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Intensity 4.55
Stimulation 4.6
Penetration 4.8
Tightness 5
Suction Effect 3.85
Realism 1.6
Variation 3.7
Smoothness 2.4
Orgasm Rating 3.6
Noise 1.8
Lube Use 2.5
Cleanup 2.65
Dry Time 2.6

Lvl Up Review

July 24th, 2020 (Lvl Up Texture)

My first. Not my last.

CONTEXT: Just below 6", girth (?)

My introduction to the world of FL was consummate with this one. It's good. But having experienced a mild range, I know it gets better from here. The LVLUP is a wonder. It's tight almost painfully so, for the first part when you're gearing to go. The texture of the spiralling texture is great - with the right amount of lube, good luck my friend. It is right in between a great edger and finisher, which should make no sense but it does. By no means the holy grail, but it would be remiss to not add this to your arsenal ,new or experienced.

I don't have DGS (death grasp syndrome) but this was tight and gripping enough for me to believe I had the hand of a genital-centric angel who wanted my manhood - in a good way.

I don't see how any man could go wrong with this. But this does spark the exploratory wonders of FL has.

As a gentlemen flung here by quarantine, this is worth a go.

Conclusion:

I don't have DGS (death grasp syndrome) but this was tight and gripping enough for me to believe I had the hand of a genital-centric angel who wanted my manhood - in a good way.

Score 3.41 Overall Satisfaction 4.15
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Intensity 3.7
Stimulation 3.6
Penetration 4
Tightness 3.3
Suction Effect 3.05
Realism 1.55
Variation 3.7
Smoothness 3.85
Orgasm Rating 2.8
Noise 2.8
Lube Use 2.8
Cleanup 2.95
Dry Time 2.7

Destroya Review

July 24th, 2020 (Destroya Texture)

CONTEXT: Just under 6 in" girth (?) average?
Unpopular opinion. But underwhelming. New to to the FL scene, I did my research diligently. I had high hopes, I saw the cross cutting photos saw the reviews and diligently tried to feel this one out. Between LVLUP which is famed for the tight amazing textures, and the hyper realistic Texas Tornado, this was my bottom barrel pick having tried these 3 ONLY. Listen, I've flighted multiple times with all of them and this one was just NOT it. I was shocked.

As a thirsty dude who just wanted the pleasures of FL's line of textured bliss, I cannot vouch for this one. Yes, I reach the knobs and textures, yes I went into this with the hopes of a father who was wizened with the knowledge of the community of gentlemen to pass along to his progeny - the knobs and the small pop of texture in between just wasn't the magical bliss I was anticipating. Stoya is hot, but this didn't do her justice.

I will HIGHLY recommend this to someone who appreciates the granular textures. It's what I imagine a mainstream spin of what "Intensity" actualized would feel like, but for a session of hedonstic bliss? I'm not entirely sold. The intensity wasn't the gripping, kill-me-now-or-forever-hold-your-peace I was expecting.

Anyhow, from the 3 I've tried as mentioned, I'd argue FL's holy grail is in the smooth, just perceptible deliciousness of 'gliding through' with a bit of resistance. This was not an example of that. Just my 2 cents.

Conclusion:
I'd argue FL's holy grail is in the smooth, just perceptible deliciousness of 'gliding through' with a bit of resistance. This was not an example of that. Just my 2 cents.

Score 3.18 Overall Satisfaction 3.7
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Intensity 4.15
Stimulation 3.85
Penetration 4.05
Tightness 3.3
Suction Effect 3.3
Realism 5
Variation 3.1
Smoothness 5
Orgasm Rating 5
Noise 3.75
Lube Use 3.7
Cleanup 4.3
Dry Time 3.4

Texas Tornado Review

July 24th, 2020 (Texas Tornado Texture)

This is a fresh 2020 review - quarantine and all. Read and appreciate this review if you're on the hunt for a quick fix for good times. I'm just a normal dude, who was wise enough to know that isolation meant less access to social situations, and most importantly - women. So SPECS: average male just under 6 inches, girth (?)

I own 3 fleshlights and I purchased these out of efficiency and online reviews: LVL UP, DESTROYA, TEXAS TORNADO. I'm the product of mainstream reviews where rightly so, the average horny dude should start their journey. The community is wise. BUT.

Listen. We've been told about the 7 modern wonders of the world. The Texas Tornado is the 8th.

I've tried the Destroya and the LVLUP which are good, but if you want realism /smoothness/ pleasures of 56 realities combined the TORNADO has your name on it. I don't care if you're into anal (that's the outer orifice visual) the texture is true to life or better. As a dude new to this who wanted to throw money at hedonistic desires, this was the cream of the crop.

It's smooth, it's varied in a very subtle way, it's just loose enough to mimic the real deal. I appreciate the tightness and intensity of Destroya and Lvl Up but this when used cycled with the other 2, is the only one I'd go back to. I'm SHOCKED fleshlight still makes new textures for the perfect pussy/anus after this was created. Perfection was had my friends, when this sleeve was birthed.

As a man who wanted some quarantine pussy no matter how man-made, this has been the god send. It's light, it's smooth, it's penetrative bliss. My future girlfriends now have a new standard, personalities aside.

I'd only imagine that if you're new to male sex toys, this HAS to be a gold standard. If you're a DAWG and need the intricacies of a complex network of fleshlight bumps and nodules, sure this is not the one for you - which I respect and appreciate. But if you want that realism, that smoothness, and gung ho sex with no repercussions then my friend, check this out.

I understand - many top reviewers break it down by section, this is all the same. Very little variance, hyper top quality consistency. If that's your motive, the 1 only I'd recommend over the Destroya and LVLUP. Enjoy my brothers.






Conclusion:
Expert or novice alike, add this to your arsenal. As a man who wanted some quarantine pussy no matter how man-made, this has been the god send. It's light, it's smooth, it's penetrative bliss. My future girlfriends now have a new standard, personalities aside.

Score 4.06 Overall Satisfaction 5
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