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burnmybelongings

User since Dec 2019

Location: EU

7 Ratings

7 Reviews

Penis Length: 18cm
Girth: 17.5cm

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About Me

FLyer since October 2019

Currently own seven (7) FLs (in order of date added): Next Level, Punk, Sinner, Insatiable, MVP, North Pole (lady), OG Pink Lady

Uncut, straight, anal-enthusiast (as you may have noticed from my collection)

Reviews Introduction

I am uncut, with a ~18x17.5 cm member (sorry imperialists, you'll have to google/calculate the conversions).
In short, I have a fairly thick penis - which has caused orifice tears to two of my sleeves :'( - and can reach the furthest sections in sleeves (for the most part).

Before writing a review and leaving a rating, I will have tried the sleeve at least a handful of times.

There was a time I occasionally warmed up my sleeves, but I can't be bothered anymore, so my reviews/ratings only speak for room-temperature flights.

Found 7 reviews in total

Intensity 3.4
Stimulation 4
Penetration 4
Tightness 3.4
Suction Effect 3.45
Realism 3.75
Variation 4.2
Smoothness 3.65
Orgasm Rating 4.4
Noise 3.5
Lube Use 3.6
Cleanup 3.7
Dry Time 3.6

MVP Review

December 18th, 2020 (MVP Texture)

An easily overlooked sleeve.
I traded the quickshot I received for free as part of my New Year's haul for this, with someone who had received two MVPs and no quickshot (don't worry neither was had been used :P ).
I wasn't expecting much as it is a mild sleeve and I generally go for intense sleeves, but I was very pleasantly surprised.
It's ideal for edging, as it isn't too stimulating, yet has enough variation to stop you from getting bored. I've had a few "marathons" with this, and running past the finish line was always 'explosive'.
It's not very tight, with the initial chamber being the least tight of all. But that's not to say that it's not gratifying; there is a wealth of sensations to be had here. It's just that they're all pretty delicate, as I think is desired with mild sleeves. Especially if your member is on the thicker side, this sleeve can feel like the gentle soothing caress your guy is longing for in between the overwhelming barrages of stimulation you'll experience with some tighter, intense sleeves.

Conclusion:
This sleeve taught me that more is not always better as far as penile stimulation goes. I would strongly recommend it to anyone interested in a mild sleeve for long build-ups and edging sessions.

Score 3.78 Overall Satisfaction 4.2
Intensity 1.5
Stimulation 1.5
Penetration 2.1
Tightness 2.1
Suction Effect 2.15
Realism 3
Variation 0.1
Smoothness 5
Orgasm Rating 2.25
Noise 3.5
Lube Use 4.55
Cleanup 4.7
Dry Time 4.5

Original Review

December 18th, 2020 (Original Texture)

This was the first ever FL, and you can tell.

The pink tinge looks nothing like real skin tone, and besides the generic - though not entirely unrealisitc - vaginal orifice, it's comprised of one long continuous tube. As you can imagine, there is no nuance of sensation to be found here.
As mild as they come, there are more textures to be felt in your hand, although I would still prefer this over my hand, in the same way that I would prefer a microwaved cantalope with a hollow slit through it's center over my hand. The cantalope might actually be better (albeit more wasteful and gross) insofar as there's no need for added lube, which this sleeve needs a lot of considering that there are no crevices for the lube to latch onto, meaning that it slides right out.
The silver lining of course is that it could not be easier to clean. Literally place the opening directly under a running tap and you're done. It's also pretty quiet.
But I cannot imagine those being genuine selling points beyond a seriously limited audience which should seriously reconsider their priorities.
There are plenty of exciting and thoroughly enjoyable FLs out there. This isn't one of them.

Honestly it feels like a con to receive this as a "mystery sleeve", but that's business for you. Noone's gonna buy it, so why hand out desirable and more expensive FLs that people will spend money on, when they still have a bunch of these sitting around gathering dust. Suffice to say, I won't allow myself be tempted to pay a little extra for a "mystery sleeve" again.

Conclusion:
It entered my collection as a very underwhelming "mystery sleeve". Clearly the least loved amongst my children, I don't see why anyone would buy this when there are so many other options, except for the sake of completionism, or honoring legacy. I hope the FL people have a Dickensian revelation, learning about the true spirit of Christmas, cause this feels like opening your presents to discover Santa has given you white socks, again.

Score 2.80 Overall Satisfaction 2.3
Intensity 2.2
Stimulation 2.7
Penetration 2
Tightness 2
Suction Effect 3
Realism 2.95
Variation 2.7
Smoothness 3.55
Orgasm Rating 3
Noise 2.5
Lube Use 2.5
Cleanup 3.5
Dry Time 3

North Pole Review

December 18th, 2020 (North Pole Texture)

Broke the bank by dishing out ~200 EUR in last New Year's sale and got this as a result. I figured an extra FL couldn't hurt, and if I didn't like it I could still make use of the transparent cover.
If you're into transparent FLs (i.e. enjoy seeing your member while it's inside), then this FL may be worth it for you, although I have not tried any of the other transparent ones for comparison. Nevertheless, it was interesting to see how far in I could get, as it gave me a reference for the compartments I could reach in oppaque FLs of the same size.
Besides that minor point, this sleeve is not particularly exciting. It's on the very mild side, definitely more so than my next mildest sleeve MVP (I'm not counting my OG Pink Lady which is as mild as they come). I'm generally more interested in intense sleeves, but on the rare occasion that I want to build up to an intense finish, I would go with the MVP. That's because I barely get any stimulation at all off of this one besides the first segment, but then focusing too much on that segment means a lot of your member will spend most of it's time outside of the sleeve, kinda undoing the point of having a transparent sleeve in the first place.That said, if you have a lot of patience, enjoy long edging sessions, or are severly backed up and ready to blow, this could be an option, especially if you wanna be able to see the fruits of your labor ;)

Conclusion:
It's good to have one transparent sleeve in my collection, especially as it came for free. But personally I would never spend the full price of an FL on this.

Score 2.71 Overall Satisfaction 2.4
Intensity 4.95
Stimulation 4.4
Penetration 4.4
Tightness 4.35
Suction Effect 4.95
Realism 3.75
Variation 3.7
Smoothness 3.2
Orgasm Rating 4.7
Noise 4
Lube Use 3.15
Cleanup 3.1
Dry Time 3.2

Punk-Charmer Review

December 31st, 2019 (Punk-Charmer Texture)

This texture has a reputation for being relentlessly intense, and I can't help but agree with the general consensus.
From the moment you enter Joanna's realistic-looking butt orifice, you push your way through a repeating texture pattern that varies slightly in tightness (for the most part gets tighter) as you go deeper. The suction effect is the best I have come across. Other textures have great suction, but that mostly focuses around the tip of your member. With the punk, you feel the suction distributed evenly along many pressure points all the way down your shaft, to the base (once you're all the way in, which is an unusually rewarding thing to do with this sleeve compared to other FLs). Here is a sleeve that pulls you in tight and grips you fiercely until you go soft, a state of affairs usually preceded by a rather strong orgasm. Due to its tendency to 'milk' the pleasure-fluids out of you, I would recommend this texture as a finisher. If you start with it, you might find that the fun ends sooner than you'd like (unless a low time-to-orgasm is precisely what you're looking for), but also that it can be difficult to top.

Conclusion:
Probably the most intense sleeve I own, it has truly awe-inspiring suction and penetration. Strong orgasms (though not the strongest) and tight (though not the tightest) Get it if you're an intensity monger and you like going hard. This sleeve is impressively powerful, despite it's simple design.

Score 4.03 Overall Satisfaction 4.5
Intensity 4.4
Stimulation 4.7
Penetration 4.65
Tightness 4.55
Suction Effect 4.5
Realism 3.95
Variation 4.55
Smoothness 4.05
Orgasm Rating 4.6
Noise 4.15
Lube Use 4.05
Cleanup 3.85
Dry Time 3.8

Sinner Review

December 31st, 2019 (Sinner Texture)

As a butt-guy, I had my eye on this texture for a while. The end of year sale determined that I would become it's rightful owner, along with it's sister orifice: insatiable.

It's intense, but less so than other butt textures like punk and next level. Nevertheless, it is a real contender for the position of best butt sleeve (imo) as it offers more variability and versatility than the other two, meaning you can get different experiences from it on different days.
What they'll have in common is that they will probably all be pretty great.
This texture (along with next level) might be my favourite for the sensation you get when entering the orifice. It has a swirly/vortex in the very first chamber which makes for an intriguing and stimulating entry right off the bat, followed by tighter chambers. Probably the tightest texture I own, the sensations produced by the bumps and nodules in the latter two chambers are amplified as a result of the narrowing width of the passage. And since they are varied, there is a plethora of sensations to be had here.

This is probably my favourite butt sleeve, and probably my go to for anal flights. If I had to lose all my butt sleeves but one, I would hold onto this one. That's because it is intense, but not relentlessly so (like punk), thus making for an ideal texture for dragged out play and exploration.

Conclusion:
This may well be the sleeve to have if you like butt stuff and sleeves that are on the intense side but not finishers like Punk. It's tight, it's unlike any other texture, and it has plenty of variety. It's a sin that it doesn't have more praise and recognition.

Score 4.33 Overall Satisfaction 4.75
1
Intensity 4.55
Stimulation 4.8
Penetration 4.3
Tightness 3.9
Suction Effect 4.4
Realism 3.85
Variation 4.45
Smoothness 4.35
Orgasm Rating 5
Noise 4.15
Lube Use 4.15
Cleanup 3.9
Dry Time 3.9

Insatiable Review

December 31st, 2019 (Insatiable Texture)

.Bought this texture as part of the 2019 end of year sale along with it's butt counterpart; sinner.
The two make a very nice set.

I was pleasantly surprised by this texture as I was initially more interested in sinner (as I thought it being a butt sleeve would make it the more intense of the two), and mostly got insatiable to go with it and cause it seemed like a good option for a lady sleeve. Having tried them both, I can say they're both great, but insatiable takes the prize for innovation and as an overall experience.

While insatiable is definitely looser, it manages to be incredibly stimulating, giving rise to MASSIVE orgasms quite quickly.
So while it is not intense in the sense of having a particularly tight grip and strong suction effect., the different chambers (especially the second) create a snug, comfortable, and pleasant feeling around for your member, engulfing the head and creating a slight 'popping' sensation when pushing through successive chambers.

It is unlike any other texture I have tried in this sense; it really feels like they really figured something out in the time between engineering insatiable and the FLGs that came before.

Conclusion:
Highly recommended. I can see how this could end up being your favourite texture, if you like intense sensations that build up from fine details in the designs of the chambers, instead of tightness. It seems like this one may have fallen through the cracks as it deserves much more recognition.

Score 4.33 Overall Satisfaction 4.9
1
Intensity 4.35
Stimulation 4.1
Penetration 4.6
Tightness 3.8
Suction Effect 3.85
Realism 3
Variation 4.65
Smoothness 3.55
Orgasm Rating 4.65
Noise 3.9
Lube Use 3.3
Cleanup 3.3
Dry Time 3.35

Next Level Review

December 25th, 2019 (Next Level Texture)

My first purchase.
Bought it on a whim as there was a big discount on.
As a major anal fetishist, I knew I wanted a butt model, and after a lot of research I decided this was the one for me. I didn't care for realism as I had a partner at the time, I just wanted intensity and mind-blowing orgasms.
It arrived starched.
Initially I was a bit underwhelmed - I had the sense that I wasn't getting the amount of suction/tightness out of it that I anticipated based on others' reviews and my member being on the thick side. Initially I attributed this to the bottom cap being defective and allowing too much air in, but I now think my expectations were just a bit too high.

Regardless, I was quickly impressed by the intensity of the sensations - and to top it all off - the pulsating orgasms that send one into brief convulsions.
Along with the orgasms, the real show-stealer is the feeling of entering Adriana's butt. It makes you want to keep your thrusts near the entrance, rarely going much deeper. But when you do (i.e. when you're at the finish line and starting to go all out) you are rewarded with the final chamber, whose double-helix structure massages your head to orgasmic bliss.

It does take a while to dry (I guess because of all the intricate layers), and it can be annoying to have to wash and re-starch it after each use (some people mention that you only need to restarch it every now and then, but I find it becomes tacky after a thorough washing). I often end up avoiding the restarching and going at it despite the rubbery texture, cause I find it doesn't make SUCH a difference as to warrant the added work and waiting time.

Conclusion:
I would recommend it to anyone who is into buttstuff, and likes intense sensations. Although perhaps not as a first FL purchase. In retrospect, I probably would have gone for a simpler one that does the job reliably and that I can use on a regular basis.

Score 3.91 Overall Satisfaction 4.3
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