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User since Dec 2019

Penis Length: 16.51cm
Girth: 13.97cm

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Reviews Introduction

I am 6.5L X 5.5G and have been using FLs since 2014. I try to break in a FL about 2-3 times before really juding it. My favorite lube is the Fleshwater that is recommended by the Fleshlight company but occasionally use Astroglide.

Found 4 reviews in total

Intensity 2.9
Stimulation 4.1
Penetration 2.75
Tightness 3.85
Suction Effect 1
Realism 0.95
Variation 0.9
Smoothness 3
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 1.9
Lube Use 1.9
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 4.85

Vantage Review

December 16th, 2019 (Vantage Texture)

Ah the Quickshot series. I only own this texture from it but I have been very happy with it! I see that a lot of people tend to not like this Fleshlight as much as others and all reasons are valid. However, I feel that this should be in a class of its own. It's almost more comparable to a Tenga Egg if you are familiar with that. I would like to say, for myself, this is more of a "finisher". It makes cleanup A LOT easier and I come out very satisfied from my climax 90% of the time. The texture is nice but nothing really all that special. I don't like to use this by itself for a long time as it is a little too tight for me. It's also much more noisy than it's full bodied counter parts. Definitely something worth having but is more of an accessory, or a "finisher".

Overall, this is a nice accessory to any collection and something I wouldn't even try to compare to other Fleshlights because the overall design and concept are completely different. It's a great "finisher" and makes cleanup a breeze! However lube use and noise are the main cons for this toy.

Score 2.91 Overall Satisfaction 3.65
Intensity 3.3
Stimulation 4.2
Penetration 4.15
Tightness 3.9
Suction Effect 3.6
Realism 5
Variation 2.2
Smoothness 4.45
Orgasm Rating 3.8
Noise 0
Lube Use 0
Cleanup 0
Dry Time 0

Texas Tornado Review

December 16th, 2019 (Texas Tornado Texture)

This sleeve is a solid one and a must have for any collector. So let's start from the beginning. The Alexis Texas butt orifice has to be one of my favorites. It provides a tight yet smooth transition into the sleeve that definitely gets better with time. As you slide into the "Tornado" you will soon learn the reason for the name. I would compare it to that of the vortex feature but with a firmer grip and a little less of, what I like to call "sensory overkill" (lack of ability to differentiate between textures). Along the spiral it is easy to feel the multitude of scallop cut outs along the way, which mind you can be very stimulating, especially when you are close to climax. Orgasm quality can be fulfilling as you can usually keep moving during climax. This is a great edging sleeve, and is personally the closest thing I have seen Fleshlight get to true anal sex. The only real downfall that this sleeve has is the lack of varying textures and that it may not be too stimulating if you lean towards the less sensitive side.

Overall this is a great sleeve that I would definitely buy again. It's the closest thing that I have ever seen Fleshlight get to true anal sex. Definitely am must have for any collector but if you are just looking into the world of Fleshlights, I would go for something a little more diverse and stimulating to really show you what they can do. You can never go wrong with a Destroya.

Score 3.86 Overall Satisfaction 4
Intensity 2.9
Stimulation 2.8
Penetration 3.85
Tightness 2.7
Suction Effect 2.85
Realism 0.9
Variation 2.65
Smoothness 3.7
Orgasm Rating 2.65
Noise 0
Lube Use 0
Cleanup 0
Dry Time 0

Pure Review

December 13th, 2019 (Pure Texture)

I got this fleshlight as a freebie from one of my other purchases and was excited once I found out that I got something that has sense been discontinued. Not to say that this sleeve isn't great but I can see why it was discontinued. Let's start with the orifice. Despite bring rather plain it is actually my favorite part of this sleeve. It is almost comparable to that of the alien just a little less tight. it makes a good seal around your member and is quiet pleasurable. Now for the inner texture. The first chamber is probably my least favorite, the jagged edges really just don't do it for me, but as you move back it begins to feel similar to something like a tighter and smoother wonder wave. The sleeve also has a nice looser feel that I am a fan of.

Overall the sleeve isn't my personal favorite but I definitely enjoy the looser feel and the orifice. Just a little too jagged for my taste. I'd give this sleeve a solid 4/10.

Score 2.84 Overall Satisfaction 3.4
Intensity 3.55
Stimulation 3.85
Penetration 4.5
Tightness 3.55
Suction Effect 3.85
Realism 3
Variation 3.4
Smoothness 4.35
Orgasm Rating 4.45
Noise 4.1
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 4.15
Dry Time 4.1

Alien Review

December 8th, 2019 (Alien Texture)

A very nice combination of vortex and STU bumps. Orifice isn't too tight and wraps around your member in just the right way. I would compare it to that of a Pure orface with a more organic feel to it, wish there were more like it. Overall this is one of my long time favorites! I bought the STU because of the back texture on this sleeve but honestly, the Alien sleeve is just better. 10/10 would smash am alien if it felt like this.

Would definitely smash an alien if it felt like this. If you are between buying an STU and something with a bit more flare, this is the one for you.

Score 3.95 Overall Satisfaction 4.4


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