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The only one you need.

I can't give this one enough praise. Feels like heaven. Owned one for 4 years now. Bought like 5 others. NONE of them compare to this one. If you want a one and done solution here it is. Look no further. Seriously just get this one and forget the rest. I'm still mercilessly addicted to it after 4 years.

The texture.
Great. Every bump matters here. You'll feel it. After trying some newer f-lights that use a different material, I'm not sure what corporate is thinking. It's a perfect firmness that won't give in when you go in.

The entrance.
Looks good. The thickness of the opening portion (meaning the part that sticks out of the case) is on the thinner side so it doesn't have that squish when you go all the way in, but I'll take it with everything else it has to offer.

4 Years.
Yeah this thing is beat up by now. There are rips at the opening. The entrance melted a bit when it touched the space heater I warm it up with. The back end is deforming with how much I tie it up. I use antibacterial hand soap to wash it despite people saying not to. It's fine. I've been able to keep it from becoming a sewer.
I might actually say its better now. All that wear and tear is just more texture. Nothing lasts forever anyway so I'll just get a second one when this one is done in.

Pro tip: just squeeze the air out while you are in it and tie off the end for a vacuum seal. You probably wont last too long though.

Conclusión:
Buy it. 5 out of 5 used condoms. Gets better with age. Never lets you down. I'll probably just get a second one instead of hoping a different and new f-light can add something new and unique which they never do (unless disappointment counts).

Man I created an account here just to review this thing. TLDR, it's a big let down.
I looked around as much as I could before I purchased to see what others had said about it. I thought it was fine from the images and posts I found. No red flags. I thought it looked great too. Red things are pretty sexy and the opening has a decent pair of lips.

It arrives. First impressions, I like smooth things that get decent reflections of the light, so I'm a little disappointment to see that instead of a smooth red top (aside from the skull patterning which is great) I find these thin sharp lines all around the thing (think of lines on a topographical map). Like some imprint lines from the molding. Anyways I'm insane so I use a lighter to just barely melt the lines away(do at your own risk, if you're not careful you'll get black soot marks). Turned out good enough even though regular use would probably also wear them away over time. [++Overall the appearance of this one is the best part for me. Loved the red. Loved the design on top. Didn't really mislead from any images.]

Other than that everything else is pretty terrible. The texture? No Texture. Sensation? None. You can basically describe the feeling of this one like a wet noodle. Here's what I can say. Whatever material they used to make this is different from other f-lights I've bought. It's extremely soft. So soft that any texture that is there can't provide sensation. It's way too elastic and just feels like a smooth hole. The opening to the insides, all smooth. Maybe that's your thing but it's not mine. It could be they are using less material to cut costs. I found the whole thing to just feel thin, like there's nothing there. I tried looking at the texture inside. It's nothing like the rendered examples they give here or on the main site. Most of what texture is there looks like it didn't even fill the mold all the way.
[--Smooth rides are not what I'm here for, but everyone's different]

Had it for about 4 months at the time of review. I really only use it when I don't want to feel anything at all which does come in handy for longer sessions. Maybe I got a dud but whatever they did to recipe for the material is a solid L. If I find more new FLs to use this same material, I'll probably stop buying and just go for the real thing.

Conclusión:
2/5 stars mostly just for the appearance. Smooth as jelly. Cant feel a thing in this one. Good looks are all you're getting here: Too Real. I do NOT recommend unless you like it smooth.