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Howdy! I only write these reviews when exceedingly drunk because I have found that is when I am the most honest with myself and yall' by extension. As my name implies I am quite fond of both guys and gals and as such have made purchases from both Fleshlight and Fleshjack.

Found 3 reviews in total

Intensity 4.55
Stimulation 4.45
Penetration 4
Tightness 4.55
Suction Effect 4.9
Realism 4.95
Variation 4.95
Smoothness 1
Orgasm Rating 3.85
Noise 2.05
Lube Use 3.75
Cleanup 2.85
Dry Time 2.75

Pilot Review

April 22nd, 2020 (Pilot Texture)

This is an awesome texture for average or just over average guys. The texture is extremely stimulating and it does an awesome job of bringing me to climax quickly, If you are looking for an edging sleeve you may want to look elsewhere. :) Otherwise this is a great sleeve with enough variety to please anyone and everyone.

Conclusion:
This is an awesome texture for average or just over average guys. I am plenty short enough to not hit my head on the cap, however if you are over 7.5ish inches you may want to grab a full size sleeve.

Score 3.79 Overall Satisfaction 4.5
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Intensity 2.95
Stimulation 1.9
Penetration 0.95
Tightness 0.9
Suction Effect 0.25
Realism 0.2
Variation 0.15
Smoothness 2.9
Orgasm Rating 0.2
Noise 2.95
Lube Use 1.9
Cleanup 4.8
Dry Time 4.8

Vantage Review

April 22nd, 2020 (Vantage Texture)

I miss the suction. At the end of the day that is what it comes down to. Even with average length you will poke out the other side and wish you had a full sleeve. Maybe it is better with a partner,I have never whipped one out in that situation so i couldn't tell you. Go for a full sleeve and you will have more fun.

Conclusion:
Try any full sleeve instead. Without the length and suction of a full sleeve you will be left disappointed.

Score 1.78 Overall Satisfaction 0.1
Intensity 5
Stimulation 5
Penetration 5
Tightness 3.25
Suction Effect 5
Realism 5
Variation 3
Smoothness 4
Orgasm Rating 5
Noise 5
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 4.05

FleshSack Review

April 20th, 2020 (FleshSack Texture)

This is the first review I have written on here so please pardon any minor issues.

First off let’s get one thing straight, I LOVE this sleeve and think that everyone should at least try it if they get the chance. Quick aside, the FleshAssist page and older reviews call it a LoveSack but, at time of writing it is listed as a FleshSack on both the Fleshlight and Fleshjack websites. I am assuming that the trademark fell through (or something along those lines) and they had to change it. Which is a shame because IMO LoveSack was a much better name. Regardless I just wanted to point that out to hopefully alleviate any confusion.

Interior
To be completely honest this is the only part I was really worried about in purchasing this sleeve. It looks underwhelming to say the least. I usually lean more towards the higher intensity end of the texture spectrum and it did not look like this would live up to that. However, I was pleasantly surprised by the texture. It is repetitive but manages to be enjoyable even without the elephant (balls) in the room. The texture is helped a decent bit by the offset entrance. This is the only Fleshlight I know of with an off center opening, this is probably to put the balls at just the right height for that glorious slapping action, but it has the added benefit of pushing you into the texture at a bit of an angle. Meaning that the interior alone (if the balls fell off or something) would make for a great edging sleeve, stimulating but sedate enough to last a good while.

Exterior
Upon seeing those balls on the website, you felt something, didn’t you? Maybe you were repulsed, intrigued or maybe just a bit confused. Personally, I knew immediately that I HAD to try that. Well first off let me tell you that the balls are even larger in person. Seriously, I could not even hazard a guess what optical illusion they used in the marketing pictures to make them look that small. Imagine a three-inch diameter sphere of that superb FL material hanging off the base of the orifice. It is a (literal) hand full, and it adds a lot to the experience. I have heard other people complain of the sleeve popping out of the case during use, I have not run into this issue and the sleeve appears to have extra material around the collar on the inside of the casing to prevent it from jumping out (I purchased it over a month after it came out so it is possible this got fixed). What I am trying to say is if you are in this for the balls you will not be disappointed.

Putting it all together
Given the interior being slightly milder I had expected this to be an awesome sleeve for edging. I was wrong, I tried going slow but just could not do it. The balls taping against mine lead me to speed up to full speed until it drained me faster and more completely than anything else. At first, I assumed that this was just a first-time thing, but I have been using it for a week now and it has yet to disappoint. I hope they roll out a whole damn line of these on Fleshjack or Fleshlight (Daisy Taylor anyone?) soon because until they do this will be the only sleeve I use.

Reddit
A strange tangent to veer down, but please humor me here. Because this short passage drove me to write this. To quote a wise Redditor over on the r/fleshlight subreddit…

“When I saw the picture of the product. I was hoping it was a tongue. Got all excited. But took a closer look and it was a set of balls. ???? That s#it turned me off. I don't want to use a Fleshlight. And imagine my balls slapping against some other dudes sack. Put that on the Fleahjack site. I'm sure those guys would be interested. Make a fleshlight vaginal orifice with a tongue on the bottom. It'll sell out in 24hrs. ???????????? would be interested.”

Let me pose a question, what is the difference between a ball stimulating tongue and ball stimulating balls in this context? At the end of the day either is a chunk of inorganic material serving the exact same purpose. This redditor would clearly love this Fleshlight and is letting the aesthetic wall him off from a awesome product that does exactly what they are looking for. Those balls make the Fleshlight a lot more fun, please do not let some nagging scrap of homophobia keep you from trying something this enjoyable. Trust me, this product is awesome but it isn’t enough to make you gay (But if it does, feel free to hit me up ????)

Conclusion:
TL;DR
You looked at this page, so clearly you are curious. Buy a FleshSack because (in my opinion) it is the best Fleshlight you can buy.

PS. Buy some cornstarch to treat the balls from time to time. Otherwise they get sticky, and the last thing you want is sticky balls. Just sayin’

Score 4.52 Overall Satisfaction 5
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