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Found 15 reviews in total

Intensity 4.4
Stimulation 4.55
Penetration 4.9
Tightness 3.4
Suction Effect 2.75
Realism 4.5
Variation 4.45
Smoothness 4.45
Orgasm Rating 4.7
Noise 4.55
Lube Use 4.6
Cleanup 4.1
Dry Time 3.7

Insomnia Review

January 5th, 2025 (Insomnia Texture)

Just received this a little less than a week ago and let me tell you this is WORTH THE BUY.
at first I thought they got rid of teeth, uvula etc, but theyre still there! (although the teeth isnt as prominent as Boost Blow.)
texture is very soooft. entrance is so easy its amazing. a quarter way in and the texture felt very similar to Waifu.
idk if its due to my hard shell or what, but there's not much suction power even with the lid shut all the way tight.
this one is EXTREMELY easy to use for long durations (at least i did it just fine.)
huge upgrade compared to Boost Blow if i do say so myself.
You don't need a ton of lube, to my surprise, as long as there is an adequate amount in there before you get going.

my personal only wish is that they make the tongue part way longer and pointed a little lower considering how tight the tongue part hugs you.

Can't wait til Fleshlight make more mouth editions!!! PLEASE DO.


Conclusion:
this is my current favorite. texture is amazingly soft and very "realistic." entrance is loose to enter but tongue hugs you real quick. Definitely recommend.

Score 4.27 Overall Satisfaction 4.7
9
Intensity 4.15
Stimulation 4.6
Penetration 4.6
Tightness 4.45
Suction Effect 2.55
Realism 2.2
Variation 4.1
Smoothness 2.65
Orgasm Rating 4.35
Noise 3.15
Lube Use 3.05
Cleanup 2.65
Dry Time 2.05

Shokushu Review

January 3rd, 2025 (Shokushu Texture)

I love how interesting the inside look. it feels really interesting too. It doesn't feel like what the interior image showed. One of my current favorites (Bought at the same time as Syrup)
its pretty tight near the entrance but the entrance itself is pretty loose. not like Waifu.
normal amount of lube sufficed with this one. I use H20 Gun Oil Lube if that helps.
I don't feel a TON of variations since i can't reach all the way to the end (user problem, might not be you so lmk if its intense near the end.)

Conclusion:
fun one to own. like a collectors item. inside is worth it still, i love the entrance. cute and would be a fun gift for your partner

Score 3.47 Overall Satisfaction 4
1
Intensity 2.8
Stimulation 3.75
Penetration 3.75
Tightness 3.7
Suction Effect 4.65
Realism 4.3
Variation 3.35
Smoothness 3.5
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 3.4
Lube Use 2.6
Cleanup 3.15
Dry Time 2.35

Cream Review

January 3rd, 2025 (Cream Texture)

Fleshlight Cream feels like a sister or relative to Fleshlight Kumzumi. The Boost Blow is like Kumzumi and Cream combined with rings towards the entrance.

texture is mild if cap is loose, and full of pleasurable friction if tightened almost all the way. one of the most realistic Fleshlights i own. Really easy to edge with and cum in.
gets sticky fast for some reason might be cus of the little bumps near the entrance. but if properly lubed up, its hella fun to use for long duration.

would recommend for beginners. better than Lotus and originals. entrance is relatively loose. way looser than Waifu, which I also enjoy.

Conclusion:
very easy for beginners to use. would recommend if youre looking for a more realistic vibe. bring lube

Score 3.51 Overall Satisfaction 3.9
2
Intensity 3.9
Stimulation 3.75
Penetration 3.75
Tightness 3.7
Suction Effect 2.5
Realism 3.75
Variation 2.55
Smoothness 2.5
Orgasm Rating 2.95
Noise 3.8
Lube Use 2.8
Cleanup 3.4
Dry Time 2.65

Destroya Review

January 3rd, 2025 (Destroya Texture)

one of my early favorites, though i had the old version so the texture kinda sucks. get yourself the newer versions with the white sleeve i promise its better than the old one. texture is "realistic" in a way that its intense and has a lot of varying texture the farther you go in. there are also gaps where its slightly looser.

would recommend for an all arounder. more intense than most. Stoya delivers!

does not need a ton of lube. more noisey than others.

Conclusion:
one of my early favorites so i would recommend this one (but get the newer version with the white sleeve) intense and slightly loud

Score 3.23 Overall Satisfaction 3.25
Intensity 1.65
Stimulation 1.7
Penetration 1.5
Tightness 4.2
Suction Effect 4.65
Realism 1.75
Variation 1.3
Smoothness 0.75
Orgasm Rating 0.95
Noise 3.35
Lube Use 2.8
Cleanup 2.35
Dry Time 3.7

Lotus Review

January 3rd, 2025 (Lotus Texture)

the experience felt underwhelming, material used felt like rubber, i think its cus of how old it is. texture is basic and simple. not worth the buy anymore since you can get way better for the same price. flap in the middle is intense. the butt version kinda sucks cus of how tight the entrance is. gets dry very quickly for some reason (multiple types of lubes) would not recommend since there are newer with better texture. not realistic at all. very basic but i wouldn't even recommend it to a new user.

Conclusion:
old, basic, and would not recommend. for the same price get yourself a newer model. texture is basic but intense especially at the entrance

Score 2.25 Overall Satisfaction 0.85
Intensity 4.8
Stimulation 4.7
Penetration 3.35
Tightness 4.85
Suction Effect 2.45
Realism 1.15
Variation 0.95
Smoothness 0.75
Orgasm Rating 1.6
Noise 2.35
Lube Use 2.75
Cleanup 1.95
Dry Time 1.15

Touch Review

January 3rd, 2025 (Touch Texture)

This one sucks. texture doesnt feel like the ones they make nowadays (fair that this one is one of the oldest)

the vibrator that comes with it dies within 10 minutes of use. brand new battery would last like 30 minutes. vibrator does not hit the right spot, its tucked on the flaps outside so it sucks. the texture sucks but consistent. extremely hard to edge with cus of how rough the little nodules are.

would not recommend. Spend your buck on an actual fleshlight and a separate vibrator for like 10$ more.
sucks sucks sucks im sorry it sucks.

not realistic, not good on vibration, overstimulating. cheap feel

Conclusion:
would not recommend. vibrators inside does not deliver. improperly spots to hold them in. texture is way too intense and consistent and feels like rubber.

Score 2.45 Overall Satisfaction 1.45
Intensity 2.1
Stimulation 2.1
Penetration 4.35
Tightness 4.4
Suction Effect 4.6
Realism 2.5
Variation 2.4
Smoothness 4.5
Orgasm Rating 4.6
Noise 3.55
Lube Use 2.55
Cleanup 3.7
Dry Time 3.45

Waifu Review

January 3rd, 2025 (Waifu Texture)

One of my favorites!!! (after breaking in period, tho.)

The entrance is very tight so it's harder if you're willy is short or you don't stay hard long. but if you already have it in, it's one of the best ones so far.
texture within is mild and easy to edge with (if youre D in in that is, the entrance makes it slightly difficult, especially in the dark.)

Pouring lube in is slightly difficult for that reason also. So i tend to do it from the top on this one.

Does not need a ton of lube to stay wet. I think the lube gets stuck in the crevices well.

easy to edge with but hard to cum in.

Conclusion:
very tight entrance, smooth insides (contrary to what the images will tell you) would recommend for intermediate users

Score 3.53 Overall Satisfaction 4.6
Intensity 2.65
Stimulation 3.75
Penetration 4.55
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 4.65
Realism 4.4
Variation 2.5
Smoothness 3.7
Orgasm Rating 4.55
Noise 3.55
Lube Use 2.5
Cleanup 3.45
Dry Time 2.9

Kumzumi Review

January 3rd, 2025 (Kumzumi Texture)

I like the design. It's closer to a BJ than the Boost Blow is. It's like if boost blow had no rings and the texture is more like the average newer fleshskins.
doens't take a TON of lube but more than some. suction is pretty good, if you tighten the cap pretty hard its a whole different feel. Kumzumi is slightly tighter than other FLs I own. the entrance is easy to enter which I like. Good for beginners in my opinion if I do say so myself.

Conclusion:
feels like a BJ, (better than Boost Blow in that regards) feels like a BJ and sex at once. Texture doesn't vary like crazy but you feel a hug.

Score 3.68 Overall Satisfaction 4.3
Intensity 4.65
Stimulation 4.6
Penetration 3
Tightness 4.45
Suction Effect 4.55
Realism 1.95
Variation 1.8
Smoothness 2
Orgasm Rating 2.65
Noise 4.85
Lube Use 2.55
Cleanup 2.65
Dry Time 1.75

Quickshot Turbo Review

January 3rd, 2025 (Quickshot Turbo Texture)

I was surprised by how intense the sensations were and how much lube I needed for this. The Turbo is designed to mimic oral sensations, but to be honest it's not convincing (doens't mean its bad, just not the same). The open-ended design made cleaning ridiculously ez, which is a huge plus for anyone who hates the post-cleanup hassle (which is, like, me and you and everyone).
it’s versatile, you can use it solo or with a partner for added spice. The compact size makes the whole experience less awkward, especially if its your first Fleshlight.

Conclusion:
eats up hella lube, very noisey, weird texture (too short, i think they need to make a slightly longer quickshot and have this shape with it)

Score 3.11 Overall Satisfaction 2.15
1
Intensity 2.25
Stimulation 2.45
Penetration 3.7
Tightness 3.4
Suction Effect 2.65
Realism 3.55
Variation 1.45
Smoothness 1.25
Orgasm Rating 3.6
Noise 4.8
Lube Use 4.75
Cleanup 4.75
Dry Time 4.75

Vantage Review

January 3rd, 2025 (Vantage Texture)

Super compact, it’s easy to stash away in a drawer without taking up too much space. or travel with
The open-ended feature is awesome like always! very fun to experiment with. It’s versatile and makes cleaning up afterward really quick and straightforward, which is a big plus.
The texture inside is surprisingly good. It’s soft but has enough grip to feel realistic and fun. definitely looser than all the full sized ones.
As someone who’s not looking to drop a ton of money on something like this, I found it pretty affordable, sometimes you get a deal where it comes free.

after years of storage, the color changed a little and im not sure why.
It's got a noisey squishing sound during use, which might not be the best option or considerate if you got roommates. lol

Conclusion:
Great starter product or for travel. Not the same as full sized ones for sure. Mild in texture like all the other quickshots besides turbo line

Score 3.37 Overall Satisfaction 3.8
Intensity 2.3
Stimulation 3.15
Penetration 1.9
Tightness 1.9
Suction Effect 2.85
Realism 2.95
Variation 2.25
Smoothness 3.8
Orgasm Rating 3.85
Noise 4.75
Lube Use 4.8
Cleanup 4.75
Dry Time 4.75

Compact Destroya Review

January 3rd, 2025 (Compact Destroya Texture)

one of my first quickshots i've ever bought and I still use it to this day. I love quickshots so it's not a surprise. You don't need a lot of lube with quickshots.
texture is mild besides the entrances like most quickshots.
two different entrances makes it fun for me. one side is tighter than the other. Flip it around and it's like a different quickshot.
take off the hard shell for another technique you can use in your repertoire

Conclusion:
simple easy to clean and fun. texture is mild. dont need a lot of lube. would recommend for travel.

Score 3.38 Overall Satisfaction 3.35
Intensity 2.45
Stimulation 4.45
Penetration 2.85
Tightness 2
Suction Effect 2.95
Realism 1
Variation 2.25
Smoothness 2.65
Orgasm Rating 3.9
Noise 4.75
Lube Use 4.95
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 4.75

Compact Lvl Up Review

January 3rd, 2025 (Compact Lvl Up Texture)

I love quickshots. but not gonna lie they all feel very similar, the entrances is what makes a difference!
quite loose imo ( most quickshots are, i feel like :/ )

very mild in the middle and slightly tighter at each entrances.

extremely easy cleanup
extremely quick dry time

super easy to edge with and cum with.

Conclusion:
easy cleanup? yes
fun to play? yes (can connect two different kinds)

Score 3.39 Overall Satisfaction 3.55
Intensity 4.8
Stimulation 4.9
Penetration 4.5
Tightness 3.4
Suction Effect 4.75
Realism 1.65
Variation 3.65
Smoothness 1.4
Orgasm Rating 3.05
Noise 4.6
Lube Use 4.7
Cleanup 2.1
Dry Time 1.9

Blow Review

January 3rd, 2025 (Blow Texture)

Use this one a lot. I love mouth versions. I hope Fleshlight keeps making more realistic mouth shapes. (keep the teeth fr they look better and most likely feel better too lmao)
Unfortunately though I love almost everything about this one, I feel like the rings are NOT it... that may be a personal problem tho. makes me very sensitive very quickly.
other than the rings, I enjoy the different textures inside. Past the mouth part, it's not very realistic IMO. might be cus of the ring's texture.

Conclusion:
I really like mouth variations. not very realistic past the mouth part but a lot of unique textures packed into this.

Score 3.55 Overall Satisfaction 4.25
1
Intensity 3.25
Stimulation 3.85
Penetration 4.4
Tightness 3.25
Suction Effect 4.5
Realism 2.45
Variation 3.8
Smoothness 2.35
Orgasm Rating 3.25
Noise 2.5
Lube Use 4.3
Cleanup 4.45
Dry Time 2.35

Lvl Up Review

January 3rd, 2025 (Lvl Up Texture)

Used this one quite a bit, very similar to Syrup imo! but slightly more textured at the entrance. easy to edge with, easier to cum in than Syrup.
all the textures and crevices makes it necessary for extra lube. You dont really feel the tentacles per se but it definitely feels good lol

Conclusion:
Very similar to Syrup. more on the realistic side. wavy

Score 3.43 Overall Satisfaction 3.35
Intensity 3.4
Stimulation 3.45
Penetration 3.7
Tightness 2.65
Suction Effect 1.9
Realism 4.4
Variation 2.5
Smoothness 3.3
Orgasm Rating 3.5
Noise 2.15
Lube Use 3.1
Cleanup 4.55
Dry Time 3.45

Syrup Review

January 3rd, 2025 (Syrup Texture)

I own 5+ sleeves and I really enjoy this one.
Easy to edge with imo but it does get sticky quicker (tried different types of lubes) but hard to coom in if that makes sense.
When tightened almost all the way, it just feels tighter like its pressing against you, in a good way if properly wet.

Conclusion:
one of my favorites so far, good for beginners. more on the realistic side, I think?

Score 3.31 Overall Satisfaction 4.25
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