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7 Ratings

7 Reviews

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I am Fat Blunt. Welcome to my profile. This is where I rate things I stick my dick in. Hopefully you will find it helpful deciding which thing to stick your dick into.

Found 7 reviews in total

Intensity 4
Stimulation 3.65
Penetration 2.15
Tightness 1.45
Suction Effect 3.15
Realism 2.6
Variation 1.35
Smoothness 3.45
Orgasm Rating 2.5
Noise 3.7
Lube Use 3.75
Cleanup 4.4
Dry Time 3.75

Swallow Review

December 31st, 2017 (Swallow Texture)

I got this sleeve as a mystery gift for my black friday sale purchase. I don't think it's realistic feeling as in being deep throated. The most realistic part about it is just being in the mouth orfice. The ribbing is very intense though and hitting the choke point feels nice. But this feels like putting on a ribbed condom more than it feels like getting a blowjob. This sleeve is very loud around the ribbing too.

Conclusion:
not disappointed because I got it as a free gift. Doesn't feel real to me like how everyone says. If you want a realistic blowjob sleeve this isn't the one.

Score 3.04 Overall Satisfaction 2.65
Intensity 3.2
Stimulation 2.95
Penetration 3.6
Tightness 3.8
Suction Effect 0.05
Realism 1.2
Variation 4.8
Smoothness 0.5
Orgasm Rating 2.95
Noise 0.95
Lube Use 3.75
Cleanup 4.45
Dry Time 1.2

Pilot Review

December 31st, 2017 (Pilot Texture)

I bought this one at an actual sex shop (spent way too much money on) because I didn't want to order a destroys and wait for it to come in the mail. I've had a destroys in the past and destroyed it by using baby oil as lube for a period of time. This sleeve doesn't feel at all like destroys. The first chamber feels nice to pop into and then it sorta feels like a lotus node after that. Everything else doesn't really feel like anything to me. I can't really feel the ribs on this texture. It also gets very cloudy if you use powder on it.

Conclusion:
Not as intense as I hoped for it to be or as intense as I've read other reviews make it out to be. Fun for something portable or if you're trying to sneak around.

Score 2.66 Overall Satisfaction 3.8
Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 2.75
Penetration 4
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 2.5
Realism 0.5
Variation 4.5
Smoothness 3.5
Orgasm Rating 3.75
Noise 3.5
Lube Use 2
Cleanup 2
Dry Time 1.75

Tease Review

December 31st, 2017 (Tease Texture)

I got this sleeve because I wanted something with the lotus node. This texture is not realistic at all and is very loud. It starts out tight then gets loose then very tight again then loosens up again. The chamber with the protrusions is very loud, once you're passed that it's not so bad. Popping through the lotus node feels really good although I wish I got something with the lotus closer to the beginning of the sleeve.

Conclusion:
Intense sleeve but not realistic. Very loud and tight. Doesn't feel like how the texture looks in the photos.

Score 2.88 Overall Satisfaction 3
Intensity 4
Stimulation 4
Penetration 1.75
Tightness 2
Suction Effect 2
Realism 1
Variation 3.75
Smoothness 3.5
Orgasm Rating 3.5
Noise 3.75
Lube Use 2
Cleanup 1.5
Dry Time 2

Angel Review

December 31st, 2017 (Angel Texture)

This sleeve might be my favorite out of my current collection. I had a hard time deciding between angel and sugar because I wanted something with a good twisting sensation. This sleeve doesn't really feel like twisting it's just very tight in the beginning. It feels like a tight pussy that's grabbing on to your dick at the entrance and the rest of the texture is more mild and blends in together. This sleeve also has good suction and that just increases intensity. I finish pretty strong with this one too.

Conclusion:
Probably my favorite sleeve, not too intense but it creeps up on you. Feels like some tight pussy

Score 2.77 Overall Satisfaction 4
Intensity 1.5
Stimulation 1.5
Penetration 4
Tightness 4.25
Suction Effect 2.5
Realism 3
Variation 1.5
Smoothness 3.5
Orgasm Rating 2.5
Noise 4
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 4.5

Wonderland Review

December 30th, 2017 (Wonderland Texture)

I got this sleeve because I really like madison ivy and her butt hole looked awesome on the orfice photo. This sleeve is really tight at the entrance like actual anal then gets a little looser but still tight. You can feel all the ribs and the thatches form a triangle if you were to look down the sleeve. the thatches kinda feel like sandpaper but in a good way. This sleeve doesn't really look intense but it is and I don't really last long especially when I use it in the shower.

Conclusion:
good realistic and tight feeling sleeve. Madison Ivy is hot

Score 3.16 Overall Satisfaction 2.5
Intensity 4.25
Stimulation 4.5
Penetration 4
Tightness 5
Suction Effect 2.5
Realism 4
Variation 3
Smoothness 1.5
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 2
Lube Use 2
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 3.75

Reign Review

December 30th, 2017 (Reign Texture)

This sleeve is really tight and intense. I like it because you can go fast and it's intense but for some reason I can still control myself and it's pretty quiet. The sleeve feels pretty much how're texture looks like in photos. Every time I orgasm with this sleeve I feel like I don't drain my balls all the way because of how tight it is. Sometimes it's nice if you're feeling it but otherwise I enjoy a vaginal sleeve to pair up with his one

Conclusion:
great for edging and for tightness. not great orgasms for me tho

Score 3.50 Overall Satisfaction 4.5
Intensity 2.5
Stimulation 4.2
Penetration 1.25
Tightness 0.2
Suction Effect 3.95
Realism 3.4
Variation 3.15
Smoothness 1.95
Orgasm Rating 2.1
Noise 4.35
Lube Use 3.95
Cleanup 2.5
Dry Time 0

Fit Review

December 30th, 2017 (Fit Texture)

This was my second sleeve.Its pretty loose so you feel the texture a lot.Slidig in is easy and immediatly you feel the spiral, everything after that kinda blends together for me. This sleeve is good for edging but if you don't pay attention you can finish too soon.

Conclusion:
using this sleeve feels like a shake weight but it feels great

Score 2.81 Overall Satisfaction 3
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