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Basically just a normal dude.

Found 8 reviews in total

Intensity 4.6
Stimulation 4.55
Penetration 4.2
Tightness 4.1
Suction Effect 4.2
Realism 1.95
Variation 3.1
Smoothness 1.9
Orgasm Rating 4.95
Noise 3.25
Lube Use 3.3
Cleanup 3.4
Dry Time 3.35

Destroya Review

September 3rd, 2020 (Destroya Texture)

As someone who reviews a lot of Fleshlights, I was always interested in the Destroya. It is probably one of the most loved and highly rated Fleshlights. Anyway, I had to get it.

After using it, it is not as tight as people make it out to be. Sure it is tight, but it’s not as tight as Spice is.

The fang/spike texturing is awesome. It is very highly intensive. It is also a open chamber which is spherical within the first part, which allows you to use it in different angles and get different feelings. It goes into a smaller chamber which feels awesome to break through, after that, the show is over. The main part that is awesome is the first part, and it does the job amazingly well.

A highly intensive sleeve. The fangs/spikes are super stimulating and live up to the hype. Past that, it is pretty much done. Cleanup takes awhile, drying is longer than average, noise is average. The main point of interest here is that it is very intense.

Score 3.70 Overall Satisfaction 4.9
Intensity 3.05
Stimulation 2.7
Penetration 4.2
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 3.35
Realism 2.1
Variation 2.75
Smoothness 4
Orgasm Rating 3.95
Noise 3.5
Lube Use 4.35
Cleanup 3.95
Dry Time 4.2

Lvl Up Review

September 3rd, 2020 (Lvl Up Texture)

I had my eye on this for awhile. The marketing of being Lvl Up and myself being quite the nerd had me interested. Mia is also a goddess, so that helps. I don’t watch her porn specifically, but she is hawt.

Anyway, this is basically an average Fleshlight in terms of intensity and stimulation. Nothing to write home about there. It basically is spiraled in the beginning, and has a sort of milking effect. You can’t really feel the pinching spheres , they look way more intense than they feel. Cleanup wasnt bad and the noise was average. Was expecting a bit more out of this, but what I got was just a normal experience.

Mid intensity Fleshlight with milking effect. Front part is spiraled. It is hard to make out any other texturing inside of the sleeve. Not a bad choice but not crazy like people hype it up to be.

Score 3.58 Overall Satisfaction 4
Intensity 5
Stimulation 5
Penetration 5
Tightness 3.05
Suction Effect 2.95
Realism 1.8
Variation 2.85
Smoothness 4
Orgasm Rating 5
Noise 5
Lube Use 5
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 4.25

Sinner Review

September 3rd, 2020 (Sinner Texture)

My top number one favorite texture. I have no idea who Kissa Sins is, the texture is just awesome. Cleanup is easy, sound is low, stimulation is very high. The feeling jyou get from this is the feeling of penetrating a nice tight asshole, and then penetrating another asshole within that same asshole. Assception. I say if you are on the fence, get it.

Best anal texture in my humble opinion. There are basically no downsides and it feels great. Could be a bit more varied, but what it does, it does perfectly.

Score 4.21 Overall Satisfaction 5
Intensity 4.05
Stimulation 4.9
Penetration 4.7
Tightness 4.9
Suction Effect 5
Realism 4.5
Variation 4.45
Smoothness 4.95
Orgasm Rating 4.7
Noise 4.35
Lube Use 5
Cleanup 4.05
Dry Time 4

Tasty Review

March 17th, 2020 (Tasty Texture)

First off, I gotta say, what the fuck, how is this so good and how have I been missing this my whole life. Just wow. I'll be talking about two textures today, primarially the Elsa Jean Tasty one, seen below

But also I will be mentioning the Stoya Epic texture, seen below.

Well welcome to my review thing, to be honest, you wont get a number rating or a letter grade from me. I don't really feel that conveys the experience, since everyone has a different experience. Sexuality and all that jazz can change your opinion on a lot of stuff, and so forth.

I got the Tasty texture, because to be honest with you all, I'm not even sure why I got this fleshlight. I think I just thought, damn that girl in the photos looks cute as fuck I bet she would be tight, and I bought it. Before this, I had purchased the Stoya Epic texture, which I love. I noticed the thing I loved about the Epic right off the bat, is the entryway. I think it has to do with this below:
It's very tight, but opens up immediately in the front of it. I believe this is to allow the asshole, which is quite big on the fleshlight itself, to kind of deflate into the region. Making the asshole go up and down along with your shaft, basically replicating a real asshole. Very realistic opening, if you blindfolded me and blah blah blah, I still would know, but it would kind of take me a second...

Anyway, I discovered I also liked the ridged parts of the fleshlight a lot as well. Which is close to the entrance as well, the stoya epic really is insane at the front of it, it does kind of open up, but so does a real asshole, I mean it's just not as tight as a vagina in general. But it does add to the realism, at least for me of a real asshole, and yes I have fucked many assholes so don't worry I've got knowledge on this at least a bit.

So that brings us to this:
Look at how many ridges, are in that tight as fuck opening. I swear that the tasty is almost as tight as the epic's asshole, but even though it's not as tight, it's juuust slightly under and continues for a larger area than the asshole on the epic. Also, in addition to this I also found out something that often goes overlooked.

I understand some people do not care about orifices, but to me it really adds to the experience. Not a lot, but if it is at least slightly realistic I guess it's good enough for me haha. But that said, the tasty's lips are outstanding. They are hard to describe if you've never fucked a girl with pussy lips like that. It's kind of weird to look at, sure that's a given (although I like them, I just know some people don't) but the point is, they act as basically a slide going inwards from a larger area than usual, basically slip and slidin that dick right into the aforementioned ridges, which basically act as a really TIGHT spot. Also, these pussy lips warm up quite quickly, even without warming it with a thing, fucking it will make them warm to the touch very quickly. Unless you live in ******* siberia or some shit, you get what I'm saying.

So we have a few factors here, very tight initial vaginal hole, smooth tight warm pussy lips sliding your dick into nirvana, and then I kind of hit the middle and was a bit confused. The middle I thought sucked, but what it actually is, is basically a place where lube can get built up, and spread throughout your shaft. It's the tornado looking part. I'm not sure if that's actually what it does, but I'm almost certain it spreads the lube on your dick and holds the lube in place.

So, why is that a good thing? Haha, well buddy, let me tell you. When you fuck a girl right, she gets wet and that same "oh she's getting wet" sensation, is basically what the tornado looking part functioned as. So, I mean obviously this turned me on, and I actually started to fuck the fleshlight, using the good ol' pillow trick. Oh man, fucking that actually changed the experience.

I'm sure if I knew you had to go deep to get the parts that are good on this, I would have just done it deeper while doing the shake weight routine. But yes, looking at the texture, it's obvious now, but when you go deep into it, there is a massive ridge in the structure of the fleshlight. It's right before the bumpy part at the end.

When you hit that, I'm not sure what it reminds me of, or if it's even realistic. All I know is that it's a massive tight spot, in an already smooth feeling tight pussy, with smooth soft lips pressing on you, and it's way deep into the fleshlight itself. Needless to say, it's good motivation to deep fuck it. I'd say that this texture feels best when you deep fuck it.

After discovering this of course, I tried using my epic texture again, and tried deep fucking it. Holy shit, it has a very tight spot, but what is even better are the little tentacle looking things at the near end of the texture. It just feels like you're fucking so far into their ass that you reached their intenses or something LOL. Of course yes, not for everybody but damn it is really doing it for me. The only downfall of the stoya epic was the middle part of the texture, where it kind of opens out. But that is more realistic, and does encourage you to fuck it deeper.

After fucking it and basically going ballz deep, I came, and when I did, the orgasm was very intense. Not sure if it was just because I liked it or something, but I felt like it was more drawn out, even more so than if I was wearing a cock right and actually fucking a girl. So yeah, it drained my balls and the orgasm was amazing.

So if you are average to sizable, I'd recommend either of these textures, if you are into deep fucking that is. But that being said, both entrances are amazing as well. The middles of the textures are absolutely not bad, and I believe each serve a purpose.

The noise on the tasty was pretty high if you just went completely out of it quickly, if you slid out slowly, no noise. There is a lot of vacuum on it, I suppose haha. I honestly couldn't hear it at much if at all while using the pillow method, so if you are concerned with noise maybe do that. I should mention the stoya's noise as well, not that bad but if you are too quick or exit too fast it can make a slorping sound, but I guess so can real assholes. Just go slow if you don't want much noise, or just use the pillow technique.

Cleanup afterwards was about the same as my stoya. Pretty easy, nothing really gets caught in it with a good 60 seconds of it running with water until a sink. Dries about as quickly as my stoya, I basically can only use it two times a day if I want it to be completely dry. Although, you can go to toydemon**** and get the dry stick and that would probably work. That is what I plan to do. Not that I need to fuck something twice a day... but I do like my stuff to be taken care of and that seems like a good way of ensuring it.

Overall, I went into this with the mindset of hey, I want to fuck a really tight girl that is like 20 years old. That is the fantasy that basically was fulfilled to me. Obviously, it is not real sex, but this is competing not with sex, but with your hand, and holy crap this is miles better than that.

Score 4.61 Overall Satisfaction 4.95
Intensity 4.05
Stimulation 3.95
Penetration 4.85
Tightness 5
Suction Effect 4.95
Realism 4.65
Variation 3.95
Smoothness 4.95
Orgasm Rating 4.85
Noise 4.9
Lube Use 4.65
Cleanup 4.75
Dry Time 4.1

Spice Review

March 17th, 2020 (Spice Texture)

Cleanup: 9/10 (This texture in particular I found to clean up very easily. There is no parts in the texture that really grab or hold a lot of fluid or any junk of that kind. With the exception of the opening part, right after the tight entrance, I'm talking specifically about the part at 2 and a half inches. Even with that part being there, it really doesn't hold anything for long and a simple 60 seconds under the sink at most will do the job every time. Unless you got some crazy amounts of sperm, but hey that is something to be proud of. Everything else cleans well above average and dries fairly quickly when compared to other fleshlights, and especially when compared to onaholes. If I had to compare it to a dry time on a fleshlight, it would be pretty similar to the Swallow, which I would say is a pretty impressive job. Overall, very happy and impressed with how fast the dry time and cleaning is, it's not going to clean up like a coffee cup, obviously because it's still a fleshlight with textures closed within a space. With that in mind though, very good. Might be the new standard along with the Swallow for dry time and cleanup.)

Outside feel: 9/10 (Besides it obviously being a fleshlight, and unless you have some sort of setup, you will be grabbing a plastic flashlight handle... It is pretty damn good. The execution of the actual fleshlight sleeve on the orifice is quite impressive. The asshole is quite big, and the asscheeks are both quite pronounced outwards, which is hard to see online. It really does feel like this girl who has this huge ass, and this is her asshole. The asscheeks do add a lot of dimension, pressing into you it creates the realistic feel of asscheeks pressing on you. This is really well done, because it is a fleshlight and isn't a torso, or a hip, or anything of the nature. It's just a sleeve, yet the feeling it gives off of an ass is quite amazing. Overall, I didn't think I'd say this... but I like this more than my hip in terms of feel on the sleeve itself. It has a better ass than any hip or torso I own. Also it has a better ass, mind you by a slim margin, than my Stoya Epic texture. It's just like the Epic texture is like this smaller white girl's ass, and Spice is like some girl who plays volleyball and is like 6 feet tall kind of ass. I will admit, this might have a lot to do with preference and whatnot... so the Epic could easily outmatch this if you are into that kind of thing over a bigger ass... but for my book this beats that. The asshole texture itself is also well done, and the wrinkles of the asshole all feel very realistic. The amount of "tight hole" in the beginning of the texture, also serves a dual purpose of reinforcing the asshole itself. Creating a sturdier, tighter asshole, that holds the shape of the texture of the asshole orifice amazingly, and holds up even under usage and lube. Very very well done. Best asshole and ass shape I've found in any toy thus far.)

Inside feel: 9/10 (I initially got this for the part that basically is from 0 inches to 2.25 inches. In my head, I looked at all the other textures... found this one, and immediately noticed a difference. No other texture really has this ultra tight, ribbed beginning part, that even has that rolling crescent shape that you can see. Where the ribs curve up into the hole at 1.5 inches. Well, I am happy to report that it does indeed feel really really good. Also really tight, as tight as my Extra Virgin onahole can be... but honestly this one feels tighter because of the amount of length that the tight part actually goes on for. 2 inches of tightness is a lot, I mean it's not crazy but it is quite a lot. Opening back up into that grooved pinching area at 3 inches also feels great, as does when it opens up after that. I imagine that if you were longer, at 7 inches it has a pinch again, which must feel pretty good. Although, I will say that it does look a little bland of a texture at 7 inches, where it is just tight and no real stimulation past that... so if you are smaller don't worry you won't miss much. You have to use a decent amount of lube with this texture, not insane amounts but it is very tight and requires more. For an anal experience, I guess that does make sense, although I know a lot of people who could get by with much less lube than this fleshlight haha. The feeling of fucking it is great, and inside it does feel like a very tight asshole is gripping down upon you. It is certainly an experience that I wouldn't want to miss out on if you are into anal.)

Sound: 8/10 (Weird thing but this is probably one of my least loud fleshlights. I thought with all of the suction and the tightness of it, that it would make a ton of noise. Honestly, outside of the one time it popped out of the fleshlight plastic tube holder thing, where it did make noise... obviously haha... it didn't make that much noise at all. I think overall it is probably my quietest fleshlight or onahole that I own. It is really nice, because even though I'm not stealthing it up, it is nice to not have to worry about much noise at all anyway. It is still a fleshlight, so it's going to make some noise, but otherwise I really think if you have stealth as a priority, I would really consider this one. Just be careful about pulling out, and also know that there is a lot of suction going on here.)

Durability: 9/10 (Needless to say, this is a fleshlight made in the modern times, so this is built like a tank and will last many many years with the proper care. In terms of durability, one of the best options you can choose on the market are fleshlights for these type of toys. Worth it in this category by a mile.)

Stimulation: 6/10 (The stimulation for me was lower than most fleshlights, because there is no real intricate textures or weird tentacles coming at you. To be honest though, in real assholes there isn't much texture either, so I'd say maybe it just had to go with that. Real assholes don't have extreme tightness like this fleshlight does however, and I would say the stimulation is average, to above average. But because of other factors, the low stimulation is actually sort of a benefit, because it is more realistic. However, I do have to give this a lower rating here, just because I have to be honest with you guys. It wasn't really a homerun with stimulation, it is fairly basic on the inside, even though the inside does have a ton of good to it.)

Orgasm: 9/10 (The orgasms were enhanced by the low stimulation, causing a longer buildup, and also the tightness at the asshole being so great, that it sort of functions as a very light cockring. You do have to be fairly hard to get inside in the first place, but if that is not an issue, then the orgasms you can achieve with this are amazing. The suction also just drains your soul out of you because of the strength of the suction itself. It is just really really good for orgasms, but since there is low stimulation, you have to work up to it in a sense. However, once you get there I believe if we are just talking about orgasms themselves, this is up there with the best things I've tried. Maybe even the best, I do find myself coming back to it more often than not now.)

Realism: 8/10 (Okay well first off, the realism is here 100%. I love the feeling it gives and it is fairly accurate. However, I will mention that this is not some onahole that japanese scientists took and just made a perfect TPE replica of an assholes insides. Of course, this is not that. However, what it accomplishes with the tight opening, the asshole structure, the inside cavities leading up to tight spots and sort of ridged areas with openings and low texture... it does all create this realistic feel in my opinion anyway. The asscheeks are also an underrated nice touch. Overall, it's not a copy of an asshole, on the inside anyway, but it is close enough to be really really good. Probably the best anal, maybe epic has this beat in realism by a little... but it is close if anything. But for that tight asshole feeling, this knocks it out of the park.)

Fantasy: 9/10 (Yep, everything I mentioned above. The asscheeks shape, the asshole shape, the tightness on the inside providing support for the asshole and also providing a nice tight feeling... All lead into really good fantasy accomplishing sensations, if you are someone who enjoys fucking assholes anyway. Overall, very happy with this, the fantasy was most certainly achieved, for what a fleshlight can accomplish anyway, it exceeded my expectations. Fantasies are very specific and niche though, so don't take what I say here and just think this is the answer to your prayers, because while it is the answer to my own, we all have different tastes.)

Price: 8/10 (You pretty much have to pay $80 dollars for this with the case, or $60 without the case. That being said, this is an above average deal for this kind of thing. As fleshlights are probably the most quality product for this type of masturbatory toy type. There is probably no other toy that will withstand the abuse, years of service, and still have new interesting things coming out, for this price. Seriously, I've looked at pretty much all the onaholes there are, and other european or american toys like this are just knock offs of fleshlight. Fleshlight are where it is at if you want to have a safe purchase, knowing you're getting your money's worth. Really, really good, albeit a bit expensive.)

Between everything I used, this accomplished what it was after and designed for quite well. It does feel like an asshole, maybe not entirely realistically, but in my opinion well enough to accomplish the fantasy. This is like a super powered asshole, in feeling... in uh... my opinion. If I could find something that tops this, I would be happy, but I also wouldn't be sad if this was my best rated for a while.

Score 4.61 Overall Satisfaction 5
Intensity 2.9
Stimulation 3.55
Penetration 3.6
Tightness 3.65
Suction Effect 4.1
Realism 3.7
Variation 3.1
Smoothness 4.85
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 3
Lube Use 4.6
Cleanup 3.95
Dry Time 3.85

LoveSack Review

March 17th, 2020 (LoveSack Texture)

Closer to 10 being perfect, lower numbers being bad. I will probably never give a 10. I am 6 inches long and 6 inches around, for reference.

Cleanup: 9/10 (The texture is pretty basic overall, and the ballsack and the butthole both do not have much detail to them, I mean they are detailed and realistic... to a point. But what I mean is that there is no crazy creases or wrinkles or whatnot to get water stuck in and have a slower time drying. The inside texture also is just a repeating pattern and cleans and dries easily as well. Weird fact is that there is no name for the texture at the back of the fleshlight sleeve, like you see with other sleeves.)

Outside feel: 7/10 (Obviously, this is subjective so this will be just an opinion, so take this as you may. I found the ba'lls to be really nice, although without an actual testicle inside, or any type of hard material, it just squishes through. Basically the balls are made of the same TPE material fleshlight uses throughout the entire way, with no hard part or testicle like part. Not really a deal breaker for what I have to say later on, probably better. With td he butthole, it really isn't special, the butthole itself could be textured a little better, really don't know why they didn't just mold a transgender celebrity like Bailey Jay or something for the butthole, the lack of a realistic orifice really is a big difference. Compared to something like my Epic texture, or my Spice texture, the outside butthole really is a disappointment. Also, it's opened a bit too much for the shape I feel, and really doesn't grab you all that tightly. I'd say so far for my anal picks, just for orifice, it would be Spice in first, Epic in second, and this probably behind even my onahole Student Council President. Really not that great, but also it is not that bad. Just doesn't feel like a person's butthole, more like a fleshlight's butthole. If you know what I mean. Other than that, it was okay, the butt also isn't like a big butt or anything like Spice's. Overall kind of a flat butt if I would say so myself, also the balls seem to kind of bring material down from the top of the fleshlight, which is the butt part usually, down, making it even less of a buttcheek feeling. Lastly, the balls feel good, but a bit painful as well. Not painful in a bad, way, if you like that sort of thing. But it's absolutely a slapping your balls into more balls feeling of being sore in the balls. I have had sex with basically every gender, and I could not honestly tell you if I could feel myself slapping into the balls of someone else. I don't remember feeling sore in the balls after I don't think though haha. Of course, you can avoid this by going slower, but absolutely if you do it hard, your balls will pay for the price. So overall, if you are into a bit of pain or whatever you want to call it feeling on your balls, well I guess this is great for you. I'd say it's overall just average for me, and probably wouldn't want to use it often to save my balls from getting demolished.)

Inside feel: 7/10 (Looking at this texture, I could only really compare it to stuff like Wonderland, in terms of comparisons to other textures that have been released already. Overall, people received Wonderland quite well, but not amazingly so. I expected this texture to be about the same pretty much. While the outside orifice itself was disappointing, the inside feel of the asshole was quite tight and enjoyable. The inside feeling was absolutely low stimulation, but overall a nice feeling. Not anything absolutely crazy good but just a nice feeling. If you are into repetitive textures, you will like this one. Also if you like low stimulation, you will like this one as well. The tight asshole is probably the most stimulating part of the entire sleeve, you can feel the inside textures but they are nothing to write home about in terms of feelings. You do feel the bumps rising in the 4 pattern design they chose for the internals. But it is nothing crazy. Although, saying all this I found the texturing to be of such good quality and just well done molding and design that it preformed above average when compared to everything I've tried. The ridges aren't exactly noticeable at all, they are there but are kind of overpowered by the bumpy textures. Again, probably good for slower low stimulation sort of stuff.)

Sound: 3/10 (Fleshlights usually aren't this loud for me, but even when compared to my Turbo Ignition, the fleshlight was quite loud. The balls kept making the fleshlight pop out of the sleeve because they weighed it down and basically made the entire sleeve sort of dislodge at times, creating a big sound. The other thing is that the butthole is very tight, and the suction is quite high, so it will make sloppy sounds if you are too quick with it. It might be your thing, but if purely talking about sound this texture scores quite low. Also, if all that wasn't bad enough, add in the balls slapping sound and it can get kind of loud. Would not recommend for a stealth priority pick.)

Durability: 9/10 (Needless to say, this is a fleshlight made in the modern times, so this is built like a tank and will last many many years with the proper care. In terms of durability, one of the best options you can choose on the market are fleshlights for these type of toys. Worth it in this category by a mile.)

Stimulation: 6/10 (The balls slapping can be quite a lot, and like I said can even become painful if not careful haha. Overall, the balls slapping if you go quickly, usually overpowers the internal stimulation. If you go slower, and basically just go for internal feel... it can get a little better but like I said before, the entire texture is quite similar overall, and while not bad the stimulation is absolutely low. Of course not bad for a longer session but not really recommended for if you have like 5 minutes to go to work. Unless getting your balls slapped by other balls is REALLY your thing, not really super stimulating.)

Orgasm: 9/10 (Since it was low stimulation, orgasms were enhanced. That's just what low stimulation does, it gives you a longer buildup, and because of that longer buildup, it creates a high release. So, basically the low stimulation on the texturing was an addition to this, the nice tightness on the butthole itself added to it, in addition to the suction it really just seems like it's trying to get everything out of you. The balls also added something to me for the orgasm, it might not for you based on your preference, but there is something to be said about that last ball slap when you orgasm.)

Realism: 7/10 (If you are concerned with the balls and realism, here we go. They are realistic enough, and quite on the good side, the material they use is obviously very high quality and it shows. The balls feel like balls. However, the balls lack a testicle, so if you are looking for a tight squeeze with a testicle feel, it is not here. But if you just want to cup some balls or something, they feel realistic enough. The butthole and the ass are kind of lacking, in realism quite a lot in my opinion. If they casted someone for this, I'm sorry, but compared to the fleshlight girls models, the orifice on this really is just bland, and doll like in appearance. The balls do look somewhat realistic, but also hang in a sort of unnatural way, which I believe is to accomplish the ball slapping action. Overall above average, but the butt and asshole bring it down a lot. Adding in a testicle/harder material might complicate things, and also might just be like adding weight and destroying your balls even more. For what it's worth though, probably one of the best balls on the market for a fleshlight/onahole type of thing.)

Fantasy: 8/10 (Well, if you bought this then you probably want to experience fucking a dude, or a transgender woman, or at least sort of simulate the experience. Overall, I believe that accomplishes that, if only because I ask for you to find me another fleshlight or onahole that has balls on it, and that is made to this high of quality. That being said, there is room for improvement, and I believe if anything they are just testing the waters and keeping it quite basic with this. I believe if they did a casting of a transgender model with a huge nice ass, it would have been improve upon tremendously. That being said, it is really nice for what it is trying to accomplish and if you want to slap your balls into some other balls, then this is the way to go my friend. Just try to not destroy your balls beyond recognition.)

Price: 8/10 (The price on this is actually not bad, considering the balls add so much extra material to the overall build, and they also had to make a bigger case for the fleshlight to accommodate the balls within the top part of the case. I think even if they didn't do a casting of someone with this like the fleshlight girls, I would probably still want this if they made an Ice version of it. At 80 dollars, if this is what you are into, and this is the type of way you want to get off, this is a great price because I doubt many other options will accomplish the feat as well as this does.)

Overall this is something I consider worth it personally, you never know if this is a one off sort of thing, or if they will release some lines similar to the fleshlight girls later on with this. Overall, not disappointed, but not blown away by any means. The ball slapping didn't make this the absolute best sleeve to have. In fact, it will probably be low on my rotation because having my balls be sore isn't really what I want all the time. If you want a fairly basic fleshlight with balls that slap your balls, then get it.

Score 3.79 Overall Satisfaction 4.2
Intensity 3.8
Stimulation 3.95
Penetration 4.95
Tightness 4.9
Suction Effect 5
Realism 4.5
Variation 3.55
Smoothness 4.9
Orgasm Rating 4.75
Noise 3.95
Lube Use 4.9
Cleanup 4.8
Dry Time 4

Boss Level Review

March 17th, 2020 (Boss Level Texture)

Closer to 10 being perfect, lower numbers being bad. I will probably never give a 10. I am 6 inches long and 6 inches around, for reference.

Cleanup: 7/10 (There isn't much variation or a lot really super sticking out like a tentacle within the texture itself, the texture itself when you clean it looks more like bumps than anything. The only thing bringing this down a bit is that the bumps do kind of grab onto cum so the cleanup is a bit longer but not by much. The tightness and smallness of the sleeve is also something that makes the dry time a bit longer for this one.)

Outside feel: 9/10 (Obviously, this is just a Fleshlight so the outside feel in reality will mostly just feel like a giant flashlight. However, I will say like the Spice texture, this one has a nice big ass to push on when you fuck. The asshole shape, while not absolutely super tight, is a nice roundish shaped tight hole, as opposed to the Spice's more oval tight hole. It feels amazing on the outside, the asscheeks are big enough to press onto you, the asshole's got that tightness and niceness just like I said my Spice had in my previous review. These two anal sleeves for outside feel are the absolute top dogs in my experience with Fleshlight. Really really like the way they made everything about the outside of this sleeve..)

Inside feel: 9/10 (Well this texture is quite easy to explain, while the texture looks super interesting at the surface, there is really only two points of super intense feelings. The first point, like with most anal sleeves is at the entrance, and this like I said in the outside feel part, is a very nice feeling entrance. The hole is super tight and you can feel it the entire way, and the slight ridge pattern near the beginning of the hole seems to give the asshole some ability to have some give and act like a more realistic asshole. The second part is the little curve you see within it, and somehow it just feels like a secondary asshole in a sense. It basically is just another super tight point in the texture, when paired with how tight and stimulating the bumps are already, it is quite nice. I would say in terms of anal sleeves, it is on par with my Spice, if maybe a little better, but the idea that it might be better could just be a matter of opinion.)

Sound: 7/10 (Much louder than the Spice texture. I think because the Boss Level is so tight throughout the entire sleeve, and with the secondary point of tightness within the sleeve... the suction is quite high. It feels great, but with more suction means you have more noise generally. It's nothing bad but if you wanted a quieter sleeve I would go for the Spice if you want a quiet anal sleeve, but this is not THAT much louder, it just is louder.)

Durability: 9/10 (Needless to say, this is a fleshlight made in the modern times, so this is built like a tank and will last many many years with the proper care. In terms of durability, one of the best options you can choose on the market are fleshlights for these type of toys. Worth it in this category by a mile.)

Stimulation: 9/10 (This is way more stimulating than the Spice is. The little bumps and tightness of the entire sleeve really just makes those bumps push down from all directions on your cock. Really awesome feeling, feels like fake anime girl asshole tight or something. The secondary tightness point really is a great part of this as well, it's not too far back being at about 5-6 inches. Overall probably my favorite feeling anal masturbation toy that I've ever had. Beats out Spice by a lot and it makes sense if you look at both textures side by side.)

Orgasm: 9/10 (With the high suction, and the tightness of the entire thing... combined with that secondary tightness point I keep talking about... this will absolutely drain you when you orgasm. Really good, I mean it just makes sense that high suction and tightness would make you cum harder. While it is higher stimulation, I noticed that I lasted longer than say something like more varied in the texture design, like the Stoya Epic... but I think it found a good balance in having me last long enough to be good with it.)

Realism: 7/10 (I gotta be honest, I really doubt that the human body's asshole could be this tight, and also have a secondary point of tightness within itself like this sleeve does. Of course, it's a Fleshlight so it doesn't feel absolutely unrealistic either. But I would say that if you really only care about realism, that you should check out the Stoya Epic, or Spice even. This one, isn't 100% realistic, but I would say that it is more of a "fun" take on an asshole and assfucking. The Boss Level in a way is like what some guys WANT anal to be like. But like I said in other reviews, real anal really feels more open on the inside, and the Boss Level is just super super tight.)

Fantasy: 9/10 (Well the fantasy I had with this, from how they advertised it: the name is Boss Level, so it's supposed to be hard to last a long time, and it's supposed to be really highly intensely hard to survive... like boss levels in video games haha. Needless to say, that fantasy wasn't really accurate, I can't last LONG but I don't cum really fast like I do with Epic. Not that it's a bad thing. Okay, so the next fantasy would be the anal fantasy right, well while not realistic, I think if you are looking for a totally unrealistic super tight asshole with a secondary point of tightness and just a nice stimulating bumpy texture throughout the rest of the sleeve... then THAT fantasy was absolutely met. I think that the fantasy most people will have with this, is just wanting to fuck an asshole, or fucking Mia Malkova's asshole. I do believe that those fantasies will be met with this sleeve, but just keep in mind that it is not THAT realistic, it's more just a fun design. I think if you were like me and wanted like a "Boss Level" hard to last long sleeve, a couple good options would be Go Surge, Destroya, Insatiable, Obsession, STU. Boss Level looks tough by looking at it, but the bark is worse than it's bite in terms of it being a hard to last in sleeve. Still going to give this a 9/10 because the fantasy for anal and a super tight anal experience was absolutely met and they didn't really market this as a stamina training type of thing anyway.)

Price: 8/10 (With Fleshlight, and like many things, you get what you pay for. This is a great sleeve that will last you a long time with proper care and usage. With that knowledge, the price is quite good, and for having the realism it does along with the high stimulation and orgasm rating, with decent cleanup time, the price is absolutely fair. Of course, Fleshlight is expensive, but compared to some toys in the same category, you could be overpaying a lot more than a Fleshlight and get much worse quality.)

I'd say if you are looking for an unrealistic fantasy tight asshole, and don't mind a slightly longer dry time and a bit more noise than something like Spice... well then you will not be unhappy with this sleeve I don't think. Everyone is different, so your mileage may vary, but for me personally, this texture is freaking awesome. I am pretty damn happy with this purchase though, and while it might not be top in the rotation, I will probably use this quite a bit. I can see this type of sleeve improving with a breaking in period.

Score 4.49 Overall Satisfaction 4.85
Intensity 3.4
Stimulation 4.85
Penetration 4.85
Tightness 4.9
Suction Effect 4.05
Realism 4.85
Variation 3.05
Smoothness 3.8
Orgasm Rating 4.8
Noise 2.9
Lube Use 3.1
Cleanup 3.1
Dry Time 3.2

Epic Review

February 12th, 2020 (Epic Texture)

Hello everyone, very very recently, I tried out my first FL. Needless to say, it’s way better than my hand by massive amounts. Of course, it’s not going to beat the real thing, but I never expected it to, that said, it does have pretty realistic qualities to it that makes it feel like sex in enough ways for me not to care that it isn’t the real deal. To give some background, I have had sex a lot in my life, currently am engaged, and the average amount of times I have sex a week is about 2-4 times a week, I have an extremely high sex drive and I masturbate almost everyday because of it.

I chose the epic texture as my first sleeve, mostly because I like stoya and I like anal, pretty simple choice.


The asshole was one of the main reasons I chose this, it is tight, the texture is kind of aggressive, and it does a pretty good job of replicating what an actual asshole feels like. It clenches down on your shaft and you can feel the asshole gripping you throughout your usage. I was worried it would get a bit loose because of the shape of the asshole, and that might still be the case, but it is still like day one after multiple uses.


The inside is pretty great, in the texture picture you can see that there are ribbed sections at the beginning and end of the FL. The beginning is tight and grips on your dick simulating a tight girls asshole. Id say it’s pretty darn realistic, and I do love anal quite a lot. It isn’t super intense, or overly tight, but Id say just replicates an asshole very well. The bumps and ribs in the texture also drain your cock very quickly, which is amazing.


Now this being my first FL, I had to look up the proper steps to do this stuff. Ive seen box fans and other setups to dry out the FL, but personally I just put it in the sink with no soap, cold water, air dry, sanitize, and powder. Has gotten to top shape every time so far. This was something I was always concerned with going into this hobby, but was pleasantly surprised to find that it cleaned quite easily.

Bullet Points

Tightness: Pretty tight but not insanely so, tightness is like the real thing, maybe tighter because the sleeve has multiple rib areas and grip points while real assholes really can only grip you at the butthole.

Orgasms: pretty intense but nothing super out of the ordinary, compared to normal sex that is.

Smell: Not really any smell. It’s a good thing.

Intensity: Id say above average to average intensity, I can last a good amount of time with it, but also I last way less than I expected to.

Other: The texture does change quite rapidly compared to other textures that Ive seen. I quite enjoy it but it might be something you dont enjoy.


I hate giving number scores for opinions about things, so I wont. If my FL broke for some reason, Id buy another without hesitation. The epic texture makes me very happy and does satisfy my desires for anal without having the real thing. I think it’s probably in the middle of the road in terms of FL stats, but it’s traits of the asshole being super pleasurable and the inside textures having many layers to it, combines to create a great ass fucking experience.

Score 3.98 Overall Satisfaction 4.85


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