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About Me

I would say that at this point in time, my top five sleeves are:

1. Beyond
2. Lvl Up
3. Regal
4. Cream
5. Dreams Come Tru

Reviews Introduction

For some context, I'm just over 6" and just under regular girth. As an indication of preference, I'm not the biggest fan of overly tight sleeves because it's more difficult for me to discern the textures, even feel them for that matter. I prefer vaginal to anal sleeves, and usually use a sleeve at least a few times before reviewing. Drying time and realism are negligible ratings to me, since the Fleshlight dryer finishes every sleeve in an hour, and no Fleshlight that I've ever used feels similar to sex.

Found 32 reviews in total

Intensity 4.5
Stimulation 4.1
Penetration 4.15
Tightness 4.5
Suction Effect 4
Realism 4.1
Variation 3.5
Smoothness 3.3
Orgasm Rating 4.6
Noise 4.7
Lube Use 2.75
Cleanup 4.5
Dry Time 3

Dopamine Review

December 30th, 2024 (Dopamine Texture)

I purchase dopamine every time I buy a new Fleslight - jk - I bought Dopamine in my most recent order along with Syrup because I was intrigued in the real-ish, onahole-ish direction that Fleshlight has been going in recently. While Syrup has been a bit finnicky, but ultimately a pretty great experience, you can immediately tell that Dopamine will be a classic addition to the catalogue due to the tight line it walks between realism and intensity, though it does have some eccentricities of its own.

The orifice of Dopamine, while isn't really unique, is definitely interesting. I don't know and haven't really watched all that much of Vanna to know if it's true to the real thing or not, but it's very angled, and has a unique shape to it. It hugs my shaft when using it which is pretty hot, but the negative to that is that it closes, which I'll get into more later because it impacts drying.

As far as the texture itself goes, I can finally say after all of these years that Fleshlight has finally created a reslistic feeling sleeve. I haven't heated it or any of that stuff, and don't really plan on doing so, but I can imagine with some fine tuning or lube and temperature, this one can get pretty close. What's unique and interesting about the canal of Dopamine is that while it does have sections to it, part of the realism of it comes from the fact that it feels unified and fold-like. Almost all of the stimulation from this sleeve comes from the three rings in the first chamber, lined with circular bumps with a lotus node right in the middle. The bumps and the perferations in between them are why it feels so realistic yet retains a sense of intensity; the chamber of the sleeve is tight, but the bumps make it feel like a sort of controlled natural-ness. The same can be said about the suction. Since there's space in between the bumps along the rings, the sleeve becomes less suctiony as a result of trapped air, and more grippy, which makes the sleeve feel like its responding to you.

The second chamber is a series of three regular rings, narrow but dulled to the extent that they aren't sharp. If they were sharper, then I feel like it would contradict the texture that Dopamine was going for, but as they are, they contribute nicely to the naturalism of it. With the popping of the SECOND lotus node in the third chamber on my head as well as the one in the first chamber combined with the way it grips, Dopamine is the first Fleshlight where I feel as it isn't a "sleeve," but rather the replica of a vagina. Is it the most intense? No, but up there. Is it the most stimulating? No. Is it the tightest? To me, almost, but to others here, deifnitely not. But where Dopamine shines is its balance and the uniqueness of its experience. Oh, and the orgasm is leg shaking, naturally.

That being said, this sleeve isn't perfect. Here are it's issues:

First off, it is an absolute lube hog - easily the worst of my collection. Not so much in the sense that you need the perfect amount for it to get the sensation right, but rather you need A LOT for it to get going. With all of the bumps, textures, and little grooves and canals, it dries out faster than any other sleeve I own. Thick lubes just stink in general to me, and my thin lubes dry out almost immediately. I bought the Onatsuyu onahole lube, known as the longest lasting, slickest lube for toys, for the sole purpose of seeing if it will help temper this sleeve lest it drain my entire stock of lube.

Another other issue relates to the first where, if its even a little too dry, the grip gets to the point where I can barely even stroke with it. I threw away Gina Valentina's Stellar for that exact reason, so have to take away some points for that. It's also a little stiff overall. I've been told by some on Reddit that it took them a long time for their Dopamines to break in in comparison to other sleeves, so I'm hoping that seven uses wasn't enough, and there's still more loosening to be done, because this could skyrocket into my top five if so.

Lastly, this sleeve simply doesn't dry. Between the intricacy of the texture, and the fact that the lips of the orifice close when not used, even my Fleshlight Air set to an hour doesn't dry Dopamine to the point that I'm comfortable with closing the caps. I dry it twice, and then leave it out because it's STILL at that pre-completely dry dampness. Very inconvenient.

Conclusion:
4.35/5. Despite being an absolute lube hog with tediousness attached, it's absolutely worth it. Dopamine is an incredibly stimulating, incredibly intense sleeve that somehow retains its realism. While I don't think I'd recommend it as a first sleeve due to its maintenance and how absolutely unique it is amongst Fleshlight's catalogue, it's a must buy among anyone already familiar with the brand.

Score 4.00 Overall Satisfaction 4.35
Intensity 4.1
Stimulation 4.1
Penetration 4.3
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 4.3
Realism -
Variation 3.3
Smoothness 4.6
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 4.3
Lube Use 2.1
Cleanup 4.1
Dry Time -

Syrup Review

December 11th, 2024 (Syrup Texture)

I bought Syrup as soon as it came out on Black Friday along with Vanna Bardot's Dopamine sleeve. I was interested in the ona-hole style, semi realistic types of sleeves that Fleshlight was going for with these two. While I haven't used Vanna's sleeve enough to review just yet, I went a little hard with Syrup (mostly because of the vanity of wanting to have the first review for a sleeve lol). But as continued to use it, I realized how odd this one was, and how many almost contradictions exist within it.

The orifice/lips on Syrup are really nice. Not only are they nice and snug, which provides a nice little grip at the base of the shaft during use, but the mold itself looks exactly like Emma Hix's vag for those who put emphasis on that sort of thing. I'm a big fan of symmetrical orafices, regardless of who they belong to, since it usually makes it easier for the Air to dry, so I was very pleased with this.

As far as the texture itself goes, Syrup is an odd one. Based on the pictures, I was led to believe that it would be a cross between a more mild version of Emma Magnolia's Regal and a continuation of the ona-hole style that Vanna Bardot's Dopamine introduced. In short, what I ended up experiencing was more along the lines if an intenser version of Savannah Bond's From Australia With Love. The first chamber (and essentially the entire sleeve) consists of two sections fo symmetrical nubs, divided in the middle by what I can only describe as a chokepoint ring of longer, inwardly curved lines with a lotus node section in the middle. The lotus node is tried and true, and will never die, but this part of the canal is where a lot of Syrup's weirdness comes in. The length of the chokepoint stops it from feeling truly smooth, the smoothness of it stops it from feeling truly intense and instead is almost suction-like. I still can't figure out if this sleeve is intense or not because in a word, it's "intense-smoothness"

The rest of the sleeve that I can access is a chamber of slightly longer nubs that are also dispersed evenly throughout. And much like with Regal, I believed that in order to truly feel the stimulation of the insane amount of nubs that Syrup has, I would only need a little bit of lube. That would be incorrect, and Syrup is perhaps one of the most lube fickle sleeves I own so far. If I don't put on enough lube, that choke point in the middle of the first chamber creates this sort of suction as a result of how it tries to grab onto my dick that I find unpleasant and makes it harder to stroke with. If I put on enough lube to feel the sensation of the choke point and more easily glide past it, it renders the other nubs in the sleeves down to just a tickle and waters down a lot of the stimulation. It's strange; the sleeve works against itself in that respect. The best I've gotten out of it was with thin lube, but I had to reapply a lot, as it would dry out quickly. It seems like longer sessions bring out the best in it, as there's enough lube by that point where it sort of doesn't matter.

I can't really say that Syrup is tight, as much as it is a medium/regular sleeve that likes to grip. Maybe it needs to be broken in even more than I thought (at this point I've used it 6 times) in order for the middle part of the first chamber to feel more agreeable. That being said, my complications with it don't detract from the fact that it feels pretty damn good when it gets going - it just takes a bit to get to the happy medium.

The orgasm with Syrup is the best that you can get while still stroking with it, which is nice. An hour with the Fleshlight Air cleans it up quite nicely, and cleaning, as with all nub-populated sleeves, should be done a little more carefully.

Conclusion:
4.15/5: Overall, I'd say that Syrup is a quality sleeve. But it's also an interesting sleeve, if not an odd one. It ultimately feels pretty great, but is pretty finnicky for the stimulation it applies. Maybe once I figure out the lube usage, it'll be better, but for now it will probably be outside the main rotation. I would give this sleeve a go if your someone who wants a little bit of everything at once.

Score 3.95 Overall Satisfaction 4.15
2
Intensity 4
Stimulation 4.1
Penetration 3.9
Tightness 3.7
Suction Effect 3.7
Realism -
Variation 4
Smoothness 4.1
Orgasm Rating 4.1
Noise 3.6
Lube Use 4.6
Cleanup 4.1
Dry Time -

Insatiable Review

December 10th, 2024 (Insatiable Texture)

I bought insatiable for what I believe was the June birthday sale at the time along with Megan Rain's Thunder, and while Thunder was an absolutely insane sleeve, Insatiable ended up being pretty great. While that doesn't sound like a bad verdict, the issue had more to do with my growing collection rather than Insatiable itself. I have so many amazing, near perfect feeling sleeves of so many varieties that a sleeve that is merely "great" might not be enough anymore. It's unfortunate that I'm judging a sleeve that has nothing to do with the others in such a way, but for the rest of this review, I'll rate Insatiable in a vacuum.

Insatiable came out at the tail end of that classic Fleshlight "era," for lack of a better word. The sleeve is more spaced out in general, the chambers are more distinct, and the orifice is generally more open. One thing I noticed with the appearance of the sleeve itself is that compared to most other Fleshlights, the material is glossier. While at first, that didn't really mean much to me, I realized eventually that it was to Insatiable's detriment, as the sleeve gets much stickier after use than most of my others. It gets to the point where I would have to use the powder after every single use, which is mildly inconvenient if I'm being honest. I'm not sure if other owners of this sleeve could attest to this, but it's certainly the case with mine.

Insatiable itself is divided into three distinct chambers. The first is a waffle cone that gets progressively more narrow. My first experience with the waffle texture is with Kumzumi, and unfortunately that sleeve spoiled me. Insatiable's utilization of it, while not intense, creates a sort of spiral sensation almost, as if the canal of the sleeve wasn't straight due to the little suction bubbles of the waffle. The second chamber consists of a sphere lined with little dots. In my experience with Insatiable, once applying lube I don't really feel those little dots, but the outline of the sphere, as accurately flagged in the heatmap, becomes the most stimulating part of the sleeve. The ridges create a feeling of sharpness that stimulates the middle of my shaft. The third chamber is a series of large ridges that add on to the stimulation, specifically around the top half of my penis. Insatiable is the only sleeve I own where I wish that I was either an inch longer, or Fleshlights themselves began immediately upon entry and not after the phantom inch or so that is never mentioned. Because maybe then, with the full benefit of the third chamber stimulating my shaft and not head, it would bring the sleeve over the top.

The orgasm of Insatiable is the most I can tolerate while still moving, which can be a good thing. Sometimes I don't need my soul extracted at the end. And aside from the issue I mentioned in the beginning with its glossy appearance, cleaning is fine, and drying is super fast due to the very traditional canal and open orifice. I low key miss the traditional structure for this reason alone. This sleeve and my Beyond and Utopia sleeves take like 30 minutes max to dry completely with the air.

Conclusion:
4/5: Insatiable, while a good sleeve in its own right, has seemed to have been aged out by more intense/stimulating sleeves that Fleshlight has to offer. While that isn't an indictment against it, it makes it harder to justify its purchase, even though it feels pretty great. In these growing collections for some people - especially those here - great might not be enough anymore.

Score 3.99 Overall Satisfaction 4
Intensity 4.7
Stimulation 4.7
Penetration 3.6
Tightness 4.1
Suction Effect 4.1
Realism -
Variation 3.6
Smoothness 3.6
Orgasm Rating 4.9
Noise -
Lube Use 4.3
Cleanup 3.9
Dry Time 3.9

Thunder Review

December 5th, 2024 (Thunder Texture)

This review's going to be a rare quick read from me, as there's only so much that can be said about Thunder. I bought she sleeve back in June I want to say, along with Kissa Sins' Insatiable sleeve for the birthday deals. While Kissa's sleeve has more or less been aged out, Thunder was probably the biggest surprise ever, and is easily a contender for the most intense sleeve that Fleshlight has ever put out.

I'll start this review by saying that I don't like anal sleeves usually. Closest I ever got to liking one until Thunder came along was Peaches. I tend to prefer looser, more stimulating sleeves that have larger entryways, and the lady sleeves are always much better at providing that. Anal sleeves are usually way too tight, to the point where I can't enjoy the sleeve itself without feeling like my dick is being choked. With that said, Thunder solves almost all of those usual hangups. Shockingly, it isn't tight to an extreme degree, if at all, and there's a TON of stimulation. The only unfortunate thing about Thunder is the entryway, which is very snug at my base and can sometimes be tough to ignore when using. But characteristically, it's so similar to a lady sleeve that I almost consider it one when considering which to use.

There's only really one chamber in Thunder and I'd be lying if I said I know how to describe it, despite using it many, many times at this point. The bottom half is a chaotic and uneven collection of different sized nubs that extends six inches in. The top half are outward facing spikes, but also nubs at the same time? The canal itself has grooves spaces throughout. But the thing about Thunder is that with the exception of the nubs maybe, no one is going to be feeling any of these things in isolation. All of these textures hit you at once when you use it, creating an insane combo of stimulation an intensity. It is a VERY bumpy ride, and one that is VERY hard not to cum almost immediately. While going at a consistent speed and not slowing down to edge or anything like that, the most I've lasted in this sleeve was seven minutes. The least I lasted was one...lol. Thunder is essential for those who love intensity.

The only downside, aside from the entryway (for me) is the same as Bombshell's downside. I'm not trying to get my soul extracted every time I decide to use a Fleshlight (that should tell you how intense the orgasm is). Sometimes, the most intense sleeve isn't the one you want all the time, though Thunder might be the first place I look when I do want it. Other than that, lube use is surprisingly good for me considering the insane amount of bumps, cleanup requires some extra care, and I always leave it an hour to dry on the Air with no issues.

Conclusion:
4.6/5. Thunder is easily one of Fleshlight's most intense offerings, and the only reason why it's not a closer to a 5 for me is because it's an anal sleeve and I'm generally not a fan of those entryways. So if you're someone who's indifferent, or enjoys the feeling of anal sleeves - or anyone for that matter - this sleeve is an amazing must buy.

Score 4.17 Overall Satisfaction 4.6
Intensity 4.5
Stimulation 4.35
Penetration 4.3
Tightness 4.3
Suction Effect 4
Realism 3
Variation 4.35
Smoothness 3
Orgasm Rating 4.75
Noise 5
Lube Use 4.5
Cleanup 4.6
Dry Time -

Regal Review

November 28th, 2024 (Regal Texture)

I bought Regal along with a number of other newer sleeves at the time, from Amante to Regal. Now that I've used them all significantly, I would say that the overall experience has been incredible. Fleshlight has really stepped up their game with Fleshlight Girl models. While Amante and Celestial were okay, sleeves like Dreams Come True, Bombshell, and Regal have been nothing short of incredible, immediate classics. Before going into the review, I just wanted to mention how much of a heater Fleshlight is on right now. Weird fantasy sleeves aside, the Fleshlight Girls line has never been stronger. First, it was the insanely unique and intense designs from Amante to Regal, and now they're killing it with the more real-ish, ona-hole styles like Dopamine (and the recently announced Syrup looks like it's continuing that direction). The quality has been getting to the point where, as someone who tries to keep a not insanely large collection (10 to 12), I've been having to drop sleeves that I've rated 4.2/5! As hard as the decisions have been, hats off to Fleshlight for making it as such.

Anyway, Emma Magnolia was not a name I expected at all to be a Fleshlight recipient. Don't get me wrong, she's absolutely stunning, but I didn't think she had the pull to be considered as of release. Regardless, as soon as I saw the texture preview, I knew it was going to immediately launch into the top five on this website, as I had never seen anything like it before. Though it took awhile, it's nice to see Regal getting the recognition it deserves, because it absolutely deserves it. This sleeve is amazing.

Though it sounds pretty dumb to say, I'm actually glad that the orifice looks a little different (more squared) on Regal than it does on the other sleeves of my collection, because it makes the sleeve that much more unique and tempts me to use it more often. Utility-wise, the fact that the lips become less prominent and nearly disappear on the way down lessens the grip on my shaft, which in Regal's case is good, considering the texture that comes next.

The first chamber of the sleeve is incredible, and is a few inches composed primary of extremely protruding spikes spaced evenly throughout. I mentioned this in my Bombshell review, but what makes Regal such a good sleeve is that it's tight, but not in a small canal kind of way. Personally, I'm not a fan of overly tight sleeves, but what Regal does is instead of constricting the canal and reducing the stimulation I feel, the canal is normal size, but the texture within it protrudes outwards much farther than normal to create the illusion of tightness. This phenomenon is perfect for me, as it creates the feeling of snugness that a tight sleeve would have without detracting from the stimulation (in fact Regal doubles down on it) and allowing me to still move around within the chamber without having to lube it the fuck up. As far as the feeling of the texture itself, it's exactly how it looks - an absolute buzzsaw of pointed stimulation.

The second chamber is the same sort of faux-tightness, but with nubs similar to that short second section in Emily Willis' Squirt, except once again elongated to the benefit of additional stimulation. While difficult to decipher on its own due to how short it is, it presents a sense of variety to compliment the first chamber and contributes to the absolute onslaught that Regal throws at you. And while I'm personally not long enough to enjoy the full benefit of the third chamber, the chamber of "spiraling knobs," as it's described does a fantastic job of pulling on the bottom of my head during the outstroke with a series of bump like sensations.

All in all Regal is an incredibly intense sleeve. While not in the same way as something like Bombshell (though Regal's first sleeve is an absolute buzzsaw in its first section), it's more of an unrelenting assault of spikes and bumps that create an insane amount of stimulation. If I stroke from the base, it becomes near unbearable to endure at times. The orgasm is earth shattering, to the point where I have to keep the sleeve still while orgasming, unless I want to moan even louder lol.

Cleaning isn't difficult, but since Regal is composed mostly of spike-like appendages, make sure that you clean the grooves between them. Drying is shockingly quick on it, which is a huge plus. With my Air, I don't even have to keep it on for a full hour, despite the complexity of the sleeve; 45 minutes does just fine. And I haven't had a problem with the lube usage yet.

Conclusion:
4.7/5. Regal is an S-Tier, go to staple of my collection, and would absolutely consider it in my top five. It has such a good balance of intensity and stimulation that it immediately invalidated about three of my other sleeves. A must have for anyone.

Score 4.26 Overall Satisfaction 4.7
Intensity 3.8
Stimulation 4.2
Penetration 4.2
Tightness 3.8
Suction Effect -
Realism 3.6
Variation 4
Smoothness 3.8
Orgasm Rating 4.1
Noise 3.2
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 4.3
Dry Time -

Celestial Review

June 6th, 2024 (Celestial Texture)

I bought Celestial along with all of the new and popular sleeves up to Emma Magnolia's Regal. Now that I've used the six that I bought enough to have a distinct opinion on each of them, I can say that the overall experience was the enjoyable one. There were some sleeves that didn't quite live up to the hype depicted on this forum, while there were others that blew past it and then some. I would say that Celestial is definitely more in line with the latter category.

I was a little hesistant to use it since I was dissappointed with Ethereal as a sleeve, and Celestial seemed to have the same sort of feel to it. I've always wanted a smoother sleeve for some variaty in the collection, but sleeves like Eliza's and Savannah Bond's From Australia with Love didn't really do it for me. While I'm only somewhat familiar with Sky Bri, I can happily declare that her sleeve is exactly what I wished for, and a perfect roundout to the variety of my collection. It's smoothness doesn't detract from the stimulation of it one bit.

While I understand that this website considers Celestial to have a lack of variation due to the texture of the sleeve itself repeating throughout the whole thing, I can't agree. Though the textures are similar, they're positioned in such a way where depending on how you turn the sleeve when using it, Celestial becomes essentially two different sleeves. I can't imagine a better definition for variation than that. It's one of my favorite parts of this sleeve, despite the fact that it's essentially one chamber separated by a sort of double ring.

And that's really as far as the texture itself goes. The effect of using the sleeve is a lot more noteworthy, in that it actually feels somewhat realistic - something I never thought I would say about a sleeve. There's a very natural bumpiness to it that shifts when you turn the sleeve, and feel smooth yet somehow still stimulating. The actual shape of the canal probably helps, in that its like Lvl Up in its winding shape. The result is that even though the texture is smooth, it feels like an always present movement which heightenes the realism of the experience,

The orgasm in Celestial is as good as it can be while still being able to move throughout it, which is something I appreciate. As far as drying and cleaning is concerned, smooth sleeves are always easier to dry than ones that have elaborate internal textures, which makes it more accessible to new users.

In a way, this sleeve is everything I wanted from Ethereal. While it shares tha same design philosophy, Celestial makes better use of its canal shift and smoothness, creating a unique entry in my collection.

Conclusion:
4.2/5. Celestial is the perfect sleeve for someone who's searching for a smoother, more realistic feeling texture, or those who are a fan of Eliza Ibarra's sleeve.

Score 3.92 Overall Satisfaction 4
1
Intensity 4.3
Stimulation 4.3
Penetration 3.7
Tightness 4.1
Suction Effect -
Realism -
Variation 3.7
Smoothness 3
Orgasm Rating 4.6
Noise 4.3
Lube Use 3.6
Cleanup 4.6
Dry Time 4.3

Bombshell Review

May 31st, 2024 (Bombshell Texture)

Cool story: I actually got Bombshell for free. I ordered Tru Kait's Dreams Come Tru, but instead received this one, only to receive Dreams Come Tru a few days later as an order correction. Don't read this Fleshlight.

Anyway, Blake Blossom is a modern day superstar, so it wasn't surprising that she would get her own sleeve. It was a matter of when rather than if. The hype, though not as insane as the Violet Myer's release, was palpable, and Bombshell's hype/satisfaction rose in parallel. When I purchased all of the sleeves up to Emma Magnolia, I held some doubts as to whether or not Bombshell would meet the expectation that came with the top ranked (at the time of writing) sleeve. Happy to report that my doubts were quelled. This sleeve is an absolute buzzsaw.

What surprised me about the orifice of Bombshell is how surprisingly...old school it is? For long time Fleshlight collectors who can see the evolution of the product in retrospect, the orifice is more aligned with the older sorts of design like Utopia, Destroya, etc., where the canal can be clearly seen without any visual obstruction from the lips/labia. As far as my version of Bombshell goes, I would even go as far as to say that the graphic both here and on Fleshlight's official website is inaccurate. As far as the effect on the feeling of the sleeve, I'd say that it's overall absence is a very good thing. If what I'm about to describe next came with the additional presence of that sort of snug hold at the base of my shaft that smaller, less spacious orifice's have, it would be way too much and to Bombshells detriment. Having that entry space helps the chambers breathe.

This sleeve is just so damn intense. Probably one of the most intense I own, if not the most. The chambers were everything I wanted from Destroya but didn't get, from reputation to actual stimulation. It's just a ridiculous assault of tightness, stimulation, and intensity all rolled up and all at once. It's fucked, honestly. The first chamber is really clever though. While the sleeve is definitely and accurately described as tight, the first chamber isn't tight in the traditional narrow sleeve tense, which is what I don't like at all since it makes it harder to feel stimulation. Rather the canal itself being smaller and more restrictive, the teeth that occupy the first chamber extend far enough out to create a very non-traditional tightness. This is something very new that I've never experienced in a Fleshlight before (Emma Magnolia's Regal utilizes this phenomena even better, which I'll review later), and is really good at placating someone like me who likes stimulation and distinction while maintaining intensity. Because the teeth of the first chamber aren't firmly against the walls of the canal, they move enough when I stroke with it to give me the space I need to not be constricted by the sleeve. And that's the first reason why Bombshell is a buzzsaw; you realize you have space, but the chamber is so present as a result of being just a little more extended than normal teeth, that it's tightness is relentlessness rather than restrictiveness.

The small second chamber is the truest sense of the word buzzsaw, as it legitimately feels like one. I have never felt such a sharp texture in my entire time using Fleshlights, and well over 30 have passed through my possession. I don't know how people contributing to the heat map haven't acknowledged it more and moved it into a red zone (at the time of writing). This is the one that makes Bombshell as good as it is, despite its size. While it is tighter in canal size, I don't mind when a sleeve has a tighter choke point, as it actually does create distinct stimulations, But the sadists who created the second canal decided to put in legitimate spikes all around this choke point, and for that I'm thankful. That tight, rigid sharpness creates such a distinction in texture from the more flexible first chamber while ramping up the intensity, that it's hard to not feel like you're going to cum after a few minutes.

Though equally short (partially due to my length), the third and fourth chambers of Bombshell also have their own unique feels. The third chamber is more trational feeling, with grooves that help to reinforce the distinction of the second chamber before it. Though I am unable to go through the entirety of the fourth chamber, I can't help but laugh at how it's structured. The graphic is a little tough to distinguish, but rather than only the bottom being spikey like the second chamber, its actually a chamber that circularly alternates between rows of spikes and waves. Not even my penis head is safe when stroking with bombshell; it also gets the buzzsaw stimulation. Honestly, the most impressive part about this sleeve is how, even after using it ten times, the sharpness of the spikes throughout has remained (for example, Emma Magnolia's Regal started with the same sharpness, but has since abated a little after breaking in). The material itself in this sleeve could be firmer, which makes the sleeve better for it if so.

Orgasming in Bombshell makes my toes curl, my hand stop moving (if I move even a bit, I might actually moan out loud; if I do move it, I will moan a lot), and my lucidity grow tenuous. It's definitely something that needs to be experienced.

Not all is perfect with Bombshell though. First off is the lube usage. I've noticed that using too much or too thick of a lube on this sleeve dilutes a lot of its stimulation, since the distinction comes from spikes, which can easily be negated from too much coating. The result is that it's tightness begins to show in a more snug way, which isn't my favorite. But the good part is that a vast majority of the time, I don't make it to the point where I re-apply lube multiple times, as I'm definitely orgasming by then. Even at the times when I do make it that long, I've probably edged to my detriment, and the stimulation is still good - it just makes me realize the Bombshell is the tightest sleeve I'm willing to tolerate. Any more and I probably wouldn't like it. I simply stay away from thicker lubes when I use this one.

Another thing that stops this sleeve from being perfect is just the general intensity level. As much as I love using this sleeve, it's just not something I want to go to whenever I reach for a Fleshlight. Realizing the intensity of one sleeve is appreciating the feel of others, and to be frank, putting my dick in a buzzsaw isn't something I'm trying to do all the time. Really intense sleeves will always have that aspect to me. I do understand that this critique is personal in nature, and not an indictment on Bombshell at all.

At this point I just won't rate suction, since I either use the cap loosened completely, or off entirely. Cleaning and drying is amazingly aggreeable with this sleeve, surprisingly so. Just get your fingers into the first chamber a little when cleaning, and you're good. Since the orafice of this sleeve is more reminiscent of older Fleshlight models and sections of the sleeve itself a more narrow, air flows though easily and unobtrusively.

Conclusion:
4.3/5, but definitely subject to increasing a little bit if I can figure out the secret to its lube usage. Bombshell is a sleeve that certainly deserves its (as of writing) number one spot on the top of this forum. I would consider it an essential sleeve for collectors who want to put their penis in a buzzsaw (in a good way). But honestly, I believe new users should wait before getting this one until they're more familiarized with more usual Fleshlight stimulations, as this one is pretty unique and very intense.

Score 4.07 Overall Satisfaction 4.35
1
Intensity 4.4
Stimulation 4.4
Penetration 4.4
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 3.8
Realism -
Variation 4.2
Smoothness 4.2
Orgasm Rating 4.5
Noise 4.8
Lube Use 4.8
Cleanup 4.8
Dry Time -

Dreams Come Tru Review

May 2nd, 2024 (Dreams Come Tru Texture)

I bought Dreams Come Tru (abbreviated as DCT in future mentions) along with all of the new and popular sleeves up to Emma Magnolia's Regal. Now that I've used the six that I bought enough to have a distinct opinion on each of them, I can say that the overall experience was the enjoyable one. There were some sleeves that didn't quite live up to the hype depicted on this forum, while there were others that blew past it and then some. DCT falls into the latter category. As soon as I saw the internal pictures and ratings of DCT, I had a feeling that it was exactly the kind of sleeve that I would enjoy, and I'm pleased to report that it was. Not to mention that from what I've seen (and I'll certainly see more) Tru Kait is an stunning woman.

Ever since I began collecting Fleshlights, I've always been partial to looser, more stimulating sleeves that give me room to enjoy the distinct textures, rather than exceedingly tight sleeves. I usually take off the cap so as to better feel the nodes, regardless of the type of sleeve. This one matched up to my preferences completely.

Beginning with the orifice, DCT has one of the best that I've ever seen. It's slender up top by the clit, but opens up in a flower-like, symmetrical bloom much like Waifu does. It's smallness, just like Waifu's, isn't overtly so, but snug enough to remind the base of one's cock that it won't be neglected. That being said, the only downside that I noticed about DCT's orifice is that is can close on its own, which is visually pleasing, but makes it a pain to dry, even with the Fleshlight Air. Usually it takes one and a half long cycles (1h 30m) to dry, since the orifice limits the amount of air going into it. And even then I make sure to leave it out for a little extra.

That is literally the only negative thing I have to say about DCT. As far as the chambers themselves go, the first is phenomenal, and one of the best across my entire collection. While the reference pictures of it on here and the official Fleshlight site are pretty confusing and make it look like angled ribs, the first chamber is actually a spiral. A similar comparison would be Nicole Aniston's Fit, where the curvature of the spiral creates a sort of universal, almost rhythmic sensation that stimulates nearly everything at once as you pass through. The major difference between DCT and Fit though, is that while Fit's spiral has flatter, wider ribs that feel smoother and have more of a build, DCT's ribs are more numerous, thinner, and protrude more. The result is a combination of stimulation and intensity that is immediate. At the start it's insanely stimulating, and when it truly hits its stride and builds, it's tough for me to stay lucid.

The second chamber is confusing. Again, it looks nothing like the sample pictures depict. Rather than a multi-leveled straight with seemingly random teeth emerging, it's a lot more symmetrical in the real sleeve, and the teeth are consistently present. That being said, it feels unlike any other texture I've ever felt before, in that it is multilayered, and the teeth farther back within it have a different feel than the ones that are most prominent. And as they stimulate all at once, it feels like a random prickling sensation that can hit anywhere seemingly arbitrarily. Combined with what the first chamber does to the lower half of my penis, the second chamber stimulated the second half of me exactly how I would want it. And I can't really get a distinct feel of the third chamber since I pretty much end at it's beginning.

It's honestly the possibility that makes DCT so good. I've found that I can use it in two distinct ways. The first is to move it more and use the first chamber as the primary source of stimulation, which helps to create a less intense, but more distinct build. The second is bring it all the way to the base of my penis and do shorter strokes to bring out the stimulation from the second sleeve. The latter method can be nearly impossible for me, and has made me cum within three minutes of using it before. If I use thinner lube (which I prefer), it makes all of the insane stimulation even more distinct, and if I use thicker lube it makes the first chamber feel like a natural grip. There's just so much you can do, and the typical three chamber design works wonders for it.

As far as the orgasm is concerned, I usually don't move the sleeve while I'm cumming, as all the stimulation becomes too intense, but if I do, it's definitely leg shaking. I would suggest being more careful during cleanup, since there are some grooves in this one, especially where the two chambers connect. And I've already mentioned how drying can be a little tedious with this one.

But to me, the mild inconvenience drying is absolutely worth this amazing sleeve. Easily in my top five.

Conclusion:
4.4/5. Dreams Come Tru is everything I want from a sleeve - not too tight, incredibly stimulating and intense with a distinct build up, and agreeable with all sorts of lubrication. This one is essential to both new and veteran collectors alike

Score 4.41 Overall Satisfaction 4.6
1
Intensity 3.8
Stimulation 3.7
Penetration 3.1
Tightness 4.6
Suction Effect 3.1
Realism -
Variation 4.1
Smoothness 3.1
Orgasm Rating 3.8
Noise 4.3
Lube Use 3.4
Cleanup 4
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Amante Review

April 8th, 2024 (Amante Texture)

For some context, I'm just over 6" and just under regular girth. As an indication of preference, I'm not the biggest fan of overly tight sleeves because it's more difficult for me to discern the textures, even feel them for that matter. I prefer vaginal to anal sleeves, and usually use a sleeve at least a few times before reviewing. Drying time and realism are negligible ratings to me, since the Fleshlight dryer finishes every sleeve in an hour, and no Fleshlight that I've ever used feels similar to sex.

I have a lot to say about this one.

I had bought Amante in a big order of all of the newer sleeves to come out, up to Regal, and was pretty excited to try this one, considering the rep it was getting on this website. After experiencing both the good and the bad of this sleeve's uniqueness in the grand scheme of Fleshlights, I don't hate it by any means, but it also isn't my favorite due to the sequence of canals.

That being said, I get why people would consider Amante an amazing sleeve. It's tight in unique places and stimulating in others, with an overall intensity that wraps everything together, but to me everything was in the wrong place. Starting with the first chamber, a tighter canal with a scale like texture that's reminiscent of Perla and Lvl Up combined. The stimulation is definitely better than Perla, since the scales protrude outwards a bit more, but there are two problems that I noticed in my experience with it, both of which are because it's the first chamber. I love tighter, choke-point chambers in sleeves, where it feels like you're entering a new orafice, and assumed that because Amante had it, I would love the sleeve like I do Beyond or Waifu. But that is not the case, and now I have the caveat of the choke-point needing to be in the middle. In the beginning of the sleeve, as it is with Amante, it creates an uncomfortable tightness around the base of my shaft, akin to the feeling of an anal sleeve. The only point of comparison that I could think of is like Ella Hughes' Candy, but even then, the chamber is a wave that loosens and tightens in a pattern, effectively reducing the discomfort. Amante's is straight, and even a longer than most other choke points, with an unavoidable grip on me that reduces my pleasure from the rest of the sleeve. It's like having someone grip the bottom of your penis, while the rest of it receives all the rest of the movements and techniques of a handjob; while it feels good overall, it's tough to ignore the squeeze. Some people like that. I am not one of them.

And it's a bit of a shame to me, because the second chamber of Amante is incredible, and very similar to the middle of Beyond, which is my favorite sleeve of all time. The graphic is tough to get a grasp of, but in reality, the first camber opens into a set of thin circles with space cut out of them at three evenly dispersed points so as to not act like suction rings. That description was probably weird, but in short, it's sets of three long trapezoids with little teeth at the end, and they are amazing. Like Beyond's tiny rings, they brush against you with the tingle of their teeth but also create just enough of a pull to make it very hard to edge past five to ten minutes or so. But unlike Beyond, the grip of the first chamber makes it difficult to enjoy the second chamber alone; it's like some sort of cock ring.

All together, it's a conflicting sensation that makes lube application pretty hard. If I use not so much lube, which is usually how I start so I can feel the texture the best, while the second chamber feels great, the first isn't lubricated enough to the point where it grips me and makes it hard to stroke. Too much lube results in the first chamber losing all of its sensation for the sake of movement and making it so that the only place I feel any sort of stimulation if the upper half of my penis. Sure, there are times where it hits and the whole sleeve feels absolutely amazing thanks to the perfect amount of lube, but I'd say in the seven times I've used this sleeve, it happened twice. Between that tediousness, and the overall construction of it not being my favorite, the experience evens out and the sleeve becomes fine - good, even.

The orgasm is fantastic in Amante - probably the only benefit to having my shaft squeezed so consistently - and it becomes difficult to use while orgasming because of the second chamber brushing against me as much as it does. Cleaning is fine, even though the large clit on the orafice actually makes it a very small hole for water to go through. Nothing too crazy, but worth a note. I did forget to mention it before, but man the clit is big. I didn't believe that it was modeled after reality until only after I looked up a picture of what Esperanza's clit looked like. Was shocked to realize that it actually looked exactly the same as Amante. I suppose no two vaginas look alike after all.

Conclusion:
3.6/5. Amante is a good, not great sleeve that is only as such due to personal preference. In the grand scheme of things, while it doesn't nearly match the hype for me, it's a very unique sleeve that should be tried by either beginners or collectors alike, with a sensation that lies right in the middle of pussy and anal sleeves.

Score 3.72 Overall Satisfaction 3.6
Intensity 3.4
Stimulation 3
Penetration 4.1
Tightness 3.3
Suction Effect 3.7
Realism -
Variation 3.6
Smoothness 3.1
Orgasm Rating 3.7
Noise 4
Lube Use 3.3
Cleanup 4.3
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Ethereal Review

March 30th, 2024 (Ethereal Texture)

I purchased Ethereal as part of the March discount alongside a sizable order of the newest sleeves, and am excited to end up reviewing them all, as it's been awhile since I added to the collection.

Ethereal was a sleeve that intrigued me for a very long time, yet one that I had never pulled the trigger on, since there were other sleeves I placed higher in the order. Still, the sleeve looked unique in the grand scheme of things, and there was precedent to my potential enjoyment of it, with it's canal that bent in the same way as Lvl Up (one of my favorite sleeves), only more exaggerated. So this year, when the March sale came around, it had to be bought. Unfortunately, it wasn't all that I hoped it would be, and my priority of it ultimately matches how I feel about it in the grand scheme of things.

First, I would say that the orifice to the sleeve and the color are the two best things about it. Like Cream, the lips have a symmetrical, butterfly like appearance that's incredibly appealing, and wrapped around my penis on both insertion and outstroke.

But as far as the chamber itself is concerned, and there really only is one large one throughout the sleeve, it's the first phase of it that really does the heavy lifting. It's where the uniqueness of the sleeve was supposedly supposed to come from - a canal that slightly bends upwards before bending back down as a result of a single large nub at the bottom of it, with bunches of small rings spaced throughout. From both the description of the sleeve and a number of the reviews from this very website, I was under the impression that the un-evenness of Ethereal would create a shifting sort of stimulation, sort of like Lvl Up but more smooth and one that takes time to build. And if one were to move the sleeve around, the single nub would be able to touch different areas of my penis, therefore providing multiple different feelings in one sleeve. As someone who loves stimulating sleeves and sleeves that take the time to build up, I assumed this would be for me!

The sentiment was only half true at best, unfortunately. I think the problem was that the sleeve was too soft in the first half, and too pronounced/hard at the second. It was just an unfortunate combo that ultimately came in conflict with me, resulting in an okay experience. That single nub that could be moved around wasn't really all that stimulating - it ended up feeling like some sort of pressure in a specific spot and not even a nub at all, almost like a factory defect. The canal didn't shift and the main point of stimulation felt flat as a result, regardless of how I turned the sleeve. The only way I could feel the small sets of rings throughout were to apply small amounts of lube at a time, so I could feel the almost scratching sensation that they deceptively provided, but the application of lube came in to conflict with the second half of the sleeve.

The second half of the sleeve is a few larger rings, though not quite as large as a sleeve like Kumzumi. These rings, if not properly lubricated enough, make it very difficult to penetrate, which is where the conflict arises from. If I use too much lube, I can stroke through the second half easier, but can't feel the first well. If I use too little, only three inches of the sleeve becomes consistently viable because the rings in the second half effectively serve as a dry wall that I can't get past. I think Ethereal would have benefitted from better overall firmness, like Kumzumi or Destroya to make lube application easier, but instead if falls into the Squirt camp of just being meh. I feel like Celestial, Sky Bri's newer sleeve (review to come) has already far surpassed what this sleeve is capable of at its best, making it tough to justify this one in the grand scheme of things.

Orgasming in Ethereal is smooth and can continue to be stroked through while and after coming, although the stimulation from the sleeve isn't good enough to make me orgasm multiple times within it. Cleanup is incredibly easy since the sleeve is looser and doesn't have any obvious grooves, which makes it great for beginners. Same goes for drying, for the same reasons.

Conclusion:
3.3/5. While Ethereal isn't nearly as unique as I hoped it would be when using, whose qualities are both matched and improved by Sky Bri's Celestial, it still has a pretty decent sensation to it. I don't believe that it warrants the high rating that it has, even though it could be because of its uniqueness at the time, and to me will become lost as newer textures improve upon what it's best at. I would only recommend Ethereal to anyone who's a big fan of Eliza and perhaps new users for its ease of clean up and drying, but that's about it

Score 3.58 Overall Satisfaction 3.4
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Intensity 3.3
Stimulation 3
Penetration 3
Tightness 4.1
Suction Effect 4
Realism -
Variation 3
Smoothness 4.3
Orgasm Rating 3.6
Noise 4.3
Lube Use 2
Cleanup 4
Dry Time -

Perla Review

February 3rd, 2024 (Perla Texture)

For some context, I'm just over 6" and just under regular girth. As an indication of preference, I'm not the biggest fan of overly tight sleeves because it's more difficult for me to discern the textures, even feel them for that matter. I prefer vaginal to anal sleeves, and usually use a sleeve at least a few times before reviewing. Drying time and realism are negligible ratings to me, since the Fleshlight dryer finishes every sleeve in an hour, and no Fleshlight that I've ever used feels similar to sex.

I bought Perla for...well, no reason actually. It was the only sleeve I bought in the order and I had been on a bit of a LaSirena streak, so the release was perfectly timed! I used the sleeve six to seven times or so to break it in since it was initially pretty snug, but unfortunately it wasn't all too impressive. Not that it was bad or anything, it just...is.

The orafice of Perla is small, like REALLY small. I am someone who has a regular, if actually a little on the thinner side dick, and the orafice grabbed hold of me when I inserted. This is absolutely not one of those sleeves that you can enter if you aren't fully erect already, which usually isn't an issue, but worth mentioning regardless. I would imagine that it has a lot to do with how the clit doesn't separate, and sits in the middle. Would honestly not recommend for the girthy boys out there.

As far as the chambers are concerned, chambers one and three are similarly constructed, completely of dragon scale like spines. The issue I have with this is the same as I had with Toy Meets World, and its that while the in stroke feels okay - a little less intense due to the small size of the scales - the outstroke is virtually non-existent. It's unfortunate because sleeves like Waifu figured out that disparity and created some stimulation to account for the outstroke, but Perla is unfortunately smooth throughout when pulling back. The scales themselves don't even point outwards enough to really create noticeable sensation. It just feels a little bumpy.

The second chamber on the other hand, is weird. It's like a mix of a little choke-lotus thing, a little piece of the thin ovals from the Squirt sleeve, and some weird teeth that precede it. To me, it's the perfect storm of wrong things. While it does feel pretty good once gotten past, it's not quite tight enough, or stimulating enough, too far up in the sleeve to where it hits a place that I don't focus on pleasuring naturally (right below the head), and ends up just feeling okay. Sure, it's some variety in an otherwise one chamber sleeve, but neither of the chambers create enough disparity to capture a unique enough stimulation. It's good, but that's just about it.

Lube use was surprisingly picky on Perla. If too much is used, the texture of the scales is negated completely, and if not enough is used, the tightness begins to irritate. To me, it's almost certainly not worth the effort to find the perfect balance, as the stimulation just doesn't feel good enough.

The orgasm is a smooth one, where you can keep stroking as you orgasm since the sleeve isn't intense enough for any sort of shattering, take advantage of your tenderness, feeling.

On the brights side, cleanup is easy, since there isn't too many grooves in Perla to watch out for, which I can also imagine help the drying time quite a lot. While usually that's a quality that makes Perla good for beginners, there are better sleeves out there with the same sort of ease.

Conclusion:
3.3/5. Perla is by all metrics, pretty bland. If you're a collector, there's no reason to include it since there's nothing unique about it. If you're new to Fleshlights, there's better textures out there for tightness, stimulation, and intensity. As unfortunate as it is, since LaSirena is a beautiful woman and deserving of a sleeve, there really isn't anything here.

Score 3.49 Overall Satisfaction 3.3
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Intensity 4
Stimulation 4.5
Penetration 4
Tightness 3.8
Suction Effect 4
Realism -
Variation 4.4
Smoothness 3.3
Orgasm Rating 4.4
Noise -
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 4
Dry Time -

Kumzumi Review

January 26th, 2024 (Kumzumi Texture)

Not going to lie, this one scared me for a second.

I bought Kumzumi because, as someone who's looking to keep the collection manageable and only keep what sleeves align with personal preferences, this one matched right up with what I loved in a Fleshlight. Personally, I'm a fan of sleeves that aren't too tight and focus more on the stimulation, narrower choke points between chambers that feel like entering additional orafices, and unique/identifiable textures. This one had all three. Not to mention that Kazumi herself is a unique and unbelievably sexy woman, even in a world of porn filled with them. I was hyped!

Upon receiving it, I have never experienced a clearer case of "allow this sleeve to break in" as I have with Kumzumi. The first time I used it was borderline uncomfortable. The texture was stiff, the chambers were bland, and even each of the THREE choke points in the sleeve seemed to irritate more than enhance. I was honestly so confounded with what had happened that I had to try it again. More or less the same results, except the next day, I didn't feel as irritated as I had with the first use. And it took a few extra times as well; what really drove me to keep trying it was that in my mind, I knew how amazing the structure of Kumzumi COULD feel. Then one day, after about seven times, it finally happened: Kumzumi felt incredible, and became everything I thought it could.

So please allow this sleeve to break in, even more-so than any others you may have.

As far as the chambers are concerned, the first is essentially a giant waffle texture split by an unusually wide choke point. I believe that the choke point was a big contributor to why Kumzumi had felt so stiff and uncomfortable in the beginning, as on initial uses it didn't seem to expand as much as it does now. It ended up creating a large, textureless protrusion in the beginning, and hadn't turned into a proper tool for stimulation until later, which makes sense, as its the biggest non-canal chokepoint that I could ever recall being on a sleeve.

Now the waffles. It's honestly still pretty hard trying to describe how waffle texture feels even after the break in period, as Kumzumi is my first Fleshlight with a waffle texture. The only way I can compare it is by incorporating Lvl Up, Mia Malkova's Fleshlight into the description. In Lvl Up, the first chamber consists of a shitload of little balls, not small enough individually to create stimulation, but together create a sort of light friction that raises the baseline stimulation of the sleeve. So where in most Fleshlights, there are distinct gaps in between stimulation giving appendages, Lvl Up is unique and vaunted because it creates a consistent, enveloping rise of pleasure, slow at first, but all of a suddenly becomes overwhelming. The waffle texture of Kumzumi is the same principle, except instead of a consistent, light friction, it's a consistent, light suction. The little pockets aren't enough on their own to pull, but together, the chamber applies an enveloping pull that begins slightly, but feels sooo good once it builds even a little. That, plus the choke point in the middle creates a distinct sensation where you can feel the two halves of the first chamber as distinct parts. And that sort of identifiable stimulation is the quality that all of my all time favorites share.

The second chamber, which starts as a bit of a flatter lotus node neighbored by two smaller choke points, and ends in a Christmas tree of spikes, were a bit large and prickly at first, but do an amazing job of brushing against and pulling on my head as I pull back once broken in. Between that, the first choke point, and that little bit of suction, it's like Kumzumi is actively trying to pull you back in once you start the outstroke, and feels unbelievably amazing.

The orgasm with Kumzumi is earth shattering for that same reason. It's truly a blessing and a curse that these newer sleeves Fleshlight has made make it so difficult to continue stroking while orgasming, but I'll never complain from a leg shaker. With the disparity of gripping and pulling throughout the texture on a post-orgasm, sensitive shaft...shit makes my eyes roll back.

Cleanup is more on the difficult side, as the chambers expand and contract a lot on Kumzumi. Make sure that you clean for a little longer than other sleeves and move your fingers carefully throughout. And lube usage is pretty precarious as well. If too much lube is applied, then a lot of the texture feels diluted, and that suction feeling vanishes almost entirely; you're left with banging the ring at the center of the first chamber, which isn't very stimulating on its own.

In short, I really do like this sleeve and its blowjob-esque style of stimulation, despite the initial scare it gave me with its textural stiffness. It has as of recently ascended just outside of my top five and is a semi-regular, earth shattering, staple in the rotation. For you stimulation guys like myself, who perceive tightness and intensity as more secondary qualities, you absolutely cannot skip this one.

Conclusion:
4.1/5. Kumzumi is a great addition to any Fleshlight collection due to its unique passage arrangement and predominantly waffle texture - the extent of which unseen in previous sleeves. While it may not breach my upper eschaton of my sleeves, it's the perfect example of a B+. As crazy as it sounds, that doesn't protect it from being tossed, as Fleshlight has made it VERY difficult lately to maintain a reasonably sized collection with all of the incredible additions.

Score 4.05 Overall Satisfaction 4.15
Intensity 3.6
Stimulation 3.7
Penetration 4.1
Tightness 3.7
Suction Effect 3.9
Realism -
Variation 3
Smoothness 3.8
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 3.7
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 3.6
Dry Time -

Creampuff Review

November 9th, 2023 (Creampuff Texture)

I originally bought Creampuff when making a massive black friday purchase that consisted of every popular Fleshlight annointed by Fleshassist. While some (Cream) that blasted my already high expectations away, and others (Stellar) that I perceived as incredibly overrated, Creampuff is definitely the most unique case out of all the purchases. While I wouldn't say it breached the small group of my all time favorites, I would say that it sits just outside comfortably, and will always have its little niche.

The obvious place to start is the orafice, which stands alone in the landscape of Fleshlights. Not only is it uneven looking in a natural way, but it's the first sleeve to have the appearence of cameltoe, an *** to Kenzie's own puffy pussy lips. Let me be the twenty first (review) to say that Fleshlight knocked it out of the park with this one, I couldn't tell you how highly I hold them in regard for this. When I was playing with the orafice, I got rock hard at the realization that the lips are so puffy, they could actually completely cover the orafice if you simple squeeze it a bit, creating a genuinely enticing camel toe.

I did have a little bit of fear that since the orafice hole itself is a pretty tight fit, that the rest of the chamber would follow suit, but I'm happy to report that it is not the case, and that it's actually pretty easy to feel the stimulation of the sleeve, which is my favorite quality (looser and more stimulating!)

As for the chambers within the sleeve, I'd say that while there isn't much variation between the chambers, the actual sensation that I feel when using Creampuff is one that is definitely unique in my large collection (almost 20 sleeves). Throughout all levels of the sleeve are a pattern of alternating puffy, ovular nodes and scale looking side walling. While normally, such smooth textures result in a lack of intensity and stimulation, I think the positioning of those ovular nodes prevent that from being the case. Rather then just lying horizontally, they seem to angle themselves toward the orafice, and because of that I can feel them when entering the sleeve. Another interesting quality of Creampuff is that when I go in and out along the sleeve, there's a weird sensation that I could only describe as bubble wrap when passing over those ovular notes. BEtween that and the two choke points along the sleeve, the stimulation of Creampuff feels very unique.

The orgasm of Creampuff is definitely a type that I enjoy - not too intense that I have to stop stroking with it, but intense enough to make my eyes roll if I continue to use if while orgasming. Unfortunately though, I wouldn't say that this sleeve is good for successive orgasms, as the base texture is smooth enough. Any additional viscosity makes it a little more difficult to clean up the texture.

The texture is easy to clean even without the drier due to how smooth the canals are, so I would definitely recommend Creampuff to newer users that may not be in the practice of cleaning sleeves.

But that being said, Creampuff is unique in the grand scheme of sleeves. The popping, bubbling texture isn't crazy enough for me to have in my regular favorites/rotation, but it will remain in my larger collection for sure for virtually anytime I want a different sensation. Creampuff is usually the first in line.

Conclusion:
4/5. Creampuff is the perfect example of a second tier Fleshlight. It isn't one I would use as often as my favorites / the main rotation, but whenever I want a different, unique sensation (and appearence) outside of my usual, this is where I go, and have been doing that for over a year now. Creampuff definitely deserves a spot in anyone's collection, just for how it stands out amongst the crowd.

Score 3.75 Overall Satisfaction 3.9
Intensity 4
Stimulation 3
Penetration 3.4
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 4.8
Realism -
Variation 2
Smoothness 1.8
Orgasm Rating 3.2
Noise 2
Lube Use 1.8
Cleanup -
Dry Time -

Stellar Review

July 11th, 2023 (Stellar Texture)

I bought Stellar along with a number of other popular sleeves, and quickly realized that I'm perhaps not as much of a suction person as I originally believed myself to be. While the sleeve is definitely unique (though at the time of typing this up, the Boost Blow is apparently similar in strength - and I'm going to probably buy that one for some reason lol), it's entirely too much for me, and takes the sensation of suction to a completely different level.

The orafice is nothing to write home about on Stellar, and if anything, seems a little more "toy like" in an era where newer sleeve orafice's are impressively textured and detailed. Even when using Stellar a lot, it was an orafice that I pretty much ignored completely. It's probably because it's too smooth if I had to guess, even though the labia is pretty decent.

As far as the canals themselves are concerned, Stellar consists of essentially one chamber of spines, periodically broken up by a triad of round rings evenly spaced throughout. It's strange thinking abut it. I have a number of sleeves that have either tighter choke points, or tighter rings themselves, and never realized how much they contributed to the suction of a sleeve until now. With the cap loosened all the way, this sleeve has the most suction of any sleeve I've ever used by a long shot. Once a rhythm is established and the series of rings take advantage of the air vacuum and grip, my dick immediately gets coiled to the point of discomfort. With the cap tightened - forget about it, I can hardly move. One of the aims of buying Fleshlights were to alleviate some of my sensitivity issues, but Stellar is a direct contradiction of what I wanted to accomplish. Even with generous application of lube, the sleeve is too tight, and with not enough, I would go as far as saying that it hurts. Only with such an exorbitant amount of lube that I would never want to use on a consistent basis will I be able to feel the texture itself. It's a good texture, but nearly good enough to justify the other qualities of the sleeve.

From the relentless suction, I would say that the orgasm from this sleeve is too much; I always have to stop when finishing. The cleanup is fine, since while the chamber looks jagged, its actually pretty straight for the most part and shouldn't be too much of a hassle - also a plus for drying time for people who don't have the Air.

Using this sleeve made me realize I might not be into suction after all, if this sleeve represents suction in its best form. Maybe I actually do want something tamer at the end of the day. I could only recommend this if you like the senesation of your dick being pulled on as tightly as humanly possible, and that's for the average girth guys (which is what I am).

Conclusion:
2.4/5. Stellar's suction persists to the point of discomfort, with or without the cap. Though I'm aware it's a sensation that a number of poeple here express as extremely pleasurable, I'm going to have to admit to myself that I don't have that preference, despite the amount of times I've tried to use this sleeve. I would recommend that new buyers stay away from this one, as it isn't a typical example of what you would experience from a vast number of sleeves. Only go for Stellar if you're sure that suction is specifically what you want to buy.

Score 2.82 Overall Satisfaction 2
Intensity 3.6
Stimulation 3.4
Penetration 4.4
Tightness 3.4
Suction Effect 3.4
Realism -
Variation 3.4
Smoothness 4.2
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 4.3
Lube Use 2.8
Cleanup 4
Dry Time -

Squirt Review

June 22nd, 2023 (Squirt Texture)

I bought Squirt along with some of the other popular sleeves I didn't have (Cream, Destroya, and Creampuff). While I'm absolutely enamoured with Cream, feel pretty ambivalent about Destroya,

In short, I kind of feel towards Squirt the way some of the Cream detractors feel towards Cream. I don't hate this sleeve by any means, but given Squirt's consistent ranking in the top five on this website for years now and even the texture pictures, I was expecting a lot more from it than what it provided.

To start, and by far the best part of the sleeve, Squirt's orafice is very cute (though the strangeness of using the word "cute" to define a Fleshlight isn't lost on me). I'm a really big fan of Fleshlight's recent relocation of the vaginal orafices towards the bottom half of the sleeves; it's much more realistic, arousing as a result, and always encourages me to be excited at the external appearence of their products. Squirt takes it to the next level and deliberately misaligns the space in the lips with the entry into the first chamber. The result is that when sliding in and out of the sleeve, the labia is more pronounced, which adds a dimension of external realism to the experience. Incredible touch.

And the incredible qualities end there.

As far as the canal is concerned, to me, Squirt suffers the reverse effect of Destroya. Where my Destroya sleeve would benefit from softer silicone to soften up the spikes in its first two chambers and reduce discomfort, Squirt would benefit from harder/tougher silicone to help remedy the soft, "sameness" that defines the sleeve, despite its variety of textures. It would have helped to differentiate all of the supposed nuances that this sleeve has.

The first chamber of this sleeve was pretty dissappointing, I can't lie. Which in the image, it's depicted as a mishapped series of angles that seems like it would be really stimulating, but due to the sleeve's softness, might as well be a straight chamber. It's very difficult to feel any sort of stimulation from it. The second chamber on the other hand is noticable, but is very short in comparison to the other textures present. The protruding nobs provide the most intense stimulation that the sleeve has to offer, but unfortunately loses itself in the vast majority of the sleeve. That unfortunate aspect could be applied to every chamber after as well - whether its the third chamber of horizontal semicircles, the fourth chamber of bar-like intersections, or the last chamber of nobs. It's all too short lived.

My criticism is that sure, while each of the indivudual chambers are fine in their own right, they aren't distinct enough for their own sensational finality since they're similar in structure, plus they aren't long enough to stand out. I feel like this stands in contrast to the jack of all trades sentiment that I've seen when reading some of the reviews of this sleeve here. A jack of all trades sleeve manages each of a sleeve's primary qualities with the few chambers that it has room for; this kind of just seems like a mess of different sensations all jumbled up into 9 inches, with and without the cap. And the result is just a uniform good, easily surpassed by a number of other sleeves I enjoy. I'm someone who appreciates where I am in the sleeve when using it, so I know where to focus depending on how I'm feeling during a session. With Squirt, I feel as if that quality is impossible.

That being said, the orgasm I achieved with Squirt is about the most intense an orgasm can be while still moving the sleeve. Some sleeves I need so stop, where with others, I can keep stroking with no problem; this one is right in the middle, which is a sweet spot for some people, and was pretty nice.

Care for Squirt is easy since despite the crevices you would believe are present all throughout the sleeve, its softness makes it easy to wash them all in uniform.

Conclusion:
3.6/5. For anyone who is getting into the world of Fleshlights, then Squirt would be a great place to start. Otherwise, I can't really see a justification for this sleeve, or any role that it plays better than others. Even if it were to be perceived as a "jack of all trades" kind of sleeve, it's shortcomes prevent it from achieving that role; it ends up being an indistinguishable collection of random sensations. Don't get me wrong, it does feel pretty good at the end of the day, but for a sleeve that's as regarded as it is, it's not enough.

Score 3.70 Overall Satisfaction 3.5
Intensity 4
Stimulation 4.8
Penetration 4
Tightness 3.4
Suction Effect 3.4
Realism 2
Variation 3.8
Smoothness 2
Orgasm Rating 4.4
Noise 4.4
Lube Use 3
Cleanup 4
Dry Time -

Destroya Review

June 13th, 2023 (Destroya Texture)

For some context, I'm just over 6" and just under regular girth. As an indication of preference, I'm not the biggest fan of overly tight sleeves because it's more difficult for me to discern the textures, even feel them for that matter. I prefer vaginal to anal sleeves, and usually use a sleeve at least a few times before reviewing. Drying time and realism are negligible ratings to me, since the Fleshlight dryer finishes every sleeve in an hour, and no Fleshlight that I've ever used feels similar to sex.

I bought Destroya along with a number of other sleeves to try for the Black Friday sale last year, and because I wanted to finally be able to experience one of Fleshlight's infamous products, that people either worship or despise.

Ultimately, I'm somewhere in the middle.

Even as someone who places stimulation above tightness, suction, and everything else Fleshlights have to offer, this is the first sleeve that I can honestly say can be intense to the point of roughness. For better or worse, Destroya achieves its namesake.

The orafice is nothing to write home about, but I did notice that the material of this sleeve was...tougher? Maybe since it's sort of an older sleeve. While I don't mind the different material (since my Utopia is tougher as well and benefits more because of it), it causes me to wonder if this sleeve would perform above and beyond expectation if it had more give like the newer Fleshlight sleeves seem to. While its sturdiness causes me to feel the first and second chambers better, which both consist of spiky protrusions, the transitionary canal, which is a trapezoid shaped ring, is honestly pretty uncomfortable to me more often than not. This ultimately creates a really strange sensation where both chambers cause the base and head of my shaft to feel great, yet the middle is continually bothering almost. I don't know what it is. Maybe because of the more solid silicone, the transitionary chamber doesn't flex as much?

The sleeve also ends around six inches in, where the intense textures abruptly stop. Shoutout to Fleshlight for looking out for the average size dudes like me lol.

Another issue with this sleeve is, while not nearly as much as a sleeve like Waifu, Destroya is pretty lube reliant, and requires consistent, plentiful application. Otherwise, the entire sleeve becomes harsh and feels like its pulling my shaft, which to me is not a very pleasurable feeling. I find myself having to re-apply a lot, and it definitely has its times where I'm really enjoying it and then the enjoyment abruptly ends, Can actually be pretty frustrating at times. But of course, when it feels good, it feels great. It's very hard to last long in this sleeve due to the fact that while it's intense, it isn't just a pile up of different stimulations. Destroya's distinct quality helps to put the stimulation it provides over the top for me.

The orgasm is of the earth shattering kind that many users look for, and I have to stop while climaxing, because moving Destroya even a little during release gets VERY intense lol. It's not something I look for all the time, but makes Destroya very desirable when I'm in the mood.

Washing and drying is fine since I have the Air. but when rinsing it out, make sire to hit the second chamber, since the spikes are actually a little longer and more prone to buildup.

Conclusion:
3.5-3.8/5. Destroya is definitely worthy of its name, although it does bring into question "how intense is too intense?" As a first sleeve, probably not, but I believe it to be a classic that everyone should include in their collection, if not just to try one of Fleshlight's icons to see if they like it or not. For me personally, there's slightly too many frustrations, and for that reason it's middle of the pack and I can't see it being a mainstay in my collection (but only because I already own many sleeves).

Score 3.59 Overall Satisfaction 3.5
Intensity 3.1
Stimulation 3.6
Penetration 3.7
Tightness 3.9
Suction Effect 3.3
Realism 4
Variation 2
Smoothness 4.3
Orgasm Rating 3.7
Noise 4.1
Lube Use 3.6
Cleanup 4.6
Dry Time 4.1

From Australia With Love Review

June 13th, 2023 (From Australia With Love Texture)

For some context, I'm just over 6" and just under regular girth. As an indication of preference, I'm not the biggest fan of overly tight sleeves because it's more difficult for me to discern the textures, even feel them for that matter. I prefer vaginal to anal sleeves, and usually use a sleeve at least a few times before reviewing. Drying time and realism are negligible ratings to me, since the Fleshlight dryer finishes every sleeve in an hour, and no Fleshlight that I've ever used feels similar to sex.

I've recently bought a few of the newer Fleshlights to have released without having waited for that many reviews for them. Risky, but it had been awhile since I bought and wanted to see how far the textures have come (if you consider Waifu being "a while" ago lol Fleshcrack is real). From Australia With Love (I'll be calling it FAWL from here on out) was one of them.

I had never bought this sort of smooth, uniform texture before and was curious to try it out. While the orafice isn't spectacular by any means, I did notice and was surprised that it looked like an exact, 1-to-1 replica of Savannah Bond's pussy -- closer than any other porn stars' replica that I've ever seen Fleshlight reproduce. Props had to be given.

As far as the feeling of the texture itself, FAWL is an interesting combination of snug, and smooth. Overly tight sleeves were never really my favorite since I'm not a fan of exchanging stimulation, but in this case i don't mind since there aren't really any notably jagged graphics to lose feeling of due to tightness. If anything, I would go as far as saying that FAWL is the sleeve that's the most comparable to the real thing that I've ever used, even though there's still some distance between. Usually I preface my reviews by saying that no Fleshlight has ever even come close (too lazy to amend the preface here), but this one does have an element of realism.

Also of note, I think the graphic of the sleeve is a little misleading. In the first chamber, it shows wider spines at the top and bottom, but in reality, I would say that it's uniformly smooth. But as far as the chambers go, the change in stimulation to me comes from not the second chamber itself, but the transitions into and out of the second chamber. In those two spots, the waves of the first chamber stop into a slightly more tightened canal, and at the end of the second canal, the tightened canal breaks into a ring of horizontal rings. This leads to the sensation feeling like a tug, holding six inchers like myself by the head and base simultaneously and not wanting to let go.

As far as the orgasm itself is concerned, like the rest of its sleeve, it is a smooth one. It isn't overpowering or mind breaking, but rather one that feels easy, lightening, and smooth enough to where you don't have to stop the stroking motion, which continues to enhance and prolong it. Unfortunately, it isn't great for consecutive orgasms though, as there isn't enough stimulation to keep me going after the initial orgasm.

Cleaning is very easy as well. If you're a buyer who doesn't have the time afforded to clean, or doesn't have the Air to quickly clean with, then FAWL would be a perfect addition.

Conclusion:
3.3/5. FAWL is a sleeve whose smoothness is worthy of the spy in which its namesake parodies, but in the grand scheme of things, will likely be lost in the vast number of textures available. Collectors are at the point where just "good" isn't really enough since many sleeves have similar thematics. Overall though, unless you don't have any smooth sleeves to create textual variety in your collection, then this one can be safely skipped.

Score 3.66 Overall Satisfaction 3.3
Intensity 4.3
Stimulation 4.7
Penetration 4.7
Tightness 3.9
Suction Effect 5
Realism -
Variation 4.3
Smoothness 4.3
Orgasm Rating 4.7
Noise 3.3
Lube Use 4.3
Cleanup 4.6
Dry Time 4.5

Cream Review

January 7th, 2023 (Cream Texture)

For some context, I'm just over 6" and just under regular girth. As an indication of preference, I'm not the biggest fan of overly tight sleeves because it's more difficult for me to discern the textures, even feel them for that matter. I prefer vaginal to anal sleeves, and usually use a sleeve at least a few times before reviewing. Drying time and realism are negligible ratings to me, since the Fleshlight dryer finishes every sleeve in an hour, and no Fleshlight that I've ever used feels similar to sex.

I bought Cream along with a large order of the top rated sleeves as part of the Black Friday/Holiday sale.

If I'm being honest, I wasn't expecting much from this one. The first chamber was pretty similar to Eden off of the initial look at it, which ended up being a disappointing sleeve for me, even considering how arousing the tan texture is. It's with great pleasure that I can say, despite the initial similarities to Eden, I absolutely adore Cream. It's easily the most used sleeve of the six I bought from the Holiday deals, and already becoming one of the favorites in my entire collection. Pretty sure it's been over ten times already.

In short, this sleeve is everything.

To start, the lips on this sleeve are one of the best in my collection, if not the best in my collection (Beyond being the other contender). Not only does Cream have the seductive tan texture, but the orafice itself is a lovely butterfly, with small, symmetrical lips that will grip and stretch around anyone who would insert themselves into it. Very, very inviting.

Moving onto the first chamber, the biggest difference between the first chamber of this sleeve, and a sleeve like Eden (even though they're the same sort of texture) is that Cream's little numbs are smaller and bend inward, creating a snugger baseline. This allows the bumps to better massage the shaft, while the arrow shaped bookends in the first chamber create a pretty noticable ridge like feeling. Together, the textures create a varied assault on my shaft, which, because of the air pockets interlaced between both sections, becomes very noisy as well depending on how tightly you keep the end cap.

I've actually noticed that Cream is the first sleeve I've ever owned that causes me to leak pre-cum before actually achieving orgasm. I can only imagine the reason behind this being the defined roundness of the first chamber's bumps, and the milking, massage like effect that they create right around the base and middle section of my shaft. So while this might not apply to everyone, between its loudness, and seeing my own pre-cum coat and contrast against the seductive orafice of this sleeve, thus making it seem like it really is creaming, I can't help but feel as if the shape of my penis and Cream are extremely compatable. It's that knowing exactly where you are in the Fleshlight and that insane stimulation that brings it into my top three easily, even if I'm not long enough to enjoy the entirety of the waffle texture beyond the first chamber.

Naturally, the orgasm from Cream shakes my legs and my soul haha. It's one of those orgasms where it's difficult to stay lucid as its happening, yet the snugness of the first chamber's nubs don't stop clutching against me, which almost always plants the idea of consecutive orgasms in my head. It's almost like the sleeve has a sex drive of its own!

Cleaning this sleeve is easy with the Air, and just like Peaches, even though this sleeve has a number of different textures, the overall canal shape is straight, so aside from the first arrow pointing ridge at the beginning, there aren't many places for water to accumulate.

Conclusion:
4.7/5. Cream is a sleeve that absolutely lives up to the hype of the perpetual top three this website has it ranked as at the time of writing (top ten as of 12/10/24). I came in not expecting much, and ended up experiencing one of the best sleeves in my entire collection. A must have in anyone's collection.

Score 4.43 Overall Satisfaction 5
Intensity 3.8
Stimulation 4
Penetration 5
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 3.8
Realism -
Variation 3
Smoothness 4.2
Orgasm Rating 4.2
Noise 5
Lube Use 3.8
Cleanup 4.1
Dry Time -

Karma Review

December 17th, 2022 (Karma Texture)

For some context, I'm just over 6" and just under regular girth. As an indication of preference, I'm not the biggest fan of overly tight sleeves because it's more difficult for me to discern the textures, even feel them for that matter. I prefer vaginal to anal sleeves, and usually use a sleeve at least a few times before reviewing. Drying time and realism are negligible ratings to me, since the Fleshlight dryer finishes every sleeve in an hour, and no Fleshlight that I've ever used feels similar to sex.

I had bought Karma along with a few other anal sleeves (Ahegao and Peaches) as an introduction to the orafice type. While Ahegao was entirely too tight for me, Peaches and Karma have been looser and more uniquely stimulating. Still, I can't say that I'm an overall fan of the anal orafice as much as I am the lady orafice, as the entryway grips onto me at the base, which in my opinion is a strange, almost uncomfortable spot.

Anyway, onto Karma. I don't really give much attention to the actual look of the orafices, but man if this orafice is any indication of the real thing, then Lana has an absolute fatty, that's for sure. Like, the sleeve looks both shapely and round enough to get me hard all on its own, which has actually never happened to me before with these toys. I think it's due to the shape itself; rather than a typical semicircle that my other two anal sleeves are shaped as, Karma's cheeks have the slightest of upward tilts, which creates a much more realistic look to me. The entrance itself compliments the shape too. It's a personal preferance, but as far as porn is concerned, I was always more aroused from longer assholes with more apparent wrinkles around them than those that look more like little dots. And Karma looks exactly how I like them. All that's missing is that little heart tattoo that Lana has, haha.

As far as the texture itself is concerned, it's a nice, looser counterpart to the inherent tightness that comes with anal sleeves, with alternating rings and tiny nubs that continue to tighten as you progress. It's strange, because I honestly can't say whether or not the sleeve is better for longer or shorter sessions; it's right in the middle - snug, and with medium stimulation that works at any pace. I usually tend to go a little faster with it since the orafice itself usually has me down pretty bad when using. There will be more intricate Fleshlights that come out over time, but as far as my preferences go, thise little tightening/constricting rings will always be my favorite, no matter how they're employed. The first section is especially notworthy since it protrudes the most, which allows the rib like feeling to be felt easier.

I've noticed that with orgasm, this sleeve does a nice job of wringing it out of me than a lot of my others. Perhaps that's due to the anal orafice being tight, but not overtly so to the point of being unable to discern the differences in stimulation. And as a result, the orgasm is a great one - it allows you to continue stroking while staying lucid, though man does it tow that line as closely as it's able to.

Other than that, the sleeve is actually really easy to clean since there aren't any hidden nooks that require special attention.

At this point in time, I would say that Karma is my go to anal sleeve, though simply by virtue of it being an anal sleeve in the first place, I use it a little less than my usual rotation. Still though, it's great around the board.

Conclusion:
4.1/5. Karma is a good anal sleeve for beginners of the orafice type, like myself, or those who don't like the overt tightness that the type of orafice provides. Still, the sleeve is stimulating, and unless you already have all of the top rated, more intense anal sleeves in your collection, then Karma would be a great add

Score 4.08 Overall Satisfaction 4
Intensity 1
Stimulation 1.2
Penetration 2.5
Tightness 2
Suction Effect 1
Realism -
Variation 1.9
Smoothness 3
Orgasm Rating 1
Noise 4
Lube Use 1
Cleanup 4.2
Dry Time -

Drac Review

December 7th, 2022 (Drac Texture)

For some context, I'm just over 6" and just under regular girth. As an indication of preference, I'm not the biggest fan of overly tight sleeves because it's more difficult for me to discern the textures, even feel them for that matter. I prefer vaginal to anal sleeves, and usually use a sleeve at least a few times before reviewing. Drying time and realism are negligible ratings to me, since the Fleshlight dryer finishes every sleeve in an hour, and no Fleshlight that I've ever used feels similar to sex.

I bought Drac as part of the Freaks release, because I was curious to see what a red-skinned Fleshlight would look like. And honestly, that's it; I didn't really put much thought into the acquisition process. i probably should have. Drac is by far the worst sleeve in my collection. While Alien Queen exceeded by expectations of what the Freaks line could offer, Drac couldn't even meet my initial caution.

Even the appearence and entrance of the sleeve, my favorite quality of it, is offset by how insanely sticky the silicone is. Maybe I received a bad version of the sleeve, but it just feels like poor quality in comparison to both the Fleshlight Girls line and even the other Freaks (the quality of the silicone in Alien Queen is great). Even with a ton of the Fleshlight powder, I can still feel an underline stickiness after trying to smooth it out.

The texturre itself is simple, which is what I expected, but even then, there barely exists any stimulation. The culprit, I believe, is the thick, twister canal inbetween the rows of bumps; its size prevents me from being able to feel the whole of the sleeve, and unlike Luxe, where that same texture is scattered and used well, this one just continues and remains too smooth. The experience leaves much to be desired, and the orgasm is minimal; my hand would provide more stimulation, which defeats the purpose of purchasing a Fleshlight.

Also, it simply makes no sense how much lube this sleeve demands. You would think that a canal with no variation and only smooth textures would demand little, but the amount of times that this sleeve dried up on me was genuinely frustrating; maybe it has something to do with the insanely sticky silicone that it consists of extending to the inside as well as the outside. But as I used it, I really did feel like I was wasting lube that could be put to better use with pretty much any of the other sleeves that I own.

Conclusion:
1.5/5. Drac is the first sleeve where I can honestly, truly say that it is bad. The demands of this sleeve make no sense given the minimal stimulation that it provides, and the red silicone isn't worth the money, unfortunately. I wouldn't really recommend this sleeve to anyone, as there are better Freaks sleeves for those who seek the novelty, while sleeves like Dragon and Lush provide superior versions of this sleeve's stimulation.

Score 2.03 Overall Satisfaction 1.5
Intensity 3
Stimulation 3.8
Penetration 4
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 3
Realism -
Variation 2.5
Smoothness 3
Orgasm Rating 3.8
Noise 4
Lube Use 3
Cleanup 4
Dry Time -

Alien Queen Review

December 7th, 2022 (Alien Queen Texture)

For some context, I'm just over 6" and just under regular girth. As an indication of preference, I'm not the biggest fan of overly tight sleeves because it's more difficult for me to discern the textures, even feel them for that matter. I prefer vaginal to anal sleeves, and usually use a sleeve at least a few times before reviewing. Drying time and realism are negligible ratings to me, since the Fleshlight dryer finishes every sleeve in an hour, and no Fleshlight that I've ever used feels similar to sex.

Phase two of my October/November Fleshcrack involved me purchasing Alien queen along with Drac because I honestly just wanted some weird colors to add to the collection. While Fleshlight Girls are overall better in quality and texture than the freaks line, I would consider Alien Queen one of the better ones of the bunch.

The penetration of this sleeve is definitely where it shines. I would put it nicely in the middle of a vaginal and anal sleeve as far as tightness goes, honestly, and the perfect circle of its entryway is fun to look at and watch expand along the width of my member.

As far as the inner texture itself is concerned, Alien Queen really only has one major point of stimulation, which is the ring of wheel-like protrusions that run along the sleeve's first two or so inches that are similar to the second chamber of Emily Willis' Squirt sleeve. Despite the sleeve's looseness, that first chamber is actually very stimulating, which came as a surprise to me, who wasn't expecting much and was mostly using it for the novelty. If the first chamber was supported by more textures further in, then I would almost deifnitely be compelled to use the sleeve more. The only (strange) way that I can describe the sensation of the first chamber is like pop rocks, but for your dick.

Beyond that, the rest of the Alien Queen canal consists of medium sized spikes that don't really do much for me, though they don't actively hamper the experience like the texture of Drac, so I'd honestly chalk that up as a win. Fortunately, the first chamber was good enough to get me to orgasm, though it did take a lot of time and lube to get there.

That's honestly about it. Alien Queen is pretty simple in comparison to the Fleshlight Girl line, but overall I'd say it was a solid pickup that might poke in its head around Halloween lol.

Conclusion:
3.1/5. I can't speak to the whole of the freaks collection, since I only own two of the sleeves, but Alien Queen is an okay addition. Personally, it's out of my rotation since Squirt's second chamber alone is a far superior version of it and I don't really put a ton of stock into the Freaks gimmick, but if you're someone who wants a sleeve with this level of strangeness and penetration, then Alien Queen should definitely be on your list...though that twin sleeve should be looked at first. That one is just too weird for me.

Score 3.35 Overall Satisfaction 3.1
Intensity 3.75
Stimulation 4
Penetration 3
Tightness 4.1
Suction Effect -
Realism -
Variation 3.5
Smoothness 2.7
Orgasm Rating 4.1
Noise 4
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 4.5
Dry Time -

Peaches Review

December 6th, 2022 (Peaches Texture)

For some context, I'm just over 6" and just under regular girth. As an indication of preference, I'm not the biggest fan of overly tight sleeves because it's more difficult for me to discern the textures, even feel them for that matter. I prefer vaginal to anal sleeves, and usually use a sleeve at least a few times before reviewing. Drying time and realism are negligible ratings to me, since the Fleshlight dryer finishes every sleeve in an hour, and no Fleshlight that I've ever used feels similar to sex.

I bought Peaches along with Karma and the Violet Myers pair because I wanted to introduce anal sleeves into my collection. While they haven't been my favorite so far, Peaches is easily the best of the three., though Karma does come close. My enjoyment of this sleeve begins with the size of the orafice. Unlike Ahegao, which is way too tight for me to enjoy, Peaches orafice is just large enough to retain the signature quality of anal sleeves, while not being uncomfortable to me all the time (only sometimes). Sure, the difference might be milimeters at best, but for someone who has been using Fleshlights for years, it makes a difference.

But as far as usage is concerned, Peaches' greatest strength comes in its ability to balance tightness with stimulation. I wouldn't have liked the sleeve nearly as much as I do if it was either overloaded with crazy textures like other anal sleeves because its tightness would have nullified a lot of the sensation; vice versa, if the sleeve was too loose and the textures remained the same, I think the sleeve would be a little on the blander side. While that isn't a bad thing, it would result in Peaches being used for longer sessions exclusively. But the equilibrium of both qualities keeps me in a conscious state of care to not allow Peaches to overtake me into a quick orgasm. It creates equal effectiveness in edging as it does in going to pound town on it.

The first chamber is a ring of trapezoidal ridges that point towards the orafice of the sleeve, which are as stimulating as they are simple. based off of my initial impression of the sleeve, I expected the sensation to be similar to Toy Meets World, where the outstroke would be much less stimulating than the instroke, but I was gladly mistaken; the shortness of each ridge ensures that the spininess is felt throughout the entierty of the stroke. It's my favorite section of the sleeve, and works well in conjunction with the second chamber, which possesses a stimulation of stark contrast.

Beginning about 3" in is a ring of large spherical bumps, each with a semicircle impression facing the sleeve's canal. This is where the natural suction of the sleeve occurs. It may not be noticable at first, but those semicircle impressions will trap air as you slide out and create a wonderful feeling of small pockets. The broader, smoother grip like sensation pairs incredibly well with the spiny sensation of the prior chamber, and I find myself plunging as deep as I possibly can just to fully indulge myself in all three chambers (the third consists of a series of smooth nubs that due to my length, I don't hit consistently; can't speak on them).

An orgasm with Peaches is a strong one. The ridges of the first chamber are small enough so as while the orgasm isn't earth shattering to the point of discomfort, they do a good job of scratching my member during and after the orgasm, which results in an almost immediate desire to continue stroking with it.

A bonus point is that the sleeve is also very easy to clean since while the textures are varied, the canal as a whole is straight. This sleeve is also one of the best I own for lube usage. Any beginner who isn't used to the consistent application that a number of sleeves demand would do well to consider Peaches as their first purchase. But the hype extends to established owners as well. Peaches is well worth its rating.

Conclusion:
Anywhere from 3.7/5 to 4/5. As someone who isn't a fan of the orafice type, Peaches is about the best I could ask for in an anal sleeve. While the tightness of the entrance does bother at times, it happens much less than anal sleeves with tighter penetrations. The inner texture is simple, but very, very stimulating without being too tight. I would recommend this sleeve to new buyers and collectors alike.

Score 3.79 Overall Satisfaction 4
Intensity -
Stimulation 4
Penetration -
Tightness 2.6
Suction Effect 3
Realism -
Variation 3.4
Smoothness 4.1
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 3.6
Lube Use 4.1
Cleanup 4.1
Dry Time -

Luxe Review

December 5th, 2022 (Luxe Texture)

For some context, I'm just over 6" and just under regular girth. As an indication of preference, I'm not the biggest fan of overly tight sleeves because it's more difficult for me to discern the textures, even feel them for that matter. I prefer vaginal to anal sleeves, and usually use a sleeve at least a few times before reviewing. Drying time and realism are negligible ratings to me, since the Fleshlight dryer finishes every sleeve in an hour, and no Fleshlight that I've ever used feels similar to sex.

I received the Luxe texture as a free mystery sleeve when buying the Violet Myers combo. Already, I perceived myself as lucky, since a vast majority of buyers were receiving the Cougar texture (which looked fairly boring in comparison). The sleeve itself is even ranked fairly high on this website despite not being in circulation (rank 89 at the time of writing). So in my gratitude, I decided to try it out, and to my surprise, the sleeve is pretty good!

Where Luxe stands out the most is the uneven textures throughout its canals, though canals doesn't really seem to be the best descriptor since the sleeve is kind of one enormous chamber. But the first chamber is really the showcase of this, where alternating ridges are present that almost push into my member in different spots as I move within it. Push is a bit of an extrreme term, but Luxe has a sort of uneven canal feeling that shifts as the user penetrates without actually being an uneven canal (the example that comes to mind it Lvl Up).

The second chamber is bookended by a series of larger nubs that constrict the sleeve ever so slightly. Since Luxe is actually pretty loose, the second chamber helps to squeeze the member and create further variation. I find myself gravitating to the second chamber more, since tight little choke points are probably my favorite sleeve texture overall and really help to put me over the edge; it's like penetrating a second orafice within the orafice.

Altogether, this creates an obviously bumpy sensation that can sneak up on you if you arren't careful. The first few times I used Luxe, its looseness made it both easy and enticing to accelerate in, and I had a few surprising climaxes - which weren't smooth by any means, but not strong enough to make my leg shake.

Also, another great quality of this sleeve is how easy it is to clean and dry. I was curious and wanted to air dry it even though I own the Fleshlight Air, and the wideness of the canal made the process a very easy one. I'd recommend this sleeve to first time buyers, but unfortunately it isn't in circulation.

Conclusion:
3.6/5. In the context of free mystery sleeves, I couldn't really ask for a better addition than Luxe. The texture is a unique one as far as my collection is concerned, and although I don't use it as often as the others, I do get the craving once in awhile. I can't recommend it because it's limited though lol

Score 3.65 Overall Satisfaction 3.6
Intensity 4
Stimulation 1.5
Penetration 4
Tightness 4.5
Suction Effect 2.5
Realism -
Variation 2.5
Smoothness 2
Orgasm Rating 3
Noise 3
Lube Use 2
Cleanup 3
Dry Time -

Ahegao Review

November 30th, 2022 (Ahegao Texture)

For some context, I'm just over 6" and just under regular girth. As an indication of preference, I'm not the biggest fan of overly tight sleeves because it's more difficult for me to discern the textures, even feel them for that matter. I prefer vaginal to anal sleeves, and usually use a sleeve at least a few times before reviewing. Drying time and realism are negligible ratings to me, since the Fleshlight dryer finishes every sleeve in an hour, and no Fleshlight that I've ever used feels similar to sex.

Had a lot to say about Waifu. Don't have that much to say about Ahegao. As a bit of a disclaimer, anal sleeves aren't really my favorite in general, so if you're an anal sleeve connoisseur and enjoy that more snug feeling, this review can definitely be disregarded. Along with this sleeve, I bought two other anal sleeves because I had never tried an anal sleeve before, and reviews on the others will probably come sometime soon.

I bought this sleeve along with Waifu because I bought into the Violet Myers release craze. I don't regret buying Waifu at all despite its inconsistency, because it's a great sleeve. Ahegao on the other hand...I regret being swept up in the moment.

Ultimately, the sleeve is way too tight for me, like insanely tight. It's tight to the point where I'm unable to feel any of the stimulation that Ahegao has too offer. If I try to remedy the lack of sensation with more lube, the texture smooths out since there aren't any noticable protrusions; if I try to use less lube, I simply cannot use the sleeve because if how tight it is. I have actually gotten soft in this sleeve from being so distracted by its tightness and upkeep, which was the first time something like that has ever happened.

The texture itself is just off center, with three slight openings even spaced throughout that contain diagonal nubs. Inbetween each of those openings are...uneven...connecting canals with small rectangular engravings (it's actually really hard to describe these lol). There's no internal texture variety in this sleeve, but rather variety of location, as each connecting canal is at a slightly different height, while the openings remain consistent. It creates that feeling of movement within the sleeve despite the masturbatory motion being a static one.

And for me, that's honestly it. I've used this sleeve maybe six to seven times, and it's simply too tight for me to derive a sense of enjoyment. That's even down to the orgasm, where sure its fairly intense, but there's no sensation to me while it happens that elevates it to that leg shaking, barely lucid status that tighter and more intense sleeves usually have. It's more like a single grip throughout the whole shaft. The whole point of me buying Fleshlights was to move away from the grip of my own hand with more nuanced texture. Of course Ahegao has a texture, but between the anal orafice gripping far tighter than the vaginal orafice, and how insanely thin the rest of the canals are, there isn't all that much of a difference to me.

Conclusion:
2.4/5. Ahegao taught me that too much tightness is a bad thing. Everyone is different, but if you're someone like me who enjoys a little more space in their sleeves, then Ahegao is not the choice for you. If you like a relentless squeeze and shifting in your sleeve while using, then I would definitely consider this one to chase.

Score 2.87 Overall Satisfaction 2.4
Intensity 4
Stimulation 3.8
Penetration 4.8
Tightness 4.4
Suction Effect 4.1
Realism -
Variation 4.2
Smoothness 2.8
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 3.8
Lube Use 1.8
Cleanup 4
Dry Time -

Waifu Review

November 29th, 2022 (Waifu Texture)

For some context, I'm just over 6" and just under regular girth. As an indication of preference, I'm not the biggest fan of overly tight sleeves because it's more difficult for me to discern the textures, even feel them for that matter. I prefer vaginal to anal sleeves, and usually use a sleeve at least a few times before reviewing. Drying time and realism are negligible ratings to me, since the Fleshlight dryer finishes every sleeve in an hour, and no Fleshlight that I've ever used feels similar to sex.

I have a lot to say about this sleeve.

Not only is Waifu one of the most unique Fleshlights I have in my collection, one of the most intense sleeves, and one of the best orgasms you could ever ask for, but it is also the most inconsistent, picky, and bizarre sleeves I have ever used. Regardless of what I say below, this sleeve definitely has its place, and I can't see it being replicated any time soon.

I bought this sleeve, along with Ahegao, because it's Violet Myers of course. It's been a long time since I've seen the level of hype that she brought to a new Fleshlight release, and I 1000% bought in. She's an amazing performer, an amazing addition to the FLG roster, and the only FLG that I have both sleeves of (as of writing, I'm sure that'll change in the future).

Normally, I don't think much of a sleeve's entryway, but the penetration on Waifu is amazing - Fleshlight outdid themselves with this. The way that the lips flow downward from the clitoral hood before opening up from around the point of insertion is an incredible molding detail that shouldn't be overlooked. When both inserting, and masturbating with the sleeve, the result is that the lips actually hug the shaft and pull in a sort of life like way, dare I say.

The realism similarities end there, as Waifu hosts one of the craziest sequences of textures that a Fleshlight has ever presented. The first chamber is a more intense version of the first chamber of Maitland Ward's Toy Meets World - a series of aggressively pointing, stair-like pyramids. Unlike Toy Meets World, whose stimulation on the out-stroke is much less noticable than the in-stroke, Waifu's pyramids consist of 90 degree angles on their back sides whose construction allow them stimulate on the way out as well. It's a clever innovation and jagged, bumpy stimulation that results in the sleeve never letting up for any sort of reprieve. Now the problem I have with Waifu's defining chamber is how insanely picky with lube it is, leading to a sense of inconsitency with the stimulation. The sleeve demands a pretty ridiculous amount of lube because of how many crevices it consists of, which is one thing, but it demands the perfect amount. If I use too much (which is easy when you're heavily applying), the out-stroke sensation of the pyramids is pretty much negated as the lube makes it feel flat; the in-stroke becomes nullified as well, going from an intense series of pointed spikes to smooth nubs, which takes away one of Waifu's defining qualities. If I use too little lube in an attempt to maintain the stimulation, the sleeve dries fast and those pyramids can actually become irritating. The line is a fine one with Waifu, and to this day, I haven't been able to consistently maintain the perfect amount of lube that it seems to demand from me. But I can't outright bag on the first chamber either, because when it hits...it's incredible. The first chamber becomes a perfect mix of intense pull in and bumpy, massage like pull out that makes it virtually impossible to edge, but not uncomfortable. It feels like the pyramids alternate in rubbing against you and as if the entire structure of the sleeve moves around despite not having a noticable canal shift like Lvl Up. It's actually really impressive.

Waifu made me realize that I seem to have a thing for tighter choke points in sleeves. On my favorate sleeve, Beyond, there is a very similar inch or so where the canal tightens, though the bumps are smaller than Waifu's. Regardless, the sensation of a tighter inch or so is something I've come to really enjoy, and Waifu's is no different. Though the first chamber takes up the vast majority of my attention for either positive or negative reasons, the second chamber is the model of consistency and always stimulates well - massage like. Afterwards, about halfway through the sleeve, a series of backwards facing...points...mushroom things...is the best way I can describe it (this sleeve is wild) whose chamber expantions and contractions can be felt. While I'm not long enough to experience the entierty of it, it makes for great head stimulation as the sides of the chamber grip against it when pulling out. Once again though, it is another one of those chambers that require the perfect amount of lube. Otherwise, the texture is either to harsh, or unable to be felt.

All of these chambers join together into a tight, intense, and varied sleeve that to me is impossible to have longer sessions with, when it works that is. It's just strrange, because I've never come across a sleeve like this, that was so contingent on how much lube you employ. It really is night and day. Sometimes, this sleeve absolutely blows my mind, and I think to myself that it's one of my favorites. Other times, i actually have to swap it out with a new sleeve because it's just refusing to play nice with me and becomes somewhat frustrating. Perhaps I'll come back to this review and update it after trying out a few different lubricants, but as of right now, I can't say it deserves one of those top spots that the rankings seem to indicate at the time.

Needless to say, orgasming in Waifu is earth shattering. It's virtually impossible for me to continue using during climax. I've never actually tried using Waifu for multiple orgasms yet; maybe it would help remedy the lube issue, but the lube issue is usually the reason why I don't pursue the sleeve for long periods of time in the first place.

And this brings me to the end. Can I say with confidence that Waifu is one of the very best sleeves? I wish, but no. When it decides to be, the sensation is incredible, but its honestly a big if that can't be overlooked to me. Even the dry time can take awhile. The Air does make drying easier, but I have to set it to an hour otherwise it stays wet. Couldn't imagine how long it would take if it was set to air dry. If I had to average out the experience with the upkeep, then I'm going to say that Waifu is great, just great. I know...all of the complaining about lube I made, just to end up saying that the sleeve is great. But it bothers me because I know it has the potential to be so much more than that - it could definitely be one of the best in my collection if it was consistently at its best, or if the code is cracked. Hopefully I can figure that out the more I use it.

Conclusion:
3.8/5. As much as I want Waifu to be deserving of the number 4 (as of writing) spot that it is because of all its amazing qualities, It is by far the most inconsistent sleeve I have ever used, so I can't rate it that highly in good faith. But I can't declare that it's overrated and rate it low as a result, because when it hits...man does it hit unlike anything else. Regardless, the Violet Myers release craze was some of the best hype Fleshlight has ever generated, and this sleeve delivered on it. If you're looking for a truly one of a kind experience, this is it.

Score 3.79 Overall Satisfaction 3.8
3
Intensity 2.4
Stimulation 2
Penetration 3
Tightness 2.8
Suction Effect 1
Realism -
Variation 1.2
Smoothness 2.4
Orgasm Rating 3.8
Noise 4
Lube Use 3.8
Cleanup 4
Dry Time -

Eden Review

November 27th, 2022 (Eden Texture)

For some context, I'm just over 6" and just under regular girth. As an indication of preference, I'm not the biggest fan of overly tight sleeves because it's more difficult for me to discern the textures, even feel them for that matter. I prefer vaginal to anal sleeves, and usually use a sleeve at least a few times before reviewing. Drying time and realism are negligible ratings to me, since the Fleshlight dryer finishes every sleeve in an hour, and no Fleshlight that I've ever used feels similar to sex.

I bought Eden during the holiday sale a few years ago because I'm a fan of Janice Griffith and her unique look. At the time, everything ebout Eden was just as unique as she is in the porn world - it was the first tan sleeve, and has an interesting pattern of small bumps and square nubs, so I was sold. After using it a number of times though, I can't help but feel dissappointed with the result. To me, the sleeve is mild at best.

The first of Eden's chambers is a series of small circular protrustions grouped tightly together. Unfortunately, I thought i would be able to feel them more on an individual basis, but it ended up feeling like a couple of ridges - essentially a lesser version of Lvl Up. The next chamber is my personal favorite, which is a series of block like protrrusions, which on their own are pretty nice, but as part of Eden as a whole, they aren't distinct enough. They blend in with the first chamber, and aren't enhanced enough by the lotus entry and beyond, which to me are essentially textureless, and provide minimum stimulation. Essentially, the second chamber gets lost in everything else, which is Eden's unfortunate, defining quality. The later chambers aren't really worth writing home about either, since they're all flat and don't really help. I'm not sure if I don't enjoy the lotus texture that much, or if its sensation gets lost amongst everything else, but either way I didn't really click with it.

One of Eden's better qualities though is the smoothness of orgasm with the sleeve. It's very easy for me to keep using the sleeve while orgasm since the texture is mild, though not once have I been interested in the sleeve enough for multiple orgasms in it. Still, if you're someone who is especially sensitive to stimulation, then maybe this sleeve is for you, though I would check out Cream first.

Finally, the sleeve is easy to clean. I normally don't put much stock into these aspects of sleeves because the Fleshlight Air is a game changer of convenience, but I did own this sleeve before purchasing it, and it dried incredibly fast. If discretion is an important aspect for you, then this sleeve should be considered.

Conclusion:
2.5/5. Sadly, despite my excitement for the sleeve, Eden is a texture that let me down. Users looking for a milder sleeve that's easy to care for with a smooth climax, or are drawn in by its tan silicone color could check it out. But overall, now that a number of other, better looking tan textures have been released since Eden, I would recommend checking those out first.

Score 2.77 Overall Satisfaction 2.8
Intensity 3.8
Stimulation 4
Penetration 4
Tightness 4.2
Suction Effect 4.4
Realism -
Variation 3
Smoothness 3.2
Orgasm Rating 4.1
Noise 2
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 3.8
Dry Time -

Tasty Review

November 25th, 2022 (Tasty Texture)

For some context, I'm just over 6" and just under regular girth. As an indication of preference, I'm not the biggest fan of overly tight sleeves because it's more difficult for me to discern the textures, even feel them for that matter. I prefer vaginal to anal sleeves, and usually use a sleeve at least a few times before reviewing. Drying time and realism are negligible ratings to me, since the Fleshlight dryer finishes every sleeve in an hour, and no Fleshlight that I've ever used feels similar to sex.

I picked up Tasty because I wanted a tighter Fleshlight at the time. Unknown to me then, tightness isn't generally my favorite quality of a sleeve, but exceptions can be made. Tasty is one of those exceptions. While there no section of the sleeve that's noticeably tighter than the rest, in the same way of a sleeve like Beyond, but rather the entire sleeve is smaller in width. As a result, it squeezes around you much more, and creates great suction and decent penetration, despite the size of the lips (which could also be a big plus for some, I normally don''t pay much attention to the entries).

In all honesty, Tasty to me is a one chamber sleeve, where much of the enjoyment and stimulation originate from the section of angled nubs from the 1" to 4" mark. That isn't a bad thing! In fact, the length of the chamber is more than long enough to envelop a nice length of shaft, and early enough in the sleeve to control what exact place you want it to stimulate. The tightness of the sleeve doesn't negate the feeling of the nubs either, even with the endcap tightened. For me specifically, the bumps do a fantastic job in stimulating the bottom of my member.

The other sections of the sleeve are fine. The first chamber goes about an inch in and feels like a lesser version of Beyond's third chamber, while the section after the nubs past the 4" mark dont really do all that much for me, though the little pinch around 5" creates a decent vorrtex effect.

One thing to note about Tasty is that this is the loudest sleeve I own by far. Noise is a weird metric to rate a Fleshlight by because while some users can't afford to make it due to pprivacy reasons, I believe that it adds to the eroticism of using Tasty if your own context doesn't need to be considered. Along with the suction, the noise of this sleeve with the endcap screwed on even a bit emulates the squelching of a very happy pussy, thus easily leading me to a quick orgasm if not careful enough.

And as for the orgasm of this sleeve, I'd say it's perfect. It's just below the intensity of needing to stop due to the sensation being too much, probably because the nubs are doing most of the work. Therefore, I can keep using the sleeve while climaxing, or even have multiple orgasms with it.

Conclusion:
4.1/5. Tasty is a tight sleeve whose texture is much more intense than it initially looks. While it is more or less carried by the stimulation of the second chamber, that chamber does an incredible job at doing so. For those looking for a loud, tight emulation of a petite blonde like Elsa Jean should look no further than this.

Score 3.72 Overall Satisfaction 4.1
Intensity 4.4
Stimulation 4.4
Penetration 4.4
Tightness 4.4
Suction Effect 3.8
Realism -
Variation 4.2
Smoothness 4.4
Orgasm Rating 4.8
Noise 4.8
Lube Use -
Cleanup -
Dry Time 2.8

Lvl Up Review

November 24th, 2022 (Lvl Up Texture)

For some context, I'm just over 6" and just under regular girth. As an indication of preference, I'm not the biggest fan of overly tight sleeves because it's more difficult for me to discern the textures, even feel them for that matter. I prefer vaginal to anal sleeves, and usually use a sleeve at least a few times before reviewing. Drying time and realism are negligible ratings to me, since the Fleshlight dryer finishes every sleeve in an hour, and no Fleshlight that I've ever used feels similar to sex.

I bought Lvl Up because of the unique first chamber and the fact that it was Mia Malkova, obviously. How could I say no. Ever since buying it shortly after its release, the sleeve has remained in my rotation, and I don't see that changing anytime soon.

The first chamber of Lvl Up is what's described as a sort of winding tentacle formation. While it does have a wavy shape and little sucker like rings evenly distributed throughout, I wouldn't say the sensation is "tentacle-like" despite what the description of the sleeve says, but rather "sandpaper-like." I know that sounds like a bad thing lol, but I mean it in the best possible way, in that it's the exact opposite of smooth. Instead of larger circular nubs/tunnels that create suction, Lvl Up's first chamber consists of a ton of tiny nubs that unite to create its own sensation when being penetrated in unison. The simultaneous rubbing of the nubs along with the irregular shape makes it feel almost coarse when using, and that creates a lot of stimulation, almost too much to deal with despite how the pictures look. Past the first chamber are larger, smoother nubs that grip my head nicely and provide a nice degree of suction, but not too overt and similar to the little rings of the first chamber.

I've seen criticism of this sleeve, saying that it's overrated and not nearly as intense as the broader community makes it seem, but I honestly think it's a good barometer for sensitivity. If you're particularly sensitive, enough so to feel the little nubs of the first chamber, then Lvl Up will absolutely take you for a ride. Otherwise, maybe it won't provide the obvious spark.

Lastly, the orgasm that this sleeve gives me is the most intense in my collection. A vast majority of the time, I have to stop stroking with it because it's too much. So if that's something you're looking for, then Lvl Up is the sleeve for you.

One other factor of note. Normally, I wouldn't rate the drying time since I own the Fleshlight dryer, but I did own this sleeve before the purchase and it took foreeeeeeeeeeeeeever to dry. When I had no choice but to air dry it (and shake out excess water), Lvl Up literally took days for me to be comfortable enough to seal it up. So I know it isn't the biggest factor in people's decisions, but make sure that you're okay with either creating an alternate drying method, or being willing to leave it out for extended periods of time.

Edit (1/2024) the first chamber is too insane, upped rating to five stars

Conclusion:
4.4/5. An incredible first chamber really defines Lvl Up, as well as its intensity. While it can be a little too tight for me at times, and demands a lot of lube, this sleeve is an incredible one that creates earth-shattering orgasms with a unique stimulation that still hasn't been replicated yet.

Score 4.31 Overall Satisfaction 5
Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 3.75
Penetration 4
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 3
Realism -
Variation 3
Smoothness 4.2
Orgasm Rating 4.1
Noise 4.4
Lube Use 4
Cleanup -
Dry Time 3.6

Candy Review

November 22nd, 2022 (Candy Texture)

For some context, I'm just over 6" and just under regular girth. As an indication of preference, I'm not the biggest fan of overly tight sleeves because it's more difficult for me to discern the textures, even feel them for that matter. I prefer vaginal to anal sleeves, and usually use a sleeve at least a few times before reviewing. Drying time and realism are negligible ratings to me, since the Fleshlight dryer finishes every sleeve in an hour, and no Fleshlight that I've ever used feels similar to sex.

I picked up Candy because Ella Hughes was a favorite of mine for a bit, and she had just come off a string of great videos in 2018. Candy is definitely a sleeve whose construction fits the theme of the playful redhead.

One of Candy's both defining and stranger aspects (I would consider it strange in a good way), as well as one that's unique is the instantaneous transition between smooth and spiny. The first two chambers couldn't be more different from each other. The first chamber is home to a pair of larger bumps that immediately become apparent when moving through them; it almost feels as if the chamber is wiggling. While the sensation isn't overtly stimulating, is does a great job of lightly squeezing you in preparation for the next texture.

Tantilizing is a good way to describe the stimulation that the sleeve offers, as the description brings up - specifically the second chamber. I wouldn't describe the triangular spikes in Candy's second chamber in the same way as I would the spikes in Utopia, where they aggressively angle forward and make it difficult to not climax, but rather more of a spiney feeling that brushes yet pokes. It's a sleeve where the first chamber helps to elevate the sensation of the second; while the first lightly grips you and keeps you at attention, the second chamber teases you nicely and helps to enable edging or longer sessions.

The only downside I have is that Candy only really has one mode, which is slow. I personally don't mind that one bit, but there might be others who enjoy more intense, shorter sessions, who wouldn't be satisfied. Tightening the suction cap negates its feeling, and using the sleeve at faster paces makes that sequence of textures that I previously lauded actually feel bizarre, and not exactly in a pleasurable way. For those reasons, I only really use it at a slower pace.

This leads to the climax quality of the sleeve, which when I had first bought Candy, was much differen't than my others. While climaxing in my other sleeves at the time was body shaking experience, Candy's is much more "delightful." I can easily continue to use it while and after climax, which isn't a quality that takes away from the sleeve. It's smooth, and sometimes that's exactly what you want.

Conclusion:
4/5. While is may not be an essential sleeve to everyone, Candy offers a unique sequence of textures that effortlessly blends the line between smooth and spikey. It will likely be buried in time as more intricate textures arise, but shouldn't be overlooked if you want to spend longer sessions with a sleeve.

Score 3.71 Overall Satisfaction 4
Intensity 3.3
Stimulation 4.3
Penetration 3
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 3
Realism -
Variation 3.65
Smoothness 4.5
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 4.3
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 3.5
Dry Time -

Fit Review

November 19th, 2022 (Fit Texture)

For some context, I'm just over 6" and just under regular girth. As an indication of preference, I'm not the biggest fan of overly tight sleeves because it's more difficult for me to discern the textures, even feel them for that matter. I prefer vaginal to anal sleeves, and usually use a sleeve at least a few times before reviewing. Drying time and realism are negligible ratings to me, since the Fleshlight dryer finishes every sleeve in an hour, and no Fleshlight that I've ever used feels similar to sex.

This sleeve was my very first! Bought it back in 2018 along with MVP, which I ended up getting rid of. It's not uncommon for the first sleeve you buy to be completely phased out due to its age (unless you start collecting now), but in the six years I've had this sleeve, it hasn't completely lost its way out of the rotation, though it does move closer and closer.

The best part about Fit, and a huge plus for those that may not be well endowed is that easily the best chamber of the sleeve is in the beginning. So not only do you not need to worry about length restrictions, but you could also stimulate different areas consciously. The first chamber is a vortex like string of nubs that gives a continual massage feeling, followed by a series of spaced out, individual bumps that tickle or lightly squeeze. It isn't too tight of a sleeve, but isn't a dude either despite being on the looser side.

The roll that Fit fits is definitely an edger for me, and I really only use it for long sessions, whenever I do use it. That's because the texture itself isn't super overwhelming or stimulating from the get-go, but with time that all changes. Fit is definitely a builder. While in the beginning, it may not be the most engaging, the longer the session, the more the sensation of the first canal and poking of the latter ones begin to creep up on you. If you're not careful, you can deifnitely blow earlier than intended.

Fit's climax is a good one, there aren't any suprised in the chambers so it's also easy to clean, and the first texture crreates some nice suction as well with the cap on.

Conclusion:
3.5/5. Fit was a fortunate start to my collection, and a sleeve that still pokes its head into the rotation every once in awhile to satisfaction. Is it as good as its current rank on the forum implies (16 at the time of writing)? Probably not, but it is an effective sleeve for those who enjoy longer, slower sessions.

Score 3.67 Overall Satisfaction 3.5
Intensity 4
Stimulation 4.5
Penetration 3.5
Tightness 3.5
Suction Effect 3
Realism -
Variation 3
Smoothness 3
Orgasm Rating 4.5
Noise 4
Lube Use 4.1
Cleanup 5
Dry Time -

Utopia Review

November 18th, 2022 (Utopia Texture)

For some context, I'm just over 6" and just under regular girth. As an indication of preference, I'm not the biggest fan of overly tight sleeves because it's more difficult for me to discern the textures, even feel them for that matter. I prefer vaginal to anal sleeves, and usually use a sleeve at least a few times before reviewing. Finally, drying time and realism are negligible ratings to me, since the Fleshlight dryer finishes every sleeve in an hour, and no Fleshlight that I've ever used feels similar to sex.

Utopia is my second favorite sleeve, right behind Beyond. Whereas Beyond is smoother and more versatile, Utopia is a rougher counterpart. There are a number of spiny tendrils throughout the sleeve that create a bumpy experience when moving in and out, which is inherently more aggressive to me. The entire experience is heightened by the larger, slightly inward-facing spikes about three inches in. You can feel the subtle sharpness on your shaft; it almost feels as if you're entering a second orafice, or a sharper ring that grips slightly tighter than the rest. If I'm not careful, that ring can easily make me climax or can ramp up the intensity to the point where edging becomes impossible. It's one of those sleeves where (partially because of the simple design) you know exactly what section you're moving past at any given time. That distinctness, along with the "soft-sharpness" to it (oxymoron, I know), is what establishes Utopia as a rotation staple in the world of more complex textures six years after its release. For those who like suction though, my only minor drawback to the sleeve is that tightening the cap negates a lot of that bumpy feeling which makes Utopia so great, so I never use the cap for this one.

And as far as the climax is concerned, that spininess makes it hard to stay lucid in those few seconds lol. But for whoever this is relevant to, Utopia is easily my favorite sleeve for post-orgasm stroking or consecutive orgasms.

Another great quality of Utopia is the ease in which it can be cleaned and dried. Normally, I can't speak to the drying time of most sleeves since I picked up the dryer, but I had Utopia for a time before I bought the dryer. Even when placed in a room temperrature space and exposed to the air, Utopia dries much faster than any of the other sleeves I own. There also aren't any crevices to pay specific attention to when cleaning, and it doesn't require a lot of lube to be effective. For that reason, it could be appealing to first time buyers who are put off by the Fleshlight care process. Very low maintenence.

Conclusion:
4.7/5. Utopia is one of my all time favorites, a perfect first sleeve, and a sleeve for those that value stimulation and intensity without any sort of overt tightness. It's low maintenence, high intensity, and still a unique experience to me after years and more intricate Fleshlights later

Score 3.90 Overall Satisfaction 4.7
2
Intensity 4.1
Stimulation 5
Penetration 4.5
Tightness 3.55
Suction Effect 3.9
Realism -
Variation 3.5
Smoothness 4.1
Orgasm Rating 5
Noise 4.7
Lube Use 3.95
Cleanup -
Dry Time 3.6

Beyond Review

November 17th, 2022 (Beyond Texture)

Considering i've been a part of this forum for about two years now, I think I'm overrdue for a review.

For some context, I'm just over 6" and just under regular girth (don't have one of those measurers so I don't know exactly), and have used this sleeve over 20 times at least. When I started counting on this website, I hit the 20s, and I'm sure I've forgotten to add once or twice.

I'm not the biggest fan of overly tight sleeves because it's more difficult for me to discern the textures, even feel them for that matter. This factor alone is what makes Beyond such a standout to me. It's funny because better versions of every individual quality of Beyond could be found in other sleeves. Elsewhere, theres more intense and varied stimulation, more suction, crazier entryways, and harder orgasms, but this is one of those examples where the whole is much, much greater than the sum of its parts.

The entry way is my favorite out of all the sleeves I own; the clitoral hood is enormous and the lips wrap around the opening in a small, and very enticing way. When you look down on yourself when using the sleeve, you can see how easily they stretch to accomodate you (this is coming from someone who isn't girthy, btw). Normally, I don't even note the entryways in sleeves, but this one had to be pointed out due to the interent eroticism in its shape.

As far as the internal experience itself, sensational. Where the heatmap seems to focus on the narrower, bumpy canal 2" in, I've noticed that it's more of a compliment and it's the middle of the sleeve that gets me the most because of its flexibility. If I slow down and let each of the ridges around the 3" to 5" section grip, I'll discover suction and can edge; if I go all in, they become intense and could make me cum in a few minutes. And it's all so easily identifiable. I know I'm playing with semantics, but "jack of all trades" doesn't really seem like an appropriate way to describe Beyond even though it meets the deifnition, as I've said earlier. The term implies "master of none," which is far from true in this sleeve's case. To me, it can be incredible at everything and anything depending on the rapidity in which you approach it, or how you utilize the cap.

And finally, the orgasm is mindblowing. If I keep using it while climaxing, my legs will shake.

Conclusion:
In short, Beyond is my favorite sleeve in my somewhat small collection (it least incomparison to people here), and Utopia is really the only one that's somewhat in the same stratosphere; it just clicks with me in every way. It's one of those textures where the stimulation is varied to the point that you can easily figure out which sections you're passing through. That plus enough suction, tightness, and variation keeps things in balance creates a whole that far exceeds the sum of its parts.

5/5. I would definitely recommend this sleeve for first time buyers and collectors alike. It's one of those that would make you realize that you've been missing out.

Score 4.24 Overall Satisfaction 5
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