more slack. I used Astroglide Liquid as my lubricant, but I'll probably use a gel going forward to compensate for it being an open design. I would definitely recommend getting the shower mount and adapters provided your shower is glass smooth (the shower mount does not work with my slightly textured walls).

My second use doesn't add any new material for the reivew except that my orgasm was even stronger.

My third use was with Asytroglide Gel and using the full size sleeve warmer, but it was the second in the day. I would say the liquid lubricant seems better despite the challenges of an open sleeve.

Conclusion:
Small, but mighty. Easy to clean and great for average guys.

Score 2.86 Overall Satisfaction 4
1
Intensity 4
Stimulation 1
Penetration 3
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 1
Realism 0
Variation 5
Smoothness 1
Orgasm Rating 1
Noise 1
Lube Use 1
Cleanup 2
Dry Time 0

Thrust Review

January 4th, 2020 (Thrust Texture)

This is my fourth Fleshlight and I'm glad I've tried others before this. First, this is based off the ice material so it is extremely sticky and has a strong chemical odor to it. Unlike other sleeves, this sleeve essentially requires you to use your hands to align your head to the center of the propeller. I didn't really care for the sensation when I missed the center of the outer propeller. I probably used a tablespoon of Astroglide Liquid lubricant in this thing before I felt it was behaving appropriately. The propeller also lacks a good place to apply lube compared to other orifices. Another fault is that the sleeve vents through the front so the endcap has minimal effect. Perhaps your mileage may vary if you have more girth than I do.
Using the renewing powder on this sleeve helped significantly with the stickiness and I think that cosmetically it is a fair trade off.

Conclusion:
It is a shame the US Fleshlight Girls no longer come with the Swallow texture and even in the Fleshjack Boys series its future is uncertain. Do yourself a favor and avoid anything from the Turbo line.

Score 2.00 Overall Satisfaction 1
Intensity 1
Stimulation 3
Penetration 3
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 5
Realism 0
Variation 1
Smoothness 1
Orgasm Rating 0
Noise 1
Lube Use 1
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 1

STU Review

January 4th, 2020 (STU Texture)

This is the third Fleshlight I have tried and I can say there is a good reason for this being the top selling product. My first time with this sleeve was one of the longest masturbation sessions I have ever done as I lasted well over twenty minutes. By comparison I lasted less than three minutes with the other sleeves I tried and that is about what I can do with my hands under normal circumstances. I warmed just the sleeve up with the warming accessory and then applied the 10 mL trial packet of lube to the orifice. It didn't take me long before I added a good squirt of Astroglide liquid because the noise and suction were annoying with the cap fully closed. Towards the end of my session the texture was getting quite rough and I started seeing white flakes that I assume were the lube drying though misting water didn't seem to help. The orifice is certainly tight enough you should be fully erect before inserting it into the sleeve, but by no means uncomfortable. I would say the mouth and lady orifices are about equal in terms of tightness.
While I felt comfortable putting my previous sleeves up after an overnight dry, this sleeve is still noticeably damp even after drying overnight.

My second use was using hte Sophie Dee VStroker video with the VStroker attachment. This is a sleeve you really should use at your own pace with plenty of pauses as necessary. I could not last trying to keep up with the video.

My third use was nothing special but I lasted 20 minutes and found the suction with the cap fully closed to make things impenetrably tight.

Conclusion:
Best texture I've tried so far! Eats lube, but easier to edge with. Expect long drying times.

Score 2.58 Overall Satisfaction 5
Intensity 3
Stimulation 3
Penetration 1
Tightness 3.5
Suction Effect 4
Realism 0
Variation 3
Smoothness 3.5
Orgasm Rating 2
Noise 4
Lube Use 2
Cleanup 3
Dry Time 0

Forbidden Review

January 3rd, 2020 (Forbidden Texture)

This was my second Fleshlight product I tried and I made some adjustments from my first sleeve. First, I used Astroglide Gel instead of liquid in the hopes of keeping the lube in the sleeve to which end I was successful. I also used two blobs of lube about the size of a US quarter in the cheek area. I got impatient, so my first time with this sleeve was cold rather than warmed. I would advise you be pretty erect before entering this sleeve as it is quite tight. As far as the texture, I believe I could tell there were transitions, but overall it worked as a whole. I found that this sleeve made more of a clicking sound than a sucking sound with the cap fully closed, but cracking it slightly made it virtually silent and I think it feels better with a little less suction anyways. One note on the durability of Fleshlights in general is that what works for them nearly ruptures the imitation sleeves. As far as cleaning this particular sleeve, even with my power wash rinse I found that there were still patches of lube so I would definitely recommend running your fingers through as much of the sleeve as possible to ensure the best clean.

I tried this sleeve with an extreme suction endcap mod and can say I preferred the stock cap more.

Conclusion:
Decent sleeve for average men, but expect to spend more time cleaning it.

Score 2.96 Overall Satisfaction 3.5
Intensity 1
Stimulation 1
Penetration 4
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 5
Realism 0
Variation 2
Smoothness 3
Orgasm Rating 1
Noise 1
Lube Use 1
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 0

Swallow Review

January 3rd, 2020 (Swallow Texture)

This is the first Fleshlight product I have ever tried. At the time of this writing, I have been masturbating with a triad of the cheapest Chinese sleeves I could find and not even using proper lubrication. I can say that even with Astroglide Liquid or Astroglide Gel the Chinese mouth is terrible by comparison. I have never engaged in sex with a person, so I cannot comment on realism.

I am specifically reviewing the Marcus Mojo sleeve if that makes a difference to anyone. I bought this sleeve in order to try the Swallow texture that seems to be disappearing from the US site rather than for any specifics of the actor. I warmed the sleeve in a sink of uncomfortably warm water for a few minutes prior to use and tried it with Astroglide Liquid. I liked that the bottom lip gave me a place to apply lubricant without getting my hands messy (I only lubricated the sleeve). I applied perhaps a US nickel sized pool of lubricant since I have no idea how much I should apply. Coming from the Chinese sleeve that was so tight I literally had to stretch it over my penis with my fingers, I appreciated that the orifice should be easily penetrated by a sufficiently erect penis provided the Fleshlight is in a suitable mount. When I tried experimenting with the end cap I discovered that opening it removed all the lubricant, so I would advise using either a thicker lubricant or keeping the end cap fully closed. The suction was great, but it was also quite noisy. Given my length, I was only able to access the ribbed part of the texture. As far as cleaning, the sleeve could not fit beneath my sink wihtout bending, but I keep an adapter for a portable washing machine on that sink so I just ran the faucet on full through both ends of the sleeve with that. I then dried it as best as I could inside and out with a paper towel before leaving it horizontal on my toilet lid overnight to finish drying.

My second use was with Sliquid H2O lubricant and what a difference it made! I lasted 29 minutes before I called it quits and started with just two blobs of lube with an additional mid session in addition to the occasional water mists. If you are being really careful with this sleeve it sounds a lot like a keyboard, but you can easily make it suck and slurp as well. The Sliquid didn't leave my hands feeling gross and I did not have issues with it getting sucked out the end cap. You can get some decent variation by rotating this sleeve due to the orifice plus quite a bit of variation from the end cap.

My third use didn't really add much, but clearly I have a lot to learn about consistency as I only lasted 8 minutes.

Conclusion:
To conclude, this texture has great suction with a mild texture. I would advise keeping the end cap closed and using a thicker lubricant with this sleeve.

Score 2.50 Overall Satisfaction 3
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