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Location: USA

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Reddit nerd and enjoyer of Fleshlights.

Found 13 reviews in total

Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 3.5
Penetration 4
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 4
Realism -
Variation 4
Smoothness 3
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 4
Lube Use 3.5
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 4

Destroya Review

August 10th, 2023 (Destroya Texture)

Even before I knew about Fleshlight Girls, I knew about THIS particular Fleshlight. It had/has something of a reputation for being this crazy intense sex toy, but does it actually live up to that reputation?

For reference, I am 5.5" long X 5" girth. I have used this sleeve approximately 15 times, probably more.


0" - 1"
The first chamber of the sleeve is a series of small, modet bumps. Honestly, I don't feel much here at all. There is some texture, but just barely.


1" - 2.5"
Props for innovation. Despite the age of this sleeve, I haven't seen anything quite like this to date; it's a big sphere of pointy teeth! I was worried that this section might be uncomfortable, but it's actually not that bad. Depending upon how much lube is in the sleeve, it can actually feel shockingly mild. There's a bit of a pulling sensation here, but nothing stabby.


2.5" - 5.5"
I don't know if this was intentional or not, but I can't help but picture a facehugger from Alien here. This was the main reason I waited so long to try this sleeve. That just doesn't LOOK pleasant. How could that possibly feel good? Yet somehow it does. It tugs in a distinct way from the second chamber. If I enter the sleeve in the standard orientation, it stimulates the frenulum in a very satisfying way. Flip it around and it hits the top. It's not CRAZY stimulating, but compared to the sleeves of the time, I can see how this would drive people wild. It is earth shattering? Not quite, but it feels fantastic!


5.5"+
Super mild ribs here. This bit is essentially textureless. I imagine this sleeve would be disappointing for longer individuals.

Conclusion:
I don't think these sleeve lives up to its reputation, but it's still pretty good! There are many better options out there, but this one is fine. If you have/had a thing for Stoya or simply want to try this classic, you'll have a good time.

Score 3.73 Overall Satisfaction 4
Intensity 4
Stimulation 4
Penetration 3
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 4
Realism -
Variation 3.5
Smoothness 3
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 3
Lube Use 3.5
Cleanup 3
Dry Time 3

Amante Review

June 25th, 2023 (Amante Texture)

For reference, I am 5.5" long X 5" girth. I put this review off longer than intended, so I really don't know how many times I have used the sleeve, but it's probably 20+ at this point. It's a lot, whatever the number is lol.


Entrance:

As you can see, the clit hood is enormous! I personally think it's great, but that might not be your thing. The "fat" around the lips is puffy like Creampuff, but the lips themselves are average size. After additional use, I have discovered that it's also not the easiest sleeve to enter. I'm not an especially gifted individual, yet I find myself having to actively push into this sleeve rather than slide in like some of my others. That may be appealing to you, but I'm personally not a huge fan.


0" - 2.5"

The texture starts out with that bumpy spiral thing for about 2.5". I thought this part might break in with time, but it hasn't. For better or for worse it's still same-y throughout this entire section. One thing I will note is that as the lube dries out, this section can feel TOO grippy for my tastes. It sometimes pulls in an unpleasant way. This is particularly problematic when it comes to finishing. In order to feel this section, I have to let it dry out a bit, but if I let it dry out too much, then I am basically forced to come to a complete stop rather than continuing to stroke during climax, as I prefer to do.


2.5" - 4.5"

This is what I call the sine wave. Here's where things start to get interesting. I can feel these nubs pulling back and forth as I pass through here. It reminds me a lot of the nubby section of Beyond from 3" to 5", but I think Beyond feels a bit better. I like that it offers control in that you can kind of dictate how intense it is based on how quickly you stroke/pump. I hesitate to say that this section PULLS because that sounds unpleasant, but maybe "milks" is the appropriate sensation.


4.5"+

I don't hit MUCH of the next section, but I am getting some waffle texture vibes. Think Cream but more subtle. In order to test this, I tried entering the sleeve from the back rather than the front. I am jealous of folks who get to hit this bit normally, as it feels fantastic. It's probably the most satisfying part of the texture, but unless you're 6"+ long or willing to get creative, it's not going to do you much good.

Conclusion:
This is a sleeve to use SLOOOOOOOWLY and with purpose! The sine wave section comes to life when you let the lube dry out just a bit and make slow, deep, bone pressed thrusts. The nubs here pull on you gently but firmly and it feels amazing. The sleeve feels distinctly different with each 90 degree turn. In "missionary" (hood facing up) it feels medium intensity, "spooning" (hood facing sideways) it feels tighter, but not significantly different intensity, in "doggy" (hood facing down) it feels quite mild. Typically I go for 20-30 minute sessions with a somewhat wet/sloppy amount of lube, but this requires a different approach. I cannot stress this enough: SLOOOOOOOOW, DEEP strokes with dramatic "position" changes is the way to go.

Score 3.54 Overall Satisfaction 4
Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 3.5
Penetration 3.5
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 4
Realism -
Variation 3.5
Smoothness 4
Orgasm Rating 5
Noise 3.5
Lube Use 3.5
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 4

Alien Review

December 13th, 2022 (Alien Texture)

For context, I am 5.5" L with a 5" girth.


I hadn't planned to buy anything during the Halloween sale, but /u/FreaksFan posted an incredible writeup on the Freaks line, and I just couldn't resist Alien. I've been holding off on writing a review for a while, but here it is. I've used this sleeve approximately 15 times.


Let's break it down section by section:


Entrance:
For some folks, this is the main appeal of the sleeve. For me, I almost didn't buy this one because of the appearance. I will say, however, that it has grown on me over time. There's something about the absolutely massive, funky, triangular entrance that feels exotic, yet familiar. It's a refreshing change of pace.


0" - 2":
The swirls here feel absolutely phenomenal on the head as you enter and exit the sleeve. They're just the right amount of intense to keep things exciting but not crazy unless you focus on this section specifically. If you do choose to tease yourself with this section, beware as it probably won't be for very long lol!

2" - 3.5":

This is my first proper lotus node. I own Cream and Creampuff which have some lotus-like elements, but this is the genuine article. I can see why people love them. There's a satisfying tightness and then a pop as you push through.

3.5 - 4":
Waiting on the other side of that lotus node is the STU texture. What can I say? It's a bunch of bumps. It feels pretty great. Depending upon how much lube you use, it will range anywhere from mild and smooth to super intense. This sleeve is very versatile, and it's nice to be able to adjust to whatever mood you're in. Sessions can range from minutes to hours if you're up for it.

The rest of the sleeve just repeats. I guess if it ain't broke, don't fix it. The STU texture excels at what it does.

Conclusion:
I love it! I really didn't think I was going to adore this sleeve as much as I do. I've found myself consistently reaching for it over some of my other sleeves. I like the fact that I can easily adjust the intensity to what I want at any given moment. I think this would make a perfect first sleeve or one to round out a collection.

Score 3.81 Overall Satisfaction 4.5
Intensity 3
Stimulation 3.5
Penetration 3.5
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 3
Realism -
Variation 2.5
Smoothness 3
Orgasm Rating 3.75
Noise 4
Lube Use 2
Cleanup 3.5
Dry Time 3.5

King Review

October 6th, 2022 (King Texture)

For context, I am 5.5" L with a 5" girth.

I have used King approximately 6 times.


A few weeks ago, Lovehoney marked King down to $40. I was hesitant at first, but here is why I ultimately made the purchase.


I own and enjoy FLG anal sleeves. Look through my post history, and you'll see that I'm a big fan of both Thunder and Tornado, as well as the anal portion of Mia's Quickshot.


A few months ago, this was the top sleeve on Fleshassist. That was mostly because so few people had reviewed it, but clearly those who did review King absolutely loved it!


This toy isn't "gay" because it isn't a human being. Okay, it's supposed to resemble a man's butt, but it's also like 4" in diameter. Realism isn't exactly a factor lol


Lovehoney's 15% email sign up code stacked with this sale, making it $34. A case alone costs $20. I wasn't about to pass up what was essentially a $14 full sleeve!



Let's break it down section by section:


The Case:

I don't usually mention the case in my reviews, but this one is special. I don't think all of the King sleeves are like this, but I ended up with a gold Fleshlight EU case. The image on Fleshassist shows what looks like a gold US Fleshjack case.

I can see why people complain about the EU cases; it seems like quality control is lacking. The gold on this case looks awesome, but the upper threading by the end cap has a weird circle punched in it on one side, and the gold layer has started to come off the other side. The cap itself has the same issue. Additionally, it seems to suffer the same fate as most EU cases in that the seal on the bottom cap is looser than my US cases. The case still functions, but I am a little disappointed that they charge $20 for this piece of plastic. Had I paid full price from the official store, I might bring this up with customer service, but since the sleeve itself is fine and I did get this at a steep discount from Lovehoney, it's not really worth the hassle. I just wanted to be as transparent and honest as possible in this review.


Entrance:

It's a standard anal entrance, minus the bit of the bottom of the vagina that accompanies FLG anal sleeves. I'd say it's average tightness compared to the others in my collection. Girthier folks might struggle a bit, but I think most should be just fine. I will also mention that like my Silk sleeve, I think the texture of this sleeve is ever so slightly softer than the rest of my collection. That shouldn't be the sole factor to sell you on the sleeve, but it's a pleasant bonus.


0" - 2.5":

Interestingly, once you get past the entrance, the sleeve isn't that tight. Others have compared King to a vaginal sleeve, and I think I'd have to agree. If you're looking for a looser anal sleeve, this might be the way to go. Regarding the sensation, if you've used any sleeve with rings before, this should feel familiar. Medium intensity, and fairly smooth. I find myself wanting some variety here, but I will say that this texture is quite effective for edging.


2.5" - 3.5":

Truthfully, this section is not much different from the previous bit. If I go very slowly, I can feel a slight change in texture, and when I push past this bit, I can feel it compress ever so slightly more than the rest of the sleeve. Ultimately, it doesn't really add much to the experience. I hesitate to call this a hotspot, but I guess there is a LITTLE bit of an intensity change.


3.5" to 4.5":

Um, it's kind of just more of the same. If I focus ALL of my attention on this bit, I can tell that it's slightly less textured than the rest of the sleeve, but the difference is so very, very minor.


4.5" - 5.5":

Finally, there's a distinct texture difference. I can clearly feel that the texture has essentially been rotated 90 degrees. It's still mid-intensity, but at least it's something different. For me, this is the end of the sleeve, so it's provides a different sensation on the head compared to the rest of my penis.


5.5" - 9.5":

While I cannot reach this part of the sleeve, I suspect that this is where the fun begins. It looks and feels (with my fingers) far more interesting than the rest of the sleeve. At the time of writing this review, two of the three reviews on Fleshassist are from individuals at 7". Interestingly, the third found it "highly stimulating" and said it provided "extremely good orgasms" at 6"x6". I suspect the added inch of girth was the difference maker here.


NOTE: This sleeve uses more lube than average. I think the rings act as a sort of squeegee, pulling the lube into the sleeve. As a result, I sometimes find myself feeling a bit dry. This is easily fixed by adding water/lube as necessary, but it's worth noting. I've recently starting using The Handy with all of my toys, and this squeegee effect is especially noticeable at higher speeds.

Conclusion:
King absolutely does not belong on the top textures list, but For $34, I can't complain. It's a decent mid-intensity anal sleeve, which makes it excellent for edging. I wish there was a bit more variety, and I wish that the case was in better shape, but it's not too bad. I can't say that I'd recommend this over anything else in my collection, but it's worth considering that perhaps I'm just not girthy/lengthy enough for this one.

Score 3.23 Overall Satisfaction 3.75
Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 3.5
Penetration 3
Tightness 5
Suction Effect 2
Realism -
Variation 3
Smoothness 3.5
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise -
Lube Use 2.5
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 5

Compact Lvl Up Review

October 1st, 2022 (Compact Lvl Up Texture)

For context, I am 5.5" L with a 5" girth.

After trying a variety of full-sized options, I wanted to see what else was out there. With a two week family vacation coming up, I thought that a Quickshot might be a good toy to bring along for some discrete fun. Mia's Compact Lvl Up looked like it could provide a pleasurable experience in a convenient package.

I didn't end up taking this toy on vacation (we'll get into that later), but I have used it approximately 12 times.


Let's break it down section by section:


Entrance/Exit:

One of the things that sold me on this particular Quickshot was the dual entrances.


The vagina side is surprisingly wide. For such a small toy, I was not expecting the entrance to be this loose. I actually quite like this feature, as it can be nice to tease myself a bit before I'm fully ready to go.


The anal side, as expected, is significantly tighter. There's nothing really unique or remarkable about this entrance, but it's fine.


The reason I listed "exits" here is because the sleeve is so short and open ended, anyone over 4.5" will pop out the other side. At 5.5", this means I have about an inch (a bit more if I really compress the sleeve) of excess to work with. For me, this means that there's a quick pop through with each full stroke. On the vaginal side, a pop through is almost like a set of lips kissing the head of my penis. It's the best part of the sleeve IMO. On the anal side, the experience is similar, but it's just a straight expansion/contraction of a ring vs the wrapping of lips. Both feel good, but exiting the vaginal side is the clear winner in my book.


NOTE: Because of the open ended design, this toy can be loud AF! Easily, it's the loudest of my entire collection. As I pop through the "exit," the toy makes an audible GAWK sound, like a sloppy, sloppy blowjob. I suspect for longer/shorter folks, this won't be as much of an issue, but OMG, it sounds like someone is trying to suck my soul out of my penis lol! One one hand, it's kind of hot. On the other hand, I absolutely was not going to take this on vacation. Stealth just wasn't happening with this sleeve (for me), and I didn't want to have an awkward family conversation.


ADDITIONAL NOTE: This sleeve is TIGHT! At 5"girth, it is borderline uncomfortably tight. I have used the sleeve outside of the case, which helps, but girthier gents best stay away. I find that I need to be extra diligent about lube use and keeping sessions shorter to avoid soreness.


Additionally, I don't feel as though I get the full benefit of this sleeve at 5.5". I'm long enough that I have an inch of excess, but short enough that the excess isn't enough to take advantage of.


Some folks mention connecting two sleeves together and using the Quickshot that way, but I didn't get much from that experience. I don't have a second Quickshot, but I think I'd have the same issues. Realistically, I can only hit the first .5" of a second sleeve. The cleanup isn't worth the minimal improvement.


Others mention having a partner perform oral on the excess. I love that idea, but I didn't have a willing partner. I tried to simulate the experience using a La Bocca Della Verita Onahole. This was definitely better than using a second Fleshlight, but I'm still not sure it was worth the cleanup. That toy is obnoxious to clean and dry!



0" - 2.5" From the Vaginal Side:

I do not own Mia's full-size Lvl Up, but this bit is meant to be a scaled down version of the infamous tentacle texture. While similar, it lacks the suction cup portions. Consequently, it's kind of just a bumpy spiral. It LOOKS like it should be pretty intense, but I actually found it to be mild. Despite the overall tightness of this toy, this section feels a bit loose to me. I think perhaps there is too much texture here? Rather than feeling the bumps, it's kind of a smooth sensation.



2.5" - 4" From the Vaginal Side:

The bumps in this section are far rounder than I was anticipating. The texture view doesn't provide the most accurate representation of this, but think of the bumps in STU. From the pictures, I was expecting something more angular. The sensation here is an amped up version of the previous section. Entering from the vaginal side means more stimulation on the head, while entering from the anal side means more stimulation on the shaft. Depending on what I'm going for, I find myself alternating entrances. If I HAD to choose, I'd say that entering anal and exiting with the vaginal lips kissing my head is the better sensation.



BONUS:

This sleeve works well with The Handy. If you're into automation at all, this is worth considering. The only real issue I've come across is that cleanup kind of sucks. I have found that placing a couple tissues on the top of the sleeve as I finish is the best way to go.

Conclusion:
I think this toy could be incredible given the right conditions. If you are significantly longer/shorter than 5.5," you'll probably enjoy it far more than me, but if you are over 5" girth, you may want to stay away. I still think full sleeves are better, BUT if you have a willing partner, maybe give the Quickshot a chance?

Score 3.67 Overall Satisfaction 4
1
Intensity 3
Stimulation 3.5
Penetration 5
Tightness 3.5
Suction Effect 4
Realism -
Variation 3.5
Smoothness 4
Orgasm Rating 5
Noise 4
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 3.5
Dry Time 3.5

Royal Review

September 23rd, 2022 (Royal Texture)

For context, I am 5.5" L with a 5" girth.

I picked up three sleeves during the Memorial Day sale and Royal was the mystery sleeve I received. Since the sale, I have used this sleeve approximately 6 times.

Funnily enough, Tanya Tate was on my radar when considering my first purchase, but the sleeve went out of production before I committed. I ultimately went with Beyond for my first purchase, due to the remarkable similarities. You'll see me use that sleeve as a point of reference through this entire review.


Let's break it down section by section:


Entrance:

The lips part slightly more than average and the hole is a tad larger than some of my other lady sleeves. As a result, there's a bit of teasing fun to be had here. It doesn't hold a candle to Madison Ivy's Beyond, but it's still a nice feature. At 5" my girth is pretty average, but I do appreciate a bit of extra wiggle room.


0" - 1.5":
YES! Fleshlight figured out how to make an entrance without wasted space. I have seen (and own) too many sleeves with dead space or boring textures in the first half-inch. I know that might not seem like a lot of space, but at 5.5" that's 11% of what I'm working with! See Beyond, Cream, and Thunder for some offenders.
What's even better is that they put my favorite type of texture here. These bumps are almost identical to those at 1.5' to 2.5' in Beyond. They're snug, stimulating, and the widening canal here pulls you in just a little. The bumps great on the shaft while thrusting deeper, but they are PERFECT for teasing the head. To put this at the front of the sleeve was an absolute genius move! Those of you who are less endowed will absolutely adore this sleeve.


1.5" - 2.5":
Well, it's not all sunshine and rainbows. This section is a bit of a snoozefest. The loose rings here don't feel like much. Using Beyond as a point of reference, this is like a looser version of .5" to 1.5" in that sleeve. Not horrible, but very mediocre.


2.5" to 4.5":
I can't stress enough just how close this sleeve is to Beyond. This section is like a slightly looser version of 2.5' to 5" of that sleeve. This section is fairly tame, but can be sneakily grippy if you go at it with enough speed. I find myself wishing for a bit more intensity here, but the gentle tugging still feels pretty good overall.


4.5" - 5.5":
"Yo dawg, I heard you like anal sleeves, so we put an anal sleeve in your vagina sleeve, so you can bang while you bang." - Exhibit. On a more serious note, this section feels a lot like Texas Tornado, which is great! It's a smooth, suctiony ride with fantastic edging potential. I can't reach past this section, but based on the rings earlier in the sleeve, I don't think I'm missing much.

Conclusion:
Remarkably similar to Beyond, as I expected, but with some fun variations in there. Should you go hunt this sleeve down? If you're a short king, I could see trying to track this one down for the phenomenal entrance, otherwise probably not. That said, if you happen to come across Royal, you won't be disappointed.

Score 3.92 Overall Satisfaction 4.5
Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 4.5
Penetration 4.5
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 4.5
Realism -
Variation 3
Smoothness 4
Orgasm Rating 5
Noise 3
Lube Use 3
Cleanup 3.5
Dry Time 3.5

Creampuff Review

September 15th, 2022 (Creampuff Texture)

For context, I am 5.5" L with a 5" girth.

I have used Creampuff approximately 15 times. My previous reviews have been based on ~6 uses, but this one was tricky. I find it incredibly difficult to feel the individual textures in this sleeve. That may sound like a bad thing, but it's not. ????‍♂️ I have written nonsense here, but the sensations are so unique that I can't give a useful point of reference. In brief, Creampuff is amazing, but I absolutely can't explain how or why.



Let's poorly break it down section by section:



Entrance:

Creampuff is unique in that it is the puffiest vaginal sleeve in my collection by far. The area around the lips is so puffy that I would compare it to the cheeks of most anal sleeves. As someone who likes anal sleeves, I'm cool with this. However, if you're looking for a more traditional? typical? entrance, this ain't it. I'm not going to link porn here, but look up Kenzie Reeves and I think you'll agree that it's realistic.



0" - 2.5":

This whole sensation is kind of like a squishy hug lol. It's a tight squeeze and then a pop through at 1.5" that eases up a bit but then quickly gets tight again to 2.5". I realize that this description means nothing and is entirely unhelpful, but it's the best I've got.



2.5" - 5":

The hug eases up and gives way to a more relaxed section. It's like a gentle massage. This section feels smooth and squiggly.



5" - 5.5":

The only definite sensation that I feel in this sleeve comes at the end, with the squeeze around the 5" mark. I am just big enough to go slightly past this, where I feel the bumps here a bit. It's quite nice!

Conclusion:
Believe the hype. I couldn't be more satisfied! Again, I cannot describe this sleeve for the life of me, but it's just great. For me, it's 100% a must have. It's difficult to say which Fleshlight is my favorite, but this one is a contender.

Score 3.92 Overall Satisfaction 5
2
Intensity 2.5
Stimulation 3
Penetration 3
Tightness 2
Suction Effect 3
Realism -
Variation 2
Smoothness 4.75
Orgasm Rating 3
Noise 3
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 4

Silk Review

July 26th, 2022 (Silk Texture)

As mentioned in my previous review of Texas Tornado, I began to evaluate my Fleshlight collection and realized that I was missing low intensity options. I had heard Silk mentioned as a low intensity, realistic, edging sleeve. None of my other sleeves really fit into these categories, so I decided to give it a shot.


For context, I am 5.5" L with a 5" girth.

I've used this sleeve approximately 6 times.


Let's break it down section by section:

Entrance:

The entrance to this one is a fairly loose set of lips. If you're looking for that tight, hugging sensation upon penetration, this ain't it. Alternatively, if you're on the girthier side or if you like to enter your sleeves before getting 100% hard, you should have no trouble here. Even with the endcap completely tightened, it's still "loose." I feel the need to clarify that it's not unpleasant, just the roomiest of my 9 Fleshlights.


0" - 3":

Once again, this is a "loose" sleeve. Despite Fleshassist's claim that the min diameter is 3.94 in, I don't feel the same tightness as some of my other sleeves with an identical minimum. Theoretically, there are two sections here which SHOULD constrict a bit, but really it all just feels like the same, wide diameter tunnel. When heavily lubed, this section feels completely smooth. As the lube dries up a bit or if I use less, I can feel a bit of the wavy "W" pattern primarily on the underside of my penis. It's okay, but nothing amazing.


3" - 4":
I believe I should feel something different here, but I really don't. If I concentrate and really focus on trying to feel this section, I can get SOMETHING, but it's not terribly different from the previous section. Again, not bad, just nothing spectacular.


4" - 5.5":
Once again, when heavily lubed, this section feels completely smooth. But with less lube or dryer lube, it's something a bit different. I'd liken this section to a much looser version of the corkscrew section of Core. It's a bit tough to explain precisely what I mean, but the pyramids here compress in a similar way. I'd rate this bit slightly higher than the rest of the sleeve, but still nothing mind-blowing.

Conclusion:
Mediocre. I find myself making comparisons to Texas Tornado, and this sleeve falls short in every category for me. Don't get me wrong, it does the job, it's just not that exciting. Something about the subtle texture of Tornado and the ability to really go to town does it for me. While I appreciate that I can edge/go hard with this sleeve, it's kind of boring. I never rate realism, but I guess this is close in regards to the smoothness/texture? The problem is that you're missing ALL of the other movements and sensations of an actual vagina.

Score 3.17 Overall Satisfaction 3
Intensity 2.75
Stimulation 4
Penetration 3
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 4.5
Realism -
Variation 2
Smoothness 4.5
Orgasm Rating 5
Noise 3
Lube Use 3.5
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 4

Texas Tornado Review

July 13th, 2022 (Texas Tornado Texture)

After my first round of reviews, I began to think about precisely what I like about each of my Fleshlights. Naturally, this got me thinking about their potential shortcomings or what I was missing out on. I realized that I had covered high intensity with Thunder and mid intensity with my other 3 sleeves, but I didn't have a low intensity sleeve.

So I did the sensible thing and ordered two low intensity sleeves (Texas Tornado and Silk). Since the Memorial Day sale was going on, I figured I might as well go for the mystery sleeve. I decided to pick up Creampuff, since EVERYONE seemed to love it and it was a completely different texture than anything else I had, and I ended up with Royal for free. I literally doubled my collection in one order. I regret nothing. Now that I have had some time to try out my new toys, reviews are inbound.


For context, I am 5.5" L with a 5" girth.

I've used this sleeve approximately 6 times.


Let's break it down section by section:


Entrance:
Yup, that's a booty. It doesn't come anywhere near Alexis' actual glorious booty, but it's pretty nice for silicone. It's tight, but not too tight. I just picked up the Mia Malkova Quickshot, and it seems like all of the anal entrances are basically the same.


0" - 1":
Snug but smooth entry. Honestly, a bit underwhelming. Just feels like wasted space to me. This is where the 3/5 for penetration comes from.


The rest:
Yeah, this is another sleeve with a repeated texture. BUT(t) there is something special about this texture! Although the tentacle-like indentations repeat, the angle of them changes throughout the sleeve. It's a bit difficult to tell from the cross-section on Fleshassist, but the reason the sleeve is called a tornado is because the texture twists through the sleeve. The result is a delightful feeling on all sides of the penis at all angles. Rotation is not necessary, but feels great!
The texture itself is mild and smooth, yet enticing. With the cap off and a lot of lube, it hardly feels like anything. With the cap all the way on, this becomes a suction MACHINE. There is a lot of fun to be had with messing around with the endcap on this sleeve. I have found it superb for edging, as I can really dial in exactly how intense I want the experience to be.

Conclusion:
This is a must own in my opinion. The smoothness is deceptive. It seems like it should be boring, but it is the exact opposite. There's just enough stimulation going on to keep things exciting.

Score 3.71 Overall Satisfaction 5
Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 4
Penetration 5
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 3.5
Realism 4
Variation 3
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating 4.5
Noise -
Lube Use 3
Cleanup 2
Dry Time 3.5

Core Review

June 11th, 2022 (Core Texture)

After a great experience with my first sleeve, Beyond, I wanted to explore a bit. I ordered Cream because it was hyped up, Thunder because it was supposed to be THE anal sleeve, and the Turbo Core because it was something unique/different.



For context, I am 5.5" L with a 5" girth.

I've used this sleeve approximately 12 times.



Let's break it down section by section:


The entrance is certainly unique. The three funky ice cream cones might not be the most visually appealing, but they feel surprisingly pleasurable. The bumps provide a gentle massage-like sensation as you enter the sleeve. In fact, I like to run the cones over my balls and shaft to get myself ready to go. Not sure if that's an intentional design feature, but it feels great!



Next up are the rings. While you could technically enter around the rings, and I have seen some reviewers mention multiple entry points, it only works one way for me. I have to enter directly through the middle of the rings. I know it sounds ridiculous, but this actually requires a bit of precision. Since the rings aren't rigid, they move around a fair bit, and if you aren't 100% hard and lined up, it's possible to miss. Missing doesn't feel too great; It's not painful, but it just doesn't feel good.
That said, once you're in the rings, they feel superb. They really do flex in a way that mimics a pair of lips. Now, I want to make this clear. No matter what the reviews might say, this doesn't feel exactly like a blowjob. You're missing the variable tightness of a set of lips, the interaction with the tongue, the changing suction, all the subtle things that make up the whole experience. However, it feels very very good!
The only downside of this section is that you can't really thrust in and out of the sleeve. You can to an extent, but I find that if I completely exit the sleeve, I have to line myself up and carefully enter the rings again. If you're looking for big ol' throat fucking hip thrusts, you might be disappointed. It works better with shorter thrusts, stopping while the tip is almost but not quite out of the rings.
All of this to say that the rings feel lovely, but they require more attention than mindlessly thrusting into a traditional sleeve. If you like to watch VR Porn or simply get immersed in what you're watching, this can be slightly annoying.

After the rings comes the corkscrew/drill bit section. This is a tight, throat-like section that is supposed to start around the 3" mark, but in actuality is a bit deeper. The cones and the rings and all of the material before this portion take away a significant amount of length. With the clear case, I can see how far into this section I get, and I'd estimate it's about the 4.5" - 5" mark. It doesn't matter much, seeing as this is a highly repetitive texture, but I'd say take .5" - 1" off of your length when approximating where you'll reach.
I don't have much to say about the actual texture of the corkscrew. It feels good, but it's not the highlight of the sleeve. It's a nice, tight way to finish off the sleeve. I think this bit works best when compressing the sleeve and thrusting all the way in at the end of a session as a last hoorah.


About suction:
It's a blowjob simulator, so suction is obviously a concern. I find that the Core has a bit less suction than other Fleshlights. Maybe it's the clear case or maybe it's the design of the opening, but the Core doesn't really seal the same way traditional sleeves do. Don't get me wrong, the suction still feels nice, but it's not as intense as some folks might like. While I don't own either, I imagine the Thrust/Ignition are better at this.

Conclusion:
I think this sleeve is essential simply because none of my other sleeves do precisely what the Core does. It's not my favorite, but it provides a unique sensation that helps to keep my collection fresh and interesting. I'm more inclined to use the Core in conjunction with another sleeve than by itself, just as one might initiate sex with a blowjob before progressing to penetration.

Score 3.63 Overall Satisfaction 4.5
1
Intensity 5
Stimulation 5
Penetration 5
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 4
Realism -
Variation 2
Smoothness 2
Orgasm Rating 5
Noise -
Lube Use 3.5
Cleanup 3.5
Dry Time 4

Thunder Review

June 9th, 2022 (Thunder Texture)

I bought this sleeve along with Cream and Turbo Core. I frequently see Thunder suggested as THE anal sleeve to own, so I had to know what all the fuss was about.

For context, I am 5.5" L with a 5" girth.
I've used this sleeve approximately 15 times.


Let's break it down section by section:

I think it's a cute butt, but maybe that's just me picturing Megan Rain herself. The entrance is tight, but not as tight as people seem to think/fear. It gently squeezes as you enter the sleeve and quickly opens up. The only issue I see people having is that you really need to be 100% hard before entry. If that is an issue for you, you may wish to consider something looser.


SURPRISE! The texture is the same through the entire sleeve.
Now, I know what you're thinking. I was thinking it too. That's kind of boring, isn't it? Surely, variety is the spice of life? Yes, but no.


The bumps in the bottom of the sleeve feel A-M-A-Z-I-N-G! They are stupidly intense and pleasurable. Couple this with the triangles up top and it is unlike anything I have ever felt before. Rotate the sleeve to spin these textures around, and you will have a religious experience!


This sleeve lives up to the hype and then some. It's just incredible! While you may not know you need one, you need one. The ONLY complaint I can think of is that it's maybe too intense for some folks. I love it, but if you're looking for somethings mild, this ain't it!

Conclusion:
Absolutely 100% essential. This is a short review. I just love it lol!

Score 4.00 Overall Satisfaction 5
Intensity 3
Stimulation 4
Penetration 3
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 5
Realism -
Variation 3.5
Smoothness 4.5
Orgasm Rating 4.5
Noise -
Lube Use 2.5
Cleanup 3.5
Dry Time 3.5

Cream Review

June 6th, 2022 (Cream Texture)

After owning Beyond for a few months, I began to wonder what I might be missing. So, I purchased Autumn Falls - Cream, Megan Rain - Thunder, and the Turbo Core (reviews to come).



For context, I am 5.5" L with a 5" girth.

I've used this sleeve approximately 15 times.



Let's break it down section by section:



Autumn Falls is gorgeous, and so is her sleeve. I was pleasantly surprised to see that the color of the sleeve matched her skin tone. If that matters to you, you will not be disappointed. The mold of her vagina looks like an inviting flower; Georgia O' Keeffe would be proud.



The first 1.5" is shaped in a way that teases your head a little as you slide in. It's not overly stimulating, but it gives you something to look forward to. The real highlight here is the slight popping sensation as you move past this point and into the next section.



The bumps from 1.5" to 3" feel snug and stimulating. They're great on the shaft while thrusting deeper, but unlike the small bumps of Beyond, they aren't as stimulating. In fact, it's really easy to make this section feel like nothing at all if you use too much lube. When you do manage to get the lube right, this section does feel great, but it's more like a cock ring/squeezing section before the next bit.



The waves from 3" to 5" feel okay, but generally also feel very smooth and same-y to me.



I only reach about 1/4 of the way into the waffle section, but THIS is the best part of the sleeve for me. I have a feeling that part of the reason this sleeve is rated so highly is because this bit is amazing! Super stimulating, highly varied, and just fun to be in.



I do not reach the final chamber.

Conclusion:
Like it, but don't love it. Where this sleeve shines for me is suction. With the cap all the way on, it SUUUUUUCKS. The smoothness helps make this sensation very enjoyable.

However, the problem with this is that when I DON'T want the suction, the sleeve feels a bit bland. Additionally, it can be a bit of a pain to dial in the appropriate amount/consistency of lube. The good news is that I can easily last a while in this sleeve, and when I do decide I want to finish, I just have to dial up the suction or the pace.

Score 3.75 Overall Satisfaction 4
Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 5
Penetration 5
Tightness 3.5
Suction Effect 5
Realism -
Variation 3.75
Smoothness 3.1
Orgasm Rating 5
Noise -
Lube Use -
Cleanup -
Dry Time 3.7

Beyond Review

June 4th, 2022 (Beyond Texture)

I purchased my first Fleshlight, Madison Ivy - Beyond in November 2021. Madison Ivy is my favorite pornstar, and it's a commonly recommended starter sleeve; the choice was simple. I loved it and I still do. I've been waiting far too long to write a review, so here it is.


For context, I am 5.5" l with a 5" girth.

I've used this sleeve approximately once a week for the past 6ish months (let's say 20ish times).

 

Let's break it down section by section.

 

This sleeve looks amazing; it's a work of art, my friends. The pussy "lips that grip?" Chef's kiss ????

If you like the thought of passing through a solid 1/2 inch of lips before entering the sleeve, this is the one for you. They're great for teasing, they look inviting, and I simply adore them. When you tighten the endcap, they GRIIIIIIIP and hold you in. Seriously, it can be borderline difficult to get out lol. It's beautiful. Honestly, this is a good enough reason to buy the sleeve right here.

 

The first inch doesn't do much for me tbh. The rings don't offer much sensation unless the sleeve is fairly dry. I would prefer if the sleeve just started with the next section, but maybe these rings aid suction or something? I'm not an engineer.

 

The bumps from 1.5" to 2.5" feel super snug and stimulating. They're great on the shaft while thrusting deeper, but they are PERFECT for teasing the head. Just moving back and forth in this section can be spine-tingling. If you have Autumn Falls - Cream, it's similar to the bumps around 1.5" to 3" in that sleeve. However, these are smaller and feel more pleasurable to me.

 

The ridges from 3" to 5" are fairly tame at a slow pace, but quickly become intense if you start going faster. I think they're great for edging, as they offer a lot of control.

 

I don't reach too far past that, as the lips and entrance take a bit away from how deep I can really go. However, I can hit a bit of the next section with my tip and it feels like a more intense version of the previous section. What I do feel is quite nice, and it's a solid way to finish off if I do decide to go balls deep.

 

I am not gifted enough to reach the final chamber, but man does it look awesome! Cleaning it with my finger, it feels a lot like my favorite section at 1.5" to 2.5". I once attempted to flip the sleeve around and enter from this end, but it just wasn't happening.

 

And that's all there is to it.

Overall, I love this sleeve. I now have 8 Fleshlights total, and while it's difficult to choose a favorite, Beyond is definitely a contender. It's not the most intense, or the tightest, or really the most anything, but it's really damn good all around. If you take nothing else away from this review, just remember those lips ????.

 

I think the Flesassist ratings are kind of meaningless and not terribly clear, but here is my attempt at the major categories. I hope this helps.



Intensity/Stimulation- 3.5/5 (5/5 if you focus on my favorite section)

Tightness - 3.5/5

Suction - 6/5 accounting for the lip grip ????

Variation - 3.75/5

Smoothness - Totally depends on lube and is anywhere from a 1/5 to a 5/5

Orgasm Rating - 5/5

Overall - 5/5, must own.

Conclusion:
Buy it for the lips, stay for the bumps at 1.5" to 2.5"

Score 4.26 Overall Satisfaction 5
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