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Found 5 reviews in total

Intensity 3.7
Stimulation 4.75
Penetration 4.6
Tightness 4.2
Suction Effect 3.85
Realism 1.65
Variation 2.15
Smoothness 2.75
Orgasm Rating 4.65
Noise 3.25
Lube Use 4.5
Cleanup 3.75
Dry Time 3.75

Empress Review

December 28th, 2017 (Empress Texture)

Similar to the Punk, the Empress offers a consistent sensation all the way through the sleeve. It holds on tight and does a great job of providing "waves" of pleasure, as opposed to most sleeves spikes of intensity. The Empress does well to manage being snug, without using up a ton of lube like other similarly tight sleeves. Noise and cleanup are both great as well, although I always recommend using isopropyl alcohol to rinse the inside to hasten evaporation. Overall this sleeve is fantastic, especially with some of the recently disappoint FLG sleeves.

Unless you're looking for an extremely intense section at full hilt, you can't go wrong with this sleeve.

Score 3.74 Overall Satisfaction 4.75
Intensity 3.75
Stimulation 3.35
Penetration 2.45
Tightness 1.75
Suction Effect 3.75
Realism 0.65
Variation 4.75
Smoothness 1.15
Orgasm Rating 2.7
Noise 2.45
Lube Use 2.5
Cleanup 2.85
Dry Time 2.45

Sugar Review

December 27th, 2017 (Sugar Texture)

Being a big fan of Lovia, I was hoping that this sleeve would match the enjoyment of watching her scenes. Unfortunately this might be my least favorite of the FLG sleeves I own, as it provides neither the intensity of a Destroya, or the consistent strokes of a Punk or similar. The first few sections lack grip, and really add very little to the experience. The chambers further in offer a bit more stimulation, but then it feels like you're having to go full hilt just to justify the experience. Quite disappointing for one of the biggest starlets out there.

The sensation doesn't hit the highs I thought it would, seems to be random chambers thrown together without a cohesive experience.

Score 2.73 Overall Satisfaction 3.6
Intensity 3.6
Stimulation 2.95
Penetration 2.5
Tightness 1.95
Suction Effect 1.95
Realism 2.5
Variation 2.95
Smoothness 3
Orgasm Rating 2.75
Noise 0.45
Lube Use 3.75
Cleanup 4.95
Dry Time 4.95

Pilot Review

December 27th, 2017 (Pilot Texture)

As the owner of a Destroya sleeve, I was excited to try out this smaller, and easier to clean version. However several issues left me disappointed overall with the Flight series. The first and most annoying issue was the increase in volume. Even as someone who doesn't have to worry about roomates or family, the Pilot is so loud it actively annoyed me. With the cap screwed tight, the Pilot is almost impenetrable, even as someone of medium size (5.5 inches), but with the cap loose, the noise sounded like someone fisting a jar of mayonnaise. The design of the Pilot is annoying as well, as the bottom is slanted at an angle, leaving it impossible to stand up on its own. With the decrease in overall size, I was hoping for a more snug experience, but it felt like I was constantly battling with lube usage. Either I was stuck in tight with little sensation, or sliding past the different textures with barely any notice. Cleanup is incredibly fast however, with the sleeve taking only about an hour even without rinsing with alcohol.

Disappointing downgrade from a real Destroya, even with the benefits of compactness and easier cleanup.

Score 2.99 Overall Satisfaction 3.65
Intensity 3.7
Stimulation 4.85
Penetration 4.75
Tightness 3.95
Suction Effect 4.7
Realism 2.1
Variation 1.9
Smoothness 3.5
Orgasm Rating 3.85
Noise 3.9
Lube Use 3.9
Cleanup 4.95
Dry Time 3.95

Punk-Charmer Review

December 27th, 2017 (Punk-Charmer Texture)

After buying a few sleeves that focused on variation of textures, often past the length of which I (5.5 inches) could reach, I wanted to try out a sleeve that had a consistent experience all the way through. The Punk is absolutely incredible for long sessions with a consistent rhythm. The opening is incredibly tight, and with slow strokes you can really feel every different cavern and ridge. It uses lube up quite liberally, as it also functions quite well with maximum suction. While other textures may have more extreme sensation, the Punk is my most-used by far. Drying time for the the punk is also fairly quick compared to most other FLG sleeves, although if you like to use a desk fan, definitely point it at the tail end, as the anal orifice is so small you're not going to get much airflow.

Best sleeve out there if you're going to be using for long sessions.

Score 3.92 Overall Satisfaction 4.9
Intensity 4.6
Stimulation 4
Penetration 2.6
Tightness 3.95
Suction Effect 2.5
Realism 0.75
Variation 4.5
Smoothness 1.9
Orgasm Rating 3.7
Noise 2.75
Lube Use 1.95
Cleanup 2.1
Dry Time 1.45

Destroya Review

December 27th, 2017 (Destroya Texture)

I purchased the older version of the Destroya as my first fleshlight sometime last year. Even after purchasing several more, this remains the most intense experience, at times almost too intense. The entrance is incredibly tight for a vaginal opening model, and it slides right into the fangs. If you're not 6+ inches lengthwise, you're not going to be able to move during orgasm, as the most intense section is right on the underside of your head. I found the suction of this model to be quite underwhelming, as it goes from almost impenetrable, to complete freedom with the smallest of adjustments. Noise is standard compared to most other full-size models, but cleanup is another story. This is the longest drying sleeve I have, and by most reports only the Lotus Garden takes longer. Even after rinsing with Isopropyl Alcohol and setting in front of a desk fan, it would still take 2+ hours to completely dry out.

If you're looking for an intense experience you can't go wrong, but has drawbacks with regards to cleanup and longer sessions.

Score 2.96 Overall Satisfaction 4.7


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