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Found 14 reviews in total

Intensity 3.8
Stimulation 4
Penetration 5
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 3.8
Realism -
Variation 3
Smoothness 4.2
Orgasm Rating 4.2
Noise 5
Lube Use 3.8
Cleanup 4.1
Dry Time -

Karma Review

December 17th, 2022 (Karma Texture)

For some context, I'm just over 6" and just under regular girth. As an indication of preference, I'm not the biggest fan of overly tight sleeves because it's more difficult for me to discern the textures, even feel them for that matter. I prefer vaginal to anal sleeves, and usually use a sleeve at least a few times before reviewing. Drying time and realism are negligible ratings to me, since the Fleshlight dryer finishes every sleeve in an hour, and no Fleshlight that I've ever used feels similar to sex.

I had bought Karma along with a few other anal sleeves (Ahegao and Peaches) as an introduction to the orafice type. While Ahegao was entirely too tight for me, Peaches and Karma have been looser and more uniquely stimulating. Still, I can't say that I'm an overall fan of the anal orafice as much as I am the lady orafice, as the entryway grips onto me at the base, which in my opinion is a strange, almost uncomfortable spot.

Anyway, onto Karma. I don't really give much attention to the actual look of the orafices, but man if this orafice is any indication of the real thing, then Lana has an absolute fatty, that's for sure. Like, the sleeve looks both shapely and round enough to get me hard all on its own, which has actually never happened to me before with these toys. I think it's due to the shape itself; rather than a typical semicircle that my other two anal sleeves are shaped as, Karma's cheeks have the slightest of upward tilts, which creates a much more realistic look to me. The entrance itself compliments the shape too. It's a personal preferance, but as far as porn is concerned, I was always more aroused from longer assholes with more apparent wrinkles around them than those that look more like little dots. And Karma looks exactly how I like them. All that's missing is that little heart tattoo that Lana has, haha.

As far as the texture itself is concerned, it's a nice, looser counterpart to the inherent tightness that comes with anal sleeves, with alternating rings and tiny nubs that continue to tighten as you progress. It's strange, because I honestly can't say whether or not the sleeve is better for longer or shorter sessions; it's right in the middle - snug, and with medium stimulation that works at any pace. I usually tend to go a little faster with it since the orafice itself usually has me down pretty bad when using. There will be more intricate Fleshlights that come out over time, but as far as my preferences go, thise little tightening/constricting rings will always be my favorite, no matter how they're employed. The first section is especially notworthy since it protrudes the most, which allows the rib like feeling to be felt easier.

I've noticed that with orgasm, this sleeve does a nice job of wringing it out of me than a lot of my others. Perhaps that's due to the anal orafice being tight, but not overtly so to the point of being unable to discern the differences in stimulation. And as a result, the orgasm is a great one - it allows you to continue stroking while staying lucid, though man does it tow that line as closely as it's able to.

Other than that, the sleeve is actually really easy to clean since there aren't any hidden nooks that require special attention.

At this point in time, I would say that Karma is my go to anal sleeve, though simply by virtue of it being an anal sleeve in the first place, I use it a little less than my usual rotation. Still though, it's great around the board.

Conclusion:
4.1/5. Karma is a good anal sleeve for beginners of the orafice type, like myself, or those who don't like the overt tightness that the type of orafice provides. Still, the sleeve is stimulating, and unless you already have all of the top rated, more intense anal sleeves in your collection, then Karma would be a great add

Score 4.08 Overall Satisfaction 4
Intensity 1
Stimulation 1.2
Penetration 2.5
Tightness 2
Suction Effect 1
Realism -
Variation 1.9
Smoothness 3
Orgasm Rating 1
Noise 4
Lube Use 1
Cleanup 4.2
Dry Time -

Drac Review

December 7th, 2022 (Drac Texture)

For some context, I'm just over 6" and just under regular girth. As an indication of preference, I'm not the biggest fan of overly tight sleeves because it's more difficult for me to discern the textures, even feel them for that matter. I prefer vaginal to anal sleeves, and usually use a sleeve at least a few times before reviewing. Drying time and realism are negligible ratings to me, since the Fleshlight dryer finishes every sleeve in an hour, and no Fleshlight that I've ever used feels similar to sex.

I bought Drac as part of the Freaks release, because I was curious to see what a red-skinned Fleshlight would look like. And honestly, that's it; I didn't really put much thought into the acquisition process. i probably should have. Drac is by far the worst sleeve in my collection. While Alien Queen exceeded by expectations of what the Freaks line could offer, Drac couldn't even meet my initial caution.

Even the appearence and entrance of the sleeve, my favorite quality of it, is offset by how insanely sticky the silicone is. Maybe I received a bad version of the sleeve, but it just feels like poor quality in comparison to both the Fleshlight Girls line and even the other Freaks (the quality of the silicone in Alien Queen is great). Even with a ton of the Fleshlight powder, I can still feel an underline stickiness after trying to smooth it out.

The texturre itself is simple, which is what I expected, but even then, there barely exists any stimulation. The culprit, I believe, is the thick, twister canal inbetween the rows of bumps; its size prevents me from being able to feel the whole of the sleeve, and unlike Luxe, where that same texture is scattered and used well, this one just continues and remains too smooth. The experience leaves much to be desired, and the orgasm is minimal; my hand would provide more stimulation, which defeats the purpose of purchasing a Fleshlight.

Also, it simply makes no sense how much lube this sleeve demands. You would think that a canal with no variation and only smooth textures would demand little, but the amount of times that this sleeve dried up on me was genuinely frustrating; maybe it has something to do with the insanely sticky silicone that it consists of extending to the inside as well as the outside. But as I used it, I really did feel like I was wasting lube that could be put to better use with pretty much any of the other sleeves that I own.

Conclusion:
1.5/5. Drac is the first sleeve where I can honestly, truly say that it is bad. The demands of this sleeve make no sense given the minimal stimulation that it provides, and the red silicone isn't worth the money, unfortunately. I wouldn't really recommend this sleeve to anyone, as there are better Freaks sleeves for those who seek the novelty, while sleeves like Dragon and Lush provide superior versions of this sleeve's stimulation.

Score 2.03 Overall Satisfaction 1.5
Intensity 3
Stimulation 3.8
Penetration 4
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 3
Realism -
Variation 2.5
Smoothness 3
Orgasm Rating 3.8
Noise 4
Lube Use 3
Cleanup 4
Dry Time -

Alien Queen Review

December 7th, 2022 (Alien Queen Texture)

For some context, I'm just over 6" and just under regular girth. As an indication of preference, I'm not the biggest fan of overly tight sleeves because it's more difficult for me to discern the textures, even feel them for that matter. I prefer vaginal to anal sleeves, and usually use a sleeve at least a few times before reviewing. Drying time and realism are negligible ratings to me, since the Fleshlight dryer finishes every sleeve in an hour, and no Fleshlight that I've ever used feels similar to sex.

Phase two of my October/November Fleshcrack involved me purchasing Alien queen along with Drac because I honestly just wanted some weird colors to add to the collection. While Fleshlight Girls are overall better in quality and texture than the freaks line, I would consider Alien Queen one of the better ones of the bunch.

The penetration of this sleeve is definitely where it shines. I would put it nicely in the middle of a vaginal and anal sleeve as far as tightness goes, honestly, and the perfect circle of its entryway is fun to look at and watch expand along the width of my member.

As far as the inner texture itself is concerned, Alien Queen really only has one major point of stimulation, which is the ring of wheel-like protrusions that run along the sleeve's first two or so inches that are similar to the second chamber of Emily Willis' Squirt sleeve. Despite the sleeve's looseness, that first chamber is actually very stimulating, which came as a surprise to me, who wasn't expecting much and was mostly using it for the novelty. If the first chamber was supported by more textures further in, then I would almost deifnitely be compelled to use the sleeve more. The only (strange) way that I can describe the sensation of the first chamber is like pop rocks, but for your dick.

Beyond that, the rest of the Alien Queen canal consists of medium sized spikes that don't really do much for me, though they don't actively hamper the experience like the texture of Drac, so I'd honestly chalk that up as a win. Fortunately, the first chamber was good enough to get me to orgasm, though it did take a lot of time and lube to get there.

That's honestly about it. Alien Queen is pretty simple in comparison to the Fleshlight Girl line, but overall I'd say it was a solid pickup that might poke in its head around Halloween lol.

Conclusion:
3.1/5. I can't speak to the whole of the freaks collection, since I only own two of the sleeves, but Alien Queen is an okay addition. Personally, it's out of my rotation since Squirt's second chamber alone is a far superior version of it and I don't really put a ton of stock into the Freaks gimmick, but if you're someone who wants a sleeve with this level of strangeness and penetration, then Alien Queen should definitely be on your list...though that twin sleeve should be looked at first. That one is just too weird for me.

Score 3.35 Overall Satisfaction 3.1
Intensity 3.75
Stimulation 4
Penetration 3
Tightness 4.1
Suction Effect -
Realism -
Variation 3.5
Smoothness 2.7
Orgasm Rating 4.1
Noise 4
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 4.5
Dry Time -

Peaches Review

December 6th, 2022 (Peaches Texture)

For some context, I'm just over 6" and just under regular girth. As an indication of preference, I'm not the biggest fan of overly tight sleeves because it's more difficult for me to discern the textures, even feel them for that matter. I prefer vaginal to anal sleeves, and usually use a sleeve at least a few times before reviewing. Drying time and realism are negligible ratings to me, since the Fleshlight dryer finishes every sleeve in an hour, and no Fleshlight that I've ever used feels similar to sex.

I bought Peaches along with Karma and the Violet Myers pair because I wanted to introduce anal sleeves into my collection. While they haven't been my favorite so far, Peaches is easily the best of the three., though Karma does come close. My enjoyment of this sleeve begins with the size of the orafice. Unlike Ahegao, which is way too tight for me to enjoy, Peaches orafice is just large enough to retain the signature quality of anal sleeves, while not being uncomfortable to me all the time (only sometimes). Sure, the difference might be milimeters at best, but for someone who has been using Fleshlights for years, it makes a difference.

But as far as usage is concerned, Peaches' greatest strength comes in its ability to balance tightness with stimulation. I wouldn't have liked the sleeve nearly as much as I do if it was either overloaded with crazy textures like other anal sleeves because its tightness would have nullified a lot of the sensation; vice versa, if the sleeve was too loose and the textures remained the same, I think the sleeve would be a little on the blander side. While that isn't a bad thing, it would result in Peaches being used for longer sessions exclusively. But the equilibrium of both qualities keeps me in a conscious state of care to not allow Peaches to overtake me into a quick orgasm. It creates equal effectiveness in edging as it does in going to pound town on it.

The first chamber is a ring of trapezoidal ridges that point towards the orafice of the sleeve, which are as stimulating as they are simple. based off of my initial impression of the sleeve, I expected the sensation to be similar to Toy Meets World, where the outstroke would be much less stimulating than the instroke, but I was gladly mistaken; the shortness of each ridge ensures that the spininess is felt throughout the entierty of the stroke. It's my favorite section of the sleeve, and works well in conjunction with the second chamber, which possesses a stimulation of stark contrast.

Beginning about 3" in is a ring of large spherical bumps, each with a semicircle impression facing the sleeve's canal. This is where the natural suction of the sleeve occurs. It may not be noticable at first, but those semicircle impressions will trap air as you slide out and create a wonderful feeling of small pockets. The broader, smoother grip like sensation pairs incredibly well with the spiny sensation of the prior chamber, and I find myself plunging as deep as I possibly can just to fully indulge myself in all three chambers (the third consists of a series of smooth nubs that due to my length, I don't hit consistently; can't speak on them).

An orgasm with Peaches is a strong one. The ridges of the first chamber are small enough so as while the orgasm isn't earth shattering to the point of discomfort, they do a good job of scratching my member during and after the orgasm, which results in an almost immediate desire to continue stroking with it.

A bonus point is that the sleeve is also very easy to clean since while the textures are varied, the canal as a whole is straight. This sleeve is also one of the best I own for lube usage. Any beginner who isn't used to the consistent application that a number of sleeves demand would do well to consider Peaches as their first purchase. But the hype extends to established owners as well. Peaches is well worth its rating.

Conclusion:
Anywhere from 3.7/5 to 4/5. As someone who isn't a fan of the orafice type, Peaches is about the best I could ask for in an anal sleeve. While the tightness of the entrance does bother at times, it happens much less than anal sleeves with tighter penetrations. The inner texture is simple, but very, very stimulating without being too tight. I would recommend this sleeve to new buyers and collectors alike.

Score 3.79 Overall Satisfaction 4
Intensity -
Stimulation 4
Penetration -
Tightness 2.6
Suction Effect 3
Realism -
Variation 3.4
Smoothness 4.1
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 3.6
Lube Use 4.1
Cleanup 4.1
Dry Time -

Luxe Review

December 5th, 2022 (Luxe Texture)

For some context, I'm just over 6" and just under regular girth. As an indication of preference, I'm not the biggest fan of overly tight sleeves because it's more difficult for me to discern the textures, even feel them for that matter. I prefer vaginal to anal sleeves, and usually use a sleeve at least a few times before reviewing. Drying time and realism are negligible ratings to me, since the Fleshlight dryer finishes every sleeve in an hour, and no Fleshlight that I've ever used feels similar to sex.

I received the Luxe texture as a free mystery sleeve when buying the Violet Myers combo. Already, I perceived myself as lucky, since a vast majority of buyers were receiving the Cougar texture (which looked fairly boring in comparison). The sleeve itself is even ranked fairly high on this website despite not being in circulation (rank 89 at the time of writing). So in my gratitude, I decided to try it out, and to my surprise, the sleeve is pretty good!

Where Luxe stands out the most is the uneven textures throughout its canals, though canals doesn't really seem to be the best descriptor since the sleeve is kind of one enormous chamber. But the first chamber is really the showcase of this, where alternating ridges are present that almost push into my member in different spots as I move within it. Push is a bit of an extrreme term, but Luxe has a sort of uneven canal feeling that shifts as the user penetrates without actually being an uneven canal (the example that comes to mind it Lvl Up).

The second chamber is bookended by a series of larger nubs that constrict the sleeve ever so slightly. Since Luxe is actually pretty loose, the second chamber helps to squeeze the member and create further variation. I find myself gravitating to the second chamber more, since tight little choke points are probably my favorite sleeve texture overall and really help to put me over the edge; it's like penetrating a second orafice within the orafice.

Altogether, this creates an obviously bumpy sensation that can sneak up on you if you arren't careful. The first few times I used Luxe, its looseness made it both easy and enticing to accelerate in, and I had a few surprising climaxes - which weren't smooth by any means, but not strong enough to make my leg shake.

Also, another great quality of this sleeve is how easy it is to clean and dry. I was curious and wanted to air dry it even though I own the Fleshlight Air, and the wideness of the canal made the process a very easy one. I'd recommend this sleeve to first time buyers, but unfortunately it isn't in circulation.

Conclusion:
3.6/5. In the context of free mystery sleeves, I couldn't really ask for a better addition than Luxe. The texture is a unique one as far as my collection is concerned, and although I don't use it as often as the others, I do get the craving once in awhile. I can't recommend it because it's limited though lol

Score 3.65 Overall Satisfaction 3.6
Intensity 4
Stimulation 1.5
Penetration 4
Tightness 4.5
Suction Effect 2.5
Realism -
Variation 2.5
Smoothness 2
Orgasm Rating 3
Noise 3
Lube Use 2
Cleanup 3
Dry Time -

Ahegao Review

November 30th, 2022 (Ahegao Texture)

For some context, I'm just over 6" and just under regular girth. As an indication of preference, I'm not the biggest fan of overly tight sleeves because it's more difficult for me to discern the textures, even feel them for that matter. I prefer vaginal to anal sleeves, and usually use a sleeve at least a few times before reviewing. Drying time and realism are negligible ratings to me, since the Fleshlight dryer finishes every sleeve in an hour, and no Fleshlight that I've ever used feels similar to sex.

Had a lot to say about Waifu. Don't have that much to say about Ahegao. As a bit of a disclaimer, anal sleeves aren't really my favorite in general, so if you're an anal sleeve connoisseur and enjoy that more snug feeling, this review can definitely be disregarded. Along with this sleeve, I bought two other anal sleeves because I had never tried an anal sleeve before, and reviews on the others will probably come sometime soon.

I bought this sleeve along with Waifu because I bought into the Violet Myers release craze. I don't regret buying Waifu at all despite its inconsistency, because it's a great sleeve. Ahegao on the other hand...I regret being swept up in the moment.

Ultimately, the sleeve is way too tight for me, like insanely tight. It's tight to the point where I'm unable to feel any of the stimulation that Ahegao has too offer. If I try to remedy the lack of sensation with more lube, the texture smooths out since there aren't any noticable protrusions; if I try to use less lube, I simply cannot use the sleeve because if how tight it is. I have actually gotten soft in this sleeve from being so distracted by its tightness and upkeep, which was the first time something like that has ever happened.

The texture itself is just off center, with three slight openings even spaced throughout that contain diagonal nubs. Inbetween each of those openings are...uneven...connecting canals with small rectangular engravings (it's actually really hard to describe these lol). There's no internal texture variety in this sleeve, but rather variety of location, as each connecting canal is at a slightly different height, while the openings remain consistent. It creates that feeling of movement within the sleeve despite the masturbatory motion being a static one.

And for me, that's honestly it. I've used this sleeve maybe six to seven times, and it's simply too tight for me to derive a sense of enjoyment. That's even down to the orgasm, where sure its fairly intense, but there's no sensation to me while it happens that elevates it to that leg shaking, barely lucid status that tighter and more intense sleeves usually have. It's more like a single grip throughout the whole shaft. The whole point of me buying Fleshlights was to move away from the grip of my own hand with more nuanced texture. Of course Ahegao has a texture, but between the anal orafice gripping far tighter than the vaginal orafice, and how insanely thin the rest of the canals are, there isn't all that much of a difference to me.

Conclusion:
2.4/5. Ahegao taught me that too much tightness is a bad thing. Everyone is different, but if you're someone like me who enjoys a little more space in their sleeves, then Ahegao is not the choice for you. If you like a relentless squeeze and shifting in your sleeve while using, then I would definitely consider this one to chase.

Score 2.87 Overall Satisfaction 2.4
Intensity 4
Stimulation 3.8
Penetration 4.8
Tightness 4.4
Suction Effect 4.1
Realism -
Variation 4.2
Smoothness 2.8
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 3.8
Lube Use 1.8
Cleanup 4
Dry Time -

Waifu Review

November 29th, 2022 (Waifu Texture)

For some context, I'm just over 6" and just under regular girth. As an indication of preference, I'm not the biggest fan of overly tight sleeves because it's more difficult for me to discern the textures, even feel them for that matter. I prefer vaginal to anal sleeves, and usually use a sleeve at least a few times before reviewing. Drying time and realism are negligible ratings to me, since the Fleshlight dryer finishes every sleeve in an hour, and no Fleshlight that I've ever used feels similar to sex.

I have a lot to say about this sleeve.

Not only is Waifu one of the most unique Fleshlights I have in my collection, one of the most intense sleeves, and one of the best orgasms you could ever ask for, but it is also the most inconsistent, picky, and bizarre sleeves I have ever used. Regardless of what I say below, this sleeve definitely has its place, and I can't see it being replicated any time soon.

I bought this sleeve, along with Ahegao, because it's Violet Myers of course. It's been a long time since I've seen the level of hype that she brought to a new Fleshlight release, and I 1000% bought in. She's an amazing performer, an amazing addition to the FLG roster, and the only FLG that I have both sleeves of (as of writing, I'm sure that'll change in the future).

Normally, I don't think much of a sleeve's entryway, but the penetration on Waifu is amazing - Fleshlight outdid themselves with this. The way that the lips flow downward from the clitoral hood before opening up from around the point of insertion is an incredible molding detail that shouldn't be overlooked. When both inserting, and masturbating with the sleeve, the result is that the lips actually hug the shaft and pull in a sort of life like way, dare I say.

The realism similarities end there, as Waifu hosts one of the craziest sequences of textures that a Fleshlight has ever presented. The first chamber is a more intense version of the first chamber of Maitland Ward's Toy Meets World - a series of aggressively pointing, stair-like pyramids. Unlike Toy Meets World, whose stimulation on the out-stroke is much less noticable than the in-stroke, Waifu's pyramids consist of 90 degree angles on their back sides whose construction allow them stimulate on the way out as well. It's a clever innovation and jagged, bumpy stimulation that results in the sleeve never letting up for any sort of reprieve. Now the problem I have with Waifu's defining chamber is how insanely picky with lube it is, leading to a sense of inconsitency with the stimulation. The sleeve demands a pretty ridiculous amount of lube because of how many crevices it consists of, which is one thing, but it demands the perfect amount. If I use too much (which is easy when you're heavily applying), the out-stroke sensation of the pyramids is pretty much negated as the lube makes it feel flat; the in-stroke becomes nullified as well, going from an intense series of pointed spikes to smooth nubs, which takes away one of Waifu's defining qualities. If I use too little lube in an attempt to maintain the stimulation, the sleeve dries fast and those pyramids can actually become irritating. The line is a fine one with Waifu, and to this day, I haven't been able to consistently maintain the perfect amount of lube that it seems to demand from me. But I can't outright bag on the first chamber either, because when it hits...it's incredible. The first chamber becomes a perfect mix of intense pull in and bumpy, massage like pull out that makes it virtually impossible to edge, but not uncomfortable. It feels like the pyramids alternate in rubbing against you and as if the entire structure of the sleeve moves around despite not having a noticable canal shift like Lvl Up. It's actually really impressive.

Waifu made me realize that I seem to have a thing for tighter choke points in sleeves. On my favorate sleeve, Beyond, there is a very similar inch or so where the canal tightens, though the bumps are smaller than Waifu's. Regardless, the sensation of a tighter inch or so is something I've come to really enjoy, and Waifu's is no different. Though the first chamber takes up the vast majority of my attention for either positive or negative reasons, the second chamber is the model of consistency and always stimulates well - massage like. Afterwards, about halfway through the sleeve, a series of backwards facing...points...mushroom things...is the best way I can describe it (this sleeve is wild) whose chamber expantions and contractions can be felt. While I'm not long enough to experience the entierty of it, it makes for great head stimulation as the sides of the chamber grip against it when pulling out. Once again though, it is another one of those chambers that require the perfect amount of lube. Otherwise, the texture is either to harsh, or unable to be felt.

All of these chambers join together into a tight, intense, and varied sleeve that to me is impossible to have longer sessions with, when it works that is. It's just strrange, because I've never come across a sleeve like this, that was so contingent on how much lube you employ. It really is night and day. Sometimes, this sleeve absolutely blows my mind, and I think to myself that it's one of my favorites. Other times, i actually have to swap it out with a new sleeve because it's just refusing to play nice with me and becomes somewhat frustrating. Perhaps I'll come back to this review and update it after trying out a few different lubricants, but as of right now, I can't say it deserves one of those top spots that the rankings seem to indicate at the time.

Needless to say, orgasming in Waifu is earth shattering. It's virtually impossible for me to continue using during climax. I've never actually tried using Waifu for multiple orgasms yet; maybe it would help remedy the lube issue, but the lube issue is usually the reason why I don't pursue the sleeve for long periods of time in the first place.

And this brings me to the end. Can I say with confidence that Waifu is one of the very best sleeves? I wish, but no. When it decides to be, the sensation is incredible, but its honestly a big if that can't be overlooked to me. Even the dry time can take awhile. The Air does make drying easier, but I have to set it to an hour otherwise it stays wet. Couldn't imagine how long it would take if it was set to air dry. If I had to average out the experience with the upkeep, then I'm going to say that Waifu is great, just great. I know...all of the complaining about lube I made, just to end up saying that the sleeve is great. But it bothers me because I know it has the potential to be so much more than that - it could definitely be one of the best in my collection if it was consistently at its best, or if the code is cracked. Hopefully I can figure that out the more I use it.

Conclusion:
3.8/5. As much as I want Waifu to be deserving of the number 4 (as of writing) spot that it is because of all its amazing qualities, It is by far the most inconsistent sleeve I have ever used, so I can't rate it that highly in good faith. But I can't declare that it's overrated and rate it low as a result, because when it hits...man does it hit unlike anything else. Regardless, the Violet Myers release craze was some of the best hype Fleshlight has ever generated, and this sleeve delivered on it. If you're looking for a truly one of a kind experience, this is it.

Score 3.79 Overall Satisfaction 3.8
2
Intensity 2.4
Stimulation 2
Penetration 3
Tightness 2.8
Suction Effect 1
Realism -
Variation 1.2
Smoothness 2.4
Orgasm Rating 3.8
Noise 4
Lube Use 3.8
Cleanup 4
Dry Time -

Eden Review

November 27th, 2022 (Eden Texture)

For some context, I'm just over 6" and just under regular girth. As an indication of preference, I'm not the biggest fan of overly tight sleeves because it's more difficult for me to discern the textures, even feel them for that matter. I prefer vaginal to anal sleeves, and usually use a sleeve at least a few times before reviewing. Drying time and realism are negligible ratings to me, since the Fleshlight dryer finishes every sleeve in an hour, and no Fleshlight that I've ever used feels similar to sex.

I bought Eden during the holiday sale a few years ago because I'm a fan of Janice Griffith and her unique look. At the time, everything ebout Eden was just as unique as she is in the porn world - it was the first tan sleeve, and has an interesting pattern of small bumps and square nubs, so I was sold. After using it a number of times though, I can't help but feel dissappointed with the result. To me, the sleeve is mild at best.

The first of Eden's chambers is a series of small circular protrustions grouped tightly together. Unfortunately, I thought i would be able to feel them more on an individual basis, but it ended up feeling like a couple of ridges - essentially a lesser version of Lvl Up. The next chamber is my personal favorite, which is a series of block like protrrusions, which on their own are pretty nice, but as part of Eden as a whole, they aren't distinct enough. They blend in with the first chamber, and aren't enhanced enough by the lotus entry and beyond, which to me are essentially textureless, and provide minimum stimulation. Essentially, the second chamber gets lost in everything else, which is Eden's unfortunate, defining quality. The later chambers aren't really worth writing home about either, since they're all flat and don't really help. I'm not sure if I don't enjoy the lotus texture that much, or if its sensation gets lost amongst everything else, but either way I didn't really click with it.

One of Eden's better qualities though is the smoothness of orgasm with the sleeve. It's very easy for me to keep using the sleeve while orgasm since the texture is mild, though not once have I been interested in the sleeve enough for multiple orgasms in it. Still, if you're someone who is especially sensitive to stimulation, then maybe this sleeve is for you, though I would check out Cream first.

Finally, the sleeve is easy to clean. I normally don't put much stock into these aspects of sleeves because the Fleshlight Air is a game changer of convenience, but I did own this sleeve before purchasing it, and it dried incredibly fast. If discretion is an important aspect for you, then this sleeve should be considered.

Conclusion:
2.5/5. Sadly, despite my excitement for the sleeve, Eden is a texture that let me down. Users looking for a milder sleeve that's easy to care for with a smooth climax, or are drawn in by its tan silicone color could check it out. But overall, now that a number of other, better looking tan textures have been released since Eden, I would recommend checking those out first.

Score 2.77 Overall Satisfaction 2.8
Intensity 3.8
Stimulation 4
Penetration 4
Tightness 4.2
Suction Effect 4.4
Realism -
Variation 3
Smoothness 3.2
Orgasm Rating 4.1
Noise 2
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 3.8
Dry Time -

Tasty Review

November 25th, 2022 (Tasty Texture)

For some context, I'm just over 6" and just under regular girth. As an indication of preference, I'm not the biggest fan of overly tight sleeves because it's more difficult for me to discern the textures, even feel them for that matter. I prefer vaginal to anal sleeves, and usually use a sleeve at least a few times before reviewing. Drying time and realism are negligible ratings to me, since the Fleshlight dryer finishes every sleeve in an hour, and no Fleshlight that I've ever used feels similar to sex.

I picked up Tasty because I wanted a tighter Fleshlight at the time. Unknown to me then, tightness isn't generally my favorite quality of a sleeve, but exceptions can be made. Tasty is one of those exceptions. While there no section of the sleeve that's noticeably tighter than the rest, in the same way of a sleeve like Beyond, but rather the entire sleeve is smaller in width. As a result, it squeezes around you much more, and creates great suction and decent penetration, despite the size of the lips (which could also be a big plus for some, I normally don''t pay much attention to the entries).

In all honesty, Tasty to me is a one chamber sleeve, where much of the enjoyment and stimulation originate from the section of angled nubs from the 1" to 4" mark. That isn't a bad thing! In fact, the length of the chamber is more than long enough to envelop a nice length of shaft, and early enough in the sleeve to control what exact place you want it to stimulate. The tightness of the sleeve doesn't negate the feeling of the nubs either, even with the endcap tightened. For me specifically, the bumps do a fantastic job in stimulating the bottom of my member.

The other sections of the sleeve are fine. The first chamber goes about an inch in and feels like a lesser version of Beyond's third chamber, while the section after the nubs past the 4" mark dont really do all that much for me, though the little pinch around 5" creates a decent vorrtex effect.

One thing to note about Tasty is that this is the loudest sleeve I own by far. Noise is a weird metric to rate a Fleshlight by because while some users can't afford to make it due to pprivacy reasons, I believe that it adds to the eroticism of using Tasty if your own context doesn't need to be considered. Along with the suction, the noise of this sleeve with the endcap screwed on even a bit emulates the squelching of a very happy pussy, thus easily leading me to a quick orgasm if not careful enough.

And as for the orgasm of this sleeve, I'd say it's perfect. It's just below the intensity of needing to stop due to the sensation being too much, probably because the nubs are doing most of the work. Therefore, I can keep using the sleeve while climaxing, or even have multiple orgasms with it.

Conclusion:
4.1/5. Tasty is a tight sleeve whose texture is much more intense than it initially looks. While it is more or less carried by the stimulation of the second chamber, that chamber does an incredible job at doing so. For those looking for a loud, tight emulation of a petite blonde like Elsa Jean should look no further than this.

Score 3.72 Overall Satisfaction 4.1
Intensity 4.2
Stimulation 4.2
Penetration 4
Tightness 4.2
Suction Effect 3.8
Realism -
Variation 4.2
Smoothness 2.8
Orgasm Rating 4.8
Noise 2.8
Lube Use 2.2
Cleanup 2.8
Dry Time 2.1

Lvl Up Review

November 24th, 2022 (Lvl Up Texture)

For some context, I'm just over 6" and just under regular girth. As an indication of preference, I'm not the biggest fan of overly tight sleeves because it's more difficult for me to discern the textures, even feel them for that matter. I prefer vaginal to anal sleeves, and usually use a sleeve at least a few times before reviewing. Drying time and realism are negligible ratings to me, since the Fleshlight dryer finishes every sleeve in an hour, and no Fleshlight that I've ever used feels similar to sex.

I bought Lvl Up because of the unique first chamber and the fact that it was Mia Malkova, obviously. How could I say no. Ever since buying it shortly after its release, the sleeve has remained in my rotation, and I don't see that changing anytime soon.

The first chamber of Lvl Up is what's described as a sort of winding tentacle formation. While it does have a wavy shape and little sucker like rings evenly distributed throughout, I wouldn't say the sensation is "tentacle-like" despite what the description of the sleeve says, but rather "sandpaper-like." I know that sounds like a bad thing lol, but I mean it in the best possible way, in that it's the exact opposite of smooth. Instead of larger circular nubs/tunnels that create suction, Lvl Up's first chamber consists of a ton of tiny nubs that unite to create its own sensation when being penetrated in unison. The simultaneous rubbing of the nubs along with the irregular shape makes it feel almost coarse when using, and that creates a lot of stimulation, almost too much to deal with despite how the pictures look. Past the first chamber are larger, smoother nubs that grip my head nicely and provide a nice degree of suction, but not too overt and similar to the little rings of the first chamber.

I've seen criticism of this sleeve, saying that it's overrated and not nearly as intense as the broader community makes it seem, but I honestly think it's a good barometer for sensitivity. If you're particularly sensitive, enough so to feel the little nubs of the first chamber, then Lvl Up will absolutely take you for a ride. Otherwise, maybe it won't provide the obvious spark.

Lastly, the orgasm that this sleeve gives me is the most intense in my collection. A vast majority of the time, I have to stop stroking with it because it's too much. So if that's something you're looking for, then Lvl Up is the sleeve for you.

One other factor of note. Normally, I wouldn't rate the drying time since I own the Fleshlight dryer, but I did own this sleeve before the purchase and it took foreeeeeeeeeeeeeever to dry. When I had no choice but to air dry it (and shake out excess water), Lvl Up literally took days for me to be comfortable enough to seal it up. So I know it isn't the biggest factor in people's decisions, but make sure that you're okay with either creating an alternate drying method, or being willing to leave it out for extended periods of time.

Conclusion:
4.2/5. An incredible first chamber really defines Lvl Up, as well as its intensity. While it can be a little too tight for me at times, and demands a lot of lube, this sleeve is an incredible one that creates earth-shattering orgasms with a unique stimulation that still hasn't been replicated yet.

Score 3.56 Overall Satisfaction 4.2
Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 3.75
Penetration 4
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 3
Realism -
Variation 3
Smoothness 4.2
Orgasm Rating 4.1
Noise 4.4
Lube Use 4
Cleanup -
Dry Time 3.6

Candy Review

November 22nd, 2022 (Candy Texture)

For some context, I'm just over 6" and just under regular girth. As an indication of preference, I'm not the biggest fan of overly tight sleeves because it's more difficult for me to discern the textures, even feel them for that matter. I prefer vaginal to anal sleeves, and usually use a sleeve at least a few times before reviewing. Drying time and realism are negligible ratings to me, since the Fleshlight dryer finishes every sleeve in an hour, and no Fleshlight that I've ever used feels similar to sex.

I picked up Candy because Ella Hughes was a favorite of mine for a bit, and she had just come off a string of great videos in 2018. Candy is definitely a sleeve whose construction fits the theme of the playful redhead.

One of Candy's both defining and stranger aspects (I would consider it strange in a good way), as well as one that's unique is the instantaneous transition between smooth and spiny. The first two chambers couldn't be more different from each other. The first chamber is home to a pair of larger bumps that immediately become apparent when moving through them; it almost feels as if the chamber is wiggling. While the sensation isn't overtly stimulating, is does a great job of lightly squeezing you in preparation for the next texture.

Tantilizing is a good way to describe the stimulation that the sleeve offers, as the description brings up - specifically the second chamber. I wouldn't describe the triangular spikes in Candy's second chamber in the same way as I would the spikes in Utopia, where they aggressively angle forward and make it difficult to not climax, but rather more of a spiney feeling that brushes yet pokes. It's a sleeve where the first chamber helps to elevate the sensation of the second; while the first lightly grips you and keeps you at attention, the second chamber teases you nicely and helps to enable edging or longer sessions.

The only downside I have is that Candy only really has one mode, which is slow. I personally don't mind that one bit, but there might be others who enjoy more intense, shorter sessions, who wouldn't be satisfied. Tightening the suction cap negates its feeling, and using the sleeve at faster paces makes that sequence of textures that I previously lauded actually feel bizarre, and not exactly in a pleasurable way. For those reasons, I only really use it at a slower pace.

This leads to the climax quality of the sleeve, which when I had first bought Candy, was much differen't than my others. While climaxing in my other sleeves at the time was body shaking experience, Candy's is much more "delightful." I can easily continue to use it while and after climax, which isn't a quality that takes away from the sleeve. It's smooth, and sometimes that's exactly what you want.

Conclusion:
4/5. While is may not be an essential sleeve to everyone, Candy offers a unique sequence of textures that effortlessly blends the line between smooth and spikey. It will likely be buried in time as more intricate textures arise, but shouldn't be overlooked if you want to spend longer sessions with a sleeve.

Score 3.71 Overall Satisfaction 4
Intensity 3.3
Stimulation 4.3
Penetration 3
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 3
Realism -
Variation 3.65
Smoothness 4.5
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 4.3
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 3.5
Dry Time -

Fit Review

November 19th, 2022 (Fit Texture)

For some context, I'm just over 6" and just under regular girth. As an indication of preference, I'm not the biggest fan of overly tight sleeves because it's more difficult for me to discern the textures, even feel them for that matter. I prefer vaginal to anal sleeves, and usually use a sleeve at least a few times before reviewing. Drying time and realism are negligible ratings to me, since the Fleshlight dryer finishes every sleeve in an hour, and no Fleshlight that I've ever used feels similar to sex.

This sleeve was my very first! Bought it back in 2018 along with MVP, which I ended up getting rid of. It's not uncommon for the first sleeve you buy to be completely phased out due to its age (unless you start collecting now), but in the six years I've had this sleeve, it hasn't completely lost its way out of the rotation, though it does move closer and closer.

The best part about Fit, and a huge plus for those that may not be well endowed is that easily the best chamber of the sleeve is in the beginning. So not only do you not need to worry about length restrictions, but you could also stimulate different areas consciously. The first chamber is a vortex like string of nubs that gives a continual massage feeling, followed by a series of spaced out, individual bumps that tickle or lightly squeeze. It isn't too tight of a sleeve, but isn't a dude either despite being on the looser side.

The roll that Fit fits is definitely an edger for me, and I really only use it for long sessions, whenever I do use it. That's because the texture itself isn't super overwhelming or stimulating from the get-go, but with time that all changes. Fit is definitely a builder. While in the beginning, it may not be the most engaging, the longer the session, the more the sensation of the first canal and poking of the latter ones begin to creep up on you. If you're not careful, you can deifnitely blow earlier than intended.

Fit's climax is a good one, there aren't any suprised in the chambers so it's also easy to clean, and the first texture crreates some nice suction as well with the cap on.

Conclusion:
3.5/5. Fit was a fortunate start to my collection, and a sleeve that still pokes its head into the rotation every once in awhile to satisfaction. Is it as good as its current rank on the forum implies (16 at the time of writing)? Probably not, but it is an effective sleeve for those who enjoy longer, slower sessions.

Score 3.67 Overall Satisfaction 3.5
Intensity 4
Stimulation 4.5
Penetration 3.5
Tightness 3.5
Suction Effect 3
Realism -
Variation 3
Smoothness 3
Orgasm Rating 4.5
Noise 4
Lube Use 4.1
Cleanup 5
Dry Time -

Utopia Review

November 18th, 2022 (Utopia Texture)

For some context, I'm just over 6" and just under regular girth. As an indication of preference, I'm not the biggest fan of overly tight sleeves because it's more difficult for me to discern the textures, even feel them for that matter. I prefer vaginal to anal sleeves, and usually use a sleeve at least a few times before reviewing. Finally, drying time and realism are negligible ratings to me, since the Fleshlight dryer finishes every sleeve in an hour, and no Fleshlight that I've ever used feels similar to sex.

Utopia is my second favorite sleeve, right behind Beyond. Whereas Beyond is smoother and more versatile, Utopia is a rougher counterpart. There are a number of spiny tendrils throughout the sleeve that create a bumpy experience when moving in and out, which is inherently more aggressive to me. The entire experience is heightened by the larger, slightly inward-facing spikes about three inches in. You can feel the subtle sharpness on your shaft; it almost feels as if you're entering a second orafice, or a sharper ring that grips slightly tighter than the rest. If I'm not careful, that ring can easily make me climax or can ramp up the intensity to the point where edging becomes impossible. It's one of those sleeves where (partially because of the simple design) you know exactly what section you're moving past at any given time. That distinctness, along with the "soft-sharpness" to it (oxymoron, I know), is what establishes Utopia as a rotation staple in the world of more complex textures six years after its release. For those who like suction though, my only minor drawback to the sleeve is that tightening the cap negates a lot of that bumpy feeling which makes Utopia so great, so I never use the cap for this one.

And as far as the climax is concerned, that spininess makes it hard to stay lucid in those few seconds lol. But for whoever this is relevant to, Utopia is easily my favorite sleeve for post-orgasm stroking or consecutive orgasms.

Another great quality of Utopia is the ease in which it can be cleaned and dried. Normally, I can't speak to the drying time of most sleeves since I picked up the dryer, but I had Utopia for a time before I bought the dryer. Even when placed in a room temperrature space and exposed to the air, Utopia dries much faster than any of the other sleeves I own. There also aren't any crevices to pay specific attention to when cleaning, and it doesn't require a lot of lube to be effective. For that reason, it could be appealing to first time buyers who are put off by the Fleshlight care process. Very low maintenence.

Conclusion:
4.7/5. Utopia is one of my all time favorites, a perfect first sleeve, and a sleeve for those that value stimulation and intensity without any sort of overt tightness. It's low maintenence, high intensity, and still a unique experience to me after years and more intricate Fleshlights later

Score 3.90 Overall Satisfaction 4.7
2
Intensity 4.1
Stimulation 5
Penetration 4.5
Tightness 3.55
Suction Effect 3.9
Realism -
Variation 3.5
Smoothness 4.1
Orgasm Rating 5
Noise 4.7
Lube Use 3.95
Cleanup -
Dry Time 3.6

Beyond Review

November 17th, 2022 (Beyond Texture)

Considering i've been a part of this forum for about two years now, I think I'm overrdue for a review.

For some context, I'm just over 6" and just under regular girth (don't have one of those measurers so I don't know exactly), and have used this sleeve over 20 times at least. When I started counting on this website, I hit the 20s, and I'm sure I've forgotten to add once or twice.

I'm not the biggest fan of overly tight sleeves because it's more difficult for me to discern the textures, even feel them for that matter. This factor alone is what makes Beyond such a standout to me. It's funny because better versions of every individual quality of Beyond could be found in other sleeves. Elsewhere, theres more intense and varied stimulation, more suction, crazier entryways, and harder orgasms, but this is one of those examples where the whole is much, much greater than the sum of its parts.

The entry way is my favorite out of all the sleeves I own; the clitoral hood is enormous and the lips wrap around the opening in a small, and very enticing way. When you look down on yourself when using the sleeve, you can see how easily they stretch to accomodate you (this is coming from someone who isn't girthy, btw). Normally, I don't even note the entryways in sleeves, but this one had to be pointed out due to the interent eroticism in its shape.

As far as the internal experience itself, sensational. Where the heatmap seems to focus on the narrower, bumpy canal 2" in, I've noticed that it's more of a compliment and it's the middle of the sleeve that gets me the most because of its flexibility. If I slow down and let each of the ridges around the 3" to 5" section grip, I'll discover suction and can edge; if I go all in, they become intense and could make me cum in a few minutes. And it's all so easily identifiable. I know I'm playing with semantics, but "jack of all trades" doesn't really seem like an appropriate way to describe Beyond even though it meets the deifnition, as I've said earlier. The term implies "master of none," which is far from true in this sleeve's case. To me, it can be incredible at everything and anything depending on the rapidity in which you approach it, or how you utilize the cap.

And finally, the orgasm is mindblowing. If I keep using it while climaxing, my legs will shake.

Conclusion:
In short, Beyond is my favorite sleeve in my somewhat small collection (it least incomparison to people here), and Utopia is really the only one that's somewhat in the same stratosphere; it just clicks with me in every way. It's one of those textures where the stimulation is varied to the point that you can easily figure out which sections you're passing through. That plus enough suction, tightness, and variation keeps things in balance creates a whole that far exceeds the sum of its parts.

5/5. I would definitely recommend this sleeve for first time buyers and collectors alike. It's one of those that would make you realize that you've been missing out.

Score 4.24 Overall Satisfaction 5
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