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Intensity 2
Stimulation 1.6
Penetration 2
Tightness 2
Suction Effect 0
Realism 1
Variation 0.5
Smoothness 2
Orgasm Rating 1.5
Noise 1
Lube Use 1
Cleanup 4.95
Dry Time 4.95

Vantage Review

December 9th, 2017 (Vantage Texture)

Got the vantage as part of the holiday promotion and though I wouldn't actually buy one separately, it's a nice bonus during the promotion period. It obviously doesn't come anywhere close to an actual fleshlight, however it is slightly better than the traditional means of flying solo and the size makes it convenient to hide. Though it does go through a lot of lube, the cleaning and drying time is pretty fast (due to the open design). Can't say I will use it much (or at all) after this review but its a novel promotion bonus and a potential alternative for couples who want to try something different.

Conclusion:
Decent promotional gift, though I would go pilot instead if you were planning on buying something discreet. Could be an alternative for couples who use toys.

Score 2.04 Overall Satisfaction 2
Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 3.5
Penetration 4
Tightness 3.5
Suction Effect 3
Realism 3.5
Variation 3.65
Smoothness 2.5
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 4
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 2.1

Tease Review

December 9th, 2017 (Tease Texture)

The Tease feels like a step up from the mini-lotus and is definitely tighter and more intense. Though the sleeve offers more variation in the texture than the mini-lotus is still manages to feel only a little less realistic, however the sensations provided make this more than an acceptable trade-off. Lube use is great, cleaning is about average and drying will take a little longer than the average sleeves but really doesn't matter. Hand's down the best lady sleeve I've ever tried and the best FL purchase I've ever made.

Conclusion:
If you're looking for a step up from the lotus/mini-lotus or you're wanting a sleeve with plenty of stimulation/variation/etc that still manages to maintain realism, then this is a fantastic sleeve.

Score 3.55 Overall Satisfaction 4.5
Intensity 3
Stimulation 3.75
Penetration 3
Tightness 3.5
Suction Effect 3.5
Realism 0.5
Variation 2
Smoothness 3
Orgasm Rating 3
Noise 3
Lube Use 3.5
Cleanup 2.5
Dry Time 0.5

Lotus Garden Review

December 9th, 2017 (Lotus Garden Texture)

A lot of people are divided on this sleeve and though I wouldn't suggest it if you're only getting one sleeve, it's definitely worth getting if you have a collection. The orifice looks amazing and I would describe the sleeve as slightly tight and for the most part, quite smooth. Zero variation and though you won't notice all of the lotus nodes most of the time, you will definitely notice two in the middle and each node feels slightly different. Lube use is actually more efficient than I expected, however cleaning and drying this sleeve is perhaps the most bothersome of all the sleeves I own (that being said, it's still worth the hassle on the odd occasion).

Conclusion:
Though it's difficult to feel all of them, the lotus provide a different sensation to that in the tease/mini-lotus textures and are definitely worth experiencing. Though people tend to either hate or love this sleeve, I'm happy to say I sit in the latter. It's a unique and enjoyable experience.

Score 2.73 Overall Satisfaction 3.5
Intensity 3.45
Stimulation 3.5
Penetration 2.5
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 3
Realism 3
Variation 3
Smoothness 2.5
Orgasm Rating 3.5
Noise 3
Lube Use 2.5
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 3.65

Swallow Review

December 9th, 2017 (Swallow Texture)

Got this as a mystery sleeve, though it would be worth purchasing if they had it in my region. The texture itself doesn't exactly simulate an actual blowjob, however it does manage to get somewhat close to what you would feel from someone deep throating you. Uses a little more lube than other sleeves, however it is easy to clean and still provides an enjoyable experience.

Conclusion:
A solid sleeve and definitely worth adding to a collection if you don't have one already.

Score 3.19 Overall Satisfaction 4
Intensity 0
Stimulation 0
Penetration 1
Tightness 1.5
Suction Effect 1.5
Realism 0.5
Variation 0.5
Smoothness 3.45
Orgasm Rating 0.5
Noise 1.5
Lube Use 0
Cleanup 1.5
Dry Time 2.5

Wonderland Review

December 7th, 2017 (Wonderland Texture)

It's hard to actually write this review as this sleeve caught my interest when it was first released and unfortunately I couldn't have been more disappointed with it. This is the worst out of all my sleeves and I will be throwing it in the garbage after this review. I think the biggest issue is the material that they have used for this texture.. it's incredibly sticky all over and I swear there's a doorway to Narnia in there because lube just seems to vanish almost immediately after putting it in! The sleeve is somewhat tight (but not firm) with a bit of a constriction mid way though which to be honest, like the rest of the texture is just not noticeable. I believe this is due to the fact that the sleeve just sticks to you when you're inside of it, to the point where you don't feel the texture or any sensations at all as a result. If you wanted to be diplomatic about it, you could say that the sleeve "hugs" you but that's really all it does.. no stimulation or intensity whatsoever. Cleaning this is not the biggest hassle compared to other sleeves (though it still is), drying seems fast due to the different material (may be why lube is an issue with this sleeve) and noise is fairly standard. You could say there is some suction.. but it is really impossible to tell, as you can't tell whether it's actually is suction or every part of the texture just sticking to you. Orgasm is lackluster as it feels like you're finishing inside a can of air.

Conclusion:
I honestly can't recommend this sleeve. If you were really dead set on it, I would get a Forbidden instead if you don't have one already. Otherwise I would strongly recommend limiting your expectations if getting this sleeve as it just loosely sticks to/hugs your member whilst providing zero stimulation and intensity. Never thought I would ever bin a FL no matter how bad it was (as they're not cheap and are still sleeves at the end of the day), however it is unfortunate I have been proven wrong with this one.

Score 1.32 Overall Satisfaction 0.1
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Intensity 2.65
Stimulation 3
Penetration 2.65
Tightness 3.45
Suction Effect 3
Realism 4.5
Variation 3.5
Smoothness 4
Orgasm Rating 3.5
Noise 3.1
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 3.5
Dry Time 3

Mini-Lotus Review

December 7th, 2017 (Mini-Lotus Texture)

If any texture could be considered the gateway drug for fleshlights, this texture would definitely be the one of them. If you're not hung like a horse and are an average sized guy, there isn't really any reason to not get this texture (unless you're coming from something like the destroya or obsession). This sleeve doesn't provide crazy sensations, however what it does do is provide a very realistic experience and is about the closest you could get to the real thing in a FL. Can be a little loud with the cap tied on all the way, however cleaning, drying and lube use is pretty simple.

Conclusion:
A solid sleeve and definitely the go to option if you're of an average size.

Score 3.39 Overall Satisfaction 3.6
Intensity 2
Stimulation 1.5
Penetration 1
Tightness 2.15
Suction Effect 2.5
Realism 2
Variation 1
Smoothness 3.85
Orgasm Rating 2
Noise 1
Lube Use 1
Cleanup 4.5
Dry Time 4

Cyborg Review

December 7th, 2017 (Cyborg Texture)

I got the pink version as a mystery sleeve and though I am glad I got this one so I could try a vibro sleeve, it was fairly disappointing. It is by no means a bad or unpleasant sleeve, however it is neither good nor very pleasant either. The material feels sub par in comparison to the FLG sleeves and with only 2 bullets inserted there is hardly any room for you to fit inside the orifice, this tightness also makes it hard to actually notice the texture inside the sleeve. If you're thinking about using the bullets, I would personally go without. The orifice is actually quite novel and so is the cyber looking design inside the sleeve, though this does provide an interesting feeling it still doesn't compare to what else is out there. Cleaning and dry time is quick, however unfortunately so is the lube. It's still not a bad sleeve and though I wouldn't say that it is amazing either.

Conclusion:
If you are a collector of the freaks sleeves, buying this would be a no-brainer. Otherwise, I would advise picking up something else instead.

Score 2.14 Overall Satisfaction 1.5
Intensity 4
Stimulation 4.95
Penetration 4.95
Tightness 3.5
Suction Effect 4
Realism 3
Variation 4.95
Smoothness 3
Orgasm Rating 4.95
Noise 4
Lube Use 4.95
Cleanup 3
Dry Time 3

Siren Review

December 7th, 2017 (Siren Texture)

Though they are two completely different textures, if you're comparing the two best anal sleeves in terms of variety (reign & siren), the siren is easily the winner for the average guy. Though it doesn't have the same growing tightness sensation as the reign, it makes up for this with a tighter orifice that provides an amazing "pop" upon penetration (both in sound and sensation), more variety in a shorter period and perfectly positioned nubs to tickle the glans (the latter of which provides a far better orgasm this far into the sleeve). Lube use is efficient and clearning, etc is about standard. Hands down this is an amazing sleeve. The only gripe I have with it is that after extended use, the sleeve begins to lose its slight level of tightness and thus a lot of it's charm.

Conclusion:
If you're an average guy comparing this sleeve to the reign, the siren is an easy option. Will definitely not disappoint and definitely deserves its rank on FA.

Score 4.02 Overall Satisfaction 4
Intensity 3.9
Stimulation 4.95
Penetration 3
Tightness 3.5
Suction Effect 3
Realism 2
Variation 4
Smoothness 2
Orgasm Rating 1.5
Noise 4.95
Lube Use 4.95
Cleanup 2.5
Dry Time 3.1

Reign Review

December 7th, 2017 (Reign Texture)

There is no double that this is an amazing sleeve and though for me it will never hold the same status as the siren, I can tell why many actually prefer this one over it. The sleeve does have a bit of a gape which bothered me, however I found myself caring less about this as almost everything else about this sleeve is near perfect to the point where the gape isn't a concern. The thatched pattern is amazing (it feels really pleasurable), the "road blocks" are intense, the canal is tight and the rest of the sleeve I cannot reach (it would be pure heaven for those who could). Though you can't see it throughout the texture, you feel this gradual, ever growing sensation of tightness the further down you go that I have yet to find in any other sleeves. In terms of noise, lube use, cleaning etc, this sleeve is actually pretty good considering everything that is in it. So why the average score you ask? Orgasms for this sleeve for me (an average guy) are either awkward or terrible. If you're unfortunate enough as I, where the bottom of your head is right near the road blocks you will find it incredibly uncomfortable to orgasm in this area, which means you're only choice is to finish with half your member outside the sleeve. In this instance, the siren is probably the better one of the two.

Conclusion:
No doubt an amazing sleeve, however the sleeve highlights the importance of finding a texture to match your size. Though they are completely different sleeves, if you're an average guy, the siren is a better bet. If you're a bit more gifted than the rest of us, the reign would actually be a much better option and would probably feel even better than if you went with the siren.

Score 3.35 Overall Satisfaction 3.5
Intensity 3
Stimulation 4
Penetration 3.5
Tightness 4.5
Suction Effect 3.5
Realism 4.5
Variation 2.5
Smoothness 4.5
Orgasm Rating 3.5
Noise 3.5
Lube Use 4.95
Cleanup 4.95
Dry Time 4

Forbidden Review

December 7th, 2017 (Forbidden Texture)

Though what brought me to this sleeve was that it is meant to simulate a realistic experience, I was still initially worried about getting bored with it due to the lack of variation when compared to my first (the siren). Fortunately I was far from disappointed. This sleeve may not be the most intense, stimulating or varied (though it still does fine in these departments), however I would argue that it is one of the best (if not the best) for penetration, tightness and realism. Cleaning, drying, noise and lube use are a non issue with this sleeve due to it's simple, yet highly effective design. Furthermore the though the orgasm isn't too intense, it's still about the same as you would get from the real thing!

Conclusion:
This is now my no.1 anal sleeve and the lack of variation is a non issue. If you're after an extreme sleeve look elsewhere (siren, punk, reign,etc), however if you're after a sleeve that feels incredibly pleasurable, TIGHT and realistic, this is the sleeve to get. It's also a must for any FL collector.

Score 3.99 Overall Satisfaction 4.95
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