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Exploring new sexual sensations has become a hobby for me over the past year. I got my first fleshlight about 6 months ago. Now I have six different sleeves, and I have plenty more on my wishlist.

Found 7 reviews in total

Intensity 3
Stimulation 3
Penetration 2.5
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 3
Realism -
Variation 3.5
Smoothness 4
Orgasm Rating 3
Noise -
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 4

Crystal Review

August 31st, 2016 (Crystal Texture)

I got this sleeve as a free mystery bonus during a fleshlight sale a few months back. It wasn't the one I was hoping for, but I was interested in trying an Ice fleshlight anyway. Unfortunately, I was mildly disappointed, but I don't think it's entirely fair to blame the texture for that. Most of my problems have to do with the orifice I got: the mouth. It juts out way too far, so it takes a long time for the texture to start. I have a relatively lengthy member, but the totally smooth feel of the mouth still tends to override all the other sensations of the texture. This may be partially due to the texture being more "mild" than many of the sleeves I'm used to. Orifice aside, the texture is just okay. It'll get the job done, but it probably won't thrill you.

Conclusion:
If you're curious to try an Ice sleeve, go for it (just don't get the mouth orifice). Otherwise, give it a pass.

Score 3.33 Overall Satisfaction 3
Intensity 3.6
Stimulation 4
Penetration 3.5
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 3.5
Realism -
Variation 3
Smoothness 4.3
Orgasm Rating 4.3
Noise -
Lube Use -
Cleanup 3.7
Dry Time 4

Mini-Lotus Review

December 21st, 2015 (Mini-Lotus Texture)

The Mini-Lotus is one of the most popular (if not THE most popular) textures out there, and for good reason. The repeated chambers separated by small openings create an incredible suction sensation that I haven't felt from any other sleeve. It's a perfect blend of repetition and variation that makes for a very enticing, one-size-fits-all experience. When going slow, you get to experience the pressure of pushing through every individual chamber, and the suction as you pull back out of each one. When you go fast, it all blends together to produce a sensation that stop just short of sensory overload. In short, it feels really good. I've heard a lot of people say that it's a great moderate-intensity sleeve. That's something I can't really understand, as in my experience it's about as intense as the heavenly, which is the most intense sleeve I own (and that's just fine for me). I guess the point they're making is that it isn't overwhelming to the point of unpleasantness in the same way that, say, the Destroya can be. And that's something I can get behind.

Conclusion:
If you're only going to buy one full-sized fleshlight, this one may be your best bet.

Score 3.76 Overall Satisfaction 4.5
Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 3.5
Penetration 2.5
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 2.5
Realism -
Variation 1.5
Smoothness 3
Orgasm Rating 3.5
Noise -
Lube Use 3
Cleanup 2.5
Dry Time 3

STU Review

December 21st, 2015 (STU Texture)

Before I say anything else, let me just clarify one thing: relative to other fleshlight textures, the Stamina Training Unit is not special. It should not be placed in a category of its own. It does not have magical stamina boosting properties that will make you last longer than if you were to practice with any other texture of similar intensity. That isn't to say that the STU is bad, or even that it isn't worth getting. The STU was the first fleshlight I purchased, and I do not regret that purchase. There are other textures out there that I like more, but I still use and enjoy the STU regularly. If you've ever used a fleshlight before, you can probably make a relatively accurate guess at how the STU feels. It isn't the most intense sleeve available, but it's at a moderately-high intensity level that I enjoy. The bumps just feel nice when sliding up and down your shaft, whether you're going slow or fast, hard or gentle. The lack of variation may be a negative for some people, but I think the STU comes together pretty well in general. I might not recommend the STU as a first purchase (I would probably suggest a mini lotus or flight pilot first), but it's definitely a solid pick for someone who plans to own 3 or more fleshlights.

Conclusion:
It's not my #1, but the Stamina Training Unit is an all around good texture and a solid buy for someone who plans to own several sleeves.

Score 2.92 Overall Satisfaction 3.5
Intensity 2
Stimulation 3
Penetration 2
Tightness 1.5
Suction Effect 2
Realism -
Variation 3
Smoothness 3.5
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 3.5
Cleanup 3.5
Dry Time 3.5

Texas Tornado Review

December 21st, 2015 (Texas Tornado Texture)

For me, the Texas Tornado is a difficult sleeve to review. Despite owning it for several months, and using it at least two dozen times, I haven't found much worth saying about this sleeve. For one thing, it is the loosest and least intense sleeve I own, but I wouldn't describe it as either "too loose" or "too tame"; it just lacks the qualities of tightness and intensity that I've come to appreciate in all my other sleeves. In addition to that, the texture doesn't really do as much as I expected. It's definitely noticeable, I can feel the twists, but they don't particularly excite me. I've tried it at all sorts of paces, and even different angles of entrance. I never have trouble getting off, but when I do, it always feels like a slightly lukewarm experience when compared to all my other sleeves. I guess if you want a low-intensity sleeve for whatever reason, this one isn't a bad choice, but I often find myself wishing I'd spend my money on something else.

Conclusion:
While nothing about the Texas Tornado sticks out as "bad", there are too many great textures out there to warrant buying this one.

Score 2.77 Overall Satisfaction 3
Intensity 4.5
Stimulation -
Penetration 3.5
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 4.2
Realism -
Variation 2
Smoothness 1
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 2
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 4

Surge Review

December 21st, 2015 (Surge Texture)

I bought the Go Surge during a recent sale because it was very reasonably priced and had almost universally positive reviews. From what I'd read, the Go Surge was one of the tightest fleshlights available (big plus for me), and while the texture looked a little scary, it was surprisingly smooth, and it produced a sensation unlike any other texture available. Well the tightness comment was accurate, and as an additional bonus, it also gives the most suction of any fleshlight I've tried (depending on how tightly you screw on the end cap). Unfortunately, I have to take issue with other reviewers' opinions on the texture. When heavily lubed up, the texture feels pretty smooth at first. But after going at it for 15+ minutes, the roughness starts to become noticeable. Even if I frequently reapply lube, it begins to slightly chafe before too long. As someone who likes to go for 30 minutes to an hour, the Go Surge makes a normal flight just a little uncomfortable. It becomes even more noticeable, right from the start, if you are trying to experience the suction from tightening the end cap all the way. I should note that I am average in terms of girth, so it isn't an issue of the sleeve being the wrong size for me. At time of writing I own five other sleeves, including the similarly sized Flight Pilot, and none of them elicit the chafing reaction I get from the Go Surge.

Conclusion:
If you prefer to take your time, the Go Surge might be a little too rough for you.

Score 3.22 Overall Satisfaction 3
Intensity 4
Stimulation 4
Penetration 4
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 3.5
Realism -
Variation 4
Smoothness 4
Orgasm Rating 3.5
Noise -
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 4.5

Pilot Review

December 12th, 2015 (Pilot Texture)

The Flight Pilot has a lot of good things going for it. For one thing, It is the most aesthetically pleasing fleshlight design by a wide margin, at least by my estimation. It's been said that it almost doesn't require hiding, because anyone unfamiliar with fleshlight would mistake it for some sort of modern desktop sculpture. While that may sound silly, it really isn't that much of a stretch. On top of that, there's the price. Regularly priced at $50, the pilot is one of the cheapest fleshlights available. It's $15 cheaper than a regular Fleshlight, and a whole $30 less than anything from the Fleshlight Girls line. That may seem insignificant, but for a first time buyer, that can easily mean the difference between a sale and a pass. In terms of dimensions and texture, the Pilot lands right in the Goldilocks zone on almost every axis. For most guys, it will fit perfectly in your hand, cover your dick without having too much left over, and be just the right level of stimulation for both intense quickies and slow, long flights (this one is a bit more subjective, but it feels just right for me). The narrow bit near the beginning and the nubs that follow it feel great to push through with your head. Finally, as if all that weren't enough, the material used for the pilot makes it one of the easiest fleshlights to clean and quickest to dry. It also produces a very pleasant gliding sensation when heavily lubed. The pilot isn't without its flaws, though. Anyone with significantly above-average girth or length won't be able to use it. If you're at just the right length to fill the sleeve, the last few inches are less than excellent. The ribbed part is borderline unnoticeable, and the last inch has no texture whatsoever. If they had replaced those parts with another narrow passage with more nubs afterwards, or even just the nubs without the passage, it would have easily brought the texture from an 8 to a 10. Also, if you prefer to go hands-free, the smaller size of the pilot makes it much more difficult than using a full-sized fleshlight. But those minor issues alone shouldn't be enough to dissuade you from picking one of these up. I've heard from several people that it has quickly become their go-to fleshlight, and with all the good things it has going for it, I can certainly see why.

Conclusion:
With its low price, excellent texture and easy cleanup, the Flight Pilot is a great by for Fleshlight newcomers and aficionados alike.

Score 3.98 Overall Satisfaction 4.2
Intensity 4
Stimulation 4.5
Penetration 4
Tightness 4.5
Suction Effect 3.6
Realism -
Variation 5
Smoothness 4
Orgasm Rating 4.5
Noise -
Lube Use 3
Cleanup 2
Dry Time 2

Heavenly Review

December 11th, 2015 (Heavenly Texture)

You can probably get a good idea of what this sleeve is like just by looking at the texture and ratings. It is a tight, intense, and overall very pleasant sleeve. But there are a few insights that you might not be able to get just by looking at it. First, due to the variation, the sleeve is best experienced by going slow, or at least starting slow and building up over time. If you go too fast, all the different parts of the sleeve just sort of blend together. Though that isn't such a bad thing either. Second the lotus node, as other reviewers have mentioned, feels great to push through with your head. In fact, this is one area where having a penis near average length is an advantage. If you're too short, you can't reach the node. If you're too long, you thrust too far past the node and a lot of the sensation of pushing through it is overwritten by the ribbing beyond the lotus node. If I had one nitpick with the design of the texture, it would be that they put the ribbing right after the lotus node. I personally don't like the way it feels on my head, and would prefer something less intense in that spot. Third and finally, while the tightness of the first half of the sleeve is great, it also makes cleaning and drying a bit of a pain. You will probably have to stretch it open a little to get water to flow through the sleeve properly. Drying is definitely the worst of the six sleeves I own. I've had it sit in a ventilated area for 24+ hours and still not completely dry. I would recommend setting it in front of a small fan if you can.

Conclusion:
If you're looking for a tight, stimulating, full-sized fleshlight, this one is a great option. Despite its several flaw, it is my favorite of the six sleeves I own.

Score 3.84 Overall Satisfaction 5
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