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Location: USA

6 Ratings

6 Reviews

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Reddit nerd and enjoyer of Fleshlights.

Found 6 reviews in total

Intensity 2.5
Stimulation 3
Penetration 3
Tightness 2
Suction Effect 3
Realism 0
Variation 2
Smoothness 4.75
Orgasm Rating 3
Noise 3
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 4

Silk Review

July 26th, 2022 (Silk Texture)

As mentioned in my previous review of Texas Tornado, I began to evaluate my Fleshlight collection and realized that I was missing low intensity options. I had heard Silk mentioned as a low intensity, realistic, edging sleeve. None of my other sleeves really fit into these categories, so I decided to give it a shot.


For context, I am 5.5" L with a 5" girth.

I've used this sleeve approximately 6 times.


Let's break it down section by section:

Entrance:

The entrance to this one is a fairly loose set of lips. If you're looking for that tight, hugging sensation upon penetration, this ain't it. Alternatively, if you're on the girthier side or if you like to enter your sleeves before getting 100% hard, you should have no trouble here. Even with the endcap completely tightened, it's still "loose." I feel the need to clarify that it's not unpleasant, just the roomiest of my 9 Fleshlights.


0" - 3":

Once again, this is a "loose" sleeve. Despite Fleshassist's claim that the min diameter is 3.94 in, I don't feel the same tightness as some of my other sleeves with an identical minimum. Theoretically, there are two sections here which SHOULD constrict a bit, but really it all just feels like the same, wide diameter tunnel. When heavily lubed, this section feels completely smooth. As the lube dries up a bit or if I use less, I can feel a bit of the wavy "W" pattern primarily on the underside of my penis. It's okay, but nothing amazing.


3" - 4":
I believe I should feel something different here, but I really don't. If I concentrate and really focus on trying to feel this section, I can get SOMETHING, but it's not terribly different from the previous section. Again, not bad, just nothing spectacular.


4" - 5.5":
Once again, when heavily lubed, this section feels completely smooth. But with less lube or dryer lube, it's something a bit different. I'd liken this section to a much looser version of the corkscrew section of Core. It's a bit tough to explain precisely what I mean, but the pyramids here compress in a similar way. I'd rate this bit slightly higher than the rest of the sleeve, but still nothing mind-blowing.

Conclusion:
Mediocre. I find myself making comparisons to Texas Tornado, and this sleeve falls short in every category for me. Don't get me wrong, it does the job, it's just not that exciting. Something about the subtle texture of Tornado and the ability to really go to town does it for me. While I appreciate that I can edge/go hard with this sleeve, it's kind of boring. I never rate realism, but I guess this is close in regards to the smoothness/texture? The problem is that you're missing ALL of the other movements and sensations of an actual vagina.

Score 3.17 Overall Satisfaction 3
Intensity 2.75
Stimulation 4
Penetration 3
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 4.5
Realism 0
Variation 2
Smoothness 4.5
Orgasm Rating 5
Noise 3
Lube Use 3.5
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 4

Texas Tornado Review

July 13th, 2022 (Texas Tornado Texture)

After my first round of reviews, I began to think about precisely what I like about each of my Fleshlights. Naturally, this got me thinking about their potential shortcomings or what I was missing out on. I realized that I had covered high intensity with Thunder and mid intensity with my other 3 sleeves, but I didn't have a low intensity sleeve.

So I did the sensible thing and ordered two low intensity sleeves (Texas Tornado and Silk). Since the Memorial Day sale was going on, I figured I might as well go for the mystery sleeve. I decided to pick up Creampuff, since EVERYONE seemed to love it and it was a completely different texture than anything else I had, and I ended up with Royal for free. I literally doubled my collection in one order. I regret nothing. Now that I have had some time to try out my new toys, reviews are inbound.


For context, I am 5.5" L with a 5" girth.

I've used this sleeve approximately 6 times.


Let's break it down section by section:


Entrance:
Yup, that's a booty. It doesn't come anywhere near Alexis' actual glorious booty, but it's pretty nice for silicone. It's tight, but not too tight. I just picked up the Mia Malkova Quickshot, and it seems like all of the anal entrances are basically the same.


0" - 1":
Snug but smooth entry. Honestly, a bit underwhelming. Just feels like wasted space to me. This is where the 3/5 for penetration comes from.


The rest:
Yeah, this is another sleeve with a repeated texture. BUT(t) there is something special about this texture! Although the tentacle-like indentations repeat, the angle of them changes throughout the sleeve. It's a bit difficult to tell from the cross-section on Fleshassist, but the reason the sleeve is called a tornado is because the texture twists through the sleeve. The result is a delightful feeling on all sides of the penis at all angles. Rotation is not necessary, but feels great!
The texture itself is mild and smooth, yet enticing. With the cap off and a lot of lube, it hardly feels like anything. With the cap all the way on, this becomes a suction MACHINE. There is a lot of fun to be had with messing around with the endcap on this sleeve. I have found it superb for edging, as I can really dial in exactly how intense I want the experience to be.

Conclusion:
This is a must own in my opinion. The smoothness is deceptive. It seems like it should be boring, but it is the exact opposite. There's just enough stimulation going on to keep things exciting.

Score 3.71 Overall Satisfaction 5
Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 4
Penetration 5
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 3.5
Realism 4
Variation 3
Smoothness 0
Orgasm Rating 4.5
Noise 0
Lube Use 3
Cleanup 2
Dry Time 3.5

Core Review

June 11th, 2022 (Core Texture)

After a great experience with my first sleeve, Beyond, I wanted to explore a bit. I ordered Cream because it was hyped up, Thunder because it was supposed to be THE anal sleeve, and the Turbo Core because it was something unique/different.



For context, I am 5.5" L with a 5" girth.

I've used this sleeve approximately 12 times.



Let's break it down section by section:


The entrance is certainly unique. The three funky ice cream cones might not be the most visually appealing, but they feel surprisingly pleasurable. The bumps provide a gentle massage-like sensation as you enter the sleeve. In fact, I like to run the cones over my balls and shaft to get myself ready to go. Not sure if that's an intentional design feature, but it feels great!



Next up are the rings. While you could technically enter around the rings, and I have seen some reviewers mention multiple entry points, it only works one way for me. I have to enter directly through the middle of the rings. I know it sounds ridiculous, but this actually requires a bit of precision. Since the rings aren't rigid, they move around a fair bit, and if you aren't 100% hard and lined up, it's possible to miss. Missing doesn't feel too great; It's not painful, but it just doesn't feel good.
That said, once you're in the rings, they feel superb. They really do flex in a way that mimics a pair of lips. Now, I want to make this clear. No matter what the reviews might say, this doesn't feel exactly like a blowjob. You're missing the variable tightness of a set of lips, the interaction with the tongue, the changing suction, all the subtle things that make up the whole experience. However, it feels very very good!
The only downside of this section is that you can't really thrust in and out of the sleeve. You can to an extent, but I find that if I completely exit the sleeve, I have to line myself up and carefully enter the rings again. If you're looking for big ol' throat fucking hip thrusts, you might be disappointed. It works better with shorter thrusts, stopping while the tip is almost but not quite out of the rings.
All of this to say that the rings feel lovely, but they require more attention than mindlessly thrusting into a traditional sleeve. If you like to watch VR Porn or simply get immersed in what you're watching, this can be slightly annoying.

After the rings comes the corkscrew/drill bit section. This is a tight, throat-like section that is supposed to start around the 3" mark, but in actuality is a bit deeper. The cones and the rings and all of the material before this portion take away a significant amount of length. With the clear case, I can see how far into this section I get, and I'd estimate it's about the 4.5" - 5" mark. It doesn't matter much, seeing as this is a highly repetitive texture, but I'd say take .5" - 1" off of your length when approximating where you'll reach.
I don't have much to say about the actual texture of the corkscrew. It feels good, but it's not the highlight of the sleeve. It's a nice, tight way to finish off the sleeve. I think this bit works best when compressing the sleeve and thrusting all the way in at the end of a session as a last hoorah.


About suction:
It's a blowjob simulator, so suction is obviously a concern. I find that the Core has a bit less suction than other Fleshlights. Maybe it's the clear case or maybe it's the design of the opening, but the Core doesn't really seal the same way traditional sleeves do. Don't get me wrong, the suction still feels nice, but it's not as intense as some folks might like. While I don't own either, I imagine the Thrust/Ignition are better at this.

Conclusion:
I think this sleeve is essential simply because none of my other sleeves do precisely what the Core does. It's not my favorite, but it provides a unique sensation that helps to keep my collection fresh and interesting. I'm more inclined to use the Core in conjunction with another sleeve than by itself, just as one might initiate sex with a blowjob before progressing to penetration.

Score 3.63 Overall Satisfaction 4.5
Intensity 5
Stimulation 5
Penetration 5
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 4
Realism 0
Variation 2
Smoothness 2
Orgasm Rating 5
Noise 0
Lube Use 3.5
Cleanup 3.5
Dry Time 4

Thunder Review

June 9th, 2022 (Thunder Texture)

I bought this sleeve along with Cream and Turbo Core. I frequently see Thunder suggested as THE anal sleeve to own, so I had to know what all the fuss was about.

For context, I am 5.5" L with a 5" girth.
I've used this sleeve approximately 15 times.


Let's break it down section by section:

I think it's a cute butt, but maybe that's just me picturing Megan Rain herself. The entrance is tight, but not as tight as people seem to think/fear. It gently squeezes as you enter the sleeve and quickly opens up. The only issue I see people having is that you really need to be 100% hard before entry. If that is an issue for you, you may wish to consider something looser.


SURPRISE! The texture is the same through the entire sleeve.
Now, I know what you're thinking. I was thinking it too. That's kind of boring, isn't it? Surely, variety is the spice of life? Yes, but no.


The bumps in the bottom of the sleeve feel A-M-A-Z-I-N-G! They are stupidly intense and pleasurable. Couple this with the triangles up top and it is unlike anything I have ever felt before. Rotate the sleeve to spin these textures around, and you will have a religious experience!


This sleeve lives up to the hype and then some. It's just incredible! While you may not know you need one, you need one. The ONLY complaint I can think of is that it's maybe too intense for some folks. I love it, but if you're looking for somethings mild, this ain't it!

Conclusion:
Absolutely 100% essential. This is a short review. I just love it lol!

Score 4.00 Overall Satisfaction 5
Intensity 3
Stimulation 4
Penetration 3
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 5
Realism 0
Variation 3.5
Smoothness 4.5
Orgasm Rating 4.5
Noise 0
Lube Use 2.5
Cleanup 3.5
Dry Time 3.5

Cream Review

June 6th, 2022 (Cream Texture)

After owning Beyond for a few months, I began to wonder what I might be missing. So, I purchased Autumn Falls - Cream, Megan Rain - Thunder, and the Turbo Core (reviews to come).



For context, I am 5.5" L with a 5" girth.

I've used this sleeve approximately 15 times.



Let's break it down section by section:



Autumn Falls is gorgeous, and so is her sleeve. I was pleasantly surprised to see that the color of the sleeve matched her skin tone. If that matters to you, you will not be disappointed. The mold of her vagina looks like an inviting flower; Georgia O' Keeffe would be proud.



The first 1.5" is shaped in a way that teases your head a little as you slide in. It's not overly stimulating, but it gives you something to look forward to. The real highlight here is the slight popping sensation as you move past this point and into the next section.



The bumps from 1.5" to 3" feel snug and stimulating. They're great on the shaft while thrusting deeper, but unlike the small bumps of Beyond, they aren't as stimulating. In fact, it's really easy to make this section feel like nothing at all if you use too much lube. When you do manage to get the lube right, this section does feel great, but it's more like a cock ring/squeezing section before the next bit.



The waves from 3" to 5" feel okay, but generally also feel very smooth and same-y to me.



I only reach about 1/4 of the way into the waffle section, but THIS is the best part of the sleeve for me. I have a feeling that part of the reason this sleeve is rated so highly is because this bit is amazing! Super stimulating, highly varied, and just fun to be in.



I do not reach the final chamber.

Conclusion:
Like it, but don't love it. Where this sleeve shines for me is suction. With the cap all the way on, it SUUUUUUCKS. The smoothness helps make this sensation very enjoyable.

However, the problem with this is that when I DON'T want the suction, the sleeve feels a bit bland. Additionally, it can be a bit of a pain to dial in the appropriate amount/consistency of lube. The good news is that I can easily last a while in this sleeve, and when I do decide I want to finish, I just have to dial up the suction or the pace.

Score 3.75 Overall Satisfaction 4
Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 5
Penetration 5
Tightness 3.5
Suction Effect 5
Realism 0
Variation 3.75
Smoothness 3.1
Orgasm Rating 5
Noise 0
Lube Use 0
Cleanup 0
Dry Time 3.7

Beyond Review

June 4th, 2022 (Beyond Texture)

I purchased my first Fleshlight, Madison Ivy - Beyond in November 2021. Madison Ivy is my favorite pornstar, and it's a commonly recommended starter sleeve; the choice was simple. I loved it and I still do. I've been waiting far too long to write a review, so here it is.


For context, I am 5.5" l with a 5" girth.

I've used this sleeve approximately once a week for the past 6ish months (let's say 20ish times).

 

Let's break it down section by section.

 

This sleeve looks amazing; it's a work of art, my friends. The pussy "lips that grip?" Chef's kiss ????

If you like the thought of passing through a solid 1/2 inch of lips before entering the sleeve, this is the one for you. They're great for teasing, they look inviting, and I simply adore them. When you tighten the endcap, they GRIIIIIIIP and hold you in. Seriously, it can be borderline difficult to get out lol. It's beautiful. Honestly, this is a good enough reason to buy the sleeve right here.

 

The first inch doesn't do much for me tbh. The rings don't offer much sensation unless the sleeve is fairly dry. I would prefer if the sleeve just started with the next section, but maybe these rings aid suction or something? I'm not an engineer.

 

The bumps from 1.5" to 2.5" feel super snug and stimulating. They're great on the shaft while thrusting deeper, but they are PERFECT for teasing the head. Just moving back and forth in this section can be spine-tingling. If you have Autumn Falls - Cream, it's similar to the bumps around 1.5" to 3" in that sleeve. However, these are smaller and feel more pleasurable to me.

 

The ridges from 3" to 5" are fairly tame at a slow pace, but quickly become intense if you start going faster. I think they're great for edging, as they offer a lot of control.

 

I don't reach too far past that, as the lips and entrance take a bit away from how deep I can really go. However, I can hit a bit of the next section with my tip and it feels like a more intense version of the previous section. What I do feel is quite nice, and it's a solid way to finish off if I do decide to go balls deep.

 

I am not gifted enough to reach the final chamber, but man does it look awesome! Cleaning it with my finger, it feels a lot like my favorite section at 1.5" to 2.5". I once attempted to flip the sleeve around and enter from this end, but it just wasn't happening.

 

And that's all there is to it.

Overall, I love this sleeve. I now have 8 Fleshlights total, and while it's difficult to choose a favorite, Beyond is definitely a contender. It's not the most intense, or the tightest, or really the most anything, but it's really damn good all around. If you take nothing else away from this review, just remember those lips ????.

 

I think the Flesassist ratings are kind of meaningless and not terribly clear, but here is my attempt at the major categories. I hope this helps.



Intensity/Stimulation- 3.5/5 (5/5 if you focus on my favorite section)

Tightness - 3.5/5

Suction - 6/5 accounting for the lip grip ????

Variation - 3.75/5

Smoothness - Totally depends on lube and is anywhere from a 1/5 to a 5/5

Orgasm Rating - 5/5

Overall - 5/5, must own.

Conclusion:
Buy it for the lips, stay for the bumps at 1.5" to 2.5"

Score 4.26 Overall Satisfaction 5
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