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Found 6 reviews in total

Intensity 2.55
Stimulation 3.825
Penetration 3.725
Tightness 3.8
Suction Effect 4.3
Realism 3.8
Variation 3.325
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 2.7
Cleanup 1.975
Dry Time 2.425

Mini-Swallow (SIAC) Review

December 30th, 2014 (Mini-Swallow (SIAC) Texture)

The Sex in a Can line has been good to me. I've been waiting for an opportunity to pop up to acquire a Swallow textured sleeve and thankfully I was able to acquire one thanks to the Black Friday sale. This was possibly one of the fastest fleshlights I broke in. It feels exactly what I was expecting, but on the sleeve cutaway that is shown on websites, it shows the sleeve is "ultra-tight" until the end, but on mine it is only ultra tight for about an inch or so, and then goes back to the regular tightness at the end of the sleeve. Not a deal breaker, but a bit of a let down. I wouldn't say it emulates a blowjob, not even close. But that's not to say it doesn't feel great! If you want to purchase a Sex in a Can, I would strongly recommend the Swallow and Fang textures before any other.

Great on lube use. Does not resemble a blow a job at all.

Score 3.25 Overall Satisfaction 3.25
Intensity 3.925
Stimulation 3.95
Penetration 3.35
Tightness 1.925
Suction Effect 2.35
Realism 0.6
Variation 3.35
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 1.975
Cleanup 1.375
Dry Time 1.825

Destroya Review

December 30th, 2014 (Destroya Texture)

Unfortunately I did not have a great experience with the Stoya Destroya. I hoped that maybe it was just the break in period that made the sleeve feel unexciting, but that was not the case. After my 13th use, I can safely say that the Stoya Destroya just isn't my cup of coffee. Being a huge fan of the Succudry Sex in a can(SIAC), I had high expectations for this sleeve. I had expected the sphere of fang texture to feel like something unimaginable. I guess this is where my downfall was; expecting much more out of it. All I can really say is it doesn't feel much like my beloved Fang Succudry SIAC. My favorite part about the sleeve though is the orifice. Fleshlight did a great job molding Stoya's vagina. However, when I look at this fleshlight I am constantly reminded that looks aren't everything.

Amazing mold quality on sleeve orifice. Surprisingly good on lube use. Does not resemble the Succu-Dry Sex in a Can at all, like I was expecting. Not a horrible sleeve, just a bit disappointing.

Score 2.47 Overall Satisfaction 2.47
Intensity 3.95
Stimulation 4.8
Penetration 2.425
Tightness 3.85
Suction Effect 1.875
Realism 2.5
Variation 2.95
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 3.825
Cleanup 3.325
Dry Time 2.975

Wonder Wave Review

December 20th, 2014 (Wonder Wave Texture)

The Wonder Wave is a cult classic amongst fellow Fleshlight users. Funny how a few strategically placed rings can create a world of difference compared to the original. I did not expect much from this sleeve even with the large amount of positive things I've heard about it; I was happy I set the bar low because it exceeded my expectations and then some. The lube use is great, has just the right amount of suction, and the intensity is just right. I've had the best orgasms with the wonder Wave, often times having back to back sessions. Of all my sleeves, this is usually the go to.

Easy to clean, great lube usage, and feels amazing. You cannot go wrong with this sleeve!

Score 3.25 Overall Satisfaction 3.25
Intensity 4.45
Stimulation 4.05
Penetration 3.325
Tightness 3.925
Suction Effect 4.45
Realism 0.5
Variation 4.1
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 0.95
Cleanup 1.225
Dry Time 1.475

Vortex Review

December 20th, 2014 (Vortex Texture)

The first time I inserted myself into this sleeve I was reluctant to use it again. I never thought I could break this sleeve in. I swear I had one of those intense gritting teeth faces where you can't tell if the person is in pain or pleasure. Learn from my mistake, and don't buy this sleeve immediately after having the original as your only sleeve. The first few uses can be quite painful if this is a first sleeve or you don't have much experience with other sleeves. Once broken in though, the pleasure from the alternating waves is like none other. There have been times I couldn't finish in my girlfriend because I made the mistake of using a vortex sleeve many times before and expected her to feel like this sleeve. If you're looking for realism, stay away from this sleeve. It is way too pleasurable to replicate anything real. I'd recommend this sleeve for someone who is looking for a quick session and needs to climax early. Lube management is pretty bad, but I usually climax before I have to relube.

Not realistic. Can be tough to break in. Very pleasurable. Can be difficult to clean.

Score 2.85 Overall Satisfaction 2.85
Intensity 3
Stimulation 1.925
Penetration 1.95
Tightness 3.475
Suction Effect 3.25
Realism 1.25
Variation 3.75
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 2.325
Cleanup 2.8
Dry Time 2.5

Speed Bump Review

December 20th, 2014 (Speed Bump Texture)

The Speed bump was my fourth sleeve. Originally, I wanted this sleeve as my first, but feared it would be too intense. Little did I know that I was setting myself up for a massive disappointment. The sleeve broke in pretty fast compared to my others. The variation with the bumps is a rather strange and a unique feel, but definitely leaves a lot to be desired. I don't feel like this sleeve is that intense, and there have been times I got bored with it before climaxing. The lube usage is pretty good, I usually only have to relube once every session. Sadly, this sleeve sits in the very back of my closet and sees use maybe once every 4 months. I'd exchange it if I could.

Feels unique. Gets boring quick. Easy clean up. Not as intense as it looks.

Score 2.63 Overall Satisfaction 2.63
Intensity 0.825
Stimulation 4.3
Penetration 2.725
Tightness 1.8
Suction Effect 1.375
Realism 1.8
Variation 0.25
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 4.825
Cleanup 4.85
Dry Time 4.975

Original Review

December 20th, 2014 (Original Texture)

The Original texture with the lady orifice was my first fleshlight in 2009. I didn't suffer from any kind of Death Grip Syndrome (DGS) or had trouble climaxing. Admittedly, I was just a horny freshman college student looking to stick my dick in anything that was a hole. I was enticed by the banner that Fleshlight homepage usually has up stating that you can't go wrong with what millions of men started out with. I figured why not, and decided it was the right texture for me considering I didn't really know where to start. The first time I used this sleeve I was extremely disappointed. I didn't know there was a break in period and I thought it felt a bit rough, even without any texture. The lube I used was ID Glide, which was in a package deal with the original texture. I used the sleeve maybe once every month until I finally figured out that the lube was causing the discomfort. I started to use astroglide instead; the difference was phenomenal. I started to use the sleeve at least twice a day. I'd recommend the original texture for those that are having problems deciding whether or not their first fleshlight would be too intense. If you have DGS, this texture may not be for you.

Good for those that like long, uninterrupted sessions. It can take a while to climax without any texture. Clean up is a breeze.

Score 2.78 Overall Satisfaction 2.78


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